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  1. #711

    Connie at Happy Spa

    HAPPY SPA
    232 Raymond Rd and.
    Battle Creek, Michigan 49014.
    (xxx) 962-2882 {Battle Creek area code).
    Provider's name: Connie
    40 ish. Slightly chunky. Cute-ish.

    GREAT TABLE SHOWER

    Seemingly safe incall in a sparsely populated area.
    Incall was reasonably clean.
    Cleanliness of Connie: very clean.
    No smoky smell. No smells at all.

    Attitude: smart.
    Skill: 10.
    Performance: 8.
    Comfortability level. She with me 10 - me with her 6.
    Rushed? No. But I felt from her performance that she was clock watching.

    Spidey sense-o-meter score. 0. 0.

    I can never discuss details, menu, or prices of AMPs on the open forum for their privacy.
    PM KENWOOD JACK
    with any questions.
    I will gladly answer everything for those of your who contribute.

    Is she a kisser? Not much.
    Only bad thing. I hate when AMP girls understand every word you say until they don't. I am sorry to make this prejudicial statement here, but when I was a boss, many of my 'very best' workers were from 'south of the border'. They understood every word I said until they chose to not understand me. JUST PLAIN FRUSTRATING AND AGGRAVATING!
    If there were no language barrier with Connie, I would give her a 10. And I actually believe there is no language barrier at all. She acts as if she does not understand the concept of bargaining or some other concepts either.
    Overall value: I think I am a sucker and pay too much.
    Would I repeat or recommend? I have actually repeated (I really like Connie).

    Great place ... safe ... clean ... good menu ... if you are easy, it can get expensive!.

  2. #710

    Which one?

    Good report. But are we talking about Highway or Avenue?

    Quote Originally Posted by KenwoodJack  [View Original Post]
    Please nota bene . I am actually trying to paint each provider in the best light possible. If I don't mention much about looks, I probably did not like them. If I leave out something, it is only because I don't want to poison someone's opinion. Most of the review is very objective, with a critique on the attitude (which I find most important). My reviews are my opinions. A very minor poetic license has been taken to represent the author's true feelings.

    AVENUE SPA
    Address: 567 Michigan Avenue, Battle Creek, MI 49014.
    Phone: (xxx) 965-2892 Battle Creek area code.

    HIGHHWAY SPA
    18901 Partello Road.
    Marshall, MI, 49068.

    Provider's Name: Unmemorable.
    Boobs: big.
    General body type: 5'9" 200 pounds.
    What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? Just walked into the dirty book store. It was just behind it!
    I am from a big city. The neighborhood seemed more deserted than unsafe.
    The back of dirty bookstore however, was a bit sketchy.
    Think Belle's Diner from the movie BREAKDOWN! The Spa was more like triple sized glory holes without holes and with very little privacy at all. So much to get in the door. No discussion until I was in the door. So much to show her boobs. I wanted her to start touching me. I had to pay to see her boobs before she would talk about touching me. I paid up. Ok, she better be damn good 'cause I just threw up a little in my mouth.

    After $150, I got a 10-minute hand job. She stopped and said my time was up.
    WORST TIME EVER that I wasn't in fear for my life. More aggravating than cash and dash because cash and dash was over quickly.

    Did I "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? Yes. Except the dirty sheet was on an upholstered bench.
    Cleanliness of girl: (describe). When I saw her boobs, I surely did not want to see more.
    Smoking smell: There were enough other smells to mask any smoking smell.
    Attitude: She had a lot of attitude. (in a bad way).
    Spidey sense-o-meter score. 2 out of a possible 10.

    What was her specialty? RIPPING ME OFF! Promising more and delivering less.

    Cost: $150.
    Overall value: I am just a fat old guy. I would have paid $50 for a 30 minute hand job from her even at that place. I have been to worse. But I have never received less for more money at a massage place.

    I usually always keep details of massage parlors off the boards. This place does not deserve that. I am sure the other girls are the same and the other place that is affiliated with this place is the same.

  3. #709

    Nota bene

    Are you sure you are not a poet incognito? Best two reviews I have ever read. Thank you sir.

    Quote Originally Posted by KenwoodJack  [View Original Post]
    Please nota bene . I am actually trying to paint each provider in the best light possible. If I don't mention much about looks, I probably did not like them. If I leave out something, it is only because I don't want to poison someone's opinion. Most of the review is very objective, with a critique on the attitude (which I find most important). My reviews are my opinions. A very minor poetic license has been taken to represent the author's true feelings.

    AVENUE SPA
    Address: 567 Michigan Avenue, Battle Creek, MI 49014.
    Phone: (xxx) 965-2892 Battle Creek area code.

    HIGHHWAY SPA
    18901 Partello Road.
    Marshall, MI, 49068.

    Provider's Name: Unmemorable.
    Boobs: big.
    General body type: 5'9" 200 pounds.
    What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? Just walked into the dirty book store. It was just behind it!
    I am from a big city. The neighborhood seemed more deserted than unsafe.
    The back of dirty bookstore however, was a bit sketchy.
    Think Belle's Diner from the movie BREAKDOWN! The Spa was more like triple sized glory holes without holes and with very little privacy at all. So much to get in the door. No discussion until I was in the door. So much to show her boobs. I wanted her to start touching me. I had to pay to see her boobs before she would talk about touching me. I paid up. Ok, she better be damn good 'cause I just threw up a little in my mouth.

    After $150, I got a 10-minute hand job. She stopped and said my time was up.
    WORST TIME EVER that I wasn't in fear for my life. More aggravating than cash and dash because cash and dash was over quickly.

    Did I "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? Yes. Except the dirty sheet was on an upholstered bench.
    Cleanliness of girl: (describe). When I saw her boobs, I surely did not want to see more.
    Smoking smell: There were enough other smells to mask any smoking smell.
    Attitude: She had a lot of attitude. (in a bad way).
    Spidey sense-o-meter score. 2 out of a possible 10.

    What was her specialty? RIPPING ME OFF! Promising more and delivering less.

    Cost: $150.
    Overall value: I am just a fat old guy. I would have paid $50 for a 30 minute hand job from her even at that place. I have been to worse. But I have never received less for more money at a massage place.

    I usually always keep details of massage parlors off the boards. This place does not deserve that. I am sure the other girls are the same and the other place that is affiliated with this place is the same.

  4. #708

    Avenue Spa and Highway Spa (Not AMPs)

    Please nota bene . I am actually trying to paint each provider in the best light possible. If I don't mention much about looks, I probably did not like them. If I leave out something, it is only because I don't want to poison someone's opinion. Most of the review is very objective, with a critique on the attitude (which I find most important). My reviews are my opinions. A very minor poetic license has been taken to represent the author's true feelings.

    AVENUE SPA
    Address: 567 Michigan Avenue, Battle Creek, MI 49014.
    Phone: (xxx) 965-2892 Battle Creek area code.

    HIGHHWAY SPA
    18901 Partello Road.
    Marshall, MI, 49068.

    Provider's Name: Unmemorable.
    Boobs: big.
    General body type: 5'9" 200 pounds.
    What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? Just walked into the dirty book store. It was just behind it!
    I am from a big city. The neighborhood seemed more deserted than unsafe.
    The back of dirty bookstore however, was a bit sketchy.
    Think Belle's Diner from the movie BREAKDOWN! The Spa was more like triple sized glory holes without holes and with very little privacy at all. So much to get in the door. No discussion until I was in the door. So much to show her boobs. I wanted her to start touching me. I had to pay to see her boobs before she would talk about touching me. I paid up. Ok, she better be damn good 'cause I just threw up a little in my mouth.

    After $150, I got a 10-minute hand job. She stopped and said my time was up.
    WORST TIME EVER that I wasn't in fear for my life. More aggravating than cash and dash because cash and dash was over quickly.

    Did I "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? Yes. Except the dirty sheet was on an upholstered bench.
    Cleanliness of girl: (describe). When I saw her boobs, I surely did not want to see more.
    Smoking smell: There were enough other smells to mask any smoking smell.
    Attitude: She had a lot of attitude. (in a bad way).
    Spidey sense-o-meter score. 2 out of a possible 10.

    What was her specialty? RIPPING ME OFF! Promising more and delivering less.

    Cost: $150.
    Overall value: I am just a fat old guy. I would have paid $50 for a 30 minute hand job from her even at that place. I have been to worse. But I have never received less for more money at a massage place.

    I usually always keep details of massage parlors off the boards. This place does not deserve that. I am sure the other girls are the same and the other place that is affiliated with this place is the same.

  5. #707

    Sue at Spring Accu

    Remember. I am actually trying to paint each provider in the best light possible. If I don't mention much about looks, I probably did not like them. If I leave out something, it is only because I don't want to poison someone's opinion.
    Most of the review is very objective, with a critique on the attitude (which I find most important). My reviews are my opinions.

    HER NAME: Sue.
    Spring Accu AMP 15423 S. Helmer Road, Battle Creek, MI 49015.
    Phone xxx-966-6680 (PM Kenwood Jack for Battle Creek area code).
    Boobs: perky.
    General body type: short, pretty, 40 ish Korean.
    What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? I just walked in (open 9 AM to 12 AM I think!
    References not needed.
    Super safe incall in a commercial area (very safe).
    Was the incall clean? Very, very clean.
    Cleanliness of girl: shower fresh clean.

    Smoking smell: No smoking smell. No perfume smell. This is a good thing.

    Attitude: 10 superior and she was both personable and businesslike.
    Skill: 10
    Performance: 10
    Comfortability level 10
    Chemistry: 2 What kind of chemistry can you expect with an fat, 70 year old fart?
    Rushed? Not at all

    Spidey sense-o-meter score ... 0.0
    Physical threats or actual 'cash and dash' situations or any theft or physical confrontation or any interaction with LE is to be avoided by me at most any cost.
    A spidey sense-o-meter score of 0 would mean I had no fears of any danger (physical, mental, emotional). A spidey-sense-o-meter only registers if nothing actually bad happens. It is a gauge of fear. When something bad does happen, I would hope that all you mongers do report it. The spidey sense-o-meter is for when something bad did not happen, but I was apprehensive that something might.


    I can't begin to discuss menu, activities, costs, of any AMPs because of nature of their location. PM KENWOOD JACK with any questions.
    I will only reply to contributing members.

    Is she a kisser? Yes. Very nice.

    OVERALL PROS: (reasons a monger might want to see her).
    SHE SPOKE ENGLISH! How many girls at AMPs understand you just fine, and pretend to not understand to deliver you inferior service or to 'misunderstand' you and lead you on and leave you disappointed. But you know they really understand you. I hate that. She is not very fluent. But plenty fluent enough to understand everything you say. No runaround.
    They have table showers.
    NO references needed.
    No need to make an appointment.
    SAFE AREA ... SAFE ENVIRONMENT
    CLEAN! CLEAN! CLEAN!
    For an AMP, you may not walk away COMPLETELY happy, but you won't feel cheated because you can talk in English and understand things. Have you ever thrown your money away at an AMP and received virtually nothing?

    Overall value: good value.
    Would I repeat or recommend? I will repeat for the reasons above!

  6. #706

    Attached

    Quote Originally Posted by Ouliksak  [View Original Post]
    So went yesterday. I saw ginny again what a great time. Her and I seem to click very well. Funny thing mamamason gave me a shower they were alittle busy. Believe it or not it was a decent shower. I think ginny and I click to much, if that makes sense. Any else ever have that issue, of getting to attached?

    Be safe.
    I married one.

  7. #705

    Spring has sprung

    Drove by Happy twice yesterday, but both times there were multiple cars in the parking lot, so rather than wait I went back to Spring. Saw Mija for the hour. She was as full of energy as ever, but her schtick is getting a bit boring. Probably won't go back unless they get new talent (or I get really desperate which, with BP being what it is, might happen). Introduced me to the new girl (didn't get a name). She looked rough in the bright lighting (a bit like Penny from Happy), but judging by the sounds coming from the next room, the guy who saw her had a good time. She must be a really good masseuse.

  8. #704

    Happy

    So went yesterday. I saw ginny again what a great time. Her and I seem to click very well. Funny thing mamamason gave me a shower they were alittle busy. Believe it or not it was a decent shower. I think ginny and I click to much, if that makes sense. Any else ever have that issue, of getting to attached?

    Be safe.

  9. #703

    Spring and Happy

    Stopped by Spring a few weeks back. Yes, Mija is back and as into it as ever. The other girl has left, though. Not enough business to keep her there. She should've waited because there were three of us there that day fighting for Mija's attention. Paid for the hour, got about 35 good minutes in before she had to rush on to the next guy. Still enjoyable, but I'll plan my timing better next time.

    Last week found myself at Happy after several swings and misses with various BP girls. Saw Mimi, an older, not exactly attractive but not fugly woman with decent massage skills. Looks like a full makeover here, with all new talent and even a new Mama. Only had a 1/2 hour to spend so not as good as it could have been, but solid. I'll go back. As I was leaving, got introduced to another girl there. Didn't get a name, but looked pretty good, a bit younger and fitter (maybe the old talent from Spring, who knows? Definitely want to try to have a go at her sometime soon.

  10. #702
    Quote Originally Posted by Mandingo344  [View Original Post]
    I remember reading something about an odor so DATY may be risky but it's been some time since she has been reviewed.

    -M344.
    She was reviewed on Eroticmonkey as "Lissa".

  11. #701

    Little help.

    Quote Originally Posted by LandRover20  [View Original Post]
    I think I've seen a review of her but can't remember her name. Can anybody point me in the right direction? http://battlecreek.backpage.com/Ther...stasy/28192824.

    Thanks!
    I remember reading something about an odor so DATY may be risky but it's been some time since she has been reviewed.

    -M344.

  12. #700
    Quote Originally Posted by LandRover20  [View Original Post]
    I think I've seen a review of her but can't remember her name. Can anybody point me in the right direction? http://battlecreek.backpage.com/Ther...stasy/28192824.

    Thanks!
    I don't recall. Saw her about a year ago and had a great time. Very responsive, excellent body, MILF type. BBBJ, CFS.

  13. #699

    Little help?

    I think I've seen a review of her but can't remember her name. Can anybody point me in the right direction? http://battlecreek.backpage.com/Ther...stasy/28192824.

    Thanks!

  14. #698

    Stopped by Spring

    Stopped by Spring yesterday and was pleasantly surprised that Mija was back from vacation. I hadn't seen her in quite a while and we had a great time with everything on the table.

  15. #697
    Typo, it was Spring in the little house across from Meijer. My bad!

    Quote Originally Posted by Electronman  [View Original Post]
    Stopped by Happy Spa recently and requested Ginny, slender woman with all natural Bs. Excellent service! If you like slender women, she's worth a visit.

    By the way, Stalkoflife, where is "Silver" or is this a typo?

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