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  1. #7377

    Hangout

    Quote Originally Posted by Aehtra  [View Original Post]
    What are the chances these days of running into a higher class provider at the casino on the weekend? Sounds like a fun bucket list item to check off.
    By bar360. Atleast they used to.

  2. #7376

    Poto

    What are the chances these days of running into a higher class provider at the casino on the weekend? Sounds like a fun bucket list item to check off.

  3. #7375

    Little Red

    Quote Originally Posted by DrManhattan  [View Original Post]
    If any of you remember 'Little Red' in Hales Corners, you'd know she got her start doing man-scaping at a small downtown salon. I found a website for an independent waxing technician, whose menu specifies 'Penis & Scrotum Only. ' This makes me wonder if she handles the goods for you, as it's obviously a delicate procedure, or if the client is expected to simply lift his junk out of the way. Another local waxing service claims that they "won't bat an eyelash" at any resulting wood. Any members have experience with this procedure? Will I only leave with smooth, blue balls?
    I do miss her a bit. She was a bit of a chub but still cute. Great price for a massage and a hand or oral release. Big tits with nice nips. Relaxation Oasis will get the hair off your balls. But is there a need unless you are a porn star. I've done it but it comes back and itches. Little Red had her Bush permanently removed. Do you want to get your balls shaved or do you just want to flash your wood? I think Little Red is working someplace and will still do that. But she married up and seems to be laying low. If she was interested I'm sure I'd be getting a call. If you are worried about blue balls, then go get a massage first and then go get your balls shaved. I forgot little Red Sarah's last name and wonder if she still is on social media. I'm sure she'd be over 40 by now. Marriage usually fattens a woman up so I wouldn't expect the same woman.

  4. #7374
    Quote Originally Posted by AngryBob  [View Original Post]
    Someone actually asked this on Amazon. The response was hilarious, so had to share:

    Can I use this on my balls?

    Answer:

    Yes. Yes you can. But take my advice: Do this at least 1 and preferably 2 days before any planned "activities". Expect it to burn if your sack comes into contact with anything more than warm water. And if you think something like Aloe is going to soothe the burn, then prepare to experience what it's like for Satan himself to fry your nuts on a hot cast iron skillet. Seriously.
    This is ridiculous. I apply it every couple of weeks, including many times the morning of an encounter. I've never had any "burning" sensation of any kind. I use a washcloth and hot water to remove it.

  5. #7373
    Quote Originally Posted by MilwaukeeTJ  [View Original Post]
    According to her real life FB page being updated by her S / O, she suffered a heart attack last week and has been in a coma ever since. I guess he got her going again with CPR when he found her, but she is still in ICU, with life support and prognosis is still very guarded. Sad news indeed.
    Her porn site said after battling with illness the last year, she was retiring from the business and the website was closing.

  6. #7372

    Can I use this on my balls?

    Quote Originally Posted by BenSpend  [View Original Post]
    I've been using with some success but worried about using on the scrot. Any problems with that?
    Someone actually asked this on Amazon. The response was hilarious, so had to share:

    Can I use this on my balls?

    Answer:

    Yes. Yes you can. But take my advice: Do this at least 1 and preferably 2 days before any planned "activities". Expect it to burn if your sack comes into contact with anything more than warm water. And if you think something like Aloe is going to soothe the burn, then prepare to experience what it's like for Satan himself to fry your nuts on a hot cast iron skillet. Seriously.

  7. #7371

    Magic

    Quote Originally Posted by DaveB3655  [View Original Post]
    You'd be way better off trying Magic brand Razorless Shave Cream. You can find it certain Target stores. It takes about 10 minutes to work after you apply it, removes all hair and is totally painless. It's also less than $5. 00 a tube.
    I've been using with some success but worried about using on the scrot. Any problems with that?

  8. #7370
    Quote Originally Posted by LookingForLefty  [View Original Post]
    I'm no Clooney either but I start with the ugliest girl and work up. When the good looking ones see the ugly one get attention then they just have to be competitive and show her up. Just like I know really pretty women who post their pic all the time on facebook. Never of them alone, but with an ugly girl so it makes them look better.
    And that's why your the fucking man Lefty words of wisdom!

  9. #7369

    Serious?

    Wow, that's sad. I saw her a little while ago. Was a very nice woman. Sorry to hear this. Hope she recovers.

    Quote Originally Posted by MilwaukeeTJ  [View Original Post]
    According to her real life FB page being updated by her S / O, she suffered a heart attack last week and has been in a coma ever since. I guess he got her going again with CPR when he found her, but she is still in ICU, with life support and prognosis is still very guarded. Sad news indeed.

  10. #7368

    Clooney

    Quote Originally Posted by BigTruck59  [View Original Post]
    I'm no George Clooney, but I start with the hottest girl there and work my way down. I'm a good dancer so in my world that's a big plus. Country that is.
    I'm no Clooney either but I start with the ugliest girl and work up. When the good looking ones see the ugly one get attention then they just have to be competitive and show her up. Just like I know really pretty women who post their pic all the time on facebook. Never of them alone, but with an ugly girl so it makes them look better.

  11. #7367

    Bridesmaid

    Quote Originally Posted by Ancster  [View Original Post]
    When I was in college, a friend of mine got married and I managed to get with one of the bridesmaids. Really pretty redhead. Alas she lived in Toronto so it was not to be. I've gone to weddings without dates before but never been lucky. Too afraid in family weddings. Tinder hookups are easy. She was educated and classy, got a great, free weekend in Door County with excellent food and conversation plus the sex. I had a lot of sex and I did my filial duty in attending this wedding.

    I had hookedup with once before in MKE and this wedding just cameup so I texted her on a hunch and said aquiesed. There was an understanding that this was just fun.
    I finally had a bridesmaid hook up at a buddy's wedding recently. I was dancing all night and she pursued me; I didn't have to do ANYTHING. Gave no indication before the dancing started that she was even remotely interested. Only downside was she pissed in my suitcase in the middle of the night! Woke up to her doing it! I couldn't beleive it and punishment fucked her afterwards. When I brought it up in the morning she had no recollection of doing it but apparently it's a thing she does when she gets kinda drunk since her response was "Oh no! Not again!" Her story was sometimes when she gets drunk she'll sleepwalk and piss on people's clothes, but hadn't done it in some time. Even told a story about pissing on her brother's army uniform was he was in town on leave for their grandmother's funeral! Worst part was I was leaving right from the wedding to go on vacation for a week, so I had a week's worth of clothes in there. I'm just glad I had taken my laptop the suitcase!

  12. #7366
    Quote Originally Posted by Ancster  [View Original Post]
    When I was in college, a friend of mine got married and I managed to get with one of the bridesmaids. Really pretty redhead. Alas she lived in Toronto so it was not to be. I've gone to weddings without dates before but never been lucky. Too afraid in family weddings. Tinder hookups are easy. She was educated and classy, got a great, free weekend in Door County with excellent food and conversation plus the sex. I had a lot of sex and I did my filial duty in attending this wedding.

    I had hookedup with once before in MKE and this wedding just cameup so I texted her on a hunch and said aquiesed. There was an understanding that this was just fun.
    I'm no George Clooney, but I start with the hottest girl there and work my way down. I'm a good dancer so in my world that's a big plus. Country that is.

  13. #7365

    Weddings and Funerals

    Quote Originally Posted by Ancster  [View Original Post]
    When I was in college, a friend of mine got married and I managed to get with one of the bridesmaids. Really pretty redhead. Alas she lived in Toronto so it was not to be. I've gone to weddings without dates before but never been lucky. Too afraid in family weddings. Tinder hookups are easy. She was educated and classy, got a great, free weekend in Door County with excellent food and conversation plus the sex. I had a lot of sex and I did my filial duty in attending this wedding.

    I had hookedup with once before in MKE and this wedding just cameup so I texted her on a hunch and said aquiesed. There was an understanding that this was just fun.
    Never got lucky at a wedding. Really not been to to many. Funerals have worked out quite nicely. Women dress just as nice and are in a more vulnerable state IMO. I went to one a while back and saw this one girl all grown up. I knew she was dead broke and in legal trouble. Do the math. Won't say what I did to trick her into getting together, but we got down to business very fast. Hooked up with a cousin at a funeral. Had not seen each other in many years. She invited me to come visit. Prior to the visit the conversations online were getting sensual. Upon arrival it did not take long. I stayed a week. She was a little chubby, not all that good looking. It was just the novelty and we both got really into it. And still do from time to time.

  14. #7364

    Banged a bridesmaid once

    Quote Originally Posted by BigTruck59  [View Original Post]
    I thought the ideal was to go stag and pickup the pussy there? Have I been doing things wrong all these years?
    When I was in college, a friend of mine got married and I managed to get with one of the bridesmaids. Really pretty redhead. Alas she lived in Toronto so it was not to be. I've gone to weddings without dates before but never been lucky. Too afraid in family weddings. Tinder hookups are easy. She was educated and classy, got a great, free weekend in Door County with excellent food and conversation plus the sex. I had a lot of sex and I did my filial duty in attending this wedding.

    I had hookedup with once before in MKE and this wedding just cameup so I texted her on a hunch and said aquiesed. There was an understanding that this was just fun.

  15. #7363

    So sorry to hear

    Quote Originally Posted by MilwaukeeTJ  [View Original Post]
    According to her real life FB page being updated by her S / O, she suffered a heart attack last week and has been in a coma ever since. I guess he got her going again with CPR when he found her, but she is still in ICU, with life support and prognosis is still very guarded. Sad news indeed.
    Was on my bucket list also. I wish her a full strong quick recovery.

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