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  1. #1164

    TigerMistress

    Saw TigerMistress a few weeks back. Nov 16th. She was everything all the other reports said and more. Super cool girl, made me feel comfortable immediately, and is clean and attractive. She was clearly intent on ensuring I was satisfied and I feel she truly enjoyed our time together which is unfortunately rare in the hobby. While I don't post much, I have been in the hobby for quite a while and she is without a doubt one of the best I have met. To avoid flaming. Yes all the standard acronyms apply BBBJ, CFS, DATY, etc. And two cups of coffee. All superb. I don't care to visit islands so can't tell you about those. I would guess she is about 37 and her body looks very good. She is not 21 anymore, but I found her body to be extremely sexy. Her hourly rate for first visit is steep, so I will be looking forward to the 'regular' rate in the future! Overall, I highly recommend, you can't go wrong. Verification via other respected provider was pretty easy, communications excellent, and same day visit was arranged no problem.

  2. #1163

    MILF CindyWest

    I saw Cindy, a new advertiser over at the USAAC site, http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...ilf-Cindy.html, multiple times back in the summer, so this report is based on experiences that are a bit dated. She is certainly a nice looking MILF type, slender with a bit of curves, cute perky pair, long dark hair, nice little butt. And she was a lot of fun to spend time with, as both a skilled and responsive sex partner (oral presentation, both given and reviewed, are remembered fondly) and for conversation and hanging out. Her incall did move around some back in the hotter months, but it seems she's settled on one of the places we met up at, an all right spot in an ok neighborhood. Her rates seem fair for the market area and my remembrance is that she's not a clock watcher. And her doubles partner / roomie is indeed someone who's inspired some glowing comments on these pages of late. Haven't made it back for a reunion yet, but it's nice to see her back and advertising in a more reputable venue than before.

  3. #1162

    Ms Ophelia

    Guys I just want to let everyone know that the original and real O is back to playing and if you have had any reservations about it really being her I can personally tell you that you can lay the paranoia aside and schedule with her. She even has a lovely lady that she would be happy to do a double with if you desire. She is as fun and cute as ever. We both had another fantastic time a couple of days ago and I'm no Ron Jeremy nor I am a legend anywhere but in my dreams (and I'm a real stud in my dreams!

    Check my earlier review of her out for more details. I would pop the question to this young thang if I were not so dang old and could remember what it is.

  4. #1161

    Are you kidding me

    Quote Originally Posted by FloridaHunter  [View Original Post]
    We should start applying for work at Brazzers then! Lmfao!
    When I strip down to my underwear, chicks say "Are you glad to see me, or is that half a roll of dimes in your pants?

    Sadly it's my Chapstick.

    Kyussfan.

  5. #1160

    True statement.

    We should start applying for work at Brazzers then! Lmfao!

    Quote Originally Posted by IndyGuy123  [View Original Post]
    So you are hung like a pornstar which in this hobby is common. Just read posts. Every guy that directly references his dick is either hung like he should work for Brazzers or like he is doing his best impression of a Vienna sausage.

    We are all legends. Just ask the nearest GFE provider.

    Indy Guy.

  6. #1159
    Quote Originally Posted by FloridaHunter  [View Original Post]
    That was a typo. Auto correct.

    Correction: 25 centimeters.
    So you are hung like a pornstar which in this hobby is common. Just read posts. Every guy that directly references his dick is either hung like he should work for Brazzers or like he is doing his best impression of a Vienna sausage.

    Quote Originally Posted by FloridaHunter  [View Original Post]
    I'm more shocked that no one picked on "The Legend".
    We are all legends. Just ask the nearest GFE provider.

    Indy Guy.

  7. #1158

    Correction.

    Lmfao! I actually own a luxury vehicle manufactured by Honda. LOL. Not a big fan of American designed vehicles, but I do own a 1990 stang. I'm the process of rebuilding it now. LOL.

    I'm more shocked that no one picked on "The Legend".

    Quote Originally Posted by Kyussfan  [View Original Post]
    Now that's a more usable piece of hardware. I'm curious about your fascination with the metric system however.

    You probably own a 1979 Mustang that has the 390 millimeter TRX rims on it. LOL!

    Kyussfan.

  8. #1157

    Conversion diversion

    Quote Originally Posted by FloridaHunter  [View Original Post]
    That was a typo. Auto correct.

    Correction: 25 centimeters.
    Now that's a more usable piece of hardware. I'm curious about your fascination with the metric system however.

    You probably own a 1979 Mustang that has the 390 millimeter TRX rims on it. LOL!

    Kyussfan.

  9. #1156

    Typo.

    That was a typo. Auto correct.

    Correction: 25 centimeters.

    Quote Originally Posted by MassGuy1  [View Original Post]
    3.976" but who's counting. Hahahah.

  10. #1155

    Candace38 g

    Finally met Candace, it was well worth the wait. This is how it should be, excellent location, professional provider that knows what she's doing. Did an extended non-rushed visit, mutual fun had by both of us. She looks just like her pictures, is very skilled, and makes sure that you enjoy your visit. A definite repeat for me.

  11. #1154

    Technically

    Quote Originally Posted by IndyGuy123  [View Original Post]
    If so, he is boasting about roughtly 4".

    Indy Guy.
    3.976" but who's counting. Hahahah.

  12. #1153
    Quote Originally Posted by Bwetfan  [View Original Post]
    I think he meant 101 millimeters.
    If so, he is boasting about roughtly 4".

    Indy Guy.

  13. #1152
    Quote Originally Posted by Kyussfan  [View Original Post]
    FloridaHunter has a 101 centimeter Peter. Now in layman's terms, that's 39.76 inches. The only confusing part is whether that's length, or cubic inches. Either way, in your face Ron Jeremy.

    Kyussfan.
    I think he meant 101 millimeters.

  14. #1151
    Quote Originally Posted by Kyussfan  [View Original Post]
    FloridaHunter has a 101 centimeter Peter. Now in layman's terms, that's 39.76 inches. The only confusing part is whether that's length, or cubic inches. Either way, in your face Ron Jeremy.

    Kyussfan.
    He would just wobble around like a 3 legged stool.

  15. #1150

    You hear that Ron Jeremy?

    Quote Originally Posted by FloridaHunter  [View Original Post]
    As I'm sure regular followers of the board know. I have been attempting to schedule with the infamous OpheliaOasis and I'm happy that I finally did.

    Set up the meeting with Ophelia approximately 4 to 5 days in advance. Set up was easy. Ophelia was super pleasant on the phone and answered any questions I had at the time.

    The morning of the appointment I received a wake up call from Ophelia shortly followed by a text message with address and parking instructions.

    I arrived at Ophelia' s private incall on the west side of town and was greeted by a beautiful blonde haired beauty. As other reviewers have mentioned, Ophelia would be considered a small bbw. So if you like cushion for the pounding (which Ophelia loves) you're in good shape with her. Ophelia greeted me with a nice warm kiss and hit. We then moved to the bedroom and got to know one another.

    We talked about everything from cars to psychology and neuroscience. Ophelia is definitely one of the first providers I have seen who truly makes sure your are comfortable and there is a genuine connection.

    After about 30 minutes of chit chat I layed back onnthe bed clothes and Ophelia immediately reached for my 101 centimeter sword through my jeans. She playfully kissed and nibbled on him while unbuckling my belt. She removed my sword from its sheeth and immediately began an amazing, PSE-equivalent BBBJ. She started nice a slow and then began to bob up and down faster and almost so fast I could barely watch foe fear of motion sickness. Then she looked me in the eye and said "Your dick is pretty big. But can I try deepthroating it?" (What did you guess my response was. Don't worry. Ill wait. Lmfao.) I obliged. (More like begged her to) Ophelia then slowly took all 101 centimeters of my dick down her throat. She did this twice before actually almost gagging too much. And we decided she could practice later. I decided to give her some daty.

    Her pussy was fresh and tasted really good. She did she had been eating alot of citrus lately. I'll have to remember that tip. Ophelia is definitely a squirting and as I began dining. She warned me. After about 3 minutes of sucking on her clit she squealed and squirted everywhere.

    She then whispered "I want your dick in me". I put on the cover. Grabbed her ankles and slowly slid inside her soaling set pussy. She moaned as I did. I began to strike slowly and rhythmically and then increased the speed. I reved up to a full blown pounding assault on Ophelia'S pussy. And it was welcomed by a myriad of dirty talk, squeals, screams, grunts, gasps, and of course squirts. I'm fact Ophelia and I afterward established that the thrust to gush ratio was about 4 to 1. She thought that was impressive, I did too to be honest. LOL.

    I'm so happy I have been able to find a provider who can enjoy a larger sword and it not be painful. I have met so many providers here in the city, who have either stopped me at round 1 or whom won't see me again because I may have caused them too much pain with my size. Unintentionally of course.

    There is soooooo much more I can say about this provider. I'll just sum it up this way.

    If you want a cute. Girl next door. Intelligent. Goofy. Down to earth. Highly sexual. Highly kinky. Highly skilled and professional provider, contact Ophelia. You won't be disappointed.

    I also want to take the time out to thank the wonderful men who make this forum.

    FreakleFreak, shout out on getting ahold of O for me. HarveyMudd, thanks for all of the great reviews, insight, and responses to MPs.

    O, if you're reading this. Thank you for my beat experience thus far in the hobby. Can't wait to see you again in a couple of days. I think we should raise pit goal to 27? LOL.

    Sincerely,

    The Legend.
    FloridaHunter has a 101 centimeter Peter. Now in layman's terms, that's 39.76 inches. The only confusing part is whether that's length, or cubic inches. Either way, in your face Ron Jeremy.

    Kyussfan.

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