Man you got to be a real schmuck to get a prostitute pregnant LOL, I use to think worst case scenario is getting a ugly girl that you just use for sex from time to time pregnant but getting a prostitute pregnant has to be worse. If you get a woman you paid for sex pregnant, you shouldn't even be held liable imo. Anywho, good story, you should give us a youtube link for the maury episode.
Why I prefer to do my own condom cleanup.
Sorry for the delay as I've been busy.
The following is a true story, names has been changed to protect all involved (and to keep my account in good standing, LOL).
A few years back (2009-2010), Backpage was the shit, and Craigslist wasn't full of fake ads. Bored as hell one night, I scanned the pages, and didn't find shit out there, so I visited a friend (and fellow hobbyist)'s house. He too, had been online, but, unlike me, he has found a few ladies he liked.
One of them, "Anna" (white spinner type) responded to his texts, and he went to see her, and I went home. The next day, he told me about her session and how he had such a good time, that he was going to be a regular. Fast forward to a few months later.
I get a frantic phone call from my friend (let's call him "Mark" Mark was hysterical and on the verge of having a heart attack when I got there.
"Wait, what? Anna?
"But, didn't you say everything's covered".
"So how did she get pregnant?
"I dunno, maybe the condom broke or something?
Now Mark has a college roomie who went to law school (and dabbles in the hobby), so naturally he called him. A few weeks later, the lawyer asks me to act as a witness when he located Anna's sister and called her in for an interview. Turns out, Anna's sister doesn't approve of Anna's "occupation", but, she dutifully takes her calls and pays her a visit when she can. According to Anna's sister, Anna started developing feelings for Mark, and outright asked him if they could take things to another level. Mark turned her down gently by telling her that he just got out of a nasty relationship and wanted to heal before jumping into another one (which was a lie). However, Anna was cool about it, and continued to call on Mark as a client.
But, apparently she really fell for the dude, and decided to take manners into her own hands, and after a session with Mark, instead of removing the condom and disposing it like she normally does, she poured the semen out, and inserted it into her kitty. On the next visit, she poked holes in the condoms she gave him. When she finally got pregnant, she told Mark, who hightailed it out of there. After she left, the lawyer remarked, "This is some Terry McMillan level shit here!" He tells Anna that Mark wants a paternity test, and Anna says, "Jerry Springer! Tell him I want him to face me on Springer!" Neither Mark or the lawyer wanted that to happen, so with the help of Anna's sister, they get Anna to do a paternity test:
Mark, you are.
NOT the daddy!
Man, I tell you, I couldn't believe that shit either. Mark and his lawyer was so shocked that they got 2 more labs involved, and both returned negative results. Got to tell ya though, all three of us felt bad for Anna though. We pooled our funds and gave her 2 stacks anonymously. Anna's sister checked in with the lawyer a few months later saying that Anna got a job, moved in with her, and gave birth to a healthy baby boy. However, according to her, Anna continued her "side hustle" (I guess at this point the sister was like, "Fuck it".
A few months after that, I was watching an episode of Maury when I saw Anna (and her sister (Apparently, in her zeal to get pregnant by Mark, Anna got the condoms mixed up, and wound up getting pregnant by another monger. Anna literally went through her phone, and after several episodes, she found the father, a 60-something old whipper snapper who looked nowhere near 50, much less 60, worked out, was in great shape (but needed blue pills), and apparently, his soldiers still marched.
Now, I already liked to use my own condoms, and bought my own "Wet Ones" wipes to sessions (since back then I'd see more than one provider a day (job had major (40 hrs / wk possible) OT), and used them to make sure I was clean before seeing the 2nd provider). Still do this now, but, that experience showed me that one can't always be TOO careful. So, I started doing my own condom cleanup: Use my Wet Ones, and put everything in a small Ziploc bag. Dispose of the bag at a location FAR the fuck away from my home (hell, my side of town), and her location.
Now that I'm divorced (and the kids are with the ex), I've relaxed a little (no more Ziploc bags), but, I'm still careful.
TBO, I could write a book if I complied all my misadventures, fuck-ups, broken condoms, and weird-ass shit I did ever since I embarked on my hobbyist journey 18 years ago. I'm just glad that I've caught nothing, and the only pregnancies were with my ex-wife.
They aren't as prevalent as they were from 2012-2015, but I assure you they're out there. Princess (white girl about 28-30 now) is one that comes and goes traveling, but knows how to give good service for the cheap. My best advice for hunting is to shop around and don't budge so much on price. The girls that are often the BEST at service, as stated before, aren't model looking types. Now I've run through mannnnnny gorgeous women, you just have to do your homework. I absolutely do not care how good looking a girl is, if she's overpriced, she's overpriced. I have learned that in reality, you, the monger, has all the power in the situation if you actually use what's between your ears. These girls just want to make a quick buck, and the one's that don't last get eaten alive by the plethora of supply out there. Personally, I only see white chicks and latinas (personal preference). But there are SO many women constantly moving through it can be a task to keep up. Just don't EVER let red flags like what should've happened to those poor bastards in Gwinnett control you. Intuition about situations is key. I don't hate that you pay more for girls than what I would, but I do think ultimately you keep a lot of bad providers around longer than they should. The market always eventually clears them out, buuuuut then everyone deals with their shit. I like finding girls on some harder times that are grateful for what you pay, and pay it back in dividends to you. They're out there, but there is leg work involved.
That's the same chick who was taking cream pies off Wesley Chapel a while back. All uncovered everything. Rebranding maybe? LOL. Either way I wouldn't recommend more than a 40 qk with her.
Saw this one a couple of times. 1st time was not too bad. 2nd was a waist of time. Christina is a smaller, MILF type Latina with a bit of stomach. A bit heavier than the pics but not by much. 1st time I answered a post on CL and after a bit of negotiation got to her door in a motel near Old Dixie. Place was clean and no one hiding in the bathroom. Negotiated. 60 for 15. Get started with decent CBJ and raised to full mast. Started in mish and went K9. Ended up in lazy K9 after a decent pounding blew in the cover. Was pretty happy. No fuss and muss service. She is certainly on the smaller side so it don't take much to fill her up. She took it ok and I cleaned up after and left. Felt good to get a reasonablly-priced MILF small latina for the rotation. A couple weeks later late night hit her up again. Looking for same action for same coin as last time. Get there and get CBJ to get ready. But this time I am "hurting" because she's tight and now she's rushing me too. Fuck. Not this shit. Thinking to myself what happened the 1st time? Left disappointed.
She might be worth another visit. She's clean, no pimps, reasonably priced, and MIGHT just FUCKING might work if she's seem some other mongers. For the price she's worth a visit. If your wood is medium to smaller sized even more so. Stay tuned.
I had a lot of time to myself, so I decided to TOFTT, try a few #s, no answer. So, I'm about to call it a day when I come across this:
https://escortbabylon.net/#atlanta / post /7063520086/20944104/21228219.
All I saw was that booty, and I was like, "Dammit, let's do it". Called her up, and got her location on the Southside. It's a little too close to home, but, I'll risk it.
Immediately though, I get this bad feeling / vibe. Can't shake it at all, and it's bothers me like hell. So, I decide I'll be a little extra cautious, and chug some water. Get to the motel off Flat Shoals / I-85 S, and knock on the door. I'm greeted by a BBW (looks like her pictures). The room is "lived in", and "Ice Age" is playing on the TV.
Red Flag! Run!
But I soldier on. I paid $ for an hour, and gave her the green. I then asked if I could use the restroom (remember, I've chugged some water earlier). She says I can't b / c.
The kids are in the bathroom.
Then she gets a coffee cup (which was still sealed), opens it, and offers it to me. Welp, not going to complain here.
By now, I know this isn't going to end well, but, the little head was in charge, and I've been in worse situations (I will share one nightmarish scenario later on). I undress, and she gestures to the bed. She takes my condom, and applies it on my friend for some CBJ. It wasn't bad, but, she was doing that "suck the tip only" thing, and obviously wasn't happy about how the rubber tasted (in fact, she spat on the floor after sucking it for a bit). Hell, why do this if you're going to get repulsed by the taste? BBBJ it then! Oh well, I fondled those big titties (I'd say DDs) and I was ready. She took her pants off, and we went at it mish. She asks me to keep it quiet, and removes her shirt after I pulled out a tit. After about 5 or so minutes, she starts signaling that I need to hurry up (which didn't surprise me at all). I ignore it, and keep pounding away, despite her repeated hand signals that I need to hurry up. Eventually, I willed myself to bust a nut. She removed the condom with tissue paper, and I get dressed and leave. We chat before I left: She doesn't do outcalls, which means I may as well pay her QV rate (I'll admit it, despite the rushing, I did enjoy her BBW body). I may repeat since her location is ridiculously convenient. But, too many fishes in the sea.
That, and Shelly outperforms her on ALL levels for the same price and less (ironically she texted me as I headed home, offering her special. Should've waited. Patience pays off, there's your lesson mongers), LOL.
I almost pee'd myself laughing when I read this
Best review ever. I almost pee'd myself reading it.
If you would like to see read some of my reviews on the oThER site that may help you. They're white women 18-25 and look as good as anything you'll find anywhere else I assure you.
I think I found Rebecca on BP, Burnett chick who "loves her work". The link will not open you sent.
Moneice aka (Ms. Pee-Pee)
This chic gave me a golden surprise a few days ago. I saw this chic posting last week and was like damn, she looks like she has a nice ass on her. I quickly moved along though once I saw that she was working for that cheap $40 crew. I used to mess with that crew in the past, but the quality of chic's they have now has gone done the drain. They've resorted to using fake and outdated pics and they give you too much of a hassle over the phone.
I was in the area one day though and was trying to visit someone else, but dismissed her ass when I found out that she was using fake pics. The nerves of her. I came back to this chic's ad again as she was in the same area. Why? I gave her a ring and she picked up just as I was about to hang up after the 15th ring. She forwarded over her address before asking me for my name and off I went. I got to her motel and called when I arrived. She gave me the room number right and I went ta knocking.
Knocked on her door for what seemed like an eternity and no one answered. Great again. I got back to my car and thanked her, via text, for wasting my time. She called me back some 5 minutes later telling me that no one knocked on her door. Really? She then asked me if I was at such and such motel and that's when I realized that I was at the wrong motel. LOL. How embarrassing. Shitty Obama phone. Never again. I drove my embarrassed ass over to her correct motel and knocked on her door.
It was opened immediately by someone clearly hiding behind it. Why? I walked on in and stopped short of the doors entrance until who ever it was behind the door, poked their head out. She finally did and I was greeted by a pretty tall light-brown skinned chic wearing a 2 piece bra and panty set. That looked pretty nice on her. She closed the door behind me as we both said our greetings. We conversed for a minute, or at least I did most of the talking, as she seemed occupied with who ever on the phone. Probably texting management that I arrived.
We gots ta talk for a minute as I decided to give her the donation, which she had me place on a table. It was 40 golden nuggets for 15 minutes. After the money was placed on the table, she finally put her phone down, took the money off the table, counted it, then placed it in a drawer across the room. She then came back over to me and got back on her phone again. Ok. I asked if she was waiting on me and she said, "Yes". Sure. I stripped all the way down to my boxer brief with no help from her at all.
I looked at her and she was still occupied with her phone and told me to take the rest of it off. I did just that and she finally put the phone back down and started stripping. While her panty was on the floor, I noticed that the seat of her panty was wet. I was like damn, I got this chic wet already and I haven't even stuck the bone in her yet. I started reminiscing of back in my high school days when the little girls would wet up their undies when they saw the bulge in my gym shorts. Shit! This chic was ready.
She never told me her measurements, but she looked to be 5'10-5'11 160-165 lbs. Her breastess's were D's or double D's with medium hang time and eraser nipples. Breastess'es still looked nice though and I'd rate them as "average". Her stomach was flatish with light to mild stretch marks and definite signs of multiple child birth and her ass, it was a juicy ass. It had some nice meat on it and it was shapely and definitely sticking out there with no cellulite or stretch marks on it. Ass looked very nice, smooth and clean. Nice tight ass. It was her best ass set. After we were both in the buff, she instructed me to sit at the edge of the bed and that I did.
She then got down on her knees before me, placed the thin trojan on my dong with her hand, and gots ta sucking. The sucking was ehh. She hand her right hand holding the base of my cock while putting her mouth on the remaining portions of my cock. I say putting her mouth on it, because I felt no suction at all. Oh well. While she was sucking, I took it upon myself to massage her erect eraser nipples with my crusty ole hands. She started moaning instantly and asked if that was all that I was going to do.
I then took the cue to start massaging her nipples with my blistered tongue. I massaged her nipples for a minute as she moaned in delight. She definitely gets into her work. After 5 minutes of us sucking each other off, she stopped sucking and asked me which position I wanted. I was only 3/4th's swole at the time. Before I could get the words out of my mouth, she pushed my chest back and attempted to mouth me for the cowgirl ride. I quickly stopped her and told her I wanted doggie instead. If I knew what I know now, I should have just let her ride my pony into the sunset. Anywats, she got up on all fours on the bed, bent that nice juicy ass over in doggie and awaited my arrival.
I entered her in doggie and gots ta stroking. I didn't feel any heat, warmth or grip, but she was definitely wet and slippery wet too. I kept slipping out of it every 20 seconds. Damn! One minor or major thing though, as soon as I entered her, I immediately got hit with a mild to heavy scent of dry or stale piss. WTF!! Maybe that would explain the wetness in her panty. That wasn't cum, it was piss!! Are you kidding me? Chic still peeing on herself in her adult age. What? I kept stroking anyways as she quickly transitioned into the lazy dog position and moaned intently as I pounded out her pissy pussy.
This chic was smelling pissy as hell!! Somebody needs to change this chic's pamper. After 5 minutes of pounding and slipping out of her pissy pussy, I blew a medium load in the cover and pulled out immediately. I told her I had enough of her and she laid on the bed and told me that I could clean up in the bathroom. I went to the bathroom to clean up with the wet wipes that she had on the counter. I came back out to get dressed as she picked up her pissy panty from off the floor and you could tell that she saw the wetness in her underwear. Yuck! What kind of world are we living in? Adults still pissing themselves? Really?
I now see why they call her Ms. Pee-Pee. Everything was good up until I started smelling piss. I got dressed and headed for the door as she walked behind me in the nude. I said my condolences never to return again. This was one pissy experience I hope to never repeat. She's got a nice ass on her, but that piss is something that I'll never forget. As I drove back home on the highway, I noticed that my car was stink of piss. Damn! I stuck my hand down my pants too and my hand also smelled stink of piss. WTF! Gahh lee. She could have been a work in progress, but her hygiene is deplorable. Well that's what you get with a $40 chic. Such a waste of a tight ass. I'll give her a "6" in looks and a "5" in service. Never again.
I got serviced by a Utr Diamond 3 weeks ago. This utr chic was given to me by another board member. He posted about her 2 years ago and she's resurfaced again. The board member gave me her contact details and I contacted her one weekday evening. Everything was via text until I got to her apartment complex. I originally told her that I would do 2 pops for $120, but quickly changed my mind once I got there.
Why? Because, she told me via text that we had to be quiet when we're doing our thing. I figured it was going to be one of those sneak-and-f*ck sessions where we're doing it in the dark so others in the place wouldn't know. I wanted no parts of that for 2 pops, so I told her I would do 1 pop instead before going inside. Her 1 pop price was $60.2 years ago, she told me she was doing nothing under $100. Hmm. Ok. I got up to her apartment building and started walking up the stairs to her apartment.
I got as close as the bottom of the stairs when I saw some light brown-skinned chic come outside of her room and tell me, "I'm up here". I looked up and saw some librarian / kinda nerdy looking chic waiting on me. She kinda didn't look like what I thought she would look like. I thought she was more of a darker complexion that what she really was. For a quick minute there, I thought the wrong chic may have came out of her room. LOL. I walked on up anyways and into a very dark apartment. Oh boy.
She walked me back to an equally dark ass bedroom with only the bathroom lights on. I immediately asked her if she could please turn on some lights as I do nothing in the dark. She turned on the lights and was standing before me in a red jeans pants, black stretch shirt and a white mumu or something on her head. She said she was just doing her hair, but she didn't look like she had much hair under the mumu or whatever it was she had on her head. LOL.
She looked like she had an athletic body, but not a tight athletic body. Could have dressed a little bit more for the part too. Anyways, we talked for a minute or so before I handed her the donation. It was 60 bones for 15 minutes. She took the bones and placed it off somewhere and started getting undressed. I did the same as well with no help from her at all. She never told me her measurements, but my best guestimate would be 5'5 124-128 lbs. She took her stretch shirt off to reveal no bra and some youthful looking C cup breastess'ss.
They weren't all the way perky and had some slight hang time to them. I'd still list the girls as "youthful". Her stomach was flat, with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was an athletic ass. It had some meat on it and was definitely sticking out there and shapely with no celluilite or stretch marks on it, but it wasn't really a tight ass. Her body on the whole is athletic, but not a tight body athletic. More like an A- athletic body. Her body still looked nice and youthful though.
We're both in the buff now as she instructed me to sit down on her couch and that I did. She then sat at the left side of me, laid across my lap with her back facing me, and gots ta sucking. The sucking was ok, I guess. I couldn't really see what she was doing as she had her back facing me and blocking me from seeing her sucking skills. I don't know if she was doing that on purpose or if that's just her style, but I peeped over her shoulder to see just what she was doing and noticed that she was giving me a mean ass hand job coupled with some shallow bobs on the head of my cock. LOL.
She was using a whole lot of hand and sucking on the tip and about 2 inches below the tip. I didn't say anything though, I just let her do her thing. She hand sucked me off for a good 5 minutes before I told her that I was ready. She asked which position I wanted and I opted for doggie. She got up off the couch and looked as if she was about to bend over the couch in doggie, when she suddenly asked me if I had some protection.
Why yes ma'am, I do. For a minute there, I thought she was about to go without. She said she had her own protection too, but she just had to find it. I produced a thin cover from out of my pants pocket and slid it on my now raging boner. She got up on all fours on the couch and awaited my arrival. I entered her in doggie and gots ta stroking. As soon as I entered her, she started grimacing and groaning as if she was in some sort of pain. Oh boy. She also kept her body very tense and I could only get about half-way in there.
I kept telling her to loosen up some but that was a lost cause. She kept her body tense and tight the whole time and I couldn't really get in there good. Oh well. I half-way pounded her for 5 minutes while she squirmed and squealed and grimaced until I blew a weak load in the cover. I pulled out some 30 seconds later and told her I had enough of her. She got up off the couch and went to fetch me a few sheet of toilet paper for clean up. LOL. That good old toilet paper.
I cleaned up with toilet paper and got dressed as she just put all her clothes back on right next to me. Err. She probably needed to clean up a bit around the edges. After dressing, she walked me to the door and outside all the way down to the front of the building. That kind of shocked me there as I never had a chic walk me all the way outside of the building. I guess she was just trying to make it seem as less suspicious as possible. She gave me a hug outside of the building and off I went.
Nice girl, but I'll pass on this one. She seemed to be in too much pain to work or maybe she was faking the pain. Who knows? She was also using way too much hand on the sucky and she had her back turned to me, blocking me from seeing what she was doing. Again, I don't know if she was doing that on purpose or what? Only she knows. She doesn't really seem to me into her work or maybe its just a YMMV thing. I'll still give her "6" in looks and a "5" in service. I'll keep it moving here. Shalom.
LOL I'm the same way. I'm not paying for a face. I'm paying for a big ass, big titties, sloppy blowjob, or nasty creampie. I'm looking for a body made for fondling. Some of the best ones come attached to mud ducks and consequently they charge under 100.
Most of the time even if the ad says "everything covered" an extra 10 or 20 will take care of that, at least for the BP girls anyways. I don't do BBFS, but many of them will forego the cover even for that for half a Ben.
Her website is still up, she has an email address and a contact form, send her a message see if she responds.
Try Heather. My ATF.
myproviderguide.com/ georgia / atlanta / escorts /7643047.
Rebecca is a lot of fun.
Try those. PM me for a few others.