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  1. #100

    New life massage

    This was my first attempt ever at this, so I made a few rookie mistakes. I overpaid because I was nervous and just let her walk all over me. Never again!

    The place itself was nice and private, walked in, mamasan asked if I wanted a massage, how long, took the money and showed me into a room. I sat there for a while feeling nervous and the provider came in. Middle aged, not bad looking, tight jeans, but a little chubby for me. It didn't matter at the time, because I was too horny to care.

    She gave me a weird look and told me to get comfortable, take off yc clothes and she'll be right back. So I get naked and lie on the table. She comes back and asks me a few questions while giving me the initial rubdown "Is this your first time? Are you Nervous? " etc. I answered yes on both counts and stated to relax. The massage was good, nice hard hands to get the knots out, and plenty of brushing up against the boys. This went on for a while, and by the time she told me to turn over, junior was at full attention.

    She puts her hand on my stomach and makes a jerking motion with the other hand. I nod yeah, and she asks how much I will tip. I low ball (20? And she shakes her head disdainfully and tells me no, .4! I agree to that, the ask how much more for a BJ. She says.6 and I agree because if I wanted a handjob, I'd just go home and give myself one.

    She puts on the condom and lifts up her shirt so I can play with her tits. They were nice and big, but a little saggy. She bends over and starts to blow me, pulling her pants down at the same time. I reach over for a little touchy-feely, but she moves away any time I go for kitty. I rub her ass while she sucks me off, and I pop within a few minutes.

    She cleans me up and gives a nice little after massage / rubdown with towels. When we're done, she brings me some water and once I'm dressed I get a big hug and a smile. Overall not bad, she could've been prettier, and if I was a little more insistent, the whole thing could've been cheaper, but it was a good time anyway.

  2. #99

    Take 2 on 3532

    Quote Originally Posted by Monger 2
    ...Might try again but just for half hr to see if it was just a bad connection...

    M2
    Fellow Mongers,
    Did the repeat, got Angel again but she had much better attitude and service. This experience proves the old saying "if at first you don't succeed, try again" and thankfully massage handily ended happily.

    Scene in SB remains good.

    Safe mongering,
    M2

  3. #98
    Sorry been traveling, just came back to the States. Thanks for the advice. How's the scene in SB lately?

    Quote Originally Posted by Monger 2
    Newbie, Some advice. First, don't drive up the prices for the rest of us. A tip for a HJ should start at $40 then if she gives you extras, maybe. 6. Tell them 0. 4 is all you got take it or leave it. I don't pay more that 1. For BJTC, maybe 1. 2 for FS but often get that for 0. 8 to 1. I can't imagine all I would want for 2, maybe a robust session with 2 pops. For your MP asian, even at 1. 5 with admission you paid 2. 1. For that kind of coin I'de take a hot coed or MILF off backpage in a relaxing in-call location.

    Second, never pay the tip until after. I hope you didn't pay the 1. 5 for blue balls. Personally I find it crass for them to ask you what you want to pay up front, and while we usually come to terms, I never pay till the service is provided and will avoid those places- That one by the Habit is notorious. There are good places with providers that will treat you right

    Last, be careful stating explicit places, often they get raided by LE shortly after appearing here. RTFF and observe the codes we use like "Habit", "Storke", "Upper State" etc

    If you are confused by the codes used here, check out the "abbreviations" tab Jackson put up in the cross bar on this page.

    Be safe, save your $, and don't drive up the prices for the rest of us.

    M2

  4. #97

    Report on Asian Care Center (3532 State)

    I loved the former AMP on this site, Footbath, which closed a while back, and was happy to see an AMP reopen in same location. Finally got chance to go in, asked for hour and got put in the room on the State St side, which had a window to the waiting area. That was bad sign #1. Got Angel, a middle aged asian as the massuese. She gave OK massage but no response to my incidental touches, and no taking care of business. Very unhappy ending. Would have tipped her 0.1 if I had one, gave her .2 just to prevent her from following me out the backdoor screaming for a tip. Might try again but just for half hr to see if it was just a bad connection between me and her or if this place is trying to make it by being legit.

    M2

  5. #96
    Quote Originally Posted by Money Is Cool
    I've just starting exploring the massage parlors in Goleta a couple weeks ago. ...finished with an OK HJ. Paid extra 60 for tips.
    So I decided to go to Goleta Health Center ... paid 60 at door,.... Asking if if I wanted to do it all. I said yeah, then she started undressing and asked for 200. I negotiated down to 150 and she started working it. First HJ, then BBBJ, then she laid down for me to do MISH. ... she wanted me to finish quick. Which I was unable to do so, and it all ended with me leaving blue balls.
    Newbie, Some advice. First, don't drive up the prices for the rest of us. A tip for a HJ should start at .4 then if she gives you extras, maybe .6. Tell them 0.4 is all you got take it or leave it. I don't pay more that 1. for BJTC, maybe 1.2 for FS but often get that for 0.8 to 1. I can't imagine all I would want for 2, maybe a robust session with 2 pops. For your MP asian, even at 1.5 with admission you paid 2.1. For that kind of coin I'de take a hot coed or MILF off backpage in a relaxing in-call location.

    Second, never pay the tip until after. I hope you didn't pay the 1.5 for blue balls. Personally I find it crass for them to ask you what you want to pay up front, and while we usually come to terms, I never pay till the service is provided and will avoid those places- That one by the Habit is notorious. There are good places with providers that will treat you right

    Last, be careful stating explicit places, often they get raided by LE shortly after appearing here. RTFF and observe the codes we use like "Habit", "Storke", "Upper State" etc

    If you are confused by the codes used here, check out the "abbreviations" tab Jackson put up in the cross bar on this page.

    Be safe, save your $, and don't drive up the prices for the rest of us.

    M2

  6. #95

    First report

    I've just starting exploring the massage parlors in Goleta a couple weeks ago. Went to New Life Massage on Hollister, went in and paid 60 for a full hour massage. Got this Chinese girl (forgot her name), who was in her 30s with a nice rack, giving me a great massage for about half an hour, then later finished with an OK HJ. Paid extra 60 for tips. I'd def visit back, since a real massage before HE is my thing. And she did very well. (although she said she was going to be gone in 15 days)

    In the next couple days, I tried to go back to New Life again but there seemed to be too much going on outside the MP (constructions or some sort). So I decided to go to Goleta Health Center which is less than a min away from New Life. Went in, paid 60 at door, got taken into a room by this Chinese lady. Alright looking, dressed in black skirt with a nice curved ass. Once we started, she went straight to the point without a real massage. Asking if if I wanted to do it all. I said yeah, then she started undressing and asked for 200. I negotiated down to 150 and she started working it. First HJ, then BBBJ, then she laid down for me to do MISH. The crappy thing happened that the mamassan outside started yelling stuff to her in Chinese. Basically what happened was that someone called a while ago and scheduled an appointment with her, but she thought I was that person. So the actual caller showed up and was waiting on her, therefore she wanted me to finish quick. Which I was unable to do so, and it all ended with me leaving blue balls.

    Not a good experience, but probably would visit back and make an appointment first. Then I'm guessing it'll def be a great fuck.

  7. #94

    Another great visit

    I went to my spot this week and had a great session with a dirty talking japanese "Jenny". If you do not know what my spot is... rtff

    1.4 was the damage and all the motions were provided. She even supplied the hat... F that saran wrap... She was tight and really great.

    Shes on the one week rotation so you have little time.

  8. #93
    Quote Originally Posted by Dgoesinyours
    You have to be kiddiing it os on 'Stroke Rd'.
    It also takes you to UCSB campus. Take STROKE rd, to HIV, I mean IV, or to Fu*k Towers, I mean Fransico Towers for some nice co-eds

  9. #92

    thanks for the report

    Jurassic -

    Been a long time. We have to meet up in TJ again sometime.

    Thanks for the TOFTT. I will certainly go now.

    Cya

  10. #91
    You have to be kiddiing it os on 'Stroke Rd'.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jurassic
    There is a new Oriental Health Center right next to Ming Dynasty, in the Kmart shopping center, Storke Rd.

    This place is brand new, very clean, large rooms.

    3 girls working.
    About 4 massage rooms.

    I saw an old favorite who used to work at the place next to the Hamburger Habit.

    .5 for 45 min. 1.0 FS

    The 3 girls working, looked good, 23 - 33 y.o. age range.

    The girls are hungry for business, said it has been very slow. Open for one week.

    Check it out.
    Nice to have some new alternatives.

    Jurassic

    Could be nice to have some Chinese than go next door for some Chinese food!

  11. #90

    New place by Ming Dynasty, Storke Rd.

    There is a new Oriental Health Center right next to Ming Dynasty, in the Kmart shopping center, Storke Rd.

    This place is brand new, very clean, large rooms.

    3 girls working.
    About 4 massage rooms.

    I saw an old favorite who used to work at the place next to the Hamburger Habit.

    .5 for 45 min. 1.0 FS

    The 3 girls working, looked good, 23 - 33 y.o. age range.

    The girls are hungry for business, said it has been very slow. Open for one week.

    Check it out.
    Nice to have some new alternatives.

    Jurassic

    Could be nice to have some Chinese than go next door for some Chinese food!

  12. #89

    san luis obispo

    I cant believe that there are like 10 massage places in this town and they are all legit?

  13. #88
    My buddy was in monterey and on the way home he said he stopped in a few places. First he stopped in san luis obispo and got he newtimes paper. he tried 2 places both asian and said both were legit. Went to monterey and tried a place near his hotel which he walked out of when a 250 pound asian lady said come in baby. I laughed at his story. So anyway on the way back down to LA he tired the place on 7th street in paso. Said it was a good massage and the girl was mid 30's. She told him the owner watched them like a hawk. Door was ajar and it got busy. She told him boss is busy and started to do a reach under. She unzipped her pants and stuck his hand in it. Then asked him for tip up front. She did the reach under HE while he finger banged her. So after that place he saw an ad for a lady asian on OAK street. Said its past the walmart. Wow walmart everywhere, said it was a house and she looked pretty good. Had on soft spandix tights and looked like she had good size tits. Good massage all over, wasnt afraid to get in the cracks. He says her ass was tight and round and she didnt mind him rubbing and squeezing. Did good ass work and some crotch rubs. After he flipped his hands were all over her ass and between her legs. She massage all around his stuff then asked if it was good. He took her hand and son as it was near his cock she grabbed it and did a nice and slow crank. She wouldnt get naked only HE. Says good for the area. 60/40 oh and said she looked good for around 30.

  14. #87

    Encina Rd

    Anyone visited this place in Goleta?

    They've had an ad in NP for a while.

  15. #86
    1321 Price Street Pismo Beach

    mid aged ok looking. Cheap 50 for an hour. Small place, girl was nice but just ok. Ok massage, on flip she went for it. Told me please come back cause they are slow. Told her if she wore a short skirt she would be busy. I told her she has a nice ass and should let guys play with it a bit. Left her 40 and got a kiss.

    BTW this sure is the deadest forum, guess there are no pervs in this area.

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