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  1. #2407

    Indy Rain

    This was worth price of admission today!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarag  [View Original Post]
    And it didn't even involve a fax machine. LOL.

  2. #2406

    Kick to the balls

    Quote Originally Posted by RonBurgIndy  [View Original Post]
    Anyone have a worst / weirdest provider rant to share? It's a rainy Monday and we could all use some good reading material. And. GO!
    When I lived in Dubuque I used to frequent a strip club there where I got to know 2 dancers quite well. One was of Korean heritage who used to see a regular outside the club. Her regular wanted her to wear stiletto heels and repeatedly kick him in the balls, and step on his penis and sack with the heels, all while being verbally degraded. That's it. She thought it was the most bizarre thing to want, but she got paid very well and he never even asked or attempted anything sexual. To each his own I guess, but I'll pass thank you very much!

  3. #2405

    Vegas and an Unexpected Visit from Aunt Flo

    While in Vegas, a lady named Sexy Seven (see http://sexyse7en.escortfiles.com) visited me for a late nighter at my hotel room. Everything was going fabulously when her Aunt Flo showed up for an unexpected visit. She was super apologetic about this! So she cleaned me up and herself too, then she finished me orally, including CIM. I was afraid the hotel would charge me for ruining a set of sheets, but I never heard anything about it! FWIW, I would see her again!

    The next night, I was awakened by a commotion from next door. The guy must have met a lady downstairs in the casino and had his hands all over her on the way up in the elevator. She was bitching him out for this in the hallway, then the adjacent room. Things calmed down for a bit and the business part of transaction must have happened, then. He couldn't get it up!! He must have been kind of wasted, because this lady proceeded to scold him for about 30 minutes, then left in a huff. I opened my room door to size her up, and she immediately turned around and proposed that she 'come in for a drink' but I said, "sorry sweetie, you're not my type" and closed the door. Besides, I had much more fun the next night with Brianna Wildman!! (see https://twitter.com/briannawildman).

    Quote Originally Posted by RonBurgIndy  [View Original Post]
    Anyone have a worst / weirdest provider rant to share? It's a rainy Monday and we could all use some good reading material. And. GO!

  4. #2404
    Advertiser-Escort


    Posts: 49

    It's actually quite beautiful in Vegas today, however

    Quote Originally Posted by RonBurgIndy  [View Original Post]
    Anyone have a worst / weirdest provider rant to share? It's a rainy Monday and we could all use some good reading material. And. GO!
    How about a funny, strange client story?

    About a year and a half ago I get a call from a guy asking if I do ferishes. Because that's such a broad category I asked specifics. Well the guy tells me he likes stinky feet. I've heard this one before. He proceeds to ask if I could put on some old shoes and walk around in them before he got there. Of course I said "sure" while in my mind clearly thinking, "he's not going to show", but hey I wasn't busy so on the off chance he would I put on some sneakers and went about my business. I'll be damned in he didn't show up in a brand new Tesla wearing a $1000 suit looking mighty fine.

    And then it gets strange. Comes in side and he strips butt naked instant hard on and takes his belt off and proceeds to put it around his neck and starts to tighten it. Once I picked my jaw off the floor I said "umm I know we talked about stinky feet, (and with a stutter) but I don't do 'that'.

    Calmly he replied, "that's ok, you aren't even going to touch me". "I just want to lay on the floor smelling and licking your feet while I jack myself off". Which he proceeded to do as he tightened the belt more. He did his thing, I got paid, and I have one weird ass memory to share.

    And it didn't even involve a fax machine. LOL.

  5. #2403

    How much time do you have?

    I could tell you some stories about my bad experiences. You might wonder why I still hobby. But I do it because I am a perv. And because you do meet some very nice providers. I will PM you one of my stories but it would be interesting to see if others would be willing to share.

    Quote Originally Posted by RonBurgIndy  [View Original Post]
    Anyone have a worst / weirdest provider rant to share? It's a rainy Monday and we could all use some good reading material. And. GO!

  6. #2402

    The Worst

    Anyone have a worst / weirdest provider rant to share? It's a rainy Monday and we could all use some good reading material. And. GO!

  7. #2401
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarag  [View Original Post]
    I sit with a smile on my face and a stiff one in my hand as I swallow.
    Who's stiff one did you have in your hands and I always love a woman who swallows.

  8. #2400

    Anybody else get turned on?

    Or was it just me?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarag  [View Original Post]
    Now just because there may be newer methods of communication doesn't mean you should throw the baby out with the bath water esp when it is tried, true and tested. Although some flaws may exist those lines reflect the reliability and consistency of performance. The sounds emitted are well known and in days gone by created excitement that something was about to happen. And a little electricity while envolved in water activities just makes things more interesting. Next thing you'll want to throw out the good old Remington who's keys have been stroked often and always produced a desired result.

    So as I sit in a pool in Phoenix where it was 111 yesterday I'll relish the memories of fail proof reliable equipment as I sit with a smile on my face and a stiff one in my hand as I swallow.

  9. #2399

    Long time

    Quote Originally Posted by Avagddu  [View Original Post]
    This is a classic case of how man-who*res get GDS. This is so over market, even for Indy! First one she-monger pays this ridiculous rate, then someone pipes in $$24 hrs is cheap! Next thing you know the man-who*re in question thinks he's undercharging! Pretty soon there will be other she-Mongers white damseling for this guy, saying how he is so worth it and he's a "special" case. Next thing you know BP man-who*res start thinking that's the norm, and then the threads will start about how expensive these man-who*res are who are charging $$24 hrs straight out of the gate!
    A few months ago IG was telling me he had an incall My response "I don't even want to know anything about him having an incall".

  10. #2398
    Advertiser-Escort


    Posts: 49

    Oh come on now

    Quote Originally Posted by INTravelingMan  [View Original Post]
    Is not to use fax machines as they are outdated and leave those darned lines on the documents. And I especially do not like to use them in the bathroom as that could lead to problems like electrocution.

    But more importantly, I prefer it when a woman swallows it and looks sexy instead of stupid.
    Now just because there may be newer methods of communication doesn't mean you should throw the baby out with the bath water esp when it is tried, true and tested. Although some flaws may exist those lines reflect the reliability and consistency of performance. The sounds emitted are well known and in days gone by created excitement that something was about to happen. And a little electricity while envolved in water activities just makes things more interesting. Next thing you'll want to throw out the good old Remington who's keys have been stroked often and always produced a desired result.

    So as I sit in a pool in Phoenix where it was 111 yesterday I'll relish the memories of fail proof reliable equipment as I sit with a smile on my face and a stiff one in my hand as I swallow.

  11. #2397

    My preference

    Is not to use fax machines as they are outdated and leave those darned lines on the documents. And I especially do not like to use them in the bathroom as that could lead to problems like electrocution.

    But more importantly, I prefer it when a woman swallows it and looks sexy instead of stupid.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarag  [View Original Post]
    Siri hates me, auto correct hates me, talk to text does as well. Providers can't edit their posts so if we miss something like this, then we just have to swallow it and look stupid.

    Anyhow I have them take any personal belongings, apparently even fax machines Nimba, in the bathroom with them.

    Also I was replying to this post.

  12. #2396
    Advertiser-Escort


    Posts: 49

    Siri hates me

    Quote Originally Posted by Nimda2  [View Original Post]
    Not sure what's going on with the fax machine in the shower. Seems like taking any type of electrical appliance in the shower would be risky. But hey, if that's what it takes to get some dude off, more electrical power to ya!
    Siri hates me, auto correct hates me, talk to text does as well. Providers can't edit their posts so if we miss something like this, then we just have to swallow it and look stupid.

    Anyhow I have them take any personal belongings, apparently even fax machines Nimba, in the bathroom with them.

    Also I was replying to this post.

    Quote Originally Posted by Playwithme483  [View Original Post]
    And here is another example of why we should guard our personal information carefully. Whether it's for screening or being careless with our wallets, there is a risk to having your real identity known.

  13. #2395

    That's a new fetish I'm not familiar with

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarag  [View Original Post]
    I always request they take all their personal fax with them into the shower area.
    Not sure what's going on with the fax machine in the shower. Seems like taking any type of electrical appliance in the shower would be risky. But hey, if that's what it takes to get some dude off, more electrical power to ya!

  14. #2394
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1722

    This is really good

    Quote Originally Posted by Avagddu  [View Original Post]
    This is a classic case of how man-who*res get GDS. This is so over market, even for Indy! First one she-monger pays this ridiculous rate, then someone pipes in $$24 hrs is cheap! Next thing you know the man-who*re in question thinks he's undercharging! Pretty soon there will be other she-Mongers white damseling for this guy, saying how he is so worth it and he's a "special" case. Next thing you know BP man-who*res start thinking that's the norm, and then the threads will start about how expensive these man-who*res are who are charging $$24 hrs straight out of the gate!
    Seriously, that's it, just a funny post.

  15. #2393

    Regrets

    Quote Originally Posted by FreckleFreak  [View Original Post]
    There are two UTR ladies doing doubles today. I can't name names because then I would be accused of being a pimp. They definitely don't fuck me like my ex old lady (thank god for that) however they do suck because if I said they were good then I might be accused of kissing their ass. That is something I would never want to be accused of because then I might be blamed for contributing to their GPS. If some of you see them and pay their GPS price then it can't be because of the market demand in this area or the result of all the kiss ass reviews about them. Now their behavior is bad (oh so bad) and I personally won't put up with them telling me about their day even though they have to listen to how crappy mine was. The only privilege in seeing them would be theirs, for allowing us mongers to get our biological release and pay them for that service. Once they fuck you and drain the fluids from your pipe, then leave, because that's all that you need except for some food and oxygen. Just remember that they are like your hairstylist, you have to make an appointment to see them, pay for the service, hold a conversation but whatever you might want to think, it's nothing more personal than a cut and blow dry.
    I had the good fortune of being asked to join these two for some fun and my work schedule won't allow it to happen. Not sure I would have survived these two, but regretting that I won't have the chance. Thanks anyway ladies for the invite!

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