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  1. #723
    Usually when I say small BBW, I mean the girl is somewhat bigger but not really big. She cannot be classified as a spinner, but would not qualify as a large woman either. She is somewhere in between.

  2. #722

    Small BBW

    Quote Originally Posted by MidMichGeezer  [View Original Post]
    You said "Small bbw" which translates into "Small Big Beautiful Woman". Is she small or big?
    I suspect he meant short and fat (LOL).

  3. #721

    Thick

    Quote Originally Posted by MidMichGeezer  [View Original Post]
    You said "Small bbw" which translates into "Small Big Beautiful Woman". Is she small or big?
    Lets say pleasantly plump.

  4. #720

    Which is it?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ouliksak  [View Original Post]
    So I went yesterday. Met the other new girl. Small bbw. Pinky is her name nice freindly good english. Good time.
    You said "Small bbw" which translates into "Small Big Beautiful Woman". Is she small or big?

  5. #719

    Avenue spa. Abby

    I had stopped going to avenue due to back to back bad experiences with girls but seems like they really have changed their practices for the benefit of the customer and have improved service. Upsell has decreased and now the girls seem happy to accept standard tips. Plus quality of service I had improved as well. They really seem eager to please the client. I tried Abby and she was good. She wasn't rushing me and gave me a decent rub down. No drama. I will repeat.

  6. #718

    Happy

    So I went yesterday. Met the other new girl. Small bbw. Pinky is her name nice freindly good english. Good time.

  7. #717

    Happy talent

    So I made a trip. New girl Hannah. Nice spinner early to mid 30's. Nice pleasant. Ok massage, if your going for the massage, achs and pains, she not for you.

    Everything was ok. But I saw the other girl walking away with alittle junk in the trunk. Might have to ask for her next.

  8. #716

    Abby?

    Quote Originally Posted by Magnum352  [View Original Post]
    Hey fellas this is a fellow mongor from the North. I spend most my time in Grand Rapids so Battle Creek is a rare experience for me. I went to Avenue Spa this weekend looking for Amora but ended up with Abby instead. What an awesome girl. Claims she's mid-30's, monster rack, pretty face and a very seductive smile. She's easy on the eyes put it that way. Her attitude was one of the best I've ever encountered and seemed truly excited to have me there. I paid my 40 door fee and we went to the back room. I got to say the place looks a bit sketchy from the road but inside was very nicely well kept, organized and clean. I even got a pocket full of candy on my way out the door. Anyways, she gave me a nice massage and told me to flip whenever I was ready. She didn't have to ask me twice. I flip over immediately because I couldn't wait to let her get her hands on me. She gave me some of the best special treatment I've had from anybody in a while. I'm talking dirty talk, awesome full body rub, fantastic release skills and let's not forget a quick shower at the end to get the oil off. I told her that my going rate was only 80 for a half hour so that's what I paid in total. I will definitely try to see her again next time I'm in Battle Creek. Although I still have Amora on my Hit List as well so hopefully I get a chance to report on her too. So for you fellows who are looking for a good massage in Battle Creek don't be shy to go see Abby. Tell her Magnum sent you and maybe you'll get the same treatment I got. Good luck to y'all!
    Abby has started working more than just the desk? That's all I've ever seen her do when I've been there. That's a great review! I may have to check her out.

  9. #715

    Lilly at Spring Acu

    Went to Spring Spa yesterday and was escorted to my room. A couple minutes later I was introduced to Lilly and what a gem she turned out to be. Younger than most, vey pretty and talented. Gave a great massage and made me very happy. Will repeat.

  10. #714

    Avenue Spa (Abby)

    Hey fellas this is a fellow mongor from the North. I spend most my time in Grand Rapids so Battle Creek is a rare experience for me. I went to Avenue Spa this weekend looking for Amora but ended up with Abby instead. What an awesome girl. Claims she's mid-30's, monster rack, pretty face and a very seductive smile. She's easy on the eyes put it that way. Her attitude was one of the best I've ever encountered and seemed truly excited to have me there. I paid my 40 door fee and we went to the back room. I got to say the place looks a bit sketchy from the road but inside was very nicely well kept, organized and clean. I even got a pocket full of candy on my way out the door. Anyways, she gave me a nice massage and told me to flip whenever I was ready. She didn't have to ask me twice. I flip over immediately because I couldn't wait to let her get her hands on me. She gave me some of the best special treatment I've had from anybody in a while. I'm talking dirty talk, awesome full body rub, fantastic release skills and let's not forget a quick shower at the end to get the oil off. I told her that my going rate was only 80 for a half hour so that's what I paid in total. I will definitely try to see her again next time I'm in Battle Creek. Although I still have Amora on my Hit List as well so hopefully I get a chance to report on her too. So for you fellows who are looking for a good massage in Battle Creek don't be shy to go see Abby. Tell her Magnum sent you and maybe you'll get the same treatment I got. Good luck to y'all!

  11. #713

    Happy

    Hit up Happy today. Saw Ginny a good time was had by all. Decent massage, and all the extras. As I was leaving Ginny introduced me to new girl, said her name was Nehaw (I think), glad I didn't draw that one, she is short but really BIG, I would have left.

    Ginny is probably late 40's maybe early 50's but has a really good body.

  12. #712

    Spring Accu AMP

    Decided to visit based off this review. Luck of the draw got Sue. Everything mentioned here is spot on. Great massage.

    Quote Originally Posted by KenwoodJack  [View Original Post]
    Remember. I am actually trying to paint each provider in the best light possible. If I don't mention much about looks, I probably did not like them. If I leave out something, it is only because I don't want to poison someone's opinion.
    Most of the review is very objective, with a critique on the attitude (which I find most important). My reviews are my opinions.

    HER NAME: Sue.
    Spring Accu AMP 15423 S. Helmer Road, Battle Creek, MI 49015.
    Phone xxx-966-6680 (PM Kenwood Jack for Battle Creek area code).
    Boobs: perky.
    General body type: short, pretty, 40 ish Korean.
    What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? I just walked in (open 9 AM to 12 AM I think!
    References not needed.
    Super safe incall in a commercial area (very safe).
    Was the incall clean? Very, very clean.
    Cleanliness of girl: shower fresh clean.

    Smoking smell: No smoking smell. No perfume smell. This is a good thing.

    Attitude: 10 superior and she was both personable and businesslike.
    Skill: 10
    Performance: 10
    Comfortability level 10
    Chemistry: 2 What kind of chemistry can you expect with an fat, 70 year old fart?
    Rushed? Not at all

    Spidey sense-o-meter score ... 0.0
    Physical threats or actual 'cash and dash' situations or any theft or physical confrontation or any interaction with LE is to be avoided by me at most any cost.
    A spidey sense-o-meter score of 0 would mean I had no fears of any danger (physical, mental, emotional). A spidey-sense-o-meter only registers if nothing actually bad happens. It is a gauge of fear. When something bad does happen, I would hope that all you mongers do report it. The spidey sense-o-meter is for when something bad did not happen, but I was apprehensive that something might.


    I can't begin to discuss menu, activities, costs, of any AMPs because of nature of their location. PM KENWOOD JACK with any questions.
    I will only reply to contributing members.

    Is she a kisser? Yes. Very nice.

    OVERALL PROS: (reasons a monger might want to see her).
    SHE SPOKE ENGLISH! How many girls at AMPs understand you just fine, and pretend to not understand to deliver you inferior service or to 'misunderstand' you and lead you on and leave you disappointed. But you know they really understand you. I hate that. She is not very fluent. But plenty fluent enough to understand everything you say. No runaround.
    They have table showers.
    NO references needed.
    No need to make an appointment.
    SAFE AREA ... SAFE ENVIRONMENT
    CLEAN! CLEAN! CLEAN!
    For an AMP, you may not walk away COMPLETELY happy, but you won't feel cheated because you can talk in English and understand things. Have you ever thrown your money away at an AMP and received virtually nothing?

    Overall value: good value.
    Would I repeat or recommend? I will repeat for the reasons above!

  13. #711

    Connie at Happy Spa

    HAPPY SPA
    232 Raymond Rd and.
    Battle Creek, Michigan 49014.
    (xxx) 962-2882 {Battle Creek area code).
    Provider's name: Connie
    40 ish. Slightly chunky. Cute-ish.

    GREAT TABLE SHOWER

    Seemingly safe incall in a sparsely populated area.
    Incall was reasonably clean.
    Cleanliness of Connie: very clean.
    No smoky smell. No smells at all.

    Attitude: smart.
    Skill: 10.
    Performance: 8.
    Comfortability level. She with me 10 - me with her 6.
    Rushed? No. But I felt from her performance that she was clock watching.

    Spidey sense-o-meter score. 0. 0.

    I can never discuss details, menu, or prices of AMPs on the open forum for their privacy.
    PM KENWOOD JACK
    with any questions.
    I will gladly answer everything for those of your who contribute.

    Is she a kisser? Not much.
    Only bad thing. I hate when AMP girls understand every word you say until they don't. I am sorry to make this prejudicial statement here, but when I was a boss, many of my 'very best' workers were from 'south of the border'. They understood every word I said until they chose to not understand me. JUST PLAIN FRUSTRATING AND AGGRAVATING!
    If there were no language barrier with Connie, I would give her a 10. And I actually believe there is no language barrier at all. She acts as if she does not understand the concept of bargaining or some other concepts either.
    Overall value: I think I am a sucker and pay too much.
    Would I repeat or recommend? I have actually repeated (I really like Connie).

    Great place ... safe ... clean ... good menu ... if you are easy, it can get expensive!.

  14. #710

    Which one?

    Good report. But are we talking about Highway or Avenue?

    Quote Originally Posted by KenwoodJack  [View Original Post]
    Please nota bene . I am actually trying to paint each provider in the best light possible. If I don't mention much about looks, I probably did not like them. If I leave out something, it is only because I don't want to poison someone's opinion. Most of the review is very objective, with a critique on the attitude (which I find most important). My reviews are my opinions. A very minor poetic license has been taken to represent the author's true feelings.

    AVENUE SPA
    Address: 567 Michigan Avenue, Battle Creek, MI 49014.
    Phone: (xxx) 965-2892 Battle Creek area code.

    HIGHHWAY SPA
    18901 Partello Road.
    Marshall, MI, 49068.

    Provider's Name: Unmemorable.
    Boobs: big.
    General body type: 5'9" 200 pounds.
    What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? Just walked into the dirty book store. It was just behind it!
    I am from a big city. The neighborhood seemed more deserted than unsafe.
    The back of dirty bookstore however, was a bit sketchy.
    Think Belle's Diner from the movie BREAKDOWN! The Spa was more like triple sized glory holes without holes and with very little privacy at all. So much to get in the door. No discussion until I was in the door. So much to show her boobs. I wanted her to start touching me. I had to pay to see her boobs before she would talk about touching me. I paid up. Ok, she better be damn good 'cause I just threw up a little in my mouth.

    After $150, I got a 10-minute hand job. She stopped and said my time was up.
    WORST TIME EVER that I wasn't in fear for my life. More aggravating than cash and dash because cash and dash was over quickly.

    Did I "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? Yes. Except the dirty sheet was on an upholstered bench.
    Cleanliness of girl: (describe). When I saw her boobs, I surely did not want to see more.
    Smoking smell: There were enough other smells to mask any smoking smell.
    Attitude: She had a lot of attitude. (in a bad way).
    Spidey sense-o-meter score. 2 out of a possible 10.

    What was her specialty? RIPPING ME OFF! Promising more and delivering less.

    Cost: $150.
    Overall value: I am just a fat old guy. I would have paid $50 for a 30 minute hand job from her even at that place. I have been to worse. But I have never received less for more money at a massage place.

    I usually always keep details of massage parlors off the boards. This place does not deserve that. I am sure the other girls are the same and the other place that is affiliated with this place is the same.

  15. #709

    Nota bene

    Are you sure you are not a poet incognito? Best two reviews I have ever read. Thank you sir.

    Quote Originally Posted by KenwoodJack  [View Original Post]
    Please nota bene . I am actually trying to paint each provider in the best light possible. If I don't mention much about looks, I probably did not like them. If I leave out something, it is only because I don't want to poison someone's opinion. Most of the review is very objective, with a critique on the attitude (which I find most important). My reviews are my opinions. A very minor poetic license has been taken to represent the author's true feelings.

    AVENUE SPA
    Address: 567 Michigan Avenue, Battle Creek, MI 49014.
    Phone: (xxx) 965-2892 Battle Creek area code.

    HIGHHWAY SPA
    18901 Partello Road.
    Marshall, MI, 49068.

    Provider's Name: Unmemorable.
    Boobs: big.
    General body type: 5'9" 200 pounds.
    What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? Just walked into the dirty book store. It was just behind it!
    I am from a big city. The neighborhood seemed more deserted than unsafe.
    The back of dirty bookstore however, was a bit sketchy.
    Think Belle's Diner from the movie BREAKDOWN! The Spa was more like triple sized glory holes without holes and with very little privacy at all. So much to get in the door. No discussion until I was in the door. So much to show her boobs. I wanted her to start touching me. I had to pay to see her boobs before she would talk about touching me. I paid up. Ok, she better be damn good 'cause I just threw up a little in my mouth.

    After $150, I got a 10-minute hand job. She stopped and said my time was up.
    WORST TIME EVER that I wasn't in fear for my life. More aggravating than cash and dash because cash and dash was over quickly.

    Did I "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? Yes. Except the dirty sheet was on an upholstered bench.
    Cleanliness of girl: (describe). When I saw her boobs, I surely did not want to see more.
    Smoking smell: There were enough other smells to mask any smoking smell.
    Attitude: She had a lot of attitude. (in a bad way).
    Spidey sense-o-meter score. 2 out of a possible 10.

    What was her specialty? RIPPING ME OFF! Promising more and delivering less.

    Cost: $150.
    Overall value: I am just a fat old guy. I would have paid $50 for a 30 minute hand job from her even at that place. I have been to worse. But I have never received less for more money at a massage place.

    I usually always keep details of massage parlors off the boards. This place does not deserve that. I am sure the other girls are the same and the other place that is affiliated with this place is the same.

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