Just echoing the post above. It's been almost 10 years since DC proper was a hobbyst's dream. It was so east back in the day with tons of locations, but that was a long time ago.
Do yourself a favor, get in your car, turn the key, and drive up 95 to philadelpia.
You will have better luck there. Read the philly forum before you go. The gov't there know how to treat hobbyist. DC is dead.
Newbies need to cut their own teeth. If you read the posts from NOVA, Moco and DC, you will find info to help in your search. We have all lost money with bad massages and probably missed a couple good HE's.
Senior members are not going to just give up info to someone who has not taken the time to explore for themselves.
Veterans assistance appriciated
I have been digging through this post and others online. I am new to the DC area and have never sought a HE massage before.
Could someone please suggest a place that is newby friendly, and maybe walk me through the protocol a little. I don't want to make an ass out of myself at a place that is not HE friendly, and I don't want to miss out on my opportunity at a place at is HE friendly.
Many thank from the new guy in town.
Vermont a disappointment
Visited Vermont Therapy today. Table shower with not even a little grazing, followed by an ordinary massage. No hint of anything during massage, and then it was over.
AMP / aamp
There was a real nice AAMP I used to frequent at Tysons corner, blue sky / sky blue something like that. There were others around too that I read / heard about at the time. I found them through eros ads.
DC proper used to have a few AMPs, my gem was m & 18th, there was a nice one near there on Connecticut too, and another by the capitol building SE I believe.
F $ck backpage, I've been mugged and bait&switched enough times to stay away. Sad to hear DC hobbying died off. Crackdown?
To the best of my knowledge, there are no AMPs or AAMPs in DC proper. I'd love to go to an AAMP, but don't know of any in the region. For AMPs, you have plenty in NOVA with very limited menus and YMMV experiences (I recommend Seven in Seven Corners) and some in Maryland that might offer more, but I'm not saying anything for sure. Check out the Maryland board and look in the Prince George's thread for some ideas. Honestly, in DC, if you have a hotel room, you should check out backpage providers.
Why so dead? Where did everything move to
Will be traveling through again with a desire to hobby shortly.
Used to live here, was big in the AMP / AAMP scene a few years back. Heard a lot of rumors as to why it all got shut down, seeing the board so dead leads to believe the scene truly died out and at least one or more of the rumors are true.
Is it all utr now? Please pm.
Almost right. Please PM me if you can tell me something regarding this question or something else what could be useful for me.
1st, I apologize if this is posted twice. Uploaded message but wasn't logged in so don't know if it proceeded to upload the first time or not.
IMHO, it could be just the MT's vibe. I'm clean cut so sometimes MT thinks I'm LE and therefore no openness. Other times they think I'm professional. Money. So get I get treated well. I've done this scruffy with the same mixed results.
Asian women make a lot of decisions based on "feel" or dreams. Seriously, dude. I've seen them make decisions or gamble one way because of a dream, how they feel, etc. , throwing all logic and common sense out the door. She could've had bad pizza the night before, had a bad dream about a pineapple, and then you mentioned pineapple during the session. Who knew?
Not disrespecting you, your post, and I thank you for the info of your experience which is definitely helpful. Just trying to shed some light that may be of use.
IMHO, it could be just the MT's vibe. I'm clean cut and sometimes they think I'm LE so it kills their openness. Other times they think I'm a professional. Money - so I get treated well. I've gone scruffy with the same mixed results.
They do A LOT of decision making based on "feel" or dreams. Seriously, dude. I've seen them make decisions because of a dream or gamble one way because of a feeling, etc. , throwing all logic and common sense out the door. So maybe she just ate some bad pizza the night before, had a bad dream about a pineapple, and then you mentioned pineapple during the session. Seriously, that could be it.
Remember, a positive attitude goes a long way.
Ok, I'll be the one to ask. What is your native language? I'm going to guess German.
It's been a while since I've been here, but a recent trip to greenbelt was a win
I noticed it seemed pretty dead on this front and on the NoVa board, so I did a little research and tried my luck in greenbelt.
The place goes by TK, and is a kmp. Got there, the mamasan hustled me into a room, so I don't know how many girls are there. I couldn't understand my girls name when she introduced herself, but she was mid 40's with big bolt ons. Lots of make up, and she presented well. She was friendly, and without much discussion she took me to the table shower and scrubbed me down. Average table shower, and back to the room. She started the massage, and it was also average at best. Then the flip. After some random chit chatting, she seemed to be comfortable and the party started.
Good place to stop by if you're looking to relax and blow off some steam. The damage was 70 for the hour+$. 20 tip. While I paid the hour I think the total time was closer to 45 min.
It's worth checking out, and I hope you guys do. Treat the ladies well, it seems like the fun ones are in short supply around here these days.
A couple of points about X Facta's info
Important to note that the Detroit poster is not a representative of LE but rather of some group that calls itself the Michigan Advocacy of Professional Massage Therapists (whatever that is). So any statements she makes about monitoring, arrest and "guaranteed" criminal charges need to be taken with a giant shaker of salt.
LE and local county / city agencies have always used licensing laws to harass MPs and independents for as long as I can recall. Passing a new law to require the license to be "in hand" doesn't strike me as any kind of watershed moment. And, even if the post signifies a stronger enforcement climate in Detroit is currently underway, I don't see how that's different from the crackdowns and sweeps LE periodically conducts.
IMHO, Geraldine is most likely a frustrated CMT / LMT who is pissed that a lot of her business has gone to bodyworkers who offer a better menu. Too f*cking bad, get over it.