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After going to Ok Spa, I noticed another massage parlor on the same block a few buildings down. I had to go. On the door it said Youngs, but in the paper it said Venus World..........I won't go back there unless I see a really good review of a good provider there.Never been, and not on my agenda either, but this must be the same place that Benchdog447 mentioned in a recent post (see 12/14/2005). Read his review, not sure if your into that kinda action but his technician went well well above and beyond the normal. IMHO that is.
The post was quite unusual, but no one seemed to comment on it. That said, the forum was in the middle of a bit of a flaming match at the time. I'm glad that bullsheat has ended. The "normal" accounts of fiction are much more entertaining.
I know what you mean. In most cases this should but there are always a few that you may want a repeat performance because you can see the potential. Paula was one of those for me. Even though I thought she was hot I wasn't really impressed by her first performance. I still dug her. WHen I wnet back, her repeat was top notch. I have seen her several times since and each time has been better than before with a few different moves added in each time.I thought Paula's first performance was great, so I went back recently and asked for 2 hours with her. It was well worth it. In fact, it was the most amazing AMP experience I've ever had. I imagine it was in part because I was a repeat visitor (and have visited that establishment several times) and in part because I showed my appreciation by wanting to spend 2 hours with her -- and I'd like to think that in part it was because she actually likes me! I certainly let her know how much I liked her. Paula seems to have had her share of great and not-so-great reviews, but my experience tells me that if you go in with the right attitude and let her know how much you're looking forward to your time with her, she'll make it worth your while. Given the current environment, I won't recite any details, but rest assured the session was easily the equal of anything I've read on this board.
In short, there's a lot to be said for repeat visits. I wouldn't bother if I didn't enjoy the first visit, but if you see the potential, it can be well worth coming back for more. I've found that when I find someone I enjoy and have the choice of seeing her again or trying someone new, it's almost always been a mistake to go for the new experience. But to each his own.
Deepcoverman
01-02-06, 01:34
Grapevine says that Olympic re-opens on 1/2/06.
I visited Downtown on Christmas eve and Dec. 30 early in the a.m. and visited with Mink. The first time she said she had been in town only one day and i had the feeling she was saving herself as she said Christmas eve was a very busy day and night. Even though it was early I was at least the 3 visitor for the day and I heard the doorbell several times over the next hour.
We had to wait for the table shower to be available - I think a lady was having a shower. The TS was just OK with minimal contact with the important places. then we returned to the room and I placed my glasses case with a bill exposed on the chair. Mink asked if I wanted everything and I pointed to the bill. She then stripped off her bikini and thong. She told me to lie on my stomach and she did some light caressing. I turned over and she climbed up on the table for more caressing then a CBJ. I told her to turn around and she did so. I caressed her some and tried for DATY but she kept her self too far for my contact. She then moved to cowgirl. I stopped her and got her on the bottom for mish and we finished this way. She just laid there and we both caressed. She then gave me some muscle stimulation. This session was Ok but nothing special.
The next time I returned I was looking for someone else but was set up again with Mink. She immediately recognized me, knew my name and never asked what I wanted. TS was a little more attention this time. We returned to the room and I took off her bikini and thong.
More caressing then CBJ and she was on top so I told her to turn around, which she did but this time she was close enough that i could do lots of finger work - she was dry but allowed me to DATY for a long time. We then got down to business. We had a good session ending with 15 to 20 minutes of kissing and caressing and talking. She said she was from the Seoul area, had spent 5 months in Dallas Texas and said f___ those Texans. She claimed that she was 28.
This second session was more satisfying than the first session.
face 6
body 8 not big boobs but natural
sessions 6 and 8
Let's start posting current reports to this thread.
Lax
The Turkish woman who has owned and run H&H for something like 16 years, likes it to keep a low profile. Guys who make contact discussing services upfront are the type of clients she doesn't want. She may hold your youth against you. I don't go there often, but have since it opened at its original location. PM me as I have an idea as to how you can get your foot in the door.
Just a question, not trying to piss anyone off, but it seems to me that the posts not offering any information, just infighting, get reviewed rather quickly.
I took the time to write a decent first post and it was lost in the miasma (see 12-12-05 at 22:50). Since it appeared 3 days ago I am going to repost it, so hopefully someone will read it.
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Could someone let me know what the deal with H&H is? I live relatively close by. I stopped by once and they wouldn't serve me (even made an appointment), the older russian (maybe) woman actually said to me "there is nothing here for you." As I said, I really look LE (late 20's and military).
Well, happy trails.
Bronze Hornet
01-03-06, 17:49
After a flight from Florida landed me at Reagan National, putting me way too close to DT to not celebrate the first day of 2006 with my asian vice. I had not read Bobby M's post in the 2005 section and met Mink by selection from 2 shown. She met the good "est" criteria between the 2 provided for view of prettiest, "assiest" (nicest ass) , buxomest, poutiest and tallest. She said her name was Mink. She had big brown eyes and jet black hair wearing a very colorful bikini top and matching piece of stretchable fabric around the waist that barely covered her assets. I laid my financial intentions in plain view and she hugged me and said she'd be right back but I did not hear her as I was marveling her nice black trimmed patch peaking from underneath the colorful kabric and masterfully lowering it. She assisted, showed me the goods and then said she needed to go and get prepared. She returned and we were off to the TS. Mink provided intensive attention to sensitive areas with soapy hands during the standard TS. On return to the room I immediately undressed her again. Her breast are naturally large, she complained about being fat because her breast were not enhanced torpedoes, I chuckled like I cared while I was maneuvering her to a position for her to apply her trade. AR was damned good, CBJ exceptional with varying speeds. While performing her CBJ she was grinding her crotch on my knee leaving ample moisture suggesting she enjoys her work. She mounted me into CB and variants thereof finishing me off for #1. We then talked and she lives in Dallas and will return there in about 2 months. Her English is most exceptional compared to normal fare at this establishment. She then asked if I wanted a massage and I asked for a second cup and to hell with the massage as her body was made for sex, She has approximate measurements of 35C-20-24 on a 5' 5" frame and massage just did not come in to my mind so I cannot provide a review for this specific service. However, cup number 2 was extremely invigorating leaving all my muscles relaxed and in need of fluids.
Face - 7.5 (teeth are slightly uneven)
Body - 9
Session – 9
BH (aka Bronzie)
Happy fucking New Year to all you perverts who have to (or should I say, PREFER to) pay for sex. Sure beats "free" sex that you pay dearly for all of your life! ;) Some may remember my resolutions from last year, and know that I fucked them over in short order, so I now resolve not to resolve.
LL is just now recovering from the party BW posted about in the 2005 thread; and OMG what a party it was. It all started when Hondo "lightweight" Lane tells me he is going to DC and will have a room, yadda yadda yadda... I call him to hook up and he is on his way home... WTF? Two pops and you are DONE? Geeze. Oh well, read and weep buddy.
As previously posted LL and BB meet BW at TBWNN and begin the selection process for takeout for the New Years party. India was being the perfect doll baby, and we discussed a June wedding in Vegas. I think well will have to call a Roundtable in Vegas to celebrate the event, which is planned for a nice drive-thru chapel. Since all of the talent that met with our specifications had not yet arrived, we had decided to go bar-hopping to pass the time and possibly locate other talent. India decided LL was not leaving without her, and thus the foreplay in the bar was all that was needed to initiate a private party before the party. Back to the room to get the poison out. OMFG. Sex with this girl just keeps getting better and better. Hell with GFE, this lady is becoming a GF... LL must keep his head together.
When we got back there was a little drama going on with some of the girls and other patrons, and Skittles and Heaven had arrived. Time to vamoose, but nothing ever works as planned... A little more drama, which wasted an hour, but we finally found ourselves at the Whitelair©. We partied with the girls, and started the porn. LL's plan was to bed India once again before a nightcap with Skittles if there was anything left. BB informs me he was thinking the same plan in reverse, since prying India away from LL was a virtual impossibility. hehehe. BW's designs on India are already on record.
There was this business discussion, and Skittles too proved herself to have a business mind, which pissed BB and influenced my later decision to pass on a nightcap with her. India and I discussed nothing of price, and she made more than either of the other girls that evening... Any providers out there reading this? Here is a LoveLOS tip: It is one thing to be wary when on the street, but when you have been with a gentleman several times before, the money up front thing is a pure PUT OFF, don't do it.
While BW did his thing in the bedroom, India and LL were on the couch watching the ole porn tube. We were very ready to go when the private room became free. Ms LoveLOS2B proved once again that it can be better. LL dined on breast of India before little LL was swallowed whole, with instructions to get her wet, manually. Yes ma'm. Some doggie, our favorite; then some cowgirl until she was exhausted. India asked LL to work for a while and we finished in a legs-over-my-head mish. Amazing woman, and again, both of us were satisfied.
A quick shower to get India-sweat off of LL's entire body while BB enjoyed some low-carb Skittles. Time was running out and events began happening quickly; BB and I were about to leave. BW was making his play for a round wiht India. She hesitated and pulled me aside. BW shugged it off and negotiated another round with Heaven. It seems that India was worried that I'd be pissed if she stayed with BW rather than leaving with me. Holy shit, I have never been asked by a SW for permission to see another customer! Damn, what have I done? India LoveLOS, I guess I could get used to that. Anyway, by the time I figured out what the problem was, BW had made his deal with Heaven and so I took India from him. My sincere apologies my comrad, you know it is my heart to share. I will make it up to you when we go to Vegas.
... and for all, some pics of the love of my life:
LoveLOS
... and for all, some pics of the love of my life:
LoveLOS
errrrrrrrrrr
Did it really pass the nut check?
Did it really pass the nut check?Maybe. But I doubt I would... :p
I took the time to write a decent first post and it was lost in the miasma (see 12-12-05 at 22:50). Since it appeared 3 days ago I am going to repost it, so hopefully someone will read it.
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So I guess I will admit to my sins straight off the bat and let everyone know that I have been lurking for quite a while. So to all who have provided me with information about the AMP scene, thank you. Also,please forgive me if I get any abbreviations wrong.
I don't go that often, about once a month, so I'll just give a quick recap of the past 6 months activities.
CPHC - First time I went (about 6 months ago), I was put with a short fat unattractive girl. I look the LE type, so it can be a little difficult at first. She was the gatekeeper of sorts and wouldn't even touch me without quite a bit of talking. She did have strong hands and gave a decent massage, so all was not lost.
Upon advice from the board I made the return trip and asked mama san for "someone nice." She gave me Tina (who is no longer there). Good TS and massage, then went for the CBJ with a little digital enhancement.
Last week I saw Paula and had a great experience. She really took her time and we got along so well I even did a little DATY (which is a no no for me at these establishments). Switched through a few positions and really enjoyed myself (CBJ, Mish, Canine).
Supra - I've been twice, both times good experience but a few months ago. 1st was Jenny, very GFE (even gave me a not so great BBBJ, really GFE) but was a lot of fun. Second time was Lisa, great TS - I even let one off early. She seemed concerned that I wouldn't be getting up again and she wouldn't get properly tipped, but that wasn't an issue. Lousy massage, good CBJ, mish and reverse CG.
Accupressure on Mac - went once, girl really was not very good looking. Got the 1/2 hour with HJ. Probably won't be back.
(LL edited the question about H&H...)Smith,
You are right. That was an excellent first post, keep it up. Most of the time good posts go without comment, just the bad posts raise hackles. They are nontheless, read and appreciated. As far as timing, posts from senior members are posted to the board automatically, while posts from regular members are monitored by a human for spam and forum violations before hitting the board. That takes time and so they are often passed over if they scroll off the page. Kudos to TheRock for catching the unanswered query and responding. Smitty, welcome to the team.
LL
PS - Baltimore Benz , are you out there yet? I have intel my G/F is still in DC, be up there soon.
My first time at this establishment. Greeted by mamasan and shown to a room. Was soon greeted by Suzy (I think.. sounded like Sue-G) and went for the 1/2 hr since time was limited. .5 door fee was tendered and was taken for an excellent TS... plenty of time spent on all the important places, even a slow stroke to near completion. Back to the room and was setup in the massaging chair for a few mins while she went to collect the necessary supplies. She turned it off upon returning and I stood up and we immediately embraced and played alot of touchy - feely with light kissing. She was soon on her knees for the CBJ, then led me to the table where DATY followed. Time was running short, so we soon changed to mish and completed the task.... don't misunderstand, I wasn't rushed at all, even though mamasan called to her from the hall. She returned with warm towels and cleaned me up and even a bit more cuddling and kissing. She helped me on with my clothes and led me to the door, which included more kissing before I left. I was introduced to another provider while in the shower - poked her head in and smiled and said hi - and another girl was in the hall/ at the door during our goodbyes - she smilingly asked if I had a good time. Suzy encouraged me to come for an hour the next time so we "can have more fun, not so rushed". Finally, everything occurred without actually asking for it nor discussing renumeration - not even after the fact. I left the usual donation on the table in the room and she coyingly asked 'this is for me???' I liked the fact that she used my name alot during the session and agreed to 2 pops the next time, too. A very positive experience, even though I said I had never been there before. I will return.
Rocky
Past two weeks I've scoured the area looking to see what the mean streets of dc had to offer up to those of us who like to live dangerously. I am here to offer the following report....NOTHING !!!!! Not a friggin nor biggin has been out while I was searching. They aren't hiding at the Loop Lair so where could they be? Only the warmer weather shall bring em back I fear.
Oh they're out there, brother, believe me. Warm or cold, rain or shine, they're out there. Just ask Big White. :)
Matter of fact, I was driving down K at like 8:15pm the other night and I see a hot chick, spanish maybe, walking down the sidewalk. So I get over into the turning lane at Vermont, pass her, turn right onto 15th and park just around the corner, still unsure whether she's working or not due to the early hour.
Passenger window down halfway, she walks up to it and says hello. She asked to see my dick and I asked if she wanted to get in. She got in. She was sexy; maybe 20-23, silky long natural dark hair, dark tan skin, and what looked to be a decent body, not much of a chest on her though. Her accent was NY with a hint of hispanic.
I drive off, show her my dick, and she asks if have 1 and .3 for the room. I said no, so she quickly asked what I did have. I told her I had a house we could go to. She asked where I lived but basically in the same breath said she didn't go to peoples homes. I said okay and pulled right back over as we came up onto L. As I stopped I told her she was "out early tonight" but she didn't answer, looked confused, and just sort of chuckled it off.
Anyway, like I said, this was literally at 8:15pm; this past Sunday I think. I definitely was not expecting to see someone out at that hour. I continued home.
What have we here, Loopmiester, original inventor of Book-a-Hooker©, is picking one up on the street? AMAZING. Then too, I think the Hispanic thing might just be getting into my hero's blood. :p
Dude, I do have the solution for you. LL and Balto Benz are making a week-long trek to Nogi in a few weeks. A great way to scratch that Hispanic itch that seems to have gotten into you lately... :D
Motor. dude. I know you like to troll down on 10th St, but those guys, uh er, SWs, that walk down that way probably won't come out in the cold for $20, if ya knows what I means? Try TBWNN, it's fucking packed, mostly with girls, but who knows, you might get lucky... BTW-answer your fucking phone sometime...
ROTFLOL
LL
Are you kidding, I've always done the streets. Even when Book-a-Hooker (funny!) was in full effect, and I'd monger mostly from my couch, I'd still go out and hit the ho stroll every now and again. It satisfies my blood thirst.
LL I appreciate the offer but you know how I feel about mongering vacations.
And about the hispanic chick, no, I did not get her number. I wasn't really in monger mode. I was curious, though, if any of the local dawgs, like B Dubya, might know who I'm talking about.
I actually have 2 reports. One was about couple weeks ago, the girl name was gucci, I asked 3 time to make sure. She is very pretty, nice slim body with a b cup. Everything is standard, light dfk, daty, cbj, muti-position, but no ar. I would repeat.
Tonite, still not 100% sure about tbwnn(it was before i got lovelos pm). I went to downtown again. I wanted to ask for a lineup but the mamasan left so quick i didn't have a chance. 10 seconds later walk in this "thing". I swear, she is by far the ugliest thing i saw in downtown. As a matter fact, the ugliest i saw in amp. She is def in her 40's, belly hanging out and an ugly face. Sorry people, i don't want to be mean but.. shit. I asked her if gucci was working and she said she doesn't know and try to collect the house fee. I told her to get the mamasan for me cuz i want to see the line up. She wasn't happy about it but she will have to pay me 10 times the $$$ and 2 bottle of vodka and maybe a gun pointing to my head in order for me to do her. A moment later mamasan came back with 3 girls, all above average, young, pretty, and a nice sexy body. I picked Gina cuz i read a couple good review about her. 24 yrs old, 5"4, slim, nice fake boob, ts was good. Did a good job making sure i was clean, but not up to the cpch standard. Back to the room, she game me like a 2 mins of massage which i didn't even feel and had me turnover. Very playful, light dfk, cbj, didn't go for daty but pretty sure is on the menu, and muti-positions. After cleaning up, alot of light kissing and she sat on top of me and start rubbing little raven with her thong. Asked me if i want a second pop, i said hell yeah but she said 3 jacksons. Didn't have any extra on me so i pass. Overall, pretty good session but i will pick gucci over her.
Thanks to lovelos and loop vet for the info. I will def give it a try next week when i come back from a weekend trip.
Oh they're out there, brother, believe me. Warm or cold, rain or shine, they're out there. Just ask Big White. :)Matter of fact, I just dropped off one of the hardest working women on L street, Special/Legend along with her sometimes running companion, Skittles (different folks, though). I was happy that LV let them leave the LoopLair aka TBWNN North and go out tonight.
In my dream, I went out tonight after the bewitching hour to do a little recon regarding India LoveLOS. She is still in town, and it seems she will be here for a while. However, she now has blonde hair which looks good on her. With the new look, I think she is slowly transitioning for her new job as soccer mom :)
By the way, TBWNN now has a cover charge of $5 Sunday -Thursday if you enter after 11:00pm FYI.
So, after checking out the scene and catching up on the goings on, I was just going to chill. But, Special makes an appearance and sits on my lap. That was enough to convince me to change my mind. While I was finishing my drink, some of the girls start grinding with each other. Soon, the discussion turns to adding another girl to the mix, and I asked Special which girl she liked. She immediately went up to India and asked her to come with us to the WhiteLair, but India wouldn't budge. She's being faithful :) So, despite the recent experience by BB, I gave Skittles the offer.
This is the second time that I have dated both Special and Skittles at the same time, although I have dated them separately at other times. This time, however, there was some good interaction with touching and sucking amongst the girls themselves. This may have been facilitated based on a discussion while we were chilling of each girl's jailhouse experiences, whether they prefer a femme girl or a butch girl, and their stories of girls hooking up in jail. There was great anticipation by me during the discussion as to how things would actually play out. It definitely gets much better as the girls get comfortable with you and one another.
Now, back to the street info, I also found out tonight that some of the loop girls have been working the early morning shift (after 4 am) up on Georgia Ave.
Time for bed.
I second Rocky's review. I saw Soogee (not Suzie, as I was corrected) last night and have to say she provides a really great package. Very friendly, attractive, nicely shaped. I've been with Paula who probably rates higher on the beauty scale, but she stops short of the Soogee experience. Funny thing was, when I called to make appointment, Mamasan pretended not to know anything about Paula, Suzie, Soogee or anyone else. Kept saying "We have all new girls here". Will definitely be back.
I'm just as floored that my little buddy was out trolling on the streets. Not because he was out but that he was driving the LV Vette during the winter. S U P R I S E !!! The fact that he couldn't close the deal and take the chica to the lair REALLY scares the hell out of me. Pussy flies to you like a friggin bee to honey.....No not ho's...bee's to honey...
LoveLimper don't be a hater...It only happened once and you're jealous because she/he sucked better dick then ANY of the women you've been with. And how did I find out about them down by 10th anyhow??? Let me refresh your old country memory...I followed you one night. You thought you had lost me but I saw that 6ft 7 hairy legged, hunched back nomad looking thing getting into that monger mobile of yours....Who do you think tipped off the SPCA that Big Foot had been sited in DC? You don't think they just showed up at that No Tell Motel by themselves do you? Which smelled worse her or that rotted piece of meat they threw in the room to lure him/her out?
Where would we be without our buds?
Now, as a rule, I don't go to AMP's on Friday. In my experience they are always crowded, the service is rushed and the girls are tired from the endles string of clients. This is particularly true of the downtown locations like Happiness, Sun, DT etc. However, a prolonged layoff had left me with dangerously high levels of fluids and a very bad case of Asian Fever. Immediate action was called for ;)
Early afternoon I stopped in to IHC (Mini) and was greeted by the Mamasan. This place has had a remarkably stable crew of Mamasans. This may be due to the fact that they cater mainly to an asian clientel. In any case, I am recognized there as a customer of long standing and usually get pretty good treatment.
I told the Mamasan that last time around I had seen Yumi (OK but not what I was hoping for) and this time I wanted to see a new girl. She ushers in Young. WOW :D Young is 5' 3", 110 lbs, dark brown hair to mid back, 26 YO, great body, lovely face and enhanced 34 C's. I won't go into the gory details but suffice it to say that I am nominating Young for a spot in the DC AMP Girl HOF! Simply first rate!
It's always good to find a new gem. Please treat her right.
Peace and love,
Lax
Christ, you amatuers, there is nothing on 10th. If you're going to bust on each other at least get your geography right. The man-girls are down by 6th.
I could have closed that deal with a little more effort, I'm sure, don't insult me. ;) Hell, I wasn't even sure I had cash or a bank card on me. The pick-up was out of habit. Listen to me sell myself that I could've closed it. I'm losing it. I have no touch anymore. I need a refresher course. Not really.
Called mamason Tina to see if Angel might have returned early from her vacation, prior to the 9th. Wanted to set an appointment. Angel is still away. Momason did not confirm her return. Oh well, that still left one hope, of one other great choice.
Said I would then very much like to schedule Mimi on Saturday. Then the floot fell through. Mimi is away! Mimi told me she was planning a get away, but only after Angel returned.
Now what? These two ladies two have been all I wanted in an AMP. In contrast to the general sales promotion: "Many new Girls," I much prefer being with an established lady, when both of us know whats makes each other very happy. This eliminates cocerns of what will or will not happen, particully with LE activity, and often means more will be performed next time.
Looked through the most recent posts, without reading of any "Must Sees."
Worse, I have a full 5 visit card, so Angel or Mimi would be a freeby, or both for the cost of one!
Digress to report about sitting and watching Nightline. The show is about Laredo, Texas. The plot is about drug traffic. What a change. Nuevo Larado, in the 1960s, was about Boys Town. The going rate was $ 4-7. Drugs: no way. A couple cold beers and hot ladies, was what this town was about, after spending the week learning to fly at Laredo AFB.
Loopy & MB,
You goofballs are toooo fucking nutso. Keeps the board fun. Btw moto - I think I did see you that night. I wouldn't have believed it was was you until you admitted... You were there! In back of the SPCA truck--having a foursome with three bi+ches... That's sick man. Sick. :p
Lax,
Thank you for refocusing me on the delights of the AMP world.
Bo,
Maybe Mimi will switch AMPs again... We can always hope. I too prefer a regular, which reminds me...
Trip report:
Decided to bail on the trek north two nights in a row. I was driving home, exhausted from work. Then the robofucker calls with a scheme that surely alllow my freedom to travel to DC. The man is a genious. even if I can't spel the word personally. The scheme worked and she who must be obeyed packed a change of clothes, a toothbrush, and a couple of red-bulls for the road.
Late night arrival called for the Book-a-Hooker© approach. Text to India got a hit and I was set for the night. Met her @TBWNN and was admitted quietly. BTW - They now have a $10 cover charge on Fri-Sat nights. My only comment is that the bi-polar bartender is getting a bit greedy. grrrrrrrrr. I opted for her hotel. Note--did meet a hot prospect for future diversions. She is a BSW with a fine Japanese moniker---Tomiko. Small tits, nice flat tummy, skinny hips and legs--a build LL has a weakness for...
BigW - Heaven is all about trying to hook up with you. Based on our last conversation, I refused to call you, telling her you were already asleep; but I left it up to you to tell her to piss off.
[RANT MODE]There was one bit of DRAMA, and this one pisses me off. Met Skittles as she was returning from a date. Some low life piece of shit driving a silver/grey Toyota picked her up, paid her, fucked her, and then pulled a gun on her to steal her money! She was pretty shook up. I gave her a ride home, poor kid. [/RANT MODE]
The time spent with my girl was, well, fucking wonderful! Main goal of making her nut again was achieved. We showered together and I went back to the Robotel, which, as usual, recieves a one star LL rating for quality, but 5 stars for convenience.
Will report later if I can drag Robo (kicking and screaming) into any trouble today.
LL
Editors additions: Sun, the address of which is not always reported correctly is 521 G St, is Robie and LLs new favorite AMP. Per Boh's report, I inquired about Mimi, and the mamasan had the fatalistic tone in her voice. Oh well.
LL drew Coco, about 4'11", 26yo, black hair, Csect scar, man-made D tits with nice nips, and a very cute face. Ro drew Shishi, About 5'7", 21yo, Black hair, Natural Cs and the look of a hottie. I won't go into detail, but all the fare both of us recieved; from the table shower to combing my hair and redressing me was the classic AMP service of the old days before popularity turned most into MP factories, cranking out another job in 35 m-40 minutes--DT being the worst offender in that regard.
Hell, we might even lure the Loop there :D
Tenative plans for RT this coming week. Trusted members PM for details.
be safe, keep em wet.
LoveLOS
Had three three things burning a hole in my pocket. No. two was a completed date card, which meant that the next visit was free. No. three was some cash left over from the Christmas gift fund.
Thought it would be good to take one for the team, with the proverbial "Many new pretty girls." Angel and Mimi are MIA. Lord, but I hate that phrase. Called momason and reserved the large room, at the end of the hall, next to the TS. She would pick who I would like best.
Decided to pay the house fee up front, and save the free card for a known Mimi or Angel. In came Sue. She rates a 10 on the scale of 1 to 10 for first impression looks, a knock out. Sue is about 5 ft 3 or 4, and has a set that is at least 34C, that is all hers. They are not enhanced. They look great, and if Sue had the same body proportions, and was 5 ft 7 or 8, would be about 36 D. Very trim body. Black hairs is long enough to cover her 34Cs. Face looks beautiful. Without any documentation, I would say she has some non Asian in her. After leaving, I know she has had some non Asian in her.
The TS was better than average. It was not on the list that will never be forgotten, but special attention was spent where it should be. She is the first lady that did a fine combination washing and back massaging, at the same time. Nice combination.
This lady is very much into safety. This meant that that some services were not permitted. First, she did a very detailed visual walk around visual inpsection. Assures me that she has no medical concerns about herself, and demands the same from her guests. Had the flightcrew at Chalk's Airline done this in the same way, they would have noticed the cracks in the airplane from which a wing broke off causing the loss of 17 folks. Dining at the Y was not permitted. DFK was out of bounds.
In contrast to the few prohibitions, Sue is ready to participate in most any activity that the guest starts. However, she is not one to start any specific activity. Sue responds well to attention, which was demonstrated by at least one bell ring. A beautifill smile changed to expression replicative of agony or extacy.
Sue was content to snuggle, and exchange mutual teasing. Really needed to be guided into other activities. But once we got the ball(s) rolling, a good time was had by all. Services were what is to be expected.
This is only the second day in DC, after graduating from basic indoctrination and qualification in NYC. She expects to be in DC about one month.
Momason, Tina, seemed to be very interested in the level of satisfaction that was achieved, asking about this at departure. Because Angel and Mimi are away for recurrent training, vacation, and because Tina had promised to provide a winner, when Tina says, "Many pretty new girls," she will deliver a winner.
In all this was a better than average experience. Again, the only shorcoming was a lack of taking the initiative, but this is made up by a beautiful young lady that makes it seem like this is her first time in action. Some may find this to be evanmore of a highlight.
Thus, still have a freeby card, a young lady that I would be happy to see again, and some concern that my visits with Angel and Mimi have been matched by yet another provider. After safety was practiced, perhaps more can be expected on the next evaluation.
With these problems, life just gets better.
If seing Sue, please treat her a special, beautifull work of art. If you do not treat her in this manner, you will probably still be well served, but are guilty of BSIAMP, Being Stupid In An AMP.
Derby Dervish
01-08-06, 18:21
An interesting encounter... I was in Connecticut over the holidays and happened to stop in at Fantasy Modeling in Bridgeport, one of my favorite mps when I lived there in another life.
The girl was introduced as Linda by the mamasan. She was about 5'6" or so, light brown medium length hair, enhanced 34 C's and a very nice attitude.
WHen I told her I lived near DC she said she had worked there in two places. "Four floors up!" she said. I said, "Downtown!" She said that was right and that she had also worked at Sun (I haven't been there). I didn't realize that the girls traveled that far. I wonder if there's a connection between Fantasy and Downtown or Sun?
My hope is that one day I might find Coco, who used to work at Kay's in Bridgeport. I used to see her regularly. She was a little older but that didn't make any difference. She was the best in my experience. Does anybody know a Coco who used to work at Kay's in Bridgeport?? I'd LOVE to see her again!
LL for the record those three bitches you speak of all had two legs....Don't judge less you be judged.....They had merely asked me to help lighten up their gene pool. As far as being in the back of the SPCA truck...All I can say is what a cover.....Who'd da thunk to look there?
LV NO DOUBT you could have closed that deal. NO doubt as you are the Grand Monger Master of the streets.....
After reading posts for the past few weeks I decided to try my hand at posting so don't beat me up too bad if I say anything stupid. I visited Sun twice of the past several weeks and saw Angel the first time and Mimi the second. Angel was very pretty and was Ok at what she did but was a bit standoffish, MHO, but the deed was completed and I was out the door in 40 minutes. After reading the glowing reviews of Mimi I called and made an appointment with her for 1:00 one day. When I arrived I was put in a room and had to wait 20 minutes as she was busy. Mimi came in and she was pretty and friendly, off to the TS which was quite good. Back to the room a short massage and into the main event which was again OK. Time was the full hour this time with some cuddling at the end.
Question: I visited Koni at CPHC a few months ago and had a great time she did exactly what I wanted, extended deep AR and oral communications, but alas she is long gone. Does anyone have a recomendation at Sun, only because I have my VIP card, or other fine establishements for this type of service as FS is rarely my peference depending on provider? PM if you like.
Any advice would greatly be appreciated.
Gentlemen:
I called today to try to get an appointment with Karen @ OK Spa, but, alas, she is on vacation.
My love of her larger than normal "lips" has led me to ask you fellas if there is anybody on the AMP scene that can fill my need for large "lips".
PM or post intel please as I am in need of making a deposit at an AMP in the next day or so.
I need some help. I know that I am going to get flamed as a lurker and 1st time poster on the board. But need to reach out anyway. Have visited DC in the recent past and gone to CPCH, had Koni 2 times and Paula once.
Wonderful experiences, same as every other poster. Same services. Same costs.
I would never have known where to go or who to ask for if it wasn't for the free exchange of info on this board. Thanks
Now here is the help that I need - I will be in DC the end of this week and I called to see who was there and found out that Koni won't be back until late January and that Paula was on "vacation" as well. I have all the other reviews and was wondering who has gone recently and who you might recommend for the same level of service. I promise to write up the review ASAP.
Thanks in advance.
GMcSweeney
Renegade99
01-09-06, 21:41
Well, Finally I have something good to add to this forum, Went to this OK Spa, based on all the good reports in this forum. OK Spa is easy to find with great on-street parking. It is located near Good Guys. (Of course, I went to Good Guys to check out the action). Went into the lobby, got buzzed in immediately, went to the 3rd floor. Mamasan greeted me and escorted me to the room. A Korean girl came in named Coffee. She is 22 years old, maybe a C on a rating scale. She was not really hot, just ok. I was about to ask for a different girl, but decided to just go with it. I am very glad that I did not change this girl. Table shower was absolutely great; she scrubbed and washed me and gave special attention to my undercarriage. It was great. We returned to the room, massage was good, but the best part, she gave me a full Asian. Nice! She told me to turn over. She followed with a CBJ and Cowgirl. After about 3-5 mins. of Cowgirl. She proceeded to take off the cover and put my head into her mouth and gently suck me hard. With her right hand/finger, she proceeded to check my temperature and gave me a back-door massage. My head exploded. WOW! A fantastic finish. When we were finished, she kept asking how was her service today? When I tried to tell her, she absolutely did not understand me, her English was not very clear. I give her an A+ for the effort. She said that she was in this country for 7 days. This place was very clean and fancy compared to the other places. They had a sitting room, plenty of rooms and girls too. I will come back here definitely, at least one time.
Before you guys yell at me I did a search on this board and the Yellow Pages...but where is the Sun Spa? Thanks
Carmella is a wife-in-law of Steam-Room Skittles. She’s a 20 year old hood rat hailing out of Bal’more. Typical working outfit consists of tight jeans, exposed thong, and a loose top that never seems to fit her body proportionate, natural breasts. Put her in a North Face jacket on the streets of DC, and she would blend in with the rest of the young, hot talent in town.
Carmella is also relatively new to the game, and is being mentored by Skittles. The last time I dated Skittles, we talked a little about Carmella and what I thought of her. My impression at that time was mixed. I had thought that Carmella had the type of body that I liked, but the gold-teeth bling that she was sporting was a turn-off.
Forward to last night. Doing some reconnaissance, I ran into Carmella, sans bling. Carmella immediately told me that she had a dream about me earlier in the week. I laughed and looked at Skittles and asked whether that was the best training she could do? Come on, that was a line that should have been retired a long time ago.
After a few more cocktails, I decided to invite Carmella over to the Whitelair. She’s a friendly girl, a little nervous, perhaps due to her newness to the game, but with an attitude of wanting to please. The session we had was good. Standard fare of CBJ, CB, and doggie. After the session, Carmella was very anxious to hear what I would tell Skittles about her (whether she was good or not -- I didn’t know I was testing her, or I would have had a bonus question on the exam :), and whether I would date her again. I assured her that I enjoyed the session, and would date her in the future.
Afterwards, about 4 am, I took her to a 24 hour eating establishment near TBWNN North, where it must have been trick, ho and pimp night. I frequently visit this restaurant in the wee hours, but have never seen the atmosphere like that night. I thought I was back at the actual BWNN. When we arrived, the hostess asked if we wanted to sit near the window, and when we looked over, there was a recreation of the VIP room at TBWNN. Too funny. We passed on the window, and took a table far away near the bathroom. Sure enough though, a parade broke-out with all of the pimps and wanna-be pimps passing by to look at her while they hit the head. This is better than reality TV.
Face:7-8
Body: 7-8 34-35 sized natural breasts - and firm, nice ass
Attitude 8 - a little nervous, but she is one that you can train if you get her now.
Mr. Meyers,
Please excuse Lex, but it does not seem that you did much of a search. If you did you would know that Sun Club (not Sun Spa) is also known as First Tanning. Knowing this, you could then use Yahoo to pinpoint it's location.
Come on guys! Use some of that gray matter instead of expecting people to do your thinking for you. If you demonstrate that you can and will exert a bit of effort, people here will be very supportive of your affliction.
LexLuther
Heard from another monger that our beloved Maya has left Honolulu and is working in San Francisco. He also told me that Coco is still operating a shop there. She is getting married to some guy she met in church. The guy has no idea she is a working girl. I wonder what would happen if he finds out. I guess that is a secret she is going to keep for a long time. Talk about telling lies, yet going to church also. Double standards, something these girls know alot about.
Lex,
I am all for trying to eliminate questions that can be easily found, but aren't you going overboard here. I have been to Sun Club many times, and have never known that it was also know as First Tanning. And I don't know how I would have ever known that out either.
Davegdb
Mr. Meyers,
Please excuse Lex, but it does not seem that you did much of a search. If you did you would know that Sun Club (not Sun Spa) is also known as First Tanning. Knowing this, you could then use Yahoo to pinpoint it's location.
Come on guys! Use some of that gray matter instead of expecting people to do your thinking for you. If you demonstrate that you can and will exert a bit of effort, people here will be very supportive of your affliction.
LexLuther
Wild Turkey
01-10-06, 01:54
Is there any particular reason why Georgetown Body Therapy (GBT) is not in favor with you esteemed mongers of the District? I have read TFF and found but one post mentioning their name, and that post was not very informative. I thought that the talent looked good enough to warrant at least a mention. I would appreciate any inputs on this matter. Thanks.
Before you guys yell at me I did a search on this board and the Yellow Pages...but where is the Sun Spa? ThanksOk Mista Mires,
This is NOT a flame. Although it should be, I am just questioning your ability to search effectively, or possibly to read, you decide. Here is why:
There is a whole section on Spas in the DC section:
USASexGuide > States & Cities > Washington DC > General Topics > AMP Indexs has the following post by the esteemed Wayward 1:
This post includes the name(s) and adresse(s) for SUN
To further make your inability to search effectively apparent, please READ five fucking posts back (from your post) -- to my goddamn report of the place that includes an address!!! Sun, the address of which is not always reported correctly is 521 G St If you were asking about a spa that has gotten no attention in the past few weeks, I would understand, but come on dude, there are three posts about this place on this page, including the answer to your question! Then again, I can understand if you don't read LoveLOS. That guy is full of shit--nothing he writes is credible or true. :p
Motormouth,
Also, I wanted you to know that bigfoot was, in fact, a female. The steak was really a low blow. We got into a fight over it and she won. I still have scars and she kept the $5 for the uncompleted BJ. The shit I have to put up with...
Also, my apoligies for mistaking your lady friends for members of the canine species, it is a frequent challenge I have with your taste in dates. So sorry.
I'll see you at Roundtable. This is going to be a good one (aka: Everyone must get laid :D ). My only problem (if you can call this a problem) is that I have three dates for the evening, and I promise to report on this one. Invitations will be sent tomorrow night via PM as soon as I can get a consensus on venue.
Kim, Any possibility that Maya will send wedding invitations to her old friends? ;) I miss her, that opal necklace bouncing up and down on her neck as she is riding little LL is one of those visions forever engraved in my mind.
The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime.
You shuffle in gloom of the sickroom
And talk to yourself as you die.
Life is a short, warm moment
And death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
Eighty years, with luck, or even less.
Be well all,
LoveLOS
Lex,
I am all for trying to eliminate questions that can be easily found, but aren't you going overboard here. I have been to Sun Club many times, and have never known that it was also know as First Tanning. And I don't know how I would have ever known that out either.
Davegdb
You don't know how you "would have ever known that out"? Is that English? In any event, please see LL's reference. There are at least two postings here which would have told you that. You guys have to learn how to use the search tool. Jackson has provided this for a reason.
Lex has a theory. This theory holds that if some of you guys were a little brighter you would get a hell of a lot more enjoyment out of our beloved hobby.
LexLuther
Mighty Spearsman
01-10-06, 10:37
An interesting encounter... I was in Connecticut over the holidays and happened to stop in at Fantasy Modeling in Bridgeport, one of my favorite mps when I lived there in another life.
The girl was introduced as Linda by the mamasan. She was about 5'6" or so, light brown medium length hair, enhanced 34 C's and a very nice attitude.
WHen I told her I lived near DC she said she had worked there in two places. "Four floors up!" she said. I said, "Downtown!" She said that was right and that she had also worked at Sun (I haven't been there). I didn't realize that the girls traveled that far. I wonder if there's a connection between Fantasy and Downtown or Sun?
This is not meant to be a flame, as you would have no reason to know this unless you travel (and visit AMPs) up and down the East Coast a lot, but I'm not surprised at all to read about Linda working in DC for awhile, then moving up to Connecticut. Happens all the time.
There seems to be an informal AMP circuit that the girls travel in, rotating between towns/regions, both on the East Coast and elsewhere in the US. There have been a number of girls who have worked in both DC and somewhere in CT, primarily because two of the biggest concentrations of Korean AMPs on the East Coast are in DC and in Waterbury/Bridgeport. And several of the girls working in Waterbury had previously worked somewhere in California before moving east for a while.
There's also some sort of a crash pad/apartment somewhere in NYC (I think Queens) where many of the Korean girls go for a rest break. I wrote about this on the DC board in late 2004.
I was having a raging case of the yellow fever last week and needed some medicine. Called to see if Koni was back but mama said not until the 23rd (yeah!). I would save a trip there for later and drove further into the city to climb four floors to an AMP I haven't visited since the spring. I was lead back to one of the bigger rooms in the back, and waited for my therapist.
In walks Blue, who is a stunner. 5'5" maybe, 23yr with a smaller enhanced C cup (they fit her body perfectly and looked great in her bikini top), very tight tummy and a good behind. We exchanged pleasantries and she lead me to the TS. I forgot that they have water issues here, as in there is no pressure, at all, and that it gets really hot. Scalding almost. After almost burning my back and leaving a thick layer of soap that took forever to wash off, she blamed it on me being very hirsute; we head back to the room for my muscle treatment.
She gave a decent massage which I cut off because I wanted to get to biznass. I had already laid out the tip, she made sure I wanted everything, then excused herself. Very, very nice soft massage. She rubbed her body all over mine which got me into a frenzy. Her skin was amazing; so soft and smooth and absolutly wonderful to touch. Flips me over, slips the cover on and proceeds with the french lessons. A little toothy for my taste, but nice nonetheless. No DATY or AR, which made me sad. Hops on for CG and seems to grimace in discomfort. Too big maybe? The banana like curve of my fvr stick? Who knows, but it wasn't that great and we switch to mish. I get bored with this and suggest k9. Very enjoyable due to my being able to roam and touch her body and wonderful skin, and some great muscle control on her part. Damn near milked me dry. Fini.
She lays next to me and I continue to caress her skin. So soft, so very soft. Then comes the hot towel treatment and she helps me get dressed. Out the door and the standard DC AMP damage done to the wallet. I left very happy.
fvr
I was looking through the city paper health and wellness:
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/class/health_and_wellness.html
Just wondered if there was any between the lines reading in these posts?
Has anyone ever tried any out, I think they are mostly private women who work out of their house?
Examples:
LOOKING FOR RELAXATION? Experience a pleasant Swedish, deep tissue, acupressure, hot stone, full body massage, body treatments, skin care and more. Located in Silver Spring on Georgia Ave. Call 301/608-2288 for an appointment, walk-ins available. Luba.12/27/2005, 3PM
BEAUTIFUL THERAPY PROVIDES total stress release for busy life. Best massage, acupressure, Swedish and deep tissue. Convenient Chevy Chase location. 7 days/week. 10am-11pm. 301/565-4672. Walk in welcome.1/2, 11AM
Not that DC needs anything more than the AMPs, but it would be nice.
Thanks
Yello:
I may not have been paying attention but I just noticed your Senior status. Richly deserved! Congratulations!
After my first encounter with Young at Mini I just had to go back and see if the experience was as great as I remembered it. It was :D!!! I'm seconding my own nomination for AMP Provider HOF status. Only problem is she leaves for vacation on Thursday :( She says she will be back in a week, but who knows. My advice, get it while you can.
SMWSLT
Lax
This is not meant to be a flame, as you would have no reason to know this unless you travel (and visit AMPs) up and down the East Coast a lot, but I'm not surprised at all to read about Linda working in DC for awhile, then moving up to Connecticut. Happens all the time.
There seems to be an informal AMP circuit that the girls travel in, rotating between towns/regions, both on the East Coast and elsewhere in the US. There have been a number of girls who have worked in both DC and somewhere in CT, primarily because two of the biggest concentrations of Korean AMPs on the East Coast are in DC and in Waterbury/Bridgeport. And several of the girls working in Waterbury had previously worked somewhere in California before moving east for a while.
There's also some sort of a crash pad/apartment somewhere in NYC (I think Queens) where many of the Korean girls go for a rest break. I wrote about this on the DC board in late 2004.
I beleive that the crash pads for the Korean and other immigrant providers is in the Jackson Hieghts/flushing areas. Prices there seem to be a little less than anywhere else.
Or, if you prefer, a square table with an Asian woman washing your privates...but that part is your choice.
Invitations have now been sent for our Friday roundtable. The opening venue is a restraunt/bar in Chinatown, and we'll take it from there.
IF you have an invitation by PM from me PLEASE READ IT before making any plans!!! Trust me on this!
IF you have attended a previous RT and did not recieve an PM, please send me a PM ASAP, 'cause I missed you.
If you have NOT attended a previous RT, did not recieve a PM from me, and would like to attend; don't be real hopeful, but send me a PM and I will consider your request based on your reporting history.
See you Fri
LoveLOS
Toshiosamma
01-11-06, 02:57
I beleive that the crash pad for the Korean and other immigrant providers is in the Jackson Hieghts/flushing areas. Prices there seem to be a little less than anywhere else.Yes, there is a big Korean community in Flushing. My GF lives there when she's not working and a lot of the other girls live there too, including at least two or three of our regulars in the Pittsburgh spas. There are also a lot of Koreans north of Manhattan in the Palisades Park, NJ area, but I don't know if providers congregate there.
Handiman66
01-11-06, 09:30
This path led to RI for a few years up to last year when le decided to crash town big time (Providence mainly). Though I have been south for most of a year, I hear from fellow hobbiests that things have continued the downslide there and even partialy in CT.
Nothing better for them to do.
This is not meant to be a flame, as you would have no reason to know this unless you travel (and visit AMPs) up and down the East Coast a lot, but I'm not surprised at all to read about Linda working in DC for awhile, then moving up to Connecticut. Happens all the time.
There seems to be an informal AMP circuit that the girls travel in, rotating between towns/regions, both on the East Coast and elsewhere in the US. There have been a number of girls who have worked in both DC and somewhere in CT, primarily because two of the biggest concentrations of Korean AMPs on the East Coast are in DC and in Waterbury/Bridgeport. And several of the girls working in Waterbury had previously worked somewhere in California before moving east for a while.
There's also some sort of a crash pad/apartment somewhere in NYC (I think Queens) where many of the Korean girls go for a rest break. I wrote about this on the DC board in late 2004.
Handiman66
01-11-06, 09:43
Touring the streets of balt has been uneventful of late. In DC on business and looked up Mikko (see cl washington). Excellent girl!!! FS with all the trimmings. I skipped daty though offered, I don't do that out there. She was GFE. I may repeat even before I leave DC.
I called Accu-Fitness yesterday around 10:45 to make an appointment with Pepsi...thanks to the feedback I received in regard to large lipped providers.
I arrived at the establishment at 11:59 after a 75 minute drive and mamasan said, "Oh no, I just sent Pepsi in with another client...I forgot about your appointment. I will send you another very nice girl."
It was my fault because typically, when I drive a long distance to an AMP, I call halfway there to remind them of my appointment and my provider.
So, I told her that I had the appointment, not the other client, and to get her out of that room and into mine. She came back in a few minutes only to tell me that she could not get her to switch rooms. I bluffed and told her I would leave, but she said that she couldn't do anything else.
So, I gave in, told her I would meet the other girl and see if I wanted to stay. In walked Hana. About 5' tall, 90-95 lbs, with full B cups (nice eraser-sized nipples) and a pretty face. The naval-ring in her belly really turned me on.
She asked for the fare and I provided 3 jacksons to the house. She asked me to undress and left the room for a moment. I took that time to shed my clothes and place the tip in its spot.
Table shower was soft with VERY little cleaning in the netherregion and bozzack areas. Was this a prelude to what was not going to happen.
Back to the room and the massage began with her walking on my back and using her knees to massage me. Actually, it was pretty nice.
On the flip, she gave a 1 minute CBJ then tried to hop on top. Now, I like a nice long BJ to get me ready, so I asked her to do more. She did... for ONE more minute. Then hopped on top again for CG. Nice, but no cigar.
Then, she said, "you get behind me" for doggie. Oh, sh_t, the stench coming from beneath really disgusted me. I am pretty sure it was not her V, but her A. I really think I should have given HER the table shower. Talk about limp-dick! Imagine screwing in a landfill or a port-o-potty! I had to stop her and FAST!
She said, "Oh, it must be the condom". Nope, it was the smell.
Finished me off with a pretty nice HJ and, like clockwork, within 45 minutes, I was on my way to my car. She said that their standard hourly fare is 4 jacksons, not 3. The 3 only got me 45 minutes.
In retrospect, I should have listened to the big head, went to lunch, and returned @ 1pm for the referred Pepsi.
I definately will not repeat with Hana. What a waste of a perfectly hot Asian girl.
[QUOTE=vandriver]
She said that their standard hourly fare is 4 jacksons, not 3. The 3 only got me 45 minutes.
[QUOTE]
Van's experience can not be allowed to develop into a trend. Standard fee for the hour is 3 jacksons, not 4. Cutting the time to 45 minutes is just another way of trying to raise prices. I urge all who frequent the AMP's to only pay the standard house fee and to complain to the Mamasan if the girl tries to give you the heave ho in something substantially short of the hour.
DT is notorious for short changing the time of the session. That is why I haven't been there in many months. On the other hand, Sun does a nice job of giving you the full time (only exception has been at peak times when they are very busy) and giving you a break on the house fee if you have a full VIP card (like I do now ;) )
Be safe out there and don't allow them to erode the existing pricing structure.
Lax
[QUOTE=vandriver]
She said that their standard hourly fare is 4 jacksons, not 3. The 3 only got me 45 minutes.
[QUOTE]
Van's experience can not be allowed to develop into a trend. Standard fee for the hour is 3 jacksons, not 4. Cutting the time to 45 minutes is just another way of trying to raise prices. I urge all who frequent the AMP's to only pay the standard house fee and to complain to the Mamasan if the girl tries to give you the heave ho in something substantially short of the hour.
DT is notorious for short changing the time of the session. That is why I haven't been there in many months. On the other hand, Sun does a nice job of giving you the full time (only exception has been at peak times when they are very busy) and giving you a break on the house fee if you have a full VIP card (like I do now ;) )
Be safe out there and don't allow them to erode the existing pricing structure.
Lax
Lax, I agree that I really got screwed on the time. But, since I typically go to Happiness or Sun, I was unsure of the rates there. I assumed that the rates were typical.
But, with the entire situation, I was happy to leave. Actually, I really wanted to stick around and get a session with Pepsi, but, at 4 jacks for and hour, did not have the funds.
I'll wait for Mimi to return from vacation and see her again and again at Sun.
Or, hopefully I can return to see Pepsi if I haven't ruined my reputation there by my previous post.
Lest, I have learned from this and will sit on my ass until my entire hour is used!
Yes, there is a big Korean community in Flushing. My GF lives there when she's not working and a lot of the other girls live there too, including at least two or three of our regulars in the Pittsburgh spas. There are also a lot of Koreans north of Manhattan in the Palisades Park, NJ area, but I don't know if providers congregate there.Reference Palisades Park and the area of NJ just west of the GW Bridge, Mimi, (yes THE Mimi of several DC spas) told me that's where she had family and often went when on 'vacation.' Probably stayed with the family, I suppose.
I have been noticing a disturbing trend lately. Twice in the past month and half 2 amp girls have tried doing bbfs with me. These are younger newer girls that I have seen about three times each. I like to think it's because of my dashing good looks and charm but I don't think so. I know working girls in Asia do this to get you more personally attached. Are the girls being less cautious these days?
I had the same experience at Downtown, New World, and CPHC. I'm not what you would call delicate to the eyes, so I am certain it's not because of my looks. A provider at New World and several from Downtown informed me that they often receives gifts from client. These girls are professional lovers and can be convincing at times. Regardless, I opted to restrict my romancing to one hour at a time with these girls.
Where did you experience this treatment? Back in February 05 a provider from downtown gave me her cell phone number but I never called. I forgot the name. I think Sharon or something else, but I'm certain it starts with a S. She was about 5'2, nice body, and a pretty face. Any details about your encounter?
I have been noticing a disturbing trend lately. Twice in the past month and half 2 amp girls have tried doing bbfs with me. These are younger newer girls that I have seen about three times each. I like to think it's because of my dashing good looks and charm but I don't think so. I know working girls in Asia do this to get you more personally attached. Are the girls being less cautious these days?
I can't remember who it was that said Angel would be back when Mimi left (maybe Boh?) but whoever it was they were spot on correct. I phoned ahead to ask if Angel was back and was very pleased to get an affirmative answer, especially since mongering resources were running low. Not to worry at Sun because I had a full VIP card ensuring no house fee.
Made an early afternoon appointment and was not disappointed upon arrival. Angel was there and ready to go. We had a particularly terrific session together :D
You gotta love Sun, got the girl of my choice (and dreams), no house fee, plus a full hour and 10 minutes. What's not to like?
Be safe out there.
Lax
I AM A NEWBIE.
I just wanted to mark the date.
Thanks
Had a great visit today with coco at Sun, complete vintage Coco including water sports which has seemed to all but disappeared. No rush and plenty of pampering.
BTW...as reported(damn, I wanted to be the 1st to report this) Angel is back at Sun; actually I was offered Angel when I walked in at about 1pm(mamasan assumed I was the one that called for the appointment - actually thought about stealing her away from a fellow monger but came to my senses, as I hate when it happens to me, though it was really TOUGH); could that have been you lax2...if so you owe me one!
FYI...Mamasan also told me a couple new girls were in the rotation.
9/10
MnV
Moonie:
Thanks, man for not stealing Angel from me. Like you I would've been royally PO'd if Mamsan had given her away. We had a terrific session. Get her next time!
Lax
Hugh Handsoman
01-12-06, 22:57
01/11/2006
WASHINGTON -- President George W. Bush yesterday signed a bill to combat human trafficking, saying thousands of teenagers and young girls are brought to the United States each year and "forced to submit to unspeakable evil."
The bill renewed the Trafficking Victims Protection Act of 2000, the first comprehensive federal law for prosecution of traffickers. Both bills were authored by Rep. Chris Smith, R-Robbinsville.
The Justice Department reported late last year that it had prosecuted 277 traffickers since 2001 and obtained convictions in every case. An estimated 75 percent of the prosecutions involved sex trafficking. The bill will provide $361 million over the next two years to combat trafficking.
Victims have been found in brothels, bars, sweatshops, clandestine factories, restaurants, massage parlors and even private homes where women and girls are kept in servitude.
"It takes a perverse form of evil to exploit and hurt those vulnerable members of society,’’ Bush said.
Smith said the bill provides law enforcement officials with the necessary tools to "continue the liberation of the unfortunate women and children who are forced into these horrific, abusive conditions.’’
"Make no mistake, this law will protect the women and young girls at home and abroad and is a victory for victims of this abhorrent crime,’’ he said.
Smith worked with Republican Reps. Deborah Pryce of Ohio and James Sensenbrenner of Wisconsin to write an amendment to the bill creating a $25 million grant program for local law enforcement to investigate and prosecute human trafficking.
Smith said human trafficking is not a criminal activity exclusive to foreign countries and said New Jersey has seen its share of such cases.
Oprah Winfrey lobbied Congress to pass the bill and sent a camera crew to film the signing ceremony and to interview Smith, his office said.
Brad Dayspring, spokesman for Congressman Smith, said that Winfrey had previously recorded an episode of her talk show about the issue of human trafficking and talked about what she was trying to do to bring the issue to the world’s attention.
He said she had Winfrey wrote letters to Congress herself asking that legislation be passed and she encouraged her viewers to do so in their home states as well.
Dayspring said today’s filming of the signing and an interview with Smith would be used for a follow-up episode, but said he didn’t know of a definite air date for the new show.
i find mysel a bit down.
Thought I might be the first to report the great news that Angel at Sun, us back after a vacation.
Just spend an evening that was one of my altime best. Angel is that great at looks and making everybody with half a brain, as happy as they have ever been.
She really was on vacation, and reported going home, having a good time, and getting a few naps.
As my favorate professor, Laxman #2, posted below, I did learn and post that Angel would return to facilitate Mimi's departing on vacation.
Called momason, Tina, at Sun yesterday, to hope that Angel would return on the 9th or 10th, as Angel told me last time I saw her. Yes, Angel was in town, so we set up an appointment for Thursday, just ater parking is permitted.
Called at about 4 and before I could complete the question, momason said that Angel was there, and was happy to see me again. Evan though that is too good to be true, it does make an over-the-hill veteran dream about being true if such could be.
As I have posted several times, a bag of hamburgers from Burger King, and a small donation to momason will ensure that momason will tell the attendant to provide good service, if you are seing a new lady. Burgers and a small tip, also help to have a room saved, and your lady not busy with anybody else. Angel and room were ready, me too.
Momason was off to do the hamburgers. Angel was a sight to behold, and cause concerns about the thoughts her outfit caused. She looked hot. Had on a pair of cut short jeans, wth the top button undone and a boob, er tube top. Looked like a HS senior set out to get asked to the prom by the hottest sports hero. That is not what this old man is about. But her smile, looks to be about that age, rather than the real 24 year old. A classical work of art, is appropriate to be viewed by those that know real beauty, at any age.
My pride is only that I work hard at making my quest happy. This worked to perection. Angel's happiness was well demonstrated. Then, oh lord, she said, "Now it is your time."
Angel reads the "USASexGuide." She was well satisied with my post about previous visit(s). She does not want intimate details posted, and I will not. If you read this Angel, trust that our secret will go to the grave, with hope ni soon, with me.
Please treat Angel as a classical work of art, with respect, and appreciation. She will conduct your session, just as a World Famous Symphony Coducter compared to Spike Jones and Ish Cabible. PM for details, if under about 35 and want to learn about Spike Jones. His music, giving it the beneit of the doubt, was ending when Elvis was driving trucks.
To those members I missed his evening, I hope your night was a fine as mine.
Me safe, Bo
I have been away fro DC for a year and half, and all the good spots: R.I. Ave ,NY Ave including L, K around 14th to 16th streets have all dried up. What in the shit happen.
I am pissed.
Had the chance to stop by over the weekend the place was dead. I was shown to the room the in comes Hanna a 25 year old 5'4 105lb, curly hair, natural b cups and was pleasantly surprised because she did look good. She made me feel like long lost friends. Anyhow off to the table shower were all areas were covered and I would say better than average. Then to the room the massage was about 10 minutes then she got down to bussiness. Very enthusatic and great finish . left the standard fare .I would return Looks 8.5 service 8.5 Got one more to write later about Lisa @NWS she's not cookie for sure But...
G Travels
I have been noticing a disturbing trend lately. Twice in the past month and half 2 amp girls have tried doing bbfs with me. These are younger newer girls that I have seen about three times each. I like to think it's because of my dashing good looks and charm but I don't think so. I know working girls in Asia do this to get you more personally attached. Are the girls being less cautious these days?
Not a good thing to happen. Have we not learned tht this is a way to get dead. Mamy years, and a hoorible outcome that can be prevented. You did not, and it MIGHT be safer for all, if you do not report where this happens. A diferent analysis does follow.
Sir,
Thank you for your post. It brings up thoughts and questions that involve saety and the well being of those who read, post, and maybe learn from this site.
The Government speaking through agencies such as the NIH reports that AIDS can not be transered through a BBBJ unless there are open cuts, such after a dental procedure. These experts do however, in contrast, warn that BBFS can make you DEAD.
Just where is the line drawn, AMPs, until your post, have not been known to provide BBFS, nor BBCIM. However use of the tounge from the tummy to hear the head of the stick, can be found very otfen. However taking the whole appendage into the mouth is a diferent option. My research indicates that this whole input usualy stops prior to protection being used. Licking up the side, thus is practised with assumed safety.
What do the members think about this. Not asking if there is more or less fun, but is total BBBJ a risk not to be included in side of the shaft action. My suspision is that it involves no more risk to BBBJ of the entire stick.
But for everybodies well being should we not be smart enoigh to avoid BBFS. If there is merit to avoid BBFS, then it might be better to report these AMPs so that some smuck is not getting the much practised Magic Trick of putting on the protection during the BJ, but is getting set to loose a few years that might otherwise still be there.
Are you guys sure the KMP girls were not just extending foreplay through Sumata. Sumata, a kind of dry humping, is a common practice in P2P establishments in Asia.
I have not known any AMP/KMPs in the US to offer BBFS.
DrummerBoy
01-13-06, 13:06
Tried a second session with Coco only because of all the rave reviews from other Mongers. My first session was a dud a few months ago and I ususally don't return after an experience like that. well my card was full and Mimi wasn't there so..I thought I'd give COCO a try again.
This time was much better. Coco gave me her trademark B2B shower which just about got me off and left me of thoughts of more good times after TS. I can see what you guys mean about the TS experience!
She treated me a lot better this time, good massage, MPS with a happy ending. She has an unusual method with CG where she similates FS but really is a grand HJ (with a Buttjob) which was very nice. The u#1 thing she says is kind of a turn off because she over uses it.
All in all a good time. Angel seems to be the hottie now, so I may have to pry her away from you guys when I get a chance!
Drummer
I checked in at Sun, newbie, got Soapy, discussed etc. Checked place out, tipped 1 jack, told her gimme a little tease.
Thats about all I got.
Nice place, nice girl, nice momma
I got the run down on it, all as I was told here. Checks out OK
I purposely did not bring anything$ extra, I just wanted to check it out.
I checked in at Sun, newbie, got Soapy, discussed etc. Checked place out, tipped 1 jack, told her gimme a little tease.
Thats about all I got.
Nice place, nice girl, nice momma
I got the run down on it, all as I was told here. Checks out OK
I purposely did not bring anything$ extra, I just wanted to check it out.
Sorry about the brevity, but I don't have the time right now to write a long drawn out report.
Stopped by a "Spa" for a late lunch yesterday afternoon and saw Paula. I actually wanted to try someone new, but she recognized me and seemed very happy to see me (so who am I to disagree?).
A little introductory fondling was found prior to the TS. TS was a little business like but she still hit all the important places. Once we got going after the massage and flip things got better, not a great massage but paula is nothing if not always fun when taken from behind. Usual house fee, usual tip. Went home happy.
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I saw an ad for BCB in the post sports section advertising american and international staff. I gave them a call and it is a 90 for 1/2 hour and 150 for the full hour, no tipping. TS included.
They are at 5115 Georgia Ave Nw Washington, 202-373-9694
I'm heading out of town this week but will probably try them in the near future. Anyone else gone by?
Handiman66
01-13-06, 17:07
My lasy day in DC for this trip and was planning a retunr to Mikko. She was unavailable, so I started making the calls to AMPs.
Paula ta CPHC-not in
Happyat Hapines-not in
Coco at sun.............bingo
My first visit to Sun (and any DC AMP for that matter).
Mamasan brings me all the way upstairs to the vip room. OK, nice start.
In walks Coco. ok face, beautiful brests.
TS with b2b, Oh my god !! Never in CT or RI. This was fantastic
Upstairs a nice hard backrub follwed by the flip. Staterd with BBBJ, then to 69 follwed my mish to completion. She the proceeds to trim my mustache.....finaly a nice front rub, hot towel for the face, and we are done. 1.25 hours for a first time, and the VIP room !! Got my vip card, plan to fill it with Coco.
Thanks to all for the advise. This forum sent me in the right direction. I promise to try to do the same when I can.
El Matematico
01-13-06, 18:20
Is Angel from Sun better looking than Coco? Coco in my book is a 5 at best.
Trick Williams
01-13-06, 22:21
I have been away fro DC for a year and half, and all the good spots: R.I. Ave ,NY Ave including L, K around 14th to 16th streets have all dried up. What in the shit happen.
I am pissed.
I know how you feel... Its hit or miss nowadays... LE has cracked down real hard in those areas... It also doesnt help that they opened a new night club on 14th... Most of the chics I use to see downtown are now posting on CL... Maybe it will get better once it warms up but I doubt it.
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I was scanning CL and saw that OK had an ad up again. I had thought about going there before but heard through the board that there was trouble there recently. Seeing the ad I said, screw it, I'll zip on down there since the pics in the ad were pretty hot and the intelligence from the board says that they are accurate.
The rooms are small but it is a very clean place. Very secure. It is one floor above an immigration lawyer. I found that kind of funny.
The mamasan Chong is very nice. She had just finished serving up some sushi for the girls to eat.
My attendant was Su. 5'6" and very cute. Nothing spectacular about the TS but she is a friendly gal. She gives a hard but good massage. Her fingernails tickle at the end which I did not like. She also did not do any butthole play with me while is fine since I don't like that anyway.
Her tongue and lips are very talented. No DFK or DATY allowed but not really missed either. MISH/CG/RCG/DS all covered.
No rush. Not the best but certainly a worthy performance.
3 Andys and a Benjamin.
Will repeat the joint with another to get more flavor in the mix.
I know how you feel... Its hit or miss nowadays... LE has cracked down real hard in those areas... It also doesnt help that they opened a new night club on 14th... Most of the chics I use to see downtown are now posting on CL... Maybe it will get better once it warms up but I doubt it.I have hit up CL on a few ocassion, but from the reviews I have seen, a lot of bait and switch is going on. If youre going to go that route, you will have to do alot of research. Web sites and reviews on TER.
DrummerBoy
01-13-06, 23:37
checking in makes them nervous. To really find out, you gotta play the game. RTFF for all you need to know.
I checked in at Sun, newbie, got Soapy, discussed etc. Checked place out, tipped 1 jack, told her gimme a little tease.
Thats about all I got.
Nice place, nice girl, nice momma
I got the run down on it, all as I was told here. Checks out OK
I purposely did not bring anything$ extra, I just wanted to check it out.
Lex has to agree. To "check in" at a spa or to drop by to "check it out" is really dumb. You are either there to do business or you are not. Someone who does this could be LE or some nut or who knows what. If you are going to go to a spa and want to find out what gives, you go for the treatment. It's like calling up on the phone and trying to find out what kind of services are on offer.
"Checking in" sounds like something some stupid kid would come up with. This is why Lex is against young guys (under 21) getting involved in this hobby. We should discourage their presence on this board as well.
Just Lex's opinion.
Lex
This is why Lex is against young guys (under 21) getting involved in this hobby. We should discourage their presence on this board as well.
Just Lex's opinion.
LexEH, I AM LATE 40'S, OVER EDUCATED, lots of degrees, certificates, profession licenses, ex intelligence community.
This reminds me of the old saying about pornography "I can't define it, but I know it when I see it". The same holds true for recognizing uncivil behavior: "General Politeness" just means referring to other Members with a minimal level of civility.
No Flaming: Please do not post any messages that harrass, insult, belittle, threaten or flame another member.
To "check in" at a spa or to drop by to "check it out" is really dumb. You are either there to do business or you are not.
I agree with me colleagues here. Three words come to mind:
"then why bother..."
Eh, when you get to be my age, you might appreciate a good back massage, and TS.
I did... ;)
Since I was a newby, I figured, go slow, take it easy, leave your wallet behind,
I speak enough Korean to chat.
Everthing was fine.
Harley Dude 29
01-14-06, 17:02
I had understood that Olympic was closed and might not open back up. Not sure of the closing status, but was downtown for the bike show and made a quick trip up to check out Olympic. On the door, it says Rio, but the wonderful lady was unable to understand enough of the language to answer if they changed their name.
The place was dead and Cyndi was my lucky chosen one. Cindy is a very nice lady, but speaks little english. TS was ok, but no attention to any one area, nor was there inattention to any area. She has a thing for your feet though, and will make sure they are as clean as they probably ever will be. Pretty nice massage, with some good muscle attention on the legs. She did jump right to BBBJ, which I thought she had slide on the cover without me knowing, but as we got ready for full engagement, it was still bare, and she put on the cover then. She is very good at BJ and it wouldn't take long with her abilities.
Overall, a good investment. I did wonder if the well reviewed Sandy was still there. During my session, I heard another lady that seemed very animated and really into her TS, so maybe she is still there.
Sporting and entertainment events include many popular catch phrases entrenched in the national psyche. From the classic “Gentlemen, start your engines“ to more recent phrases such as “Leeeetttttsssss get ready to Rummmmble.” At a recent round table after-party, a new catch phrase was coined by the model-esque Lique when she observed “Baby, you’ve never taken your clothes off so fast in your life!”
I had good reason to act in such an expedient manner. Just a moment prior, LL and I had struck a deal with three hot, very relaxed, and primed-to-get-fucked ebony princesses, and a Latin princess for a 4 girl on 2 guy orgy. No doubt this success will propel me to be selected as the next Apprentice. The Art of the Deal.
Earlier in the evening, I did have some hesitation when I realized that LL had invited four girls over to the Whitelair for an after-party. When I found out that KJ was also going to be joining us, however, I knew the monger-three would be up to the task - literally.
The after-party started in the traditional manner. Lots of caressing, flirting, hanging out, drinking, smoking, and just a fun, relaxed atmosphere. In other words, the normal evening of debauchery that happens when LL hits the town. We started to pair off, with LL taking the first round with the petite, raspy-voiced India. Round two found KJ finally deciding on having some chocolate Skittles after he had been sandwiched between the flirting Skittles and Lique on the sofa, and in close proximity to the shy, but innocently seductive Fancy while LL was busy creating the Taj Mahal 2 for his princess. Quite frankly, I can’t recall what I was doing at the time since earlier in evening, I had been heavily partying during LL’s two hour session with Lique before we even got to TBWNN. I mean, LL’s a sexy guy, but being in the same room with him while he was sitting naked on my sofa and receiving a 45 minute BJ from Lique can lead a man to drink - lots! :)
After KJ satisfied his sweet tooth, I took India into the bedroom to introduce her to lil’ White. Finally, after a few weeks of missed opportunities to date India, my patience paid off - in a big way! She is simply a professional at sex, and aims to please.
After the first rounds, I escorted India from the bedroom where I discovered that KJ had left. The smiling LL was sitting there by himself with three women! After some consultation, we knew that one of us would have to charm the until then dateless Fancy, while the other would choose for round two with one or two of the remaining three. Since we couldn’t decide - a result of just too many choices, the idea crossed our minds of just dating all of them at the same time. Hell, LL proved that he was not shy about having sex in front of other people earlier in the evening in his session with Lique, and I was just visualizing having the girls rotate around the room to serve their men. LL and I are no strangers to buffets :)
The deal was done and the clothes came off - quickly. Actually, the deal was relatively easy, and the atmosphere charged since Lique, India, and Skittles had been to the Whitelair on other occasions for parties or individually, so a level of comfort was already present. All that I can remember in my sensory overloaded state was that the action centered around Lique and India going back and forth with me, while LL entertained Fancy and Skittles. Talk about tag-team sex! India starts a BJ with me only to tag Lique about five minutes later. Then India hops on for a ride followed by Lique. In one encounter, I was sitting on one of my, previously thought to be, hardwood dining chairs. Lique turns so that she can mount me and begin to ride up and down on lil‘ White. She was going so hard and intense that she was seemingly possessed with my cock. That’s when I began to hear the cracking sounds of my chair. This girl likes to ride - and hard. Meanwhile, while one girl was working on lil’ White, the other was placing a tit or pussy in my face or sucking on my nipples, etc.
At some point in time, I had glanced over to LL on the sofa and he had Fancy riding him while he was sucking on her tits. Skittles was alternately rubbing Fancy and LL creating even a more erotic scene. Alas, I only got to Lique and India while LL got to Fancy and Skittles. I had no ambition to even try to attempt something with the other girls after Lique and India had finished with me.
A wild evening to say the least. Each of these outings has gotten progressively more intense so there is some uncertainty on what to expect next. All I know is that the next day I will have a permanent smile etched on my face coupled with lack of sleep. Work hard, play hard boys.
Baltimonger
01-15-06, 00:23
“Gentlemen, start your engines“ to more recent phrases such as “Leeeetttttsssss get ready to Rummmmble.”
Michael Buffer would be so proud, us redneck NASCAR fans would be too!
For the record: Too much drink and smoke make little Baltimonger hang his head down low:( The most ass ramming I was proud of, was what I did to LoveLOS's car.:D
But seriously, Loop Vet turned me on to Big White's skillz as a truplaya. I have no doubts anymore. We need to find a new meeting place though. Some place that is mostly empty and quiet; such as the MCI Center during a Cap's game.
For the record: I wanted Fancy. Skittles wanted me to taste the rainbow, and I cannot deny my sweet tooth.
As far as Fancy is concerned: I have never fallen in love with a nose before, but she has the sexiest schnoz I've ever seen.
Oh yeah Loopy just to show I've got skillz as a rapper, here's some lyricks I wrote:
I like bread and butter
I like toast & jam
that's all I got thus far. I'm working on it!!!
K.J. Baltimonger
This month, roundtable was designed, planned and executed with one burning overall purpose in mind - getting everyone laid. If you let LL, Mr white, and the LVet plan the thing--that is what you get. We did not account for once-respectable senior USG members who willfully chose not partake in buffet we assembled. However; since the buffet was on the table, and those who fasted did admit the fare was more than acceptable, it is my conclusion that RT was an unqualified success. Now, if anybody wants to put together something where a bunch of guys sit around, eat, drink, and talk about girls, sex and the like, that is great! Please invite BW, LV & LL too, we can always get into trouble later!!
In attendance, In order of appearance - I think. Wiseone, KJ, Robosomething, Loopmiester, LoveLOS and Large White. The first four were basically on time, and LL takes full responsibility for BW being fashionably late. Bronzie was absent because he THOUGHT he had a better deal. I haven't heard his report, but I will attempt to make him regret his decision in this tome. Mr Jon doesn't check his PMs daily. Motormouth was just plain AWOL--probably got locked in the pound while dating his girls in the back of the SPCA truck again... Mr BOW was AWOL, but at least he found Angel was back in town. Hondo and Balto Benz gave us semi-plausible excuses, but I made sure Lique will punish them severely for being bad and missing RT! Hehehe :D
The non-time-challenged members apprently convened at the appointed place and time in Chinatown, and at some point moved the party to TBWNN. Reports are that Loopy apparently made a grand entrance with a beautiful woman on each arm. How cool is that? Very cool. I look forward to his version of this tale.
Apparently word had spread among the ladies that the boyz were in town and the party was going to be hot. He and Robie spent about an hour getting hit up for the chance to party with the RT guys. If more RT guys would have been there, there certainly were more dishes for the buffet table. Too funny.
LL's RT experience began days in advance. Ironing out venue, time and female invitees. In that process, BW pimps his girl Lique to LL--and LL is smitten. Here is BW's report on her. Here is her Eros Ad (http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-lique1.htm) And here is what her Website says:Congratulations gentlemen! You have discovered an alluring Jamaican American Daddy's Girl. I am 6 foot, 135 lb. I have big brown eyes and full luscious lips, high cheek bones and extremely long legs. I am into role-play and fantasy fulfillment. My measurements are 34B-24-36 and I love to be nasty! I'm a BAD little girl and might deserve to be spanked, have you been BAD too? As LL is quietly contemplating what this Lique girl will be like, LL gets a call from her on her pimp's phone... We hit it off on the phone, but this is two fucking days before RT and LL cannot function at work. Given that India LoveLOS would possibly become possesive upon my arrival to TBWNN, we felt the PRE-Party was required for LL to meet Lique. The day before RT, India sends multiple text messages... And again LL is nonfunctional thinking about this RT...
RT day: LL arrived at the Whitelair© at about 10:15, not bad, plenty of time to meet & bed Ms White 2B and still make RT by 11:15 (that made sense at the time). Lique is a regular little happy homemaker type - NOT. Lique correctly described herself. She is an exotic beauty who who has many specialties. Thankfully, Mr white's pimpin services mentioned her OTHER specialities that were more interesting to LoveLOS, so the whips, chains, leather, strap-ons, and handcuffs were left in a box with Hondo's name on it... Only one anacronym can come close to summarizing our meeting--OMFG! :eek:
10:30, OMFG, you are as beutiful, as your pics promise. Wanting to have sex with this woman is as natural as a woody. As indicated in BW's post, LL was exceptionally preoccupied with the woman in hand that we never got around to leaving the couch. He did offer to change the channel to porn, but that would have been sooooo anticlimactic to what little LL was experiencing that National Geographic Severe Natural Disasters was an almost perfect counterpoint. 11:15, OMFG, PLEASE let me cum! Yes, you are the best HEAD MISTRESS that has ever tutored Little LL. Thankfully, she becomes submissive if you spank her hard, and finally obeyed this simple request. This woman redefines the BBBJ, despite what the former president has decreed, that was sex, fucking amazing sex. 11:30 LL must fuck this goddess... We finally took BW's advice and retired to the bedroom for round two - much to BW's relief, methinks. 12:00 OMFG! that too was amazing. BW - can you PLEASE answer my damned cell phone, the guys at RT keep calling and texting? 12:10 OMFG Lique, I would love to go again, but my dick hurts and the party is waiting... Let me rest mistress, please... BW has been the perfect host and wife-swapping is our new favorite pasttime. It is agreed and we go. 12:30 LL makes his entrance into TBWNN with Lique on his arm. How cool is that? Very cool. LL was immediately greeted by Mocha, and then India. OMFG, what a greeting! Drinks are flowing and LL is in pimp mode since his compadres have been chilling for a bit waiting on his lucky ass. Time to be sure these guys get laid by the lady of their choice. Wiseborn is in deep conversation with Lique, KJ is trying to decide between two or three. My question is WHY CHOOSE? They're small, take them all!
Robo is suffering from delusions of self-loathing, (my guess it was for his decision to rejoin our ranks) and determines not to partake. Ro, my prescription is seek you punishment from a suitable pain-giver (see link, above) so you can forgive yourself and move on. :p
The atmosphere was wild. Girls trying to get your attention...looking into those beautiful baby-browns of Mocha and thinking there is no fucking way I can handle you too, and your sister, shit she's hot. Help me Loopy...
Loopy decides that two lairs are required for the RT post-party. Mocha arrived with my hero LV, and they are going back to his lair. Mocha's sister (sorry name witheld, she is not working much) is there too. LL cannot date the Latte twins, this night. SMWSLT... Lique and India are heading for the Whitelair©, Skittles is damn near an automatic takeout to that Lair also. KJ indicates a fascination with Fancy, who rooms with India, so she is drafted for the Whitelair© also. 2 women & three guys to the Looplair©; 4 women & three guys to the Whitelair©. were BW and LL greedy, or lucky... Time will tell...
Wiseborn opts for the Looplair©. Robux decides India and Lique would crumble his resolve, and opts for the Looplair© also. KJ is with BW & LL. How many
women had Loopy promised we would party with them? The disappointed looks on so many faces when six guys vacate TBWNN with the six hottest ladies in the house. We misplaced KJ and so LL had to go back into the bar, they should have closed, it was dead. We finally located the mildly innebriated KJ, BW is off with four beauties in his car and LL is with KJ to direct him to the Whitelair©. After parking his car against my car at about 5 mph, did I mention slightly inebriated, we went up and found BW had managed to contain himself and had delivered the ladies to the lair - a man of steel with so much Kryptonite in the car.
Fancy was a bit out of her element, apparently she is a bit more shy and reserved. Lique and Skittles, Whitelair© regulars, are not. Skittles was also looking exceptionally hot on this outing. That is the only explanation I have for how KJ managed to find himself with a sweet tooth for Skittles after falling like a stone for Fancy's nose.
You may be bored hearing me talk about India in the past few weeks, if so, fuck off. Fortunately, my girl and Lique hit it off well, but the word had obviously come back to her I was smitten. India was a motivated young lady to reclaim lost ground. I loved the more natural looking black hair and she tells me she wore white for me... main thing is she got out of the white for me. Guys, we have not discussed money since our first date. Yes, I tip her well, and we have developed that trust. We talk about having good sex. My expectation was that it would be good, since she was pop three for the night, but I figured I had just recieved a new reality from Lique. India kicked it up a notch. While absolutely not on the menu for most, we mutually enjoyed some serious DATY followed by a 69-a-thon. She is sweet, clean and orgasmic. I will leave some gorey details out at this point, but I will post that was a top-five-in-my-life fuck, Pro or amature, paid or free, possibly the best. This girl deserves the last name LoveLOS.
Since wife-swapping was in order, I sent my beloved off to bestow my thanks to our host. I had to recover, and the couch, surfing craigslist with three beautiful women was a great reprieve. My hands enjoyed themselves. KJ had a shit eating grin but still decided to vamoose. BW emerged from his conquest of India with a look that I knew I shared. Pure bliss. Still, KJ had abandoned us, and the ladies were still hot to trot. Fancy and Lique had not been serviced in the post party. My hero and I determined we would sacrafice our bodies to that end. Somewhere in the discussion that genius said "Why choose?" I nodded agreement and he began to broker the deal... I just muttered into his ear that "our trip report is gonna be better than their trip report." :cool:
I had been fondling Fancy for about half an hour, so when the deal was agreed by all, the clothes, for the third or fourth time that evening, again hit the floor moments before I hit the couch. As if by magic Skittles, with whom I have partied often, but never dated due to India's hold on my feeble mind, was half-naked beside me. Fancy was between my legs ministering healing balm to my battered little partner with her tounge. I came up for a breath of air, and noted BW, eyes rolled back, India's ass in his right hand, and Lique's hair in his left hand, recieving one of Lique's now famous BBBJs. I went back to snacking on Skittles. When the changeover came from the oral minstrations to the Fancy cowgirl ride, I did take a peek across the room to see what all the noise was about. India was bent over doggie style, pounding BW, who was probably unable to move himself since Lique had mounted his chair and was orally assulting his right nipple. I Know that baby is probably still sore... When my fourth load was placed appropriatly into Fancy's gyrating pussy, I too lost any further ambition for conquest.
I keep wondering how India can keep notching it up and it keeps getting better. The same goes for our after-RT and informal get-togethers. They just keep spinning further into debauchery and intensity. All I can babble, somewhat incoherently is OMFG. If you missed it, you fucked up, unless of course, fucking and sucking four beautiful women for six hours and having a shit eating grin on your face all weekend isn't your idea of a good time...
See the merely hard core at next RT. See you total freeks in a week or two.
LoveLOS
Disclaimer: LoveLOS's stories are for entertaiment only. Isn't it patently obvious that the above is a work of total fiction. NOBODY in their right mind would believe, yet alone do, the shit described above. Any similarity to actual events or persons described above is purely coincidental. No animals were harmed in the making of this work, and the real names of parties were unkwon in the first place, so who the fuck cares if I changed them or not? ©2006 all rights reserved. Looplair ©2004 by Loop Vet. Whitelair ©2005 by LoveLOS. SMWSLT ©2005 by LoveLOS.
Muff Scout
01-15-06, 06:22
El Matematico,
Your first post was on the Oakland board.
Your second post dissed both me and Baltimonger.
Your third post dissed me.
Your fourth post dissed me.
Your fifth post was nonsensical.
And now, you pretend to be one of us?
Sorry, but you will learn it doesn't work that way.
Muff Scout
Seva Lurker
01-15-06, 09:20
LL are you planning to become a professional writer? :D Excellant work of fiction iIMHO, well done. Now the next time you guys plan a roundtable, make it a night where I can attend without having to make the traffic on I95 look slow adn attract the attention of those grand and glorious gentlepeople (sic) of the Virginia COMMONWEALTH Police (how can Virginia, which says it is NOT a state have a STATE police??).
I would definately have ENJOYED the RT and I do appreciate the invite.
El Matematico
01-15-06, 12:52
El Matematico,
Your first post was on the Oakland board.
Your second post dissed both me and Baltimonger.
Your third post dissed me.
Your fourth post dissed me.
Your fifth post was nonsensical.
And now, you pretend to be one of us?
Sorry, but you will learn it doesn't work that way.
Muff ScoutFool. Don't be trying to project any of your thoughts or emotions on me. I am not trying to belike you or your clan. I am who I am and no one else, jack.
So what if I posted in Oakland? I've been there many times. In fact, my ex-wife still works there for Oakland 5-0.
I don't remember if I made fun of you or not but the idea of you tracking my posts is pretty jackassinine. So, if you got some disrespect from me it is probably because you said something stupid like your last post.
Close up of Loop Vet, half drunk, talking into Robux's ear at the Looplair - 2am:
"Ya see, man ain't like a dog. And when I say "man", I'm talking bout "man" as in "mankind", not "man" as in "men". Cause men, well we a lot like a dog. You know, we like to piss on things; sniff a b!tch when we can; huh, even get a little pink hard-on or what they do. We territorial as shit, you know, we protect our own. But "man", he know about death. Got himself a sense of history, got religion. You see a dog, man, a dog don't know shit about no birthdays, or Christmas, or the goddamn Easter Bunny, or none of that shit. One day God gonna come calling so, you know, they're going through life care-free. But people like you and me, man, we always going through life guessin, wonderin, what if, you know what I mean..." Fade-out.
Fade-in to the Looplair earlier in the evening - 8pm. Mocha and Renee arrive with pizza and a change of clothes. Loop Vet fixes cocktails for the girls. The three chill, eat & drink, Mocha practices dancing like Beyonce as she watches her new video, then all get gussied up for the evening. Renee coordinates Loop's outfit and makes him look like a white John Legend.
Cut to the meetingplace - 10:45pm. Loop arrives with Mocha and Renee. Mocha's exposed mid-riff turns heads. 5 or 6 other hotties at the bar, all seemingly aware after hour festivities are on the agenda. Baltimonger spots Loop. They chill. The boys fraternize amongst the young hotties. Wiseborn arrives. Robux arrives. So do more girls.
Cut to the bar. Loop's bs'ing with Mocha and Renee but turns his head as a thick white hottie brushes past:
"Damn Angel, that added weight looks good on you."
"Yeah? You like my new titties?" as she invites Loop for a feel over her tank. Loop obliges.
"so, you gonna take me back to your party tonight?" asks Angel.
"I just might, baby, I just might..." (still squeezing and staring at her boobs)
Cut to Wiseborn. He's getting a lap dance from India in the corner as Kanye West's "Gold Digger" cranks out the speakers.
Cut to Baltimonger. He's chatting with Robux and two chocolate party girls. Robo insists he isn't dating.
Cut back to Wiseborn. Now Skittles is sitting on his lap and Loop is sitting next to them. Loop has Skittles display her mammies.
Drinks are flowing. Music is cranking. Girls are dancing. Mongers are networking. More girls arrive and all want invites to the after party.
Cut to the door - 12:30am. LL arrives with Lique, a six foot dark chocolate goddess. Big's arrival sets off a chain of young hotties vying for position to be a part of the night's festivities. He gets bombarded to the point where, to one eager young hottie, he introduces Loop as "DC's number #1 white pimp playa".
"Can I come back to your party with you all?", she asks Loop as Big White snickers and sneaks off, pawning her persistance off on Loop. Loop gets a kick out of Big's move.
Acting the part, Loop responds, "Look for the green & gold, baby, green for the money, gold for the honey. You see baby, when you choose to roll with a nigga like me..."
Young hottie walks away in the middle of Loop's rant with a look of confusion and slight disgust.
Cut to BW and LL. They're scheming with four hotties with input from Robo and Baltimonger. Robo insists he isn't dating. Loop gathers his troops. Wise, Robo, and Loop head out to the Looplair with Mocha and Renee. BW, LL, and Balti head out to the Whitelair with four chica's. Those left behind all watch in envy as half the bar leaves out for better things.
Cut to the Looplair - 1:30am. The five of them chill, watch movies, get comfortable, and get to know one another a little better (no orgies at the Looplair).
Robo explains he's just along for the ride. Loop goes for one last ditch effort:
(scene continues from where beginning monolog leaves off - close up of Loop Vet, half drunk, talking into Robux's ear at the Looplair - 2am)
"...but people like you and me, man, we always going through life guessin, wonderin, what if, you know what I mean? So when you say to me, 'I don't think I need to do this tonight', I gotta say, baby, I don't think I need to be doing this neither but, we ain't gonna get no groove on in this world lying around in the sun, licking our ass all day. I mean, we "man" (gestures to encompss all those at the Looplair), they're women and all (points to Mocha & Renee), but, we're "man"."
Loop takes a drag from his cigarette,
"So with this said, you tell me, what it is you want to do with your life?"
Cut to Robux's eyes. The camera follows his gaze from Loop to the two chocolate party girls, smiling, dancing, and teasing.
A big, slow, heavy bass line hits. Porn-style guitar comes in. High-hat clicking follows. Fade to black. Credits roll.
Loop Vet,
That was fucking beautiful. Lex is having a hard time holding back the tears.
Lex
Muff Scout
01-15-06, 20:23
Sounds like you guys had a good time.
Sorry I missed it.
Doc, let's do the next one on the block.
Safe hunting to all.
Muff Scout
Please read your personnal messages.
Muffy,
I almost fainted when I read what you "supposedly" wrote to KJ, then I read the original and realized the loser edited your quote. His posts are merely hit the quote button and type in something stupid. After all, here is a guy that thinks Coco @ Sun is a 5. Beside the fact that he really might have issues with women, we obviously cannot trust his opinion.
There has been a rash of idiocy on the DC board also. Just a bunch of punks that think it is fun to start fucking with people, and the nastiest thing they can think of is to imply you are gay. Woooo hooooo, are we wounded? Don't think so. Ignore them and they soon go away. I think quick show of hands at the Baltimore Roundtable next month will allow us to determine if anybody thinks you, me, KJ or any of the other regulars here are really clo