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  1. #132
    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisWake  [View Original Post]
    Could be lying. Competition there is rampant with bickering jealous biddies who get tired of mongers asking only for Jenny. It's her day off today as well.
    Yeah. I plan on going again soon.

  2. #131
    Quote Originally Posted by GodMann  [View Original Post]
    West therapy on sunset. Lady working there told me Jenny is no longer there. Anybody know her whereabouts?
    Could be lying. Competition there is rampant with bickering jealous biddies who get tired of mongers asking only for Jenny. It's her day off today as well.

  3. #130
    Quote Originally Posted by AhardLanding  [View Original Post]
    At Total Health 8700 block of Santa Moncia. She is a legend on another board, as she should be. The BEST hard massage I have ever had and great sex. 50/100. Saturdays only.
    Tried finding the place online could not find it. Do you have a link to where they advertise?

  4. #129
    West therapy on sunset. Lady working there told me Jenny is no longer there. Anybody know her whereabouts?

  5. #128
    Euphoria massage on la brea. Checked this place out and got an hour massage for 30 it's normally 40 but I talked the guy down to 30. I think a guy runs the place he shows me to a room. Later a decent looking women walks in. Good massage and towards the I grabbed her breasts and she told me next time there would be extra. I will come back.

  6. #127

    Paula

    At Total Health 8700 block of Santa Moncia. She is a legend on another board, as she should be. The BEST hard massage I have ever had and great sex. 50/100. Saturdays only.

  7. #126
    Has anyone tried any of those 30/40 hour massage places? I'm thinking about going.

  8. #125
    Quote Originally Posted by SinjinSmithe  [View Original Post]
    Had a dream that I stopped in there the other day. Got Linda, she was a little old for my taste but they said Lias no longer worked there. . 4 for the entry. I get in the room & see two signs on the wall that says "no $ex, strictly massge" so at this point I'm like damn well I can't get mad its not like they didn't tell me. She comes in and starts talkin (very hard to understand her) I kept asking her to repeat herself. Massage starts & she asks if I'm LE, I say no. She points at a tat & says "same same" I say no again. Average massage. She's at the top of the table & takes my hands and places them on the back of her thighs. I flip, she places hands on her breast, theyre firm but I don't want any extras. She puts my hand down there says I can touch. Whisper to me. 2. I feel pressured I give it to her. She's very quiet after that. I left happy. May return don't want her though, little too old for my taste.
    Post your dreams in the correct location. Po Thai is on Burbank blvd in SFV, not Hollywood.

  9. #124

    Look for amazing massage

    Do you have any recommendations of Amazing professional deep tissue massage with happy ending. Preferable from gorgeous provider. I know I'm searching for the unicorn but I imagine it has to exist. Tired of getting horrible massage. To me the massage is just as important as the ending.

  10. #123

    PO Thai

    Had a dream that I stopped in there the other day. Got Linda, she was a little old for my taste but they said Lias no longer worked there. . 4 for the entry. I get in the room & see two signs on the wall that says "no $ex, strictly massge" so at this point I'm like damn well I can't get mad its not like they didn't tell me. She comes in and starts talkin (very hard to understand her) I kept asking her to repeat herself. Massage starts & she asks if I'm LE, I say no. She points at a tat & says "same same" I say no again. Average massage. She's at the top of the table & takes my hands and places them on the back of her thighs. I flip, she places hands on her breast, theyre firm but I don't want any extras. She puts my hand down there says I can touch. Whisper to me. 2. I feel pressured I give it to her. She's very quiet after that. I left happy. May return don't want her though, little too old for my taste.

  11. #122

    Top 10 signs it's an erotic massage parlor from my exp

    Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

    1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

    2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

    3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

    4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

    5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

    6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

    7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

    8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

    9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

    10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

    HA!

  12. #121

    Awakening Massage

    I recently visited Hollywood and found Fern on MA. Setup was easy and after a few texts she came to my hotel room to give me a massage. Fern sees herself as a holistic healer and she advertises as such. She's fairly cute - 6 or 6.5. Her massage is extremely relaxing with a lot of focus on breathing. It's a very yoga-oriented massage. She moves through the various chakras doing a really nice job. I was very relaxed at the end of the hour. Seniors can pm for details but she is not a full service provider. As always YMMV. SS.

  13. #120
    Quote Originally Posted by BSinTo  [View Original Post]
    Okay, don't everyone laugh at once, but for any of you that have been to see Jenny above the 7-11, does she give any type of decent massage leading up to her specialty? I actually like to get the massage first to loosen up before getting the extras and I was thinking about heading over to see her soon. Thanks for all comments about her services.
    I know I am answering a post that is several years old, but Jenny gives a very good massage! The massage comes after sex and she give a full or very close to a full (like 50 minutes) hour to me even when there is a client waiting.

  14. #119

    7-11

    Quote Originally Posted by KoreanThumper  [View Original Post]
    Checked out 7-11 a couple weeks back and met L*a, a good looking, top heavy gal. Actually received a decent massage with decent conversation until the flip. Asked if everything was available but it wasn't since they didn't provide a hat. Is this the norm here? Opted for he with the standard donation.

    Also, I'm surprised to see this section so dead with all the spots on SMB, although I do see posts from time to time in the LA section.
    To clarify: this place doesn't keep condoms on site. If you want a condom, bring it yourself. Some (notoriously, Jenny) will not require that you use a condom. Others providers may require a condom for FS etc. I always bring several. You never know what you will end up doing with Jenny (well, you will end up coming, that always happens).

  15. #118

    Another time cutter I remember from my reports

    If you don't want your time cut, I wouldn't use this one https://losangeles.rubratings.com/55053 , youlll get 45 minutes on the hour.

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