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  1. #10074
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    Posts: 3561

    Time to end it

    You guys are going to see more of the little used infraction "Veiled Cryptic Message" on these threads. As always, nobody forces you to post but if you do I need to know what you're saying.

    For the fucking idiots that think you are somehow protecting chicks from our least favorite uncles by doing it, you're not. For like the 10 millionth time, cops don't use this forum to learn shit, nothing you guys write here is news to them. All they do, all day long, is develop info. As soon as somebody applies for a new MP license what do you think happens with that info? Before they even get the key to open the door from the landlord the cops know they are moving in there. Then they send somebody by to scope it out and when it's all hot chick workers and old guy customers guess what happens next? Besides, do you really think they don't know where the "muffler shop" is?

    So all of you "please don't give the government worker more info guys" need to stop. Seriously, it's embarrassing how naive you look when you say it so stop.

    A2

  2. #10073

    Model's Massage

    Quote Originally Posted by Flstn96  [View Original Post]
    Just checked into my hotel downtown and while walking to it from the parking garage I noticed a little sign that said model massage. Has anyone tried it.
    Generally unremarkable. Imagine Sarah Huckabee Sanders massaging you. Now imagine she's from Indiana.

  3. #10072
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    EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited to remove text that was potentially inciting a Flame War. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. Thanks!

    If you want to post then post, if you don't then don't but fuck don't cry about it.

    You NEED those guys who don't post, YOU need them if you want a forum. Lurkers outnumber participants about 10-1. We appreciate the fuck out of all the guys who post but our advertisers (only revenue) don't care about that, they care about eyeballs and most of them are lurkers.

    No posters no lurkers, no lurkers no advertisers, no advertisers no site. That is the reality of a site like this so stop complaining about the guys who are helping keep the lights on. Especially since you are practically a lurker yourself. You're have been a member for 10 years, ten years of benefit, yet this is your 71st post. That works out to about one post every two months. Take away the posts were you're complaining about people who don't post and it's one post a month.

    A2

  4. #10071
    Administrator


    Posts: 3561

    Check the date on the post

    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceNumenor  [View Original Post]
    Yep we get it and I've basically been saying the same thing for years but I'm getting tired of seeing this first up. Maybe just every once in awhile.
    In two days it will start sliding off.

  5. #10070

    86th

    So last week after work I decided to venture over to the 86th AMP. Drove up and there were already two cars there. So sat in my car for about 5 min and saw someone leaving. So now I know there is an opening for me. Walked in. Greeted by a 30 ish girl, not fat but a little cushion. Paid and waited on the table for about 5 min. She walked in and massage was ok, with no teasing. Thought maybe this was going to be nothing but a massage. On the flip towel came off and standard finish. She had a nice set up stairs, UTC was allowed on top but not bottom. Left happy. Don't know if I will return. I like more petite girls.

  6. #10069

    So funny.

    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceNumenor  [View Original Post]
    Yep we get it and I've basically been saying the same thing for years but I'm getting tired of seeing this first up. Maybe just every once in awhile.
    I used to read this section just for laughs its hilarious double secret code ring has the address, down at the end of the block theres a sign, if the geese fly east park next to the spotted dog.

    Hahahahaha I'm with A2 on this one. I bet if LE did read this section they were laughing their asses off. SO lame! But so funny.

  7. #10068

    Model Massage.

    Just checked into my hotel downtown and while walking to it from the parking garage I noticed a little sign that said model massage. Has anyone tried it.

  8. #10067

    I agree with you but enough of this message!

    Yep we get it and I've basically been saying the same thing for years but I'm getting tired of seeing this first up. Maybe just every once in awhile.

    Quote Originally Posted by Admin2  [View Original Post]
    You guys are going to see more of the little used infraction "Veiled Cryptic Message" on these threads. As always, nobody forces you to post but if you do I need to know what you're saying.

    For the fucking idiots that think you are somehow protecting chicks from our least favorite uncles by doing it, you're not. For like the 10 millionth time, cops don't use this forum to learn shit, nothing you guys write here is news to them. All they do, all day long, is develop info. As soon as somebody applies for a new MP license what do you think happens with that info? Before they even get the key to open the door from the landlord the cops know they are moving in there. Then they send somebody by to scope it out and when it's all hot chick workers and old guy customers guess what happens next? Besides, do you really think they don't know where the "muffler shop" is?

    So all of you "please don't give the government worker more info guys" need to stop. Seriously, it's embarrassing how naive you look when you say it so stop.

    A2

  9. #10066

    My mistake

    Quote Originally Posted by Bwetfan  [View Original Post]
    So you were asked for $100 instead of the $40 you thought it was, and you just paid without argument?
    No I posted the wrong price. Sorry for the misunderstanding. I thought it was $40 for the 1/2 hour. She asked for $50 and yes I just paid it.

  10. #10065
    Quote Originally Posted by AugWest  [View Original Post]
    Like others have said if you are worried about your car being seen then go somewhere else.

    Said $ for the half even though on line it says 40. Didn't argue just paid.
    So you were asked for $100 instead of the $40 you thought it was, and you just paid without argument?

  11. #10064

    Sorry I listed the wrong price.

    Quote Originally Posted by AugWest  [View Original Post]
    Like others have said if you are worried about your car being seen then go somewhere else.

    I walked in was greeted by gidget a 6-7 on the AMP scale. A spinner with B size. Around 30-32 years old.

    Said $ for the half even though on line it says 40. Didn't argue just paid. Massage was Ok with some nice teasing.

    I could tell the flip would be good. Under and over roaming was not discouraged.

    On the flip she went right to work. No discussion about fees or services.

    Used some oil on me as I removed her top. She took it nice and slow and I was very satisfied.

    She helped me get dressed then just hinted at a tip. Gave her 40 she seemed very happy.

    Will definitely repeat.
    She asked and I paid 50.

  12. #10063

    63 and keystone

    Like others have said if you are worried about your car being seen then go somewhere else.

    I walked in was greeted by gidget a 6-7 on the AMP scale. A spinner with B size. Around 30-32 years old.

    Said $ for the half even though on line it says 40. Didn't argue just paid. Massage was Ok with some nice teasing.

    I could tell the flip would be good. Under and over roaming was not discouraged.

    On the flip she went right to work. No discussion about fees or services.

    Used some oil on me as I removed her top. She took it nice and slow and I was very satisfied.

    She helped me get dressed then just hinted at a tip. Gave her 40 she seemed very happy.

    Will definitely repeat.

  13. #10062
    Quote Originally Posted by Assmanoh  [View Original Post]
    Visited about 2 months ago after they "closed" but then the Open sign was in the window with no other signs of life. I went in then and rang the bell but nobody answered. So I left. I returned a few days ago and where I got a hhr massage. Girl was about a 5 but her body was decent. After she led me to the room and I got ready, I laid on the table. While waiting for her to return I hear a guys voice talking with one of the Asian women. I couldn't hear much but it grew louder after a minute and I heard the woman say "You have to pay money. " The guy replied with something I couldn't understand but then he said I'll go call the police. She replied, Call the police! You can't have a massage with out paying.

    A few minutes later she came in and apologized then started the massage. The massage was just okay, nothing special and no real teasing. On the flip the standard HE was offered. While I was getting dressed to leave I asked her about the problem she had and she said the guy came in, asked to used the bathroom and then I'm not sure what happened. She was talking so fast I'm not sure if he got a massage and didn't pay or didn't want to pay the 40 up front for the massage. She kept repeating her story but I was lost.

    So, they're open again / still. But it was nothing special other than the argument which made me a bit uneasy. Was hoping he didn't actually call 5-0 while I was there!
    I've heard of this before. The guys who try it are both dickless AND brainless. And the mamasans know it.

    LOL I've alwys wondered what the idiots response would be if he were asked exactly what he was going to tell the "attending officer"?

    As for those already present if uncle L does come calling, I would say no worry's. As long as you aren't caught in the middle of a negotiation or with her hand firmly wrapped around your dick, there's not much that can happen to you. I've always thought it would be more worthwhile spending time worrying about the ass kicking you'll get if you're S. O. Finds out about your hobby.

  14. #10061

    Former Mountain Aire

    Visited about 2 months ago after they "closed" but then the Open sign was in the window with no other signs of life. I went in then and rang the bell but nobody answered. So I left. I returned a few days ago and where I got a hhr massage. Girl was about a 5 but her body was decent. After she led me to the room and I got ready, I laid on the table. While waiting for her to return I hear a guys voice talking with one of the Asian women. I couldn't hear much but it grew louder after a minute and I heard the woman say "You have to pay money. " The guy replied with something I couldn't understand but then he said I'll go call the police. She replied, Call the police! You can't have a massage with out paying.

    A few minutes later she came in and apologized then started the massage. The massage was just okay, nothing special and no real teasing. On the flip the standard HE was offered. While I was getting dressed to leave I asked her about the problem she had and she said the guy came in, asked to used the bathroom and then I'm not sure what happened. She was talking so fast I'm not sure if he got a massage and didn't pay or didn't want to pay the 40 up front for the massage. She kept repeating her story but I was lost.

    So, they're open again / still. But it was nothing special other than the argument which made me a bit uneasy. Was hoping he didn't actually call 5-0 while I was there!

  15. #10060
    Quote Originally Posted by Stnick62  [View Original Post]
    Far as I know totally legit but what a massage.
    She provides an ok massage with a HE. Very talkative which usually includes the drama about her neighbors, other customers, etc. She's nice enough but the HE isn't sensual and there is nothing else offered. She doesn't seem to enjoy the HE but does it because she knows it's expected. This came out in one of our conversations toward the end of a massage.

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