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Dairyman
05-11-10, 16:07
Has anyone tried out this new place? I know that lapdances are not available but I am wondering about any private room fun?

Thanks

Pimp Trick
05-11-10, 16:48
Is Irvings still around?

Dre336
05-14-10, 23:35
Is Irvings still around?As far as I know it is. I was last out there a few months back. It can be wild in there. They had a few nice chicks in there.

I Am The City
05-15-10, 04:30
Is Irvings still around?Yea it's still there. The girls are a little. Outright with the offers sometimes. Feels a little weird when the rabbit has the gun I guess. Some of the cute ones don't offer that service tho. You could say hit or miss if you want quality, but overall not bad.

Pimp Trick
05-19-10, 06:21
I had a BP escort hit me with a message to come to the Lion's Den. Pimp Trick with the tiny peck of brain matter. Immediately. I mean Immediately, had the thought LEO Den come to my mind.

PT took the side street, but it kicked off last night.

Drkrider
05-19-10, 20:23
PT,

Where is the Lion's Den?

I've been having some occasional fun at the SkyLark. Yesterday I thought a couple of the girls were about to pull my junk out of my pants while they were on stage. ..too bad they didnt' ..lol. They definitely got a brother worked up...I got a couple of numbers but haven't closed any deals yet.

Pimp Trick
05-21-10, 21:47
Pt did not make it. The Bat Mobile is down. I have been JOKER. I will need a new mobile to continue my Monger fighting.

I got intel from a monger that it is off Central Ave. Told me that I could have Boy Wonder to the spot. I am not up for those type of runs.


PT,

Where is the Lion's Den?

I've been having some occasional fun at the SkyLark. Yesterday I thought a couple of the girls were about to pull my junk out of my pants while they were on stage. ..too bad they didnt' ..lol. They definitely got a brother worked up...I got a couple of numbers but haven't closed any deals yet.

Game Ova
05-22-10, 10:15
I'd like more info about Lions Den. Never heard of it before.

I was at Irving's a couple of months ago when Cherokee D'Ass was making an appearance. Nice...

Cherokee D'Ass will be at Bazz&Crue tonight (May 22) and Pinky sometime at the end of June!

The Big Man
06-10-10, 00:47
Pt did not make it. The Bat Mobile is down. I have been JOKER. I will need a new mobile to continue my Monger fighting.

I got intel from a monger that it is off Central Ave. Told me that I could have Boy Wonder to the spot. I am not up for those type of runs.I have a bat cave about two minutes from Irvings. Its just an apartment I keep for stabbings. It is cheaper than getting a hotel. It is fully furnished and actually looks like someone lives there.

It is available for mature serious Mongers. No thugs, no youngsters. It is not a hang out.

Pimp Trick
06-10-10, 19:54
I would call that the Monger Cave. Not the Bat Cave. The Bat Cave has a computer that is hooked into the CRIME NET.


I have a bat cave about two minutes from Irvings. Its just an apartment I keep for stabbings. It is cheaper than getting a hotel. It is fully furnished and actually looks like someone lives there.

It is available for mature serious Mongers. No thugs, no youngsters. It is not a hang out.

Drunker Irish
06-11-10, 07:29
I would call that the Monger Cave. Not the Bat Cave. The Bat Cave has a computer that is hooked into the CRIME NET.

where the hell you been, man? Thought you were lost at sea like that girl on the sailboat.

Parkinsons
07-16-10, 13:24
Has anyone tried out this new place? I know that lapdances are not available but I am wondering about any private room fun?

ThanksMade my first visit to this place last night. It's on Queens Chapel Road NE (not Queens Chapel in MD), near the Checker's Burger corner on New York Ave. If any of you remembers the Zulu Cave, it's the same kind of warehouse spaces nearby, renovated.

It's nicely done on the outside, with neon lights and 5 star-hotel-type awning over the entrance, and other glitzy touches. As I walked up the red carpet after passing the full parking lot, I was greeted by 3 or 4 cops, 4 or 5 bouncers in fine tailored dark suits, and a hot hostess in a business suit mini-skirt. It looked very busy.

Entered and paid the $20 cover charge. More glitzy stuff. LCD panel TVs recessed into the wall, marble floors, and what looks like a trendy restaurant to the side.

Went to the bar, paid $7 for a bottle of domestic beer (!) then surveyed my surroundings. The main area has 3 stages with a dancer on each. Each stage is at least 4 feet off the floor. This place is set up like a club, a dance club, with limited seating. Most customers, at least the ones with limited funds, have to stand or walk around. Because to sit down, it'll cost you a $100! A Benjamin Franklin is the fee to secure your own leather chair and a small coffee table. No thank you! It is free to sit at the bar, but those seats are very few.

There are no lapdances, per DC law, so the girls will do table dances. Provided that you already shelled out the bucks for your seat and the coffee table. The cost for a table dance? Well, a Ben Franklin for. 10 minutes. No thank you! Again! Besides, table dances are just strippers dancing a little closer to you. You still can't touch them, what's the point!

Yes, there are VIP rooms. There are a whole row of them running the length of club, all behind one way mirrors. And the fee for that privilege? $600!!! I'm not sure if any extras can be had in the VIP room, and I'm not willing to sacrifice 600 big ones to find out. No, thank you, once again!

After I downed my beer, tipped a couple of dancers, I was out of there. This place is impossible to just sit and chill and enjoy the girls. It's more for posers and guys taking their women there to impress them! I don't fall into neither of those categories, therefore in monger-speak: "I will not repeat"!

Ok, the dancers are hot, most of them black, a few whites, 1 latina, and the bartenders are cute Asian chicks. Still, there are better places to spend my money on.

Mclovin2000
07-18-10, 15:51
Made my first visit to this place last night. It's on Queens Chapel Road NE (not Queens Chapel in MD), near the Checker's Burger corner on New York Ave. If any of you remembers the Zulu Cave, it's the same kind of warehouse spaces nearby, renovated.Well, back to the Skylark for me or to Norma Jean's in B-town!

McLovin2000

Drama King
07-23-10, 22:39
Well, back to the Skylark for me or to Norma Jean's in B-town!

McLovin2000Yeah it is more of a night club then a Strip Club. I know for a fact that the have regular night club parties there weekly. They are trying to market in on the Urban Crowd. Actually I think Fuego in Hyattsville is doing something similar on some nights. Stick to your regular haunts for now this place is not worth it.

Drkrider
07-24-10, 08:58
Parkinsons, thanks for the report. Great intel.

I heard about that spot about a month ago from a provider. She said it was great. Blah, blah, blah. I was actually curious and made a mental note to check it out. I'm glad I didn't waste my time or money.

It's a shame because I typically love "warehouse" style strip clubs. Anyone remember clubs like Bliss, Zulu 1 and 2, D2, Club 2000, and after parties etc? Those were the days. Paradise. Girls would actually wait around in the parking lot hoping someone would take them home, or the backseat of their car or hotel. Or there was a VIP area available where you could get down. Hell, I remember hitting girls off right there in my seat and up against the wall. Sometimes for a little as $40. Times have changed.

Stay Safe,

Drkrider

Flash57
07-26-10, 23:45
Anyone know anything about this place? There is nothing in the thread, and given its shady location, I am not sure if I want to TOFTT.

Loop Vet
07-28-10, 13:50
Anyone know anything about this place? There is nothing in the thread, and given its shady location, I am not sure if I want to TOFTT.
Sure, I've been. Full contact lapdances. My primary dancer, Star, was very, very nice looking. Tall, fantastic body. Had a star tatt on her neck.

The room is behind a door in the back of a non-descript bar area. It was a nice size room with lots of dark corners and a dancefloor/stage area in the middle. It was a better atmosphere than I expected. The people who worked there were nice. Wisked me and my boy into what they called the VIP area. "No charge" they said. Not sure how different it was from the non-vip areas, could see the whole room and they could see you, but I suppose it had nicer sofas and chairs. I collected a couple numbers.

FYI I am a non-shady white guy and felt completely comfortable there.

Flash57
07-28-10, 17:46
Thanks Loop, I may check it out. By the way, I realize that YMMV, but what were you tipping per song? Don't want to overpay. One other question, is a middle-aged gray haired guy gonna stand out there or are there some geezers like myself hanging out there?

FYI I am a non-shady white guy and felt completely comfortable there.

The Big Man
07-28-10, 20:53
Anyone know anything about this place? There is nothing in the thread, and given its shady location, I am not sure if I want to TOFTT.In this place the strip club part is actually leased out to an outsider. He does not own the business (Location, bar, food, liquor, etc) he just brings in the dancers and pays a fee to the owner from the door receipts. The owner has had that arrangement with a couple of people in the past.

It's a roll of the dice on the caliber of dancers which will be peddling their wears at any given night. You will usually find a couple of keepers in the stable. Many too will offer services off the clock for a small fee. They will try to hit you high on the prices but they will negotiate down if you don't bite.

Overall an ok place to see some tail and a lap dance and maybe some full service. The crowd may look a little crude but they are pretty cool.

Loop Vet
07-29-10, 10:02
Thanks Loop, I may check it out. By the way, I realize that YMMV, but what were you tipping per song? Don't want to overpay. One other question, is a middle-aged gray haired guy gonna stand out there or are there some geezers like myself hanging out there?Don't worry about standing out. Like The Big Man said, the people are cool. Nobody cares. I stand out all the time at lots of places, regular bars included. It's become so commonplace for me it doesn't even cross my mind. Doing so helps develop your swag. :) There are usually 1 or 2 other creepy geezers like us at these places anyway. ;)

In regards to the tipping, I'm not the best guy to talk to. I don't do lapdance clubs much at all so I'm not really experienced in that regard, plus I tend to over tip in general anyway. They didn't specify any price or duration. Next time I'll probably try to get a bunch of fives and start there. Start her with a five and see how long she goes before she starts to get up. If I want her to stay I'd pull out another, if not, let her go and wave over the next girl. Drop singles throughout if I'm so inclined. Sort of depends on her attitude as well.

Flash57
07-31-10, 16:47
Thanks to Loop Vet and Big Man. Went mid-week round midnight and enjoyed myself. The place was really low-key. Almost too low-key. There were more dancers than customers. And when that happens there really is not much energy among the dancers, a lot of dancers just standing around. I did get a couple of dancers who wanted to work and got excellent attention. The women there were mostly sevens in terms of looks. All were Black women (not a problem for me.) One word of caution for any one interested. If you are looking for 'spinners', I am not sure this is the place to find them.

Drama King
08-02-10, 15:16
So there have been lots of Questions Regarding pricing and tipping at clubs in MD and the differences. now some of this is YMMV, but in general you can expect this. Again this is MD clubs in the DC area. I am not including the Baltimore Block.

Entrance = $20 (It's normally $10 or cheaper if you are before 11pm) Bazz and Crue (if still open) has some sort of membership and different prices.

Liquor = This is BYOB except it cant be in the actual bottle or with a label. Basically pour your liquor into a cup or water bottle and you'll be fine. The clubs generally sell juice, soda, water, and red bull inside for about 3 bucks.

Stage = Outside of Fuego's most of the clubs don't have a big main stage scene and are more Lap Dance oriented, but for those interested in a particular girl, giving her a few dollars and telling her to come see you when she gets off stage is a good way to get her attention. (At least in my experience)

Lap Dances = range from 5-10 dollars out on the main floor. The girls dance fully clothed and have more rules about touching. With many of the clubs if you find a good corner or hidden spot though you can have more freedom.

Vip = Generally has a cover charge for the entrance fee of about 20-30 and you can expect for the each dance to at least be double the regular dance (typically 20-30). Some clubs charge you for entrance each time you go to VIP others charge you one time no matter how many uses. The girls dance fully nude and you can touch more plus whatever else you negotiate.

Extras = This requires your own negotiation. As many people will tell you lots of the women do extra, but it depends on you, how well you negotiate, and how much money your have. You can sometimes get extra in the VIP other times it's take home (this is better on slow nights), but again YMMV. I have done both.

Hope this helps and anyone who wants can expand on these if you have more Intel.

Bachelor Warrior
08-12-10, 17:50
Gents,

As always, YMMV, but here's my two cents about a couple of places in DC.

I picked two clubs to check out; Camelot Club and Archibald's.

CC first. The girls seemed all the same. Blond hair and man-made boobs. But the worst thing was that the girls were not friendly. From the door man to the servers to the dancers they were all the same way. Almost like they're doing you a favor to let you in. And you'd better meet their dress code too. I was there about an hour and they had the attitude the whole time. The only reason I stayed really was because it was blazing hot outside and I wanted a beer bad.

But, while I was there something that happened there really floored me.

This guy comes in, sits down not too far from where I am, and orders some kind of soda. He's sitting there for only like two minutes, drinking his soda and watching the dancers when this gal comes up to him. I thought she was a second server person, but I wasn't paying too much attention at the time. I just remember wondering why another server was there when she clearly saw the other one. Anyways, I can hear almost everything that was said because they're right there close to where I'm sitting. He tells the girl that he just wants to watch. She gets nasty and made some rude comment like "Are you saying you're leaving? " In a big loud voice. He's calm and says no, he just wants to watch. Then she says, "I'll get you thrown out of here quicker than you came in. " He kind of shrugs and goes back to watching and sipping his soda. Three or four minutes later, some guy comes over. The guy is obviously some kind of security or maybe an owner. He says, "you got a problem with one of my dancers? " The customer says no, I don't think so, I just got here. The guy,, says "you have to leave". The customer says, how come? The guy says, you just have to leave. Customer says OK, gets up, and leaves with the security guy following him out. I've never seen anything like that. The guy was obviously, I mean obviously, not drunk. He didn't touch the gal, stayed seated and didn't move and he didn't use any foul language.

I left right after that little event and I'd never go back. Oh yeah, I forgot. The drinks were horribly expensive. The guy paid $12 for a small glass of club soda or whatever it was. My beer was $15.

I liked Archibald's though. And the two clubs are not that far apart, distance-wise. The girls were great looking and friendly with good variety. Big boobs, small boobs, black, white, hispanic, etc. I had a nice conversation with one of the dancers. And, the drinks were cheaper too.

Illini333
09-04-10, 13:58
Any latina strip clubs in the area??

Dre336
09-04-10, 17:33
Any latina strip clubs in the area??Fuego's is the closest thing to a latina strip club we have.

Linkletter2420
09-07-10, 15:56
Thanks for the review. Made me want to put in my. 02 on 3 strip clubs in DC through the years. Disclaimer: this will be old news for anyone who lives here for a long time and will mostly benefit those new to the area or traveling.

One thing to know about DC clubs, they're like the Smithsonian Museums: there's almost never a cover charge which differentiates them from pretty much everyone. So, yea, the booze is a little higher priced. I've also never seen anyone turned away at the door.

CAMELOT'S - M Street near 19th
Overview: I used to work near this joint. It's been there forever. Bouncers have been the same for years. Most of them are silent types; certainly not friendly. I don't doubt that what was reported actually occurred. If you've seen Dave Chapelle's routine on the "weird morality" in strip clubs, you'll know what I mean.
Quality: Good to amazing, in terms of looks
Caveats: if you don't like obviously surgically-enhanced tits or plain white American, stay away. Near Dupont Circle Metro; parking almost non-existent for paeons.
Value for Money: Good
Pussy Paraded: No; They are all-nude (no pasties in DC, yet); but if you want to see the actual pssy, you'll only get glimpses.
Ethnicity: mostly white, not from DC
Other: If you stay long enough, a girl may come over to talk and if you buy her a drink, she might stay; no touching allowed of any kind; if you're a regular, they might put their arm on your shoulder! There is/was another club 2 doors down; I only went there once; it wasn't half as good but a better variety of girls.

Good Guys (Wisc Ave., near Calvert, NW):
Overview: I think this place is/was owned by the same guy who owned the old club near the White House with the numbered name (e.g., "1629 Club" or some such); it's much less trafficked than Camelot esp during the day though maybe more now since the other club across the street burned down; also has been around forever
Quality: Fair to Very Good
Ethnicity: rainbow
Caveats: Still no touching; no Metro access; parking tough but it's around if you look.
Value for Money: Very Good
Pussy Paraded: Yes; almost all the girls (as if instructed, which they probably are) will bend over and give you a nice long look.
Other: none

Archibald's - K Street nr McPherson Square
Overview: Old place in downtown
Quality: it's been a while so I can't say
Caveats: n/a
Value for Money: (Was) Good
Pussy Paraded: it's been a while so I can't say; they used to.
Ethnicity: (was) rainbow
Other: Last time I was there, I saw a Sri Lankan dancer, now that's nice!

Royal Palace - Conn Ave @ Florida
Overview: This is the K-Mart of the clubs; cheap but it'll do in a pinch; there is/was a AA DJ/bouncer who would introduce the dancers and urge peps to go up; at first, I thought it was lame, but I grew to like it in an old-school kind of way
Quality: Poor to Fair at best
Caveats: n/a
Value for Money: Good
Pussy Paraded: oh yea; maybe too much (?)
Ethnicity: mostly girls of color
Other: this is the one place where I could see extras being offered; I once got a over the pants hand job for a beer.

Happy clubbing!


Gents,

As always, YMMV, but here's my two cents about a couple of places in DC.

I picked two clubs to check out; Camelot Club and Archibald's.

CC first. The girls seemed all the same. Blond hair and man-made boobs. But the worst thing was that the girls were not friendly. From the door man to the servers to the dancers they were all the same way. Almost like they're doing you a favor to let you in. And you'd better meet their dress code too. I was there about an hour and they had the attitude the whole time. The only reason I stayed really was because it was blazing hot outside and I wanted a beer bad.

But, while I was there something that happened there really floored me.

This guy comes in, sits down not too far from where I am, and orders some kind of soda. He's sitting there for only like two minutes, drinking his soda and watching the dancers when this gal comes up to him. I thought she was a second server person, but I wasn't paying too much attention at the time. I just remember wondering why another server was there when she clearly saw the other one. Anyways, I can hear almost everything that was said because they're right there close to where I'm sitting. He tells the girl that he just wants to watch. She gets nasty and made some rude comment like "Are you saying you're leaving? " In a big loud voice. He's calm and says no, he just wants to watch. Then she says, "I'll get you thrown out of here quicker than you came in. " He kind of shrugs and goes back to watching and sipping his soda. Three or four minutes later, some guy comes over. The guy is obviously some kind of security or maybe an owner. He says, "you got a problem with one of my dancers? " The customer says no, I don't think so, I just got here. The guy,, says "you have to leave". The customer says, how come? The guy says, you just have to leave. Customer says OK, gets up, and leaves with the security guy following him out. I've never seen anything like that. The guy was obviously, I mean obviously, not drunk. He didn't touch the gal, stayed seated and didn't move and he didn't use any foul language.

I left right after that little event and I'd never go back. Oh yeah, I forgot. The drinks were horribly expensive. The guy paid $12 for a small glass of club soda or whatever it was. My beer was $15.

I liked Archibald's though. And the two clubs are not that far apart, distance-wise. The girls were great looking and friendly with good variety. Big boobs, small boobs, black, white, hispanic, etc. I had a nice conversation with one of the dancers. And, the drinks were cheaper too.

Dre336
09-08-10, 00:45
You can get better action in baltimore, or in one of the md lap dance spots.

In DC, the girls will do anything with you if they feel comfortable with you. But nowadays it's becoming a pain in the ass to deal with the "club headaches". Needless to say you'll never see me in any club that's not in NE. Except the Rogue and I don't venture in there too often.

Jackbenimble17
09-09-10, 14:24
I have gotten extra's from two different dancers at RP over the years. The first came and did a show for a bunch of us (maybe 10) and ended up getting off orally for a couple of bills.

The second gal wanted to escort, but was afraid and I talked her into trying. She liked it and worked with an agency and independant for about two years and disapeared.

Out of all the clubs (yes I have been to all) RP and ARchibalds is by far the best in terms of getting more than a dance.


Thanks for the review. Made me want to put in my. 02 on 3 strip clubs in DC through the years. Disclaimer: this will be old news for anyone who lives here for a long time and will mostly benefit those new to the area or traveling.

One thing to know about DC clubs, they're like the Smithsonian Museums: there's almost never a cover charge which differentiates them from pretty much everyone. So, yea, the booze is a little higher priced. I've also never seen anyone turned away at the door.

CAMELOT'S - M Street near 19th
Overview: I used to work near this joint. It's been there forever. Bouncers have been the same for years. Most of them are silent types; certainly not friendly. I don't doubt that what was reported actually occurred. If you've seen Dave Chapelle's routine on the "weird morality" in strip clubs, you'll know what I mean.
Quality: Good to amazing, in terms of looks
Caveats: if you don't like obviously surgically-enhanced tits or plain white American, stay away. Near Dupont Circle Metro; parking almost non-existent for paeons.
Value for Money: Good
Pussy Paraded: No; They are all-nude (no pasties in DC, yet); but if you want to see the actual pssy, you'll only get glimpses.
Ethnicity: mostly white, not from DC
Other: If you stay long enough, a girl may come over to talk and if you buy her a drink, she might stay; no touching allowed of any kind; if you're a regular, they might put their arm on your shoulder! There is/was another club 2 doors down; I only went there once; it wasn't half as good but a better variety of girls.

Good Guys (Wisc Ave., near Calvert, NW):
Overview: I think this place is/was owned by the same guy who owned the old club near the White House with the numbered name (e.g., "1629 Club" or some such); it's much less trafficked than Camelot esp during the day though maybe more now since the other club across the street burned down; also has been around forever
Quality: Fair to Very Good
Ethnicity: rainbow
Caveats: Still no touching; no Metro access; parking tough but it's around if you look.
Value for Money: Very Good
Pussy Paraded: Yes; almost all the girls (as if instructed, which they probably are) will bend over and give you a nice long look.
Other: none

Archibald's - K Street nr McPherson Square
Overview: Old place in downtown
Quality: it's been a while so I can't say
Caveats: n/a
Value for Money: (Was) Good
Pussy Paraded: it's been a while so I can't say; they used to.
Ethnicity: (was) rainbow
Other: Last time I was there, I saw a Sri Lankan dancer, now that's nice!

Royal Palace - Conn Ave @ Florida
Overview: This is the K-Mart of the clubs; cheap but it'll do in a pinch; there is/was a AA DJ/bouncer who would introduce the dancers and urge peps to go up; at first, I thought it was lame, but I grew to like it in an old-school kind of way
Quality: Poor to Fair at best
Caveats: n/a
Value for Money: Good
Pussy Paraded: oh yea; maybe too much (?)
Ethnicity: mostly girls of color
Other: this is the one place where I could see extras being offered; I once got a over the pants hand job for a beer.

Happy clubbing!

Iamn Deep
09-09-10, 19:57
New strip club called Stadium right off of Bladensburg Road in NE DC. 2127 Queens Chapel Road NE Washington, D. C. 20018 Very High end club and the most elegant in all of DC area, definitely off the chain it presentation. Has 5 star restaurant inside of it very nice. (Chef use to be head chef at Ruth Chris Steak House.

But you talk about expensive Dayum. Here we Go: guys $20.00 to get in $40. 00 for women. And thats if they are not having a special event like snoop dogg or uncle Luke then you know its even more. Parking $10.00

Table seating- you must buy a table beginning at $300 if not you can only sit or stand at the bar. Table dances ar $20. 00/ VIP Private room dances are $100 for 10 minutes $300 for 30 minutes $600 for an hour No door on the room so everyone sees you wen walking by, Trust me No sex in the Champagne room. Drinks are priced like they are downtown DC expensive.

Bmore Carefull
09-11-10, 21:15
What's up guys,

I normally lurk on here, but need some advice. Trying to show my brother a good time in d.c. need any recommendations for a good black club in pg or dc. The thicker the better and don't want to break the bank for a lap dance and extras.

Thanks

The Big Man
09-12-10, 08:08
I would like to see the lifespan on this puppy. Too many options with more fruit at the end of the rainbow. Also, I don't got to the strip club for food. I wish them the best. I will continue to bottom feed at the old trusty Skylark Lounge. Them nasty hoes let you do whatever. Also they are all for sale after their shift. Even Toni the girl that was the stuck up bartender is stripping their now; she is very cute. (She needs to trim the cat though)


New strip club called Stadium right off of Bladensburg Road in NE DC. 2127 Queens Chapel Road NE Washington, D. C. 20018 Very High end club and the most elegant in all of DC area, definitely off the chain it presentation. Has 5 star restaurant inside of it very nice. (Chef use to be head chef at Ruth Chris Steak House.

But you talk about expensive Dayum. Here we Go: guys $20.00 to get in $40. 00 for women. And thats if they are not having a special event like snoop dogg or uncle Luke then you know its even more. Parking $10.00

Table seating- you must buy a table beginning at $300 if not you can only sit or stand at the bar. Table dances ar $20. 00/ VIP Private room dances are $100 for 10 minutes $300 for 30 minutes $600 for an hour No door on the room so everyone sees you wen walking by, Trust me No sex in the Champagne room. Drinks are priced like they are downtown DC expensive.

Lifer1053
09-22-10, 22:44
Went to RP for the 1st time couple weeks ago...had some reservations at first, but turned out to be quite entertaining. The overall quality of girls at RP is not up to par as Archibalds, but I was a fan of RP by the end of the night. There were 2 hotties with tight bodies. I also liked the fact that RP doesn't pressure you to buy drinks every 30mins.

I used to hit Archibalds bi-monthly, and never had the fortune of take-out (lord knows I tried!)...my game must not be tight! But I'm hoping RP can accommadate. Any pointers would be appreciated.


I have gotten extra's from two different dancers at RP over the years. The first came and did a show for a bunch of us (maybe 10) and ended up getting off orally for a couple of bills.

The second gal wanted to escort, but was afraid and I talked her into trying. She liked it and worked with an agency and independant for about two years and disapeared.

Out of all the clubs (yes I have been to all) RP and ARchibalds is by far the best in terms of getting more than a dance.

Home Grown12
09-22-10, 23:18
Apparently the food at Studium club might be worth it (the girls too haha)

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/39496/dcs-stadium-club-combines-steaks-strippers


I would like to see the lifespan on this puppy. Too many options with more fruit at the end of the rainbow. Also, I don't got to the strip club for food. I wish them the best. I will continue to bottom feed at the old trusty Skylark Lounge. Them nasty hoes let you do whatever. Also they are all for sale after their shift. Even Toni the girl that was the stuck up bartender is stripping their now; she is very cute. (She needs to trim the cat though)

Laz Long
09-24-10, 16:00
I hadn't been here in a long time, about 5 years ago. I've heard they had made some improvements, so I decided to drop by on the way home one afternoon and check it out.

Stopped in around 5:30, and the place was pretty empty. There was one guy at the bar, a woman at the bar, and a couple of guys at a table. I took a seat at the bar.

Another reviewer had said they don't push the drinks, and that's no lie. I was there for 15-20 minutes before the bartender appeared and asked what I wanted.

They have a happy hour from 3 - 7 daily, BOGO on the drinks. Still no taps, but plenty of beer in bottles and mixed drinks. I had somewhere to be that made me stick to cranberry juice. $6.75 is steep, but I got two big glasses for that price, so I'm not complaining.

The girls were so-so. Mostly attractive, and decent movers, but definitely thin. If you like real thin girls, this could be your place. I like some curves myself. There was one latina, one white American girl, and the rest appeared to be Eastern European.

One thing I noticed - DC banned smoking last year (or was it the year before that?). The place smelled strongly of incense. I think they're trying to cover up the stale smoke smell. It wasn't bad in the club, but when I left, I drove with the windows down for 15 minutes to get it out of my clothes.

All-in-all, it seems much better than it was a few years ago. I still think Camelot is the go-to place for beautiful women in DC. However, if I just want to toss back a few beers and see some girls while I do, without spending a fortune, this would be a good HH spot. It would be much easier to have a conversation here than Camelot, where you have to yell to be heard across the table.

One tip, if you're driving for HH. There's a garage around the corner on S Street that is $5 after 4pm.

Utwogood
09-27-10, 07:57
Went to Fuego this past Saturday. I am into the latin ladies but just heard about this bar recently. All in all, not bad for my first time there. Arrived about 11:00 pm and left around 12:30. The club is in the cut, the surroundings aren't great and the parking is dismal (most people parked illegally along the sides of the buildings, but the area is pretty deserted around that time). The club is converted from a big warehouse space and was not bad; ambiance about as good as a mid-range dance club. Good sound system and lighting FX; mostly latino dance music and a tiny bit of hiphop, I think from a jukebox. The MC had a problem with the mic and the screeching feedback was VERY annoying.

Cover was $20. There had to be about 200 or so little mexican guys to about 20-25 female dancers. Dancers dance nude on stage, and walk the floor in bikini. The dancers were above average: ranging from a couple 6s and 9s, but mostly 7-8s; mostly latina, a few black, 1 or 2 white. All the dancers were attractive in one way or another. I saw less than 10 blacks there, and half of those actually worked there. Also saw about 20 women there enjoying the show with their BF or BFF. I did not get to do a lapdance or VIP (which I usully think is a rip off), but I get the feeling that the latin dancers wouldn't give me much love anyway, for either language or solidarity reasons. Mostly everyone stood around, but oddly there was enough room to get around and get a decent view. There were places to sit in the front around the stage and around the perimeter, but with the perimeter seats you usually couldn't see the stage. They also had another dance location, but it wasn't open--why? The men were respectful (!); even during the lapdances I didn't see much groping or quick feels.

There were just too many guys there to get my bearings so I eventually left but I'd definitely go back, but during a weekday.

Utwogood
09-27-10, 08:14
After Fuego, I went to Irvings. A funny thing happened at Irvings. Their lapdance policy went up from $5 lapdances to $10. Because of that, most of the customers left; many went to Bazz and Crue, which still does $5 lapdances. Some of the patrons that come to Irvings are even more choosy about who the pay for dances. So when you come in, if you show that you have money, and want attention from dancers, you will have a good time, because the dancers have become VERY aggressive. About 30 guys and about 12-15 dancers. It's a throwback to the late-90s for me; a few minutes after one dancer gets up, another comes to you. Even got a few flashes. Nice looking ladies, mostly 7-8s. Some will try to get you to do VIP, but I think VIP is a ripoff and not necessary. Not much going on onstage while I was there; long time lapses between stage dancers. Was there from 2-3:00 am; party doesn't usually get going until then anyway.

Still a $20 cover, and they made some enhancements to the stage and ambiance. A dancer told me they now stay open until 7:00 am, but I was only there for an hour because my money was depleted so rapidly-lol. But I got a couple of free passes for my return. Things have REALLY changed over there. Will return.

Bhh55
10-15-10, 12:13
I saw some previous reports about the Ebony Inn and also saw their ad in backpage so I decided to check it out last night. I was bored and ended up getting there around 11:30. I have to agree with previous reports that the location is really shady. Took a deep breath and made my play. Dude at the door said 20 for cover. WTF? 20! "yeah man, 10 before 10:30. " Whatever, do it and see what's up, maybe worth coming back and then it's 10 for knowledge.

Walked inside, nice long bar that stretches to the back, pool table next to the bar. There's this entrance on the left side, small door, leads into wide opening with dance floor / stripper section in the middle. Chairs lined up against the walls, and some pretty dark corners. The "stage" has a bar ringing it, so you can post up on the bar and watch the girls, and they can get friendly with a quickness. It's a pretty big room.

Sat down to watch for a bit, gave a couple bucks out, and had one lap dance full contact. She went for about 3 songs before I said enough, and told me it was 10.

The layout of this place is cool for the low-key guy who doesn't want the Bmore treatment. I don't want a million girls comin up to me every 2 seconds. I want to sit down, get my bearings and chill until I make a move. But not everyone is like that.

I'll second previous post that said this was not a spinner place. Girls are on the thicker side most of the time. When I left around 1 it seemed like the place was dead, and hadn't changed much since I got there. Maybe it would be different on a weekend. I might be back, who knows.

Wasntme
10-16-10, 22:34
I saw some previous reports about the Ebony Inn and also saw their ad in backpage so I decided to check it out last night. I was bored and ended up getting there around 11:30. I have to agree with previous reports that the location is really shady. Took a deep breath and made my play. Dude at the door said 20 for cover. WTF? 20! "yeah man, 10 before 10:30. " Whatever, do it and see what's up, maybe worth coming back and then it's 10 for knowledge.

Walked inside, nice long bar that stretches to the back, pool table next to the bar. There's this entrance on the left side, small door, leads into wide opening with dance floor / stripper section in the middle. Chairs lined up against the walls, and some pretty dark corners. The "stage" has a bar ringing it, so you can post up on the bar and watch the girls, and they can get friendly with a quickness. It's a pretty big room.

Sat down to watch for a bit, gave a couple bucks out, and had one lap dance full contact. She went for about 3 songs before I said enough, and told me it was 10.

The layout of this place is cool for the low-key guy who doesn't want the Bmore treatment. I don't want a million girls comin up to me every 2 seconds. I want to sit down, get my bearings and chill until I make a move. But not everyone is like that.

I'll second previous post that said this was not a spinner place. Girls are on the thicker side most of the time. When I left around 1 it seemed like the place was dead, and hadn't changed much since I got there. Maybe it would be different on a weekend. I might be back, who knows. I remember the Ebony Inn from a long time ago. It used to be a packed little spot. Anyway, Bhh's post is dead on, the place is a BORE. I got there around 12 and it was empty. I was the only one there, After getting a brew I figured I'd at least watch the sights and make the most of it. Just like Bhh, I danced with one of the girls and after 3 songs she asked me if they told me at the door that it's 10 / song. I said No (I had been tipping about 6 / song. I told her I didn't realize that was the price and it wasnt worth paying for. She started to demand money and I basically walked out. The place is a complete waste and the few girls they have are sub-par.

The Big Man
10-17-10, 00:55
I remember the Ebony Inn from a long time ago. It used to be a packed little spot. Anyway, Bhh's post is dead on, the place is a BORE. I got there around 12 and it was empty. I was the only one there, After getting a brew I figured I'd at least watch the sights and make the most of it. Just like Bhh, I danced with one of the girls and after 3 songs she asked me if they told me at the door that it's 10 / song. I said No (I had been tipping about 6 / song. I told her I didn't realize that was the price and it wasnt worth paying for. She started to demand money and I basically walked out. The place is a complete waste and the few girls they have are sub-par.Since this last guy took over the stripping, it went down.

Dancntwo
11-26-10, 14:15
I stopped by the Paper Moon on wed. Before turkeyday. Normally if I was looking to see a few naked girls I would go to Good Guys in DC. But I did not want to mess with the traffic around the holiday. I must say that I was pleasently suprized. There were quite a few good looking girls working the floor, looking for a chance to lap dance for $20. Not going to get much action that way. But they do have a VIP room. I chose not to drop the $ there but was told for around $60 you get a lap dance and can touch. I did not think that was permitted in VA. Maybe cause I don't look like LEO she was offering a special. I'll have to stop by again and give one of the girls a try.

Exclient
01-18-11, 16:24
What is the name and locaiton? Anyone have any info?

Thanks, ex

Drkrider
01-21-11, 08:14
What is the name and locaiton? Anyone have any info?

Thanks, exI went to Showcase about a week ago. It's in Beltsville (right next to College Park). Here's a link to some info.

http://noplacelikeshowcase.com/

It's a decent spot. Went on a Wednesday night with a friend of mine. About 17 girls or so. Mostly White, about 4 Black and 2 Spanish. The girls are on average about 7/10. A few are really cute 8/10 and a few are 6/10. Good number of girls are in their early 20's, lean-med build frames, natural tits, long hair types.

Lapdances are 1 song for 20. You can touch but there is no "VIP or champagne" room. Most girls aren't willing or up for take out favors. I couldn't even find one willing to do a bachelor party.

It's a laid back spot, girls will come up and introduce themselves and sit on your lap. Start a conversation and request a Lapdance. Simple.

I prefer more hands on clubs where take out is the norm, a VIP room is available and the lap dances are less expensive and more interactive (LOL).

If you go have fun and post a review.

Safe Hunting,

Drkrider

Trick Williams
01-21-11, 18:15
I went to Showcase about a week ago. It's in Beltsville (right next to College Park). Here's a link to some info.

http://noplacelikeshowcase.com/

It's a decent spot. Went on a Wednesday night with a friend of mine. About 17 girls or so. Mostly White, about 4 Black and 2 Spanish. The girls are on average about 7/10. A few are really cute 8/10 and a few are 6/10. Good number of girls are in their early 20's, lean-med build frames, natural tits, long hair types.

Lapdances are 1 song for 20. You can touch but there is no "VIP or champagne" room. Most girls aren't willing or up for take out favors. I couldn't even find one willing to do a bachelor party.

It's a laid back spot, girls will come up and introduce themselves and sit on your lap. Start a conversation and request a Lapdance. Simple.

I prefer more hands on clubs where take out is the norm, a VIP room is available and the lap dances are less expensive and more interactive (LOL).

If you go have fun and post a review.

Safe Hunting,

DrkriderFirst time the kid postin up in this piece. Got to vouch for "Showcase". Nice little spot but take out may be extremely hard to come by (trust! The kid knows). However, the kid was able to get some digits but on some "smack move" shit, the kid never followed through smh. Don't know if the girl was drunk (they don't serve alchohol but the kid knows the chics get twisted in the back) or if she was feelin the kid but after many failed attempts, the kid was able to score some digi's. The number is in the kids phone but get this: The kid doesn't remember what the dancer's name is smh.. The kid knows he's fucking up and she had a phat ass too smh. Hopefully she's still working there smh. Just a little encouragement for those who think its impossible to pull somethin out of there.

Jjcars
01-21-11, 21:43
You got to love someone talking in third person! It's a lost art. At least JJ thinks it is.


First time the kid postin up in this piece. Got to vouch for "Showcase". Nice little spot but take out may be extremely hard to come by (trust! The kid knows). However, the kid was able to get some digits but on some "smack move" shit, the kid never followed through smh. Don't know if the girl was drunk (they don't serve alchohol but the kid knows the chics get twisted in the back) or if she was feelin the kid but after many failed attempts, the kid was able to score some digi's. The number is in the kids phone but get this: The kid doesn't remember what the dancer's name is smh.. The kid knows he's fucking up and she had a phat ass too smh. Hopefully she's still working there smh. Just a little encouragement for those who think its impossible to pull somethin out of there.

Metalmanix
01-22-11, 01:52
I grabbed some drinks at Sign of the Whale, about a block away from my work, with some friends. We had some time to kill so decided to hit Camelot right next door. Bad Choice.

I mean, I don't have really any basis for comparison. The girls were attractive and friendly enough, I guess. I'm used to the full-grind hustle that you see at The Block and Showcase theatre. My mixed drink was about 9 bucks, which gave me some 1's that I could kill some time with. As a bunch of young (but extremely well-dressed) guys in our 20's, I almost feel like we were largely ignored. I asked one of the dancers about a dance to which she nicely replied "sorry honey, no dances at all in DC, anywhere." As my first time at a club within DC limits, I had nothing to compare it to. Gave the dancers a tip, finished our drink, and then left.

Freshly Snipes
01-22-11, 09:38
I grabbed some drinks at Sign of the Whale, about a block away from my work, with some friends. We had some time to kill so decided to hit Camelot right next door. Bad Choice.

I mean, I don't have really any basis for comparison. The girls were attractive and friendly enough, I guess. I'm used to the full-grind hustle that you see at The Block and Showcase theatre. My mixed drink was about 9 bucks, which gave me some 1's that I could kill some time with. As a bunch of young (but extremely well-dressed) guys in our 20's, I almost feel like we were largely ignored. I asked one of the dancers about a dance to which she nicely replied "sorry honey, no dances at all in DC, anywhere." As my first time at a club within DC limits, I had nothing to compare it to. Gave the dancers a tip, finished our drink, and then left.Unless you're filthy rich, spots like Camelot cater to many older looking guys. The girls seem to know that they are the ones that have the money, and will sit and 'milk' them all night.

Utwogood
01-22-11, 20:46
Went to Fuego this past Saturday. I am into the latin ladies but just heard about this bar recently. All in all, not bad for my first time there. Arrived about 11:00 pm and left around 12:30. The club is in the cut, the surroundings aren't great and the parking is dismal (most people parked illegally along the sides of the buildings, but the area is pretty deserted around that time). The club is converted from a big warehouse space and was not bad; ambiance about as good as a mid-range dance club. Good sound system and lighting FX; mostly latino dance music and a tiny bit of hiphop, I think from a jukebox. The MC had a problem with the mic and the screeching feedback was VERY annoying.

Cover was $20. There had to be about 200 or so little mexican guys to about 20-25 female dancers. Dancers dance nude on stage, and walk the floor in bikini. The dancers were above average: ranging from a couple 6s and 9s, but mostly 7-8s; mostly latina, a few black. 1 or 2 white. All the dancers were attractive in one way or another. I saw less than 10 blacks there, and half of those actually worked there. Also saw about 20 women there enjoying the show with their BF or BFF. I did not get to do a lapdance or VIP (which I usully think is a rip off) , but I get the feeling that the latin dancers wouldn't give me much love anyway, for either language or solidarity reasons. Mostly everyone stood around, but oddly there was enough room to get around and get a decent view. There were places to sit in the front around the stage and around the perimeter, but with the perimeter seats you usually couldn't see the stage. They also had another dance location, but it wasn't open-why? The men were respectful (!) ; even during the lapdances I didn't see much groping or quick feels.

There were just too many guys there to get my bearings so I eventually left but I'd definitely go back, but during a weekday. So I went again, but this time on Sunday. That was perfect because the crowd had gone down to about 50 patrons and about 12 or so dancers. Much better than the 200 I saw on that Saturday. I learned a few spanish phrases to help me talk to the dancers while tipping them when they were on stage. With that, they were much more eager to lap dance with me later. I met up with some cats from Texas and North Carolina who were visiting for the first time. We had a blast-I normally don't converse much with other patrons. Our section was the loudest and as a result all the dancers eventually shuffled through. Had a good time and will definitely be back, but on Sunday.

Trick Williams
01-22-11, 23:41
The kids been to club Fuego but like Utwogood said, a bit too crowded for the kids taste. Might have to check it out during the week. Some nice spanish mommies up in that piece.

Dre336
01-23-11, 15:29
If "take out" is what you're after, your best bet is irving's, and bazz and crue. Primarily irvings. There's another spot on old branch ave called the harley rider's club. Alot of the girls there do bachelor parties. I'm not sure what the best nights are nowadays I haven't been in awhile. However I am interested in checking out club extasy which is right up the street.

For fuego's check it out on a Monday when they do the dance contest. It's some nice sights in there.

RealManOne
01-23-11, 19:41
Glad you went back bc the girls in there don't care too much what background you are from. I've been to fuego on sat as well and totally agree with the 200 plus guys there but during the week on wed thurs are good nights as well.

Last depends on the lady but contact has not been an issue for me when getting a lapdance I've even notice on a sat night a chica was letting guys rub down while on the back stage but she look drunk as hell so that was probably the reason for her not caring that night.

BYOB is the best thing I like about the club a large cup of the 'conyake' and some dances I'm too drunk to even try to bag a number or see about takeout. Never heard anybody saying they succeeded in that just like showgirls.


So I went again, but this time on Sunday. That was perfect because the crowd had gone down to about 50 patrons and about 12 or so dancers. Much better than the 200 I saw on that Saturday. I learned a few spanish phrases to help me talk to the dancers while tipping them when they were on stage. With that, they were much more eager to lap dance with me later. I met up with some cats from Texas and North Carolina who were visiting for the first time. We had a blast-I normally don't converse much with other patrons. Our section was the loudest and as a result all the dancers eventually shuffled through. Had a good time and will definitely be back, but on Sunday.

Original Man 78
02-05-11, 19:28
Mongers,

I have been hitting up Skylark Lounge with some success. A lot of the dancers will give dances and allow you to feel on them. If you use your mouthpiece, takeout can be had. If anyone wants to go up there through the week, just send me a PM.

OM78

Original Man 78
02-05-11, 19:32
Dre,

I hit up club Ecstasy for the first time a couple of days ago. (Thursday Night) There were approximately 15-20 girls in there and none were lower than 8's on the dime scale. Some of the girls told me that they dance at Fuego. I'm not sure if takeout could be had, as I was in scout monger mode. I'm sure if you use the monger mouthpiece, takeout can be had. I'm definitely going to hit the spot up again. I appreciate a spot that is actually clean on the inside and not thrown together like Irvings, Ebony Inn or any of the other hood spots.


If "take out" is what you're after, your best bet is irving's, and bazz and crue. Primarily irvings. There's another spot on old branch ave called the harley rider's club. Alot of the girls there do bachelor parties. I'm not sure what the best nights are nowadays I haven't been in awhile. However I am interested in checking out club extasy which is right up the street.

For fuego's check it out on a Monday when they do the dance contest. It's some nice sights in there.

CBrees82
02-18-11, 17:53
Went to Fuego last night, arrived around 9:30pm paid the $10 cover and was pleasantly surprised by the spacious, nightclub environment they were trying to create. There were maybe 10 guys there when I arrived all sitting around the stage in the middle of the room. I decided to go VIP and pay $10 to sit in the red sofa area instead, $10 for VIP is a good deal for me. Anyway, sat down for maybe 10-15 minutes just watching the dancer do her thing on stage, was disappointed there weren't any girls walking around the club. Found out from the bouncer that the girls don't come out until later, which turned out to be after 10pm because there weren't enough potential customers. I got lucky and was approached by a sexy girl who goes by Sweet Kookie. Italian-American dancer with natural C-breasts and a round ass. Definitely what I like! Cute face, little waist, and a big behind! She was also fluent in English which helped her cause, alot of the latina / hispanic dancers do not speak much English so after,"hey you want to dance?" it becomes silent. I prefer to have some dialogue before I purchase a LD to build repoire with her and to eventually get take out if the opportunity presents itself. Ended up chillin' with Sweet Kookie for a good hour, getting a couple LD's and making sure she was the one I wanted to spend my money on. She finally persuaded me to get the private dance in the back where she would take her top off and show me her cookies. $30 / song is expensive, but she had me feeling good. I'm still thinking about her phat ass and soft natural tiddies today! Stayed for 3 songs and thanked her for her services and went on my way.

It was still relatively early so I didn't need to leave, went back to my spot in the VIP area and chilled watching new girls go up and dance. Was approached by a few more dancers who were from somewhere in South America but again, no conversation = no money for you! They ended up sitting next to me for a long time, when they finally left Sweet Kookie came back and we were able to hang out some more, damn her skin was so soft. It was getting late so I wanted to know if she would oblige my interest in take-out. I asked,"Do you ever hang out with customers outside the club?" Her reply,"Sometimes. Depends on what we do." BOI-OING! Ok, but I've heard this one before where a girl will say all the right things but at the end flakes. I say,"Really? Like what?" Her reply,"Depends on what we work out." Or something to that effect. Essentially, I'll give you takeout if you treat me right, make me feel comfortable and I spend the $$. Didn't ask for her digits but she did tell me to come back next week, not sure if I'm being played but I enjoyed my first time there so I'll be going back and following up with her. Keep you all posted on what goes down, if anything.

Overall, I rate the experience a solid 8. The majority of girls were a 6-7. Sweet Kookie is a solid 8-9. There was one other south american chick with a nice rack and phat ass, but she never approached me. I don't think she spoke much English though, so wouldn't have gotten my $$.

Dre336
02-19-11, 01:52
Mongers,

I have been hitting up Skylark Lounge with some success. A lot of the dancers will give dances and allow you to feel on them. If you use your mouthpiece, takeout can be had. If anyone wants to go up there through the week, just send me a PM.

OM78We need to talk offline. That's my spot. Pretty much anyone in there can be had, but if you got your gameface on tight they'll give it to you because they like you.

Dre336
02-19-11, 01:54
Dre,

I hit up club Ecstasy for the first time a couple of days ago. (Thursday Night) There were approximately 15-20 girls in there and none were lower than 8's on the dime scale. Some of the girls told me that they dance at Fuego. I'm not sure if takeout could be had, as I was in scout monger mode. I'm sure if you use the monger mouthpiece, takeout can be had. I'm definitely going to hit the spot up again. I appreciate a spot that is actually clean on the inside and not thrown together like Irvings, Ebony Inn or any of the other hood spots.Well damn. Nuff said, I'm checking this spot out. That'll be my afterparty when the tradewinds closes.

Pretty much any girl who does bachelor parties can be had "if" she likes you.

Trick Williams
02-19-11, 14:55
Went to Fuego last night, arrived around 9:30pm paid the $10 cover and was pleasantly surprised by the spacious, nightclub environment they were trying to create. There were maybe 10 guys there when I arrived all sitting around the stage in the middle of the room. I decided to go VIP and pay $10 to sit in the red sofa area instead, $10 for VIP is a good deal for me. Anyway, sat down for maybe 10-15 minutes just watching the dancer do her thing on stage, was disappointed there weren't any girls walking around the club. Found out from the bouncer that the girls don't come out until later, which turned out to be after 10pm because there weren't enough potential customers. I got lucky and was approached by a sexy girl who goes by Sweet Kookie. Italian-American dancer with natural C-breasts and a round ass. Definitely what I like! Cute face, little waist, and a big behind! She was also fluent in English which helped her cause, alot of the latina / hispanic dancers do not speak much English so after,"hey you want to dance?" it becomes silent. I prefer to have some dialogue before I purchase a LD to build repoire with her and to eventually get take out if the opportunity presents itself. Ended up chillin' with Sweet Kookie for a good hour, getting a couple LD's and making sure she was the one I wanted to spend my money on. She finally persuaded me to get the private dance in the back where she would take her top off and show me her cookies. $30 / song is expensive, but she had me feeling good. I'm still thinking about her phat ass and soft natural tiddies today! Stayed for 3 songs and thanked her for her services and went on my way.

It was still relatively early so I didn't need to leave, went back to my spot in the VIP area and chilled watching new girls go up and dance. Was approached by a few more dancers who were from somewhere in South America but again, no conversation = no money for you! They ended up sitting next to me for a long time, when they finally left Sweet Kookie came back and we were able to hang out some more, damn her skin was so soft. It was getting late so I wanted to know if she would oblige my interest in take-out. I asked,"Do you ever hang out with customers outside the club?" Her reply,"Sometimes. Depends on what we do." BOI-OING! Ok, but I've heard this one before where a girl will say all the right things but at the end flakes. I say,"Really? Like what?" Her reply,"Depends on what we work out." Or something to that effect. Essentially, I'll give you takeout if you treat me right, make me feel comfortable and I spend the $$. Didn't ask for her digits but she did tell me to come back next week, not sure if I'm being played but I enjoyed my first time there so I'll be going back and following up with her. Keep you all posted on what goes down, if anything.

Overall, I rate the experience a solid 8. The majority of girls were a 6-7. Sweet Kookie is a solid 8-9. There was one other south american chick with a nice rack and phat ass, but she never approached me. I don't think she spoke much English though, so wouldn't have gotten my $$. This is good to hear. Might have to start going to Fuego's more often.

Original Man 78
02-19-11, 17:33
TW,

Clear your PM box.


This is good to hear. Might have to start going to Fuego's more often.

Trick Williams
02-19-11, 20:29
TW,

Clear your PM box. Box is cleared.

Pimp Trick
02-20-11, 00:23
Sounds like a plan. Wonder if OM78 and the Trick could tag along. I will be getting my cherry broken, as I never been to Fuego. Speedy "Pimp" Gonzalez here I come, Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Yii-hah!

Now, where did I put that Zorro outfit. Might have to be Desperado, El Mariachi.


This is good to hear. Might have to start going to Fuego's more often.

Mac Jones
02-20-11, 05:02
I usually hit Archibalds when I'm in town. No extras, the liquor tastes watered down and its expensive. Food is actually decent for a tittay bar and some of the gals are stacked in a good way. All in all its Just decent, but nothing super special. No lap or couches, no cover chg. Blue laws are funny about boobs and beers!

Game Ova
02-21-11, 19:46
If I wanted to go to one of the MD strip clubs during a weeknight, which one would the board recommend? In other words, which one is usually not dead. Irving's?

Analystgreene
02-22-11, 10:01
1 Sinsationals.

2. Braze and Crue.

3. Mile high.

4. Escasty.


If I wanted to go to one of the MD strip clubs during a weeknight, which one would the board recommend? In other words, which one is usually not dead. Irving's?

Pimp Trick
02-22-11, 19:43
Analyst.

What about the House? Dead or still a good stop thru?


1 Sinsationals.

2. Braze and Crue.

3. Mile high.

4. Escasty.

Dre336
02-26-11, 17:28
Analyst.

What about the House? Dead or still a good stop thru?They still have some decent girls, but the bar is whack and the dancers tend to be on some stuck up shit. Alot of them are working at other spots nowadays like fuego, mile high and extasy. I've been hearing good things about macombos lately. That's the new hot spot.

Off Color
03-04-11, 22:57
Now I've seen everything. The other day I was driving around and came across a box truck that had "Stadium Club" painted on it. Get this: the entire side of the truck was an electronic display flashing ads for the club. Maybe I don't get around enough, but never before have I seen a truck like this. I suppose it explains in part why their prices are so high.

Analystgreene
03-09-11, 00:04
I don't hit the clubs in DC too much because I like having a beer or two.


They still have some decent girls, but the bar is whack and the dancers tend to be on some stuck up shit. Alot of them are working at other spots nowadays like fuego, mile high and extasy. I've been hearing good things about macombos lately. That's the new hot spot.

Ozmong
03-09-11, 07:26
G'Day all,

I've been off this site for a while, spending time on ISG as I have moved back to Oz. I've been keeping tabs on the AMP and Club scene, looks like some things have changed, not all for the best. Most of the reports from the old sites don't sound like they are as much fun any more, and Leo seems to be as active as ever.

However, I have a favour to ask of my mongering friends in DC.

Has anyone met Nikki at Archibalds? Is she the same asian girl that worked at Camelot a few years back? We goy along well, but have lost touch, so I would be grateful if anyone can give me an update.

Stay safe, happy mongering, if you're in Oz sometime look me up on ISG,

Cheers,

Ozmong

Frenznbenz
03-16-11, 23:46
Hey Oz,

The Nikki at Archies is a Russian blonde. She has been there for a while.


G'Day all,

I've been off this site for a while, spending time on ISG as I have moved back to Oz. I've been keeping tabs on the AMP and Club scene, looks like some things have changed, not all for the best. Most of the reports from the old sites don't sound like they are as much fun any more, and Leo seems to be as active as ever.

However, I have a favour to ask of my mongering friends in DC.

Has anyone met Nikki at Archibalds? Is she the same asian girl that worked at Camelot a few years back? We goy along well, but have lost touch, so I would be grateful if anyone can give me an update.

Stay safe, happy mongering, if you're in Oz sometime look me up on ISG,

Cheers,

Ozmong

Dre336
03-17-11, 20:06
They have pornstars feature dance in there from time to time on saturdays and it's a nice spot. If you got some $$$$$ to blow you can have fun there. As far as quality, them and fuego's have the best quality in this area.

Ozmong
03-18-11, 01:16
Feenzbenz,

Thanks for the update. Its been a few years since Camelot, I know these Girls have a shelf life. If anyone comes across a Vietnamese American girl called Nikki in their travels around DC, please let me know.

Happy Mongering,

Ozmong

Jackwa1
03-22-11, 14:09
Feenzbenz,

Thanks for the update. Its been a few years since Camelot, I know these Girls have a shelf life. If anyone comes across a Vietnamese American girl called Nikki in their travels around DC, please let me know.

Happy Mongering,

OzmongThere's a Nyke at CCR that use to be at Camelot and Royal Palace before that.

Ozmong
03-30-11, 02:23
There's a Nyke at CCR that use to be at Camelot and Royal Palace before that.Is she 5'4", long black hair (not that that helps when describing asian girls!.) Very friendly, very expensive hobby (high drink prices at Camelot!). If it is Nikki, treat her well and look after her.

Oz

Jackwa1
04-09-11, 23:04
Is she 5'4", long black hair (not that that helps when describing asian girls.) Very friendly, very expensive hobby (high drink prices at Camelot!). If it is Nikki, treat her well and look after her.

OzSounds right, although I can't be sure. The Nyke I'm thinking of is at Crystal City Restaurant, not Camelot.

Tipster2
05-05-11, 02:32
Does anyone know the story behind the Archibald's bartenders refusing to serve a courtesy glass of tap water when you order a $10 alcoholic drink? Will the next fee be for a paper napkin request or walking in the entrance carrying a brief case?

Mastabuck
05-05-11, 23:20
Does anyone know the story behind the Archibald's bartenders refusing to serve a courtesy glass of tap water when you order a $10 alcoholic drink? Will the next fee be for a paper napkin request or walking in the entrance carrying a brief case?Last time I went to Bazz and Crue, on the first lap dance I got, the girl told me that the new price for dances was 8 dollars. I paid my money but immediately exited the premises and will not return. The best democracy is dollar democracy. If we don't take a stand now then eventually they will charge for napkins. Hell, they will charge for the right to sit down like in Miami.

From the information gathered on this board I have stayed away from many clubs including Archibalds. Frankly, none of the clubs in this area are as good as any in Atlanta. I have been spoiled from my time living down in the strip club Mecca.

Emulsion
05-06-11, 09:43
This is by far my favourite strip club, and these days they have some hot new girls on the dayshift, in fact, I like the day shift girls better than the night shift girls, besides $3 dollar budweisers helps to. LOL.

www.starimages4you.com

Drunker Irish
05-06-11, 10:44
This is by far my favourite strip club, and these days they have some hot new girls on the dayshift, in fact, I like the day shift girls better than the night shift girls, besides $3 dollar budweisers helps to. LOL.

www.starimages4you.com

Is this the right website or are you spamming? Giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Loop Vet
05-06-11, 13:54
Is this the right website or are you spamming? Giving you the benefit of the doubt.That's his personal website. Not spam, more like a sig.

Sordo Scribe
05-09-11, 17:41
Does anyone know the story behind the Archibald's bartenders refusing to serve a courtesy glass of tap water when you order a $10 alcoholic drink? Will the next fee be for a paper napkin request or walking in the entrance carrying a brief case?Went to a strip club in downtown DC years ago with a friend (a block away from the White House. Its gone now). He was one of those who wanted to go cheap. Asked for a glass of water (for free?) but they gave him a bottled water and charged him $5 bucks. Guess nothing is free these days.

DCDave
05-20-11, 13:13
Does anyone know the story behind the Archibald's bartenders refusing to serve a courtesy glass of tap water when you order a $10 alcoholic drink? Will the next fee be for a paper napkin request or walking in the entrance carrying a brief case?None of the clubs in DC I've ever been to have ever served free water. They charge the high prices for drinks, including water, to make up for not having a cover charge. Some of them also have a rule that you must buy a drink after a certain period of time. If they let guys just sit there watching the girls and not spend any money, they'd go broke.

Joseleche
06-08-11, 19:41
It looked closed, was boarded up and furnature out infront as if they were eveicted.

Original Man 78
06-08-11, 20:25
Wow! Rumor has is that is where they are going to build a Walmart at. Skylark had been falling apart anyway and needed to be condemned. Too bad I didn't conquer enough trout out of that place.


It looked closed, was boarded up and furnature out infront as if they were eveicted.

Drkrider
06-08-11, 22:17
It looked closed, was boarded up and furnature out infront as if they were eveicted.Yep. One of the dancers told me that shut it down last night. Apparently it wasn't handled very well. It came as a surpise to the dancers and "management". LOL. They have been talking about the new Walmart for a few months now. Shame that management doesn't have another club to transition over to. No invitations or instructions to patrons for a new club were handed out.

According to my "source". They're planning a new club like the Stadium club but for the working man. We'll see, they're going to have trouble getting their liquor license renewed.

At least I got my "source". She's turned out to be a real gem. Wish I had more like her though.

Those chiks got to show up somewhere. They all got habits and bills.

Safe Hunting.

Drkrider

Member #4917
06-09-11, 17:48
Yep. One of the dancers told me that shut it down last night. Apparently it wasn't handled very well. It came as a surpise to the dancers and "management". LOL. They have been talking about the new Walmart for a few months now. Shame that management doesn't have another club to transition over to. No invitations or instructions to patrons for a new club were handed out.

According to my "source". They're planning a new club like the Stadium club but for the working man. We'll see, they're going to have trouble getting their liquor license renewed.

At least I got my "source". She's turned out to be a real gem. Wish I had more like her though.

Those chiks got to show up somewhere. They all got habits and bills.

Safe Hunting.

DrkriderThe Walmart chit chatter is true. 4 should be coming to the District in the very near future.

Two in NW, one in NE (NY Ave & Bladensburg Road) and one in SE / SW. It seems like they will be trying to tuck it in between the KFC and the Gas Station.

True, kids to feed, bills to pay and habits that will be in need of a regular fix. Chickens will be clucking.

Hrfunguy06
06-09-11, 21:10
Does anyone know the story behind the Archibald's bartenders refusing to serve a courtesy glass of tap water when you order a $10 alcoholic drink? Will the next fee be for a paper napkin request or walking in the entrance carrying a brief case?Archibald's has always been a awkward feeling place for me. I first went to Archibald's in the early 90's, and while it was okay, Archibald's didn't stick as a "favorite" for me. About two years ago, I figured I would stop by and and give Archibald's a try again. There are two things that stick out in my mind from that visit. First, being met at the door by some guy that informed me of their policy against cellphone use while in the bar. Understandable, but no other bar makes an issue of that. Second, and more frustrating, was the "shakedown" by the dancers after their set. Apparently, at Archibald's, patrons are expected to provide an additional tip when the dancer "works" the room after her set. If you didn't provide a tip, you could expect a small scene to be made.

That was about two years ago. Once again, since I was in the area, I figured I'd stop by and give the place another try. Met at the door again and beat over the head about the cellphone thing. And, once again, the shakedown. Disappointing.

Dre336
06-09-11, 21:18
Yep. One of the dancers told me that shut it down last night. Apparently it wasn't handled very well. It came as a surpise to the dancers and "management". LOL. They have been talking about the new Walmart for a few months now. Shame that management doesn't have another club to transition over to. No invitations or instructions to patrons for a new club were handed out.

According to my "source". They're planning a new club like the Stadium club but for the working man. We'll see, they're going to have trouble getting their liquor license renewed.

At least I got my "source". She's turned out to be a real gem. Wish I had more like her though.

Those chiks got to show up somewhere. They all got habits and bills.

Safe Hunting.

DrkriderI wouldn't believe those "plans" I've been hearing all kinds of shit about renovating the spot etc and NONE of it panned out.

Even though they didn't get much notice on the closing (not even a whole day) the owners should've been on top of finding a new spot a LONG time ago. Now once they move it's going to take awhile to build the clientele back up. The good thing about it is, the owners have got some ink, and they have a nudity license so as long as they're not too close to a residential area they'll be fine. They just got to move quick to find a new spot.

Dre336
06-09-11, 21:21
Wow! Rumor has is that is where they are going to build a Walmart at. Skylark had been falling apart anyway and needed to be condemned. Too bad I didn't conquer enough trout out of that place.Relax my brother, them hoes will still be around. A few are going to macombos'.1 super phat 1 is goin to the penthouse, and you'll see some at 5th &K and the lapdance spots and you might see a few on BP LOL. I'll post more info as I get it from them.

I got the contact info of all the dancers I like so I'm good. I am going to miss taht spot tho. I've had alot of fun and got a pretty good amount of alias pussy out of there.

I Am The City
06-26-11, 03:29
Do not go to sensations in Lanham! Boring, the Strippers are lazy, and you have to leave you're phone in the car because management is afraid that people will take pics of all the nothingness going on. The Strippers wait for tips to take clothes off, while the guys wait til they take something off to tip. This is the 2nd time being there in the last 4 months or so, and the same M. O. I see them going out of business soon. Even the VIP isn't really worth it (although I haven't tried the "boom boom room"). Just a lame place some places are cheap others are inexpensive. This place is the prior.

Drkrider
06-28-11, 12:11
Do not go to sensations in Lanham! Boring, the Strippers are lazy, and you have to leave you're phone in the car because management is afraid that people will take pics of all the nothingness going on. The Strippers wait for tips to take clothes off, while the guys wait til they take something off to tip. This is the 2nd time being there in the last 4 months or so, and the same M. O. I see them going out of business soon. Even the VIP isn't really worth it (although I haven't tried the "boom boom room"). Just a lame place some places are cheap others are inexpensive. This place is the prior.Thanks for the info.

I'm hosting a few guys for a bachelor party next week and we plan on hitting a few strip clubs (if I can't find a lock door part first. July 7th). I went to Sensations yrs ago and had a great time. Based on your review I won't be swinging by there next week.

Dre336
06-28-11, 21:40
Thanks for the info.

I'm hosting a few guys for a bachelor party next week and we plan on hitting a few strip clubs (if I can't find a lock door part first. July 7th). I went to Sensations yrs ago and had a great time. Based on your review I won't be swinging by there next week.Your best bet is Fuego's on a Friday or Saturday. Depending on what your tastes are you might like Upscale, if you like it gritty, check out Irvings.

Choboman
06-30-11, 01:03
Just took a visit back to Dallas, and it's tough coming back to the scene here.6 for FS in the VIP! Hell, it cost more than that 10 years ago when I lived there.

Lovejugs
06-30-11, 21:42
Thanks for the info.

I'm hosting a few guys for a bachelor party next week and we plan on hitting a few strip clubs (if I can't find a lock door part first. July 7th). I went to Sensations yrs ago and had a great time. Based on your review I won't be swinging by there next week.Get your friends to chip in. Get a nice hotel rooms and set up a bunch of reviewed girls? Just a thought.

Lovejugs

Lovejugs
06-30-11, 21:47
None of the clubs in DC I've ever been to have ever served free water. They charge the high prices for drinks, including water, to make up for not having a cover charge. Some of them also have a rule that you must buy a drink after a certain period of time. If they let guys just sit there watching the girls and not spend any money, they'd go broke.I have a cheap ass friend that will nurse a beer for two hours if you let him. And in two hours he will probably tip $5. I think if you buy at least one drink in a 30 minute period and tip at least $10 and hour you shouldn't be bothered. If you can't afford it stay out of the bars. I do agree though, that charging for water is a bit much.

Lovejugs

Lovejugs
06-30-11, 21:52
Went to a strip club in downtown DC years ago with a friend (a block away from the White House. Its gone now). He was one of those who wanted to go cheap. Asked for a glass of water (for free?) but they gave him a bottled water and charged him $5 bucks. Guess nothing is free these days.To my knowledge there has never been a strip club a block from the White House. What was the name of this place? The Closest is probably Archabalds and that is several blocks away.

Lovejugs

Lovejugs
06-30-11, 21:54
This is by far my favourite strip club, and these days they have some hot new girls on the dayshift, in fact, I like the day shift girls better than the night shift girls, besides $3 dollar budweisers helps to. LOL.

www.starimages4you.comRemember the late 90's and Foxy Playground. That was freak shack with private back rooms.

Lovejugs

Lovejugs
06-30-11, 21:59
I stopped by the Paper Moon on wed. Before turkeyday. Normally if I was looking to see a few naked girls I would go to Good Guys in DC. But I did not want to mess with the traffic around the holiday. I must say that I was pleasently suprized. There were quite a few good looking girls working the floor, looking for a chance to lap dance for $20. Not going to get much action that way. But they do have a VIP room. I chose not to drop the $ there but was told for around $60 you get a lap dance and can touch. I did not think that was permitted in VA. Maybe cause I don't look like LEO she was offering a special. I'll have to stop by again and give one of the girls a try.He dropped almost $500 in one night. I just had to laugh. I asked if he at least got a BJ. Negative. I think the cocktails and his little one got the best of him that night. LOL.

Lovejugs

Parkinsons
07-01-11, 10:39
To my knowledge there has never been a strip club a block from the White House. What was the name of this place? The Closest is probably Archabalds and that is several blocks away.

LovejugsIt was a pretty good place. I forgot the exact name, but it was just the street number, like "the 1776 Club" or something like that.

Andrewsted
07-01-11, 14:11
It was a pretty good place. I forgot the exact name, but it was just the street number, like "the 1776 Club" or something like that.The place was called The 1720 Club. It was at 1720 H Street, one block from the White House. Closed a long time ago and now there is an office building there. The owner wanted to move his location, signed a new lease and gave up his old address and business but then found out that his liquor lic. Was not grandfathered and therefore he could not brin his liquor lic with him and he could not get a new one be / cc the DC govt was not issuing anymore strip club liq lic's.

Go to Good Guys on Wisc, it's the best of all the DC clubs. Try Ranson WVA if you are out newar Charlestown Races & Casino. It's a $5 cover and $3 beers. Good Guys in DC is no cover but $8 beer

Lovejugs
07-01-11, 14:50
The place was called The 1720 Club. It was at 1720 H Street, one block from the White House. Closed a long time ago and now there is an office building there. The owner wanted to move his location, signed a new lease and gave up his old address and business but then found out that his liquor lic. Was not grandfathered and therefore he could not brin his liquor lic with him and he could not get a new one be / cc the DC govt was not issuing anymore strip club liq lic's.

Go to Good Guys on Wisc, it's the best of all the DC clubs. Try Ranson WVA if you are out newar Charlestown Races & Casino. It's a $5 cover and $3 beers. Good Guys in DC is no cover but $8 beerIt had a stage off to the left when you first walked in, then one I think in the center wall of the room, and if I remember correctly an upstairs small stage. It has been some years.

Lovejugs

Sordo Scribe
07-01-11, 18:23
The place was called The 1720 Club. It was at 1720 H Street, one block from the White House. Closed a long time agoHad a cute dancer named Sue, she even let me help count her money on a slow night and she had $700. Still a couple more hours to go before last call.

Drkrider
07-01-11, 22:30
Get your friends to chip in. Get a nice hotel rooms and set up a bunch of reviewed girls? Just a thought.

LovejugsYeah. Sounds easy enough. Except that his groomsmen are broke. LOL.

I'm definitely not covering the entire expense. So I informed the groom that we'd be going to a strip club or I'd hook him up with a "date". That's it.

RogerNelson
07-03-11, 07:54
I can make it happen.


Yeah. Sounds easy enough. Except that his groomsmen are broke. LOL.

I'm definitely not covering the entire expense. So I informed the groom that we'd be going to a strip club or I'd hook him up with a "date". That's it.

Living Abroad
07-06-11, 15:34
I've just moved back to the DC area after being overseas. I have thing for beautiful black women. Are there any strip clubs in town that are predominantly black girls?

Oldfart69
07-07-11, 15:20
I've just moved back to the DC area after being overseas. I have thing for beautiful black women. Are there any strip clubs in town that are predominantly black girls?Try Louie's Rogue at 5th & K NW. Almost all black girls. Quality varies a lot and changes from time to time. Many are quite friendly. Laid back lower end atmosphere.

Joseleche
07-07-11, 17:46
Try Louie's Rogue at 5th & K NW. Almost all black girls. Quality varies a lot and changes from time to time. Many are quite friendly. Laid back lower end atmosphere.But do not mistake the people outside as the same as the inside.

Dre336
07-07-11, 20:19
I've just moved back to the DC area after being overseas. I have thing for beautiful black women. Are there any strip clubs in town that are predominantly black girls?The Penthouse and Macombo's are pretty much it for black girls. 5th & K is so-so depending on the night you go. Fridays are best in my opinion. 555 is opening soon but I wouldn't hold my breath. I've been hearing that for years, although they do have a sign up now.

For lapdance action there's a ton of spots in MD, irvings', upscale ballroom, mile high, fuego's (mainly latina and white, but some redbones) sinsationals is wack, I cannot recommend that spot. Ebony inn is an interesting spot nowadays. Alot of the skylark girls are over there now

Living Abroad
07-08-11, 17:40
Thanks.

I took Oldfarts advice and tried 5th and K. It was great for a mellow Thurs eve. Laid back, relaxed, nice girls (yeah, and I was careful not to mistake the girls inside with the chicks with dicks outside. That tip was also appreciated).

The girls inside also recommended Macombo and Fuego's. I appreciate the advice. A lot of beautiful women in this city. I met some girls walking back up K who were headed into some of the local nightspots. Friendly.


The Penthouse and Macombo's are pretty much it for black girls. 5th & K is so-so depending on the night you go. Fridays are best in my opinion. 555 is opening soon but I wouldn't hold my breath. I've been hearing that for years, although they do have a sign up now.

For lapdance action there's a ton of spots in MD, irvings', upscale ballroom, mile high, fuego's (mainly latina and white, but some redbones) sinsationals is wack, I cannot recommend that spot. Ebony inn is an interesting spot nowadays. Alot of the skylark girls are over there now

Living Abroad
07-11-11, 20:07
I dropped by Fuego last night. There were three police cars out front, a handful of latin women standing around and about 5 cars parked along the street. I was told the club had a problem with its paperwork and was temporarily closed. Too bad. I decided to go by and check out nearby Stadium. The place was hopping (on a Sunday night) $20 to park, $20 to get in. I gave it a thought and decided I'd get more bang for my buck on another night when I wasn't so tired.

Drkrider
07-16-11, 07:10
Gentlemen,

I went to a biker club called "Down and Dirty" on the recommendation of stripper I know. Great spot. It's in the Forestville area off of PA avenue near Bazz and Crue (I'll repost the address later. Don't have it with me right now) They're only open on Thursday nights. 9pm. 2am. First time cover is $20. 10 for a membership card. 10 for admission. Future visits are 10 with a membership.

About 20-30 girls. 95% black. 3% mixed. 2 % white. All on par with Irvings. 6-8/10 on scale. All definitely "hittable". The rules are flexible, touch anywhere, nude dancing on your lap, nipple sucking, fingering etc. I asked one girl "Hurricane" what the rules were and she informed me that "anything is possible as long as you're discreet".

Take-out is available. I asked 3 girls. All said yes, prices ranges were acceptable. I'll be following up with couple of them this week.

Lap dances are about $5 / song some girls wanted $10. All seemed negotiable.

Chill atmosphere, big open warehouse style club with round tables and a few chairs against the wall. BYOB.

I'll definitely return when I can get out on a Thursday night.

Drkrider

Lovejugs
07-16-11, 16:38
I used to date a dancer from there in the late 90's-early 2000's. Place used to be bangin'. Big curves on the top and bottom. The girls could compete with the Penthouse. I hadn't been back in a couple years. I went on a Thurday night a couple weeks ago and was really lame. Girls were average and lazy as hell. At one point a girl was just laying on her side watching the TV. I chaulked it up to being a Thurday and thought I would try again on a main night (Friday or Saturday). After hitting a Burlesque show at the Red Palace last night I decided I should give them a fair shake and see what was going on there on a Friday night. Was disappointed. Not much better. Wanda "Boss Lady" was constantly having to yell and discipline the girls. There where a couple girls that were more curvy, but not enough to make me stay long. Back in the day the girls were thick to death. Almost every one of them looked like they stepped out of a rap video. I also noticed the amount of dancers was less as well. About half of what I used to see back in the day. Well, I gave it a try and they get a thumbs down. I will hit the Penthouse next time for sure.

Lovejugs

Dre336
07-18-11, 22:55
I used to date a dancer from there in the late 90's-early 2000's. Place used to be bangin'. Big curves on the top and bottom. The girls could compete with the Penthouse. I hadn't been back in a couple years. I went on a Thurday night a couple weeks ago and was really lame. Girls were average and lazy as hell. At one point a girl was just laying on her side watching the TV. I chaulked it up to being a Thurday and thought I would try again on a main night (Friday or Saturday). After hitting a Burlesque show at the Red Palace last night I decided I should give them a fair shake and see what was going on there on a Friday night. Was disappointed. Not much better. Wanda "Boss Lady" was constantly having to yell and discipline the girls. There where a couple girls that were more curvy, but not enough to make me stay long. Back in the day the girls were thick to death. Almost every one of them looked like they stepped out of a rap video. I also noticed the amount of dancers was less as well. About half of what I used to see back in the day. Well, I gave it a try and they get a thumbs down. I will hit the Penthouse next time for sure.

LovejugsI agree. The Rogue has fallen off and it's generally sucked the last couple years. Macombo's had a nice selection of dancers last time I went.

Dre336
07-18-11, 22:58
Gentlemen,

I went to a biker club called "Down and Dirty" on the recommendation of stripper I know. Great spot. It's in the Forestville area off of PA avenue near Bazz and Crue (I'll repost the address later. Don't have it with me right now) They're only open on Thursday nights. 9pm. 2am. First time cover is $20. 10 for a membership card. 10 for admission. Future visits are 10 with a membership.

About 20-30 girls. 95% black. 3% mixed. 2 % white. All on par with Irvings. 6-8/10 on scale. All definitely "hittable". The rules are flexible, touch anywhere, nude dancing on your lap, nipple sucking, fingering etc. I asked one girl "Hurricane" what the rules were and she informed me that "anything is possible as long as you're discreet".

Take-out is available. I asked 3 girls. All said yes, prices ranges were acceptable. I'll be following up with couple of them this week.

Lap dances are about $5 / song some girls wanted $10. All seemed negotiable.

Chill atmosphere, big open warehouse style club with round tables and a few chairs against the wall. BYOB.

I'll definitely return when I can get out on a Thursday night.

DrkriderOh yeah, I'll definitely have to check this spot out. I'm not a big lap dance fan but I need to add some new talent to my roster. I've been chillin since the skylark closed.

Lovejugs
07-19-11, 18:50
Oh yeah, I'll definitely have to check this spot out. I'm not a big lap dance fan but I need to add some new talent to my roster. I've been chillin since the skylark closed.Reminds me of how Foxy Playground used to be in the late 90's. I would suck on tits and finger right at my table. I never went in the back rooms that I heard were there.

Lovejugs

Bukowskichuck
07-20-11, 18:55
Checked out MaCambo Lounge on Georgia Ave; was there around 8pm on a Thursday. No women were dancing, but plenty were lounging around. Some guy told them to dance and eventually one got up and did so but not with enthusiasm. There's not many seats there and the place is tiny; definitely a waste of time.

Checked out Royal Palace on on Tuesday evening. Completely dead at about 8pm. Three customers. Four dancers, none very enthusiastic and pretty unattractive; two chunky asians broads, though if you are into that type (I'm not). Only upside is two for one drinks. Bought a dancer a drink (cute African American) and chatted to pass some time. Other dancer was a white trashy type. Do not recommend if you are looking for babes.

Went to Camelot on Saturday afternoon; I realize drinks are a bit more but the women are star quality. Bought a number of them them a drink (it was slow so four sat at my table) and tipped and they will hung out and were very friendly.

Bturino
07-21-11, 05:41
Is the parking lot safe? Or is the entire club safe? When you say down and dirty biker bar, is this for biker's only? Rough looking hell's angel type? I would like to go but I heard that that area is going down the drain and would like to keep my wallet and watch while someone winds and grinds me. Please let me know.

Thank you

Living Abroad
07-21-11, 16:22
I used to date a dancer from there in the late 90's-early 2000's. Place used to be bangin'. Big curves on the top and bottom. The girls could compete with the Penthouse. I hadn't been back in a couple years. I went on a Thurday night a couple weeks ago and was really lame. Girls were average and lazy as hell. At one point a girl was just laying on her side watching the TV. I chaulked it up to being a Thurday and thought I would try again on a main night (Friday or Saturday). After hitting a Burlesque show at the Red Palace last night I decided I should give them a fair shake and see what was going on there on a Friday night. Was disappointed. Not much better. Wanda "Boss Lady" was constantly having to yell and discipline the girls. There where a couple girls that were more curvy, but not enough to make me stay long. Back in the day the girls were thick to death. Almost every one of them looked like they stepped out of a rap video. I also noticed the amount of dancers was less as well. About half of what I used to see back in the day. Well, I gave it a try and they get a thumbs down. I will hit the Penthouse next time for sure.

LovejugsSo, I'm new to the area. But for what it's worth, what I like about Louis' Rogue is that it easy to get to / park and very laid back. And inexpensive. I'd like to think of it more as a bar with naked women than as a serious strip club. It is an easy place to kill an hour or two just coming from work. No sell, no stress, and after a few visits its nice to have a rapport with a few of the girls. There are definitely two shifts of dancers, and some of the afternoon girls are pretty cool.

Dre336
07-21-11, 22:16
Reminds me of how Foxy Playground used to be in the late 90's. I would suck on tits and finger right at my table. I never went in the back rooms that I heard were there.

LovejugsI never got to chance to hit that spot but I've heard lots of stories. Oh how I wish I could've gotten in.

Dre336
07-21-11, 22:17
Is the parking lot safe? Or is the entire club safe? When you say down and dirty biker bar, is this for biker's only? Rough looking hell's angel type? I would like to go but I heard that that area is going down the drain and would like to keep my wallet and watch while someone winds and grinds me. Please let me know.

Thank youI don't think you'll find any hell's angels type of dudes over there

Toddsky
07-22-11, 04:41
I will be staying at the Marriott on 12th NW are there any stripclubs within walking distance that have African-American dancers?

Richmond Fotog
07-22-11, 12:06
I've shot photos for some that were at the Camelot, Good Guy's and the Crystal City Restaurant. I believe Archibald's has them. Some are not exactly within walking distance, but I stay at that JW Marriott and the Metro is close by. These clubs have websites with photo galleries and schedules.


I will be staying at the Marriott on 12th NW are there any stripclubs within walking distance that have African-American dancers?

Johnny Stales
07-22-11, 16:21
I will be staying at the Marriott on 12th NW are there any stripclubs within walking distance that have African-American dancers?Louis' Rogue on 5th & K is primarily African-American. Archibalds might be a block or two closer to your hotel but it features primarily white girls.

Dre336
07-23-11, 00:12
I will be staying at the Marriott on 12th NW are there any stripclubs within walking distance that have African-American dancers?Catch a cab and go check out the penthouse on Ga. Ave. It's also on the metro too. I think it's the green line the Rogue is hit or miss and the drinks are pricey. Penthouse on the weekends has better quality consistently.

Toddsky
07-23-11, 05:19
Thank you Gentlemen for the quick responses.

Bukowskichuck
07-23-11, 22:00
Stopped by Royal Palace on Saturday; my advice: is you are depressed avoid this place as it is so bad it will make you suicidal. The first dancer was an old lady in a catholic school girl dress. The next a pretty african american who didn't strip the entire set! The next. Good god it was too awful but I felt the need for bacteria wipes after just watching her. And they have this pathetic doorman who doubles as a dj and never gets the songs right. The chicks give him CDs and he always puts on the wrong track so there are songs starting and stopping and the women yelling from the stage at him. If there was a vote for most depressing club ever, this would win.

Went to Good Guys. This is the opposite pretty much a sports bar with the added benefit of three stages of skanks, and I mean that respectfully. They are all friendly and pretty hot and the sound system is great, good positive vibes. Talked to a stacked blond who sat down and she seemed high as a kite; told me her be-friend works at a gay club and they like to take home gay men for a threesome, but it left her hung over from the night before. A whole bevy of diverse ethnic women, including a truly hot korean. The stages place the women's pussy at eye hight and they will grind in the men's faces as long as they stand there.

Drkrider
07-24-11, 06:20
Is the parking lot safe? Or is the entire club safe? When you say down and dirty biker bar, is this for biker's only? Rough looking hell's angel type? I would like to go but I heard that that area is going down the drain and would like to keep my wallet and watch while someone winds and grinds me. Please let me know.

Thank youIt was as safe as any of the other "lapdance" spots in Maryland (Irvings, Bazz Crue etc.)"Down and Dirty" is the name of the club. No reflection on the patrons. The Biker club appears to be managed / run-by guys who ride motorcycles. Mostly Harley's. The big ones / cruisers. Middle aged, laid back Black guys. No drama. A bunch of the bikers stayed out front of the club on their bikes the entire night talking. It actually gave me an extra sense of security. The club was open to everyone. Mostly Blacks. 99, and a couple of White guys. There were also about 10. 12 lesbians there getting lapdanced and enjoying the girls.

I wouldn't necessarily take any beyond the normal precautions when venturing out to this club. They ALL have an element of danger, but I never felt unsafe or uncomfortable.

Drkrider
08-20-11, 08:02
Finally followed up with one of the "Down and Dirty" club chiks. Played phone tag with her and texted her for about 2weeks before we could get together. She was definitely worth the wait. Met her at a house in Upper Marlboro. She was dressed casually. Nothing special. Her hygeine was excellent. Offered standard services, laid back no rush, everything covered.

Nice body. About 5'6, 130lbs, DD's, round soft ass, nice legs and a freaky attitude. Just my type.

She ended up texting me and sending me pics later that week. Saying she wanted to seeing me again. I couldn't resist. I met her at her place in Waldorf. This time she was fresh out of the shower, wearing a freaky black mesh outfit and 3" red heels. I was standing at attention before I even got undressed. We played for over an hour, muliple positions, talked, no rush.

Rosie 1972
08-20-11, 08:03
I've RTFF but are there any recent intel on Good Guys?

The Big Man
08-20-11, 09:12
Nice looking chick & nice body but could we put a weed whacker to that Bush.


Finally followed up with one of the "Down and Dirty" club chiks. Played phone tag with her and texted her for about 2weeks before we could get together. She was definitely worth the wait. Met her at a house in Upper Marlboro. She was dressed casually. Nothing special. Her hygeine was excellent. Offered standard services, laid back no rush, everything covered.

Nice body. About 5'6, 130lbs, DD's, round soft ass, nice legs and a freaky attitude. Just my type.

She ended up texting me and sending me pics later that week. Saying she wanted to seeing me again. I couldn't resist. I met her at her place in Waldorf. This time she was fresh out of the shower, wearing a freaky black mesh outfit and 3" red heels. I was standing at attention before I even got undressed. We played for over an hour, muliple positions, talked, no rush.

Hummer Bird
08-20-11, 09:29
Finally followed up with one of the "Down and Dirty" club chiks. Played phone tag with her and texted her for about 2weeks before we could get together. She was definitely worth the wait. Met her at a house in Upper Marlboro. She was dressed casually. Nothing special. Her hygeine was excellent. Offered standard services, laid back no rush, everything covered.

Nice body. About 5'6, 130lbs, DD's, round soft ass, nice legs and a freaky attitude. Just my type.

She ended up texting me and sending me pics later that week. Saying she wanted to seeing me again. I couldn't resist. I met her at her place in Waldorf. This time she was fresh out of the shower, wearing a freaky black mesh outfit and 3" red heels. I was standing at attention before I even got undressed. We played for over an hour, muliple positions, talked, no rush.Super fine man! Those tits are driving me out of my mind. Please post more pics and some contact info!

Tha X Facta
08-20-11, 12:39
Finally followed up with one of the "Down and Dirty" club chiks. Played phone tag with her and texted her for about 2weeks before we could get together. She was definitely worth the wait. Met her at a house in Upper Marlboro. She was dressed casually. Nothing special. Her hygeine was excellent. Offered standard services, laid back no rush, everything covered.

Nice body. About 5'6, 130lbs, DD's, round soft ass, nice legs and a freaky attitude. Just my type.

She ended up texting me and sending me pics later that week. Saying she wanted to seeing me again. I couldn't resist. I met her at her place in Waldorf. This time she was fresh out of the shower, wearing a freaky black mesh outfit and 3" red heels. I was standing at attention before I even got undressed. We played for over an hour, muliple positions, talked, no rush.Damn Drkrider, thats a good look. Pic's even show a little "freaky attitude".

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Original Man 78
08-21-11, 01:39
So you got a taste of Hurricane huh? She's fun for sure!


Finally followed up with one of the "Down and Dirty" club chiks. Played phone tag with her and texted her for about 2weeks before we could get together. She was definitely worth the wait. Met her at a house in Upper Marlboro. She was dressed casually. Nothing special. Her hygeine was excellent. Offered standard services, laid back no rush, everything covered.

Nice body. About 5'6, 130lbs, DD's, round soft ass, nice legs and a freaky attitude. Just my type.

She ended up texting me and sending me pics later that week. Saying she wanted to seeing me again. I couldn't resist. I met her at her place in Waldorf. This time she was fresh out of the shower, wearing a freaky black mesh outfit and 3" red heels. I was standing at attention before I even got undressed. We played for over an hour, muliple positions, talked, no rush.

Drkrider
08-22-11, 22:06
Yea. She's definitely fun.

We need to compare notes. You've been holding out, what other freaky stripper girls do you know. LOL.

Drkrider


So you got a taste of Hurricane huh? She's fun for sure!

Original Man 78
08-26-11, 17:19
PM me for more information. I'm rarely on this board these day, almost like a ghost.


Yea. She's definitely fun.

We need to compare notes. You've been holding out, what other freaky stripper girls do you know. LOL.

Drkrider

Analystgreene
08-27-11, 20:27
Finally followed up with one of the "Down and Dirty" club chiks. Played phone tag with her and texted her for about 2weeks before we could get together. She was definitely worth the wait. Met her at a house in Upper Marlboro. She was dressed casually. Nothing special. Her hygeine was excellent. Offered standard services, laid back no rush, everything covered.

Nice body. About 5'6, 130lbs, DD's, round soft ass, nice legs and a freaky attitude. Just my type.

She ended up texting me and sending me pics later that week. Saying she wanted to seeing me again. I couldn't resist. I met her at her place in Waldorf. This time she was fresh out of the shower, wearing a freaky black mesh outfit and 3" red heels. I was standing at attention before I even got undressed. We played for over an hour, muliple positions, talked, no rush.I didn't know she was still around. She is good as I have seen her a couple of times.

Original Man 78
08-28-11, 14:24
One of the best head games in town. We used to nickname her Ms. Water Head. Lmao.


I didn't know she was still around. She is good as I have seen her a couple of times.

Linkletter2420
08-30-11, 16:15
Where everything else recently has been bad on the massage board.

Ruxpin
09-30-11, 13:09
Greetings everyone,

Someone in our community needs help.

I am long time lurker that has been involved with this hobby for many years. Over the years I have befriended some of the girls we visit on our nights out so I usually have an ear to the ground of things that occur. Last night on my weekly rounds, I heard from an old friend that, tragedy has struck our community. The entertainer 'Eclipse' that dances at Macombos is the mother of the little six year old girl that drowned in the bathtub earlier this week. So that I won't violate board rules, I will not post the Washington post link (because of the names). However if you search the Washington post you will find the story.

From what the fellow entertainer told me, Eclipse is not on public assistance, didn't have life insurance on her daughter and is having a hard time securing the funds to bury her daughter. As soon as I heard I went to Macombos and contributed. Eclipse came in while I was there, it appeared some friends just wanted to get her out the house, she was clearly upset and I felt terrible for her.

No one has asked me to post this and actually Eclipse does not know me, but if you happen to visit Macombos this week and you have some extra dollars they have a fund setup to help with funeral costs.

Thanks to all

Dre336
10-01-11, 15:15
Greetings everyone,

Someone in our community needs help.

I am long time lurker that has been involved with this hobby for many years. Over the years I have befriended some of the girls we visit on our nights out so I usually have an ear to the ground of things that occur. Last night on my weekly rounds, I heard from an old friend that, tragedy has struck our community. The entertainer 'Eclipse' that dances at Macombos is the mother of the little six year old girl that drowned in the bathtub earlier this week. So that I won't violate board rules, I will not post the Washington post link (because of the names). However if you search the Washington post you will find the story.

From what the fellow entertainer told me, Eclipse is not on public assistance, didn't have life insurance on her daughter and is having a hard time securing the funds to bury her daughter. As soon as I heard I went to Macombos and contributed. Eclipse came in while I was there, it appeared some friends just wanted to get her out the house, she was clearly upset and I felt terrible for her.

No one has asked me to post this and actually Eclipse does not know me, but if you happen to visit Macombos this week and you have some extra dollars they have a fund setup to help with funeral costs.

Thanks to allIs eclipse lightskin with a big booty?

Snake27
10-01-11, 21:37
Not too many reports on Ebony Inn. It's on Sheriff Road about 1/2 mile NE of Eastern Ave NE so technically not in DC but in Maryland. All black dancers and staff, and 95% black clientele. Admission $20, beer $5, and they had a full bar. The bar area seemed like a social hangout with some (5 or 6) couples and it was separate from the dance club area. Lapdances $10 / song (cheap!). About a dozen nice looking ebony ladies on Fri at 10:30 pm. VIP was $20 entry plus $20 per song and "whatever you negotiate with the lady", one girl told me. I did not partake of VIP nor inquire about takeout. Possibilities here, I think. The lapdances were good enough for me. Hint: park across the street in the church parking lot (less crowded)

Loop Vet
10-02-11, 11:56
Is eclipse lightskin with a big booty?Yea that's her.

Snake27
10-07-11, 22:32
I know Jackson doesn't like links to competing forums, but the following isn't really a competitor. It's a forum written primarily by strippers and the topics concentrate on work at strip clubs from their POV, describing what happens at SC, including some pretty bizarre stories, and with great insight into things like how guys think, how to hustle guys, the pitfalls of sugar daddy relationships, etc, etc. Fascinating stuff. And a little sobering. Some of this will make you want to avoid the hustle.

http://www.stripperweb.com

Go there and click on "forums" (at the top).

Dre336
10-11-11, 21:00
Not too many reports on Ebony Inn. It's on Sheriff Road about 1/2 mile NE of Eastern Ave NE so technically not in DC but in Maryland. All black dancers and staff, and 95% black clientele. Admission $20, beer $5, and they had a full bar. The bar area seemed like a social hangout with some (5 or 6) couples and it was separate from the dance club area. Lapdances $10 / song (cheap!). About a dozen nice looking ebony ladies on Fri at 10:30 pm. VIP was $20 entry plus $20 per song and "whatever you negotiate with the lady", one girl told me. I did not partake of VIP nor inquire about takeout. Possibilities here, I think. The lapdances were good enough for me. Hint: park across the street in the church parking lot (less crowded)I've been here a couple times, mainly for drinks. If you see something you like then it can be a good spot. However as far as the girls go it's hit or miss. What I like is that drinks are cheap.

Analystgreene
11-06-11, 22:56
Went to the ebony inn Friday after work with hope to see skool teacher, but she had work the day shift and was going home. Stayed around for a couple of drinks and dances. After 8 pm the dances are 10. I didn't know that so was my cue to go home. The ladies aren't very good looking and are very customer friendly. I miss the old days of raunchy fun at all the PG strip clubs.

Triple E
11-07-11, 12:51
Sometimes a man just wants to get a lap dance after work and can't explain to his SO that he needs to go out at 10pm for a few. Unfortunately most of the PG clubs seem to open after about 9 or 10.

I know Mustangs opens at 5 but not sure about anywhere else. Anyone know if there's other PG clubs with a day shift esp. On weekdays? Just trying to avoid going to Baltimore if I don't have to.

Thanks.

Analystgreene
11-07-11, 14:52
Sometimes a man just wants to get a lap dance after work and can't explain to his SO that he needs to go out at 10pm for a few. Unfortunately most of the PG clubs seem to open after about 9 or 10.

I know Mustangs opens at 5 but not sure about anywhere else. Anyone know if there's other PG clubs with a day shift esp. On weekdays? Just trying to avoid going to Baltimore if I don't have to.

Thanks.I know mile high in clinton opens at noon. I think ebony inn opens early also but I am not sure.

Living Abroad
11-28-11, 13:00
I dropped into Louis Rouge the other day. Killing time in the afternoon between appointments. The place is what it is. But for as run-down and hit or miss as it is, for some reason I keep going back. The afternoon quality was low, but I'm always surprised at the diamonds that show up on stage out of no where. There were definitely one or two surprisingly beautiful women who took the stage that stood out from the rest. The beer isn't cheap ($7 bucks) but the place is open every day and isn't the worst place to kill an hour or two in an afternoon.

Md Curious2
11-28-11, 23:11
I dropped into Louis Rouge the other day. Killing time in the afternoon between appointments. The place is what it is. But for as run-down and hit or miss as it is, for some reason I keep going back. The afternoon quality was low, but I'm always surprised at the diamonds that show up on stage out of no where. There were definitely one or two surprisingly beautiful women who took the stage that stood out from the rest. The beer isn't cheap ($7 bucks) but the place is open every day and isn't the worst place to kill an hour or two in an afternoon.You must have dropped in before November 23rd. Louise Rogue is closed until next year. They had a sign up. Closed for remodelling. I will believe it when I see it. The inside of that place hasn't changed for two years. I was able to get some digits before "closing" time. Just when things were picking up and looking better. I think the owner may be selling to the highest bidder.

Lovejugs
11-29-11, 21:24
You must have dropped in before November 23rd. Louise Rogue is closed until next year. They had a sign up. Closed for remodelling. I will believe it when I see it. The inside of that place hasn't changed for two years. I was able to get some digits before "closing" time. Just when things were picking up and looking better. I think the owner may be selling to the highest bidder.Hasn't changed in two years? That place has looked the same for like the past 17 years (as long as I have been going). I had a girlfriend that was working there years ago. Danny was the guy I remember owning that place. Old white guy. I wouldn't doubt for a minute if he was going to sell the place. That is prime real estate. I guess the trannies will have to go elsewhere. No more picking up unsuspecting drunk club customers, LOL.

Lovejugs

Dre336
11-29-11, 21:36
Went to the ebony inn Friday after work with hope to see skool teacher, but she had work the day shift and was going home. Stayed around for a couple of drinks and dances. After 8 pm the dances are 10. I didn't know that so was my cue to go home. The ladies aren't very good looking and are very customer friendly. I miss the old days of raunchy fun at all the PG strip clubs.If you see a girl you like theres plenty of fun to be hadatthe ebony inn. Irvings too, depending on your taste in women.

Eerock
11-30-11, 16:29
Hasn't changed in two years? That place has looked the same for like the past 17 years (as long as I have been going). I had a girlfriend that was working there years ago. Danny was the guy I remember owning that place. Old white guy. I wouldn't doubt for a minute if he was going to sell the place. That is prime real estate. I guess the trannies will have to go elsewhere. No more picking up unsuspecting drunk club customers, LOL.

LovejugsExcept for the additional stage, I don't believe its had any remodeling of substance in the 25 years since it opened, which was probably right before DC cracked down on strip clubs opening or even moving. Back in the late 80s, they'd have contests on weekday nights, and I remember talking to one of the original Hogs at one. I asked if he minded that people recognized him when perhaps he'd rather not be, and he said he didn't mind, it always helped when he had to cash a check.

Lovejugs
12-02-11, 21:08
Except for the additional stage, I don't believe its had any remodeling of substance in the 25 years since it opened, which was probably right before DC cracked down on strip clubs opening or even moving. Back in the late 80s, they'd have contests on weekday nights, and I remember talking to one of the original Hogs at one. I asked if he minded that people recognized him when perhaps he'd rather not be, and he said he didn't mind, it always helped when he had to cash a check.Totally forgot about the little 4' x 4' stage if you want to call it that. LOL. I went a couple times this year and wasn't impressed. I think I will hit the HOUSE next time.

Lovejugs

Triple E
12-04-11, 20:49
If you see a girl you like theres plenty of fun to be hadatthe ebony inn. Irvings too, depending on your taste in women.Can def. Second Irvings. The price to get into the real VIP room is cheap as hell compared to say Baltimore.

Triple E
12-04-11, 20:51
I know mile high in clinton opens at noon. I think ebony inn opens early also but I am not sure.Somehow missed this a while back. Thanks! I'm working in Howard County now, so being halfway between Baltimore and PG works nicely for me.

BigBan
12-05-11, 16:00
Anyone has been in there lately? My last time being there was a few years ago and it only costed a dollar with a flyer to get in if you were early, but I highly doubt it's like that now. I used to date a couple girls in there like Passion, Logan, and Fantasy but I've lost all contact with them. I know Passion now works at Stadium in DC but the other two disappeared. I wonder if the talent in there has devoid since they left.

Analystgreene
12-05-11, 18:38
Went to Brazz and Crue Saturday night at around 11. Less then 10 guys and around 20 ladies. They weren't aggressive they just sat around and talked to each other. We left at 12. I don't know how they are making money. I will continue to look for private lapdance parties.

Je2010
01-31-12, 08:44
Read some conflicting reviews about showcase. Any info would be greatly appreciated. You can pm me if you like.

Thank you

Drkrider
01-31-12, 11:18
Read some conflicting reviews about showcase. Any info would be greatly appreciated. You can pm me if you like.

Thank youI went there last fall a few times with a neighbor, so my info might be a little old. We always went on a weeknight, cover was 20, and most of the girls were white. About 12 girls were working. 7 white. 5 blk or spanish (give or take). Most were really young. Early 20's but there were a couple in their 30's. Standard Lapdances were $30. 00 in the side room and sometimes they'd offer specials 2 for 30 etc. No overt touching or groping is allowed. The girls get totally nude on stage. Laid back atomosphere and the girls really like to talk. Everytime I've gone I get at least one dancer who curls up on my lap and tells me her life story. Sigh.

Decent club. Straight up legit spot. Hence the reason I don't care for it. LOL. I prefer a more hands on and possibly "anything goes" strip club environment.

Drkrider

Je2010
01-31-12, 13:21
I went there last fall a few times with a neighbor, so my info might be a little old. We always went on a weeknight, cover was 20, and most of the girls were white. About 12 girls were working. 7 white. 5 blk or spanish (give or take). Most were really young. Early 20's but there were a couple in their 30's. Standard Lapdances were $30. 00 in the side room and sometimes they'd offer specials 2 for 30 etc. No overt touching or groping is allowed. The girls get totally nude on stage. Laid back atomosphere and the girls really like to talk. Everytime I've gone I get at least one dancer who curls up on my lap and tells me her life story. Sigh.

Decent club. Straight up legit spot. Hence the reason I don't care for it. LOL. I prefer a more hands on and possibly "anything goes" strip club environment.

DrkriderThat is the type of place I am looking for LOL

Tipster2
02-02-12, 22:04
I went there last fall a few times with a neighbor, so my info might be a little old. We always went on a weeknight, cover was 20, and most of the girls were white. About 12 girls were working. 7 white. 5 blk or spanish (give or take). Most were really young. Early 20's but there were a couple in their 30's. Standard Lapdances were $30. 00 in the side room and sometimes they'd offer specials 2 for 30 etc. No overt touching or groping is allowed. The girls get totally nude on stage. Laid back atomosphere and the girls really like to talk. Everytime I've gone I get at least one dancer who curls up on my lap and tells me her life story. Sigh.

Decent club. Straight up legit spot. Hence the reason I don't care for it. LOL. I prefer a more hands on and possibly "anything goes" strip club environment.

DrkriderActually, standard lap is $20; topless is $30. Either gets you a really good grind but girl's goal after one is to get you to agree to a seond, and after second to agree to a third, and so on until your pockets are empty. VIP room is not worth the extra cost ($25 additional the only time I tried). Showcase is non-alcoholic, with drink your own in the parking lot. Cover is $15 during week, $20 on weekends.

I Am The City
02-06-12, 12:36
Went to the Hanger club on Old Branch Ave last week. Do not go there. I went in for a drink around 6 and the place was barren. I literally had to ask if they were open; to which the

Bartender (at the time cleaning the mirrors) replied,"yea we've been open for hours, we just don't have dancers." Wow, don't even waste your time.

Richmond Fotog
02-07-12, 02:56
It used to be a pretty good place a long time ago. I was surprised to hear it was still open. I went there for a party back in 2008 and I think they got the dancers from a CL ad. According to two of the girls. I was looking at their website a few months back and it had not be updated since 2007.

http://hangarclub.tripod.com/


Went to the Hanger club on Old Branch Ave last week. Do not go there. I went in for a drink around 6 and the place was barren. I literally had to ask if they were open; to which the Bartender (at the time cleaning the mirrors) replied,"yea we've been open for hours, we just don't have dancers." Wow, don't even waste your time.

Dre336
02-08-12, 03:40
Went to the Hanger club on Old Branch Ave last week. Do not go there. I went in for a drink around 6 and the place was barren. I literally had to ask if they were open; to which the

Bartender (at the time cleaning the mirrors) replied,"yea we've been open for hours, we just don't have dancers." Wow, don't even waste your time.Try Thursday nights. I've been hearing good things about that night.

ButtSlinger
02-08-12, 17:51
You guess missed it. Burnt down years ago. All thats left are memories.

Drkrider
02-10-12, 00:48
I finally had a chance to check out the Ebony Inn last week. I went during the day, last Wednesday. I arrived around 2 and sat across the street in my car peeping the scene for about 30mins before going in. All the girls were black and about 9 were there. I watched to see the level of "talent" that went inside before going in. Most of the girls were between a 4-7/10. Decent, not crackheads but not dimes either.

Cover was 10. There were about 10 other customers there that day. I took a seat at a table and within 5mins I was engaged in a nice lapdance. She took her top off and allowed me to freely roam her body. No standard charge for the lapdances. Just tip as you go. I later learned that about $5 / song is the recommended minimum.

All of the girls I danced with felt comfortable with my hands roaming while theirs did the same. No VIP, but things do happen in the club. I saw one guy making a mess on a dancers thigh in the corner. LOL. Still not sure what all went down. But something obviously went down. She didn't even trip. She just grabbed some of tissues off the table, cleaned up and tried to come over my way. I began to observe others in the club and I couldn't make things out exactly. But I liked what I was seeing. If you go. Wear something comfortable. I was in my suit and tie so my flexiblity was limited.

I got a few numbers and hooked up with one dancer 2 days later at the Howard Johnson. Had a GREAT time with her, but after hotel expenses and her negotiated rate (not unreasonable). The total expense was higher than I'm used to. So I'll probably not repeat for that reason alone.

I'm definitely going back. And sitting in a corner next time.

Safe Hunting,

Drkrider

RogerNelson
02-10-12, 08:43
We have 3 new girls today all Greek Today hope to see you.


I finally had a chance to check out the Ebony Inn last week. I went during the day, last Wednesday. I arrived around 2 and sat across the street in my car peeping the scene for about 30mins before going in. All the girls were black and about 9 were there. I watched to see the level of "talent" that went inside before going in. Most of the girls were between a 4-7/10. Decent, not crackheads but not dimes either.

Cover was 10. There were about 10 other customers there that day. I took a seat at a table and within 5mins I was engaged in a nice lapdance. She took her top off and allowed me to freely roam her body. No standard charge for the lapdances. Just tip as you go. I later learned that about $5 / song is the recommended minimum.

All of the girls I danced with felt comfortable with my hands roaming while theirs did the same. No VIP, but things do happen in the club. I saw one guy making a mess on a dancers thigh in the corner. LOL. Still not sure what all went down. But something obviously went down. She didn't even trip. She just grabbed some of tissues off the table, cleaned up and tried to come over my way. I began to observe others in the club and I couldn't make things out exactly. But I liked what I was seeing. If you go. Wear something comfortable. I was in my suit and tie so my flexiblity was limited.

I got a few numbers and hooked up with one dancer 2 days later at the Howard Johnson. Had a GREAT time with her, but after hotel expenses and her negotiated rate (not unreasonable). The total expense was higher than I'm used to. So I'll probably not repeat for that reason alone.

I'm definitely going back. And sitting in a corner next time.

Safe Hunting,

Drkrider

Pizzlepro02
02-10-12, 15:48
This site has a PM feature and this is a strip club thread. Please keep the GB promotin in the GB thread. Thanks.


We have 3 new girls today all Greek Today hope to see you.

Utwogood
02-12-12, 15:47
Went to Brazz and Crue Saturday night at around 11. Less then 10 guys and around 20 ladies. They weren't aggressive they just sat around and talked to each other. We left at 12. I don't know how they are making money. I will continue to look for private lapdance parties.That's why I stopped going. They usually will have a few dimes there, but I just don't get how they make money either. A handful of girls trying to dance with everyone, and then a handful sitting around chatting and about 3-4 dancers just walking back and forth-from the dressing room to the front lobby or to the DJ booth. I'm like what the fuck are these chicks doing, wind sprints? Why do these dancers even do it? Are they looking for the big score from one customer? It got to the point where it wasn't even worth the cover to see that shit.

Utwogood
02-12-12, 16:00
Can def. Second Irvings. The price to get into the real VIP room is cheap as hell compared to say Baltimore.There are some good things about Irvings, but not much. The girls come up to you, once they see you are tipping. But I find that they are way too aggressive and greedy. As soon as one gets up another one comes over in a minute or two. The DJ pisses me off too, cutting off songs in the middle, where the dancer expects to be paid for the full song. I get hit up by one particular dancer every time I go and she's there, don't remember her name, but her ass is ginormous (I think fat injected) , could be 30s or 40s. She tried to get me to think she would give me BJ in VIP and when I wasn't interested got me to give her $20 for two dances (I know better than this but I did it anyway). After about two minutes of the first song she gets up like "thank you" and runs away. You really have to be on the defensive in that place.

Supmanlov 2
02-12-12, 20:20
I figured I throw my 2cents in on strip club went to Puzzles the past Friday night and which I felt is much better for the pockets. The cost is $10 before 11 it used to be free, and $20 after. Lap dances are $5 and you cannot get any better in this economy. The girls range from 5-7 no dimes but are polite and really don't hound you for a lapdance all night, small club with a bootleg VIP. Haven't experienced but heard its just a curtain door in a closet. LOL most girls are slim and young which I like and 1 thick one with azz! I've experienced Irvings with same results with chicks sitting around and horrible customer service and haven't been back.

Original Man 78
02-12-12, 23:49
Wow,

I didn't know they was still open. Are they still located in the warehouse park spot? PM me the details.


I figured I throw my 2cents in on strip club went to Puzzles the past Friday night and which I felt is much better for the pockets. The cost is $10 before 11 it used to be free, and $20 after. Lap dances are $5 and you cannot get any better in this economy. The girls range from 5-7 no dimes but are polite and really don't hound you for a lapdance all night, small club with a bootleg VIP. Haven't experienced but heard its just a curtain door in a closet. LOL most girls are slim and young which I like and 1 thick one with azz! I've experienced Irvings with same results with chicks sitting around and horrible customer service and haven't been back.

BigBan
02-15-12, 23:24
Anyone has been in there lately? My last time being there was a few years ago and it only costed a dollar with a flyer to get in if you were early, but I highly doubt it's like that now. I used to date a couple girls in there like Passion, Logan, and Fantasy but I've lost all contact with them. I know Passion now works at Stadium in DC but the other two disappeared. I wonder if the talent in there has devoid since they left.Since nobody bothered to reply, I will answer my own question. Went there last night for Valentines day for basically shits and giggles. The cover charge is a flat rate of $20 no matter the time you enter. When I used to go here it was a dollar before 9:30 with a flyer. The times have certainly changed. The interior was completely different but still dilapidated as usual at the same time. Was only 4 strippers in account to gentlemen coming in and out. 2 at a time. The talent was really devoid, and the only decent girl left after getting her VIP clients. Going in there was a complete waste of high, buzz, and prosperity. I was searching through my phone for a BP provider mostly and left out when I found a target to pursue. Some things will never change I guess, including "hole in the wall" strip clubs.

Scorpion Frog
02-20-12, 06:04
Since nobody bothered to reply, I will answer my own question. Went there last night for Valentines day for basically shits and giggles. The cover charge is a flat rate of $20 no matter the time you enter. When I used to go here it was a dollar before 9:30 with a flyer. The times have certainly changed. The interior was completely different but still dilapidated as usual at the same time. Was only 4 strippers in account to gentlemen coming in and out. 2 at a time. The talent was really devoid, and the only decent girl left after getting her VIP clients. Going in there was a complete waste of high, buzz, and prosperity. I was searching through my phone for a BP provider mostly and left out when I found a target to pursue. Some things will never change I guess, including "hole in the wall" strip clubs.I agree with everything BigBan said. I was in Sinsaysations on Sunday / Monday at 1:30am. There were 10 guys and 5 girls on the floor at anytime. These girls were all thin with nice little phat booties. The problem with cheap/$5 lapdance places is that for 40 bucks a guy can hold onto a girl for 30 minutes. There were 3 guys who held girls for at least 45 minutes each time. Damn. When is it going to be my turn, I asked myself. The club close at 3am. I finally had my turn and it was with this petite who truly enjoyed herself, she is a freak. She was into but out of it. She was the type that would do whatever for some cash. I will be going again this week to see her. I am going to make a move on her for sure. I will report.

I am a trip club pro and veteran so I don't complain about atmosphere or talents. I have seen it all. I have had great experiences in all type of strip clubs across the country, well decorated or hole in a wall. For me it's all about pinpointing the freakiest girl in the room and having a good time.

Steez100
02-22-12, 18:04
Was at Irving's two weeks ago on a thrusday, the place was dead. 6 customers and about 5 dancers, will not be going back for a while.

Bazz and crue was nice, but a bit "commercial" for my taste $8 dances what an odd number, and why do they need to make a copy of your DL?

John2526
02-23-12, 15:19
Was at Irving's two weeks ago on a thrusday, the place was dead. 6 customers and about 5 dancers, will not be going back for a while.

Bazz and crue was nice, but a bit "commercial" for my taste $8 dances what an odd number, and why do they need to make a copy of your DL?I'd be afraid to cause trouble and then bolt from a place that has a copy of my license info. Which is the whole idea behind that.

Pimp Trick
02-23-12, 21:36
Today, I was on my new site lurking for a quickie. Ran into a short (picture below) who told me to come to Ebony Inn. I did not know the Inn was open at 1pm. I learn another thing too. Skylark is working from the Inn. So, from 1pm to 8pm is the Lark and after to close is the Inn. WOW.

I was surprised by the amount of talent in the club. I saw more perkys then doing a salute in the military. Had to been over 15 girls working. All shapes, colors and sizes. I had three working the Pimp pole. My short had me rock hard. One who was body up and on my page. Another who was cool, but need to use more baby wipes below. I did not get to sample all the talent. Average about. 05 per lap dance. Had to taper things off due to my observation of Lent.

At the end, I took the body up talent home and will plan to see another day. Working on my little shortie for tonight action. I just hope the energy banks are on a good level.

Trick Scotty, I need power. Captain Pimp, the dilithium crystals are completely shot and the antimatter injectors are offline. We need some blue.

Dre336
02-26-12, 15:57
Today, I was on my new site lurking for a quickie. Ran into a short (picture below) who told me to come to Ebony Inn. I did not know the Inn was open at 1pm. I learn another thing too. Skylark is working from the Inn. So, from 1pm to 8pm is the Lark and after to close is the Inn. WOW.

I was surprised by the amount of talent in the club. I saw more perkys then doing a salute in the military. Had to been over 15 girls working. All shapes, colors and sizes. I had three working the Pimp pole. My short had me rock hard. One who was body up and on my page. Another who was cool, but need to use more baby wipes below. I did not get to sample all the talent. Average about. 05 per lap dance. Had to taper things off due to my observation of Lent.

At the end, I took the body up talent home and will plan to see another day. Working on my little shortie for tonight action. I just hope the energy banks are on a good level.

Trick Scotty, I need power. Captain Pimp, the dilithium crystals are completely shot and the antimatter injectors are offline. We need some blue.I was up there Friday, that spot can be fun depending on who's working. I don't like the night shift, too many skinny girls IMHO.

Drkrider
02-27-12, 10:30
I went back through Ebony Inn on Friday. During the day (right after work) and again late in the evening with my boy. There were actually more girls during the day and phatter booty ones than the night shift.

My man wanted to stop by Irvings first which ended up being a mistake. Irvings was weak. There were about 10 girls, no stunners or straight nasty freaks. Just average chiks who wanted 10 / song. I wasn't impressed. We were there early (11ish) so that may have been the problem. About 8 guys, no energy. Slow. 20 cover. 10 dance. $30 wasted.

Cruised over to Ebony Inn and things were slightly better. 15 girls. 10 guys or so. Many chiks and guys were out by the bar. We posted up in the back corner of the club and checked out the talent. Not as good as the day, but a few were promising. We ended up knowing a couple of the girls so he picked his favorite took her to the corner and "got it in" during his lapdance.

I ended up picking out one a little later. And followed his lead. All in all a decent night.

The only thing I'll complain about is the "funk" factor of some of these chiks. Nothing is more of a turn off than when you get a soft nasty female on your lap and then you start to smell shit and pussy funk when they bend over and shake their ass. It makes for a quick dance. I had to check my shirt for a skid marks. It's happened twice to me at the Ebony Inn. Damn shame.

BigCoolie
02-28-12, 13:04
I agree with everything BigBan said. I was in Sinsaysations on Sunday / Monday at 1:30am. There were 10 guys and 5 girls on the floor at anytime. These girls were all thin with nice little phat booties. The problem with cheap/$5 lapdance places is that for 40 bucks a guy can hold onto a girl for 30 minutes. There were 3 guys who held girls for at least 45 minutes each time. Damn. When is it going to be my turn, I asked myself. The club close at 3am. I finally had my turn and it was with this petite who truly enjoyed herself, she is a freak. She was into but out of it. She was the type that would do whatever for some cash. I will be going again this week to see her. I am going to make a move on her for sure. I will report.

I am a trip club pro and veteran so I don't complain about atmosphere or talents. I have seen it all. I have had great experiences in all type of strip clubs across the country, well decorated or hole in a wall. For me it's all about pinpointing the freakiest girl in the room and having a good time.This post reminded me that I haven't ventured there in a long while, so I went to visit last night. While at times, there could be moments were there are too few women that was not the case for most of last night. They had some very good ones last night. It was about 10 girls and 13 guys, not much variety, but all were "thin with a nice little phat booty" like Scorpion Frog stated. I was looking for a freak. Though, I didn't find her last night and I was able to get a dance from three women before I left. I guess the freaky ones are those that are taken for the whole night. Some of the girls were actually standing up in VIP instead of on the floor for some reason, so I went up there, took my pick, and brought them back down. A very cheap way to have a lot of fun. I will repeat, just not so often.

We need more clubs like Sharky's in Daytona Beach:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7324-Strip-Club-Reports&p=1324060&viewfull=1#post1324060

Happy mongering.

Md Curious2
02-28-12, 20:39
This post reminded me that I haven't ventured there in a long while, so I went to visit last night. While at times, there could be moments were there are too few women that was not the case for most of last night. They had some very good ones last night. It was about 10 girls and 13 guys, not much variety, but all were "thin with a nice little phat booty" like Scorpion Frog stated. I was looking for a freak. Though, I didn't find her last night and I was able to get a dance from three women before I left. I guess the freaky ones are those that are taken for the whole night. Some of the girls were actually standing up in VIP instead of on the floor for some reason, so I went up there, took my pick, and brought them back down. A very cheap way to have a lot of fun. I will repeat, just not so often.

We need more clubs like Sharky's in Daytona Beach:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7324-Strip-Club-Reports&p=1324060&viewfull=1#post1324060

Happy mongering.I use to travel a lot to Daytona beach. If anyone flies south for the spring, hit this place when it first opens (usually seven). The VIP rooms will have you leaving like the king of the world. The best time to go is after a major convention or bike week, the money has dried up. I would say it's the best place in America and I have been through a lot of states. Use your little brain to choose and your big brain to negotiate. Hint: Blondes do have more fun.

DoeSurfer
03-01-12, 12:42
Went to Puzzles last night after a brief hiatus from strip clubs. I have always enjoyed Puzzles because the management makes sure that the entertainment caters to the clientele, without being pushy. Generally, if the workers are sitting down, congregating, or not otherwise mingling, the manager will break up the gaggle of strippers and make them entertain the patrons. Moreover, the strippers always introduce themselves and, at most, will only ask for a dance. I have never been approached by a stripper in Puzzles for a gratuitous tip. For those that have been to the "Block," everything is on the menu at Puzzles, other than the alcohol. However, it is BYOB and you must have card to get in.

I judge strippers pretty harsh, because I won't tip, dance, or touch a stripper unless she looks good enough for me to be interested in her if she had her clothes on (that's face and body). That being said, of the approximately 12 women at Puzzles, all except 4 met my standards. Like I said, I've been on hiatus, but I've been to every strip club in PG, DC, Charles, and (for the most part) Baltimore, and I generally prefer the Block. However, if you like in Southern MD and like young black women, $5 lap dances, and a good ratio of strippers to patrons, you can't go wrong with Puzzles.

Pros: good selection, $5 lap dances per song, down to earth ladies, attentive management, and extras.

Cons: there is a video camera (and I don't know what is done w / the video) , and the place has had some heat due to new County regulations dealing with certain types of strip clubs.

Tha X Facta
03-01-12, 13:06
This is my first post. Hopefully, there will be many more. I meet the infamous and crazy Pimp Trick on the Loop. He told me about this board and hopefully my ways will be a huge contribution.

My runs show that transgenders are throughout the city and working around street walkers. I know there was some on WVA and Kennedy during my monger runs.Alright PT, who's "DaVideoMan" dude you speaketh of?

Since you seem to give him carte blanche, I'm just givin him the benefit of the doubt.


With the MCT kicked off by DaVideoMan, OM78, WiseBorn and PT at the Ebony Inn. We started the first round of playoff action. I had to say it was a little empty, but less mongers more lap dances for the OM78.

We was impressed with Chyna. Pictures are made by the Monger League and video by DaVideoMan. Crazy dude. I got about four lap dances in with one being a little on the smelly side. I had to check for skid marks. SMH.

Kicking off the second round tomorrow and hope the pickings are much better. Like how it was last Thursday for me. Instead, it is VIP for the Trick.
"DaVideoMan" where you at?

Mongering minds wanna to know.

-

X

Md Curious2
03-01-12, 23:26
I use to travel a lot to Daytona beach. If anyone flies south for the spring, hit this place when it first opens (usually seven). The VIP rooms will have you leaving like the king of the world. The best time to go is after a major convention or bike week, the money has dried up. I would say it's the best place in America and I have been through a lot of states. Use your little brain to choose and your big brain to negotiate. Hint: Blondes do have more fun.They must have been reading the board- 3/1/2012- Daytona Beach police this morning announced a 16-month investigation into prostitution and drug dealing at a strip club. As part of "Operation Chum Bucket," police served a search warrant Wednesday night at the Shark Lounge strip club at 7* E. International Speedway Blvd, where police say undercover officers made more than 20 drug buys involving marijuana, pills and cocaine."It hasn't been cleaned in over a thousand years, ' Daytona Beach Police Chief Mike Chitwood told TV reporters."It's skanky. It's filthy. If I was a roach, I wouldn't live inside."Two dancers were arrested Wednesday on charges of prostitution after police say they solicited undercover officers."It's a whorehouse, ' Chitwood added. Several other people inside the club were arrested on charges related to drug sales, prostitution, lewd and lascivious conduct or on warrants, police said.

Pimp Trick
03-02-12, 07:55
Video camera will veto me from this spot. I am not one who like Monger trafficking done.


Went to Puzzles last night after a brief hiatus from strip clubs. I have always enjoyed Puzzles because the management makes sure that the entertainment caters to the clientele, without being pushy. Generally, if the workers are sitting down, congregating, or not otherwise mingling, the manager will break up the gaggle of strippers and make them entertain the patrons. Moreover, the strippers always introduce themselves and, at most, will only ask for a dance. I have never been approached by a stripper in Puzzles for a gratuitous tip. For those that have been to the "Block," everything is on the menu at Puzzles, other than the alcohol. However, it is BYOB and you must have card to get in.

I judge strippers pretty harsh, because I won't tip, dance, or touch a stripper unless she looks good enough for me to be interested in her if she had her clothes on (that's face and body). That being said, of the approximately 12 women at Puzzles, all except 4 met my standards. Like I said, I've been on hiatus, but I've been to every strip club in PG, DC, Charles, and (for the most part) Baltimore, and I generally prefer the Block. However, if you like in Southern MD and like young black women, $5 lap dances, and a good ratio of strippers to patrons, you can't go wrong with Puzzles.

Pros: good selection, $5 lap dances per song, down to earth ladies, attentive management, and extras.

Cons: there is a video camera (and I don't know what is done w / the video) , and the place has had some heat due to new County regulations dealing with certain types of strip clubs.

A John
03-02-12, 08:01
Nice to know.


I use to travel a lot to Daytona beach. If anyone flies south for the spring, hit this place when it first opens (usually seven). The VIP rooms will have you leaving like the king of the world. The best time to go is after a major convention or bike week, the money has dried up. I would say it's the best place in America and I have been through a lot of states. Use your little brain to choose and your big brain to negotiate. Hint: Blondes do have more fun.But not sure they belong here as this is for Washington DC strip club reports. Just saying.


They must have been reading the board- 3/1/2012- Daytona Beach police this morning announced a 16-month investigation into prostitution and drug dealing at a strip club. As part of "Operation Chum Bucket," police served a search warrant Wednesday night at the Shark Lounge strip club at 7* E. International Speedway Blvd, where police say undercover officers made more than 20 drug buys involving marijuana, pills and cocaine."It hasn't been cleaned in over a thousand years, ' Daytona Beach Police Chief Mike Chitwood told TV reporters."It's skanky. It's filthy. If I was a roach, I wouldn't live inside."Two dancers were arrested Wednesday on charges of prostitution after police say they solicited undercover officers."It's a whorehouse, ' Chitwood added. Several other people inside the club were arrested on charges related to drug sales, prostitution, lewd and lascivious conduct or on warrants, police said.

WiseBorn
03-02-12, 11:28
This post reminded me that I haven't ventured there in a long while, so I went to visit last night. While at times, there could be moments were there are too few women that was not the case for most of last night. They had some very good ones last night. It was about 10 girls and 13 guys, not much variety, but all were "thin with a nice little phat booty" like Scorpion Frog stated. I was looking for a freak. Though, I didn't find her last night and I was able to get a dance from three women before I left. I guess the freaky ones are those that are taken for the whole night. Some of the girls were actually standing up in VIP instead of on the floor for some reason, so I went up there, took my pick, and brought them back down. A very cheap way to have a lot of fun. I will repeat, just not so often.

We need more clubs like Sharky's in Daytona Beach:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7324-Strip-Club-Reports&p=1324060&viewfull=1#post1324060

Happy mongering.They're all thin with Big Booties because they all use the same illegal butt injector. The same butt injector that did video model Angel Lola Luv when she danced there.

Just thought you should know

WiseBorn
03-02-12, 11:34
I went back through Ebony Inn on Friday. During the day (right after work) and again late in the evening with my boy. There were actually more girls during the day and phatter booty ones than the night shift.

My man wanted to stop by Irvings first which ended up being a mistake. Irvings was weak. There were about 10 girls, no stunners or straight nasty freaks. Just average chiks who wanted 10 / song. I wasn't impressed. We were there early (11ish) so that may have been the problem. About 8 guys, no energy. Slow. 20 cover. 10 dance. $30 wasted.

Cruised over to Ebony Inn and things were slightly better. 15 girls. 10 guys or so. Many chiks and guys were out by the bar. We posted up in the back corner of the club and checked out the talent. Not as good as the day, but a few were promising. We ended up knowing a couple of the girls so he picked his favorite took her to the corner and "got it in" during his lapdance.

I ended up picking out one a little later. And followed his lead. All in all a decent night.

The only thing I'll complain about is the "funk" factor of some of these chiks. Nothing is more of a turn off than when you get a soft nasty female on your lap and then you start to smell shit and pussy funk when they bend over and shake their ass. It makes for a quick dance. I had to check my shirt for a skid marks. It's happened twice to me at the Ebony Inn. Damn shame.You're the second dude to complain of hygene problems at this club, This is not a good look. I know that the daytime shift has use of a VIP room but the night shift has to sneak in the corners, Not totally sure but the corner shots with no clean up could be the reason for the smells but damn I doubt that the corners are that popular.

Bunker Buster
03-02-12, 21:27
Nothing is more of a turn off than when you get a soft nasty female on your lap and then you start to smell shit and pussy funk when they bend over and shake their ass.Reminds me of a bad experience I had in Texas many years ago, before the internet. Went to a roadside jack-shack style place that had rooms for private shows, and put down quite a bit of money on the hints and promises of the show getting "better" the more I paid. The white-trash skank took off her panties and started backing up in my face, and I got a nasty whiff of ass. I mean ass that was washed yesterday, but used today.

The jack shack turned out to be self-service only, and without going into detail, the affair ended with Maynard from Pulp Fiction coming after me with a shotgun. Needless to say, I didn't get a refund. LOL

Md Curious2
03-02-12, 22:59
Reminds me of a bad experience I had in Texas many years ago, before the internet. Went to a roadside jack-shack style place that had rooms for private shows, and put down quite a bit of money on the hints and promises of the show getting "better" the more I paid. The white-trash skank took off her panties and started backing up in my face, and I got a nasty whiff of ass. I mean ass that was washed yesterday, but used today.

The jack shack turned out to be self-service only, and without going into detail, the affair ended with Maynard from Pulp Fiction coming after me with a shotgun. Needless to say, I didn't get a refund. LOLDecided to venture into the Ebony Inn, since all the other "watering" holes from BWI to DC are vanashing. After reading posts about the Ebony Inn. Decided to over look the neighborhood surroundings and go for it. Boy am I glad I did. I arrived around 1:30 pm Friday. Just a couple of girls and couple of customers- just the way I like it. Easier to get personal attention, rather than standing in line. This is PG County right- could not believe the amount of contact. Also lap dances where you pay as you go- haven't seen that since Red Fireplace Lounge in Waldorf. I think this girl cut me a break because she was really into things.

Anyway- as soon as I sat down, I was approach by a extremely friendly dancer. Lets just say "why change lanes when you are in the express lane". I think I was in the back corner "putting it in" within 10 minutes. Boy I love it when things fall together WITHOUT a plan, helps to balance out the bad days. Went to the VIP. Got the digits and verified digits BEFORE leaving. Won't mention names or too much detail. Just think of all the gas money I can save not driving to the dead BLOCK. The recession is over as of today!

Hawkeye In Md
03-06-12, 10:29
Fellow mongers and Seniors,

I fully RTFF, but I hate going to a place acting and feeling like a nubie. So I am hoping to get some 411 from some of you seniors who frequent the Ebony. I am thinking about making an afternoon trip and getting some gormet items listed on the FS menu in VIP. I am very curious about the VIP area: is it private or do I have to share it with fellow mongers who are trying to "get it in"? Is it a seperate room? Is the time in the VIP set up by the dancer and you? The bartender? A VIP guy?

Any info would be helpful, looking to try it out later in the week.

Be safe out there,

Hawkeye

WiseBorn
03-06-12, 13:07
Fellow mongers and Seniors,

I fully RTFF, but I hate going to a place acting and feeling like a nubie. So I am hoping to get some 411 from some of you seniors who frequent the Ebony. I am thinking about making an afternoon trip and getting some gormet items listed on the FS menu in VIP. I am very curious about the VIP area: is it private or do I have to share it with fellow mongers who are trying to "get it in"? Is it a seperate room? Is the time in the VIP set up by the dancer and you? The bartender? A VIP guy?

Any info would be helpful, looking to try it out later in the week.

Be safe out there,

HawkeyeAt the risk of seeing yet another establishment busted I'll just say that there's privacy afforded at this place for the shy, basically just get a high mileage lap dance and ask the dancer about this. Report back

Loop Vet
03-06-12, 13:58
At the risk of seeing yet another establishment bustedExactly. I think people should use discretion when reporting in this thread.

Hawkeye In Md
03-06-12, 22:33
At the risk of seeing yet another establishment busted I'll just say that there's privacy afforded at this place for the shy, basically just get a high mileage lap dance and ask the dancer about this. Report backYes, my bad, please only reply with pm's.

Lets keep as much UTR.

Muchas gracias.

Hawkeye

Utwogood
03-11-12, 23:31
Went there on Saturday night. Chula X4B is advertised as a nude club, and is only open Friday and Saturday nights; I usually enjoy this club because of their low dancer to patron ratio. This isn't good for the dancers, but there is money to be made, and the low customer turnout means they work a little harder (I. E. Get nude) , and I can make my rounds to everyone sparking my interest. I understand they are desperate for business there. But this "desperation" is what got the girls to go nude. I've gotten impromptu nude lapdances there, but it became evident that the girls get nude based on demand, or how much potential there is to make money. A lot of demand, no nudity. I walk in around 11:40 and there's like 15 or so women patrons along with about 15 guys! Where did all these women come from? Since when are women flocking to strip clubs to see female dancers? I mean you normally see a few stragglers here and there, or a few butches hiding in the corners and shadows. Having this many women in a strip club changes the dynamic of a club. Women dance differently for a lot of women in the room than they do for a mostly male audience. So nobody got nude, (though a couple of girls went topless). I'm sorry but I'm not "making in rain" on some chick dancing around fully clothed. It was a dissappointing night there, and I left for the first time, having only paid the $20 cover charge and not tipping anyone (sucks going home with $40 in singles). This club follows that pattern-go hard and push the boundaries, then they simmer down and get very "PC", then when people stop coming back and the place gets dead, they get raunchy again. Weird. I guess I'll have to wait it out a few more weeks for them to get "desperate" again.

Steez100
03-27-12, 20:05
Was up there 2 weeks ago on a Wednesday.

It was dead 7 guys and about 11 dancers, nothing special

There is a girl up there that is very pushy, NO means no lady.

Maybe the weekends are better?

Pimp Trick
03-28-12, 07:38
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Dajai
04-01-12, 02:14
Went there on Saturday night. Chula X4B is advertised as a nude club, and is only open Friday and Saturday nights; I usually enjoy this club because of their low dancer to patron ratio. This isn't good for the dancers, but there is money to be made, and the low customer turnout means they work a little harder (I. E. Get nude) , and I can make my rounds to everyone sparking my interest. I understand they are desperate for business there. But this "desperation" is what got the girls to go nude. I've gotten impromptu nude lapdances there, but it became evident that the girls get nude based on demand, or how much potential there is to make money. A lot of demand, no nudity. I walk in around 11:40 and there's like 15 or so women patrons along with about 15 guys! Where did all these women come from? Since when are women flocking to strip clubs to see female dancers? I mean you normally see a few stragglers here and there, or a few butches hiding in the corners and shadows. Having this many women in a strip club changes the dynamic of a club. Women dance differently for a lot of women in the room than they do for a mostly male audience. So nobody got nude, (though a couple of girls went topless). I'm sorry but I'm not "making in rain" on some chick dancing around fully clothed. It was a dissappointing night there, and I left for the first time, having only paid the $20 cover charge and not tipping anyone (sucks going home with $40 in singles). This club follows that pattern-go hard and push the boundaries, then they simmer down and get very "PC", then when people stop coming back and the place gets dead, they get raunchy again. Weird. I guess I'll have to wait it out a few more weeks for them to get "desperate" again.Just got back from this club and I have to say I was extremely disappointed. Drove about an hour to go because its the closes place which is full nude and does lap dances. Got there at 1130 and it was dead as hell on a Saturday night. There were a good number of girls but they were bored as fuck and sitting around a lot, dj was constantly telling them to get out on the floor and dance. I may be use to a different style as well, being from tx, and it may have affected my opinion of the place. The girls can dance and look good but was never approached about getting a lap dance even though I tossed a few dollars at the ladies who were on the pole. Even made it a bit obvious I had cash to spend and even with sticking out like a sore thumb by being lighter skin then was in there. The made stage girls were getting nude form time to time but the side girls barely did anything but dance.

It was also my buddies first time to ever go to a strip club, he is new to the country, and even though I told a few of the girls he didn't know what to do or expect they didn't care at all. Again may just be a tx thing but if it had been in tx they would of been raping him, both his pocket and more.

Over all very disappointing and won't be making the long ass drive to go back.

MwSmithJr
04-10-12, 23:25
Fuego's in Hyattsville, MD.

Club Type: Nude.

Dancer Ethnicity: Mixed.

Hours: opens at 8 PM.

Daytime Cover: closed.

Nighttime Cover: 10-20.

Dance Prices: 10.

Drink Prices: 0.

Features: BYOB, Juice Bar. 18 and Over Welcome. 21 and Over Only, Couple Friendly, Snacks / Buffet, Non-Smoking, DJ, Jukebox, Bikini Dancers Only, Topless Dancers, Nude Dancers, Bikini Lap Dances Only, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, VIP Room, Mandatory Coat Check

They have about 100 girls that dance there so they only dance the stage once and then work the floor the rest of the night. Mostly black and latino. Don't get the expensive private dances because you can get a $10 dance on a chair on the floor and your money will go a long, long way plus the girls can do more to freak you in the chairs. It is BYOB so you can bring your own drink provided it is in a milk jug and some plastic cups. I saw at least a dozen girls that I would take home to introduce to momma. I have been to a lot of strip clubs and was in heaven in this one. If I would have hit the Mega Millions last week then I would have went here to celebrate and make it rain!

Member #4917
04-13-12, 17:10
I dropped this review on the Ultimate SC List, so without further ado.

Decided to visit The Ebony Inn twice before writing a review. Once during the weekday and once on the weekend in the night. Both visits / experiences were similar in many ways except that the dancers dancing during the daytime tend to sit / walk around more and do less pole / stage performances. Don't get me wrong, I know its a lap dance club but I love to see a nice pole performance as well. Also during the day shift waitress are available to get your refreshment from the bar as well as make change if you need it.

The club is easy to find and parking is towards the side and back. There is a liquor store attached to the club but entrance to the strip club is on the front side of the building. When you enter the first part of the club youll be in the bar area which also includes a pool table. Directly across from the bar is the entrance to the strip club.

Inside is spacious with plenty of seats, tables and two stages / dance floors. The larger stage is just a dance floor as it is not raised. The second is smaller, raised and in the VIP area but with out a pole.

The girls range from 3's to 8's, some are true dancers / stripper while others are posers / lappers. The environment is relaxed and the dancers are not pushy.

Lap dances are good, drinks are reasonable and the club is very spacious. I enjoy both visits to the Inn and will be going back very soon.

Pimp Trick
04-14-12, 15:37
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Syck Daddy
04-17-12, 03:46
Went to the Ebony Inn on Monday night and lets just say I had a great time! Wallet friendly and a good number of quality girls. Some even Stadium level. Free before 11 and $20 after til 3am.

Hope this helps.

Member #4917
04-18-12, 20:32
Well, this spot will be LEO after this review. SMH.Hahaha. Really.

This is the internet right. Where any and everything can be found with a few keystrokes?

Smith. The Alien

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WiseBorn
04-19-12, 12:19
Went to the Ebony Inn on Monday night and lets just say I had a great time! Wallet friendly and a good number of quality girls. Some even Stadium level. Free before 11 and $20 after til 3am.

Hope this helps.That's because some actual Stadium girls dance there on Monday nights. Stadium is less a strip club and more of a regular club chicks that can't make 500 a night will start to drift back to PG county clubs.

Pimp Trick
04-19-12, 17:49
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Syck Daddy
04-19-12, 22:48
That's because some actual Stadium girls dance there on Monday nights. Stadium is less a strip club and more of a regular club chicks that can't make 500 a night will start to drift back to PG county clubs.Works for me! $5 lapdances from premium girls is.

Scorpion Frog
04-21-12, 21:41
http://washingtonexaminer.com/local/maryland/2011/10/pg-officials-target-undercover-strip-clubs/119586

Council would give the police more authority to root out and shut down clandestine businesses operating as shops by day and nude dancing clubs at night.

Councilman Eric Olson, D-College Park, introduced a bill that redefines the county's definition of adult entertainment and requires businesses seeking to comply with the new code to participate in a public hearing.

The tactic would place clubs under the scrutiny of the surrounding community, Olson said.

Officials don't know how many illegal strip clubs are in Prince George's County, but rumors fly of barbershops and auto repairs stores bringing in nude dancers late at night, according to Deputy Police Chief Kevin Davis.

BigBan
04-22-12, 14:23
http://washingtonexaminer.com/local/maryland/2011/10/pg-officials-target-undercover-strip-clubs/119586

Council would give the police more authority to root out and shut down clandestine businesses operating as shops by day and nude dancing clubs at night.

Councilman Eric Olson, D-College Park, introduced a bill that redefines the county's definition of adult entertainment and requires businesses seeking to comply with the new code to participate in a public hearing.

The tactic would place clubs under the scrutiny of the surrounding community, Olson said.

Officials don't know how many illegal strip clubs are in Prince George's County, but rumors fly of barbershops and auto repairs stores bringing in nude dancers late at night, according to Deputy Police Chief Kevin Davis.Never change P. G. County, never change.

Syck Daddy
04-24-12, 02:41
What can I say about The House except they totally lost their awesome last week. I'll start with my first visit there in years last October when a long time friend said he'd meet me there. It was a Saturday so they were charging $10. (last time went it was $5 and I just sat there feeling depressed.) I knew they were working on it for some time and the boarding was still up covering the main floor. Long story short, I discovered they had lapdancing now. Well, I had a GREAT time that night and had been going once a month then on. Fast forward to last Thursday, my visit was less then eventful and none of the girls I get regular dances from are there and worse, it seems as if it were built to compete with Stadium with leather seats and tables with "Reserved" signs on them, meaning unless you pay for that seat you can't sit there as well as a whole new interior. It just screamed "My broke a* don't belong here!" Sadly, must some of my other visits, it was kinda empty except for the well dressed deeper pocket group that was there. The general seats were right by the stage but I never sit there and neither did anyone else besides the lesbians (I'm sorry, but I can't stand it when a club is filled with lesbos. Total dealbreaker.) I then discovered the BIG blower, they're now charging to use the lapdance area! I don't know how much but the fact that they're charging really breaks my heart. With nothing to really look at (for that Cache chick but that's another heartbreaking tale) I half emptied my $6. 50 bottle of water and split.

Earlier though, I went the Macombo Lounge. I'm not the biggest fan of this place due the size and frequency of the young knucleheads that go there. The last time I went there was some time last year when Creame (the lovely lady hosting MondaysatEbony Inn) was doing shows there. This time there was a good variety but the lack of elbow room just plain bothers me. I heard something about lapdances being there but that was last year and the girls had changed since so I'm not sure. Oh well. Didn't stay too long, left after 45 minutes. That is all.

Til my next report.

MikedD
04-28-12, 17:52
Just wanted to say I don't know why this place seems to get bad reviews. I was there the other night and as always there were many sexy girls / ladies. The beer is not cheap granted and the burger was 10 bucks plus. Spent 60-65 minutes in there and left 60 dollars short after the burger and 4 beers. Dollar a minute. But all the girls I saw were definately 7 plus. The only draw back was they would not put the O's game on one of the TVs. Nobody was watching golf or tennis. I would go there again in a flash.

A John
04-28-12, 18:36
Went for lunch a couple weeks ago, all but one of the girls looked good, they just stayed to long with the regs. Anyone have any luck with the Asian waitress?


Just wanted to say I don't know why this place seems to get bad reviews. I was there the other night and as always there were many sexy girls / ladies. The beer is not cheap granted and the burger was 10 bucks plus. Spent 60-65 minutes in there and left 60 dollars short after the burger and 4 beers. Dollar a minute. But all the girls I saw were definately 7 plus. The only draw back was they would not put the O's game on one of the TVs. Nobody was watching golf or tennis. I would go there again in a flash.

Koolbeans
05-04-12, 10:49
I went out last night to Camelots and they had 7+ everywhere. One was an amazing dancer. Left and headed to Good guys and I would give it a miss. More a sports bar than strip club. Also went to Archibalds and met a cute blonde spinner. Probably could have went home with me, but didn't ask.

Linkletter2420
05-07-12, 15:31
In response to the recent post re Camelot and folks complaining about it: It all depends on what you "value" in a strip club, beyond seeing naked women of course. Opinions will vary. One thing these DC clubs share though is lack of a cover charge and, I think, no drink minimum, though you have to order something. I've nursed a beer for a log time at the DC clubs and never felt pressured. I was always tipping though. This simply cannot be compared with most other jurisdictions I'm familiar with.

IMHO, then, CAMELOT is definitely the best DC club if you judge mainly on (1) looks of the dancers. The line up of Camelot since 1995 anyway, has been orders of magnitude better than any other location, open or now closed; and (2) convenience of location. 10 min walk from Metro and close to Downtown.

Downsides of Camelot? My first 2 downsides are common to almost all places and won't bother a lot of mongers: (1) Almost 100% artificial breast enhancement (not my style at all) ; (2) Almost 100% full bald (I. E, not just trimmed) pussies (again, not my thing) ; (3) ethnic diversity of dancers: not a lot. There are a few AA and Asian dancers but most are white and a lot are blond; and (4) no close-up look at punani. For me, the lack of lap dancing is not such a big deal. Not because I don't enjoy it. But because in my experience, the lap dancing thing tends to change the whole atmosphere of the Club into lap dancing. I'm younger than 50 and it's sometimes annoying to see the girls sitting & chatting with some really old looking dudes but they are regulars and probably tip more than me.

Having said all that, Camelot is a DC institution and I value it also for its longevity, which tells me that it's doing something right.

GOOD GUYS: This is the best DC club if you value (1) full punani in yo' face (but no touchy!) ; (2) more ethnic diversity (I. E. More African-Americans) ; (3) a more relaxed, atmosphere (though according to the Post, one patron set a bartender on fu*cking fire are he just died after a year in agony). Downsides are not as many "10's" and more "5's" and it's not convenient at all.

ROYAL PALACE: Don't know that it's the best for anything however it gets points for longevity, convenience (Dupont Circle). There's a dude who "emcees" the place over a loud mic: you may find this quaint and "vintage" or fcking annoying. Most of the talent is very average, some downright nasty; you will get more Latinas and AA's; I've heard of some extras being offered, but all I've gotten was an over-the-pants cock rub and even then not to completion.

The other thing I'd say about these DC clubs is they're safe. I've never felt uneasy in them or entering or leaving them. I'm not saying the Maryland or other areas aren't the same, but my sense is that can sometimes be an issue or at least the perception of an issue.

Bukowskichuck
05-07-12, 22:10
In response to the recent post re Camelot and folks complaining about it: It all depends on what you "value" in a strip club, beyond seeing naked women of course. Opinions will vary. One thing these DC clubs share though is lack of a cover charge and, I think, no drink minimum, though you have to order something. I've nursed a beer for a log time at the DC clubs and never felt pressured. I was always tipping though. This simply cannot be compared with most other jurisdictions I'm familiar with.

IMHO, then, CAMELOT is definitely the best DC club if you judge mainly on (1) looks of the dancers. The line up of Camelot since 1995 anyway, has been orders of magnitude better than any other location, open or now closed; and (2) convenience of location. 10 min walk from Metro and close to Downtown.

Downsides of Camelot? My first 2 downsides are common to almost all places and won't bother a lot of mongers: (1) Almost 100% artificial breast enhancement (not my style at all) ; (2) Almost 100% full bald (I. E, not just trimmed) pussies (again, not my thing) ; (3) ethnic diversity of dancers: not a lot. There are a few AA and Asian dancers but most are white and a lot are blond; and (4) no close-up look at punani. For me, the lack of lap dancing is not such a big deal. Not because I don't enjoy it. But because in my experience, the lap dancing thing tends to change the whole atmosphere of the Club into lap dancing. I'm younger than 50 and it's sometimes annoying to see the girls sitting & chatting with some really old looking dudes but they are regulars and probably tip more than me.

Having said all that, Camelot is a DC institution and I value it also for its longevity, which tells me that it's doing something right.

GOOD GUYS: This is the best DC club if you value (1) full punani in yo' face (but no touchy!) ; (2) more ethnic diversity (I. E. More African-Americans) ; (3) a more relaxed, atmosphere (though according to the Post, one patron set a bartender on fu*cking fire are he just died after a year in agony). Downsides are not as many "10's" and more "5's" and it's not convenient at all.

ROYAL PALACE: Don't know that it's the best for anything however it gets points for longevity, convenience (Dupont Circle). There's a dude who "emcees" the place over a loud mic: you may find this quaint and "vintage" or fcking annoying. Most of the talent is very average, some downright nasty; you will get more Latinas and AA's; I've heard of some extras being offered, but all I've gotten was an over-the-pants cock rub and even then not to completion.

The other thing I'd say about these DC clubs is they're safe. I've never felt uneasy in them or entering or leaving them. I'm not saying the Maryland or other areas aren't the same, but my sense is that can sometimes be an issue or at least the perception of an issue.I've found Archibald's very annoying because they have a drink per half / hour requirement; the waiter at the bar. A young frat type guy. Comes across as a complete a*hole and rude twit which has made me hate the place. On the other hand, there are a couple of girls working take out, out of there, who hook regulars up with their friends. I will not share more info on this out of discretion; if you lurk there long enough and discretely ask, you will figure it out.

Camelot is for those with money. The comment on the women with the old guys is accurate. But they are old guys who spend heavily, tipping $100 to a girl for her to hang out with him. There is a guy who regularly comes in, a local business celebrity, who takes out stacks of hundreds and all the girls sit with him. There isn't really take out, and don't embarrass yourself. The exception is that business guy. He just throws parties on his yacht and invites them and ends up hooking up with some as girlfriends. What I will say is this is the club where the nicest most honest women are who if you buy a drink will actually talk to you and be nice. Be nice back and treat them kindly. But if you don't have a yacht and a money clip of hundreds, just look and dream on.

Royal Palace is a joke. Pathetic.

Good Guys. As the comment said, a sports bar which has its own unique charm. But ever since a customer set the bouncer on fire killing him I never wanted to go back. I feel it has bad karma.

DoeSurfer
05-16-12, 22:07
I have been going to Fuegos for some time, usually on a blue moon. There is no take-out to be had, but there is an extensive "dine-in" menu to be had in the VIP room. The same thing that happens at the Block, happens at Fuegos, except it is very discreet, and the scope of the menu depends on the particular dancer.

A couple weeks ago I met a new dancer at Fuegos and she schooled me on the way that things work at the club. The same person that owns Fuegos owns Club Ecstasy in Camp Springs. The owner puts the B team at Club Ecstasy and the A team at Fuegos. Moreover, he may only let some of the girls work at Fuegos during the week, and not permit them to work at Fuegos on the weekend. I have had AA women come strait out and tell me what's on the menu, but the Latinas tend to be less vocal about the additional services provided (at least with me). However, the AA stripers there tell me that the Latinas are the ones that really get down in the VIP room. I suspect, that I will have to take one to the VIP room and have that discussion.

Mangaman
06-18-12, 20:31
After reading several reviews that stressed how overcrowded this place is on weekend nights, I decided to avoid the crowds and visit on a Monday. The atmosphere this night was the polar opposite of crowded it was dead as a doorknob. When I arrived at 9 PM I saw three customers and three dancers. Before I left, a half dozen other guys showed up, and by 10 o'clock five dancers had taken the stage. None of them elicited the slightest interest in me, or apparently in the other customers, as I saw no one receive a lap dance the entire time, although most of the dancers circulated around asking each customer if he wanted one. By 10 half the customers had left, and I decided to follow them, as it seemed unlikely the situation was going to improve. Evidently, the best talent is saved for other nights, based on others' reports of Fuego. All of the girls were friendly and willing to do laps, but I saw no one that I would want a lap dance from. I may come back and give the place another shot, based on all the favorable reviews I have read, but it damn sure won't be on a Monday. I do have a couple of questions for anyone who's something of a regular here. Are all weeknights as dead as Mondays, or are there other nights when there is more talent? On a Friday or Saturday night when things are hopping, where do people park? There appeared to be very limited parking along each side of the street.

BravoBravo23
06-19-12, 00:39
I'm latino myself went there two weeks ago, met this latina "shakira" we went to the VIP and did some pretty xxx stuff in there next thing she tells me her real name gave me her # said she want to chill get a bite to eat about a

Week later got to smash.


I have been going to Fuegos for some time, usually on a blue moon. There is no take-out to be had, but there is an extensive "dine-in" menu to be had in the VIP room. The same thing that happens at the Block, happens at Fuegos, except it is very discreet, and the scope of the menu depends on the particular dancer.

A couple weeks ago I met a new dancer at Fuegos and she schooled me on the way that things work at the club. The same person that owns Fuegos owns Club Ecstasy in Camp Springs. The owner puts the B team at Club Ecstasy and the A team at Fuegos. Moreover, he may only let some of the girls work at Fuegos during the week, and not permit them to work at Fuegos on the weekend. I have had AA women come strait out and tell me what's on the menu, but the Latinas tend to be less vocal about the additional services provided (at least with me). However, the AA stripers there tell me that the Latinas are the ones that really get down in the VIP room. I suspect, that I will have to take one to the VIP room and have that discussion.

Mangaman
06-19-12, 21:07
I'm latino myself went there two weeks ago, met this latina "shakira" we went to the VIP and did some pretty xxx stuff in there next thing she tells me her real name gave me her # said she want to chill get a bite to eat about a

Week later got to smash.Bb23,

What night did you go there?

DoeSurfer
06-20-12, 21:29
After reading several reviews that stressed how overcrowded this place is on weekend nights, I decided to avoid the crowds and visit on a Monday. The atmosphere this night was the polar opposite of crowded it was dead as a doorknob. When I arrived at 9 PM I saw three customers and three dancers. Before I left, a half dozen other guys showed up, and by 10 o'clock five dancers had taken the stage. None of them elicited the slightest interest in me, or apparently in the other customers, as I saw no one receive a lap dance the entire time, although most of the dancers circulated around asking each customer if he wanted one. By 10 half the customers had left, and I decided to follow them, as it seemed unlikely the situation was going to improve. Evidently, the best talent is saved for other nights, based on others' reports of Fuego. All of the girls were friendly and willing to do laps, but I saw no one that I would want a lap dance from. I may come back and give the place another shot, based on all the favorable reviews I have read, but it damn sure won't be on a Monday. I do have a couple of questions for anyone who's something of a regular here. Are all weeknights as dead as Mondays, or are there other nights when there is more talent? On a Friday or Saturday night when things are hopping, where do people park? There appeared to be very limited parking along each side of the street.I never go to Fuegos on Friday or Saturday. I have been on Sunday, Tuesday, Wed, and Thurs. The best day is Thursday. Weds are okay also. For the most part, the best day to go to any strip club, in my humble opinion, is on a Wed or Thursday night.

BravoBravo23
06-21-12, 00:58
It was on a Thursday.


Bb23,

What night did you go there?

Mangaman
06-22-12, 20:47
I never go to Fuegos on Friday or Saturday. I have been on Sunday, Tuesday, Wed, and Thurs. The best day is Thursday. Weds are okay also. For the most part, the best day to go to any strip club, in my humble opinion, is on a Wed or Thursday night.Doe Surfer, Thanks for the info. Since you've tried nearly every night, you should know.

Mangaman
07-15-12, 13:52
Based on Doe Surfer's recommendation I went back to Fuego on Thursday night, and it was definitely livelier than Monday. Still not very crowded, but better selection of talent. Ratio of dancers to customers almost 1:1, about a dozen each, including two couples. I ararived just before 10 to avoid the $10 uptick in entry fee. Things didn't start to heat up till around 11. Two dancers on stage for the first hour, and not very attractive ones. However, did get a lap in the chair area from Poco, an African American spinner who gave a decent but not particularly memorable dance. But for $10 I'm not complaining. About 1045 two really hot looking latinas entered the club, very curvy with nice tops and round JLo type asses. They entered the dressing area, walking past me so I got a nice look. When they came out, they went immediately across the club to the couch area and just sat there with other dancers. I was wondering what was going on, why they werent circulating asking for laps, then I finally walked over and spoke to one of them, who invited me into the couch area for a lap. As soon as I sat down I was approached by a male staff who informed me I needed to buy a bracelet for myself and the dancer to stay in that area. Now I get it. Her name was Melanie and I got a couple of $20 dances in the couch area before asking her if there was a more private area, she told me there was but dances there are $30 each. What she didn't tell me until we were finished in the private area was that price doesn't include an expected $10 per dance for the doorman who guards the area. I don't know if this is actually required or just a scam, but she was pretty insistent, then said if I gave her $20 she would pay the doorman the other $10 (for total of 3 dances in this area). I would be interested to know if other patrons have been quoted this doorman fee. The dances in the private VIP area were much better than the couch dances. She had me lie down on the couch and then she lay on top of me while essentially administering a prone lap dance, or as I preferred to think of it, doing it with clothes on (at least mine anyway). Down side is that even though she promised a topless dance in the VIP area, she only removed her leopard skin halter top, but not the bra underneath. Although the three dances here were quite enjoyable, and in same ways unique in all my lap dance experience (not the best ever, just unusual) , I would have liked them better topless. Still there was a lot of roaming allowed, and lots of deep grinding, so all in all a positive experience. I would consider another dance with Melanie, but probably would go directly to the back room next time without wasting time with the couch area, and also would clarify what I mean by topless. I would not spend any money on the chair dances unless it was as a TD to test a particular dancer's performance before paying the bigger bucks in back. I also might try her companion, who is a little taller, more buxom, and even rounder backside. Didn't manage to get her name, though, as I was focused on Melanie. I selected her only because she was sitting next to the rail and easier to get her attention than the other girl.

Osman667
07-19-12, 00:23
Can someone local let me know what is the nearest stripclub to the convention center?

Drunker Irish
07-20-12, 08:23
Can someone local let me know what is the nearest stripclub to the convention center?I think its Archibald, a bit of a walk, but walking distance. Camelot is also close, walking distance but for both I would just grab a cab. Remember DC clubs are pretty lame, no touching, have to be a few feet away from the dancers, etc.

There is also the Crystal City Diner in Arlington, VA just across the river. Its just a block from the Crystal City metro station, so you could take the metro from the convention center. Food is actually really good, but still similar rules to DC with the addition they have to wear 'pasties', but they are so clear and thin, you don't really notice--talk about stupid laws.

Exclient
07-23-12, 20:15
Never done the SC thing before, at least to much great effect. Place was dead Sat night with the $20 cover and the few cute girls hanging out. I've read what I could in the FF. I still need to be more efficient in getting the most for my time and money. I can count on one hand the number of chances I'll get in the next year to be at Ebony Inn or any other place not-so-metro friendly.

So could someone with this specific experience please back-channel me for a more specific guide? When I went on Sat, I had only $40 in the bank account to spare. $20 for cover, and 2 lapdances immediately upon entering at $10 each left me with a few singles for the rest of the night. I'm told it's cheaper cover during the day, and one of the ladies said more people in daytime=more action. I don't know that I want more people, rather just more action. A $4 can of soda only gets me so far.

Thanks, ex.

Dre336
07-24-12, 19:58
Never done the SC thing before, at least to much great effect. Place was dead Sat night with the $20 cover and the few cute girls hanging out. I've read what I could in the FF. I still need to be more efficient in getting the most for my time and money. I can count on one hand the number of chances I'll get in the next year to be at Ebony Inn or any other place not-so-metro friendly.

So could someone with this specific experience please back-channel me for a more specific guide? When I went on Sat, I had only $40 in the bank account to spare. $20 for cover, and 2 lapdances immediately upon entering at $10 each left me with a few singles for the rest of the night. I'm told it's cheaper cover during the day, and one of the ladies said more people in daytime=more action. I don't know that I want more people, rather just more action. A $4 can of soda only gets me so far.

Thanks, ex.$60 in a lap dance club won't go far. The ebony inn is up and down at night. I prefer the day shifts for real. The cover is 10 with a flyer 12 without.

You will probably like irvings better. The girls are more aggressive there and you can get lucky and run into a couple cuties.

DoeSurfer
07-24-12, 22:52
Never done the SC thing before, at least to much great effect. Place was dead Sat night with the $20 cover and the few cute girls hanging out. I've read what I could in the FF. I still need to be more efficient in getting the most for my time and money. I can count on one hand the number of chances I'll get in the next year to be at Ebony Inn or any other place not-so-metro friendly.

So could someone with this specific experience please back-channel me for a more specific guide? When I went on Sat, I had only $40 in the bank account to spare. $20 for cover, and 2 lapdances immediately upon entering at $10 each left me with a few singles for the rest of the night. I'm told it's cheaper cover during the day, and one of the ladies said more people in daytime=more action. I don't know that I want more people, rather just more action. A $4 can of soda only gets me so far.

Thanks, ex.My Experience at Ebony Inn. I have only been there during the daytime on one occasion. I spent approximately $40. 00 and I stayed for about 1 and a half hours. The cover is less during the day and, from what I hear, there are more women. There were 5 or 6 women there when I arrived (around 3:00PM) and 4 or 5 guys. By the time that I left (around 4:30/4:45) approximately 5 or 6 more girls arrived, and 2 more customers. I did not try for any extras, because there was nothing there that peaked my interest.

General SC Protocol. I can say that it is always a good idea to scope out a strip club before spending money, and try to find a "down to earth" dancer that will tell you how the club works. Usually, if you spot a dancer that is not getting business and just sitting around (not playing on her phone) , then for the $5 or $10 price of a lap dance (or a couple buck tip) she will let you know the dos, don'ts, and menu particulars of the club.

General Recommendation for Ebony Inn. I would go around 4PM on a weekday, scope out the club, and then spend about $5. 00 or $10. 00 getting the 411 from a dancer. The dancer will probably also tell you which dancers do what, assuming that you pick the right one. With the information, I would then allocate the rest of my funds accordingly.

Original Man 78
07-25-12, 22:28
The EI is officially dead now, most of the girls have gone back to Irvings. It's still a value going in the daytime, but the talent level is no longer there.


$60 in a lap dance club won't go far. The ebony inn is up and down at night. I prefer the day shifts for real. The cover is 10 with a flyer 12 without.

You will probably like irvings better. The girls are more aggressive there and you can get lucky and run into a couple cuties.

Dre336
07-29-12, 20:38
The EI is officially dead now, most of the girls have gone back to Irvings. It's still a value going in the daytime, but the talent level is no longer there.Not surprising. The dude who runs the night shift is an asshole.

I've been there a couple nights, and the quality goes down at night unless you get lucky. I haven't been there at night in a while and I doubt I'll be going back anytime soon.

Packerman
08-05-12, 22:42
Been in DC enjoying the clubs. L / R has been closed for sometime. A friend told me they were to reopen in April. April is long gone. Any insite? It seemed like the kind of club to my liking. But will it open again?

Thanks in advance.

DcFishMonger
08-10-12, 04:35
Hi all, been reading around here and other places trying to see if DC has anything similar to Baltimore in terms of privacy / service. More importantly what's a good joint to spend a few hours during the day on a low budget just to relax and enjoy watching some naked women?

Mclovin2000
08-10-12, 13:50
Been in DC enjoying the clubs. L / R has been closed for sometime. A friend told me they were to reopen in April. April is long gone. Any insite? It seemed like the kind of club to my liking. But will it open again?

Thanks in advance.I think Louie is dead. I thought they were going to reopen too but I guess that development money was too good to pass up. Sad day in strip club land.

McLovin2000

Dre336
08-10-12, 20:08
Hi all, been reading around here and other places trying to see if DC has anything similar to Baltimore in terms of privacy / service. More importantly what's a good joint to spend a few hours during the day on a low budget just to relax and enjoy watching some naked women?Depends on what you like. Macombos has decent quality nowadays and their drinks aren't expensive. Now that the skylark and the rogue are closed, it's not much t&a to be seen during the day.

DcFishMonger
08-11-12, 00:24
Thanks, yeah wasn't much open, found out that the clubs open in the evenings Friday. Louie's is definitely closed, went by Stadium since I happened to pass by it on the way back from an appointment. I'd say overall was pretty dead with like 4 girls that were a generous 3/10. Grabbed a Redbull+tip for. 15 and said see you later DC. About to head back up because a friend from Baltimore actually drove down for a dinner date that went south so we're going to see if we can find a bit more amusement tonight. Thinking of hitting Royal Palace and Camelot and depending on how this night goes maybe a few laps around the loop.

DcFishMonger
08-12-12, 22:05
So Friday night was a bust. Every place we tried we spent less that 30 minutes in. We started at Royal Palace, went to Stadium, then finished off at Camelot. Overall a very hard on the eyes evening and pushy girls that I would've paid to put their clothes back on. Looks like it's back to WV and Baltimore for this guy.

Chuppi
08-13-12, 17:46
The EI is officially dead now, most of the girls have gone back to Irvings. It's still a value going in the daytime, but the talent level is no longer there.First time post, been a lurker for a while, but still bear with me if I don't master all the terminology.

Been to EI a couple of times recently during daytime. Not so many patrons, a variety. A couple of girls made me raise my eyebrow. One coming up with an 'Am a nurse' to explain why she wouldn't do a skin to skin dance. Another said she would touch but not be touched. Your hands could be dirty. No offense taken, but I will pass. All in all, found that there's always another one to play if you know what you want. Found out I get more bangs for my buck if I pass on pay per song and negotiate tip as you go. All three times got no complaints when I slipped it in. So basically ended up always busting one for less than or about. 25. Will share digits and names with seniors who want in PM.

Stay safe!

Ps: Twice, I saw a FPD car parked outside or LEO going in. Not knowing the deal, I decided not to go in on those days.

Original Man 78
08-14-12, 15:38
Yeah, not saying that FS can't be had in the EI, just the talent level has fallen off even on day shift. I've successfully booked countless trout from the EI, PM me to exchange info. FPD cars are ok, some of the officers work there off-duty so be discreet in your actions. I've been cool with them so they don't give me any problems.

You have successfully navigated the EI waters, good job!


First time post, been a lurker for a while, but still bear with me if I don't master all the terminology.

Been to EI a couple of times recently during daytime. Not so many patrons, a variety. A couple of girls made me raise my eyebrow. One coming up with an 'Am a nurse' to explain why she wouldn't do a skin to skin dance. Another said she would touch but not be touched. Your hands could be dirty. No offense taken, but I will pass. All in all, found that there's always another one to play if you know what you want. Found out I get more bangs for my buck if I pass on pay per song and negotiate tip as you go. All three times got no complaints when I slipped it in. So basically ended up always busting one for less than or about. 25. Will share digits and names with seniors who want in PM.

Stay safe!

Ps: Twice, I saw a FPD car parked outside or LEO going in. Not knowing the deal, I decided not to go in on those days.

Chuppi
08-14-12, 17:09
PM me to exchange info. FPD cars are okCool! Will do.

And, thanks on FPD tip.

Bongo1212
08-16-12, 08:34
So, I'm a middle aged white guy who loves his girls in all flavors. I loved Louies but now that its gone what I need to find a new option. I always felt comfortable in Louies, although I never went there alone. So my question is what's the wisdom of heading to EI and Irvings as a solo white guy (who treats the women well if they treat him well). Or are there better options for some full contact in the late afternoon. Thanks!

DcFishMonger
08-16-12, 19:38
So, I'm a middle aged white guy who loves his girls in all flavors. I loved Louies but now that its gone what I need to find a new option. I always felt comfortable in Louies, although I never went there alone. So my question is what's the wisdom of heading to EI and Irvings as a solo white guy (who treats the women well if they treat him well). Or are there better options for some full contact in the late afternoon. Thanks!Don't think you have much to worry about at the Inn. Haven't tried Irvings yet, but I'm from the far east and I've never had any problems. I almost always roll solo since I don't really have any friends into the p4p hobbies that this board promotes. Was actually about to go by there today, but had too much to do while in the city so left, but I'll probably hitting them up this weekend on account of "the game" being not so great with the storms coming in.

Dre336
08-16-12, 20:09
So, I'm a middle aged white guy who loves his girls in all flavors. I loved Louies but now that its gone what I need to find a new option. I always felt comfortable in Louies, although I never went there alone. So my question is what's the wisdom of heading to EI and Irvings as a solo white guy (who treats the women well if they treat him well). Or are there better options for some full contact in the late afternoon. Thanks!You're good at EI during the day. I've seen white guys in there by themselves regularly.

Original Man 78
08-17-12, 08:12
I concur with the other two mongers, you will be safe in the EI. They actually seem to like when other races come in, and the girls like it too. The EI is relatively safe both day and night.


So, I'm a middle aged white guy who loves his girls in all flavors. I loved Louies but now that its gone what I need to find a new option. I always felt comfortable in Louies, although I never went there alone. So my question is what's the wisdom of heading to EI and Irvings as a solo white guy (who treats the women well if they treat him well). Or are there better options for some full contact in the late afternoon. Thanks!

Tha X Facta
08-27-12, 19:48
I concur with the other two mongers, you will be safe in the EI. They actually seem to like when other races come in, and the girls like it too. The EI is relatively safe both day and night. Was at the E. I. Sat evenin, there were about five maybe six white guys in there . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "SERIOUSLY" Gettin their groove on!

No fuss no muss.
Once you walk in the door, everything turns GREEN.

X. . .S'all good in the hood

Chuppi
08-30-12, 01:08
Stopped by EI last Thursday around 2pm. Talents were plenty: 12 to 14 for about 6 guys. About 5 or 6 spinners who would qualify for a 7 or 8 on civi scale. Definitely buyer's market. Got to watch around, and talk to a few. My policy is set, and those who would not agree or the ones who were sub-par in my book, we chatted and I would politely thank them. One thought she deserved a tip for looking good. I told her 'with so many talent looking good in the house, I might as well turn into the anonymous Christmas donor. ' Anyhoo, ultimately one chocolate with glasses and braids start a talk. Her approach pretty direct, but after she intro herself, I recognize a name given to me by one senior in pm. Initially she tries to pretend no contact but we eventually agree on 5 per song. Had the impression she started feeling it some, so 4 songs later I ask her if it's OK if I bust one. She says 'let me turn around and do it on my chocolate seat'. Didn't ask for digits, but she asked me to remember her name. Left a happy man.

Bongo1212
09-02-12, 21:23
I'll head over this week, in all my white (and green) ness! And hopefully be able to tell some entertaining tales.


Was at the E. I. Sat evenin, there were about five maybe six white guys in there. "SERIOUSLY" Gettin their groove on!

No fuss no muss.

Once you walk in the door, everything turns GREEN.

X. S'all good in the hood

Hrp56
09-03-12, 09:36
Based on some of the recent reports, I decided to stop by the E. I. For the first time this past Wednesday afternoon. I went in, paid the $10 door fee, and made my way to the bar to get a drink. The bartender was really nice, asked if it was my first time there, and we talked for a minute while she mixed me a drink, then I went into the club area.

Inside the club, there were about 12-13 dancers, and no more than 5 or 6 customers at any given time. There was a good mix of dancers- a few really good looking girls, and the rest were average. I like women of all shapes and sizes, and they had a good variety. The music was loud so I was having a hard time hearing what the girls were saying, so unfortunately I didn't get any names, but I got dances from 4 different girls. Dance prices were quoted at $10 per song by one dancer, but two of the girls told me to pay them whatever I thought I should, while the last gave me a three song dance then got up and walked away without even asking for a tip. I didn't try for anything extra being my first time there, I was just trying to get a feel for the place, but I will stop by again in the near future.

And Bongo- you've got no worries man. Being white, I was a little nervous going in, but everyone was really cool and was just there to have a good time.

BuckMaster
09-06-12, 20:46
I may have missed it but the EI opens around 1 and then they are open the rest of the day? Thinking about slipping up tomm afternoon around 5 or so.

DcFishMonger
09-06-12, 23:26
I may have missed it but the EI opens around 1 and then they are open the rest of the day? Thinking about slipping up tomm afternoon around 5 or so.Yes, they are open from then until closing time.

BuckMaster
09-08-12, 00:15
Went today, had a blast. Right now dances are the only thing avail. They have the club section closed and all the girls are in the bar section giving dances. 5 bucks to 10 bucks a pop depending on the girl. I got about 6 from one girl and left a happy man.

MrLombardo1
09-08-12, 07:17
Went today, had a blast. Right now dances are the only thing avail. They have the club section closed and all the girls are in the bar section giving dances. 5 bucks to 10 bucks a pop depending on the girl. I got about 6 from one girl and left a happy man.OK Sorry to sound stupid.

Is EI the name of the club or is that an abrev and where is it located. I haven't had a lot of success with the SPs lately, most of them never match the pics or the pics are old and they have a belly. Would be nice to see some hot dancers. Last strip club I was at was Good Guys 20 years ago. Back then it was just to get me primed for going out on the prowl. Sounds like things have changed since then. Are some of these dancers SPs? Just looking for some fun.

Tipster2
09-08-12, 16:45
OK Sorry to sound stupid.

Is EI the name of the club or is that an abrev and where is it located. I haven't had a lot of success with the SPs lately, most of them never match the pics or the pics are old and they have a belly. Would be nice to see some hot dancers. Last strip club I was at was Good Guys 20 years ago. Back then it was just to get me primed for going out on the prowl. Sounds like things have changed since then. Are some of these dancers SPs? Just looking for some fun.Don't be sorry. Read the forum and you will not need to ask stupid questions!