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  1. #8713

    Joy No Joy

    So after the discussion of the mama at Sunny with the gigantic hooters, I decided to see if I could see her specifically.

    So up to Sunny I go and the little old mama greeted me. In the room, I asked if the mama with the huge boobs was there and she goes oh yes oh yes.

    And I say, not one the girls, the mama. And she confirms.

    So a few minutes later, in walks an older lady with big cans. Now, I can't remember if this is the mama I'm thinking about or a girl I had a while ago. But they were big, so whatever. I was willing to roll the dice.

    Odd table shower. She paid almost exclusive attention to my ass crack. For several minutes. I mean, I was freshly showered and clean, but that's what she concentrated on, by far. So I figured some rimming would be in order later (it wasn't).

    To the room and the massage was horrible. And memories were starting to come back. I'd had a session there before with a girl with big cans, but a horrible massage and if it were the same girl, the act itself was going to be lame, too.

    A few minutes later she has me flips and then spends like 10 minutes sucking on my balls and shaft (but not the tip at all). Mechanical, didn't even feel all that good.

    Then has me flip over again. She gets some lotion and does a slightly better massage.

    Flip again. Takes her panties off and puts her hand out in a "give me money motion". I was so taken aback that I asked her what she wanted and she even said "pay now".

    So the $ was in my pocket on the chair. We grab it, she asks everything, I say yeah.

    Puts the rubber on and she lays down. The lamest, mechanical missionary ensues. That's not happening, so I ask her to climb on top.

    That works a bit better and she feels me getting close.

    Then, in an odd twist, the only good part of the session happens. She pulls the rubber off and half blows / half jerks me off. I didn't give her the warning in time and ended up coming in her mouth, on her face, in her hair. I thought for a second she was going to be upset, but she laughed it off. First CIM, COF I've had at an AMP.

    She gets dressed and disappears for almost ten minutes. Comes back with a hot towel, wipes me down. Then leaves. Just walks out. So I get dressed and as I'm putting my shoes on she comes back in. Walks me to the door. Not unfriendly. Just mechanical, like the entire session.

    I did ask her name and it was indeed Joy. Had her quite a while ago and it was just as bad then.

    Anyhow. Can't recommend Joy and still don't know if she's the mama I remember seeing in plainclothes or not. I don't think it is. The one I remember had cans as big as a whisky barrel and were down past her belly button.

    Good: Nice body, nice tits. Bad: Everything else.

  2. #8712

    Closed for the holiday

    Just drove by Tiger and Sun neither were open.

  3. #8711

    Sarah

    Quote Originally Posted by RickMann  [View Original Post]
    Where is Cherry again?
    Sarah said cherry Sophia Lisa. Lisa mentioned cherry when she was on my back massaging me Phlip.

  4. #8710
    Quote Originally Posted by SlooHands  [View Original Post]
    Tiger has Lisa, Candy and Sophie.
    Where is Cherry again?

  5. #8709

    Tiger lineup

    Quote Originally Posted by SlooHands  [View Original Post]
    Tiger has Lisa, Candy and Sophie.
    I had planned to see Cherry this week but snooze you louse seems it was a fast rotation for Cherry? Between Lisa & Sophie who gives a PSE?

  6. #8708

    Tiger

    Quote Originally Posted by PhlipPhlop  [View Original Post]
    Anyone know tiger line up. Please and thank you Phlip.
    Tiger has Lisa, Candy and Sophie.

  7. #8707

    Line up

    Anyone know tiger line up. Please and thank you Phlip.

  8. #8706
    Quote Originally Posted by Ddave1939  [View Original Post]
    I've wanted, for a while, to spend some time with the one with the absolutely huge cans. How would you even ask? "Can I just have you today?

    I had that exact thing when I went specifically for my first Connie visit. All I was told was "cute" and "big boobs". So when a much older lady walked in (with big boobs), I was pretty disappointed. Imagine my surprise when she was just there to take the 60 and said Connie would be in, in a sec. When the real Connie walked in, hot damn.
    That who it was Joy and the massage was nice but a little rough at times. I was glad she couldn't see my face as I was wincing into the pillow.

  9. #8705
    Quote Originally Posted by MisterJao  [View Original Post]
    Both are larger breasted
    I've wanted, for a while, to spend some time with the one with the absolutely huge cans. How would you even ask? "Can I just have you today?

    Quote Originally Posted by FigureRingLyle  [View Original Post]
    find out you were dead wrong.
    I had that exact thing when I went specifically for my first Connie visit. All I was told was "cute" and "big boobs". So when a much older lady walked in (with big boobs), I was pretty disappointed. Imagine my surprise when she was just there to take the 60 and said Connie would be in, in a sec. When the real Connie walked in, hot damn.

  10. #8704

    Re: Speaking of Sunny

    Quote Originally Posted by FigureRingLyle  [View Original Post]
    This morning I swung by Sunny Spa and pulled, I couldn't quite understand her name but she has been there awhile. Help me out brother mongers, she is probably late 30's with nice ass and huge natural rack (not Connie though). A lot of time she answers the door. Initially by her mannerisms I thought to myself, fuck I just wasted 160 bucks on some chick who can't even play the part a little. And you don't want to just leave because you've already parted with your 60 just by walking in the door. But I was pleasantly surprised. She had me lay face down and started a back rub down to butt then reached under to start playing with balls and bellhead. This continued for quite some time then told me to turn over and began making out with my nutsack for quite a long time. She then said it's my turn and had me finish off nailing her missionary. Kinda nice when you go in feeling like you are in for a lackluster performance only to find out you were dead wrong. She tried for upsell but 100 is all they are getting out of me. Happy Mongering.
    The only two I can think of who might service you AND who often answer the door are Joy and Linda. Both are larger breasted (though Joy might be enhanced) and both are older than the average lineup there. Both used to be part of the regular rotation. Neither one really impressed me at the time.

    Maybe one of them is who you saw.

  11. #8703

    Speaking of Sunny

    This morning I swung by Sunny Spa and pulled, I couldn't quite understand her name but she has been there awhile. Help me out brother mongers, she is probably late 30's with nice ass and huge natural rack (not Connie though). A lot of time she answers the door. Initially by her mannerisms I thought to myself, fuck I just wasted 160 bucks on some chick who can't even play the part a little. And you don't want to just leave because you've already parted with your 60 just by walking in the door. But I was pleasantly surprised. She had me lay face down and started a back rub down to butt then reached under to start playing with balls and bellhead. This continued for quite some time then told me to turn over and began making out with my nutsack for quite a long time. She then said it's my turn and had me finish off nailing her missionary. Kinda nice when you go in feeling like you are in for a lackluster performance only to find out you were dead wrong. She tried for upsell but 100 is all they are getting out of me. Happy Mongering.

  12. #8702
    Quote Originally Posted by Bast27  [View Original Post]
    Thanks Hunter. I'm definitely more comfortably with Sun, because I can park at the laundromat and walk over. Haven't figured out where the best place to park for tiger is yet, was thinking that parking lot behind the apt building across the street, or is this isn't a concern anymore?
    Quote Originally Posted by Bast27  [View Original Post]
    I've heard stories about LE pulling people over after leaving there, keeping track of plate numbers of the vehicles in the parking lots. I guess it's mainly speculation, although we did have one member here claiming that his WPD friend was giving him information, I just like to play it safe.
    My thought is, if LE was in fact pulling people over after leaving a spa, how would walking over from a laundromat next door help? The police can stop you as you walk down the street just as easily as stopping your car exiting the parking lot. Plus, if you're on foot, they could photograph your face pretty easily. And "keeping track of plate numbers of the vehicles in the parking lots" is worthless unless they actually charge someone with a crime (in which case, they would never allow you to leave the scene).

    The cops certainly know what goes on in these places and probably are clients too. Years ago, there was a huge crack-down on other spas in the Y-W area, but somehow these two survived and continue doing a steady business. All I can figure is they must have some sort of understanding (i. e. bribes in the form of cash or free pussy) with the cops to leave them alone.

    When I first started going to Tiger and Sun, I was much more concerned about the place getting raided while I was there. Now I walk in just as casually as I walk into my local Wal Mart. Except at the spas, I get to fuck the cashier.

  13. #8701

    Big Cat

    Ok. As much as I like my cherry pie LOL, I'm really needing to make a sophia pie. Anyone know if this is a possibility? Feel free to pm LOL. On another note thinking about trying tight tiff, any thoughts? Really needing some all natural sleep help of the cute kind if anyone has any thank ya all.

  14. #8700
    Quote Originally Posted by FigureRingLyle  [View Original Post]
    What's wrong with the parking lots provided at Tiger / Sunny I never had a problem.
    I've heard stories about LE pulling people over after leaving there, keeping track of plate numbers of the vehicles in the parking lots. I guess it's mainly speculation, although we did have one member here claiming that his WPD friend was giving him information, I just like to play it safe.

  15. #8699
    Quote Originally Posted by Bast27  [View Original Post]
    Thanks Hunter. I'm definitely more comfortably with Sun, because I can park at the laundromat and walk over. Haven't figured out where the best place to park for tiger is yet, was thinking that parking lot behind the apt building across the street, or is this isn't a concern anymore?
    What's wrong with the parking lots provided at Tiger / Sunny I never had a problem.

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