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Happy New Fucking Year to you PERVERTS who read this board.
LoveLOS's New Years Resolutions: Lose weight. Quit drinking. Clean up my Language. Stop wasting time reading/posting WSG. Quit mongering.We'll have to see how this goes. I know some of these fucking resolutions are destined for the ole shit-can faster than a SW can say "Are you a cop," but only time will tell if a habitual offender can be rehabilitated...
Mid Dec (late report), SKY Spa:
Return for a repeat engement w/Julie @ Sky (Not sure from Rusty Crowes description if Judy and Julie are the same girl, but I don't think so). Went with Robo, who pulled Coco again. I was worried that my 3-months without Asian pussy had made my previous judgement (roundtable night) of this girl too generous. Not a problem--this round was a top ten near-GFE, on par with Maya or Mimi (RTFF for background). We closed the place so 'Bux and I got treated to spending some time with both girls before leaving. On close inspection, Coco is not bad either (PM Robie for details :rolleyes: ).
Last Thur:
Since many my New Years resolutions revolve around the possibility of becoming a respectable human being again, I decided I needed a Bangkok night for old times sake. Niether HondotheWimp nor Roboslut were up to the challenge, so I went solo:
Round 1, SKY Spa: Since my every waking sexual fantasy for the last two weeks had revolved around the eating, and subsequent pounding, of Julie's pussy, I decided the trip to Sky was required. This time it was just damn good, but not a top ten. Although she asked me to marry her, the exact details of the engagment will have to wait to see if she can learn to give a decent back rub. If that is what you are looking for when visiting this girl see somebody else. (Reports from the street are that Motorback gives a good massage-PM Robie for details :p ). Julie is still a LL fave, so treat her right. Met May again on the way out (lust lust). Now I cannot figure out how the hell I am going to get a session with this lady since mamasan auto-assigns Julie to me. :o Poor me.
Round 2, Clicks Bar: It was about 1:30am and the street action was still zip. I went up to Clicks to consider my next plan. Three ladies were present, one was probably a 9 on the Baltimore skank scale--that translates to about a 6 on any other scale, but still a bright spot with respect to the normal sleeze at that bar. Her name was Tiffany, but then, isn't that the name given most wh0res at birth? (Note to potential fathers: don't name a daughter Tiffany, Destiny or Starr). She came on pretty determined to make the sale, but I was not into car sex or getting a hotel an told her so. I then recieved the confirmation I was seeking--an onsite option is available. The exact details of just how this operates will not be discussed on open forum but is available by PM to known seniors and those who attend the next roundtable (PM Robie for RT details :cool: ). Tiffany (BSW) had some mileage but respectable ˝&˝ was recieved for $120 net outlay including all expenses.
Round 3, Downtown Spa: Energized by my latest conquest, some caffeine and the Regalis in my bloodstream, I felt it was time to see if the talent at Downtown had improved. A walk around the block was spooky as more men in white & blue striped cars were driving around than this monger felt comfortable with... I did note a SUV that made a right turn from the center lane off K st with 3 LE cars within the block. Dumb fucks. I was proceeding up the stairs and the assholes were right behind me, thankfully the LE were not right behind them. 2am with a 3am closing and I am admitted to Downtown and much talent is wandering around the halls. I forgot the name of the latest star, so I took my chances & drew Annie. She is a pretty and petite girl with A's and a good attitude. On the way from the TS, I made note of, in the LL way of rating, a stunner. Think Black wavy hair-if anyone can provide a name then this brief glimpse may be the downfall of one of my New Year's resolutions. Back to Annie--Fair clotheless stretch training, very pleasant DATY and oral skills. My only complaint is that this girl bites-your nipples that is. OUCH! You may recall this is my third pop in 2 hours, so to say that Annie is dedicated to providing customer satisfaction would be like saying Bill Gates has a lot of money. I exhausted myself poundin her puss, then she exhausted herself playing cowgirl. Then she got tennis elbow to get the ole hand release, sans raincoat, accomplished. She is hightly recommended if you are into that pain shit and/or hard to pop. A decent LoveLOS Bangkok night achieved in DC, albiet at a much higher cost...
Thus ends a great mongering career... :eek:
LoveLOS
Seva Lurker
01-02-05, 07:58
Damned LL are you going to make Robux do all the work??? :)
Happy New Year you sorry (1) fat, (2) drunken monger. :D And everyone else as well.
As too the
Thus ends a great mongering career... :eek:
LoveLOS
FFC.
Derby Dervish
01-02-05, 14:11
New Years Day turned out to be such a nice day that I decided to jump start my DC experience by taking the Red Line in from G'burg and trying to find a good time.
Plan 1: Coco at Sky. Reason is that I seem to have had excellent luck with girls named Coco in Connecticut where I used to live. Well, got to start somewhere! I was even hoping she might be the Coco I knew, but realize that this is unlikely. Got off at Farragut North and walked over, nobody answers the bell! Called the number, the message was that the number was temporarily out of service...??? While I was there another monger comes down the stairs and I give him a shrug and try the number again. We both leave.
Plan 2: Kay at Downtown. From descriptions on this board I sensed that this girl might be a winner. Called first, asked for Kay, the Mamasan said she's here and I should come right over. As a DC first-timer I didn't know what to expect but apparently the call-ahead plan worked and I was welcomed in and shown to a room. Waited about 5 minutes and then Kay walks in, a cute petite black-haired stunner with braces as advertised and a little-girl voice that's guaranteed to melt your heart and stiffen your nether regions.
First thing she does is put her arms around me and starts kissing and using her hands as if I was her long-lost lover. I love this approach! This is guaranteed to turn me on, which it did. After a nice TS with proper attention paid to Peter, who is already standing at attention, we return to the room where Kay strips to her briefs and we continue this very erotic makeout session.
After a minute or two I complete the strip job. During extensive oral stimulation she is either an excellent actress or is absolutely loving it. I asked her if she enjoyed this and she nodded her head up and down very rapidly.
Events proceed rapidly and enjoyably and the time is up much too soon. After getting dressed with a lot of help and teasing action from Kay I resolve to return as soon as I can. I'm escorted to the door where Kay spends a few minutes hugging and kissing. I ask if she would like to see me again and she gives me another of those rapid up-and-down head movements. My resolve is strengthened!
This was one of the best experiences I have had anywhere, second only to a relatively long-term relationship with one of the Cocos I knew in Connecticut. Next visit to Downtown I'll try to spend more time with this girl!
On my way back I walked up Connecticut past Supra but didn't go in. My pleasure meter was already pinned at the max and I decided that Supra could wait for another day. I didn't want to risk a downer after that experience!
Thanks gentlemen, I'll post more as events unfold. I'll use the comments on this board to select girls and places, this first time was really unbelievably good!
Bingo:
Good luck and be sure to post on your experience.
Lax
I wound up in DC earlier than expected on Friday, so I stopped in at BOSS on I St.
The good news: The hair place on the second floor isn't there any longer. There's an interior demolition permit on the door and all the equipment is gone.
The bad news: I kept going on up the stairs to BOSS. I've had two good visits there, but this one wasn't. This was assembly line sex at its worst. The woman's name was Yung or Young. She's probably in her mid-30s, good rack, but not petite. She could stand to drop 15 or 20 pounds. The shower was busy, so I said I'd take the shower afterwards. Typical teasing backrub, flip, "Whachoo want?", wham, bam. About the time we finished, she left and another lady (Lori, I think) did the table shower honors. She's probably in her late 30s or early 40s, excellent chest, but not very attractive. She offered that the place was short-handed with some girls on "vacation" until Monday. The table shower was thorough, though not erotic. Once back in the room, Lori left and didn't come back. When I finished dressing, I stepped into the hall, she did a double take like "are you still here?" Not for long.
LL,
Yeah. Sure. Right. Hmmm.
Others,
Round table this Saturday at 10pm. Those interested, please PM me for the specifics.
Robux
Just a follow-up comment on my outing at KS. The TS is located in a "corner room". Like it was almost an afterthought in planning the layout of the place. The table is crammed into the room at an odd angle. I noticed as I was on the table that my feet were at the very edge of the table. I'm 5' 8", so you taller dudes might have your feet resting against the curtain (or hanging out into the hallway).
Slim2003
LL...Unlike our fair friend who doubts your ability to carry through on your resolutions, I have no doubt you will succeed beyong your wildest dreams. Now if we could just get Loopy to let some of his stable back out on the streets to keep the rest of us happy and warm AND Robo to settle down and finally get a new cell phone we'd all be in a better world. Me? Well I promised to attend the RoBo school of charm which I've witnessed first-hand at our last meeting. He can charm the panties right off any bartender around ! No small feat at that chosen location. ROTFLMAO
I agree with Motor, I think LL can do it. He's been awfully quiet lately as it is, so he's allready got the jump on not wasting time on the board. His major trouble will be squelching his thirst for all things asian. Good luck brother L, we'll miss you.
Robux, PM me the RT details if you would, please. Not sure if I will be able to make it but I'll try. I do need to scour for some new prospects. Actually Motorback, my stables are looking weak. I mean, I do have a couple thoroughbred starters, but my bench is thin. I'm hoping to find a reserve, or two, that can replace one of the starters in the rotation.
Seva Lurker
01-03-05, 17:40
LoveLost has just migrated to the Tucson board and is insulting the mongers in the great South West
Hey Sleza,
I 'd say you're just getting older. ;) Next RT in DC is Jan 8... The bar we met in last time is now confirmed as being fuck friendly [deleted for discretion], but that intel belongs on another board... Hope you can make it...
©1998 LoveLOS
He's also trying to get some AMP money by threatening copyright infringment on leaving his tip money out in plain sight. :D
As to the RT, Robux PM me with the details (though I think I know the when and where already). Right now, I've got plans to take some friends out to dinner. However if they can't make it, I'll try to make the run up north.
Regarding LoveLost, the little head carries great weight. I hope he can make it, but we all know what New Years resolutions are all about. He may miss this RT and maybe the one in Feb, but I imagine he'll be looking for something Asian before too long. Once its in your blood, it is hard to get it out.
Seva Lurker
01-03-05, 17:44
LoveLost has just migrated to the Tucson board and is insulting the mongers in the great South West
Hey Sleza,
I 'd say you're just getting older. ;) Next RT in DC is Jan 8... The bar we met in last time is now confirmed as being fuck friendly [deleted for discretion], but that intel belongs on another board... Hope you can make it...
©1998 LoveLOS
He's also trying to get some AMP money by threatening copyright infringment on leaving his tip money out in plain sight. :D
As to the RT, Robux PM me with the details (though I think I know the when and where already). Right now, I've got plans to take some friends out to dinner. However if they can't make it, I'll try to make the run up north.
Regarding LoveLost, the little head carries great weight. I hope he can make it, but we all know what New Years resolutions are all about. He may miss this RT and maybe the one in Feb, but I imagine he'll be looking for something Asian before too long. Once its in your blood, it is hard to get it out.
I went downtown yesterday to do lunch with Kay. She was very happy to see me(sweet as can be), we ended up spending her whole lunch hour together without any rush. Kay didn't mind anything I wanted to do(or eat) and actually had a few ideas of her own that I really appreciated(she is so inventive and knows the area very well), though we didn't get to visit one of my favorite places, AR's, but I really didn't mind to much because the hour went by so quickly and I just loved being with her! After we finished we said our goodbyes, she planned a great big kiss on me that I will never forget and I went on my way back to work.
Unfortunately, she told me she might be leaving for an extended vacation probably as soon as Sunday, so take heed all. I for one will not like to see her go but you never know where lunch might take her......!
Lastly, the quiznos tip came in handy, the donor can rest a little easier know.
65 & sunny in DC...how lucky can we be?
Asked for my favorite, Maya, but mamasan said she no go, so I rolled the dice and saw Mimi. She was fun to be with and overall a good experience, not rushed (in fact we ran over time). Not my type at all--she's tiny, and as I've mentioned before I'm 6-4, too damn tall for the showers. But she's worth the ride.
LoveLost has just migrated to the Tucson board and is insulting the mongers in the great South West
He's also trying to get some AMP money by threatening copyright infringment on leaving his tip money out in plain sight. :D
Seva, oh ancient of days, I may on occasion be able to pass up a non-asian h00ker, but never a chance to inslut a monger! ;)
Your scathing comments about my alleged copyright scheme presuppose I will be needing AMP money in the future. I am crushed.
ROTHFLOL - LL
Xmas eve day when down town DC. Had a few brews at Archibald's and then ran over to Royal Palace for a few. Then, being lightly lubricated and quit warmed up, I decided to try and see May again at Sky.
Got May as asked and she seemed pleased that I had asked for her. As expected the second meeting was a a notch better than the first meeting. The TS was soapy extra long and above average, she started muscle training in the shower.
I have not been AMPing much last few months, but May has been a good come back for me.
New years weekend I had trouble booking an escort appointment. Set up an appointment with Stephanie (a.k.a daddy's girl) on Friday, but she turned out a no show. Don't know what happened to her yet. Unfortunately she did not ask and I did not provide my cell number so she could cancel. When waiting for her I called 3 times, (message/page/message) before leaving.\
So on Sunday I called Lila and drove all the way to NVA to see her. Had a typical perky session with her. Lila never fails to please when you can get an appointment. She always has some amusing story about her escorting adventures to tell me. Worked hard to meet her rules but got there. PM for details.
Seva Lurker
01-05-05, 07:38
Well I hope you are the one who can say "I told you so."
Me, I'm a realist and probably should be from Missouri, you know the "show me" state. :)
Good luck on the wagon, the ride is bumpy and it is so easy to fall off when one hits one of those bumps.
Earlier this week I went to Happiness to check out the new employees. Mamsan tried to have me see Yumi but I had already decided to try one of the other two girls. She introduces me to Julie (Judy maybe?) who is stunning. I won't go into the gory details except to report that this girl gave the worst service I've ever had at an AMP. OK TS but then again who can fuck up a TS. Back in the room it was you can't touch this and don't do that. Thoroughly disappointing and IMHO a waste of valuable mongering resources. Not recommended.
Lax
I have heard a good report about Yumi as well as Sonny from Happiness. Maybe you should have told the mamasan. Those places like happy customers. I also hear that the mamasan there is pretty cool.
Gentlemongers,
Because I've been down with a cold, and because I'm a lazy bastard, I didn't send out personal invites this time. If you got one last time, it's at the same place, but at 10pm. If you didn't get an invite and want to come, please PM me for details.
Robux
Smoke & Mirrors
01-07-05, 15:26
Earlier this week I went to Happiness to check out the new employees. Mamsan tried to have me see Yumi but I had already decided to try one of the other two girls. She introduces me to Julie (Judy maybe?) who is stunning. I won't go into the gory details except to report that this girl gave the worst service I've ever had at an AMP. OK TS but then again who can fuck up a TS. Back in the room it was you can't touch this and don't do that. Thoroughly disappointing and IMHO a waste of valuable mongering resources. Not recommended.
Lax
Sorry bout that Lax. Keep the faith, If the GUYS who venture to amps don't complain about SERVICES of these providers to the mamasan, the shennanigans they pull will never cease.
Robux:
LoveLOS set out some PM's.
Didn't he tell you???
and there were some differences between his list and mine, but again, I'm just too damn lazy, and still feeling like an elephant has been stomping around my sinuses. Please forgive me.
Robux
Crazy Dick
01-07-05, 22:34
Earlier this week I went to Happiness to check out the new employees. Mamsan tried to have me see Yumi but I had already decided to try one of the other two girls. She introduces me to Julie (Judy maybe?) who is stunning. I won't go into the gory details except to report that this girl gave the worst service I've ever had at an AMP. OK TS but then again who can fuck up a TS. Back in the room it was you can't touch this and don't do that. Thoroughly disappointing and IMHO a waste of valuable mongering resources. Not recommended.
LaxLaxman,
I'm reading between the lines. If you visited Happiness and didn't see Coco, does this mean she has moved on? I'm out of town and returning Monday and was looking forward to seeing her smiles!
Regards,
Crazy Dick
Baltimonger
01-07-05, 23:30
I will be down there tomorrow. I do have a new GF though. Can I bring her along? She is a SW:)
K.J. Baltimonger
I will be down there tomorrow. I do have a new GF though. Can I bring her along? She is a SW:)
K.J. Baltimonger
Sounds like a great idea to me! -LL
Has anyone decided as to which of the two possible location stated in the invite will be the rally point for the RT? PM me...
Mr J,
Check the PM.
Balto,
Uncle Motoman seems to think we need to get poor Robophucker laid since he ain't gettin it for free this week. He doesn't really have a cold, I think he's just in depression and won't admit it. Can you or your "friend" dredge up something really fat and scary for Don Robo? I think it would be a nice gesture. Remember we're low budget here, so keep it skanky the way he likes it...
Lax,
Sorry 'bout the bad trip, you must be one scary looking guy... ;) I have to agree with Smokie, let mamasan know when the girl isn't pleasing clients, business is business and you'ld be doing her a favor.
LoveLOS
Yeah, I've had Linda before as well, and the first experience was the same. I went back a month or so later, and on the luck of the draw, ended up with her again. I think she may have picked me, since she remembered me.
First experience was rather blah, but second time was a GFE. I guess she just takes some warming up or something.
I haven't posted for some time but have been lurking. I thought it was about time to add some value. I visited Downtown Tuesday evening around 10:30 I climbed the stairs which weren't as smelly as it has been in the past. Probably because the outside door was propped open. I was greeted warmly by Mamasan and taken to a room. It's been a while since I have been to Downtown but I noticed a sign on the back of the door stating New policy no massage now muscle training and stretching. I was sent Linda who is pretty, slender, has medium length hair, enhanced b's and friendly. Table shower was nothing special and the muscle training and stretching was basic at best. She asked what I wanted, already had the tip under the watch. I said everything and she played a little shy and said she didn't know what that was but she didn't have to leave for the equipment because it was already in the room. CBJ, cowgirl, and doggie. Still nothing special. Cleaned up and left promising to ask for her again (probably not).
I've been only going to Downtown as of late so I must expand my horizons and try some different places, plus I gotta get out more. Happy mongering and Happy New Year to All.
The Iron Pony is riding outta here.
Baltimonger
01-09-05, 11:04
It was nice meeting some of you guys at last night’s RT. Robux acted as though he found his long lost brother when he finally met me in person. It was great to finally meet LoveLOS, Fool4FishNets, Mr Jon, Jet, and Robux’s non-member friend. Was that Motorback at the end of the bar in the red dress? Damn man, shave those legs! We got to swap a few stories, and have a few laughs. Then off to the AMPs.
I followed LL and Robo to Downtown, both of whom left me with the crumbs after they got the pick of the litter from the lineup. Actually, of the 5 or so girls left, I would have picked any of them. I pulled May. It must be something about braces that turns me on.
After a few minutes wait, it was off to the table shower. It’s been years since my last TS. It was very relaxing and enjoyable. May was very attentive to all the parts that needed a good washing. Then back to the room.
After a few minutes of muscle stretching, I got the flip, and we got down to the real biz. Lots of kissing, CBJ, multiple positions while sucking on her fake tits, and finished up with HR. I had a few too many beers, and was struggling to make it to the end. Robux and LL were already outside waiting for me. 1.60 total.
We headed back to the meeting place, and chatted it up with the big titted blonde and her smaller friend. I actually preferred the smaller one. She definitely looks like she would totally fuck your brains out. Short on money, li’l Baltimonger couldn’t come out and play with her. The big titted blonde referred to me as “the baby”. Robux seemed to have an interest in the large black woman.
After searching for the Mongermobile for 10 minutes, I followed Robux out to a Korean restaurant to eat and scope out the fine ladies. Of course he and LL made sure to have me facing away from the action, while they got to have all the fun. You rat bastards!
It was quite a round table. Everybody had fun, which is to say everybody got laid.
K.J. Baltimonger
Ok fellow mongers, Thanks for the response and ideas for DC. I plan to arrive in Baltimore on Tuesday and take the commuter train to DC and either hit the Mirage or Sky, and then work my way over to Supra and DownTown. Where is Click’s located??? Is it near Archibald's??? Want to experience all that I can before I return to that barren waste land of a deployment. Again….. Thank you all, be safe.
Skeet
PS is Downtown and Sky one in the same ????
Thanks Again
Last night I started my prowl around the urban madhouse known as the loop, and quickly discovered three things:
1). Too low on talent
2). Too much LE activity
3). Too damn cold
So, I ended up at Archie’s to see if my monger radar would guide me to happiness. The place was jammed freaking packed. For some reason they closed the upstairs that night for normal sports bar activities(shameful). After about an hour or two of unsuccessful propositioning, my buddy and I decided to leave the sardine can for more of a sure thing. Since my buddy is a rookie at this game, I decided to bring him in slowly, so we ended up walking that dreaded 4 flights of pure stench Downtown. Although, he was immediately turned off at first because of the smell, I assured him that treasures awaiting us would more than make up for the pain of the stench. I told him that the smell was purposely there to ward of non-mongers and beginners like him.
Before I continue with my story, I just wanted to thank this forum because I have been in constant travel mode with my company for the last year, and I hadn’t been to the happy spots in awhile so it was good to learn the new names and players.
Back to my story, Mama showed me to my quarters and I asked her to surprise me with some tasty candy. It was funny, because I could see my friend was nervous as hell. He was led down the hall, with a look in his face like Sean Penn in the movie Deadman Walking. Poor guy, I was hoping they wouldn’t take it easy on him. Thrown to the wolves. I love it. Ok, back to me, in walks my sweetness wrapped in cherry, and the funny thing was her name was actually candie. We immediately hit it off because she thought I was cute and like what I was wearing. We spent time “getting to know each other”, and decided to delay the TS to afterwards(you mongers should try this). Nice “muscle stretching and rubbing” then we went into some quick licks then a CBJ, and quickly into some cowgirl. She really loved what I had to give so we continued to enjoy ourselves in all the favorite positions. Afterwards we settle in and laid together for what seemed like a long time(snuggle bunnies? I didn’t realize how lame it was until writing you jerk offs). She was really into wanting to kiss me and tell me how hot I was, and how she would prefer to go with me instead of staying there. Anyway, we then went for my TS and cleanup job that resulted in a rare treat of a BBBJ. WOW, fellas all in all this was a GFE.
Highly recommended, but please keep in mind that when you play this game sometimes you run into good experiences just because she really digs you.
MBNow Out…
The Roundtable Saturday night was a good time. Interesting to sit around, have a beer and talk face to face about the hobby. Can't exactly do that around the water cooler at work, know what I mean?
After a few rounds, as Baltimonger told, we all headed out to hit the AMPs. While he, LL and Robo hit Downtown, Fool4FishNets and I headed to Sky. We ere met at the door by a lovely young lady who took us to two rooms. She returned to my room to collect the house fee and I asked about May, whom had seen twice before. She nodded, smiled and left. Unfortunately she was the one to return. Don't know if May was there or available or not. I did not complain since she was cute enough.
Now fortuity I get to the shower fist while Fool cooled his heals in the sauna. Fool, hope the shower table wasn't too sticky for you when you got in there. Well the rest of the session was quite rushed. In and out in under 45 min. This girl turned out to be CoCo, and LL had warned us about her. She is pretty and sweet but, how should I put this, you know how the elastic in you underwear wears out once you have warn them too many times? Well despite her young appearance, her elastic was not as snug as a monger would like. Having been warned about this ahead of time, I knew who she was even before I asked her name.
Well w met the other three as the left downtown and headed back to the bar. Not much I can add to what Baltimonger posted except to add the LL seemed to really get his groov on for the two hotties that that were back at the bar. How did you put it LL, “...this is a black mans ass in a white mans body, dying to get out”. All I have to say it, KEEP IT IN, KEE IT IN!
I too had a great time. Robux owes me a drink. What happened to Jet? I thought he was going to Downtown.
I ended up at Sky with Mr. Jon and was ministered by the Julie. The muscle training at Sky leaves much to be desired, but the extended time in the sauna was welcome in light of the temperatures outside. Things were progressing well but I heard the front door bell ring about 3 times and the session picked up the pace. In all I would rate the appetizers as excellent and the main course as fairly standard.
I actually enjoy the massage..er.. that is muscle therapy.. part so do not think I will be too inclined to place Sky ahead of Downtown on my list of preferred AMPs.
Again, the RT was a lot of fun and I am darned glad I was able to get out for it. I will make the next one too if at all possible.
After my less than stellar visit to Happiness and based on recent posts, I decided to go to Sky for an unrushed early afternoon session. Based on reviews posted by LL, I asked for and received May (I must say that while May was fine I prefer Judy in both the looks department and for her enthusiasm). All aspects of my session went well and I left Sky a happy camper. Looks like Sky has vaulted even with or ahead of Downtown as the AMP of choice.
Glad to read that you all had a great time at the RT. I’ll have to try to make one of those soon.
Lax
PS: Yeah, yeah…I hear all you guys saying I should have said something to the Mamsan. The thing was that the service wasn’t terrible (we hit all the bases but no DATY, DFK or AR) it just was very disappointing with a girl who looks that good. In the past I have said something to the management but this has only been when a provider tried to insist on more than the standard tip. In those few instances I’ve left immediately with a refund of the house fee (except once when the Mamasan offered much better looking provider and waived the house fee).
And yes LoveLOS, I am one scary looking dude. So scary in fact that May asked me if I would marry her! Now that’s scary!!
Gentlemongers,
If you didn't make it and could have, shame on you! Everyone got laid, an RT first. The later start time helped. It was great to finally meet Mr. Jon, Baltimonger and Jet. Jet again proved himself to be the thinking-man's monger. Mr. Jon wins the award for the most creative excuse for getting out of the house. Fool's adaptability in apealing to the assembled for help in fleshing out his excuse was admirably last-minute improvisational. The heretofore illusive Baltimonger is my newly adopted little brother, and I'm just so proud of him. *sniff* LL was late, although earlier than usual, and it's never an RT without him, so the party finally got started in earnest when he arived.
Seva, I was there as a witness, and heard everything through those thin AMP walls. LL did not break his new year's resolution. He was fucking Sarah as Hondo's proxy. This is fitting and proper.
Carhart is a RT member that may not be on the board yet as of this writing. He was lounging at the venue during the last RT and we interrogated him at that time to establish his monger cred. He wandered in shortly after LL on Saturday, so we welcomed him to the mix and branded him with a handle.
After a few beers, shots, intel sharing and tall tales, we split up and headed out to AMPs or Archies, later to reassemble. LL staked his claim on Sarah and it would have been a wise move to flip him for her. We got a line up at Downtown and Sarah was seemed the happiest, and a tiny little thing to boot, which is my favorite form factor. Still, happy is as happy does in my experience, so I chose Yami, 5'8", long, thin, enhanced C/D's, very pretty and smily, lovely dark skin, long straight hair with a few highlights, some tasteful high-detail monochrome ink, 25 (claimed), 10 days in from the Underground AMP Railroad and 2 years in the biz/US.
LL warned all AMP bound mongers to be sure they got into the TS before me. Unfortunately I ended up last. This gave Yami and I plenty of time to get to know each other. Looks 9, body 8, technique 8, attitude 8, service 8. The doorbell rang 5 times while we were in the session and the mamasan called in twice, but Yami didn't rush. She kept up a consistant tempo through out the post-stretching part of the session, which was nice, although it wasn't a relaxed or relaxing pace. I'd like to come back and spend a non-weekend night session with her. She's a pro, but not hardened. Actually pretty sweet, with some GFE highlights to the session.
The Sky and Downtown AMP contingents finished at the same time and met up in the street. Fool's excuse had expired so he headed home. Mr. John, LL, Balti & I headed back to the bar, passing Carhart who was on a mission to secure a hotel space for himself, Jet and their two temporary girlfriends. [see Baltimore board for Jet's detailed post and Loop Vet's response] Angel and Kristen are indeed bodatious. Kristen is a self-described big titted blond and definitely the Ginger to Angel's Mary Anne. Balti and I were both more interested in Mary Anne. I runs in the family.
BTB was just a bit too big for me, not in a fat way -- she's just a big girl, and a bit too brassy, but Mr. Jon and LL seemed to like her -- LL did ALOT, and was ready to take Carhart's sloppies. (Seva, LL has many mongers for which he can proxy.) LV forgive me, but I was just charmed by Angel. Good chemistry. I'm just going to have to hit it. She looks so much better in person than she does on eros. That video she had posted a while ago doesn't do her justice. Yeah, and I may regret it, but I'm willing to take the chance.
Then Mr. Jon's excuse ran out. After a protracted search for Balti's MongerMobile, LL, Balti and I decamped to the favorite post RT location for a late supper of eye candy and ethnic cuisine. The three of us ended the evening about 3.
Robux
Glad you all had a good time. My mild mannered married persona does not allow for late night activities like this. Maybe I need Jet to help me out. In any event, I am sorry I missed Jet, who is one of the more entertaining posters in Baltimore.
It sounds like a good time, but one that I am not likely to be able to enjoy given the late hour. I turn in early. Still, I'm glad it turned out so well.
That's cool Robux, no sense in not checking her out, especially if you two had a good rapport. Mine and hers wasn't particularly good. Let me know when you get the itch if your plan is to come into DC to do so. She's a friend of our girl Honey, you know. Last time I drove the loop I stopped at her car to inquire about Honey's release (dont ask me why, I'm a sucker). Late February. I'm counting the days..... not. Well, maybe, unless the good Reverend333 wants to smack some sense into me...
btw, anyone have any intel on a girl named Kandi on Eros who has an ad with two other girls, Kassandra and Miss Vegas? Kandi does it for me bigtime in that pic. Any info would be much appreciated.
http://www.erosdc.com/files/dc-eden24-agency1.htm
Loopy,
I would gladly layeth the smackdown upon thee, you wouldn't even have to donate to the collection plate. Did she goto jail or something, I hope so, then maybe she will lose the third person talk and get a better attitude. Sorry I had to miss the RT, my uncle sammy had me doin a job and I didn't finish till 6am. Maybe next time. I recently moved to RT1 and have been keeping an eye out there. Haven't had the chance to venture back into DC, but will soon.
laters,
Rev333
LOL!!! I feel like I just went to confession, thanks Rev!
Hi fellow mongerers,
Thought I'd pass on my misfortune to help others of you out in the Virginia/DC area.
I made the mistake of calling one of the escort services who advertised in the yellow pages under Massage. They told me that for 1.95 I can get full service Massage.
When the girl arrived (average looking) she asked for the money to call in to her agency. Then she asked me if I wanted 2 for the price of one. She brought in another girl (older looking lady) and then asked me what I wanted. I said that this was an unusual question for an outcall massage. She said that they were not pro's and their ad was listed under Escort and they would only stay with me in a public place. Her attitude was to get me embarrassed or irritated to take my money and run.
Then she called her driver to come up and escort them down as a security measure.
Anyway, I was taken tonight. Too bad, because I was in a good mood.
Take my advice, avoid all escort mongering unless someone can validate the service and provider for you.
By the way, I am listing their number and name in this message. I hope they get busted by LE for fraud/scams.
RTs keep getting better & better. This one was most excellent. Many mongering stories were exchanged, highlighted by some new but non-standard techniques for hunting that some members were testing with success. No, don't fucking ask (not even by PM) as we are sworn to secrecy. Just stop skipping RT, be more creative in your excuses! If Fool and I can pull off some of the shit we do, you too can make it... You can trust LL ;) New friendships were established, current friendships were deepened, travel plans for week-long mongering trips were arranged. It was good.
I was planning to drive up with the Bronze Hornlet, who couldn't make it, citing some lame piss-poor half-assed excuse. Just before I left, Hondo called and asked that, since he would be absent also (with a reasonably decent excuse), would I please pork some babe for him? Before thinking about it, I assured him I would... OMG, I'm on the wagon, what to do???? :confused:
As so kindly noted below, I was fashionably late. SWMBO made it difficult to get loose... Already present were Robo, FoolishNets, Baltomoniger, Mr John, and Jett. Carhart was at the end of the bar, and we invited him over also. Motormouth soon arrived. Same red dress and pumps (don't you change?), but since he was entertaining three other guys, we left him alone...
A word about Carhart. He was at the Dec roundtable and Robi and I chatted with him after the others left. Good guy so we told him about WSG. Now he shows up here again at another RT... He has visited WSG but not signed up yet. We took him in, assigned him a screen name and as soon as the bugger posts about RT, he'll be the youngest member to have attended a RT, so we'll have to nominate him for Senior status.
I spoke to Robugs about my dilemma concerning my new years resolutions vs my promise to Hondo. Ever the wise one, Robux logically explained that I was merely in a proxy situation. I could still fulfill my promise to Honda and still not fall off the wagon, for which the Sleezy Lurker would never let me live down. I immediately formed my battle plan: I had two ladies on the to-do list--I would not be denied; this is for Hondo! I figured I would go first to downtown and get the unknown beauty with the wavy hair. Failing that, I would bail out to Sky and attempt to get May. Since Sky has a poor reputation for dishing up the girl you ASK FOR, I would probably end up with my favorite anyway - Julie.
After about an hour of good times with the boys, it is time to go play with the girls. I explained my plan and Mr Jon asks me how fast I can run. May is his tonight. Now understand, LL fears very little, but Mr J had that look of determination in his eye. Roundtable is about friendship and so I concede May to Mr J. Fool wants to try Sky. I warned them about Coco advised Fool to ask for Julie. Since the stable is bigger at Downtown, Robo, Balti and I chose the stairway to heaven. I think they cleaned the rug, only two flights stink really bad. That same look of determination was in my eye and Robo and Balto kindly accepted that I would attempt to locate the object of my (Hondo's) affections before they snagged her. I described her to mamasan and she said "Sarah." The R & B wanted a lineup and amazingly we got one, Sarah wasn't hard to pick and we were off.
LL may be getting past prime, but he can still pick a winner from 20 ft. Saw this babe for 3 seconds walking into a room two weeks ago and now she is walking into MY (er... Hondo's) room. :D A Stunner. Claimed to be 21yo; Perfect body, Nice 34Cs that, unbelievably after close inspection, passed the LL taste test for naturalness! We got to the shower well in advance of Robobater, and so the shower was nice. This was a nice girl, really sweet and we (Hondo and I) enjoyed the basics, but the place was slammed so the session moved along a bit fast. It is nice when you get an off-night and the girls aren't so rushed. I only hope someone else needs me to proxy for them sometime, a repeat with this one would be nice, she's a doll.
While R&B were finishing up, I had a chance to chat with the guy at the door. His faves were Sarah, Candy, & Yumi in that order. I tended to agree as I saw much of the talent as they were cleaning up after R&B & the other customers. Sarah is 18 y.o!!! No wonder she was such a sweetie. Go ahead, call me LoveKor... I won't mention the age of Balti's pick 'cause she didn't look it... Sorry, KJB, any brother of the Robot is fair game... Downtown was so busy they were turning business away! The AMP girls pretty well have the routine down as evidenced by the fact that five guys went in and five came out within minutes at two different AMPS, amazing.
We returned to the meeting point as Carhart was heading up the street to get a motel room. WTF??? :confused: We get back to the bar, and Jet is nursemaiding the two lovelies that were far above the normal scum found at this establishment. See his report on BALTIMORE board. Is this guy geographically challenged or what? Jetsom, dude, it is OK to post the report where the action really happened. Really, we don't mind. One is a trixie little dark haired thing with big hooters (Angel), and the other is a tall curvy big titted blonde bombshell (Kristen). Understand, Asian and Latina are my two favorite food groups, so obviously the one that I would like best is the petite brunette, right? LL may be getting past prime, but he can still pick a winner from 2 ft. Don't know WTF it was, but Kristen was like a LL magnet! Having seen Jetson's report, I can hardly wait for Carhart's report and for ROBO to fucking PM her phone number! Fuck Carhart's sloppies, I was gonna take her upstairs and let Carhart have LoveLOS sloppies (always wear a raincoat guys). :D Three things prevented that: Had to go to the car to get more funds I had my New Years resolution to think about although I did have at least one extra proxy left. Robopig was whining about being hungry again...
Another time... R&B and I adjourned to our favorite after-hunting eatery. I arrived first, but Roboscum called ahead to arrange the seating so that poor KJBaltimonger would have his back to the eye candy. He seemed to wince every time we noted a new hottie walk in and apparently he felt too shy to turn around and stare. Don't know what the problem is there? Can you answer that one Rbx, since he's your adopted brother?
You ask, how are you doing on the New Years resolutions LL? RTFF if you don't know what they are: I went to exercise during RT, so #1 is still solid. I only had four shots of tequila at RT--still sober so I guess I'm still good on #2. Fucking blew #3 right away. I'm fucking up on #4 right now, and good olde #5 is still surviving due to the proxy clause and Robies tummy. But that was a close call.
Monger on lowlives.
LoveLOS
BTW - Laxativ, Julie asked me to marry her last time too... Maybe we could have a double wedding and then swap wives a lot... Just a scarey thought.
LL,
He's only a little shy during the shellshock trama of new surroundings far from home. Twice, thrice, it'll be his natural habitat.
RE: Proxies
I hereby establish Thomas Earlick Herbert Walker Redbone Higgenbottom LoveLOS, III, Esq. as my proxy to consensually: touch, pork, lick, probe, finger, poke, hump, ball, bump, kiss, sniff, &c. any and all women on my behalf that he deems may or might be attractive to me in any way. He alone will be the arbiter of any such choices of consensual sexual partner that he initiates on my behalf. All responsibility for said actions with respect to any resolutions Mr. LoveLOS (III) has made regarding his own behavior shall devolve upon myself, Barron Rudolf Von Robux.
Loop Vet,
Sound like royalty? I'll go for Kassandra. Keep me posted.
Rev,
You offering absolution on the internet? Big bux in religion my friend. Good to know you're still around.
Robux
Baltimonger
01-11-05, 18:21
Thanks for showing me that 'you can have your Korean and eat it too!'.
AMPMILF: Age equates experience, or at least I'd like to think that. She looked good for XXXVII. I hope my next (first) wife looks that good at XXXVII.
I think I may become addicted to this AMP thing. A little expensive, but what do I care; it's only money.
K.J. Baltimonger
Barron Rudolf Von Robux, you are da man! It is good to know I will have no more crisis of concience. Just think buddy, now you can have Ginger and Mary Ann. :D
T.E.H.W.R.H.LoveLOS, III
BM - Keep getting that yellow fever and your next first wife just may look surprisingly like that one... "Lub you long time, hansum man"
LoveKOR
Keeping the dream alive:
Recent trip downtown and finally got to see candy(had a bait & switch last time). Service as expected per board recommendations. So still should be considered a top draw of the stable for those in need of a sweet!!
re RT; I've been contacted via pm by a couple non senior members to establish a split off group for our own RT...thank you, I'm flattered but no. My team sports days ended with high school and never needed the frat thing in college to belong so I fly solo, but will still contribute for the benefit of others.
#2704
Joey Grind
01-12-05, 12:48
Loop Vet, I seen you mentioned "btw, anyone have any intel on a girl named Kandi on Eros who has an ad with two other girls, Kassandra and Miss Vegas? Kandi does it for me bigtime in that pic. Any info would be much appreciated."
I know of eden, who appears to be running this agency, if you want to call it that. while i cant comment on the girls you mentioned, I will say Eden is a favorite of mine. This is odd b/c she has never given me BBJ nor DATY. this may have changed though, b/c she is now indy after leaving Vanessa Dash. She is a very petite and sexy girl that still gives a great session minus the b4 mentioned. So in short, I'd love to hear about her girls, hope this gives some one the confidence to run P.
Hit and Run
01-12-05, 14:28
Know what you mean. I've dabbled in the escort scene during my business trips. Another trick (which I was victomized with) is, upon arrival (outcall), she will ask for the $ up front, then will quickly (but not rude) slip the $ to a person waiting just outside of my hotel room. Of course, at that point, FS is going to be more. Most expensive HJ I've ever gotten, because you're basically stuck.
H&R
Hi fellow mongerers,
Thought I'd pass on my misfortune to help others of you out in the Virginia/DC area.
I made the mistake of calling one of the escort services who advertised in the yellow pages under Massage. They told me that for 1.95 I can get full service Massage.
When the girl arrived (average looking) she asked for the money to call in to her agency. Then she asked me if I wanted 2 for the price of one. She brought in another girl (older looking lady) and then asked me what I wanted. I said that this was an unusual question for an outcall massage. She said that they were not pro's and their ad was listed under Escort and they would only stay with me in a public place. Her attitude was to get me embarrassed or irritated to take my money and run.
Then she called her driver to come up and escort them down as a security measure.
Anyway, I was taken tonight. Too bad, because I was in a good mood.
Take my advice, avoid all escort mongering unless someone can validate the service and provider for you.
By the way, I am listing their number and name in this message. I hope they get busted by LE for fraud/scams.
I was in town this afternoon and based on reviews posted on behalf of Hondo (since LL is on the wagon) and others I decided that I needed to check out Sarah at Downtown (purely in the interests of science mind you). Va va voom! What a gorgeous creature with a dynamite body and a sweet person. Sarah now ranks second on the list of my all time Downtown favs just behind the long departed Kelly. Maya and Mimi were great but didn’t give the sweet GFE of the sweet young thing that is Sarah. (No. 1 all time AMP fav was Bibi at Sun).
I obviously asked for her by name and when she walked in the room she says “Do I know you?”…sure baby sure don’t you remember me from last time because I remember you? “Oh yes, now I remember”. Off to a good TS and then back in the room for some nice muscle training in the buff. She took me to the Pacific Rim before the main event that was fantastic. Ended up cuddling to fill out an unhurried hour session.
Lax
2704,
1. RT's aren't just for seniors. Any and all that have contributed enough to be seniors, whether their upgrades have come in or not, are welcome.
2. There is no patent or copyright on the idea of RT's. We're just particular about who comes to the ones we've been promoting because we go mongering afterward.
3. It's not a frat thing. Jebus, haven't you ever enjoyed a party?
4. It's not about just being a solo hunter. It can be a bit awkward to hunt for SW's in groups, but AMPing isn't hunting, or even fishing. It's ordering off a menu.
Hell, nobody can make you come out, or make you enjoy yourself. To each his own.
Baltimonger,
Sounds like you have a taste for Korean now. The onset of yellow fever will soon commence.
Robux
Hey DC Mongers,
I personally think a party for new board members is a great idea. My only suggestion is that you DO NOT plan a mongering trip after that get-together!
Those of us that have done the Roundtable thing have been a bit selective about invites for security reasons. We know that we will be going mongering during and/or after the party, and really don't want any LE walking in the AMP with us, or back to the hotel with our dates. I know of about ten non-seniors that have been invited over the past year, so I can support Robie's comments fully. However, all of those gentlemongers had posted enough non-bullshit on the board to establish their credentials.
This is both a free board and free country, get together if you wish and have fun. Somebody who wants this type of get-together (perhaps the guy(s) who PM'd 2704?), need not whine about it; just take the lead and fuckin do it.
2704 - Is that Candy sweet or what? :D
Lax - Sarah is a jewel. I had damn near forgotton about Kelly - your right another winner. My list goes like this: Maya@Downtown, Kelly@Downtown, Julie@Sky, Bibi@Olympic, Mimi@Downtown, and Bibi@Downtown... Can't remember any others as they pale into insignificance. Sarah has the looks and the attitude to make that list, but more testing is required. I'm sure Barron Robux will be cool with that.
LoveLOS
LL:
How could you ever forget Kelly? She wasn't there very long...I think I saw her three times...but she was exquisite! My list would be Bibi @ Sun, Kelly @ Downtown, Sarah @ Downtown, Maya @ Downtown and then the PSE Queen Sarah @ Happiness. What a line-up!
Lax
Good point LL, I agree completely.
Any that want to should just do it, your LE comments are and should be taken to heart as well.
As for candy yes she is, w/ sarah a close 2nd. But since we're all coming clean, my all time fav has to be maya@downtown, after experiencing her I couldn't get her out of my head(s) for a month, spent a lot of $$$ that month btw!! I guess Julie will have to be next on the menu(thx robux for right nomenclature!)
2704
Hey DC Mongers,
I personally think a party for new board members is a great idea. My only suggestion is that you DO NOT plan a mongering trip after that get-together!
Those of us that have done the Roundtable thing have been a bit selective about invites for security reasons. We know that we will be going mongering during and/or after the party, and really don't want any LE walking in the AMP with us, or back to the hotel with our dates. I know of about ten non-seniors that have been invited over the past year, so I can support Robie's comments fully. However, all of those gentlemongers had posted enough non-bullshit on the board to establish their credentials.
This is both a free board and free country, get together if you wish and have fun. Somebody who wants this type of get-together (perhaps the guy(s) who PM'd 2704?), need not whine about it; just take the lead and fuckin do it.
2704 - Is that Candy sweet or what? :D
Lax - Sarah is a jewel. I had damn near forgotton about Kelly - your right another winner. My list goes like this: Maya@Downtown, Kelly@Downtown, Julie@Sky, Bibi@Olympic, Mimi@Downtown, and Bibi@Downtown... Can't remember any others as they pale into insignificance. Sarah has the looks and the attitude to make that list, but more testing is required. I'm sure Barron Robux will be cool with that.
LoveLOS
Kilgore Trout #2
01-16-05, 10:57
Hi Fellas,
I'm new to the DC Board, but am a regular on the Philly & NJ Boards (feel free to PM me on any info regarding those areas).
I'm looking for some Sunday morning/afternoon fun. I'd prefer to put the "fun" on my credit card; with that said, can you reccomend any good strip clubs (that may give extras) in the NW DC area, or perhaps the name/location of a good AMP in NW that takes CC. By the way, I have read the entire DC Forum, from day 1. So please do not tell me to RTFF--I am not a newbie.
From what I could ascertain, it appears that DC AMPs charge the same standard price as Philly: $50 door fee + $100, please correct me if I'm wrong.
I have tried the "Loop" twice and had absolutely no luck (nothing like Camden or Kennsington) but perhaps it was becuase I went during the afternoon. Is there ever any daytime action on the "Loop"? I'm considering making the trek to Baltimore, that seems like it would be more my style.
Any info would be much appreicated (especially if I get it today). Please PM me regarding good go-go's in NW DC or AMPS that take credit cards. Along with average prices. All info is much appreciated. Again, feel free to ask me questions on NJ/PA as I know just about all the local hotspots.
Thanks in advance,
KT2
Thanks for the info J Grind. I've heard nothing but good about Eden. She's hot as balls too. A regular girl of mine used to be in love with her, so to speak. Apparently Eden is a talented aspiring rapper, you should have her bust a rhyme for you next time. :D
I don't think Kandi is the type of girl I'd pay eros pricing for, so unless I could maneuver street pricing, I don't think I'll have a report for you. I took your lead and talked to my girl about Eden to see if she could work something out. Apparently they used to be "wifey-in-laws", lol. Unfortunately, they haven't spoken in a year or two and she felt uncomfortable trying to talk to her again. Sooo, I'm out of luck for now, but thanks for the lead.
WSGers,
I am always willing to try new approaches, so I gave this Oasis girl a try, she posts on CL, and has some website also. She has huge tits as big as watermelons and lives in North Silver Spring.
She convinced me to go for the rub w/release for $80. I drove up there and found her place, 2 call system, went in. She is probably 25, and started and gave me a lack luster massage, had me turn over, massaged a bit more, then went to gulp the big pop personally. She was actually very good, and didn't get tired, because she was going for quite a while.
I actually got tired of the sucking, turned her over and rubbed in the crack of her fat ass before popping. I cleaned her up, which is a change for me, and left.
Yes, I would go back for the head, but Silver Spring is too far for me.
Davegdb
I guess everyone has been keeping warm.
There's been some turnover at Sky. Julie (Judy) is gone, as is Coco, I think. I believe that May is still there. Two new petite girls are there, I am told.
I've been so good, I can't believe it. Monogamy (or Biogamy) is great!
Well I went to mirage on friday the 14th and had a great time. Met up with Jun, who was very slim with fake one, about a c-cup maybe, she gave a decent table shower, got back to the room and she started a firm but not to hard massage. I was loving every minute of it, then after what seemed like 30 mins but I know it was less,she gave a light AR, then she flipped me for a lick of the magic stick. The lick was ok I guess, if you like a little teeth action. Anyway she was good and ready and started to hop on but I asked to lick her pussy, so she obliged and she had a sweet taste like strawberry, could have been a lube or something. She enjoyed it and while i was doing it, I got a look at her backdoor and asked her if it was ok to give aliitle AR in return. She enjoyed that too. So we finally get to the lay, first she jumps on with reverse cowgirl does a fine job. We move to mish, then doggie, the I tell her to lay flat on her stomach so I can bust a huge, yet magical nut. I wanted to eat her somemore and told her that prior too us starting and she said it was cool but we never got to that. We talked for probably a good 10 mins about the biz and the mob, which she claimed that they were no longer running any brothels here, but who knows. Anyway, a very good time for me andwould definately repeat. Nana was the only other girl there. Please Loopy forgive me, for I have sinned, and even though I will sin again and your forgiveness for my sins means about as much to me as the search for WMDs(not oil) means for GWB. Its the thought that counts. By the way, where is Roboho, we three need to hit the bar again.
Forever promoting the sins of mongerhood,
Rev333
Finally got over pneumonia and finally found the WSG up and working. Any more miracles and I'll have to go to church soon. Glad to see everyone has kept themselves busy (Rubberux, Loopy, LoveLos, B'monger ect) (( if I left you out I apologize)) While you are all freezing your asses off I'm soaking up the sun in sunny san diego ! Enjoy the ice storm you lousey bastards ! LOL
Why don't you go to one of the erotic review sites and post a bad review on these girls? And in the future check reviews before hand.
Hi fellow mongerers,
Thought I'd pass on my misfortune to help others of you out in the Virginia/DC area.
I made the mistake of calling one of the escort services who advertised in the yellow pages under Massage. They told me that for 1.95 I can get full service Massage.
When the girl arrived (average looking) she asked for the money to call in to her agency. Then she asked me if I wanted 2 for the price of one. She brought in another girl (older looking lady) and then asked me what I wanted. I said that this was an unusual question for an outcall massage. She said that they were not pro's and their ad was listed under Escort and they would only stay with me in a public place. Her attitude was to get me embarrassed or irritated to take my money and run.
Then she called her driver to come up and escort them down as a security measure.
Anyway, I was taken tonight. Too bad, because I was in a good mood.
Take my advice, avoid all escort mongering unless someone can validate the service and provider for you.
By the way, I am listing their number and name in this message. I hope they get busted by LE for fraud/scams.
I must confess that I visit the AMP’s regularly and rarely post. I’ve never thought of myself as a lurker, but I’ve finally had to admit it. They say that acceptance is the first step so as a self-professed lurker, I’m trying to post more frequently. Now that Jackson has things up and running again, I figure here’s my chance to start anew.
Last night I visited Sky, my regular as of late. I asked for May, who I’ve seen a few times but didn’t remember me. She was in an exceptionally good mood, so I was all set for a spectacular time. Gave a great TS, extra soapy then we went back to the room.
Problem was: the room was so damn cold after the shower that my Mr. Pickle shriveled up to the size of a freakin’ gerkhin. She gave a decent rubdown with some attempts at conversation. After that failed, she gave up and continued with some LFK followed by a CBJ. Not wanting to blow my time too quickly, we switched into Misch and later completed Cowgirl style. Left the usual, had an alright time, nothing out of the ordinary.
Reply to Kilgore Trout #2 (this is old but I haven’t been able to get on in about a week): I used to be a big fan of the go-go’s back when I lived in NJ, but sadly DC doesn’t have anything like that. The strip clubs in DC are aiight, but Baltimore is where it’s really at as far as strip clubs go (with extra’s) and finding SW’s in the daytime.
Damn it is frustrating with this site being down so much.
Anyway, in the brief time it is working I thought I'd report on a few things. Went to Sun and saw Candy, short and enthusiastic but nothing to rock your world. Yumi at Happiness the same. Now Linda at Royal was a tad better. But I just returned from an afternoon visit with Sarah at Mini. She reminded me very much of the recently departed Julie at 1413. Guys she is all woman and a definite GFE.
Will try to post this while the site is working.
Lax
What the f is up? This place is killing me. Before I can't post again, I miss you all. I don't know about that "other" board, but I don't so much like it. Bunch of hethens over there, with no class. ;) I did register there, so if any of you jokers need to PM me and this site ain't working, hit me there (if they have that function).
Rev, amen brother, we do need to break bread again. Anytime.
Yes, Motor, I have been keeping myself busy a bit. I assume you're talking mongering. I mostly order-in these days. I don't go hunting like I used to, but do the occasional day trip and the even more occasional night trip. My last night trip was a nightmare. All the girls on the loop were new to me. None seemed like they wanted to make money. All newbies too caught up in the game.
First girl I stopped for wanted to discuss stuff through the window so I balked. She was definitely a legit SW, but never break rule number 1. She asked me to call her while I drive; whatever; so I do. To make a long story short, she says 5 Jacks will get me no more than 20 minutes at my place. I say it should get me however long it takes. Then she says she just got out and if I called her in a couple hours she would. I said forget it.
BSW #2 is a super cutie. I pull up to her and a friend and she whispers to her friend that I am a cop. I found this statement ridiculous because my monger mobile should not be confused with ULE. I try a couple times and she ignores me again and again and finally comes up very aggressively and asks if I have $200. I say "c'mon now" and she storms off.
The "ignoring" happened with girl number 3 as well. I recognized her from eros so I call out her name. She finally looks in my direction, then asks how I know her. I tell her where I've seen her pics and she says "how convenient", and stomps off. As if I was doing something wrong. Meanwhile, it was over an hour from when I spoke with the first girl and she hadn't been picked up and hadn't moved from her spot. Idiots; they don't want to make any money. Of all the 10-15 SW's out there, not one did I see get into a car. They were all too concerned with themselves and their cell phones.
I hate this place...
Called to make appointment with Sarah, unfortunately she is gone. Just wanted to update the group and say she will be missed!!
But I am gald to see we are up and running again.
Or so my sources tell me. If you want some extra time, it might be a good time to go. Maybe they need a Ground Hog's Day sale!
Ok, I hadn't had Korean for a while so I thought I'd hit my favorite spot Downtown. I did call a head and request my favorite server, sarah, but found that she had gone back to the homeland for a while. I was told to come on in, we have 7 other replacements. So I go, spin the wheel and pull Sandy's section for lunch and must say I was unimpressed!! Limited menu, limited GFE for a little while till she seemed to get board with the whole service about half way thru it all. Seemed detached and in a hurry, nothing offered that sends me home with a smile so I cannot give this one good marks. If others do better please let me know(actually who am I kidding-I'm not interested), I thought she might have potential when I first saw her but she just board the shit out of me. About half way thru lunch I keep sing this tune in my head "Oh where oh were has my little Sarah gone oh where oh where can she be"?
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Jet Ranger
02-04-05, 06:02
Special thanks to Councilman Catania in particular for objecting to the "Prostitution and Brothel Abatement Act of 2004." Don't be surprised if other members of the council try to reintroduce the bill again in the new legislative session. I've attached the full text of the bill to this post. Because the bill did not come to a vote, it was effectively killed for the 2004 legislative session.
Of note is the fact that whomever wrote the proposed legislation knew about table showers!
From dc.indymedia.org/feature/display/110241/index.php
A planned vote on a bill that would further criminalize sex work in DC was delayed today, after members of the DC Ciy Council's Consumer and Regulatory Affairs Committee expressed concern for the bill's impact. (A better version of this article will be up soon hopefully...)
A vote was delayed December 1st in committee on the “Prostitution and Brothel Abatement Act of 2004,” a bill before the DC City Council that would increase the criminalization of sex workers in “massage parlors,” and further regulate the therapeutic massage industry. Consumer and Regulatory Affairs Committee Chair Sharon Ambrose (D – Ward 6) postponed the vote, when two other members of the committee, David Catania (I – At-Large) and Phil Mendelson (D – At-Large) voiced concern during the discussion period. Councilmember Catania in particular objected to the bill, number 15-778, saying “I don’t have a problem with prostitution.”
The wrangling over bill 15-778 comes amidst a city-wide police crack-down on prostitution. Service providers who work with sex workers say the crack down is limiting their ability to help their clients live healthier lives, while sex workers themselves are relocating to other parts of the city.
The “Prostitution and Brothel Abatement Act of 2004,” was introduced by Council Chair Linda Cropp (D) on behalf of Mayor Anthony Williams (D), who asked the Council to pass the bill, saying the proposed legislation would give increased authority to the police and others “to take action against prostitutes and brothels operating under the guise of massage establishments, health spas, or similar businesses.” One curious line of the legislation includes a prohibition against “any person… [administering] a bath to any person of the opposite gender in any establishment licensed under this section.”
When Councilmember Catania questioned the significance of the bill, which he described as targeting “victimless crime,” Committee Chair Ambrose responded saying that the Metropolitan Police Department wants the bill passed because “there is a serious slave trade in this... that is not a victimless crime.” Catania retorted that current police powers would be enough to assist persons who have been traficked. In late November, the District received a grant of almost half a million dollars to “combat the growing problem of human trafficking…build[ing] upon the Metropolitan Police Department’s long-standing efforts to eliminate prostitution” according to the Department of Justice. According to the Justice Department’s Office of Public Affairs, the MPD will be assisted by the FBI to “follow the tried and true method of identifying and apprehending prostitutes on the streets and the working ‘up the chain’ to make cases against traffickers themselves.” Though the grants are meant to help “victims of trafficking and bring perpetrators to justice,” several prominent organizations in DC working with sex workers and trafficking say they were not approached.
At the public hearing on Bill 15-778, members of the MPD lauded the bill, while representatives from therapeutic massage communities said they had reservations about it. No community-based organizations that work with sex workers were present at the hearing. Sex workers and advocates say that, in general, increased criminalization of sex work is not helpful to anyone.
Thanks to Spy Guy for the info about the proposed bill and its fate. Forum members might want to make some campaign contributions to Mendelsohn and Catania in support of their positions on this bill.
That said, the concern about “sex slaves” may have some merit. Although I doubt any of girls at the DC AMPs are slaves as referred to in the bill, most of them are virtual prisoners at the AMPs. They may also be trapped into that business because they can’t earn a living any other way
Went to DC today and decided to pay a visit to Mirage on K st. Did not have much selection as only two girls were working, Kim and Chi Chi. In my opinion Kim was the better looking of the two, but she was kind of short and didn't seem to be too friendly. Chi Chi was the girl the took me to the room and was very outgoing. And was a tall cup of tea for an Asian girl. So i decided to take my chance with her. The table shower was ok, nothing to brag about. She did get me very clean in all the important areas though. Afterwards got put in the sauna to dry off and i'm assuming to prepare herself for my massage. When we got back to the room she proceeded to give me a pretty decent massage. I actually almost fell asleep for a second. But she was sure to wake me up for the main events. Standard fees applied, and it was well worth it. I was able to demonstrate my keen knowledge of the french language to which she took a great liking to. She proceeded to exhibit her knowledge of French too. Its amazing what they teach in Korea. After being very vocal with each other, she wanted to show me how when growing up she wanted to be a cowgirl and how she would ride a horse both forward and backwards. I was amazed that she was so good at riding. I wanted to demonstrate how when i was a kid i wanted to be a missionary but ended up just being a doggie with the ladies. She seemed to like the doggie story and enjoyed the ending too. All in all i would highly recommend her if you are looking for a good time with a tall cup of tea. Face could use some work, but her personality really makes up for it.
Does anyone know where one could pick up sw's in DC or are there any predominantly black strolls in the DC area?
Thanks
Arrived redeye from Arizona (See my reports in Mexico > Northwest Border Towns > Nogales for some interesting reading). From the plane, I conned Rubberfucker into meeting me at our regular bar & a trip to Downtown. I had set my sights on Sarah for a repeat with Candy as a backup per reports here and via PM. Very pleasantly surprised at the talent sitting in the bar. Essence and Mocha were there (take note Loopy) and Nicholette was there also. Although we had already made our plans, we spoke to the bartender and he just said come back when you are done.
@ Downtown I found Sarah was "on vacation." SHIT! Does anybody know if that means "on the rag" or "gone forever?" Oh well, I had a backup in Candy. Rubber asked for a lineup and got it. He chose well - Cookie. A stunner as well, and which I guess his report (if he can log in) will bear out.
My session with Candy was very pleasant but I was a bit worn from some 15 pops in the previous 5 nights with about that many hours of sleep in the week also. I am also smitten by a Chica in Mexico so I could not expect even a doll as fine as Candy to make and exceptional impression. She is worth a repeat when I can give her a fair assesment.
Robo was trashed, so I expect that he had quite a ride. Back to the bar, which was closed. We knocked on the door and it was opened to us. Mocha and Essence were there. Mocha is one fine looking BSW. You don't have to grade her on a curve, escort quality. Although it was a stretch to pop twice in 30 minutes, I felt this babe could pull it off. As it turned out, that's what she did. $20 for the vip room and $150 for FS. Nice body, tight twat. gave a goor ride but necessity made the HJ to finish, not her fault. Loopy, thank you for sharing.
I hope WSG gets the tech difficulties solved soon...
LoveLOS
LoveLOS:
My experience is that "on vacation" usually translates into gone forever. Sometimes they will come back, but that's not what usually happens. There are some, like the famous Maya from Downtown, who live in the area and where this is their job. Most of the others live in a place with a sizable Korean population, like Flushing, NY or L.A. and who work a month on and a month off. I think some come to the U.S. just to do this and then go back. They often go from spa to spa, sometimes facilitated by a broker or a Korean cab driver. It's also my feeling that they are virtual prisoners at these places and get out rarely, if ever. The mamasan or manager may take them out on excursions from time to time, but it's eating, sleeping, talking, smoking, servicing, and I don't think they get that much sleep.
As anyone who has visited AMPs regularly knows, it is a real subculture of its own. It's difficult to get behind the scenes, but it is possible. Be nice to the girls, be nice to the manager. It can pay real benefits.
Scorpio Rising
02-09-05, 01:23
After a brief hibernation for a couple of weeks, went back to visit Downtown this past Sunday around lunchtime as I was feeling extremely randy. Asked for a lineup but mama only brought out 3 talents for me to choose from. It was kind of busy I guess as a few doors were already closed [which meant some of you dirty bastards were in there]. Of the three in the lineup, I already served 2 of them [Jay and Linda] but the third option was not my cup of tea.The first session with Linda was just purely animal service-like, so I decided to serve her again to see if she would be as crazy on this day as last session or not. She remembered me right away and so did Jay [note to self: Jay was fun too when I served her a few weeks ago], but Linda was the more aggressive one who came forth to grab me first....so I complied and off we went.
Thorough soapy cleaning was nice, back to the room she gave an ok massage [not the same quality one would get from real soapy MPs like those in BKK serviced by sideline models, mind u] then the extended visit to mianus. She told me to watch her probing mianus in the mirror...extra credits for that. Phew, I felt so vulnerable in that damn position my fellow mongering brethen! I was getting the craving for some Korean dish, so we switched into star69 as I feasted away like a starving mofo...both at the snapper and the starfish...Meanwhile, she was really preaching some fine French lesson and was brewing a real nice teabagging technique that I almost reached the peak right there. But my Scorpio was still rising, so I signaled her to climb abroad and ride on in squatting mode. I grabbed one of her twins [they are enhanced edition but still nice to play with] with one hand and smacked it with another hand while she squatted and rode me hard. This Linda was extra fun for talking dirty to me in her native tongue [Hangkuk] which always rocks my world. After she got her O, I turned her over and gave it to her real horror-show like standing up on the edge with her left leg up on my shoulder semi-sideway so I could put the digit in her chute as well. This was sweet and another O yet again from her, then we went at it sideway...first in a K9 sideway laying down, then the infamous porn style sideway as she DFK me throughout the entire pork-o-rama session. Mama then came knocking on the door saying shit in Hangkuk to her [which I can phucqing understand btw that my hourly session was expiring], so I knew I had to race to the finish line. That was when I took it up a notch and porked her turbo speed til the cow comes home! And voila, a complete sense of savage bliss transcended upon me as I unloaded into the lovely Linda's personal repository. Two very enthusiastic thumbs up for this wall-to-wall session and she gave me the actual thumbs up sign too for the job well done on my part complimenting my skills in Hangkuk. I always like it when my therapist can feel at ease and talk in her own native tongue as it adds a nice authentic flavor to the whole Korean AMP session. OK, the report on my previous session with Jay [the other therapist in the line up] will follow. Jay was also a solid performer when I served her ...can someone say BBJ with lots of shiner?
Still Kickin More Phunk Than Them Shoalin Monks,
Scorpio is always Rising [out of the gutter and into a moisted twat]
LL, you dirty dawg. How dare ye? Take my girl like that. J/K. 150+20? Yikes. You should've dropped my name. ;) Mocha's a good girl. In a private environment there would be no need for hand release. She'll endure plenty of pounding and dish it right back.
BTW, thanks for the heads up, guys. It's not like I don't live 5 minutes from Clix or anything. Next time you hit Clix for drinks remember this: when it comes to DC mongering, LV is IN! Unless, of course, you two wanted to be alone....
Was Essence sporting the short hair? I don't like it on her so much. She's a nice girl and can deep throat with the best of 'em, but beyond that - eh. I have fun hanging out with her though.
One more thing LL, how are those New Year's Resolutions working out for you!!! You sure did prove me wrong! :D
Baltimonger
02-09-05, 17:57
Called to make appointment with Sarah, unfortunately she is gone. Just wanted to update the group and say she will be missed!!
After all this time of reading these AMP reviews, I can finally say that I feel your pain. I had a great time with Sarah back in January at Downtown.
Motorback:
I'm headed to sunny SD and TJ the first week of May. I wish it were sooner.
K.J. Baltimonger
I was on K street this morning about 4:30 and it was like a ghost town. Nothing, nada, zip. Have they moved, or has the LE put them all in Jail?
Crazy Dick
02-13-05, 23:35
Hi LovLos,
"@ Downtown I found Sarah was "on vacation." SHIT! Does anybody know if that means "on the rag" or "gone forever?"
Two of my current favorites Sarah @ Downtown and Coco @ Happiness have gone back to Korea. The latest round of talent I've been running into seem to be more interested in what's under the watch than anything else.
CrazyDick,
So many AMP's and so little money - Sure is an expensive hobby !!
Scorpio Rising
02-13-05, 23:49
Since I saw Jay in the lineup at Downtown the last time I went and had a repeat session with Linda, I figure I ought to report my findings on the lovely Jay too. Tried to post the damn report, but wsgforum's technical issues must still be recurring on and off again. So, here is my 2nd time trying to post this damn report. OK, back to biz of the session with Jay at Downtown a few weeks ago. I went late in the afternoon on a Saturday, and asked for lineup but mama said only 2 are still available as the others were busy. Shit, but I was in total need of a fix, so I let mama bring in the 2 choices. Jay was the better looking of the 2, so I chose her to do me. Jay got pretty eyes, the kind that are good for looking up at you while she applys the suction. She gave a decent table cleansings and the massage was actually good too. One done with the massage came the light kisses, then the flip. Jay was a true trooper as she proceeded to give a real nasty BBBJ and teabagging with lots of spit and shine actions going for her. I really admired her Asian dialect when she probed mianus for quite sometimes. She spent a good few minutes rimming mianus to my amazement and kept looking up at me while I spreaded eagle for her. Phew! Did I mention that she has natural jugs that are still nice to play with [and sux on]? Yes folks, nice and natural fun bags! I then guided her to sit on my face so I could dine away at the snapper and the starphish while she kept on smoking my toolset with lots of slurping sound fx. Luv that shit. Then she climbed abroad and rode like a frigging champion. She rode so fast and furious I thought I was going to reach the peak right then and there, but I knew better how to pace myself per each session at the AMP. So I got her turn around at the edge of the table, and gave it to her k9 stylee standing up. This was nice as I could spread her rear apart to admire her little starphish and its fine detail symetry. I couldn't resist myself so I spat right into her tiny starphish just to watch the bubbles. Amazing. She said to me in her Korean language that I was a nasty mofo, and kept on talking dirty in korean to me which I always like it that way, the authentic porking in their own language. Then, I turned her around again for a standup mish where I pounded her kitty like she owed me money until she screamed out with her O. Then I got lazy and laid down and porked her the rest of the way sideway where she could DFK me better which she did. I gave her a few light slaps to her pretty face telling her she was a dirty girl in her korean language and she answered with yes, yes she was a filthy girl. SO extra kudo for her on that extra nastiness too. After this kept on going for a little while more, I heard the damn mama came knocking on the door saying my time was up. I then went crazy and just boned her so fast and furious til the moment of truth arrived upon me. I felt her kitty tighten up while I unloaded gloriously manmade juices into her deposit box. I wonder to myself: Was it real? She helped me put my clothes on and got down on her knees [again], gave my pantsnake a lite kiss on its head, then put my shoes on for me. That was a nice finishin touch on her part. I then left her the standard tip on the table, but decided she earned an extra Jackson for all her extra mileages she complied with during our bout. Lets say I left with a nice shit eating grin on my face, literally speaking.
Still Kickin the Phunk,
Scorpio Rising [out of the gutter and into a moisted twat]
Jack B Nimble
02-14-05, 10:09
Hard to get a good handle on the spa scene these days. I had a nice time at Downtown the other day with a firl named Sandy (petite, slim) .. Wil be happy to povide details on request, but wondering about tips at nearby places (Sky, GHS) since I like to move around a bit. Too bad Judy is gone at Sky.
Rumor has it that LE has been visiting the spas, usually late in the evening (around midnight). I have no personal knowledge of this, but it's from a reliable source. I walked past one of our favorite spots last week and noticed that the street level door was closed and noted a buzzer for one of the other establishments in the building.
Just thought I'd pass this along.
Word is that the LE are cracking down as they think the girls are in the slave business. I guess they never talk to the girls whom most work freely for the money. Plus they have finally realized they don't need a new law to follow up on the old laws.I know someone who knows the owner of Downtown and they are all scared from the visits. The girls don't want to work don't know what is going to happen. I heard that the real owner of Downtown is in Honolulu at another spa and just may close Downtown down. Too many headaches, too many problems with the landlord and now the LE. Maybe she will bring all the girls here as I hear they are hot. I know we have Coco, Maya, Mimi and a few others from Downtown working at Rainbow 7. We could use more talent here. Just watch your step guys.
Spaceman Spiff
02-15-05, 04:42
Went by ICM twice on recent trips to DC. This is, I think, on M street. There's probably better ways to get there, but I take the Metro to Dupont Circle, get out and go down Conn Ave toward Bertucci's Brick Oven Pizza. Past that a little ways there's a statue on the left. Turn right there, stay on the right side of the street and go past a strip club, then go up a flight of stairs. There will be a buzzer door, ring ICM and they will buzz you in. It's an odd setup in that it straddles the stairs on the second floor. There's an AMP on the third floor, and if you go there, you will still walk right through ICM and they may say hi. In fact I found them when I was going to the AMP and got confused.
Anyway, it's $220 for an hour which includes a table shower with salt scrub and a massage. The girls are generally college students. The first few times I figured they were just messing with me, but I've asked a few about their classes and some actual things they were learning and gotten good responses. This has its up side and down side. Mostly they seem to think of themselves as students earning some extra cash rather than as sex workers so each one has a different comfort level. They will all give you HJ, but whether they get nude or not, or let you play pet the kitty is up to them.
First recent time, I had a latina who was pretty good looking (I don't give names in these posts). She gave me a great table shower and salt scrub, and kept up with the hot water the whole time -- I hate getting cold during table sessions. She was a bit different in that she got me off in the shower, which is unusual, very nice hand technique. However, her comfort level was pretty low, and she only stripped down to bra and panties. The massage afterwards was pretty sedate since she had already pulled the trigger, but still a nice experience.
My next time, I got a smal Asian girl who had a higher comfort level. She stripped in the shower and let me roam my hands where ever I wanted. Afterwards in the massage, her HJ was not as skilled as the latina's, but I did get to pet the kitty fairly deeply (though I wasn't able to get her off).
I find I like ICM pretty well. I go in knowing it's not full service, and taken for what it is, it's quite nice.
Spaceman Spiff
Finally this board is almost back to where it was before. I read a post in the WSG Mansion thread that this site had been under attack by persons unknown who are overloading the server. It said that Jackson was working to eliminate the problem.
Damn LoveLOS, I had to go back and check the posts from the start of the year. I thought you were on the wagon and only doing Hondo a favor by proxy? You must have gotten proxies from every monger in DC from what I read of your exploits in old Mexico. Just imagine what would happen if you fell off the wagon. Keep up the good work.
Lax
Are there AMPs that cater to fetish, toys, etc?
Are there Apartment AMPs in the DC area? N. California is starting to go that way because of LE concerns.
Davegdb
Seva Lurker
02-15-05, 17:22
LoveLOS,
I will admit that I don't believe you fell off the wagon. You've got to get on it before you can fall off. :)
Sounds like you had a good time SOB (South Of the Border). I lost count, could you just give us a daily total?
FYI, The Sarah at Mini is the same sarah that we all new and loved("you long time") from Supra at Dupont Circle. I just had a very happy reunion with her last week, the same GFE as it ever was!! But if you want to see her better hurry, she might not be their long.
With this board being down so much, we’re all kind of flying blind when it comes to what’s out there at the various AMP’s. I was in town this afternoon and decided to take my chances at Happiness. Mamsan introduced me to Yumi who I think someone has reported on in the past. Yumi is 5’ 5”, 115 lbs with jet black long straight hair, nice face, all natural 34 B’s and a terrific body. Standard TS with all the right areas thoroughly cleaned.
Back in the room she provides a relaxed, unrushed massage in the buff before the main event which starts with some light kissing and a passable AR session. On the flip I set her on the edge of the table and slowly begin DATY. She really gets in to this and all most makes my eyes pop out by squeezing my head with her thighs as she comes. On with the cover and she proceeds with a nice CBJ. I jump on top and finished with some spirited pumping in mish. All in all a nice time.
Yumi:
Face 7.5
Body 8.5
Attitude 8
Service 8.5
Lax
PS: I called Mini to see if Sarah was there prior to goin to Happiness was told she was on vacation.
Sorry, guys, but I need some help. I'm visiting from out of town (Europe) and am not into asian girls, can anyone recommend any non-Asian MPs? Are there still many east European/Russian girls working in town (I know in the past there were a fair bit up in Montgomery Co.)? Anyone know about any of the shops/agencies that advertise on Eros? Georgetown Body Therapy? The Agency (corny name)? Best Bargains? The Tiffany Collection? Any others? Help, I need the local feel of the place.
Thanks
I was cutting though DC on the way home the other morning, real early, when I spotted a little spinner at East Capitol and 18th. I had never been in this part of town before. I circled back and made the pickup. It was cold that morning and she hopped in quick. Really young and pretty blonde, thin, said she was 19 and from Dundalk, Maryland and had been living in DC for a coupla years. I asked her if she had some time on her hands. First she says yes, then how long, then didn't wanna be away from her 'hood for two hours. Then she started acting all paranoid, like I was the Strangler or something, so I told her I would take her back. I turned around and then she wanted some money. "Only $7." She said after she made a stop then she would come with me. Of course she wanted to buy a rock. So she directs me to an street in the projects. Damn, I hate these places. The sun was coming up by now and it was time to get back to my casket. She says she will only be gone for three minutes. I made her swear to not haul ass on me. Then I told her she had ten minutes, after which I was leaving. After she gets out, I am thinking, WTF am I thinking? She probably WANTS me to leave. So she'll just wait me out. Duh. Of course I have no leverage now, I gave her the $7 already.
I waited 15 minutes then left, whilst cruising the area to get familiar for the future. Oh well, at least I had the presence of mind to limit my loss to seven bucks. I consider it a small investment towards learning another potential pickup spot. I cruised East Capitol briefly last night but nada.
Smoke & Mirrors
02-22-05, 11:05
Does anyone have a New report from there? thanks
Headed out yesterday afternoon, Prez Day, and initially went to IHC. I rang the bell and mamasan came out and said there were no girls there today. Dont know what was going on but I left.
I decieded to try Mirage. Got there about 1pm and was led upstairs. Mamasan there would not tell me who was working, so I ended up with Gina. She is ok looking with fake 36Cs. The whole session was a waste though. She was very rushed and did not like me touching anywhere. She finally did allow me to DATY but even that was rushed with fake O. She is what I call a DNR, Do Not Return.
S&M:
I went to Royal a few weeks back and had a nice session with Linda. She is a little bit older than your average AMP girl (say early 30’s) but she was quite pleasant and gave good service. As I recall it was a nice GFE. You may want to check out Happiness just a few doors down as they usually have more choice and IMHO better quality.
Good hunting and be sure to post about your visit. We need to get the intel flowing on this board again now that is back up.
Lax
DAMN !!!!!!!!! It's been a long hard trip trying to get back in here. My thanks to my good friend and mayor of the dc forum Robux for getting me the map to find my way back. So if you don't like me (like I give a crap) be angry at him not me. LOL
Loopy ! LoveLos ! Hondo (no I haven't forgotten the info for you buddy ! Seva! Gman Slim! Jet !!!and the rest of you old timers ...What's up? Hope everyone is doing well, staying safe and mongering well.
Haven't seen much action here in the district as of late but haven't been looking too hard. I'll be making a trip up there this weekend though so if Loopy has let ANY of the women out , I will let you know.
lovelos going dry is as likely as Clinton getting re-elected again. Just ain't goin to happen. Ordering in only? You must be one rich bastard like Loopy! Next time you and Robo go out and you've given Jeeves the night off, I'll drive the ride for you ONLY if we head up north..
Motorback: It's good to have the forum up and running, but I have nothing to report. I have more drama in my life than I want to relate. Suffice it to say my mongering has been nil for many months. I don't know if I'll be back or not. I'm enjoying my hiatus. Sorry to be so cryptic.
Pastoralist
02-23-05, 09:09
First, Jay from Downtown (the last week of January 2005): It was late, and I had not planned to go, but I found myself at Downtown after a night of carousing with friends. Jay, rather than the Mamasan, greeted me at the door and led me to a room. She is good looking, although a bit older than I normally take – the session turned out to be amazing.
The shower and massage were good, if quick. (I heard the doorbell ring several times, so they must have been busy.) The real joy was the main event. We started with a BBBJ, which Jay seemed to enjoy as much as I did, and then she covered me for sex. She was so responsive and skillful during our session that I’ll give her the title “expert”. Even better, between positions, she would move quickly to provide CBJ before assuming whatever pose I desired… so I ended up changing positions often! Truly, it was a very memorable session.
Second, Annie from Downtown (the next week): As always after a good session, I quickly returned to the same MP. Annie, rather than the Mamasan, greeted me at the door this time and led me to a room. (Is a girl at the door a new practice? I probably won’t go back because without the intervener (the Mamasan) I find it difficult to get the provider I want.)
I saw Annie once last fall. She looks great – just as she did then – so I was willing to see if she had improved her technique over the months. She didn’t seem to remember me. Annie has gotten better at the massage, which is now quite good, but she is also a lot less flirty today. The sex was better too, but nothing like what I experienced with Jay.
Joey Grind
02-23-05, 15:47
I was bored the Sunday before last, so I went to Downtown, where i usually go. it was pretty busy, most of the doors shut. mamasan brought in two choices and I passed thinking 2 wasnt enough to pick from lol. wrong choice. went over to sky and no answer! so i went back to the car to regroup and think my next move through. I was contemplating going back to downtown, but didnt want to risk not being let in after wasting their time. I decided to try sky again, and was let in this time. I chose michelle, and couldnt stop thinking of why I left downtown. session was below average, not to mention she asked me for an extra jackson.
I was out on a Saturday night, it was cold, freezing and snowy, been out to Coyote Ugly, got tired of looking at the young girls and decided it was time to actually touch one. About midnight, I went to the AMP next door, literally 30 yards away. I wonder how much business they get from drunk horny guys.
I had been to AMP several times, with service all over the place from good service to leaving in disgust because nothing was happening. Usually, when I go, I see the cute girls then they bring me someone not so cute. But this time it started out different. A cute girl with good sized tits walked up to me in her bikini.
She walked me back to the room, the same room that they always walk me to, no matter how many times I have been there, I still am trying to understand the significance of this. But she instructed me to get dressed, came back a minute later and walked me to the shower room. Ahh, the lovely table shower, one of my favorite AMP services from the east coast. She had me lie down, then she undressed and started to scrub me from head to toe, spending a particularly long time making sure my ass was squeaky. She got my back nice and soapy then she went for a slip and slide using my body as the slide, really cool fun.
She then turned me over and I could actually see her tits, very nice shaped, probably too nice, and with some of the longest thinest nipples I have ever seen, they were over 1/2 inch long, but thinner than a pencil eraser. I went to touch them and the too nice was right, some of the hardest tits I have ever seen. She finished scrubbing me down with a quick suck on the head as a teaser. Then she rinsed me off, then dryed me by hand. Something about that, just makes me feel oh so pampered. And back to the room it was.
She started with the standard massage, but soon she was rubbing my ass and reaching underneath and a minute later, she was kissing..I don't even remember the acronymn, not really my style. But then she turned me over, straddled my chest in reverse and started the old condom in the mouth BJ, very nice, and she moved to push me into DATY, again not my style at an AMP. After a while, she got up and lie on her back, but I said no, you need to ride. So she got up and rode me in all the cowgirl/Asian squat positions. And I played with those hard tities, and while I am always curious about big implants, I just would never really want a woman with them. Finally I was done and I do mean done. She helped me get dressed for the snowy cold and I left.
Clearly one my best AMP experiences and would repeat, I don't know if it was luck, was it coming at midnight instead of mid day, or was it because I showed all the money up front, something I had never done before. I usually give the house fee, then wait for her to make a move before I do anything with money. This time, I just got undressed and lay down $ on the table next to my glasses.
Drove through NY Avenue the other night around 9. Nobody out there, nobody out on W. VA Ave, nothing out on RI Ave. Was about to leave when I saw Tammy hanging out by the phones at the Hess gas station. Hadn't seen a white girl out there in a long time so this was a change. Early 30's, long dirty blonde hair, got a few pounds on her but wasn't what I'd call fat. Definitely a dope fiend though. Greasy hair, track marks. Down here from Atlantic City and staying at the Days Inn with her paranoid boyfriend. She was good enough for a CBJ, but too paranoid and too much of a clock watcher for me to return.
I guess this is as good as it gets as far as white chicks on NY Ave. these days.
It looks like May & Young from Sky are now working @ Mini/1818 New York Ave. I was surprised when I went in and I did not like first girl and the 2nd was May. She remembered me from Sky and we had a great time. She is a good GFE as she likes to kiss and loves to talk. She is older but still decent. Young on the other hand is that, young. I would say middle 20's and has a nice bod.
Good Hunting
Joey G: Thanks for your report on Sky. Nothing worse than poor service and then having them ask for more $. I always tell the mamasan and leave immediately.
Pastor: Great Jai report, read on.
I was in DC on Wednesday afternoon and after work went out with a few guys for a few pops. Starting feeling frisky and headed to Downtown. They must have done something because the stink in the stairwell seems to be gone.
Mamsan lets me in and leads me to a room. Now based on past experience I could have asked for the delightful Candy or the beautiful Sarah. After reading some posts here I thought about asking for Cookie, but something I remember reading made me ask for Jai. I’ve got to admit when I first saw her I was just a little disappointed that I hadn’t asked for one of the others because, while Jai is extremely nice looking, she doesn’t have the face or body to measure up to some of the others. But, the die was cast.
Off to the TS and some friendly chit chat. Thorough cleaning indicated AR was upcoming.
Back in the room she disrobes and delivers a reasonable, but unrushed massage. Indeed a trip to the pacific rim was on the menu and then on the flip she corrals little lax for a nice BBBJ. I reciprocate and then its on with the cover and off to the races. As per the post from the Pastor, Jay is one great f***! She should get an Oscar for acting like she enjoyed, it made my experience so much better.
It must have been the vodka martinis as I decided I needed to come without the raincoat. Jay doesn’t miss a beat, off with the cover and back to a brief BBBJ. She finishes me by hand with baby oil and a little anal stimulation all the while continuing to act like she is really into our sex. I blew a huge load as I couldn’t hold out any longer.
Mouthwash, she insists on dressing me and tieing my shoes and gives me a big wet kiss as she sent me out into the night with a huge shiteating grin. What a woman!!!
Lax
A hastily called RT went off with with great success last night or was it this morning? Either way I pat myself on the back for over coming the greatest hurdles to make it there. I congratulate Lovelos for his aggresive marketing of this meeting, Loopy for playing driver, arranger and provider and Robux for......providing a great sense of humor to deflect our constant harassing of his exploits. RT may be the wrong word for it because the actual table was square and no matter how hard we tried we couldn't get it round. I now know what it's like to see two big bears feed when they are hungry. Though both Lovelos and Robux offered us plenty of food it appeared prudent minds would keep their fingers and all other body parts out their way. We were entertained by the friday night fights during the meal near the door of the fine fine eatery which was followed by a rather quick witted rapper who kept us amazed with his ramble of art. LO what was that I heard? Here comes Loop hitting back twice as hard with his own rap. Our musical monger put this amatuer back on his heels before the manager escorted him out.
After grub we headed out to see the sites. Though this meager band of brothers may have been a site to see we rode in style with Loopy driving his FINE HOOPTY. B'monger beware I think you have competition with this group after seeing everyones rides. Love has a fine ride and Robux..well lets just say he's got a new sponsor and his new Vagisil ride will be ready soon. (see B'more board to understand)
We grabbed our desert from the loop and headed back to the Loop Lair. Robux and I had to make an additional stop or two which didn't end with great results. GENTLEMEN BEWARE !!! There are people out there who are looking to take your freedom from you and loosen your wallet in the process. I spotted several situations that just didn't feel right and in several cases that didn't feel right. BEWARE !!!! Do your homework and be dilligent.
Back to the Loop Lair where by the sounds of it EVERYONE had a GREAT time . Loopy of course gets 1st prize for his catch but the rest didn't do bad for themselves.
Forgive my mispellings and such as I have been up for about 30 hours straight by now. A great time was had by all and I would like to thank my three amigos for the invite.
Joey Grind
02-26-05, 18:26
I went by downtown on Thursday during the snow. Usually this keeps the place empty, and the line up is in full force. Boy did I feel like a jackass when the downstairs door was locked. I tried buzzing in but could only wait but so long with all the 9 to 5ers on their lunch break. I honestly dont think they were even open. anyone know if theyve closed down?
OK, OK I admit it. I’m weak. I tried but I couldn’t stay away. I just had to go back to Downtown and see if Jai was as good as my addled brain remembered.
I have to admit that after I got back there I had second thoughts. When she first walked I had the same reservations as last time. Candy and Sarah are better looking and I thought about the untasted fruit of Cookie. But Jai greeted me as a long lost lover (we’ve been apart for three days). My concerns were heightened when on the way to the TS I detoured to the bathroom and ran into a smoking hot babe coming out. Damn, had I made a mistake repeating with Jai? NO WAY!!!
It was literally a repeat performance. I may… and I repeat may…have told her I loved her. I’m sure at the time I did. Thinking about it now…I still do!
What a wonderful woman!! At the very least I’m in lust.
Lax
Maaan, Motorback, that sucka MC couldn't write rhymes, he's new to this.. that's why he bites rhymes, from Busta Rhymes and Ludacris. WHen I called him out he got restless and nervous, he couldn't even talk.. it looked like someone had to take sucka MC dawg out for a walk!! yeauh...
Even though Motorback arrived only for the second half of the evening, and not much happened before hand anyway (not including LL, the man with a plan), right now I'm too tired to expand much further. But I did want to say that although my dessert, without question (imo), takes 1st prize in the looks department, I think she brings up the rear (no pun intended) in the rest. Good god she has ass for days though. She might have to be a project because we conversed the whole ride back about her slights in service and I think she genuinely listened and seemed to want to improve on it. I have a feeling she's having a hard time keeping her regulars.
To avoid verbal abuse for my lack of willpower, I will follow the 11th Commandment and I Shall Not Name Names.
Cruised the track last night around midnight. As usual, no girls out there at all except for Dianne. You can always count on her to be out there, even if there aren't any other girls. Picked her up for a quick date. She said it's been really dead lately, even on nights like Friday. The only night where there's anything going on is Saturday night and even at that, it's only like 2-3 AM for a brief while. The funny thing is, she said, LE isn't even trippin'.
They definitely weren't out on NY Avenue either. I may as well have gone ho hunting on Wisconsin Avenue. Nothing to be found. Same thing with W.VA ave. Just as I was about to lose hope on the entire SW scene in DC, I saw a pleasant burst of about 4-5 HOT BSW's in the area from the Shell station all the way to South Dakota ave. Picked up Chynna who was from Detroit. Hot, slender BSW with long straight hair and hot pink pants, looking like something out of Destiny's Child. She was a definite repeat. Th