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  1. #4016

    Royal

    You should print out their BP ad and tape it to their front door. Shame.

  2. #4015

    Stay away

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBadNut  [View Original Post]
    Went to the Valley. Ok did my research to find Royal on BP hitting hard. The photos looked amazing! The promise of Asian sensuality at tits best. I had a nice meal and tequila or two at Todo Bien, highly recomended. Walked up the block to Royal on to have a one hour massage. Not bad as far as that goes, but for fks sake the promote pseudo lingerie models on BP. I mean no holds bard maybe a hint of FS! But alas NO! I rubbed her ass. Her jean clad mom top ok looking Mikey Asian gal. But nothing nada nunca! Beware my mongers!
    http://sanfernandovalley.backpage.co...sage/153705892

  3. #4014

    Are you fing kidding me?

    Went to the Valley. Ok did my research to find Royal on BP hitting hard. The photos looked amazing! The promise of Asian sensuality at tits best. I had a nice meal and tequila or two at Todo Bien, highly recomended. Walked up the block to Royal on to have a one hour massage. Not bad as far as that goes, but for fks sake the promote pseudo lingerie models on BP. I mean no holds bard maybe a hint of FS! But alas NO! I rubbed her ass. Her jean clad mom top ok looking Mikey Asian gal. But nothing nada nunca! Beware my mongers!

  4. #4013

    Since when did goldfinger become fucken cheers?

    So this a review of goldfinger on Thursday night around 745 pm.

    I get in to the joint and jenny is the mamasan. Jenny is this blonde frosted hair Asian hag who must be the fucken shit on the weekends in hacienda heights. I would lick tom brady's ass crack to find out her date of birth. She would prolly be great in some cum dump in the sgv because she can pass for 38 in the dim light of some stucco fourplex.

    She gave me a handjob probably months ago and even licked my nipples. Her breath smelled like 2 day old dim sum. I made it clear that my dick was not to be touched by her.

    She said that I would be rubbed out by Selina, I did ask for yuki, but "she no here".

    I go to room #1 and Selina is this mildly obese Asian in a kind of yoga pant suit. Her face kind of looks like the hoda girl from today show if hoda was hit by a wooden bat.

    She started a hard massage on my back and I rebuked her and said soft. She went hard again and I reminded her she then said "oh so sorry, I go soft". She then just kind of tickles my back all over and and eventually got to my crack and nuts. I let her do that for awhile and I think she said I should flip.

    She flipped me and had the oil about 5 feet away and I made her to full on dick work and ball juggling and some ass fingering for 15 min. She did not complain and I was a little disturbed by just how hard I was. Kind of fun to have her stop by forcing her to get more oil. Just as I was building a groove, the odd thing happens.

    First, a monger comes in and loudly asked for Cynthia. I think I saw this one she may be hot. He was then walked into a room near me.

    Then, a monger came in and wanted to know how late they were open. He was quite loud and could not quite get the chinglish being spoken.

    He left.

    I finally blew my stack and Selina left to get me "two hot towel".

    In the meantime, there began a full on monger convention at the foyer of the place. One guy had just finished with Cynthia looked like a slim Asian guy with a tan leather jacked. Another monger was asking about their hours and if they took cc this guy looked like a high school vice principal. Look, there are places you do not hang out and stand in. Millennials do this shit all the time. They stand in doorways, they open their car doors into the street and talk to each other, they stand and do not move on line at whole foods, they take a fucken year to mix their drink at starbucks by the sugar counter. All of these are what I call positive space space that is needed by others. If you want to be autistic, do it in the corner. But even that is nothing compared to these asshole mongers who were loitering in the lobby. Literally had to leave by the back door because high school vice principal fucko and slim Asian tan leather jacket fucko seemed to be having a coffee klatch at goldfinger.

    40 bucks for the time, 40 for the jerk off. It was ok, but the fucken mongers hanging out I can do without.

  5. #4012

    SK on Fig

    Decided to try this place on 61 and Fig. Door was open and I walked in to two older Chinese women one 50+ and one 40 ish. Neither much to look at, older one was quite ugly but petite and the 40 ish one was better looking with darker skin and an ok face and some flesh on her. I opted for both of them, 80 HH, I took a quick shower (no TS) before a horrible godawful massage like they had never done it before. I flipped over to their surprise and they asked for tip. Pressured me into 60 for each of them. The older one just kept ineptly massaging my legs and arms while the younger one lubed me up and went to town. Not great but was sensitive until she just started wacking Away. Got my big cock nice and hard and I came like a racehorse. Not a good deal but glad I got one off. Managed some touching under shirt of the younger one.

  6. #4011
    Quote Originally Posted by LostedBoy  [View Original Post]
    I'm going to be in LA near China town for a business trip, looking for a AMP with some young talent. Mind telling me where I should start looking?
    Yeah, outside of Chinatown.

  7. #4010

    Thank you!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jokeman55  [View Original Post]
    They've changed. A few years ago I had an Asian gal named Kerry. EXCELLENT!! More recently (after being closed for renovations) I had a Hispanic gal who was so-so in comparison. By al means avoid LaLa massage a few doors down. HE only, the girls stay dressed.
    I take it FS on the menu?

  8. #4009
    Quote Originally Posted by TheCamel  [View Original Post]
    AhardLanding, I think you are confusing me with an old Board buddy Dildo Baggens and I'm honored to be confused with him. I'm still planted in L. A. But mostly inactive in the game other than regularly seeing a couple of special faves. I used to love the hunt but now I'm more hooked on the connection and reliability with known commodities. That m.o. takes me out of the loop and while I'm loaded down with memories, I don't have much current personally acquired information.
    Well, damn. Uncle Al (zheimer) is kicking me hard.

    I'm with you. At 60, my tolerance for a crappy ending is low.

    Yes, the Camel / Baggens back and forth are part of the legacy of the board.

  9. #4008

    RIP OFF! Tulip Spa & Massage

    Tulip Spa & Massage also known as Oasis Spa in Lakewood is a joke! Fake massage, which is fine. But after 5 minutes says turn over $300 for FS and $200 for HJ. As soon as I said hell no, the mood changed and then said ok give me $40 tip if you want me to continue the massage. Total rip off place. Stay away!

  10. #4007

    My Experience

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBadNut  [View Original Post]
    Anyone hit this one on Manchester? Latiiiinaaasss.
    They've changed. A few years ago I had an Asian gal named Kerry. EXCELLENT!! More recently (after being closed for renovations) I had a Hispanic gal who was so-so in comparison. By al means avoid LaLa massage a few doors down. HE only, the girls stay dressed.

  11. #4006

    Vip

    Anyone hit this one on Manchester? Latiiiinaaasss.

  12. #4005

    AMP on Western Above Parks BBQ.

    No hanky panky, good massage though. Table massage was great too. But they say no funny business.

  13. #4004
    Quote Originally Posted by Domekak  [View Original Post]
    Hey, visiting from PDX. Stating between Koreatown and Bev Hills, can anyone send me a pm if they know any good spots in the area? Would be much appreciated. Thanks.
    K town. OK. If you want some quality k girls. You need reference. So I'll tell you how to build it quick. Get a Korean cab and ask the driver. Then he will hook you up. Than there is one reference.

    Do that 2 times. Now you can go on.

  14. #4003
    Quote Originally Posted by AhardLanding  [View Original Post]
    I believe he moved to the Central Valley.
    AhardLanding, I think you are confusing me with an old Board buddy Dildo Baggens and I'm honored to be confused with him. I'm still planted in L. A. But mostly inactive in the game other than regularly seeing a couple of special faves. I used to love the hunt but now I'm more hooked on the connection and reliability with known commodities. That m.o. takes me out of the loop and while I'm loaded down with memories, I don't have much current personally acquired information.

  15. #4002

    Ventura Blvd

    Quote Originally Posted by Hundred  [View Original Post]
    I like the Marie Callenders.
    Crying. That hot little girl at Kai Ramen always takes care of me.

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