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  1. #13

    Road Head

    Salted One,

    I guess you can say that she choked under pressure. I sure do hope your car is never a crime scene. Once that forensic black light comes on you'll have some explaining to do. Lol.

    When I used to dream of the beautiful SWs of South Beach it wasn't uncommon for them to gag and occasionally throwup on jr. What dissapoints me about your dream is Mt. Vesuvius' lack of self-control. Just crack the door and spit / cough outside. I loved the random choice of enviroment that you chose for you forays, wished a sexy realtor showed up and offered to join the party inside the beautiful home.

    Thanks for bringing a good laugh to my Tuesday morning.

    Pleasant Dreams,

    Vinny.

    Quote Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016  [View Original Post]
    This is a Salty tale and not an offer to share her tail.

    So, today I did a meet and greet or as I like to call it, an 'eat my meat. ' This young cutie is fresh out the klink and looking for some help. Funny how these sweeties show up in my presence. She asked if we could do a car date to start and go from there. I agreed but only if she allowed CIM, she said okay. I picked her up from her house and drove around an upscale neighborhood in VAB talking.

    Finding a place to park was challenging. I eventually pulled in the driveway of a house for sale, figured no one was home. She was sketchy and nervous. She started sucking and her skills weren't too bad, not great either. But she kept stopping to look around. 'oh no there goes a car, and there's someone on a bike.' So I grabbed the back of her head and pushed her lips around my shaft. Her rhythm was one speed, no DT, eyes closed, no tongue or BLS. Eventually I was ready to blow, I told her and she puts her lips around the head as I pumped the first rope of a weekend's worth of tapioca in her mouth. Now here's where it all goes wrong.

    Her mouth fills up and nut is running down her chin. She starts choking and coughing up my batter. I'm yelling WTF! At the same time I have another rope ready to release. It's spewing up all over me!! I quickly pinch it off. What a terrible feeling! I'm pissed at this point. She's done coughed up nut all over my car, I spewed on myself and I have more to erupt that's pinched off! Thankfully I keep wet wipes handy and I just busted the remainder in a wet wipe as she sat there watching and I was cussing her out. Anyway, this was car head gone wrong!

    Salty.

  2. #12

    Re: Car Head Gone Awry

    I love a good misadventure as well as a great adventure!

    I feel your pain, Saltman. Last time I got car head the chick puked in my lap. Had to go to the damn coin operated car wash to clean out the inside of my car and spray down my pants. Man, that water was cold! Hence the last time I got car head!

    Quote Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016  [View Original Post]
    This is a Salty tale and not an offer to share her tail.

    So, today I did a meet and greet or as I like to call it, an 'eat my meat. ' This young cutie is fresh out the klink and looking for some help. Funny how these sweeties show up in my presence. She asked if we could do a car date to start and go from there. I agreed but only if she allowed CIM, she said okay. I picked her up from her house and drove around an upscale neighborhood in VAB talking.

    Finding a place to park was challenging. I eventually pulled in the driveway of a house for sale, figured no one was home. She was sketchy and nervous. She started sucking and her skills weren't too bad, not great either. But she kept stopping to look around. 'oh no there goes a car, and there's someone on a bike.' So I grabbed the back of her head and pushed her lips around my shaft. Her rhythm was one speed, no DT, eyes closed, no tongue or BLS. Eventually I was ready to blow, I told her and she puts her lips around the head as I pumped the first rope of a weekend's worth of tapioca in her mouth. Now here's where it all goes wrong.

    Her mouth fills up and nut is running down her chin. She starts choking and coughing up my batter. I'm yelling WTF! At the same time I have another rope ready to release. It's spewing up all over me!! I quickly pinch it off. What a terrible feeling! I'm pissed at this point. She's done coughed up nut all over my car, I spewed on myself and I have more to erupt that's pinched off! Thankfully I keep wet wipes handy and I just busted the remainder in a wet wipe as she sat there watching and I was cussing her out. Anyway, this was car head gone wrong!

    Salty.

  3. #11

    Car head gone wrong

    This is a Salty tale and not an offer to share her tail.

    So, today I did a meet and greet or as I like to call it, an 'eat my meat. ' This young cutie is fresh out the klink and looking for some help. Funny how these sweeties show up in my presence. She asked if we could do a car date to start and go from there. I agreed but only if she allowed CIM, she said okay. I picked her up from her house and drove around an upscale neighborhood in VAB talking.

    Finding a place to park was challenging. I eventually pulled in the driveway of a house for sale, figured no one was home. She was sketchy and nervous. She started sucking and her skills weren't too bad, not great either. But she kept stopping to look around. 'oh no there goes a car, and there's someone on a bike.' So I grabbed the back of her head and pushed her lips around my shaft. Her rhythm was one speed, no DT, eyes closed, no tongue or BLS. Eventually I was ready to blow, I told her and she puts her lips around the head as I pumped the first rope of a weekend's worth of tapioca in her mouth. Now here's where it all goes wrong.

    Her mouth fills up and nut is running down her chin. She starts choking and coughing up my batter. I'm yelling WTF! At the same time I have another rope ready to release. It's spewing up all over me!! I quickly pinch it off. What a terrible feeling! I'm pissed at this point. She's done coughed up nut all over my car, I spewed on myself and I have more to erupt that's pinched off! Thankfully I keep wet wipes handy and I just busted the remainder in a wet wipe as she sat there watching and I was cussing her out. Anyway, this was car head gone wrong!

    Salty.

  4. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016  [View Original Post]
    Let's refer to her as Super Skinny, cause that's what she is. This is a historical tale and not an offer to share her tail.

    SS UTR has a reputation for some of the best head on the Southside, thus I wanted to sample. My first encounter was a car visit where I was convinced SS is in the top of her class. She sports a filthy mouth. "feed me your nut daddy, give it to me, I want to taste your load. " I don't know about yall, but that shit right there makes me want to burst. ...
    Salty.
    Love to put this SS to test in ways of 300 Spartans; Petite dolls are my feen. With my 2 incher I sure would try to make her jaws hurt.

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h59d15958104b1

    Vid of something I'm talking about.

  5. #9

    Salty

    Quote Originally Posted by DaVinciB1  [View Original Post]
    Does she apply the NBA policy?
    All I can say is #salty. My brother you are the man. Enjoy your life it definitely is full of highlights.

  6. #8

    SS, Awesome Review

    Does she apply the NBA policy?

    Quote Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016  [View Original Post]
    Let's refer to her as Super Skinny, cause that's what she is. This is a historical tale and not an offer to share her tail.

    SS UTR has a reputation for some of the best head on the Southside, thus I wanted to sample. My first encounter was a car visit where I was convinced SS is in the top of her class. She sports a filthy mouth. "feed me your nut daddy, give it to me, I want to taste your load. " I don't know about yall, but that shit right there makes me want to burst. Anyway, this visit didn't take too long and I was flowing in her mouth as she oh'd and ah'd. This dirty girl even opened her mouth wide to show me the shot glass full of protein she was about to chug. Filthy, but I loved it.

    Fast forward a few weeks, I wanted in those guts. She invited me to her parents upscale home in Ches. Upon arrival we made our way to her room, she was looking cute. Tight short shorts, tank top no bra, hair pulled back. But as I stated, super thin. No boobies at all, just nipples. My thought process was if she's as filthy talking in bed as she was in the car, fuck I'll be done here in a few minutes. Her little ass is killer tight, so as we stood kissing I had to grab on it. She soon knelt down as I stood and swallowed me whole, vigorously bobbing. I had to slow her down as I didn't want to leave already!

    So, I layed her on the bed and yanked off her little panties. Fuck me, her little gash was as cute as can be. So, I dove right in. Parting those pink lips I latched on to that clit and sucked. SS was about to rip my hair off my head. She's screaming, "Eat that pussy, oh my god, I'm cumming" as her back was arched, I continued eating away like a beaver chewing on a tree. After she came and coated my chin, SS pulled me to her face as she licked herself off me.

    Now I'm as hard as Chinese math and I flip her tail over. Here I informed her I'm about to autograph her ass! She laughed and said please do as she got up in doggie, arched her back and pushed that tight ass out. I applied #Salty and like many others, she jumped up to run and look in the mirror. Smiling, she hurried back to assume the position again. Sliding in that tightness her filthy mouth started again, "fuck that pussy, give it to me. " I did just that. Flipped her to mish, then cg, rcg and back to doggie before unleashing a heap on her ass.

    I've since seen SS a half dozen times, and each visit is just as fun and filthy.

    Salty.

  7. #7

    Super Skinny

    Let's refer to her as Super Skinny, cause that's what she is. This is a historical tale and not an offer to share her tail.

    SS UTR has a reputation for some of the best head on the Southside, thus I wanted to sample. My first encounter was a car visit where I was convinced SS is in the top of her class. She sports a filthy mouth. "feed me your nut daddy, give it to me, I want to taste your load. " I don't know about yall, but that shit right there makes me want to burst. Anyway, this visit didn't take too long and I was flowing in her mouth as she oh'd and ah'd. This dirty girl even opened her mouth wide to show me the shot glass full of protein she was about to chug. Filthy, but I loved it.

    Fast forward a few weeks, I wanted in those guts. She invited me to her parents upscale home in Ches. Upon arrival we made our way to her room, she was looking cute. Tight short shorts, tank top no bra, hair pulled back. But as I stated, super thin. No boobies at all, just nipples. My thought process was if she's as filthy talking in bed as she was in the car, fuck I'll be done here in a few minutes. Her little ass is killer tight, so as we stood kissing I had to grab on it. She soon knelt down as I stood and swallowed me whole, vigorously bobbing. I had to slow her down as I didn't want to leave already!

    So, I layed her on the bed and yanked off her little panties. Fuck me, her little gash was as cute as can be. So, I dove right in. Parting those pink lips I latched on to that clit and sucked. SS was about to rip my hair off my head. She's screaming, "Eat that pussy, oh my god, I'm cumming" as her back was arched, I continued eating away like a beaver chewing on a tree. After she came and coated my chin, SS pulled me to her face as she licked herself off me.

    Now I'm as hard as Chinese math and I flip her tail over. Here I informed her I'm about to autograph her ass! She laughed and said please do as she got up in doggie, arched her back and pushed that tight ass out. I applied #Salty and like many others, she jumped up to run and look in the mirror. Smiling, she hurried back to assume the position again. Sliding in that tightness her filthy mouth started again, "fuck that pussy, give it to me. " I did just that. Flipped her to mish, then cg, rcg and back to doggie before unleashing a heap on her ass.

    I've since seen SS a half dozen times, and each visit is just as fun and filthy.

    Salty.
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  8. #6

    Re: Salty's Adventures

    Great thread Salty! Like The Villain says long overdue. I look forward to reading many adventures (and maybe a few misadventures like my latest momentary lapse of reason).

    I hear the Wawa reconnect looked like a hot little soccer mom bouncing out of the Wawa. Glad you had fun and shared the experience.

  9. #5

    Wawa reconnect

    We'll call this little cutie Wawa reconnect. This is just a tale and not an offer to share her tail. You see, Wawa UTR has been MIA for several months until one of our finest Gents happened to spot her at a local Wawa. She was eager to share her new contact info with a select few. Having loaded this cutie up with several ounces of frothyness over the past year, I was excited to reconnect.

    Her ass is one of the absolute finest imo, and I was anxiously waiting to mount that thing from behind again. Upon arrival at her place I gave her a big hug and happily planted my hands on that turd cutter and squeezed. My last visit she was freshly out of a local long-term state funded lodging facility and as with many, had gained a few lb's. LOL, I swear they must sit around and eat bread in there. Like do some sit-ups and pushups or something! Anyway, after chatting, catching up and groping her fine figure, I was anxious to see those tight ass leggings hit the floor where that damn killer ass was exposed with a white thong. Instant boner. I leaned down and kissed that ass as I gripped it tight thinking I can't wait to fuck this. She reached back and slowly worked her thong off her hips down over her ass as I stood behind watching. Salty was standing at full attention by now and ready to feel the walls of one of the tightest kitty's around.

    Having done this before, she looked back and smiled and asked me to please hashtag her ass. The red sharpie appeared and boom like a new tattoo there it was! #Salty. Applied a cover and hovered behind doing the hard dick paint brush technique up and down that pink gash as she was standing slightly bent over. Fuck I love that. I slowly slipped in and with the constriction of those walls I knew this wasn't going to take long but I wanted to prolong as much as I could. Palms pushing her ass apart I peeked down to see those lips tight around my shaft as I increased the rhythm. Because I love her ass so much I had no desire to switch in any other position. However after 15 min or so of that twat tightening around me I wanted to bust.

    I stopped myself and ripped off the cover, sat on the edge of the bed as she knelt down to swallow my cock entirely to the base in one motion. WTF! Aside from a steller ass, Wawa can smoke a pole too. I sat and watched her gobble me up over and over for several minutes twirling her own spit with her tongue off the head of my cock like it was an ice cream cone. Within no time I stood up leaned her head back and like a fire main opening, unleashed a generous helping of slightly salted custard across her nose and lips. Her tongue was out like a baby bird waiting to be fed. It's rather spectacular to watch imo. As my goo dripped off her chin it landed on a very nice set of small Bs. She performed this maneuver all while looking in my eyes, ooing and aahing. She ensured I was empty and grinned with enjoyment as the flow continued off her chin.

    She made her way to the bathroom and cleaned up. As always, we hugged and I was on my way. A few hours later I received the attached pic, read it backwards LOL.

    Salty.
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  10. #4

    Salty's Pen and Sharpie adventures

    Long overdue. With picture book evidence!

    Quote Originally Posted by ViktorVaughn  [View Original Post]
    Gents,

    This thread has been long overdue, a place for our favorite swashbuckling panty raider to pen his long form tales that may not otherwise fit on other boards. Maybe a few 'extended cuts' like a Criterion DVD collection.

  11. #3

    Thanks

    Well I'll be damned, it's been a minute since I've inked a tale. I'll get to writing as I have a few.

    "swashbuckling panty raider" 😂.

    Thanks Villain,
    Salty.

    Quote Originally Posted by ViktorVaughn  [View Original Post]
    Gents,

    This thread has been long overdue, a place for our favorite swashbuckling panty raider to pen his long form tales that may not otherwise fit on other boards. Maybe a few 'extended cuts' like a Criterion DVD collection.

  12. #2

    100% agree

    Quote Originally Posted by ViktorVaughn  [View Original Post]
    Gents,

    This thread has been long overdue, a place for our favorite swashbuckling panty raider to pen his long form tales that may not otherwise fit on other boards. Maybe a few 'extended cuts' like a Criterion DVD collection.
    It'll be my favorite bed time story.

  13. #1

    Salty's Sticky Adventures

    Gents,

    This thread has been long overdue, a place for our favorite swashbuckling panty raider to pen his long form tales that may not otherwise fit on other boards. Maybe a few 'extended cuts' like a Criterion DVD collection.

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