Canuck Guy
01-03-09, 13:15
Greetings everyone,
I am, by definition, not a newbie, technically, but from the pro's that post on here, I am not a pro either. I have been with a total of 10 ladies all from, yours truly, CL, backpage, ********. Etc etc. And I have become victim of a trend. Whenever I begin reading a report post and I see the terms T14TT (Took one for the team), I die a little inside!
Please gentlemen, this industry was made for us, lets show these fuckin' bitches who pays their bills! I have read rules of engagement when interacting with our girls so let's give them our rules. More like, rules we'll follow, fuck them' if they don't. A couple of pre-requisites. These are rules we men will follow, they suit us, these are our rules.
1. No outcalls!
We don't want you to know where we are, we don't want you to have an idea of where we are, Most importantly, we don't want you to know how to fucking find us.
What the fuck does anonimity mean to you, our names are Tom, Dick, and Harry. That's all you need to know! You can have an outcall if it's your last day at the hotel, but seeing as the girls won't show up at any hotel nowadays, well, too bad.
2. We do not leave voicemails.
You say not to unblock our numbers, fine, we won't block it, we won't leave a voicemail as well. You see, while the phone was in our pocket, we could have "accidentally" called you, "victimless mistake"! If you don't answer, we'll "accidentally" dial after 5 mins then after 30 and that's it without being too creepy!
3. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
A) I will not spend time with you if you don't look like you photos.
B) I will not spend time with you if you look like you've been run over by a truck! If your tummy looks like it once was used as tarmac for parking SUV's, I'm gonna have to pass, that's just gross.
C) I will not spend time with you if you look like a skank! We can get that over on Bragg st. There are plenty of SW out there sweethearts. When we search for you girls we want a NORMAL LOOKING person, unless otherwise specified. Please wear something so we can have something to undress!
4. We're allowed to be late, you're not!
Screw equality buillshit, I don't give a shit if I sound doublestandard, you shouldn't talk about that. We called you in advance, what the fuck were you doing besides sitting in a hotel room? Your job is to clean up as fast and as thoroughly as possible in between calls.
5. Discuss everything before paying!
Oh gosh, I can't stress this enough guys. I have lost $360 on two bitches because they waited for me the stupid douche to pay first, only to tell me they don't offer FS! WTF, why would I want to pay you $$ for your Fuckin' TIME? Don't you think we have friends? Screw all that bullshit that people who see you are weirdos! Guys, I have read thorough statistics that suggest 90% of people who these girls interact with are normal, normal like you and me. Weirdos can't hold a job long enough to blow that kinda stash on your sorry ass bitches!
6. Discuss everything before paying!
Just in case you didn't hear it the first time. After the preliminary LE check (you touch me, I touch you, we BS each other as if we like each other) ask her details about her ad and what it includes.
I will go as far as to provide examples of three questions that you shouldn't miss.
Always ask:
I) "In your ad it said (GFE? Greek? [insert ad refference here]) do you know what ([insert ad refference here]) means? To me it means ([insert graphic detail here]) do you do that?
II) "So, what exactly are your rules? "
III) "Is it your time of the month? " No BS, it happenned to me before!
Please people, the first few questions must not be asked in a playfull manner. To these bitches, they don't mean business, business is Target or McDonalds. You can buy a vaccum cleaner or even eat a sandwich and ask for your money back. These girls are out to RIP you off, and yes, by RIP I mean rest in peace because you won't do shit! What are you gonna do, call the cops, hahahahahaha, take her to small claims court, please stop, these girls have dicks and they're bigger than ours, and they have balls of brass!
7. Most important rule of all: Walk!
Yes my friends, I know this is hard to hear, but the rule is not that simple at all. But I will try to break it down with some hard math.
Let's say that: X = (Yes, I know her picture is real and you've seen her before and you want some more) = Reference used in context.
Rule number 1: If she does only out calls: Walk, say you'll call her later or if she gets a location, she can call you then if she wants.
Rule number 2. If she does not answer: Walk. See X for any context and rule 2 for reference on what to do.
Rule number 3: If she's not "Dang' I'd hit that" material: Walk!
Rule number 4: If she's late: Drive off. If she tries to call you back, just don't answer, or say your a cop. It'll work.
Rule number 5: If you don't like any of her rules (see 4 for reference) or
Rule number 6: She doesn't agree to any of your's (rules, that is, pay attention dumbass) (see 5 for reference). WALK
Rule number 7: If anything sounds fishy, e. g.
"Let me have the money now so I can pay for the hotel." or
"I have to be paid first before discussing anything." or
"We usually meet in the parking lot." or
"I'll tell you where to park, what color is your car?" or
"I'm GFE 'friendly'."
WALK!
Granted, these rules are not stellar. But I want them to evolve, there is no reason why she would'nt comply to all of them verbally, then turn around and say she changed her mind! Then post here which is the last rule. Report all your nasty incidents. So we know who's a liar, who's not, and who's a thief, and who's not. Please stop paying for mediocre service, it breaks my heart!
And guys, if your not gonna do this for us. Remember, every time a John is RIPped off, an Angel get's AIDS! Please men, do it for the angels.
I am, by definition, not a newbie, technically, but from the pro's that post on here, I am not a pro either. I have been with a total of 10 ladies all from, yours truly, CL, backpage, ********. Etc etc. And I have become victim of a trend. Whenever I begin reading a report post and I see the terms T14TT (Took one for the team), I die a little inside!
Please gentlemen, this industry was made for us, lets show these fuckin' bitches who pays their bills! I have read rules of engagement when interacting with our girls so let's give them our rules. More like, rules we'll follow, fuck them' if they don't. A couple of pre-requisites. These are rules we men will follow, they suit us, these are our rules.
1. No outcalls!
We don't want you to know where we are, we don't want you to have an idea of where we are, Most importantly, we don't want you to know how to fucking find us.
What the fuck does anonimity mean to you, our names are Tom, Dick, and Harry. That's all you need to know! You can have an outcall if it's your last day at the hotel, but seeing as the girls won't show up at any hotel nowadays, well, too bad.
2. We do not leave voicemails.
You say not to unblock our numbers, fine, we won't block it, we won't leave a voicemail as well. You see, while the phone was in our pocket, we could have "accidentally" called you, "victimless mistake"! If you don't answer, we'll "accidentally" dial after 5 mins then after 30 and that's it without being too creepy!
3. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
A) I will not spend time with you if you don't look like you photos.
B) I will not spend time with you if you look like you've been run over by a truck! If your tummy looks like it once was used as tarmac for parking SUV's, I'm gonna have to pass, that's just gross.
C) I will not spend time with you if you look like a skank! We can get that over on Bragg st. There are plenty of SW out there sweethearts. When we search for you girls we want a NORMAL LOOKING person, unless otherwise specified. Please wear something so we can have something to undress!
4. We're allowed to be late, you're not!
Screw equality buillshit, I don't give a shit if I sound doublestandard, you shouldn't talk about that. We called you in advance, what the fuck were you doing besides sitting in a hotel room? Your job is to clean up as fast and as thoroughly as possible in between calls.
5. Discuss everything before paying!
Oh gosh, I can't stress this enough guys. I have lost $360 on two bitches because they waited for me the stupid douche to pay first, only to tell me they don't offer FS! WTF, why would I want to pay you $$ for your Fuckin' TIME? Don't you think we have friends? Screw all that bullshit that people who see you are weirdos! Guys, I have read thorough statistics that suggest 90% of people who these girls interact with are normal, normal like you and me. Weirdos can't hold a job long enough to blow that kinda stash on your sorry ass bitches!
6. Discuss everything before paying!
Just in case you didn't hear it the first time. After the preliminary LE check (you touch me, I touch you, we BS each other as if we like each other) ask her details about her ad and what it includes.
I will go as far as to provide examples of three questions that you shouldn't miss.
Always ask:
I) "In your ad it said (GFE? Greek? [insert ad refference here]) do you know what ([insert ad refference here]) means? To me it means ([insert graphic detail here]) do you do that?
II) "So, what exactly are your rules? "
III) "Is it your time of the month? " No BS, it happenned to me before!
Please people, the first few questions must not be asked in a playfull manner. To these bitches, they don't mean business, business is Target or McDonalds. You can buy a vaccum cleaner or even eat a sandwich and ask for your money back. These girls are out to RIP you off, and yes, by RIP I mean rest in peace because you won't do shit! What are you gonna do, call the cops, hahahahahaha, take her to small claims court, please stop, these girls have dicks and they're bigger than ours, and they have balls of brass!
7. Most important rule of all: Walk!
Yes my friends, I know this is hard to hear, but the rule is not that simple at all. But I will try to break it down with some hard math.
Let's say that: X = (Yes, I know her picture is real and you've seen her before and you want some more) = Reference used in context.
Rule number 1: If she does only out calls: Walk, say you'll call her later or if she gets a location, she can call you then if she wants.
Rule number 2. If she does not answer: Walk. See X for any context and rule 2 for reference on what to do.
Rule number 3: If she's not "Dang' I'd hit that" material: Walk!
Rule number 4: If she's late: Drive off. If she tries to call you back, just don't answer, or say your a cop. It'll work.
Rule number 5: If you don't like any of her rules (see 4 for reference) or
Rule number 6: She doesn't agree to any of your's (rules, that is, pay attention dumbass) (see 5 for reference). WALK
Rule number 7: If anything sounds fishy, e. g.
"Let me have the money now so I can pay for the hotel." or
"I have to be paid first before discussing anything." or
"We usually meet in the parking lot." or
"I'll tell you where to park, what color is your car?" or
"I'm GFE 'friendly'."
WALK!
Granted, these rules are not stellar. But I want them to evolve, there is no reason why she would'nt comply to all of them verbally, then turn around and say she changed her mind! Then post here which is the last rule. Report all your nasty incidents. So we know who's a liar, who's not, and who's a thief, and who's not. Please stop paying for mediocre service, it breaks my heart!
And guys, if your not gonna do this for us. Remember, every time a John is RIPped off, an Angel get's AIDS! Please men, do it for the angels.