My buddy was in monterey and on the way home he said he stopped in a few places. First he stopped in san luis obispo and got he newtimes paper. he tried 2 places both asian and said both were legit. Went to monterey and tried a place near his hotel which he walked out of when a 250 pound asian lady said come in baby. I laughed at his story. So anyway on the way back down to LA he tired the place on 7th street in paso. Said it was a good massage and the girl was mid 30's. She told him the owner watched them like a hawk. Door was ajar and it got busy. She told him boss is busy and started to do a reach under. She unzipped her pants and stuck his hand in it. Then asked him for tip up front. She did the reach under HE while he finger banged her. So after that place he saw an ad for a lady asian on OAK street. Said its past the walmart. Wow walmart everywhere, said it was a house and she looked pretty good. Had on soft spandix tights and looked like she had good size tits. Good massage all over, wasnt afraid to get in the cracks. He says her ass was tight and round and she didnt mind him rubbing and squeezing. Did good ass work and some crotch rubs. After he flipped his hands were all over her ass and between her legs. She massage all around his stuff then asked if it was good. He took her hand and son as it was near his cock she grabbed it and did a nice and slow crank. She wouldnt get naked only HE. Says good for the area. 60/40 oh and said she looked good for around 30.
Anyone visited this place in Goleta?
They've had an ad in NP for a while.
1321 Price Street Pismo Beach
mid aged ok looking. Cheap 50 for an hour. Small place, girl was nice but just ok. Ok massage, on flip she went for it. Told me please come back cause they are slow. Told her if she wore a short skirt she would be busy. I told her she has a nice ass and should let guys play with it a bit. Left her 40 and got a kiss.
BTW this sure is the deadest forum, guess there are no pervs in this area.
Thanks Cash Value
Thanks for sharing, we don't get many reports for San Luis Obispo County on this board. I'll have to make a visit the Experienced Chinese Massage location.
Originally Posted by Cash Value
This is the closest forum so: was driving down from SF last week. Flew up with a buddy for job related crap. But drove down cause we had lots of time. SO we stopped at a few places. BTW SF AMPs are pretty good. Anyway stopped in Paso Robles and tried someplace on 7th street. Cheap, 45 an hour. Both girls were ok looking. I had a real good massage with lots of touching all over. While I was getting mine we both herad a woman come in and ask about a massage. Weird, first time for me but sounded good. So after my buddy tries a pvt girl named Vicky. He said (same town btw) she had long blonde hair but was pretty chunky. Said good massage and everything was available with her. Said her place was nice too. He said he hasnt screwed a larg girl for some time so it was fun. I tried an ad that said experienced Chinese massage. It was down from the walmart in town. She worked out of her house too. Older, dressed so that you could touch and feel. Massage was good and everything offered. I got a BJ and she was good. Told her ot suck good and use lots of toungue. She said she likes doing it. I told her if she did good I could cum every week. Big lie!
So then we stopped in lompoc and tried 2 AMPs there. Useless since they didn't look good and massage was average. HJ was offered but why bother. Thats it.
Okay - no more intel about this place in the forum then. Although this post and poster seems like it's an owner or worker at the place.
Originally Posted by Sexyguy
If that's the case, can you msg me direct and let me know what's up? It would be nice to know whats going on in there, ie., who's there, who coming, for how long, what they look like, how old they are... etc.. I obviously go often and would appreciate this courtesy.
This girl is fired by owner.
All girls changed.
I went there, the girls were fired. Sad. The owner found girls' name on this site. Please don't post anything on site anymore to protect them. Site like this has been monitored by either shop owner or public. So if you still want go and enjoy be relaxed, never post anything on site anymore. Hope Aisagreeklvr understand.
Santa Barbara - mixed feelings
First thing, if you are travelling by Amtrak like me on this trip, DO NOT fall for the stone's throw proximity to the station trap that is the seductively low priced State St Hotel. It's an un-airconditioned toilet with rules against guests visiting your room.
Second thing, if you go to El Marcado you can find a real skilled provider in the AMP there - her oratory skills are top-notch but her face is frankly ugly. Goes by YoYO.
The SB AMP scene
Every AMP in the SB and Goleta area offers extras of one sort or another. It is a small town, so I will be kind of general, but would be glad to exchange information on private messages
The $42 place downtown: a handshake is available depsite what people say, but the provider is not very attractive. Massage is decent. Go there if you want a cheap massage but don't go for the extras.
Upper State near the Chinese restaurant: recently reopened. Handshake available maybe more. Provider is friendly but only so-so looking. Massage is lame. Skip.
Even farther up State, in the back of the mall: Often has hot looking girls, everything is available, massage is a joke, and the main problem is the rush, rush, rush attitude. Go there if eye candy and FS is what is most imporant to you and you don't mind being rushed.
Goleta on the Calle Real side: Good massage, older providers, handshake available but not on the first visit and nothing else beyond. Good if you want a good massage but expect no extras on the first visit and no eye candy.
Goleta near the paint store: Variable in all respects. Some providers are hot, others are not. Some do good massage, others no. Some offer nothing the first time, some handshake only and some will do more. Don't expect too much on the first visit and hope you get lucky with a hot girl.
Goleta near the local burger place: Reliable. Providers are generally decent looking, not too hot or too ugly. Everything is available and the massage is decent too. Atmosphere is kind of dank and depressing. Still might be the best bet out there for the combination of factors.
Goleta upstairs: Old ladys. Handshake available if you like the GILF scene. Massage is good. I have this one in the avoid category.
Did I forget anything?
Overall, the SB scene is better than SM or Ventura, but inferior to Oxnard. SM has a couple places but the girls are not hot. Ventura has a bunch of places but the girls are not hot. Oxnard is AMP and LMP heaven, but a long drive.
I am bored with the scene and I would like to know if there are other options out there, hidden AMPs, AAMPs or private providers. PM me if you would like to share.
That's correct - if you leave nothing they figure you are a cheap Charlie or forgot. Leaving a few cents lets them know you were unhappy
Originally Posted by LuvDaPuss
Great tipping strategy
Way to go SC. That reminds me of what my dad taught me about tipping in a restaurant. If the service is good tip 20%. If half-assed, tip 10%. If bad, tip nothing and if really bad tip 2 cents! 3 bucks is close enough to 2 cents for me........LDP
Last time I was there I recieved good service, Haven't been back though, not good parking and too busy os a street.
Originally Posted by South County
Bummer - Sounds like you tipped her too much!
Originally Posted by South County
Visitng the area
I spent the night in SB on Monday night. Looked for a parlor and found the place off Calle Real and Patterson (I think) Good massage with little teasing.
Then on the flip, the girl started rubbing the boys really good. I was thinking this was going to be good. After about ten minutes of good ball rubbing, she says my times up. Wtf? She asked if I wanted water and left the room.
I got up and put my clothes on and tipped her 3 bucks. What a tease!