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  1. #3005

    Another one

    There's a new massage place advertising on Craigslist. Called Lily of all things. Just like the one off 280 in Brook Highland, except this one is in Chelsea. Don't be a fool and go try it out. Boycott them and all the others. Send a message to them.

  2. #3004

    Competition is fierce

    Quote Originally Posted by JoeDeertay  [View Original Post]
    Ok guys I need all of you that frequent these no good, tease and rub massage places, to stop going. All of you that have gave these winches tips for having them watch YOU jerk yourself off, have absolutely ruined everything. I was over in Vestavia today and after waking up stiff as hell this morning I decided to go into Kung Fu. Wasn't looking for anything other than some relief. No cars around in the parking lot, and wasn't sure they were open. As I got closer I saw the sign on so I went in. Was led to the room by a butterface. I told her 60 minutes and got undressed. She came back in, asked the obligatory "you want soft, medium or hard?" I told her I was stiff all over especially in my lower back, butt and hamstrings, but I wanted an all over massage. She starts oiling me up and she has so much oil on me that actually working a muscle is impossible. I commented that she has too much oil and what she's doing isn't accomplishing anything. Of course when you tell them something other than basic questions, they all go Sammy Sosa on you. She moves down toward my lower back and ass and adds more oil and starts the rubbing in between the cheeks and down towards the gooch and stays there for at least 25 minutes. Just a soft, oily rub all around my ass and inner thighs. After awhile I flip, she turns out the lights and adds oil to my stomach and starts rubbing around, so I just take her hand and move it toward my dick and she pulls away and says "oh no, can't do that. " She said " you can do, I get oil. " I said "I don't want to do it, I want you to do it. " "Oh no can't. " So I tell her, "I can't give you a tip. " "No teep, why not?" I told her that I didn't tip for regular service. Then she says "I give good massage, right?" I said, "no, actually it wasn't good. It was a waste of time. " And of course she's lost all comprehension of the English language. So I say "no good!" I told her if she wants a tip, then she should get busy. She says no again. Says "I can do and she rubs all around it. " I said no thanks. And then she starts with the "everyone gives something. They do themselves and teep me. " I said I'm not everyone and I'm not tipping you for something I can do for free. So the massage was over at this point. She picks up her little bucket of tools and opens the door, slams it and leaves. I get dressed, and count my money before I open the door. I'm not giving this ***** a penny over $60. I go out and she hands me a water, I giver her the money and she counts it and says AGAIN "what, no teep?" "I told her I'm not giving you a fucking tip for doing nothing. You're lucky I give you that. And she says "everyone give a teep of at least $10. " I told her again that I wasn't giving her a mother fucking thing, and that her massage sucked and it was a waste of my time and money. So she tells me"you no come back. " I tell her to fuck off and then leave. All of that bullshit was directly related to each one of you that have gone in there, and all the other places around town that do business the same fucking way, and tipped the bitches for nothing. Other than why'all putting on a show jacking off for them. So, I'm asking you. Stop fucking going in these places. Kung Fu, both places in Alabaster, Homewood, the two in Trussville, Sunny, Foot, H, and other place you all continuously go to. For the most part the reason they are there, which is to give massages, they aren't very good at that. Now they are a few places on that list that at one time, when all the planet's were aligned some rogue girl gave a helping hand. But not anymore. They need to go. If you all choose to go and get massages at any of these places, pay the massage and nothing else. But I would really like it you all would get behind this and just boycott them. You do that for a month or two and their business will start to suffer and they'll be gone.
    The ones I know.

    Lilly - 280.

    Iknead. Pelham.

    Lotus - 280.

    Angel. Hoover.

    Sunny Acuwell. Hoover.

    Panda. Alabaster.

    Panda. Homewood.

    H - 280.

    Foot. Hoover.

    Kung Fu. Vestavia.

    Deep Roots - 280.

    If I'm missing any, please share. These are all AMP's, I won't step foot in these places. They don't give a Damn about you, me or anyone else. Fuck them! They are all in for the money!

  3. #3003

    Boycott AMPs! I'm down! #NOMOREDIY

    I completely agree. I can do that for one month. Came on here to ask a question about H Massage on 280 but nevermind! I'm down with the boycott. Someone mentioned that at one point even the thought of a nice young asian watching use to be a turn on and I thought that too years ago but that's not enough. Can we come together and keep away until Jan 15,2018 at least if not until February. We have a couple AMPs in Montgomery that I and others have success at but I'm still willing to keep away even from those. Will be tough though for us with only fatties available on BP. LOL. #NOMOREDIY.

  4. #3002
    Tips go to the offending hand; self service means I keep the money.

    Pearl Massage learned this very lesson again last week. My second non-tip visit there.
    Edit: oops, wrong city (Montgomery).

  5. #3001
    Yeah, they act like they don't get but $10 out of a $60 massage. I've heard they get half of whatever the price is. So this twat made $30 for a lackluster massage. And she didn't even do what I told her that I needed done as far as the massage was concerned. Instead of working the areas I needed she oiled my ass and undercarriage up for 25 minutes. Teasing and building up a lather. And then she expects for me to take care of myself. Not a chance. If they'd take their shirt off and let me blow on their face, I'd have no problem tipping then. But this one yesterday wanted me to do it and wasn't about to allow mutual touching. Hell, what was I thinking not tipping, LOL! What was funny was when she was saying "I give you good massage", I said, no you didn't and even if you did, that's what you're supposed to fucking do. I didn't come in here expecting you to give me an estimate on building me a deck. Fuck them.

    Quote Originally Posted by SpaTrucker  [View Original Post]
    5 STARS!

    I have told many of them the same. No HJ, no tip! I am not going to pay someone to watch me jerk off. They usually get pissed, but so what? You're not getting what you want now, what is she going to do? ***** and moan and still not give you a helping hand. I've been going to spas for years. In my younger days I got turned on at the thought of a pretty young thing watching me play with myself, but not anymore. Stand up for yourself guys and say.

    "No HJ, No Tip!

  6. #3000
    Quote Originally Posted by SpaTrucker  [View Original Post]
    5 STARS!

    I have told many of them the same. No HJ, no tip! I am not going to pay someone to watch me jerk off. They usually get pissed, but so what? You're not getting what you want now, what is she going to do? ***** and moan and still not give you a helping hand. I've been going to spas for years. In my younger days I got turned on at the thought of a pretty young thing watching me play with myself, but not anymore. Stand up for yourself guys and say.

    "No HJ, No Tip!
    I'm going to message you spa.

  7. #2999
    Quote Originally Posted by SpaTrucker  [View Original Post]
    5 STARS!

    I have told many of them the same. No HJ, no tip! I am not going to pay someone to watch me jerk off. They usually get pissed, but so what? You're not getting what you want now, what is she going to do? ***** and moan and still not give you a helping hand. I've been going to spas for years. In my younger days I got turned on at the thought of a pretty young thing watching me play with myself, but not anymore. Stand up for yourself guys and say.

    "No HJ, No Tip!
    I agree with all that was said above. Would you go to a steak house and be happy to receive a packet of ketchup on your plate instead of the steak you wanted?

  8. #2998

    Damn right

    Quote Originally Posted by spatrucker  [View Original Post]
    5 stars!

    I have told many of them the same. No hj, no tip! I am not going to pay someone to watch me jerk off. They usually get pissed, but so what? You're not getting what you want now, what is she going to do? ***** and moan and still not give you a helping hand. I've been going to spas for years. In my younger days i got turned on at the thought of a pretty young thing watching me play with myself, but not anymore. Stand up for yourself guys and say.

    "no hj, no tip!
    a big hell yeah!

  9. #2997
    Quote Originally Posted by JoeDeertay  [View Original Post]
    Ok guys I need all of you that frequent these no good, tease and rub massage places, to stop going. All of you that have gave these winches tips for having them watch YOU jerk yourself off, have absolutely ruined everything. I was over in Vestavia today and after waking up stiff as hell this morning I decided to go into Kung Fu. Wasn't looking for anything other than some relief. No cars around in the parking lot, and wasn't sure they were open. As I got closer I saw the sign on so I went in. Was led to the room by a butterface. I told her 60 minutes and got undressed. She came back in, asked the obligatory "you want soft, medium or hard?" I told her I was stiff all over especially in my lower back, butt and hamstrings, but I wanted an all over massage. She starts oiling me up and she has so much oil on me that actually working a muscle is impossible. I commented that she has too much oil and what she's doing isn't accomplishing anything. Of course when you tell them something other than basic questions, they all go Sammy Sosa on you. She moves down toward my lower back and ass and adds more oil and starts the rubbing in between the cheeks and down towards the gooch and stays there for at least 25 minutes. Just a soft, oily rub all around my ass and inner thighs. After awhile I flip, she turns out the lights and adds oil to my stomach and starts rubbing around, so I just take her hand and move it toward my dick and she pulls away and says "oh no, can't do that. " She said " you can do, I get oil. " I said "I don't want to do it, I want you to do it. " "Oh no can't. " So I tell her, "I can't give you a tip. " "No teep, why not?" I told her that I didn't tip for regular service. Then she says "I give good massage, right?" I said, "no, actually it wasn't good. It was a waste of time. " And of course she's lost all comprehension of the English language. So I say "no good!" I told her if she wants a tip, then she should get busy. She says no again. Says "I can do and she rubs all around it. " I said no thanks. And then she starts with the "everyone gives something. They do themselves and teep me. " I said I'm not everyone and I'm not tipping you for something I can do for free. So the massage was over at this point. She picks up her little bucket of tools and opens the door, slams it and leaves. I get dressed, and count my money before I open the door. I'm not giving this ***** a penny over $60. I go out and she hands me a water, I giver her the money and she counts it and says AGAIN "what, no teep?" "I told her I'm not giving you a fucking tip for doing nothing. You're lucky I give you that. And she says "everyone give a teep of at least $10. " I told her again that I wasn't giving her a mother fucking thing, and that her massage sucked and it was a waste of my time and money. So she tells me"you no come back. " I tell her to fuck off and then leave. All of that bullshit was directly related to each one of you that have gone in there, and all the other places around town that do business the same fucking way, and tipped the bitches for nothing. Other than why'all putting on a show jacking off for them. So, I'm asking you. Stop fucking going in these places. Kung Fu, both places in Alabaster, Homewood, the two in Trussville, Sunny, Foot, H, and other place you all continuously go to. For the most part the reason they are there, which is to give massages, they aren't very good at that. Now they are a few places on that list that at one time, when all the planet's were aligned some rogue girl gave a helping hand. But not anymore. They need to go. If you all choose to go and get massages at any of these places, pay the massage and nothing else. But I would really like it you all would get behind this and just boycott them. You do that for a month or two and their business will start to suffer and they'll be gone.
    5 STARS!

    I have told many of them the same. No HJ, no tip! I am not going to pay someone to watch me jerk off. They usually get pissed, but so what? You're not getting what you want now, what is she going to do? ***** and moan and still not give you a helping hand. I've been going to spas for years. In my younger days I got turned on at the thought of a pretty young thing watching me play with myself, but not anymore. Stand up for yourself guys and say.

    "No HJ, No Tip!

  10. #2996

    Boycott

    Ok guys I need all of you that frequent these no good, tease and rub massage places, to stop going. All of you that have gave these winches tips for having them watch YOU jerk yourself off, have absolutely ruined everything. I was over in Vestavia today and after waking up stiff as hell this morning I decided to go into Kung Fu. Wasn't looking for anything other than some relief. No cars around in the parking lot, and wasn't sure they were open. As I got closer I saw the sign on so I went in. Was led to the room by a butterface. I told her 60 minutes and got undressed. She came back in, asked the obligatory "you want soft, medium or hard?" I told her I was stiff all over especially in my lower back, butt and hamstrings, but I wanted an all over massage. She starts oiling me up and she has so much oil on me that actually working a muscle is impossible. I commented that she has too much oil and what she's doing isn't accomplishing anything. Of course when you tell them something other than basic questions, they all go Sammy Sosa on you. She moves down toward my lower back and ass and adds more oil and starts the rubbing in between the cheeks and down towards the gooch and stays there for at least 25 minutes. Just a soft, oily rub all around my ass and inner thighs. After awhile I flip, she turns out the lights and adds oil to my stomach and starts rubbing around, so I just take her hand and move it toward my dick and she pulls away and says "oh no, can't do that. " She said " you can do, I get oil. " I said "I don't want to do it, I want you to do it. " "Oh no can't. " So I tell her, "I can't give you a tip. " "No teep, why not?" I told her that I didn't tip for regular service. Then she says "I give good massage, right?" I said, "no, actually it wasn't good. It was a waste of time. " And of course she's lost all comprehension of the English language. So I say "no good!" I told her if she wants a tip, then she should get busy. She says no again. Says "I can do and she rubs all around it. " I said no thanks. And then she starts with the "everyone gives something. They do themselves and teep me. " I said I'm not everyone and I'm not tipping you for something I can do for free. So the massage was over at this point. She picks up her little bucket of tools and opens the door, slams it and leaves. I get dressed, and count my money before I open the door. I'm not giving this ***** a penny over $60. I go out and she hands me a water, I giver her the money and she counts it and says AGAIN "what, no teep?" "I told her I'm not giving you a fucking tip for doing nothing. You're lucky I give you that. And she says "everyone give a teep of at least $10. " I told her again that I wasn't giving her a mother fucking thing, and that her massage sucked and it was a waste of my time and money. So she tells me"you no come back. " I tell her to fuck off and then leave. All of that bullshit was directly related to each one of you that have gone in there, and all the other places around town that do business the same fucking way, and tipped the bitches for nothing. Other than why'all putting on a show jacking off for them. So, I'm asking you. Stop fucking going in these places. Kung Fu, both places in Alabaster, Homewood, the two in Trussville, Sunny, Foot, H, and other place you all continuously go to. For the most part the reason they are there, which is to give massages, they aren't very good at that. Now they are a few places on that list that at one time, when all the planet's were aligned some rogue girl gave a helping hand. But not anymore. They need to go. If you all choose to go and get massages at any of these places, pay the massage and nothing else. But I would really like it you all would get behind this and just boycott them. You do that for a month or two and their business will start to suffer and they'll be gone.

  11. #2995

    Lotus

    Looks like Lotus is back up and going. Anyone paid a visit please PM.

    Bamaguy.

  12. #2994
    Quote Originally Posted by JoeDeertay  [View Original Post]
    You're not going to get anything so don't waste your time. It was, and always will be a waste of money.
    True that. I wish I could strike a deal with these guys that keep frequenting these tease joints where there's nothing available and they would give me half the money that they're going to spend there and then once they have a boring lame ass do nothing session I would give half of that money back to them and we would both be happier. Those places are such a terrible waste of time and you can go back as many times as you want and you're not going to do anything but leave with blue balls and a light wallet. MJ.

  13. #2993
    You're not going to get anything so don't waste your time. It was, and always will be a waste of money.

    Quote Originally Posted by Atp205  [View Original Post]
    Has anyone been to Panda recently? I'm going again in 5 weeks and I would like insight from other people's experiences there. So, that I can hopefully get more out of my second visit.

  14. #2992
    Has anyone been to Panda recently? I'm going again in 5 weeks and I would like insight from other people's experiences there. So, that I can hopefully get more out of my second visit.

  15. #2991

    Yoshiko

    Just want to say hi to the Bham members. I remember Yoshiko, "Q", and friends from long ago. Was the best AMP I had ever been to, bar none. Wish I could find a place like that again here in the midatlantic.

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