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  1. #2975
    No shit. You feel like a damn invalid. Even though I've had a few over the years, they're so weird. Nothing sexy at all. And the thoughts of having a loofah that's been near strange asses never appealed to me. Places like the old Fuji and Sun in Center Point did it up nice. Sun had a walk in shower too and the chicks would get in there wearing skimpy attire.

    Quote Originally Posted by IAmAmazing  [View Original Post]
    Table shower? LOL. I had one of those once and never got another one. It was kinda awkward. It wasn't her fault though. It was just weird because she was washing me like she would wash a puppy or something. And she had the calmest look on her face when she did it.

  2. #2974
    Quote Originally Posted by Gogetter70  [View Original Post]
    They have an Alabama Massage Board number in ad. That kind of indicates a regular spa type place, but, I guess that could be bogus. I don't imagine Craigslist is asking for paperwork LOL. Honestly, if there's a table shower and the lady (s) are decent looking, I kind of just enjoy that as the weather gets cold.
    Table shower? LOL. I had one of those once and never got another one. It was kinda awkward. It wasn't her fault though. It was just weird because she was washing me like she would wash a puppy or something. And she had the calmest look on her face when she did it.

  3. #2973

    Probably regular legit massage?

    Quote Originally Posted by AlabamaGuy12  [View Original Post]
    Ok friends, we have a new massage parlor out on 280. Anyone visited please PM with information.

    https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/de...382240699.html
    They have an Alabama Massage Board number in ad. That kind of indicates a regular spa type place, but, I guess that could be bogus. I don't imagine Craigslist is asking for paperwork LOL. Honestly, if there's a table shower and the lady (s) are decent looking, I kind of just enjoy that as the weather gets cold.

  4. #2972

    Danni

    Quote Originally Posted by Serious69  [View Original Post]
    Danni is one of my favorites when she comes to town. Nothing but HJ is available, and she's probably not for everyone, but I thought I'd share.

    http://birmingham.backpage.com/Thera...hands/24553592
    Damn high rate for an HJ J / S.

  5. #2971
    Quote Originally Posted by AlabamaGuy12  [View Original Post]
    Ok friends, we have a new massage parlor out on 280. Anyone visited please PM with information.

    https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/de...382240699.html
    Do you know if it's Asian?

  6. #2970

    Danni

    Danni is one of my favorites when she comes to town. Nothing but HJ is available, and she's probably not for everyone, but I thought I'd share.

    http://birmingham.backpage.com/Thera...hands/24553592

  7. #2969
    I'm sure if it's anything it's the same old pay them to watch you jerk off place. You can bet it's not totally legit otherwise they wouldn't be on craigslist.

    Quote Originally Posted by AlabamaGuy12  [View Original Post]
    Ok friends, we have a new massage parlor out on 280. Anyone visited please PM with information.

    https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/de...382240699.html

  8. #2968
    Quote Originally Posted by AlabamaGuy12  [View Original Post]
    Ok friends, we have a new massage parlor out on 280. Anyone visited please PM with information.

    https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/de...382240699.html
    I'll go out on a limb and say. No chance.

  9. #2967

    Deep Roots Massage

    Ok friends, we have a new massage parlor out on 280. Anyone visited please PM with information.

    https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/de...382240699.html

  10. #2966
    Quote Originally Posted by MammieJammer  [View Original Post]
    Even though you shouldn't do it I'm going to one more time beat a dead horse that is. This has been discussed by people who have been in this hobby for 30 years or longer and have seen Asian massage parlors from the good old days to where they are today. I will say this as slowly and gently as I can they are only two repeat two places in all of the Birmingham Huntsville Tuscaloosa area that are Asian massage parlors in the true sense of the word where Happy Endings can be had full service can be had. 99.999% of all Asian massage parlors in Alabama are these tease joints they make lots of money off of people who continue to g......MJ.
    Cool story bro! I've only been in the massage 'game' for a year and I figured that out fairly quickly. If you want more than just a tease or DYI, go to a FS place or call up a backpage girl. I think that the legit parlors are too afraid of being raided which is why they don't offer anything more than a DIY. They're not getting you off, you get yourself off and they just watch and clean up after. It puts them in a safer place legally. I also think that they few FS parlors in Alabama are connected to the FS parlors in Atlanta as well as the rest of the South East. Most of them are Korean owned and when they're busted, it's often for drug and trafficking reasons. I think that it's organized. I'll stop here.

  11. #2965
    Quote Originally Posted by Awr1212  [View Original Post]
    Been there a few times, very little teasing. Has anyone had any luck? Pretty decent massage trying to decide if I a should keep going to see if I can get anything.
    Nothing but a good massage.

  12. #2964

    A dead horse

    Quote Originally Posted by Awr1212  [View Original Post]
    Been there a few times, very little teasing. Has anyone had any luck? Pretty decent massage trying to decide if I a should keep going to see if I can get anything.
    Even though you shouldn't do it I'm going to one more time beat a dead horse that is. This has been discussed by people who have been in this hobby for 30 years or longer and have seen Asian massage parlors from the good old days to where they are today. I will say this as slowly and gently as I can they are only two repeat two places in all of the Birmingham Huntsville Tuscaloosa area that are Asian massage parlors in the true sense of the word where Happy Endings can be had full service can be had. 99.999% of all Asian massage parlors in Alabama are these tease joints they make lots of money off of people who continue to go back and back and back and back and get nothing; the two places that exist are actually in Birmingham and unfortunately one of those features a staff of very very homely women that are typically in their late forties and up so for me even if it was cost-effective I wouldn't want to go there. The other place has a somewhat better looking staff but typically most of those girls are also in their forties but are somewhat nicer-looking. The problem with the second place is that to get everything you want there you're still going to spend a considerable amount of money probably more than you would spend with a reputable provider for an hours service so again for me it's a no-go. The climate in Birmingham especially and Alabama in general is that it is almost impossible to open an Asian massage parlor in the traditional sense of the word where pretty much everything is on the menu. The reason that it is so difficult here and is becoming more difficult everywhere is that human trafficking charges have found their way as a tool of law enforcement to close these places down. Typically many of the girls come into this country in debt to handlers who provide papers and ease the way of entry for them but because their papers are controlled by these individuals it makes it easy to make a case for human trafficking even if the girl is of legal age. The time may be coming that you will no longer see any Asian massage parlors in the old true sense of the word. But if you want beautiful girls with pretty much everything on the menu as well as a massage that varies widely in quality then Atlanta is probably the closest place. Pretty much everything else and I do mean everything else is a waste of your time and money unless you are looking for a massage and nothing else because for the most part you're never going to get that in these little tease joints around Birmingham and other cities. Even in Atlanta they are becoming a nuisance as well. Bear in mind that as long as something useless and no good is supported and paid for it will continue to exist so as long as people continue to patronize these tease joints either in total ignorance or with the hope that after many visits something they develop then they will continue to flourish. Outside of the Rogue girl who hopes to make some money behind the managers back pretty much nothing is ever going to go on in one of these places except a massage of varying quality. So there once again I have beat this dead horse and hopefully somebody reads this and it makes sense to them and they will believe it. I have been doing this hobby for more than 30 years and I have seen the evolution of what is the Asian massage parlor and I can tell you that there is no joy to be had in the vast majority of them spend your money at your own risk. MJ.

  13. #2963
    Quote Originally Posted by Awr1212  [View Original Post]
    Been there a few times, very little teasing. Has anyone had any luck? Pretty decent massage trying to decide if I a should keep going to see if I can get anything.
    They do a great massage but just a little tease, no extra. If you need a really good massage, it is one of the better places to go. The ladies are easy on the eyes also.

  14. #2962

    Iknead

    Been there a few times, very little teasing. Has anyone had any luck? Pretty decent massage trying to decide if I a should keep going to see if I can get anything.

  15. #2961

    New massage in Gadsden

    Road trip to Gadsden on the horizon.

    http://birmingham.backpage.com/Thera...ssage/25960052

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