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  1. #4926

    Finally, I went to see Mya

    So, I am not the biggest fan of MP. I am a fan of Latina's and I have heard a lot about Mya. She has had a couple of ads lately, so I thought I would give her a try. Here is the bottom line:

    Go see Mya.

    Now my report. So, contrary to what I was expecting, I did not get any extras with Mya. Her massage is totally professional. Now I was not professionally draped with a sheet, I was covered the whole time. She had a towel on me the entire time and then when I flipped she held the towel over me professionally and did not allow me to expose myself at all, even though I kinda tried. The towel was a bth type towel and not a smaller workout towel. She gave an excellent massage, but she is totally legitimate. Even though she never ever even suggested a hint of shenanigans, it was still the best massage I have had. LEO can stay away from this place, it would be a waste of time to go there.

    She is a lot younger than her ad's suggest. She has a young face, almost like a little lamb or something. A lot of my fun was from the mirror on the side of the wall that allowed me to see her the entire time. While she was massaging me, my thoughts were running wild about her. If I was a true monger and not a shy guy, I probably would have done things I am sure other have tried, but were immediately shut down. While lying there, I thought how great it would be to run my hand up her leg, and then rub that Kardashian ass that she has. She was massaging the back of my legs while I was thinking about then putting my hand through her ass, and then rubbing her clit. I am glad she couldn't read my mind. Then I thought how great it would be if she would start rubbing the boys and then stroking the shaft up from underneath while she was gently moaning.

    I had some more bad thoughts too. I feel awful about it, as all I got was the legitimate massage that she offered. Thank god she didn't notice my arousal on the flip, she was obviously focused on a totally professional massage. Meanwhile my perverted self was hoping that she would straddle my face and allow me to lick her honey pot, practically cutting off my air supply with that glorious ass of hers. I thought how great it would be if she stopped stroking my cock and replaced her hand with her mouth, even though that wasn't going to happen. Especially since I didn't have a condom and no woman such as this professional would put her mouth on my bare manhood, but I did have the evil thought.

    When she moved to massage my chest area, totally avoiding my tent I was trying to make with the towel that completely covered me, I had other thoughts. I am so sorry Mya, I was kind of being rude that way. I was thinking about having her bent over the table, and that glorious bottom open up in front of me, and sliding my manhood inside of her from behind, until I filled the cover that miraculously would appear from no where. (You can make anything up in your imagination).

    Then Mya left the room. She was done massaging me. I had left the room fee on a table at the entrance, and she did not touch it until she left. Like a professional, you do not pay until after the service. I let her leave and then I put on my clothes after removing the cover that she left on me. I can't believe that she didn't even do a topless massage where I could have seen her giant areolas that she has in my imagination.

    I want to apologize to Mya for my impure thoughts. She gave a great totally legit massage and I was mentally harassing her. Now that I know that all that is available is legitimate, I will return. I won't have bad thoughts next time though. I will go back frequently too. The prices for the massage are clearly marked on a sign when you go in. I had paid the hour rate and I gave her a tip of 50 on top of that hour fee. I don't think my massage lasted an hour but it felt like two. After I left in fact, I was completely drained of energy. A massage can have that effect on me. Completely drained.

  2. #4925
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptCaveman  [View Original Post]
    Hi all. Long time lurker and figured I'd finally start contributing. This place has been posting provocative ads like this one, http://phoenix.backpage.com/Therapeu...39-95/46789178 for a few weeks. I TOFTT last week. Long story short, don't fall for the creative writing. I should have known better when I walked in and an exiting customer made eye contact and nodded hello, as opposed to the avert your eyes hide your face action when these encounters normally occur at an AMP.

    Pros: Good therapeutic massage, decent rates, yummy cookies in lobby (true story).

    Cons: Reality did not meet the expectations set by the ad.
    So was there in fact no spunk thumping to be had?

  3. #4924

    Recommendations

    Flying back into Phoenix on Thursday. Hoping someone can recommend a massage place that had latina providers who arent shy.

  4. #4923

    M10

    Had to catch a flight out of Sky harbor to Seattle this week and decided to make a detour to Mesa on the way to stop by massage 10. Was a little disappointed that the house fees have gone up significantly, but realized after about ten minutes that one gets what they pay for. Chanel came into the room and started talking like we were old friends, which I always love because you know you won't have to play the 20 questions; been here before, who you see, etc. So she is stroking me under the towel and says shower first. Table shower leads to round one: she is soaping me up good, excellent reach under, starts a p sot massage, gets me hard as a rock. She has me flip over, drops her dress and starts some Russian, after a couple she just goes down on me till I explode.

    Back to the therapy room, thinking that play time was done; she asked me what I want first, caught of guard for a moment and confused she sees it and asks if I want a massage first or more fuckee I say a little massage would be nice, as I undoubtedly need a little recovery time. Ten minutes into the massage she is giving me another nice oiled reach under, she lifts my hips some and started to lick and tongue fuck my ass. Few minutes of p spot massage with her sucking my balls and cock lead to a cover and us banging for 15 minutes.

    Only down side to the visit was the pout and whine when she didn't like the tip.

  5. #4922
    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFan45  [View Original Post]
    Well, when a fellow senior monger recognized one pic as belonging to a Czech porn star, that was enough to convince me they're probably dogs who'd be lucky for the privilege of said rub & tug.
    I always go with the hope of finding that diamond in the rough. If they could have pulled a Czech "anything" out of the woodwork, I would have been their biggest customer. If anyone has a lead on one, send them Smokeey's way!

  6. #4921
    Quote Originally Posted by Smokeey  [View Original Post]
    It's not fantastic, I was there last Sunday and didn't see any girls there that matched the pictures on their ad. Wiped some lotion on my back, rubbed it in, had me flip. Did the same on my legs. Asked if they missed any areas. Standard rub and tug.
    Well, when a fellow senior monger recognized one pic as belonging to a Czech porn star, that was enough to convince me they're probably dogs who'd be lucky for the privilege of said rub & tug.

  7. #4920
    Quote Originally Posted by Selasorp  [View Original Post]
    Your question, Yes.
    Ty bud. 👌127995;.

  8. #4919

    To answer.

    Quote Originally Posted by JChoi  [View Original Post]
    Thanks for the report. Assuming there maybe more offered? 🤤.
    Your question, Yes.

  9. #4918
    Quote Originally Posted by Selasorp  [View Original Post]
    I had been here a long time ago and at that time was not impressed with the service or girls, this time was different. Paid a visit yesterday, met Gaby there. I opted for 1 hr at the normal. 6. Massage itself was ok, not the best, not the worst, did have me relaxing. She is attractive and fun. I initiated contact while face down, rubbing her legs and ass under her dress, pretty soon the flip came. Wanted 1. For hand, told her no, . 60, she said it would be worth it, agreed on. 8. What happened was more than I had expected, however YMMV. We got so into things that we were body to body, shaft to clit, almost went in. A heavy petting a make out sess. She was dripping wet and came 5 times, very loud. I too had multis. Needless to say when is was over we both needed to shower as we were covered in sweat and juices. It was the best experience that I have had without intercourse. I will be seeing her again.
    Thanks for the report. Assuming there maybe more offered? 🤤.

  10. #4917
    Quote Originally Posted by Aries77  [View Original Post]
    Hey guys, I've seen this ad a lot and the girls look great, Just wondering if anyone has tried them? http://phoenix.backpage.com/Therapeu...1-6-0/45522293.
    It's not fantastic, I was there last Sunday and didn't see any girls there that matched the pictures on their ad. Wiped some lotion on my back, rubbed it in, had me flip. Did the same on my legs. Asked if they missed any areas. Standard rub and tug.

  11. #4916

    A+ in creative writing

    Hi all. Long time lurker and figured I'd finally start contributing. This place has been posting provocative ads like this one, http://phoenix.backpage.com/Therapeu...39-95/46789178 for a few weeks. I TOFTT last week. Long story short, don't fall for the creative writing. I should have known better when I walked in and an exiting customer made eye contact and nodded hello, as opposed to the avert your eyes hide your face action when these encounters normally occur at an AMP.

    Pros: Good therapeutic massage, decent rates, yummy cookies in lobby (true story).

    Cons: Reality did not meet the expectations set by the ad.

  12. #4915

    Gettaway massage on Camelback

    I had been here a long time ago and at that time was not impressed with the service or girls, this time was different. Paid a visit yesterday, met Gaby there. I opted for 1 hr at the normal. 6. Massage itself was ok, not the best, not the worst, did have me relaxing. She is attractive and fun. I initiated contact while face down, rubbing her legs and ass under her dress, pretty soon the flip came. Wanted 1. For hand, told her no, . 60, she said it would be worth it, agreed on. 8. What happened was more than I had expected, however YMMV. We got so into things that we were body to body, shaft to clit, almost went in. A heavy petting a make out sess. She was dripping wet and came 5 times, very loud. I too had multis. Needless to say when is was over we both needed to shower as we were covered in sweat and juices. It was the best experience that I have had without intercourse. I will be seeing her again.

  13. #4914

    Has anyone Been here?

    Hey guys, I've seen this ad a lot and the girls look great, Just wondering if anyone has tried them? http://phoenix.backpage.com/Therapeu...1-6-0/45522293.

  14. #4913

    Bogus Info

    I do not know nor care where you got this list, but please do not pass it along any further.
    Most of it is amateurish nonsense with hardly any factual, informative or redeeming value.
    DN.

    Quote Originally Posted by SteveStone123  [View Original Post]
    Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

    1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

    2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

    3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

    4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

    5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

    6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

    7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

    8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

    9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

    10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

    HA!

  15. #4912

    Top 10 signs it's an erotic massage parlor from my exp

    Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

    1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

    2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

    3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

    4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

    5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

    6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

    7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

    8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

    9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

    10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

    HA!

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