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  1. #7100
    Quote Originally Posted by Bliss56  [View Original Post]
    Well, this was a first. Went by Venus for a massage. Usual routine. After TS attendant says she can't do the massage and offers a refund on the time. In disbelief, I asked what was wrong and she said, she just didn't click with me. I thought she was joking and I asked for her to explain. Now, get ready for this. She said, "I hummed during the shower. " Thought it was a joke, but nope. I assured her that I would stop, and I asked again for her to explain the problem, she said I should have been "focused" and not hummed.

    Even if we didn't click, or thought I was an undercover, or even a horrible hummer, at least press on with the massage. I'm a fit, mannerly middle-aged man, that is still scratching his head on this one. Anybody EVER had anything remotely as bizarre, happen to them?
    My guess also was she was over cautious. Try Crystal on Kennedy or Orange just north of Kennedy on Dale Mabry. If you go to Orange I recommend you ask for MIMI.

    Dog out.

  2. #7099

    No mystery

    Quote Originally Posted by Call234  [View Original Post]
    That is strange. However, if you were able to get all your money back, you probably avoided a mediocre at best session. Maybe this girl has some weird form of GPS? I would advise you to take the short drive to Crystal Spa, where I have always been treated extremely well on my visits. Stay safe.
    She obviously thought you were a cop. I wouldn't be too upset. I would rather see these girls be oversuspicious than get busted. Not like there aren't plenty of other AMPs for you to go to.

  3. #7098
    Quote Originally Posted by Bliss56  [View Original Post]
    Well, this was a first. Went by Venus for a massage. Usual routine. After TS attendant says she can't do the massage and offers a refund on the time. In disbelief, I asked what was wrong and she said, she just didn't click with me. I thought she was joking and I asked for her to explain. Now, get ready for this. She said, "I hummed during the shower. " Thought it was a joke, but nope. I assured her that I would stop, and I asked again for her to explain the problem, she said I should have been "focused" and not hummed.

    Even if we didn't click, or thought I was an undercover, or even a horrible hummer, at least press on with the massage. I'm a fit, mannerly middle-aged man, that is still scratching his head on this one. Anybody EVER had anything remotely as bizarre, happen to them?
    That is strange. However, if you were able to get all your money back, you probably avoided a mediocre at best session. Maybe this girl has some weird form of GPS? I would advise you to take the short drive to Crystal Spa, where I have always been treated extremely well on my visits. Stay safe.

  4. #7097
    Quote Originally Posted by Bliss56  [View Original Post]
    Well, this was a first. Went by Venus for a massage. Usual routine. After TS attendant says she can't do the massage and offers a refund on the time. In disbelief, I asked what was wrong and she said, she just didn't click with me. I thought she was joking and I asked for her to explain. Now, get ready for this. She said, "I hummed during the shower. " Thought it was a joke, but nope. I assured her that I would stop, and I asked again for her to explain the problem, she said I should have been "focused" and not hummed.

    Even if we didn't click, or thought I was an undercover, or even a horrible hummer, at least press on with the massage. I'm a fit, mannerly middle-aged man, that is still scratching his head on this one. Anybody EVER had anything remotely as bizarre, happen to them?
    A new twist on the term "hummer", bummer.

  5. #7096

    Bizarre Visit.

    Well, this was a first. Went by Venus for a massage. Usual routine. After TS attendant says she can't do the massage and offers a refund on the time. In disbelief, I asked what was wrong and she said, she just didn't click with me. I thought she was joking and I asked for her to explain. Now, get ready for this. She said, "I hummed during the shower. " Thought it was a joke, but nope. I assured her that I would stop, and I asked again for her to explain the problem, she said I should have been "focused" and not hummed.

    Even if we didn't click, or thought I was an undercover, or even a horrible hummer, at least press on with the massage. I'm a fit, mannerly middle-aged man, that is still scratching his head on this one. Anybody EVER had anything remotely as bizarre, happen to them?

  6. #7095

    Loyalty to Amanda

    Quote Originally Posted by MeatSticker  [View Original Post]
    Today on an extended lunch break I decided to stop in Ocean. Good decision. Amanda was my lucky draw. She's a young 20 something and absolutely a doll. I paid for the full hour and table shower. She led me to the room and asked I get comfortable.

    She led me to the table shower and gave me a nice warm shower washing me nice and clean.

    We proceeded to the massage that was not bad It could have been a little stronger but I can't blame her. I didn't ask her to do it stronger. On the flip I could tell she was a little shy to get the party started so I took the lead. After I roamed all over the map she asked how she could help me. We discussed a CBJ naked. She was wanting $ but I was hoping for more. We started talking about FD and she was at $$. I told her I really needed it but that was out of my range. We finally agreed on $170.00.

    She started with a CBJ and that turned into 69. That was one delicious treat. She got up and laid down for me. She looked better naked then I could have imagined. We went at it for a while. She was really into it or she's a good actress. We finished up after a while and she cleaned me up. I settled up with her and she led me out. She gave me a nice hug on my exit.

    All in all it was a great experience. I happened to see another one working. She was just a cute as Amanda. I would probably stick with Amanda as she was amazing.

    Stay safe.
    Amanda you have had, might as well try the the other girl to see if there's a difference. You owe it to yourself.

  7. #7094

    Welcome to our area!

    I personally appreciate this report, as more often than not we see mongers coming into the area to ask for intel before doing what you did. Which was to read the posts, then experience and come back and report. This saves all of us a lot unnecessary dead end roads that we all experience from time to time.

    White Lotus, formerly Royal, was one of the best in and Tampa about a year ago, but went downhill, has apparently made a turn around thanks to your and someone else's report recently. I had several bad experiences there in the past year, so I'm happy to hear they might be making a comeback.

    I'll PM you on your long Asian nipples request.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeep1988  [View Original Post]
    Hey fellow mongers. I am sure it's this first you have heard this. I am new here, moved from Virginia about a month ago. Reading your reports has been helpful. AMP's here are so different then in Virginia. Here are the ones I have been to here. Much I am sure you already know.

    First one was on MLK, in like a business park. Forgot the name since at best it was selfserve. Maybe with more visits you might get more but didn't see anything worth testing.

    Left there and went to waters. Table shower with the M.

    Mommason sucked. Went back to the room, face down for a few minutes. Was thinking if she came back in I would politely get up and leave. Instead I think it was Lucy. In a short black teddy and heels. Nice. She bent over in front of me and no sign of panties. I commented and she smiled and said happy New Year. No real massage. $ tip and left totally happy.

    3rd was I think okan?? On Hillsborough almost across from another one. Very little massage but had a very nice workout, again left totally relieved for $.

    A couple days ago hit white lotus. Big woman, mommason lead me in, made me nervous. Then a sexy lady came in the room in a teddy and heels. Nice table shower, time well spent. Wanted 120 but only had 97. Smiles and said okay. After a few different things she was on top and riding like crazy. I am guessing she came then kind of laid her head on my chest for a minute. Then back at for my turn. If there were any others there I am sorry for the noise, well not really it was a lot of fun.

    That is all I have. I am 3 for 4 so far. I live in dover and work in Tampa so those are a couple I pass coming home. Will hit some others too. Might be moving to the Holiday area in the next few months. Will be checking that area also.

    One request, I have a think for the long asian nipples. Can anyone point me to Some?

    Peace.

  8. #7093

    New guy

    Hey fellow mongers. I am sure it's this first you have heard this. I am new here, moved from Virginia about a month ago. Reading your reports has been helpful. AMP's here are so different then in Virginia. Here are the ones I have been to here. Much I am sure you already know.

    First one was on MLK, in like a business park. Forgot the name since at best it was selfserve. Maybe with more visits you might get more but didn't see anything worth testing.

    Left there and went to waters. Table shower with the M.

    Mommason sucked. Went back to the room, face down for a few minutes. Was thinking if she came back in I would politely get up and leave. Instead I think it was Lucy. In a short black teddy and heels. Nice. She bent over in front of me and no sign of panties. I commented and she smiled and said happy New Year. No real massage. $ tip and left totally happy.

    3rd was I think okan?? On Hillsborough almost across from another one. Very little massage but had a very nice workout, again left totally relieved for $.

    A couple days ago hit white lotus. Big woman, mommason lead me in, made me nervous. Then a sexy lady came in the room in a teddy and heels. Nice table shower, time well spent. Wanted 120 but only had 97. Smiles and said okay. After a few different things she was on top and riding like crazy. I am guessing she came then kind of laid her head on my chest for a minute. Then back at for my turn. If there were any others there I am sorry for the noise, well not really it was a lot of fun.

    That is all I have. I am 3 for 4 so far. I live in dover and work in Tampa so those are a couple I pass coming home. Will hit some others too. Might be moving to the Holiday area in the next few months. Will be checking that area also.

    One request, I have a think for the long asian nipples. Can anyone point me to Some?

    Peace.

  9. #7092

    Reports

    Hey fellow mongers. I am sure it's this first you have heard this. I am new here, moved from Virginia about a month ago. Reading your reports has been helpful. AMP's here are so different then in Virginia. Here are the ones I have been to here. Much I am sure you already know.

    First one was on MLK, in like a business park. Forgot the name since at best it was selfserve. Maybe with more visits you might get more but didn't see anything worth testing.

    Left there and went to waters. Table shower with the M.

    Mommason sucked. Went back to the room, face down for a few minutes. Was thinking if she came back in I would politely get up and leave. Instead I think it was Lucy. In a short black teddy and heels. Nice. She bent over in front of me and no sign of panties. I commented and she smiled and said happy New Year. No real massage. $ tip and left totally happy.

    3rd was I think okan?? On Hillsborough almost across from another one. Very little massage but had a very nice workout, again left totally relieved for $.

    A couple days ago hit white lotus. Big woman, mommason lead me in, made me nervous. Then a sexy lady came in the room in a teddy and heels. Nice table shower, time well spent. Wanted 120 but only had 97. Smiles and said okay. After a few different things she was on top and riding like crazy. I am guessing she came then kind of laid her head on my chest for a minute. Then back at for my turn. If there were any others there I am sorry for the noise, well not really it was a lot of fun.

    That is all I have. I am 3 for 4 so far. I live in dover and work in Tampa so those are a couple I pass coming home. Will hit some others too. Might be moving to the Holiday area in the next few months. Will be checking that area also.

    One request, I have a think for the long asian nipples. Can anyone point me to Some?

    Peace.

  10. #7091

    Ocean Massage Amanda

    Today on an extended lunch break I decided to stop in Ocean. Good decision. Amanda was my lucky draw. She's a young 20 something and absolutely a doll. I paid for the full hour and table shower. She led me to the room and asked I get comfortable.

    She led me to the table shower and gave me a nice warm shower washing me nice and clean.

    We proceeded to the massage that was not bad It could have been a little stronger but I can't blame her. I didn't ask her to do it stronger. On the flip I could tell she was a little shy to get the party started so I took the lead. After I roamed all over the map she asked how she could help me. We discussed a CBJ naked. She was wanting $ but I was hoping for more. We started talking about FD and she was at $$. I told her I really needed it but that was out of my range. We finally agreed on $170.00.

    She started with a CBJ and that turned into 69. That was one delicious treat. She got up and laid down for me. She looked better naked then I could have imagined. We went at it for a while. She was really into it or she's a good actress. We finished up after a while and she cleaned me up. I settled up with her and she led me out. She gave me a nice hug on my exit.

    All in all it was a great experience. I happened to see another one working. She was just a cute as Amanda. I would probably stick with Amanda as she was amazing.

    Stay safe.

  11. #7090

    Have you

    Quote Originally Posted by SgtMajor  [View Original Post]
    Always pay with a hundred and when they leave the change in the room they will HE you to get that tip.
    Have you tired it there? Did it work? Or are you just talking in general?

  12. #7089
    Quote Originally Posted by SgtMajor  [View Original Post]
    Always pay with a hundred and when they leave the change in the room they will HE you to get that tip.
    This worked for you at that place? If so I'm going today!

  13. #7088

    0 for 2

    First let me say thanks to those of you who contacted me with suggestions. It is appreciated.

    I stopped in the AMP on walsingham and was greeted by a short, somewhat curvy Chinese gal who took me back to a rm saying "half hour? I said sure and had a great walk on my back massage, which I needed. On the flip she offered and handy but I'm not a "handy" guy and she was not what I had hoped in a playmate so I declined. We finished the massage and total damage was 60.

    Headed to Atalntis but hit a MAJOR traffis jam, due to an accident killed that idea, so spun back to seminole.

    Headed to seminole as I was a sucker for the gal in the ad below though I new it was a 3% chance she'd be there.

    http://tampa.backpage.com/Therapeuti...water/44680082

    There was no clear entrance but I noticed a 20 something asian gal near a door on her phone so I headed that way. Walked in an open door and down a hall to be met by a 30 something gal who said the therapist was busy, come back in an hour. I bailed and called it a day as time was running out for me.

    Let me say that the 2 AMPs I hit are are rather sketchy. I sure I'm just spoiled by the AMPs in LA and PHX, with very hot 20 and 30 something korean courtesans in skimpy club dresses that almost cover their asses with nothing underneath who lean into your head when massaging your shoulder when your face down. Then when they straddle you the warmth wakes the boy up!

    Not to mention table showers.

    Whenever I get out again I'll try VIP and leather and lace, though I know it's not massage.

    Shy out.

  14. #7087

    Tampa area.

    Hey guys have been a long time viewer of the site and usually gather as much info as I can. I have been to a few different massage parlors in the area but always eel to have older massage lady's, I have been to the one behind Burger King off of Fowler a few different times. Have had coco who has a Nice body for her age but isn't as young as I like. Get the usual hour with table shower, but nothing great. Usually end leaving happy, but still wish I could find a place with younger cute Asian girls. I also have tried the I love A massage place on Bruce b downs but similar experience, older lady got the job done and left happy. Usually I pay the usual house fee for an hour and tip. 4. I'm wondering if anybody could rec a good local spot in the Tampa area with good looking younger girls that could provide a good massage and younger girls. Not looking for FS. Thanks guys, can pm if needed.

  15. #7086

    Riverview and Brandon Asian massage.

    Quote Originally Posted by Reddog62  [View Original Post]
    Both places are adequate if your are looking for an average massage and HE finish. The place by Lowes will try to upsell but will take 40. They seem to bit more cautious of LE. Brandon location usually one of two providers there. Sofia and Summer. Summer is a bit younger but a little less than average in looks. She does give a decent massage and has very talented hands. Sofia will allow more UTC roaming including FIV but only after you have been there many times.

    Dog out.
    The one in Riverview they are usually pushy and expensive and rushed. Although one time neither one of us had a raincoat and she just jumped on top anyway . In Brandon, the one near the post office is just a big tease, especially with their photos of all these hot young skimpily dressed girls and you walk in there and get a plain looking girl in a pair of jeans with a very average rub and a little bit of teasing but nothing more than teasing no matter what ever. Now the one near the Irish bar. I've had much better luck with, but you definitely need to lead the way unless they know you period. Especially if you want FS, you'll make sure to bring your own raincoat and you have to be a little bit pushy. Both the girls there seem to actually enjoy being fingered. I get pretty aggressive and they seem to like it. Last time one of my fingers accidentally slid up one of the girls assholes and she didn't miss a Beat but she did let out a few gasps of surprise and then I felt it pulsing around my finger. So I tried it with the other girl next time, and she was pushing back against me. I was quite surprised myself and kind of happy with the accident. But getting FS is hit and miss and I think they have to be in the right mood.

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