USASexGuide - 2005 Archived General Reports

Mighty Spearsman

05-17-05, 16:21

So I had my All Star Weekend planned out and lined up but it was all for naught...Sunday afternoon comes along and I decide to take a trip to Sun. Pink lets me in and is surprised I know her by name. I tell her a friend refered me to her but unfortunately she is working the door and not seeing clients...

(Afterwards) I told her (Pink) I was disappointed and she said next time call ahead and make an appointment with her and she would make it up to me. She hands me my VIP card and a keychain (?) and a plants a wet one on me for a goodbye. I think I might make up for my sad weekend tonight. Monger ATM here I come.
Dear Slowfloyd:

Sorry to read that you weren't able to hook up with Pink.

Your review helped to explain a comment that Pink had made to me at the very end of my great session with her. After I had received my $20 rebate, Pink specifically said that I should call ahead for an appointment with her next time. I guess that way, she can arrange coverage of the front door while she does the session, whereas if someone is a walk-in, that she might not be available.

So the moral of the story is: if you want to be with Pink, call ahead and make an appointment!

Rickytickytock

05-17-05, 16:42

Ok, so I worked downtown today and had a little extra time before my gf expected me home. I had a boner, and was tired of never having experienced the D.C. amp scene. Thusly, I chose to go to Sun, since it's only a few blocks from my office and along the green line metro.

Found it easily enough, next to a (closed) sports bar. The ad in CP says "Look for blue door", which is decieving. Look for the blue door on the 6th street side of 521. Stairwell leads directly to door at top. Ring bell, and what do I see but one of the butt fugliest asian women I have EVER seen. I like the non-white girls, and I think I'd do just about ANY asian chick. But NOT this one. Thank god she wasn't my provider. Her name was Co-co, and she had on this bizarre fanny pack contraption with like four phones and god-knows-what-else. Apparently all the other girls carry these two, as my provider had one (i presume she kept her tips in there).

Anyways, go to the room, pay the .4 house fee for 1/2 hour. She did a police check not once, not twice, but THREE times! Once at the door coming in, once on the walk back to the room, once in the room! They must be really paranoid, which makes me feel better, since this led me to believe my experience would be 'complete'.

Wait for the girl in the room, and in walks Li-Li (saw a girl mentioned as lily down below, maybe the same girl?, as she told me she was new also). Takes me to the shower room, which was right outside my room in the back. Good TS, a little light, but paid good enough attention to all the usual spots, and gave a decent mr.happy scrub too.

Back to the room, locks the door, and off come the clothes. This is where I deviate from the previous poster who said she had natural C's (if it was the same girl). C's is right, fake as all hell though. Felt natural at the nip, but when you can grab hold on the sides to something solid, well, those are implants. No problem though, decent massage, flips me over, pulls out mr dick-son (who after 5 days of abstinence grew to monster proportions). Now let me say this, an 'in to it' CBJ is much better than a lukewarm BBBJ. She was on my rod like it was the last one on earth. She stuggled to DT me, but was soon sniffing my pubes. Fabulous.

She made the usual comments 'too big fo me' and 'cum fo me ba-bee', but I said NOPE, I want sum kit-kat. Sure enough she pulled my boy out of her throat, lubed up, and hopped on top for some CG action. She worked me good, and I mean good. I was going to hold out to pound it mish, but she was so good I let her work it. She came once and then I just held her hips down as I plowed from underneath. Shot a monstrous load, and when she took the hard hat off, she even commented that there was a lot of juice in that can.

I had previously left the tip on the table which she collected before the TS. I fanned out .6, but once I got asked the 'come here often' question, I pulled back .4 because I AM NOT PAYING FOR A SPIFFED UP HJ. Well, um...I got a good time and gave back .2...and she was fine! Next time call ahead and ask for me, and told me to come for hour and do some more things for a .6 tip.

Great service, great time....I'd love to go back today to use my VIP card, but...pay day is next monday. Keep is safe....

Got Wood

05-18-05, 09:32

In reference to my previous posting as well as Jack B Nimble's post; the mamasan at this establishment has clearly proven she is a lier and should not be taken by her word. Proceed accordingly. Caveat Emptor!

John in VA

05-18-05, 12:36

I cruised the loop Tuesday night/ Wednesday morning. Several WSW out on L st between 15th and Vermont, some on K st., a few UC LE driving around and a few marked cruisers.

Laxman #2

05-18-05, 18:42

I recently experienced the same bait and switch routine at Sun. I called ahead to make an appointment with Jennifer. I did so 1.5 hours in advance just to be sure that she would be available when I got there. Arrived at the appointed hour and told them I was ther for my appointment. Pink greeted me and took the filled VIP card in lieu of the house fee.

Pink returns with another girl and says Jennifer is busy. Like all of you, I WAS PISSED!! :mad: I told Pink that I was out of there never to return. She persuaded me to stay and that she would give me the TS and that Jennifer would be there directly. Well, Pink not only gave me the TS she also gave me the muscle training. Jennifer finally showed up 40 minutes into the hour. Needless to say, with no opportunity to connect in any way before hand the deed was pretty poor.

I must say that, based on my experience, I would not return for Jennifer. I'm sure she could provide a competent session if given the full hour but I will not repeat.

Lax

Ramoo

05-18-05, 19:02

Visited Clicks Monday night. Incredible!!

Feels like the twilight zone until midnight. Starr rocked my world for .8, then a 2some the next day after midnight for .1.

A definite must do

Yellofvr

05-18-05, 21:48

Yes, I am a noobie. I had only experienced PG and Howard establishments and not much to brag about there. I have been RTF for a while now, and finally had a chance to try out a DC AMP. I must admit, I only chose Supra because it was off Conn. Ave. and I'm directionally challenged, but I believe i made the right choice. I was met at the door by the mamasan (could she hear me lumbering up the stairs?) and led to the room right in front of the entrance. I wasn't too fond of this, but I wasn't going to say anything.

I sit down and in walks Sara, very cute, slim, with all natural C's cup. Ask's if I've been here before and I say yes, a couple weeks ago. She takes the door fee leaves for a minute. I took the advice of the board, placed $ under my watch, and went for the TS. Not as good as I've had in other places, but paid full attention to the backside, which I was hoped was a sign for things to come.

Back to the room for an average massage, then some playful ear nibbling, a biddie rub on the back, and then to AR. Told me to flip, which I was more than happy to do and worked on the balls and shaft, sans cover, then to an awesome CBJ. She has skills. I came close to a grand finish, but asked for DATY to calm my joint down. Well groomed, tasty and used my shoulders for leverage; i could have stayed for there for the rest of my session, but i was getting too worked up. I scooted up for mish and finished. She gave me a quick clean-up, then laid down and chatted for the remander of my time.

I would like to thank all of you mongers for the advice posted here, which made my first DC AMP experience worthwhile, and made me realize I had wasted my time and money on the MD joints.

Looks-8
Massage-4
Extras-9

.6+$tip

Yellofvr

Dr.Monger

05-19-05, 21:23

To date I have only received five requests for invites. If you are planning on attending, I suggest you PM me before noon tomorrow, which is the day of the party. If I don't get anymore responses, I will be canceling, although we can still do a generic Block Tour. It just won't do justice to Trash, and I won't have it that way.

Dr. Monger

Hobbyist4Life

05-19-05, 21:44

I have to tell you about this find. It has been a couple of months but, I decided to try Happiness last night. It was a different manager from my last visit. She asked if I had been there before and I said it was another manager when I visited last. Actually, the other manager is still there and she was resting.

Anyway, I was led to the room and gave my fee. A few minutes later, a knock at the door and in walks Angel. WOW, she was a knockout in my opinion. Pretty face and such beautiful smile (a 10 in my book). She is just my type and I was happy, since I had also read great things about her in the forum before. They were absolutely true. Thanks, guys.

She has a very sexy but innocent look, which I love. We introduced ourselves and chatted for awhile. Better English than most I've seen, and very playful.

Went to the TS, better than average and playful. The stretching and massage was great, although I had to tell her to go easy, since I am very sensitive. She said some guys like a hard massage. She has a very nice bod, about 5'5' with an all NATURAL 33 or 34 C's, really pretty and quite large compared to other asian ladies. She said it sags a bit when I commented on her chest. I was in heaven already, just by the looks and her personality.

Awesome session, all on the menu. I just wish I could've lasted a little longer, but was too into it. Very playful and pleasant through out the whole session.

I'll leave out the fine details, since I read recent comments about the board. It was like a session with my fantasy asian girl. Very classy girl, she is someone I would take home to mama. I certainly would, if I could.

A real GFE, we cuddled and chatted for some time even when the door bells were ringin off the hook. Very relaxed and non rushed atmosphere, which was great. She made me feel like I was her boyfriend and gave undivided attention. I told her that I should be leaving, since the door bells rang several times since our session began. It was about 45 to 50 minutes into our session anyway.

I asked when was the best time to visit and she told me that between
5pm to 9pm is the best time. It seems that they are not busy at all during those hours. I told her that I'll be back next day at 6pm and confirmed the appt. with her.

Overall, one of the best GFE session I've ever had. And I have been hobbying for a long time. Two thumbs(b^d) up for Angel.

Well worth the trip. YMMV, I'll follow up tomorrow with the 2nd trip.
I usually only post on the T*R, but I had to share this find..!

Looks 9
bod 9
personality 10

Peace out,

H4L

LoveLOS

05-20-05, 05:54

DC Team,

Loopy was very specific is his request that comments about a certain bar NOT be made on open channel... I noticed two or three others doing the same in the past few pages. The vet is absolutely right. So can you guys shut the fuck up about this?

OK, I'll try to be polite... What if I say, "Please use your fucking brain?"

Dr M,
Make that 6 requests, but only 50-50 I can make it... so is that like 5½??? You have my number on PM.

LoveLOS

Laxman #2

05-20-05, 11:56

H4L:

Good report! I'll look forward to seeing your follow-up.

I encourage you to become a regular poster on this board even if you continue to post elsewhere. In my experience you get the most relaible intel here without having to become a paying member as with other baords.

Lax

Dr.Monger

05-20-05, 16:06

Sadly, I must report that I only receieved one more request to be invited to the party. A lot of great mongers from last year's event were unable to attend. So we will perhaps try again later in the summer.

That being said, if those who did RSVP still want a Block tour, you can meet me at the same location at the same time. Don't worry about the "guest list" as we will not be using it. Just look for the goofy guys in the bar.

Dr. Monger

Big Steve

05-21-05, 01:27

I am not filing a new report but sharing some history. I think this board is great and have been reading it for quite a while but unable to post due to problems with board.

My first experience was on 14th Street back in late 60's. The girl wanted $10 for FS and $2 for the room. Pretty rough on my budget at that time. Next experience was in the early 70's and I got offered two girl special at my place. I got sucked by one while the other rolled my dorm room.

I became a regular on 14th street when smut was king and mongering was easy. Life changed for a while and I missed a few years and when I revisted my old stomping grounds, it had pretty well disappeared. The ladies were still around but you had to look a little harder. By this time, I had a regular that took care of me for years, supporting my interest and kinky desires. I still sampled variety that we all enjoy.

Thanks to the board, I have discovered the AMPS and the SW in Pig Town. This keeps me well supplied and of course Baltimore provides economy and still has the smut on East Baltimore. I am proud to say that I have done this without any disease or discovery from the home front. I must admit that I have been ripped off several times but this board can really make you smarter about these problems. I have learned a lot that has kept the LE and the rip offs at bay. I'll try to share more recent adventures in the future. All you young mongers can look forward to years of this hobby. The rules,names and places will change but it will never go away.

Dave GD

05-21-05, 04:42

USGers,

After a CL girl that I had something setup with wasted my time, b*tch told me to go meet her at 4th & K and don't worry she wasn't a man ho.

I went cruising. I am amazed at the number of night clubs in the area, If I was 15 years younger, I would probably hang at a few. The Venue, Justa, some Middle eastern club all within walking distance. I even, drove by Dreams for the hell of it, just see how long the line was, and it was very very long, with tons of hot girls in line.

I went over to Clicks about midnight. I don't know whether I just hadn't been there on a Friday night before or what, but it was packed with good looking women. It looked like a couple had their pimps with them, as I saw them pass them money on occassion. I had just never seen white girls in my 3 times in there before, there was one lone sista, whom I had seen before there though.

There is just too much smoke for me to stay there long, but as I was leaving, two more white girls came in, but then as I was in my car getting ready to pull out, a dirty old utility van pulled out in front of me and 3 black girls got out, one with the biggest ass I had seen in a long time, and they all went in to Clicks too. I felt like going back in now, but I now was in my car.

Then, went to "The House" on Georgia, I love the women there, they have the best looking black strippers I have seen, nice asses and tits everywhere. The place was packed, but there was also an abundance of women attendees. I have seen a woman or two before in a strip club, but there must have been 20 or more women there either with boyfriends, in groups, etc. A few looked butch, and had dollars in their hands.

Just a wasted night, wife is out of town for another night, I have to find something better to do tomorrow.

Davegdb

LoveLOS

05-21-05, 06:29

Big Boy, H4L, Yellow Fever,
Thank you for your good reports and for becoming active USGers. By the way, if I correctly spell your user name at any time in the future, consider it an accident.

Speaking of yellow fever, damn, have I got a case of that. Need to attend to that soon.

Re: comments about MY inactivity -- You guys know I'm supposed to be retired... ;) Lax, Vet, Dave, Rev good to hear from you. Motormouth, WTF dude, did you lose my number? DocM, sorry I couldn't make the party. Loop & Robie, Check your PMs.

LoveLOS

Da Bot

05-21-05, 10:06

Visited Supra for the first time in a couple of months, and was surprised to see Jenny. She says she's half Japanese and half Korean. All I can say is that she's very cute with a perfect spinner body.

Mediocre TS, so-so massage, flip and the question. Then she asked for $$ for FS! I had to insist that she get another girl multiple times before she came down to a reasonable number.

And then she showed why she might just be worth $$. Multiple positions (I run out of vocabulary to describe) while I run my hands over those great tits and that wonderful ass. She clearly does her kegel exercises. The TS and massage may have been short, but we definitely went the full hour. Damn!

Face: 8
Body: 9
Attitude: 8
Overall: 7 (I hate having to argue over the price)

Laxman #2

05-21-05, 23:49

I agree with Da Bot. I don't care how smokin' she is, the price is the price! My solution is to walk away completely and tell them you are never returning.

LoveLOS: Is that you? Are you back from the dead? Welcome back. What kind of p*ssy did they have in cyberspace?

Lax

LoveLOS

05-22-05, 04:02

Da Baht, Kudos for not caving in to $$! I hope by reasonable number you actually paid only $...

I have noticed prices in Chicago, Atlanta, and the Carolinas are creeping upwards and now firmly $20-$60 higher than in DC. This is probably the root of the gentle push many of us are getting for the tendency for NEGOTIATION rather than the established DC price. We have it good here because this board and others have firmly established the price, and EVERYBODY sticks together to keep the girls in line.

Actually, in my absence, I did have two occasions to visit DC amps. One was with Master Robie to GHS. He posted a glowing report about his experience. I had a good fuck too, but I walked out of there resolving the girl would not be a repeat because I had to negotiate with her to get the price back to $1. for FS. Just left a bad taste in my mouth, which was not from DATY.

The second event was one of my repeat faves at Sky. I walked in and she really rocked my world. But I bring ONLY what I intend to spend and she started begging afterwards for an extra for the wonderful service I must admit she just gave. I pay AMP girls for the experience, the warm glow, the memory--in short the fantasy. It's a real downer to have that fantasy expolded by a little nagging female wanting more money--I can get that at home, thank you. My regular became my "X" that night.

In light of these reports of the erosion of the DC institution of a prix fix for service, I suggest a plan of action to turn the tide back to the mongers. This will work best by REGULAR customers whom the mamasan really does recognize. New users will still have to resort to just negotiation, but do not cave in! Any pussy-wimp who does pay more only reinforces the tendency to continue this distasteful behavior!

The plan? Simple:
If presented a price issue of any kind from a provider, immediately get dressed without a word, walk out and get the mamasan and ask for another girl or a refund. Tell her that you will not tolerate price negotiation in the room. Guys, first, this would only cost you some extra time. the mamsan is going to give you a new girl and re-set the clock. This would be upsetting to a mamasan, and she may end the practice right then and there. The girl would learn her lesson for having to give a massage for free and losing her tip because she was pushing for an extra $20. The loss of face for the girl for losing a customer would also be a huge motivating factor to an oriental girl. I guarantee the story will go thru the ranks like wildfire and attitudes would adjust very quickly if it happened several times. This requires thinking with your BIG head and being just as hardened as these providers, so only those worthy to sit on the council will have the balls. If this happens four or five times over a three month span by regular customers at any given amp, we will win. It will be just as I have forseen it.

What kind of p*ssy did they have in cyberspace?
Lax
Why the hell do you think I'm back.... Cyberspace pussy just don't get it.

LoveLOS

Robux

05-22-05, 05:55

LL,

Again, you've concisely distilled the problem and solved it. If we let this get out of hand now we'll be paying for our inaction forever!

There is an active line of communication between the DC AMP managers and word will get around very quickly if we all do as LoveLOS says. My only twist on his proposal is to walk down the hall naked to speak with the mamasan. That will get her attention!

Robux

LexLuther

05-22-05, 07:42

LL,

I monitor your board in DC as I come through on business occasionally. I noticed with your interest on prices in the Carolinas. That's my stomping ground. Could you please PM me with some leads on places to go and things to do in Carolinas. I'm only interested in AMPs.

Thanks.

Lex

Jack B Nimble

05-22-05, 09:25

Thanks for the tip LoveLOS. How about providing some details on the girls at Sky and GHS? Very few of them these days from those two.

Got Wood

05-22-05, 14:42

Excellent strategy, as I know we all agree.

Another way to make a point in this matter is to cut down on frequency of visits. Mamasans are very aware of their "bread & butter" visitors. If you are a weekly participant, maybe cut back to 2X's a month, if monthly maybe go once every 6 weeks....either way they will get the message very quickly if we all participate(power of numbers compounded daily). So when you do finally show up for that next visit and you hear the "haven't seen you in a long time" comment, your reply would be obvious..."in-room prices"! Pretty sure as the girls' incomes drop and amp owners see less profits, our problems will be solved rather fast.

United we stand, divided we...."pay more"!!

Laxman #2

05-22-05, 15:52

I have used the exact strategy outlined by LoveLOS on a number of occasions with generally good results. In most cases, when the girl is convinced you are serious, she will try to get you to stay and say she will accept the standard rate. Do not be detered! Continue with the strategy set forth by LL. In every case I have been able to a) secure a refund of the house fee and leave or b) have mamasan supply me with another provider who will not haggle. The offending girl has then gotten a tongue lashing from mamasan.

If we all stick together on this one, as DC AMP regulars, we can hold the line on prices.

Peace and love.

Lax

Ready

05-22-05, 20:18

I read earlier CPHC might be re-opening; on Saturday in the sports section, I noticed their ad. Young is the only previous provider to return, so I stopped by for a pleasant hour ($60) to catch up with her. She has been in Chicago and lately at Downtown (Cherry) in DC.

All of the standard DC services were provided, with attention throughout; she knows those special tricks that the new ones don't (aside from the critical results, she makes me feel comfortable and is very attentive with a nice face, attitude & body), as well as ensure I receive a full hour, not rushing me out the door (properly finishes my visit). I seriously doubt things will ever progress pass a safe situation.

I've written NoVA (Fairfax County, other counties to far away) off because the mixed results lately; at CPHC it is clean, and parking or the metro is not a problem.

Trick Williams

05-22-05, 23:47

Saw a lot of SW out. I bagged this petite phat ass chic named Candy who let me take pics of her ass which I'll post later. I also scooped up this light skin streat walker by the name of Royal. Got a CBJ for $40. Would have taken pics but my disposable was out. I also saw a light-skin SW with a really huge ASS!!! Ill try get her next time. Pics comin soon.

Dude #1

05-23-05, 07:54

Sorry for the lack of posts recently, guys. The intel. on the Board is so good that I have been busy following up on the Board's recommendations, and don't have much to add. However, you may want to know that Sun mamasan says Jennifer has left. With Mimi gone from Happiness as well (and I know she won't be back at least this week), the world is a darker place for this hobbyist.

On Sophia at GHS (by the way, it is Sophia, not Sophie as an earlier post spells it), she is indeed a 36D. However, overall she is a little pudgy for my taste. Sophia's outstanding feature is that she is eager for DATY. She asked for it straight away after the shower, got it, grew sopping wet and would had me keep at it if I hadn't stopped (after 15 minutes or so) to turn to the main event. Apart from DATY, an average session.

Face 7
Body 7 (9 if you like baby fat)
Attitude 9

Rickytickytock

05-23-05, 08:16

LL,

My only twist on his proposal is to walk down the hall naked to speak with the mamasan. That will get her attention!

RobuxClassic, fucking classic.

On a serious note, was out all day yesterday with the SO and happened up and down NY ave and the adjoining streets while just simply cruising downtown, and saw NADA! WTF!? I was planning on coming back around 10 last night when I kicked the SO out (ok, I'm lying, she kicked me out because she had to work...so what). No SW activity to the naked eye. Saw two possible targets in the lot at the Days, but both were hanging out wayyy too close to the office/lobby area to risk pulling up.

mattpak2004

05-23-05, 16:15

I would like to know where Clicks is and some information on, if you know what I mean. Please PM me with this information, thanks :)

GrimJim28

05-23-05, 17:11

Classic, fucking classic.

up and down NY ave and the adjoining streets while just simply cruising downtown, and saw NADA! WTF!? Yeah NY Ave only has a slight presence on days when it is consecutively warm. I guess a few of the ladies at the hotels decide not to go all the way down to 14-K or the loop down the street from the bus station on these warm days. But NYAve is not a regularity spot like its world reknowned downtown cousin.

One thing i have seen regularly on NYAve are TS and the occaisional SW on the rock. NY used to be a sleeper spot, but apparently it has become hot for other reasons, so we have no choice but to watch and wait.

Mighty Spearsman

05-23-05, 17:55

Stopped by Sun Club again the other day. I had called ahead and made an appointment to see Pink (turns out that she’s the person who answers the phone most of the time).

Showed up about 15 minutes early and was met by the elderly mamasan who speaks almost no English. She showed me to my room, took my $40 house fee (for a half hour), then said “Pink, yes, yes” and left. Two minutes later, a young lovely walked in, said her name was Candy, and that she’d be giving me the table shower as Pink would not be free until another 10 minutes.

Ended up with a great table shower (details for those who PM me). I was almost ready to say “the heck with Pink, you can do the whole session” when Pink walked into the shower room to claim me. Back to the room with Pink, where we ended up with a nice oral discussion of the virtues of the fine Christian groups known as the YMCA and YWCA, followed by discussion of the canine species. As always, I left with a smile on my face.

P.S. The young lady named Candy may be worth checking out. She is totally different physically from Pink – Candy is barely 5 feet tall, at least 10 years younger than Pink, slightly overweight but it’s baby fat, has a rounder face than Pink, with big titties (34DD?) that have obvious implants. Seems to have a bad c-section scar on her belly – not a problem for me but might be a drawback for some of you. All in all, I felt she was very sexy, and looks as if she’d be fun to be with. Pink told me that Candy is new, and is not the same as Lily or Jennifer (both previously reviewed here).

P.P.S. I stopped by during the pre-dinner hour, and the place was dead. Pink told me that that is a good time to stop by, that they tend to get busier after 8 p.m. My half-hour session lasted almost 50 minutes, with no feeling of being rushed in any way.

Baltimonger

05-23-05, 20:19

My only twist on his proposal is to walk down the hall naked to speak with the mamasan.
Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

WiseBorn

05-23-05, 21:39

Yeah NY Ave only has a slight presence on days when it is consecutively warm. I guess a few of the ladies at the hotels decide not to go all the way down to 14-K or the loop down the street from the bus station on these warm days. But NYAve is not a regularity spot like its world reknowned downtown cousin.

One thing i have seen regularly on NYAve are TS and the occaisional SW on the rock. NY used to be a sleeper spot, but apparently it has become hot for other reasons, so we have no choice but to watch and wait.

sometimes SW's just hangout in their rooms in the back parking lot of the Days Inn and Travelouge Hotels. I suggest that you go behind there an wait a few seconds, usually an SW will peek her head out of the door.

The Hotel management always rents the SW's rooms in the rear of the hotels, so they don't disturb the other visiting guests.

genemarmot

05-23-05, 23:34

Yes, I realize my reports are getting shorter, but I assume that everyone RTFF's (is that a verb?!), so I will only state changes when I talk about DT.

Went to DT today @ lunchtime. Was met at the door by Mama. I asked for Bunny, but Mama said that she was in with one of you other bastards. She offered a new girl, so I accepted. Bad move in hind sight.

In walks Micky. Cute, about 19-21 y/o. She was hot, but, since she was so young, I had a bad feeling about this. (BTW, Star Wars ROTS was excellent! Highly recommended.)

TS was OK; no attention on the Pacific Rim so I knew that I was going to be disappointed.

Back in the room, the massage was quite good I have to admit.

As far as the action: sub-par. Basically, she just sucked. Boring.

So, in summary, Oh Micky you're not so fine.

I'm off to Southeast Asia (Singapore and Malaysia) at the end of the week. See you guys in a few weeks.

Marmot

genemarmot

05-23-05, 23:39

I'll throw this one out there again to see if there's any knowledge: Does anyone know of any South Asian (Indian/Pakistani) providers in the area?

Does anyone have any leads on how to hook-up with Indian women?

Throw me a freaking bone here guys. PM me if you don't want to share the keys to the realm with the rest of the world.

Marmot

Mr Jon

05-24-05, 00:16

Two Saturdays ago, after watching Miami finish off Washington in the NBA playoffs, the friend I was with decided since we were already downtown that he had a yen for some Asian. He has been having some bad luck at the Baltimore AMP's near where he lives, so I wanted to take him somewhere with the highest probability of a a good time. The only DC AMP he has been to is Supra which I took him to last year.

We decided upon Downtown. But first we stopped by Clicks. There were three ladies having drinks there at the time. Two very nice and one with a bit too much backside for me. We had a little chat and a drink, but conversation was the only thing we engaged in. So we headed off to Downtown.

For the first time in dozens of visits, the stair well had no oder. Since some reports say the smell is still bad, I assume they are trying to keep it clean but the local homeless population is fighting back. We tried t get a lineup but the mama san seemed to rushed and in response only asked me who I had seen before. I could not remember so I just ran off some common girls names (like Linda, Candy, etc.).

Well I got Miss Lee. She was well above average in looks with a smoking figure. Excel ant natural C's. She just came from NYC a week before and her English was terrible. Tried some small talk for a bit, but soon gave up. Table shower was fairly good. Mussel training was short and week. But we got down to the real action quickly. She spoke fluent French and I spent some quality time at the Y. I never felt rushed, but things went along rather quickly. I would not call her a real GFE, but certainly nice enough and she treated me right.

My friend drew Bunny and had a good time till right at the end when she got a bit shinny at how it was taking too long. That spoils it for me but he persevered and finished in what he considers a timely fashion.

I would recommend Miss Lee, but don't expect any long conversations.

Looks: 8
Body: 8
Personality: 6.5
Overall: 8

Robux

05-24-05, 00:53

Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I guess I ought to have that 50 lb tumor removed already, especially since it's so hard to walk upright or get through doorways without Crisco and a crowbar.

But seriously, K.J. Your tourbus idea has some merit. Anyone here that may be seriously interested in a guided bus tour of Baltimore best mongering strolls?

Robux

Dude #1

05-24-05, 07:46

Based on previous positive reports (genemarmot May 16 and The Romp May 14) I visited Bunny at Downtown yestderday. I have to differ from these earlier reports. Bunny is thin, but with the spindly-leg syndrome from which some slim Korean ladies seem to suffer. The earlier ratings of 7 for face and 8 for body are about right. Bunny has a good attitude, but it manifests itself in excessive and patently false teasing chatter. Something of a turn off, for me at anny rate. However, the table shower and brief Pacific Rim were excellent. She also has excellent CBJ skills. After DATY, the main event was standard (mish, cowgirl and doggie to finish). Won't repeat, but YMMV.

Rev333

05-24-05, 08:18

Whats with the guys having under 10 post, asking about clicks and not contributing any real intel. let me some it up for you that place will no longer be advertised on here, so stop asking. if your a noob, you get jack and shite. heres a new rule i think should be implemented right freakin now. if you are new and any of your first ten post are questions and not credible contribution then i think your gonna fall into my LE black book, which means you can kiss my evil monger ass. seniors i think this should be our first commandment for addressing noobs.

Rev333

Rickytickytock

05-24-05, 13:53

I know I'm new, but what is this about a bar where you can pay to have sex? Sounds like my kind of place. Please help me out!

LOL, just fucking kidding guys! Don't torch me yet. I have only been blasted once (thanx Laxman, I'll forever be the Anakin to your Obi-Won) and intend to offer some advice for the dude asking about Indian and SE Asian broads: If they are not out there, be it on the track or in the MPs, then go to CL. If they are not there, then go to Eros. Not there, GO TO A FUCKING BAR THAT HAS NORMAL WOMEN AND HOPE THERE IS A GOD!

Ok, that made me feel better. As for my contributions today, I must say that Sun Club is a very accomodating place. I saw Li-Li last time, to above average results. She even accidentally signed twice on my VIP card, in addition to the signature I got from Candy when I first walked in!

I saw Pink on Friday. Man...just man! RTF (I'll hold back on the double F's for when I become a senior) on her reviews. She's also pretty sweet, for an industry lifer.

I will take the advice from my colleagues about Hotel SWs for the next time I haunt NY ave. I have been practicing the B-more circuit lately (read my post there for full details) but want a DC girl soon, as it is closer to my home in PG.

Be safe.

Silvertoung

05-24-05, 16:46

Someone forgot their meds today.

Whats with the guys having under 10 post, asking about clicks and not contributing any real intel. let me some it up for you that place will no longer be advertised on here, so stop asking. if your a noob, you get jack and shite. heres a new rule i think should be implemented right freakin now. if you are new and any of your first ten post are questions and not credible contribution then i think your gonna fall into my LE black book, which means you can kiss my evil monger ass. seniors i think this should be our first commandment for addressing noobs.

Rev333

Laxman #2

05-24-05, 17:22

Amen Rev! I concur in the good reverends sentiments about noobs and questions. Policy seconded. Any discussion?

Well boys, I think I’m in lust!! I went to Happiness this afternoon and was scolded by the Mamasan for being away too long. I knew from reports here that Mimi has gone so asked who was available. She told me she had a real nice girl, Lauren.

On the way to the room I see this stunning girl coming out of one of the rooms. “Who’s that?”. She told me that it was Angela (Angel?) and that she was busy. I almost changed plans and decided to wait for Angela, but Mamasan escorts in Lauren. Well, OK, I guess I can make do.

Lauren is also a beautiful girl. 5’ 4”, seemingly natural 35 C’s, smoking body, nice face and mid 20’s. Lauren is a little shier than I like em but all in all just fine. Unrushed hour with overall good service. Only missing element was no AR.

I would definitely recommend Lauren, however, I must sample Angela next time round.

Lax

LoveLOS

05-25-05, 06:12

Discussion:
Agree 110% with the Reverend's commandment.

LoveLOS edict in addendum:
Clicks is no longer a topic for discussion on this board for any less than a personally known senior member by PM.
End of Discussion...

The proprietor of that establishment resents some incorrect information that may have been posted here recently. The place is a cool watering hole with music that is too fucking loud and drinks that are too fucking expensive. Thats the official story and I'm sticking to it.

Ramboo, Thank you for your discretion.

MattPacksGlock, what precinct do you work at, or are you on some anti-prostitution squadron? Give us details man!

Shittytoung, The Rev is like the high priest here, treat him with respect or Robux and I, who really did skip our meds, will pleasantly rip you a new ass hole.

Speaking of RIP, today is the first anniversary of the last post for the TrashMan, original DON emeritus of this board and inventor of the 1.22 gigawatt online flamethower; both for which he is fondly remembered by this, his humble padowan. May we have a moment of silence.

Rest well, my friend.

Mikeytheturtlefan and Geneymarmont, I am liking your posts and contributions here. Welcome. Oh yes, Gene, have fun in SEA... Post a lot and perhaps we may have to have a de-briefing for you to help you over the post-SEA blues after your return... Remember FFF, especially that last F, difficult to do when visiting the east on a sex mission.
I know I'm new, but what is this about a bar where you can pay to have sex? Sounds like my kind of place. Please help me out!The place is called ARCHIBALDS on K street near the loop. ;)

Jackie B, FWIW: The girl at GHS has gone the way of FFF. I have fucking forgotten her name, what she looks like, and how good the session was. She is gone from GHS is all I know, good riddence. The girl at Sky was my darling Cookie, who gave me one of the best AMP experiences ever that evening, only to be forever marred in my memory by the hussy asking for more money afterwards.

Olympic Spa report

The LoveLOS went back to his roots tonight, and fuckin A! Olympic Spa was my first DC Spa and I actually have never had a negative experience there. I stopped going due to the convenience of Downtown and other spas in walking distance of the loop and Archies. An error.

Think about simple services we used to cherish that have gone quietly by the wayside. When was the last time a provider dressed you, including the socks? (2 years?) Or cuddled after the fact for more than 2 minutes? How many reports do we read of a STIMULATING Table Shower???? Hell, I haven't gotten decent ARJ @ Downtown since Maya left. Gentlemongers, these omissions are bullshit; and I hope the mamasans can read this and comprehend.

Olympic is a small spa with only three providers that is off the beaten path, so don't go nuts on them after reading this report. The sorta mamasan who answered the door was going to attend to me. I noted a finer candidate who appeared in the hallway, and asked for her. Correct move. Did not see the third provider.

Picked Sandy. 25yo, 100lb, A-B cups, unbleached hair (that's black, like it's supposed to be on a Korean), pleasnt face and nice bod. TS was a thing of wonder. The attention to the nether parts was detailed and yes, stimulating. On the TS flip little LL was at full attention, and much care was given in to that issue.

Ok, we clicked. That's all there is to it so YMMV. Her English was good enough and we varied the program. (Again, when was the last time that happened @ downtown?) I gave her a massage, which she appreciated. Since the top was down, on the flip, I also started the basic program with some nipple work. Did I mention perky half inch niptips? Shortly she excused herself for some tools of her trade. Upon her return we agreed on the terms and she gladly agreed that the $ note under my watch was proper compensation for her time and companionship.

Wonderful ARJ... wow. With DATY in 69, I was falling in lust. A true cortesan (sp?) I was on the edge while in the 69 and she realized the potential problem. She interviened and slowed lust session. I was treated to a nice leg massage while little LL retreated from the edge of ecstacy. What a woman. We did a repeat of the CBJ and DATY before that wonderful, tight thing was wrapped around litte LL for an unhurried but spectacular finale.

She got the hot towel and then craweled in for a nice relaxed cuddle, the way oriental girls do to win the hearts of helpless farang. And yes, I will be back to visit my new regular. If you visit her, treat her well or I will rip off your head and piss down your windpipe.

And yes, she dressed me and kissed me goodbye, fully 75 minutes after my arrival. Damn I like the old fashioned oriental hopsitality.

Looks: 8
Body: 8
Personality: 9.762
Attitude: 9.5
Overall: 9.5

LoveLOS

Loop Vet

05-25-05, 10:13

The PC term-de-jour is "asian" LL, get with the program. ;) I've always said the less popular spa's are my spa's of choice when venturing down that road. Olympic and Accu, to be specific. Was Tina the sorta mamasan? Big sili's, mediocre face? If so, you missed out; although sounds like you did well for yourself.

That was pathetically uncreative for a guy dubbing himself Silvertoung. May I suggest something a bit more thought provoking like, "Shut your pie-hole Silvertoung, you suck."

Robux

05-25-05, 12:30

Smack-the-Noob is the new Wack-a-Mole.

R.I.P. Trash

Robux

Laxman #2

05-25-05, 12:34

Slivertung:

Impressive first post bound to get you all kinds of valuable intel....NOT!!!:eek:

LoveLOS

05-25-05, 13:28

Loopmiester,

Asian, hey thats a great description. Fuck, I'm a noob here and don't have the lingo down yet.

Girl at the office was telling everyone we needed some half and half and so she was going to the store for some. Did anyone need anything? Gawd, keeping a straight face was hell, especially given my sexual-harrasment-endangering private thoughts about this co-worker.

LL

Hobbyist4Life

05-25-05, 13:53

Sorry, for the late follow up of my report from last week. Actually, I have seen her three times already, since our first meeting and report.

If you recall my first report of Angel last week, I was so blown away by her. My second meeting with her was even better. I think since we met before, she seemed more relaxed and playful. I could not get her out of my head(both of them).

Anyway, made an appoinment at 6pm. Which she recommended, was a slow time at Happiness. She was right, the bell didn't ring at all during my stay.

She looked better than our first meeting. A 10 in looks (in my book, as I stated on my last report) with awesome bod and personality.

The TS was fun as last time, relaxing and playful. Back to the room, we chatted for a good while. We actually had a good and fun conversation, which is rare in AMPS. She told me to take my time and relax, since it is a slow time of the day for the establishment(that is a first). I was surprised that she has only been in the country about a year and spoke pretty decent English. She began with a nice and soft stretching and massage, which was great(after she disrobed). She started with a light kissing of my back and legs, which was awesome.

I'll leave the rest to your imagination. I prefer not to give too much details on public board. But, all on the menu. Awsome finish, once again I was in heaven! I can't even describe the feeling.

It was over an hour by the end. She told me to relax and cleaned my up well. She sat next to me and started to talk. We talked for awhile and she dressed me. She really dressed me, started with my shirt, my pants, helped with my tie, even put on my socks and shoes. Is that f--king service or what? Again, she blew me away with all the attention, and just the little things she does to impress me.

Total, I mean total GFE, unlike any I've seen. I was about an hour and half into the session and still not rushing at all, which I really liked. She was right about visiting at those hours, which was slow. I think the service is so much better when they are not busy.
No discussion of tip, so I left a few extra Jacksons over standard since, I was so impressed by her attitude and service. Well worth it.
Confirmed another appoinment in two day..

Overall, once in a lifetime experience(this is how I would rate her and experience, if I was reporting to T*R) from any AMP.

This was a 10 out of 10 experience, two thumbs up(b^d), again. YMMV.
My third and my fouth visit was just as good, if not better. I can't believe, how she can continually keep the pace and level up, to this standard everytime. But, she did. I was throughly impressed.

Peace out...

H4L

Loop Vet

05-25-05, 14:06

btw, I meant "asian" to replace your use of the term "oriental", not in reference to anal rim jobbers. I don't care for the latter so it's not generally a topic of concern for me.

Rev333

05-25-05, 17:36

slivertoung, you wouldnt like me with out my meds, by the way contribute or shut the hell up and lurk but you wont get jack from me you piss ant.

rev333

Harley Dude 29

05-25-05, 19:51

I was downtown for the playoff game last week, and decided to try a late night visit to some favorite places. Ended up at Royal, and with a lady that sounded like CoCo, but she kept repeating herself when I said CoCo, so it may be different. She is a very tall girl with a very small tush and an ample chest. Her TS was really good, and she was playful throughout the shower. Back to the room, and she seemed to take forever giving about three spots on my back a massage.

She finally moved in for the kill and wanted to know if I wanted everything. She saw the bills under the watch and promptly did the disappearing act only to return very quickly.

She wouldn't allow hardly any touching and had a way to keep you from touching or squeezing her with your hands. It was really amazing how she moved to keep it all protected.

She loved to howl at the moon, and really go into it until the finale. She didn't want me to stick around then, so it was definitely rushed. I think it may be due to the numerous door bell rings, but until that time, she did pretty good.

Hobbyist4Life

05-26-05, 05:03

I decided to go see my favorite girl tonight at Happiness. Unlike my other visits, I didn't have an appoinment since, I didn't plan on going tonight. I called my girl as I was driving, but she did not answer her phone. She called as I was only few miles away. She told me that it was extremly busy tonight and the place had couple of other people waiting. She told me that one of the girl was fired tonight, which made her more busier. She asked me not to come tonight, since she would not be able to spend the time with me like she normally does. I agreed, since I would not want to be rushed either and made an appoinment for tomorrow. They should be up to full staff by tomorrow evening.

I thought of going back home, but decied to try SunClub. Since, I have read some decent reviews of the establishment. I was able to park right in front of the door. As I was walking towards the door, I heard it buzz. I guess they were watching the camera and saw me approach the door. Up the stairs and was greeted by a decent looking lady in jeans. She led me to a room and asked the usual questions. She sat on the sofa(yes, there was a sofa in the room) and asked if I wanted anyone perticular. I asked for Pink, since she was mentioned most on the board. She said that she is Pink, but was not able to since she was watching the door. She stated that she will only accept customers via appoinment.

She sent in a girl, who seemed very young, very next door looking but, too chunky for my taste. She was very sweet but, not my cup of tea. Went to TS, very average and fairly quick. Back at the room and I knew I should have asked for a line-up. Decent massage and the flip. I kept my eyes closed through the whole massage. She started to give a tong bath(not bad) all over and to CBJ, which was nothing to brag about. Limited menu, the usual stuff.

I have never been with a girl whose thighs were bigger than mine. I just wanted to finish as quickly as possible and finished mish.

I started to dress right away and she commented that there was still plenty of time left and asked me to relax. I told her that I had to go pick someone up, and funny my cell phone rang(guess who? it was Angel). I was stopped by Pink on my way out. She asked why I was leaving so soon and gave me a bar of soap and a tiny pen? I told her that I had to go since my girlfriend is calling and ran down the stairs.

Soon as I get out of the Club, I called Angel back. She called to say that she was sorry that we couldn't meet tonight and reconfirmed our appoinment for tomorrow. We chatted for awhile as I was driving back home, and I heard the door bell ring agiain. Damn, it was about 1:30am and she sounded exhausted, but I had to let her go.

Lesson learned. I should have gone home and saved my dough. I should stick with the providers that I know. I have learned my lesson tonight, once again..:(

I hope my lesson tonight is helpful to someone, if they should be in a similar dilema.

As for the girl in SunClub. She was a sweet, next door type girl, but would not repeat. She may be your type, if you like the chubby look and the new girl on the block type. I know some of you like the inexperienced providers that are new to the biz. I give her thumbs down(q^p) for lack of experience.

Peace out.

H4L

Hobbyist4Life

05-26-05, 05:08

I think I need to get a list of other top notch providers. In case, I can't see my favorite girl. So that I don't have problems like tonight. I need some of you to suggest your best providers at this time. Let me know via PM.

Thanks,

Peace out.

H4L

MetalGlass

05-26-05, 12:43

After a few somewhat lackluster past experiences I did a reasonable amount of homework and went back to DT. The homeless get pretty cocky with visitors asking for donations and inquiring on how good the poon is. Huge turnoff.

Just my luck, Joanna opens the door. Now the girl is HOT, but my last visit with her I had a terrible time. Surely enough she grabs my hand and drags me down the hall in anticipation of another fast and easy payoff. This is where I (quite unexpectedly) grow some cojones and tell her that i'd like to see Bunny. She mutters something in disappointment, but leads me to the room, smiles and leaves to check.

A few minutes later in skips Bunny. She's delightfuly slim and in very good shape. Cute face (8.5), nice smile and beautiful velvety skin. She asks too many questions, but since I've been to the place before seems very relaxed and at ease. The standard fare is placed on the shelf and met with an approving nod.

During TS she chatters a bit in both Engrish and Korean doing a great job of cleaning (I think so, your standards may be higher) She works me up and after the flip lets me do some light groping. Her tits are on the small side, yet delightful with tight nips and nice jiggle.

Massage was brief (10 min or so) and somewhat light-handed, but I wasn't there for sore muscles and it was more than enough. I got no AR, since it's not on my list of faves, no problem there. On went the raincoat, and let me tell you gents, Bunny could make one hell of a vacuum cleaner. I haven't had a BJ this good in a loooong time.

I had to slow her down twice and was offerred daty but politely declined as I am paranoid, (has anyone here used dental dams? are they any good?) She did lube up artificially, which was no big deal.

Another fine treat was a slow and minddful CG and RCG, she has a great rhythm and can really work those hips. I was done and happy quite soon, but she stayed on top for another minute, slowly moving and squeezing. That was quite heavenly.

After a thorough hot towel cleanup she asked if i liked it, I couldn't lie and admitted that she was wonderful, she seemed happy to hear that and offerred a cuddle. There was no bell rings late afternoon, so I left at my own leisure and promised to return which was met with a nice kiss.

Did not see Joanna on the way out, but the security guard kinda damped the experience for me (do you see guards in many other places or is it just DT??) I'd really rather prefer to leave the place with the girl's face last in my memory, not some goon, but whatever.

my verdict is: Bunny is highly recommended even if you're not into slimfast diet, she made me a happier fella for the rest of the week. And i will defintely repeat if i can.

Of course the above story is purely a work of fiction, as there really is no such place as DT and you should not be looking for it, officers.

Bill88

05-26-05, 19:13

Bill88

05-26-05, 19:22

I dreamt that I was at DNTN one afternoon a couple of weeks back. I wanted to see someone new. I told the mamsan for a young tanned provider. When she came I was underwelmed, but I did not have the balls to return her. As she led me to TS we encountered mine and many other's fave Jai. Jai recognised me, and asked if I wanted to see double. This would set me back double the usual. Feeling that I have not had this dream in years, I went along.

What can I say it was a nice dream although there was not the carefree attention to the asian rim that is Jai's trademark, it was a pleasant dream that lasted well past wakeup time. There was no interaction between the providers although they alternated several times and in several positions which was nice.

Many happy endings to us all

DCrez

05-26-05, 22:37

MetalGlass

05-27-05, 09:58

ps- If anyone can recommend the hottest, tanned body out there I'd appreciate it. I visit AMPs very infrequently and would like to find a darker skinned hot body out there for my next visit.DCrez,

The hottest tanned cutie I've encountered so far has been Joanna at Downtown, BUT, there was a problem: good ts, good musclework, but not too much extra (HJ with her top off), as far as service is concerned i can't recommend her, but YMMV. maybe it's just because I'm fugly that she didn't go all the way, but she sure is smoking hot.

Hobbyist4Life

05-27-05, 12:31

Just returned from Sun after encountering a female sumo wrestler. The same one Hobbyist4life described, I believe. I had been away from amps for a couple of weeks and thought I would try Sun for firsttime. Regret I did not ask for lineup. She was sweet and tried her best but not my taste. YMMV

Like Hobbyist for life I was given a tiny pen but no soap, on the way out. Yikes!Hello Skoniange,

I am sure you met the same girl as I mentioned. I like your description of her as "sumo wrestler?", thats funny as shit.

She was not my cup of tea either, some of these mongers may like chunky girls. So, lets be polite...LOL

Damn, I wonder if she is designated to service first timers? Not likely, but wat a coincidence. As I stated, I ran out pretty fast..

Dude, you got ripped off. At least, I received a good bar of soap!

Peace out.

H4L

Hobbyist4Life

05-27-05, 12:39

Then by all means, she's the way to go. I reported on her awhile back and have seen her 2x since, she's the most skilled provider out there by miles......in my book anyway.

She also speaks English well and is a genuinely nice woman (please treat her right). Not to mention, there's much more on the menu than with her than with most providers ...she seems to be up for anything. Maybe even Greek? Doubtful, but I wouldnt be that surprised. Discovering her was quite a nice surprise, she behaved like a PSE almost.

Only thing is she's a bit older and I find I'm not interested in seeing her again- which basically means no more Sun Club for me.

That's my $.02

ps- If anyone can recommend the hottest, tanned body out there I'd appreciate it. I visit AMPs very infrequently and would like to find a darker skinned hot body out there for my next visit.Hello DcRez,

Thanks for the input on Pink. But, I don't think I'll revisit Sunclub anytime soon.

Now, as for the darker skinned tan bod. I think you should try Lauren at Happiness. I have seen her when I was there, she has a really dark tan. If that is what you want. She seemed to have a pretty hot bod, pretty face. There was a couple of posts on Lauren, which was good.

There was Sarah at Downtown. She had a really smokin bod and pretty face, but she is no longer there.

So, Lauren seems like the best choice. My girl at Happiness told me that she is very good.

Check her out and let us know.

Peace out,

H4L

Hobbyist4Life

05-27-05, 12:42

MetalGlass

05-27-05, 15:04

I'd love to check out the floatation tank, but haven't much of any feedback as the place seems to be rather off the beaten path. Any good experiences at that place at all? Naturally I'm interested in the entire package, not just the float.

Thanks in advance.

Hobbyist4Life

05-27-05, 23:04

Wow, what a week. I have gone to an AMP, everyday this week. First time I've ever done that four day in a row. Well, I had some extra cash to dispense this week, so I did.

I went to see my favorite girl again tonight. Awesome session as usual, not skipping a beat at all. As usual, I am leaving the details out of the forum.

Now, after leaving the establishment. I met some friends for dinner in DC and had a few drinks. After saying goodbye, I got in my car and suddenly had the urge again. I thought about it for a few minutes and decided to see my freind at GHS. I have not gone to GHS, since I started seeing my favorite girl.

I called to see if they were busy, got a tong lashing from the manager. The manager there and I got pretty close while I was going there once or twice a week since they opened. She gave me an earful, asking where the hell I've been. Well, I told her that I have been on a long business trip(ya, right!).

Two ladies available and not very busy. Went in and was greeted with a long hug and a kiss from the mama, like a long lost lover. I was led to the same room she always had me in. This room has a mattress, instead of a table. The room was designated for large men or vip's, as she quoted. The mama and I talked for awhile and played around a bit. She called in a lady named Sophia. She came in hugged me like she known me for a long time. She has an average face, long dark hair. The body is average with a little handle around the waist area. Pretty large knockers, I'll say about a 36d. It only had a little bit of implant, which means that she had pretty decent size chest to begin with. Pretty good implants though.

We sat and talked for a few minutes and I undressed. Went to TS, she gave a very thorough TS. She cleaned the shit out of me.

We chatted again in the room for a few minutes. She started with a slow stretching and massage in the nude, she was very playful and kept touching or rubbing my A, quite often. She gave a good massage with a pretty intense AR.

The flip, she sits on my thighs and takes my junior and leans it right on her pubes. She starts to give a nice rub around my chest, shoulders and arms. She starts licking my neck and works her way down. Worked on my sacks for awile and shaft and proceed to CBJ. One of the better CBJ's, I must say. Lots of dripping and slurping type, if you know what I mean.

Began with RCG for a couple of minutes and without skipping a beat, while still pumping, she slowly turned to CG. I was impressed, as I have never seen a girl turn from RCG to CG, while pumping at the same time. She asked if I was just going to lay there and not do anything. I guess she was getting tired. We switched and I proceed to the top position.

She stops me and asked for DATY, so I proceeded for some DATY for a bit.
I started mish for a bit and was about to change positions, when she stops me. She wanted to do a little 69'er. I commented that she must really like DATY, and she giggled and said yes, she loves to getting it, she replied. I swear, I don't think I ever ran into a provider who enjoys DATY as much as her. I thought my jaws were going to lock up, damn.

Went to mish, sideway to the left, the dog pound and back to mish for a good while. One problem, I was getting tired but just couldn't finish. I finally had to give up and told her that I could not finish. She looks at me with a sad face and asked me to keep going, as she was enjoying it. Usually, the girls would say OK and start to chat. But not this one, she said there is no such thing as giving up and proceed to HJ. Few minutes and no reward, so I asked her to stop and rest. Again, she said no and calls the manager. I didn't know what to expect at the time.

The manager comes in and asked if there was any problem? Sophia explained the situation and asked the manager to help her with the situation in hand(literally). The manager comes to me and starts rubbing her large knockers on my chest and face as Sophia continued with the HJ. Talk about determination. Finally, after quite awhile, Sophia earned and wore her reward.

I felt bad afterward. I apoligized to Sophia for the tough session. What a trooper, she smiled and said "no problem".

I guess I am not young anymore. I realized that a trip to an AMP four days in a row and twice in one night was not a very good idea.

Overall, great session. She really knew what whe was doing and with a very playful personality. She definetely get into the session with you.
I give her a thumbs up (d^^b) for being a good provider and being a real trooper...:)

Face 7
Bod 7
Personality 9
Perfomance 9
You can do the math.
Highly recommended.

Peace out..

H4L

Korndoggie

05-28-05, 00:08

My first post ever, but I've been a long time lurker. I've cruise DC streets on and off for 25 years now. Hit DC coming back from Baltimore (which was dead) Tuesday night. The street action looks like its coming out a little earlier than in the pass. It was only 11 PM and there were at least 6 providers along or near L and 15th. All pretty good looking. No dogs. There was also some great looking club goers out too.

Stopped in at the bar whose name we are not supposed to mention. The place had a good crowd. It had as many as 6 girls at one time in there.

For those of you who want to know where this place is just drive down L and listen for the music coming out of a second story window. It might look a little scarey at first, just be alert and cool and you'll do alright. When in there don't expect to ask and see the book. You're gonna have to prove you deserve to. Proving your not LE and offering a good tip is the best way.

If there are girls in there go ahead and meet them. Don't be a jerk though. Look around at the crowd before you decide to start any shit.

Been also cruising early in the morning. Its been real dead around 4 to 5 AM but action pops up around 5:30 to catch the going to work crowd. One day there was a cop stopping girls and writting tickets. Keep an eye out.

Not as many girls parked in cars as there used to be, but a few still drive around. You can catch them at all hours.

Sunday mornings are dead but I spotted two older white girls on Rhode Island a few weeks ago.

Prices are around .4 for CBJ and double that for FS. If its one of the hotter girls or in a bar expect to pay double that.

MetalGlass

05-28-05, 01:10

Hey, if you read my post about he chunky girl, why didn't you ask for a lineup?

As I stated, I was hoping others would not make the same mistake as I.

Peace out.

H4LI'm actually somewhat intrigued about this chunky girl, she seems unusual by amp standards. If anyone remembers her name, please do share here. Just 'cause she's meaty and inexperienced doesn't make her a no-go in my book. In my (very) limited experience i notice that seasoned pros are actually more prone to cheating you out of time (and action) then new gals.

KJ Pepper

05-28-05, 02:33

Saw Lauren at Happiness about two weeks ago, and there is no doubt she's a stonecold hottie. Very pretty face, and GREAT tits. I would rate her a solid 8 looks wise, but her attitude wasn't all that great. She was nice, but kind of cold, and seemed to only want to do mish after a fairly normal TS and massage.

I convinced her to do CG but it was kind of robotic, which leads me to my last point.
Someone commented earlier about her tan, and it is very very nice. A very deep tan, but it is obviously storebought. I was on top and looked down at her and the tan clearly ends at her neck - her face is a very lighter shade of tan and the result is almost jarring.

Overall she was hot and all, but I wouldn't go back. Would definitely try elsewhere.

Honoluman

05-28-05, 10:45

Happiness advertises it is a sun tanning place. I would bet that Lauren most likely gets her tan in the tanning room there. It is a tanning bed. If she is your typical Korean she keeps the face covered to keep away future wrinkles. Her face is also white as she most likely has a white makeup base. This explains her dark tan. Now her attitude is something else. Remember the golden rule of these girls, only here for money, maybe green card so when they run out of money in Korea,China they can come back no problem. Just treat them nicely visit them a few times and let them warm up to you. I have not been back to DC foe awhile (still here in Honolulu) but I still read the posts from my hometown. I always liked Happiness as my 2nd choice to Downtown and then of course CPHC or Supra. Its funny but here we have at least an AMP every block if not 3 or 4 or more in the same building. And also remember we have Coco, Maya, Mimi, Bebe, Michele, Nana all girls who worked at all 3 places at one time. It is like they moved here with me (dreams are fun). Too bad I have to go back to DC for good in September, 2 years is up quick. Good hunting and treat the girls nice. Bring them flowers, candy, korean cakes nut overall treat them with some respect and you will be better off in the long run.

Da Bot

05-28-05, 13:01

Spake LoveLOS: "Think about simple services we used to cherish that have gone quietly by the wayside. When was the last time a provider dressed you, including the socks? (2 years?) Or cuddled after the fact for more than 2 minutes? How many reports do we read of a STIMULATING Table Shower????"

Well, I must say that it was just this week. Stopped by GHS without appointment. After an effusive greeting from Gigi, in walks Pepsi. Very cute, nice bod. Left me too long in the sauna, but made up for it with a teasing TS. Back to the room for a decent massage, then started kissing and licking my back, legs, and backside. She strips (never asked the question), I flip, and we're off to the races. Runs her C cups over me (unfortunately, artificial and rather hard), then climbs on. CG, reverse, etc. finally ending in mish w/prostate massage. Vanishes for a minute to return with a hot towel, then cuddles for I dunno, 5 to 10 minutes while we laugh over my miserable Korean (I am hopeless in that department). Finally she pulls me up off the table and proceeds to dress me from head to toe, including the socks.

Looks: 8
Attitude: 9
Service: 9
Overall: 8 (would have been a 9 were it not for those hard bolt-ons)

Trick Williams

05-28-05, 16:42

Username

05-29-05, 04:14

Hello DC. I come to you from louisville, ky. Here, SC action is big ( I'm not big on AMPs ) ... doesn't seem to be much mention of any on this board however(sorry if I just missed it). I assume it either doesn't exhist, or you just want to keep it quiet ... perhaps someone can PM me about it. Anyway I'll be in town coming up and need some SC advice, even if no action can be had.

Couple things, are there any clubs in the entire metro area with either really long hours (24-hour or by open by like 10am even on sunday)? Hours of operation are incomplete on SC list sites.

Next, are all the clubs hands off with dances, or some of them full hands on ... I could use some reccomendations, again with daytime hours. If there is no touching at any of them, then well I guess a prototypical club with constant nude dancing, and frequent 'dollar dances' would be next best.

Also, like so many visitors I'll be depending on the metro for travel, so its definetly preferred if they are in short walking distance from a metro stop ... or at least in an area where I can get a cab to/from the metro, without it being too far (or hard to get a cab). Thanks!

MetalGlass

05-29-05, 04:38

Hooked up with Jane at DT tonight. Jay?, maybe, does she have a big appendectomy scar? Anyway if this was Jay, mine would be the first negative review, I caught her at the wrong time (1:30am) impatient and cranky.

The session was ok and full of motions, but ultimately not worth the money, because she was tired and that really not into anything. i tried to take off right after the shower because things weren't looking up, leaving a jackson for the TS, but she slapped me on the face a few times and wouldn't hear of it. "Stay, hunee, you so seeleey"

She said they weren't busy and that she wasn't tired. Bullshit on both both counts!! The bell rang at least a dozen times, and she WAS tired. Overall:7, 7, 4 for attitude, i think she'd rather be sleeping.

Well, this just goes to show, 10am wed is a hell of a lot smarter than 2am saturday, my own fault. Good luck to y'all with Jane (Jay?) On the way down, the stairs were f**ng full of out-of-town college boys, drunk and cocky, yelling about 'tight asian pussy'. How in the hell did they know where to turn, did american youth finally discover the wonders of the internet? Fucking yuppy inbreds.

GrimJim28

05-29-05, 06:22

I did a search and don't believe I found this spot in the archive of previous posts. This is a secondary sleeper spot, and i'm not sure if this one was on the radar or not. In the vicinity of 3rd and I NW, though not the exact location(not sure I wanna be too specific). Anyone know what I'm talking about? I saw a number of BSW and HSW as I've seen in the past, as well as TS and the usual scary weird people standing in the dark for no reason. No stopping as this was just a fact finding mission, and I have to save my strength for a date tomorrow. PMs for info. No noobs. And yes..i see the irony thanks.

Did the L street shuffle, and saw quite a show. Saw this cute asian girl in a bikini so small I had to blush. Her nicely enhanced assets were well past the boundary of their restraints. They're out there.

Low Qui

05-29-05, 11:34

Hey,

Like Username, I too will be visiting DC in the near future (i.e. next week) for nearly the whole week. In NJ, the SC scene I am into are places I go to relax and maybe ply the trade, but are not usually listed or written up well in the SCL site. And in NY, it is all about the UG parties, which I ocassionally take in.

I am pretty sure I can find the SW activities, so wouldn't need help with that (though any would be appreciated..) But some place to hang out after working with a drink in hand would be cool. (And not one of those "upscale" places; the women there have WAY too high an opinion of themselves..)

If anyone is willing to pass any info (check my posts; I know a great deal about Jersey and some about NY to share with any coming my way,) it would be appreciated.

lo.

Honoluman

05-29-05, 20:02

Metalglass,

It seems you do not like Downtown. You only have negative things to say about it. Why don't you try some other place? Downtown has been and will always be one of the top 2 or 3 places in DC. If you do not have any good experience at Downtown go any place else. I am sure you could have a good time at CHPC now that it is reopened. Still owned by the same guy so you should write about it. I think that you either have big expectations of the girls or they see you and just feel like huh, whats this? I seen bigger thing on a baby.All experiences cannot be all bad as you write about Downtown. So please do us all a favor and visit some other places.Like I said CHPC is open again and you would fit in well. I think you know what I mean.

Bubb an Banks

05-29-05, 23:06

Made the trek to GHS and have to agree with Da Bot's previous post. Didn't ask for anyone specific and ended up with Pepsi. And I'm glad I did. Very cute face, along with nice body. About 5'2"-5'3" or so with a nice body. Only thing is her breasts, which were firm and store bought, because I prefer natural ones.

TS was nice, slow, and thorough, with a little teasing and giggling. Back to the room. She disappeared for a few minutes where upon her return, she immediately disrobed and started off with a little massage. This lasted about 10 minutes or so and then she started rubbing her body against mine. Was hoping for some AR which never happened. What I didn't get with AR, she made up with the rest. Won't go much in depth, but went through all the standard steps. I actually had some trouble to start, but she was very willing to satisfy, and not once showed any sign of frustration.

One of the sweetest girl I've met in a long long time. Was getting dressed and I told her not to worry, but she insisted over and over that she'd do it for me. If money were no factor, I'd go see her again tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after...

Face: 9
Body: 8 (9 if top was natural)
Personality: 9.5
Service: 9

DCrez

05-29-05, 23:12

As far as SCs in DC, I'd have to recommend Royal Palace above everything else. It's probably not the scene you are used to (no lapdances or overt touching) but it's off the beaten path, cheap, and the girls put their asses and puss*** literally millimeters from your face. No shit, if they got any closer you'd have to pay for DATY and AR!

Many of the ladies are not that attractive, some are downright fat- but there are a few GORGEOUS women working there. Particularly "alexie" is about the hottest stripper you will ever see. Petite, busty, Brazillian girl- need I say more?

The place has no cover and a one drink minimum, beers are $7 so it can be a cheap night if you like. Beware when the dancers sit with you and ask you to buy them a drink- the price for each of their drinks is $15-$20! I've always gotten the impression if you buy them a drink and chat more may be on the menu, but I dont know.

The place is North of Dupont Circle, at Connecticut&Florida.

Enjoy! and be sure to report back

DrummerBoy

05-30-05, 01:43

Honoluman,

I don't ususally get into personal arguments (you and Metalglass), obviously you haven't been visiting Downtown for a while as you mentioned in your earlier post. I have and I think that Downtown's service has definitly gone "downhill".

Last year and before I always left there a happy, satisfied customer. This year there has been a change in attitude. The girls are hot and young, but they are rushing customers out. 1 hr sessions are turning into 30 -45 min sessions. No more cuddling, extra attention like before. Nothing extraordinary like a Maya type service. Jai seems to be the best of the lot there. I have had better service in other areas lately and have gone to Downtown less because of their new attitude.

I hope they learn their lesson before you come back so that you can enjoy them as you had in the past...In the meantime, we will tell it like it is. no flame intended.

Bill88

05-30-05, 03:48

Metalglass chunky girl's name is Yuni, I believe.

Laxman #2

05-30-05, 07:57

Hono:

I know that you are a big fan of DT from the old days and believe me when I say that so was I when Maya, Mimi and the ever luscious Kelly were there. It was the best ;) ! However, Drummerboy is correct in saying that, while the girls remain hot, the service has declined to the point that I go elsewhere.

My current fav is Happiness with the return of Angel, although Lauren is just fine as well.

Any discussion on how we can get the word to the powers that be at DT that they need to stop giving us the 40 minute hour?

Be safe.

Lax

Dude #1

05-30-05, 08:06

A few days ago I posted a review of Sophie at GHS. I saw her again yesterday and would like to revise my earlier neutral review. The second time round she showed more enthusiasm in all parts of the hour. As before, DATY was outstanding - she truly seems to want as much as she can get. The preceding massage also was one of the best I have had at an AMP. She said that she had gone to massage school in Korea, and I believe her. The main event (cowgirl then doggie) was a pleasure also. Overall, excellent service. By the way, I was in a room with a futon on the floor, rather than a bed. I assume that room, if free, is available on request if you want it.

On the debate about Downtown, I would add the general point that at the AMPs I have been to, the time of the visit usually makes a big difference. Going to DT late Saturday evening and expecting not to be rushed (and the girls to be in GFE mood) is over-optimistic. I myself aim to visit the AMP of the day at 10.00 a.m. weekdays, Tuesday - Thursday if possible. The girls are fresh and the buzzer goes off less than at other times. If I can't make 10.00 a.m. then I try for mid-afternoon, once the lunch-time crowd has left. The earlier board report that 5-9 p.m. is a good time seems plausible (except Friday-Saturday, I expect), but home commitments preclude me from trying that time.

On Downtown, I agree that they are systematically compressing the hour we are supposedly paying for.

HndCivic99

05-30-05, 08:24

Let me start this post by thanking all the vets on this site that provide information for the newcomers, without them, we all would sure spend a lot more money trying to fullfill our needs than we already do. With that said lets move this right along.

I come to you from TEXAS, San Antonio TX to be exact, so if any of you guys are planning to go down to SAT, I'll be happy to give some good recomendations. I have been reading this board for about 5 days now, and see there is much hate for the newbies, granted there should be some, never know when it might be LE, but its a catch 22, inorder to post some information you must first have an expirence with a provider, but you don't see any providers untill you know where to go. I had the same problem in Texas, there are a few MPs there but mostly escorts, which I like. In order for you to see a provider, you must have two refrences, so if your a newbie good look getting someone to vouch for you, luckly i got my first expirence with an escort that was traveling back and forth between dallas and SAT, she cut me a break and she vouched for me, so right when I got to be a little known on the board I was using, I got transfered here, oh wells, if I did it there I can do it here, it seems to be that AMPs are the thing around here, I ventured out to L street and saw a good 15 SW, mostly BSW, a few WSW, and about 2 ASW, heavy LE patroling, I didn't see too much UC LE, but then again I don't even know what they look like around here. I tried the escort thing, and the girls around here are insane at the prices, I am just wondering if there is any other types of MPs, I mostly fancy young blonde girls, but it looks like I'm SOL here. I am open to all flaming that this post may arise, I am asking for info and I have yet to provide any. If you hobbiers are interested in my old stomping grounds, look into ****.NET with the same handel, I did not have a great amount of post, but at least I was known, I will not be a frequent poster on this board, but you can be for damn sure if I have some info, I will be happy to share it with you.

P.S. I hate using spell check LoL, I bow down to all the vets and seniors on this board, now flame as you will I am at your mercy

MetalGlass

05-30-05, 12:27

Honoluman,

Everytime I say something less than stellar of DT you get all up in arms as if it was a personal insult. What's up?

I think if my winky was the root (so to speak) of the problem as you so cleverly implied, going to another place would be kinda pointless, wouldn't you agree?

If you scroll down a page, you'll see that i've seen some more than adequate action at DT. Bunny was delish and I'm not convinced i need to stop going to DT, thank you very much, oh wise one.

Now, other places are definitely on the list, I have plans for quite a few and will report on those experiences when the time comes.

In the meantime, thanks for your suggestion, and hey, when you're back in our swampy town from your tropical paradise, please post as many wonderful reviews of DT as possible. But stop trying to censure my reports. Just because in your fantasies every DT girl is a GFE goddess, doesn't make it so in the real world.

In short, please pull your head out of your arse and stop assaulting me every time I do a review. Post when you have some meaningful local intel to contribute. This board is broken into forums by states and cities for a reason.

Cheers

PS: btw, are you for real with bringing flowers to an AMP???

Hobbyist4Life

05-30-05, 14:34

Honoluman,

I think if my winky was the root (so to speak) of the problem, going to another place would be kinda pointless, wouldn't you agree? If you scroll down a page, you'll see that i've seen some more than adequate action at DT. Bunny was delish and I'm not convinced i need to stop going to DT.

Now other places are definitely on the list, I have plans for Pink and Yuni, and a couple more and will report on those experiences as well.

In the meantime, thanks for your suggestion, and with all respect when you're back in our swampy town from your tropical paradise, please post as many wonderful reviews of DT as possible. But please don't try to censure my reports of reality with the attitude that if you think that every girl (you've never laid eyes on) at DT is a GFE than it MUST be true. Real life's a bit more complex than that.

In other words, please pull your head out of your arse and stop assaulting me every time I do a review. Post when you have some meaningful local intel to contribute. That's the reason this board is broken into forums by states and cities.

CheersMetalGlass,

One of the reason may be that, I don't think he sees any authenticity in you reports. I don't think he will know, until he goes to DT himself. But, some of your posts are suspect in my opinion as well and maybe, by other long time hobbyists as well.

You have created a lot of posts in a very, very short time. Are you just trying to build your number of posts to be accepted on this board and/or earn the trust of the board? Most noobs to the hobby will not be so outspoken and active as you are. Unless, you have a reason or a motive!

You only posted 2 or 3 experiences but you have over 20 posts under your belt. Hmm, makes me wonder? Those 2 or 3 posts are a little suspect? I have seen some bad providers, but not to the extent of your experience(perticularly, your first report). The rest of your posts are, just questions. Also, posting all hours! I don't think anyone would be posting at work? Unless, this is part of your work?

At this rate, you should have about 100 reports in about 2 to 3 months. You have PMed me couple of times asking for detail on a perticular girl. Are you asking all the other members about every provider they have seen as well?
If you have, I am gonna be keeping a close eye on you...LOL

I could be wrong, just my gut feeling. But can you guys keep those things in the back channel? Before it get too personal. I don't think this forum should be used like a chat room or to stomp on others.

Also, Mr. Honoluman. Why are you continuing to attck MetalGlass? It seems a little overboard. Are you Mrs. ***'s(the owner of DT) husband? I could understand if you are, since you would have a great deal of interest in the establishment. If not, I don't know why you are going over the top on DT posts? DT has been going down hill for the last 4 to 5 months. I haven't visited DT for about 4 months for similar reasons. The more you attack MetalGlass, the more he will be trying to defend himself. Wouldn't you?

Just my $.02

Peace out.

H4L

MetalGlass

05-30-05, 14:41

Hey HndCivic99,

Welcome. I'm new myself and unfortunately won't have useful info for your taste. However, there is a gold mine of info right here on the board for any taste. Go all the way to the back of last year and scour the posts. You're bound to find intel that will be of use.

You are correct about the escort prices, crazy as hell. As far as AMPs are concerned, you're not likely to find any caucasian blonds. Strip clubs are a possibility, also look for info on the regulars' grazing spots on NY ave, as well as the loop.

Also check craig's list, I've seen some favorable references about a couple of independent providers who advertise there. Sorry that fate dragged you away from sunny Texas, but don't fret, just look around there's potential for you to have some fun in this town.

PS: blondes might be your thing, but you better believe that catching yellow fever is very easy.

PussyFish

05-30-05, 16:49

I used to be a frequent monger of the DC scene but have since moved south. Thanks to you wonderful posters on the WSG I was able to pick right up where I left off over a recent extended stay.

I found that the action around K and 11th is not what it used to be - I guess the MCI Center cut into the mongering. The church in that area that used to be a hotbed of activity. I cruised up Rhode Island Avenue and saw a few bsws of low quality lurking in the shadows. I guess the J&J and whatever the name of that other no-tell motel up in that area are long gone. Anyway, didn't see much action from about 1:00 a.m. until 3:00 when I made a detour to Baltimore. I arrived back in DC around 5:00 a.m. and there was action galore!! Around 5th street from K to M and the surrounding areas I saw at least 20-25 BSWs - all dressed to the hilt. Many were congregating around their cars as if they were calling it a night and leaving. As the sun was coming up I notitced that some were a tad "manly" looking. I've never known trannies to be in this area - but some of them looked the part. I didn't see anything worth picking up and I was exhausted so I retired to my hotel. Its good to see that there is still some street action to be had in DC.

I also found another location that I have not read about nor have ever really found anything in the past - but hit upon a gem this time around. I was coming back from Baltimore during the day and hit 50 West into the city. As I approaced the area where the Hess/Subway is (not sure the exact cross street) I saw a young, very attractive WSW walking routh 50 giving the "eye." I immediately swung around and moved in to pick her up. She came up to my car at the Subway and I asked her if she needed a ride. Without hesitation she jumped in and we did the whole "are you a cop" thing. This girl said her name was Jennifer - and she was great! She is about 5'5 ish with brunette hair, very clean with an ample bossom. This is one of the best girls I've ever picked up in the DC area. We decided on $70 for our time together - she wanted $100 but quickly took my offer of $70 so I'm sure I could have gone lower but I didn't want to haggle as I was totally into this one. We went just up the block a bit to where the two motels are across the street from each other and chose the Bugetel I believe it was. She told me they had hourly rooms but the manager behind the plate glass refused so I had to pay $60 for the room, with a $10 key deposit! I felt ripped off but at this point I didn't care. I was planning on using the room all evening for other mongering adventures but didn't get the chance due to work. Anyway, we get in the room and chit-chat as she calls her "friend" (pimp, I'm sure) and begins to undress. This girl must be really new to the business. She was clean, well-spoken and not apparently strung out on anything yet! A rare gem, especially in this crack ho ridden part of town. We both undressed and lay on the bed. This girl had a killer body with great breasts - no noticeable sagging or stretch marks that I could see! She rolled on the condom and began to give me a light handjob while my hands freely roamed. I was certain that a CBJ would at least be offered but it wasn't - I usually would have been kinda pissed but I wasn't this time. She got me fully at attention and then let me hit it from behind. I did that for awhile and then flipped her over to finish. She was seemignly into it and did moan a bit - not over the top fake porn actress - but more like a girl enjoying being slammed. I finished and we both chit-chatted for a bit and then got dressed. I tried to get a number to contact her - she had to borrow my cell phone to make a call to her friend - and claimed that she couldn't be contacted through her "friend" and that I could just look for her in the area when I wanted to hook up. I was disappointed as I would prefer a decent regular without the street hassle. Anyway, guys if you are in this area give it another look and see if you can find "Jennifer." She is 19 and says she's from New Orleans. She's obviously new to the biz so get her while you can. The whole area on 50 here looked as if it has picked up - I saw several other decent BSWs all the way from the motels up to the underpass where the "Leaf Guy" stays at - I had heard he was long gone but there he was waving his leaves at cars all these years later!
Anyone with any good info on a reliable local provider with no drama can feel free to PM this appreciative monger.

Scorpio Rising

05-30-05, 17:04

Username and Low Q:

Based on this humble narator's order of preferences, titty bars in DC that I can suggest for you folks are:
1. Good Guys [Wisconsin Ave in UpperGeorgetown] - 3 metal pole stages for your viewing delight. The talents are usually good for pitching the tent, and you can offer to buy them juggies drinks while yuou shoot the shit with them.

2. JPs [Wisconsin Ave across from GG] - Hit or Miss joint applies at this fine establishment. Juggies here varry in the scale of bone-ability. There are 2 stages on 1st floor and 1 tiny stage on 2nd floor. It is a bit more laid back than GG though in my findings. Every so often, one can be the lucky dog and hook up with the performers and waitresses off premises [if they feel like hanging out with you after work is done - based on personal adventure].

3. Royal Palace [Dupont] - Nice & sleezy is all I can say about this spot. Hooked up with a couple dancers from here before in the past, and they were hotties. These days, the gals are not my cup of tea and some of the fugly dancers will try to squeeze you out of a buck for their dances. A few time recently, I had to tell them that they should frigging tip me instead. Shit! But at times, you can get below the table handshake if the price is right.

4. Camelot [M Street] - If you are into enhanced juggies who think they are the shit, go here and enjoy the less than 5 seconds dance while you try to tip them on the stage. Boring at best mun!

5. Archie [K Street] - Some gems can be found here every now and then, and whenever I went, the waitresses are usually hot and quite friendly.

6. Nexus Gold [around Nations] - You can go for a $20 table top dancing at your very own table [but it lasts like one frigging song], was good for when you might wanna throw a bachelor's party or some shit like that. Otherwise, not worth the drive, but the juggies will come sit with you to persuade you to buy their table dancing.

7. Joanna [M Street] - last stopped by Camelot, this joint was still closed for remodeling and shit. Sometimes while it was still operational, the gals arenice and sleazy and you can grobe them right at the table [based on my own adventure].

Hope this helps.

Still Porkin
Scorpio Rising

Honoluman

05-30-05, 20:43

It looks like they have just fired the manager from Downtown as she was too new and letting the girls control the work schedule..i.e. time spent with each customer. Some new talent is coming and one might be well remembered by the older mongers. I had a long talk with the owner (no stock just friends sorry no freebies either). She has not been feeling well and has not been keeping a watchful eye on the situation. Things will try to get back to how it was a year ago. No Coco but who knows who may come back. If the situation does not get better let us know. I will continue to monitor from jere.

Got Wood

05-31-05, 00:39

Does any know if Mimi is back at Happiness yet? I called, they said yes, but one never really knows.

LoveLOS

05-31-05, 05:14

Honda Civic, Welcome to DC. No flames for those with a brain and the ability to read before asking questions recently answered... When I go into a new area, I generally go back about 6 months (or a year if I am spending serious time in the new area) and read forward. Gives one a good feel for the scene and the feel of the board. You obviously read enough to know we are tough on noobs here. Tight ship, yes, but it is a potentially dangerous scene here. I can only remember a blonde or three on the street, but they are there.

Wakkakiman, if you are friendly with management, then a pipeline from the board to the "powers that be" is already in place. Please use your position for the good of the mongers as well as the future prosperity of your favorite AMP. I have to agree with the general consensus that the quality of the DT experience has gone down over the past year, which is a large part of my rant a few pages back. Many of my close assoicates and I have been going elsewhere recently seeking a better experience, so improvement would not hurt the prosperity of DT. Please remember that Metal & Glass is not on the same level of Smog & Mirrors here, he does contribute, so try to give the guy a break. Check your PMs.

Metal & Glass, I appreciate your spunk in not letting yourself get trampled. I have been known, on rare occasion, to defend myself also. Perhaps though, it is time to stop bombing Pearl Harbor before it really does get personal. Keep solid reports coming and you will get the cred HJ4life now questions.

Question, is the BUNNY @ DT perhaps the same one as Robie reported on from GHS? Anybody asked her if whe worked at GHS? If so, please let us know!

H4L, Dude, I had to ROF&LMAO that you are shit-canning MG for multiposts when you post a new report for each new subject that pops into your fuzzy head. No offense intended, I love your reports, it just seemed like the pot calling the kettle black. I'm gonna reserve my judgement on MG pending more input.

User and LowQuetis, A hearty DC welcome to WSG seniors! I cannot add to Scorp's intel, which is the best I have seen. Scorp, can you provide addresses for the database? What I can comment on is that the no-touch rules are pretty stictly enforced in most of DC, carry-out is not commonly mentioned and party-in is even rarer here. Now you know why AMPS, street meat and escorts are the topics du jour. Full nude with alcohol is a plus.

FishyPuss, Great report. Glad you had a good time here.

Loopmonger, you mentioned Tina @ Olympic in the old days. She was hot! Reference a noobie's post. Same one?

LL

Hobbyist4Life

05-31-05, 05:57

Hello Mr. LL,

I LMAO too. I forgot for a minute that I am also quite new to the board. LOL
But, certainly not a noob to the hobby. I am sure you can tell the difference. I have quite a few refs. if anyone needs to know. Not something I would brag about.

But I know where your coming from. Comment well taken.

I've edited my earlier post.

Peace out,

H4L

Honda Civic, Welcome to DC. No flames for those with a brain and the ability to read before asking questions recently answered... When I go into a new area, I generally go back about 6 months (or a year if I am spending serious time in the new area) and read forward. Gives one a good feel for the scene and the feel of the board. You obviously read enough to know we are tough on noobs here. Tight ship, yes, but it is a potentially dangerous scene here. I can only remember a blonde or three on the street, but they are there.

Wakkakiman, if you are friendly with management, then a pipeline from the board to the "powers that be" is already in place. Please use your position for the good of the mongers as well as the future prosperity of your favorite AMP. I have to agree with the general consensus that the quality of the DT experience has gone down over the past year, which is a large part of my rant a few pages back. Many of my close assoicates and I have been going elsewhere recently seeking a better experience, so improvement would not hurt the prosperity of DT. Please remember that Metal & Glass is not on the same level of Smog & Mirrors here, he does contribute, so try to give the guy a break. Check your PMs.

Metal & Glass, I appreciate your spunk in not letting yourself get trampled. I have been known, on rare occasion, to defend myself also. Perhaps though, it is time to stop bombing Pearl Harbor before it really does get personal. Keep solid reports coming and you will get the cred HJ4life now questions.

Question, is the BUNNY @ DT perhaps the same one as Robie reported on from GHS? Anybody asked her if whe worked at GHS? If so, please let us know!

H4L, Dude, I had to ROF&LMAO that you are shit-canning MG for multiposts when you post a new report for each new subject that pops into your fuzzy head. No offense intended, I love your reports, it just seemed like the pot calling the kettle black. I'm gonna reserve my judgement on MG pending more input.

User and LowQuetis, A hearty DC welcome to WSG seniors! I cannot add to Scorp's intel, which is the best I have seen. Scorp, can you provide addresses for the database? What I can comment on is that the no-touch rules are pretty stictly enforced in most of DC, carry-out is not commonly mentioned and party-in is even rarer here. Now you know why AMPS, street meat and escorts are the topics du jour. Full nude with alcohol is a plus.

FishyPuss, Great report. Glad you had a good time here.

LL

Laxman #2

05-31-05, 10:45

Hello Mr. Lax,

I see that you caught the Angel fever too. I guess you can agree with what I have posted before. She is the best IMHO at the moment. Unfortunetely, she will be going on vacation this week. Her last day is till closing of this Friday. She will be traveling for awhile and possibly go to Korea before she comes back. I am totally bummed out. I was seeing her 3, 4 times a week for a full month. I don't know, if I can find another provider to her standards after she leaves.

Lauren is coming back Sunday or Monday, so at least you have a back-up.
Shit, I have to search for a new one. Unless, you can suggest another that can keep pace with Angel. Any suggestions?

Peace out.

H4L

H4L:

I have no better suggestions at this time as Angel is one special lady. She told me that she would be on vacation starting at the end of the week but said she was going to stay local with a trip to Flushing to see friends.

After Angel, I guess the next best would be Jay at DT. As I've noted in prior reports, she is not the knockout that Angel is, or even other providers at DT for that matter, but she sure knocks your socks off when it comes to service. I've not seen her in a while as I have concentrated on Angel and Lauren at Happiness, but Jay does not seem to rush you out the door as is the current common trend at DT.

I'm always searching for new talent and will advise when a new gem is discovered.

Hono: Anything you can do to change the environment at DT will be greatly appreciated by the entire DC mongering community. It should also enhance the owners bottom line.

Lax