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  1. #872
    Quote Originally Posted by SaintChuck  [View Original Post]
    Last week I was in Oswego and I stopped at the new place on Orchard road. It is almost comical the way that this strip mall is built. If you are driving south on Orchard, you need to make about 6 right turns to get into this parking lot. It is like a maze. When I got inside there was an older Chinese woman walking around the lobby, and she was dressed like a slob. The Chinese woman behind the counter was ok looking and she was dressed like she was ready for the prom. I went to the counter and started talking to the prom queen. I have been to a lot of AMP's and I have never been to a place that pushes so hard to try to get you to take the 4 hands massage. I told the prom queen that I wasn't interested and that I wanted a simple 2 hands massage from her. There really isn't much else to report on this place. At one point the prom queen put some oil on her stubby strong little hands and gave me a painful jackhammer finish. Also, due to lack of business at this place be prepared to be shorted on time if another Monger walks in during your session. If you have 3rd degree burns on your hands and you can't DIY, then I would recommend this place. Otherwise, keep driving and find a better place. SaintChuck.
    Great report SC!

    And let's not forget that you park in front next to the Subway for all to see!

  2. #871

    Excellent

    I hope you get your free massage.

    Quote Originally Posted by HornyDog#2  [View Original Post]
    SaintChuck,

    Amusing comment about the 6 right turns (the amazing thing is that you are not even exaggerating, as you do indeed need to make 6 turns, although two of them are left rather than all 6 being right). I guess I can somewhat understand where you are coming from with your post, but my experience has not been quite as negative. I saw another post replying to yours that stated that they initially thought that this place had a lot of promise, but then it has gone downhill. I somewhat agree, but I guess I'm still not quite as negative as the other poster.

    I've been there a total of 3 times. Although the place is a slightly longer drive for me than some other places, it's not an outrageous drive, so I went there after seeing a positive review shortly after they opened. On my first visit, my thought was that the place wasn't anything truly exceptional, but I felt that it was slightly better than average (both in terms of massage quality and the level 1 finish), so I figured it was worth another try. On my second visit, I had the same girl as my first visit (not the same girl I had seen a review of). She recognized me, and did a very different massage than my first visit; the whole massage was light touch with lots of teasing. In terms of actual massage quality, it obviously was not a real massage, but I loved it. On my third visit, I drew a different MT. I don't remember her name, but she definitely was not dressed as a prom queen, so it was not likely the same MT that you had. This session was easily the worst of my three visits. I wouldn't rate it as bad, but unlike my first visit that I considered slightly better than average, I would rate this visit as slightly less than average.

    Based on my three visits, it's tough to conclude whether the place itself has gone downhill, or if the lesser experience of the third visit was primarily due to the fact that I had a different provider than the first two visits. However, on these three visits, there was never even a mention (much less a hard upsell) of 4-hand, so my experience was definitely different than yours in this regard. Also, I don't believe that I have been shorted on time for any of my visits.

  3. #870
    Quote Originally Posted by SaintChuck  [View Original Post]
    Last week I was in Oswego and I stopped at the new place on Orchard road. It is almost comical the way that this strip mall is built. If you are driving south on Orchard, you need to make about 6 right turns to get into this parking lot. It is like a maze. When I got inside there was an older Chinese woman walking around the lobby, and she was dressed like a slob. The Chinese woman behind the counter was ok looking and she was dressed like she was ready for the prom. I went to the counter and started talking to the prom queen. I have been to a lot of AMP's and I have never been to a place that pushes so hard to try to get you to take the 4 hands massage. I told the prom queen that I wasn't interested and that I wanted a simple 2 hands massage from her. There really isn't much else to report on this place. At one point the prom queen put some oil on her stubby strong little hands and gave me a painful jackhammer finish. Also, due to lack of business at this place be prepared to be shorted on time if another Monger walks in during your session. If you have 3rd degree burns on your hands and you can't DIY, then I would recommend this place. Otherwise, keep driving and find a better place. SaintChuck.
    SaintChuck,

    Amusing comment about the 6 right turns (the amazing thing is that you are not even exaggerating, as you do indeed need to make 6 turns, although two of them are left rather than all 6 being right). I guess I can somewhat understand where you are coming from with your post, but my experience has not been quite as negative. I saw another post replying to yours that stated that they initially thought that this place had a lot of promise, but then it has gone downhill. I somewhat agree, but I guess I'm still not quite as negative as the other poster.

    I've been there a total of 3 times. Although the place is a slightly longer drive for me than some other places, it's not an outrageous drive, so I went there after seeing a positive review shortly after they opened. On my first visit, my thought was that the place wasn't anything truly exceptional, but I felt that it was slightly better than average (both in terms of massage quality and the level 1 finish), so I figured it was worth another try. On my second visit, I had the same girl as my first visit (not the same girl I had seen a review of). She recognized me, and did a very different massage than my first visit; the whole massage was light touch with lots of teasing. In terms of actual massage quality, it obviously was not a real massage, but I loved it. On my third visit, I drew a different MT. I don't remember her name, but she definitely was not dressed as a prom queen, so it was not likely the same MT that you had. This session was easily the worst of my three visits. I wouldn't rate it as bad, but unlike my first visit that I considered slightly better than average, I would rate this visit as slightly less than average.

    Based on my three visits, it's tough to conclude whether the place itself has gone downhill, or if the lesser experience of the third visit was primarily due to the fact that I had a different provider than the first two visits. However, on these three visits, there was never even a mention (much less a hard upsell) of 4-hand, so my experience was definitely different than yours in this regard. Also, I don't believe that I have been shorted on time for any of my visits.

  4. #869
    Quote Originally Posted by SaintChuck  [View Original Post]
    Last week I was in Oswego and I stopped at the new place on Orchard road. It is almost comical the way that this strip mall is built. If you are driving south on Orchard, you need to make about 6 right turns to get into this parking lot. It is like a maze. When I got inside there was an older Chinese woman walking around the lobby, and she was dressed like a slob. The Chinese woman behind the counter was ok looking and she was dressed like she was ready for the prom. I went to the counter and started talking to the prom queen. I have been to a lot of AMP's and I have never been to a place that pushes so hard to try to get you to take the 4 hands massage. I told the prom queen that I wasn't interested and that I wanted a simple 2 hands massage from her. There really isn't much else to report on this place. At one point the prom queen put some oil on her stubby strong little hands and gave me a painful jackhammer finish. Also, due to lack of business at this place be prepared to be shorted on time if another Monger walks in during your session. If you have 3rd degree burns on your hands and you can't DIY, then I would recommend this place. Otherwise, keep driving and find a better place. SaintChuck.
    SaintChuck,

    Amusing comment about the 6 right turns (the amazing thing is that you are not even exaggerating, as you do indeed need to make 6 turns, although two of them are left rather than all 6 being right). I guess I can somewhat understand where you are coming from with your post, but my experience has not been quite as negative. I saw another post replying to yours that stated that they initially thought that this place had a lot of promise, but then it has gone downhill. I somewhat agree, but I guess I'm still not quite as negative as the other poster.

    I've been there a total of 3 times. Although the place is a slightly longer drive for me than some other places, it's not an outrageous drive, so I went there after seeing a positive review shortly after they opened. On my first visit, my thought was that the place wasn't anything truly exceptional, but I felt that it was slightly better than average (both in terms of massage quality and the level 1 finish), so I figured it was worth another try. On my second visit, I had the same girl as my first visit (not the same girl I had seen a review of). She recognized me, and did a very different massage than my first visit; the whole massage was light touch with lots of teasing. In terms of actual massage quality, it obviously was not a real massage, but I loved it. On my third visit, I drew a different MT. I don't remember her name, but she definitely was not dressed as a prom queen, so it was not likely the same MT that you had. This session was easily the worst of my three visits. I wouldn't rate it as bad, but unlike my first visit that I considered slightly better than average, I would rate this visit as slightly less than average.

    Based on my three visits, it's tough to conclude whether the place itself has gone downhill, or if the lesser experience of the third visit was primarily due to the fact that I had a different provider than the first two visits. However, on these three visits, there was never even a mention (much less a hard upsell) of 4-hand, so my experience was definitely different than yours in this regard. Also, I don't believe that I have been shorted on time for any of my visits.

  5. #868

    +1

    We need more good reports like this. This place started out promising but hit the curb fast. How about this. Learn how to give outstanding massages, not the same half ass rubbing and maybe business would be better. What a concept, LOL.

    Quote Originally Posted by SaintChuck  [View Original Post]
    Last week I was in Oswego and I stopped at the new place on Orchard road. It is almost comical the way that this strip mall is built. If you are driving south on Orchard, you need to make about 6 right turns to get into this parking lot. It is like a maze. When I got inside there was an older Chinese woman walking around the lobby, and she was dressed like a slob. The Chinese woman behind the counter was ok looking and she was dressed like she was ready for the prom. I went to the counter and started talking to the prom queen. I have been to a lot of AMP's and I have never been to a place that pushes so hard to try to get you to take the 4 hands massage. I told the prom queen that I wasn't interested and that I wanted a simple 2 hands massage from her. There really isn't much else to report on this place. At one point the prom queen put some oil on her stubby strong little hands and gave me a painful jackhammer finish. Also, due to lack of business at this place be prepared to be shorted on time if another Monger walks in during your session. If you have 3rd degree burns on your hands and you can't DIY, then I would recommend this place. Otherwise, keep driving and find a better place. SaintChuck.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jadedone  [View Original Post]
    LOL. Your posts always crack me up.

  6. #867
    Quote Originally Posted by SaintChuck  [View Original Post]
    Last week I was in Oswego and I stopped at the new place on Orchard road. It is almost comical the way that this strip mall is built. If you are driving south on Orchard, you need to make about 6 right turns to get into this parking lot. It is like a maze. When I got inside there was an older Chinese woman walking around the lobby, and she was dressed like a slob. The Chinese woman behind the counter was ok looking and she was dressed like she was ready for the prom. I went to the counter and started talking to the prom queen. I have been to a lot of AMP's and I have never been to a place that pushes so hard to try to get you to take the 4 hands massage. I told the prom queen that I wasn't interested and that I wanted a simple 2 hands massage from her. There really isn't much else to report on this place. At one point the prom queen put some oil on her stubby strong little hands and gave me a painful jackhammer finish. Also, due to lack of business at this place be prepared to be shorted on time if another Monger walks in during your session. If you have 3rd degree burns on your hands and you can't DIY, then I would recommend this place. Otherwise, keep driving and find a better place. SaintChuck.
    LOL. Your posts always crack me up.

  7. #866

    Orchard

    Last week I was in Oswego and I stopped at the new place on Orchard road. It is almost comical the way that this strip mall is built. If you are driving south on Orchard, you need to make about 6 right turns to get into this parking lot. It is like a maze. When I got inside there was an older Chinese woman walking around the lobby, and she was dressed like a slob. The Chinese woman behind the counter was ok looking and she was dressed like she was ready for the prom. I went to the counter and started talking to the prom queen. I have been to a lot of AMP's and I have never been to a place that pushes so hard to try to get you to take the 4 hands massage. I told the prom queen that I wasn't interested and that I wanted a simple 2 hands massage from her. There really isn't much else to report on this place. At one point the prom queen put some oil on her stubby strong little hands and gave me a painful jackhammer finish. Also, due to lack of business at this place be prepared to be shorted on time if another Monger walks in during your session. If you have 3rd degree burns on your hands and you can't DIY, then I would recommend this place. Otherwise, keep driving and find a better place. SaintChuck.

  8. #865
    Decided to check out the new place just south of fox valley Mall. I drew Yu. Massage itself was ok, nothing special. She did allow roaming and spent plenty of time teasing. On the flip, she took her boobs out, without asking. (This was a first for me). She had a skilled finish. She cleaned up and finished the massage.

    Standard tip. I'll have to make my way back to see who else is there.

  9. #864
    Level 1 is all you get here.

    Quote Originally Posted by YTruck  [View Original Post]
    Made my way out to Montgomery and checked it out while I was in the area, drew Anna (or something like that, English was OK but had a thick accent), maybe about 40's but smaller in frame. Opted for the HH, which was perfect since she asked if I like medium or hard massage. Her "hard" massage was a solid medium for me and she really worked my back good.

    On the flip, offered anything else, went for level 1 since I was pretty tired. She worked it pretty good but used a good amount of oil. She did wipe me down with a rather hot towel after but overall I would visit again. . 8 damage.

    She also told me it wasn't busy because of "all the spas in the area," is this just something they say?

    (The printed sign about the "porn acts" and facing the "consequence" was amusing).

  10. #863

    Rosespeedydelivery. Montgomery

    First time this has ever happened to me. Walked in and got room right away. 30 minute option as always. The masseuse walked in and started the feather touch around the back end. I spread eagle and she starts yankin on Willy right away. Asks me to flip which I do right away and finishes me off with a two hand cross job that really did the trick. We locked eyes and she asked if I wanted massage and I said "you know what, I'm good and got dressed. First time after 20+ years. Still had time for lunch.

  11. #862
    Quote Originally Posted by AvgJoe  [View Original Post]
    One thing I cannot stand is laying on sheets that someone else has been on and for that reason alone I will never repeat to this place.
    AJ.
    Maybe its an age thing, but, wasn't there an agreement that "we" removed or attempt to remove the linen?

    Again, sorry for showing age and memory loss.

  12. #861

    (Another) Rose

    Made my way out to Montgomery and checked it out while I was in the area, drew Anna (or something like that, English was OK but had a thick accent), maybe about 40's but smaller in frame. Opted for the HH, which was perfect since she asked if I like medium or hard massage. Her "hard" massage was a solid medium for me and she really worked my back good.

    On the flip, offered anything else, went for level 1 since I was pretty tired. She worked it pretty good but used a good amount of oil. She did wipe me down with a rather hot towel after but overall I would visit again. . 8 damage.

    She also told me it wasn't busy because of "all the spas in the area," is this just something they say?

    (The printed sign about the "porn acts" and facing the "consequence" was amusing).

  13. #860

    LINS. Warrenville

    I've stopped by here a few times and from what I've seen the only one worth seeing is Amy but unfortunately that gets old. She gets the job done and is not bad looking but its the same scripted session each time. The session amounts to "oh you have a good body" many times, too much oil and asking if your OK 5 million times.

  14. #859
    Quote Originally Posted by DMichaels69  [View Original Post]
    I was wondering about this place. Again SSDD on tipping and upsell from what sounds like the typical very average MP.
    Yep, very average, but at least not a shutout! I figured worst case was a $40 lame massage.

  15. #858
    I was wondering about this place. Again SSDD on tipping and upsell from what sounds like the typical very average MP.

    Quote Originally Posted by BReyes  [View Original Post]
    Could not find a review on this place anywhere so TOFTT. Advertises alot on BP in Oswego and has a $40 hr special before 12 so I went out to seek my fortune. Seems I'm not the only one attracted by the special, got interrupted 3 x and there were two mongers in the front waiting when I came out!

    Drew (Nini?) , larger than usual rack, pretty, a 6/10 I guess. Virtually no massage even though I asked for hard. The teasing was obvious and she allowed me to roam as I pleased over her clothes. Game time was on but the tip question came up which I hate and then how much more for topless? They actually felt worth it so I went for the extra 20. Finish was not rushed and the puppies were worth the up charge although she's a tad on the plump side. Continued the attempted massage after and didn't' short the hour. Actually gave me her number after which was interesting. Not sure if I'd go back or if I'll call her but all in all an ok trip. Not recommended (this MT) if you want a massage but the rest was good. 40/60.

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