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  1. #1764

    Looking for independent

    Hello East Coast brethren. Heading to Ft. Lauderdale / Miami tomorrow and will have time in the a. M until noonish. Would like to find a clean independent girl for massage and a handshake or HE. Prefer younger, prefer sane, but will appreciate all intel. Will reciprocate if able.

  2. #1763
    Quote Originally Posted by GlennUknow  [View Original Post]
    The ph# (305-266-1157) is still active, but I drove by there yesterday and the sign outside is gone.
    Had a moment to pass by, and yea even though open sign is off and no one answer the phone the door was open but was greeted by some grandma who looked like she was the cleaning lady. Asked if there was another girl she said "yes 2 girls" and demanded I pay immediately. Been down this road before was afraid once I was on the table she would be tending to me. Told her I need to go to ATM and told me about an ATM in plaza and demanded I be back in couple of minutes even looked out the door to see where I was. They briefly put back their ads but now they are down. Maybe try again next week.

  3. #1762

    Lost and confused

    Quote Originally Posted by KankyMofo  [View Original Post]
    Sorry. Googled the place. Hit directions. Didn't note name.
    Not singling anyone out here as the problem is widespread.
    But, if you're wanting to post and share info about a particular AMP or LMP, then it makes all the sense to have the address.
    After all, you were there, you had to find it somehow. Unless somebody blind folded you and drove you there and never shared any info on the place, you at least have a link to it somewhere.

    So, boasting about your exploits at some vague, nondescript location is pointless on the info and frustrating to your fellow forum members.
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  4. #1761
    Quote Originally Posted by Liquid3867  [View Original Post]
    What is the name of this place?
    Sorry. Googled the place. Hit directions. Didn't note name.

  5. #1760
    What is the name of this place?

    Quote Originally Posted by KankyMofo  [View Original Post]
    Saturday night, tried a "hood" strip club. No bueno. Googled AMP. Found a late night place. Entered as others pulled up. It was a race. Place advertises a $ "bodyworks" special. I took that figuring it was code for something LOL. Things got interesting. Got my pick of the litter which I'm not used to. 3 mt's came out and it was like the 1st could read my soul. Bingo! A Columbian. Blond hair on the chunky side, broad fat arse, pretty face and feet!

    Broken english so conversing was diff. Entered the room. I got undressed. Laid flat then she asks if I want ts. Yep. Nope, it's not available so she offered to do the ts after the massage. OK. Every time I look in her eyes, I get more aroused, I'm expecting the time of my life. She starts what turns out to be the absolute worse massage ever attempted! So much so, I thought it was a joke. Used cheap lotion and what felt like two fingers on each hand to basically rub me down. Avoiding all sensitive areas. Unreal! About 6 minutes of this and she says. Shower? WTF!! Ok. Hopefully some action on the table. Weird TS. Water shoots out the sides in about 4 places on each side. She just had me lie down. She lathered her hands. Quick wipe down. Unfcknreal!! I'm getting pissed and frustrated. How is this a bodyworks option. And then. She tells me to get up. And rinse myself off in a stand up shower. I'm disgusted at this point and wanted to end my session early when suddenly she bent over while cleaning TS and I saw some cheeks!! Drove me insane. Ok. I have to go in for the direct method. I ask if she was getting in the shower with me. She said yes. 2 minutes later, I realize she had no fckn idea what I said. Insert a 1000 anger emoji's.

    I dry myself off, we head back to the room, I'm completely boned up and pissed at the same time. We get back in the room and sht took a 180 turn!! Asks off top, do I want FS or just a BJ. WTF! Where did this come from? Insanely arousing. I'm like oh baby, I want the kitty cat!! She says ok $ . WOW! A deal for me. Bad news. I got fckn. 83 and she won't budge. She just keep saying. 6 for the blow. Fckkkkkk. Then in broken english she claims stomach issues which I assumed it was that bloody time. That sht grosses me out. So I mentally blocked that convo. Accepted the blow. Which under most circumstances is a blank mission for me. Bags are usually too tight and cheap and mt is usually mediocre with the task, but my gawd was she pretty and after this roller coaster, I sense that finishing will not be a prob. I WAS CORRECT. She had a great technique. And I had a hand on her neck and the other hand full of arse. Boom! Deal done. More wack azz lightly chest rubbing. Dressed and left. Great time if any of this was true. LOL.

    Be safe boys!

  6. #1759

    Hia amp

    Saturday night, tried a "hood" strip club. No bueno. Googled AMP. Found a late night place. Entered as others pulled up. It was a race. Place advertises a $ "bodyworks" special. I took that figuring it was code for something LOL. Things got interesting. Got my pick of the litter which I'm not used to. 3 mt's came out and it was like the 1st could read my soul. Bingo! A Columbian. Blond hair on the chunky side, broad fat arse, pretty face and feet!

    Broken english so conversing was diff. Entered the room. I got undressed. Laid flat then she asks if I want ts. Yep. Nope, it's not available so she offered to do the ts after the massage. OK. Every time I look in her eyes, I get more aroused, I'm expecting the time of my life. She starts what turns out to be the absolute worse massage ever attempted! So much so, I thought it was a joke. Used cheap lotion and what felt like two fingers on each hand to basically rub me down. Avoiding all sensitive areas. Unreal! About 6 minutes of this and she says. Shower? WTF!! Ok. Hopefully some action on the table. Weird TS. Water shoots out the sides in about 4 places on each side. She just had me lie down. She lathered her hands. Quick wipe down. Unfcknreal!! I'm getting pissed and frustrated. How is this a bodyworks option. And then. She tells me to get up. And rinse myself off in a stand up shower. I'm disgusted at this point and wanted to end my session early when suddenly she bent over while cleaning TS and I saw some cheeks!! Drove me insane. Ok. I have to go in for the direct method. I ask if she was getting in the shower with me. She said yes. 2 minutes later, I realize she had no fckn idea what I said. Insert a 1000 anger emoji's.

    I dry myself off, we head back to the room, I'm completely boned up and pissed at the same time. We get back in the room and sht took a 180 turn!! Asks off top, do I want FS or just a BJ. WTF! Where did this come from? Insanely arousing. I'm like oh baby, I want the kitty cat!! She says ok $ . WOW! A deal for me. Bad news. I got fckn. 83 and she won't budge. She just keep saying. 6 for the blow. Fckkkkkk. Then in broken english she claims stomach issues which I assumed it was that bloody time. That sht grosses me out. So I mentally blocked that convo. Accepted the blow. Which under most circumstances is a blank mission for me. Bags are usually too tight and cheap and mt is usually mediocre with the task, but my gawd was she pretty and after this roller coaster, I sense that finishing will not be a prob. I WAS CORRECT. She had a great technique. And I had a hand on her neck and the other hand full of arse. Boom! Deal done. More wack azz lightly chest rubbing. Dressed and left. Great time if any of this was true. LOL.

    Be safe boys!

  7. #1758
    Quote Originally Posted by WankySwank  [View Original Post]
    It's called "Asian Massage Miami" in the Coral Point Plaza on West Flagler right before you reach 84th Ave. If you're looking for a more full filling dream you can try Mimi. She's a lot older but for 1. 5 to 2 +house fee. I don't remember what that was. She'll BBBJNQNS and likes a finger in the butt. Although, she did say I was getting special service because "she liked me". So YMMV.
    Ok. I know the place, been there. And I got the young chick. We haggle the price. She want $50 , but you know. My price is always $20. She agreed but littlebit not happy. Got hhr with free table shower. Told her my first time. The place back of AMSCOT.

  8. #1757

    Thats what I was saying.

    And you know if she looks older its because she must be close to 50. Asians age very well.

    Quote Originally Posted by GlennUknow  [View Original Post]
    Wow, 2 bills to have an old lady suck you off? I have been on many fruitless monger strolls but have never settled on a deal like that.

    And even if I did, I wouldn't tell anyone.

  9. #1756
    Quote Originally Posted by WankySwank  [View Original Post]
    It's called "Asian Massage Miami" in the Coral Point Plaza on West Flagler right before you reach 84th Ave. If you're looking for a more full filling dream you can try Mimi. She's a lot older but for 1. 5 to 2 +house fee. I don't remember what that was. She'll BBBJNQNS and likes a finger in the butt. Although, she did say I was getting special service because "she liked me". So YMMV.
    Wow, 2 bills to have an old lady suck you off? I have been on many fruitless monger strolls but have never settled on a deal like that.

    And even if I did, I wouldn't tell anyone.

  10. #1755

    Thats a deal.

    So for $210-$260 you can get a rub and BBBJ from an older asian chick. Dang. .

    Quote Originally Posted by WankySwank  [View Original Post]
    It's called "Asian Massage Miami" in the Coral Point Plaza on West Flagler right before you reach 84th Ave. If you're looking for a more full filling dream you can try Mimi. She's a lot older but for 1. 5 to 2 +house fee. I don't remember what that was. She'll BBBJNQNS and likes a finger in the butt. Although, she did say I was getting special service because "she liked me". So YMMV.

  11. #1754

    Asian Massage Miami

    Quote Originally Posted by Bato5613  [View Original Post]
    What's the name of the AMP and location?
    It's called "Asian Massage Miami" in the Coral Point Plaza on West Flagler right before you reach 84th Ave. If you're looking for a more full filling dream you can try Mimi. She's a lot older but for 1. 5 to 2 +house fee. I don't remember what that was. She'll BBBJNQNS and likes a finger in the butt. Although, she did say I was getting special service because "she liked me". So YMMV.

  12. #1753
    Quote Originally Posted by WankySwank  [View Original Post]
    I had a long stressful week and I was looking for a good massage with a HE. Ina did not disappoint. She's young, very cute and she wants to please. I did the one hour session and she started off with a slow, soft sensual massage and proceeded to work my ass and inner thighs. On the flip she asked me if I wanted a HJ and told me it would be. 60, the house was. 68 for the HR. I agreed and she took some warm oil and slowly dripped it on my boy then started stroking. It was great and she let me play with her ass and tits. I am almost certain there is more on the menu as halfway though I jokingly asked her to sit on it and she said okay. Having paid enough already and not wanting to go over my budget I told her just continue. I blew my load and she cleaned me off then reminded me we had more time and gave me a really relaxing head and foot rub. I am already planning to go back.
    W. Flagler St, Miami, FL.


    Miami, Florida 33144.
    What's the name of the AMP and location?

  13. #1752

    Headed South From Alaska

    Hello Miami,

    I am going to be spending a week in your fair city for the Boat show.

    I appreciate the reviews provided and by reading them I have a good idea of the places I want to visit. My question is, Are there any certain area that a 55 year old gray haired Caucasian should avoid even during the daytime? It seems that a lot of the AMPs are along SW 8th and also Flagler st in the airport area. ?? And I plan on needing a Massage or five.

    Thanks.

    Relaxed InAK.

  14. #1751

    Miller Massage

    Quote Originally Posted by Alf305  [View Original Post]
    Has anyone sampled the MP service on miller & 107 beside the 711?
    Did you try yet? Near my home. Lots of new places have popped up here. I want to start going to all massage parlors in area. LOL.

    Thanks!

    Tom.

  15. #1750

    Mp

    Has anyone sampled the MP service on miller & 107 beside the 711?

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