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  1. #558
    Quote Originally Posted by Wenger  [View Original Post]
    I think it was 160 for the tip so 240 total. The same old question on the $.

    -w.
    160 for the tip is outrageous. 60 would be a deal. If I misread, I apologize. You're right. Need to make the tip clear.

    Stinky Out.

  2. #557
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    Limp dick experience

    Quote Originally Posted by Magooski  [View Original Post]
    I was looking for something different and didn't connect with girls that post in Crest Hill. It was different all right! I got to my to the room around 11:12, mama said girl be right in. Nana shows up some 10 minutes later. Very pretty girl, hot Korean with nice bolt ons. Price was. 80 for the hour. She said I need to sit in the sauna while the shower water heated up. 10 15 minutes later she comes back and we go to the shower. Not much of a talker and I asked about some other girls who used to work there. TS was nice, little butt action and massage. Flip side nice attention down under. Get to the room and she disappears again. Massage started out nice enough, it could have been better and longer to get the blood flowing. 10 minutes and she said turn over. She did some light running and I rubbed her sweet ass. I asked her if she liked to have fun and I said I liked everything. She said why not and held out her hands like she was holding a plate. I said $. 40, she said $. 60. I said $. 40, but she wanted $. 60. It's been a long time since I had a hot Asian chick, so I said if she'll be my girlfriend. She smiled. I gave her the money and she started taking her cloths off. Very sexy. I kissed her kneck and shoulders a bit. Then she said NO when I asked her for some tounge. I wasn't too happy, but told her ladies first. I gave her some great DATY and she was really into it and came for me. Then she covered me up and started giving some great head. But my buddy wasn't cooperating with me, despite vitamin v.

    We did some 69 and she was fucking my face. Still no boner. I had her give me a pussyslide, which felt nice. But we just didn't have that connection and she turned me off a bit. I finally called it quits and she disappears again. I started getting dressed and she came back in with a hot cloth with disinfectant on it. She said we really busy and can't walk me out. It's was now 12:15. She said see you next time. I said maybe. Momma was waiting in the hallway and said see you next time, see you soon. I asked for a water because I was thirsty. The final straw was the cap went flying off when I went to open it. It was already open! WTF, they do refills? It was not worth the time driving out there for a shit time. I'm a sucker because I caved in, $$. 40 out the window. I could have gone to Crystal for a limp dick experience and hour round trip. Needless to say, I won't repeat!
    This is exactly why I have been sticking to the Asian Apartments. 240 and you could not get into it. I pay 200 for a full hour and as soon as I step in the door the girl is all over me and I am old and slightly over weight. Plus you get to shower together, BBBJ while drying you off, and sometimes even two pops.

  3. #556
    Quote Originally Posted by MrStinky  [View Original Post]
    Guess I'm just dumb as a load of bricks but, you pay 60 besides the 80 door fee and you get DATY, some dick licking and covered F / S. 69 and probably a stinky finger and that's not good enough because the little guy couldn't do his job? From the way you explained it, the girl should be pissed. 140 for a lukewarm massage and some hot pussy play is a deal in Rockford. I've been to this place and the old 7 Spa and never been let down. 7 was pricey, but you pay for what you get. If I'm wrong, please enlighten me.

    Stinky Out.
    I think it was 160 for the tip so 240 total. The same old question on the $.

    -w.

  4. #555

    I Don't Understand.

    Quote Originally Posted by DMichaels69  [View Original Post]
    This place sucks! Last time I was there the lady wanted the tip before, I said no, she threw a fit and left. Never returned. This place is off my list for good. You tipped before and you overpaid for a lack luster performance so lesson learned.
    Guess I'm just dumb as a load of bricks but, you pay 60 besides the 80 door fee and you get DATY, some dick licking and covered F / S. 69 and probably a stinky finger and that's not good enough because the little guy couldn't do his job? From the way you explained it, the girl should be pissed. 140 for a lukewarm massage and some hot pussy play is a deal in Rockford. I've been to this place and the old 7 Spa and never been let down. 7 was pricey, but you pay for what you get. If I'm wrong, please enlighten me.

    Stinky Out.

  5. #554
    This place sucks! Last time I was there the lady wanted the tip before, I said no, she threw a fit and left. Never returned. This place is off my list for good. You tipped before and you overpaid for a lack luster performance so lesson learned.

    Quote Originally Posted by Magooski  [View Original Post]
    I was looking for something different and didn't connect with girls that post in Crest Hill. It was different all right! I got to my to the room around 11:12, mama said girl be right in. Nana shows up some 10 minutes later. Very pretty girl, hot Korean with nice bolt ons. Price was. 80 for the hour. She said I need to sit in the sauna while the shower water heated up. 10 15 minutes later she comes back and we go to the shower. Not much of a talker and I asked about some other girls who used to work there. TS was nice, little butt action and massage. Flip side nice attention down under. Get to the room and she disappears again. Massage started out nice enough, it could have been better and longer to get the blood flowing. 10 minutes and she said turn over. She did some light running and I rubbed her sweet ass. I asked her if she liked to have fun and I said I liked everything. She said why not and held out her hands like she was holding a plate. I said $. 40, she said $. 60. I said $. 40, but she wanted $. 60. It's been a long time since I had a hot Asian chick, so I said if she'll be my girlfriend. She smiled. I gave her the money and she started taking her cloths off. Very sexy. I kissed her kneck and shoulders a bit. Then she said NO when I asked her for some tounge. I wasn't too happy, but told her ladies first. I gave her some great DATY and she was really into it and came for me. Then she covered me up and started giving some great head. But my buddy wasn't cooperating with me, despite vitamin v.

    We did some 69 and she was fucking my face. Still no boner. I had her give me a pussyslide, which felt nice. But we just didn't have that connection and she turned me off a bit. I finally called it quits and she disappears again. I started getting dressed and she came back in with a hot cloth with disinfectant on it. She said we really busy and can't walk me out. It's was now 12:15. She said see you next time. I said maybe. Momma was waiting in the hallway and said see you next time, see you soon. I asked for a water because I was thirsty. The final straw was the cap went flying off when I went to open it. It was already open! WTF, they do refills? It was not worth the time driving out there for a shit time. I'm a sucker because I caved in, $$. 40 out the window. I could have gone to Crystal for a limp dick experience and hour round trip. Needless to say, I won't repeat!

  6. #553

    Sun Spa in Morris

    I was looking for something different and didn't connect with girls that post in Crest Hill. It was different all right! I got to my to the room around 11:12, mama said girl be right in. Nana shows up some 10 minutes later. Very pretty girl, hot Korean with nice bolt ons. Price was. 80 for the hour. She said I need to sit in the sauna while the shower water heated up. 10 15 minutes later she comes back and we go to the shower. Not much of a talker and I asked about some other girls who used to work there. TS was nice, little butt action and massage. Flip side nice attention down under. Get to the room and she disappears again. Massage started out nice enough, it could have been better and longer to get the blood flowing. 10 minutes and she said turn over. She did some light running and I rubbed her sweet ass. I asked her if she liked to have fun and I said I liked everything. She said why not and held out her hands like she was holding a plate. I said $. 40, she said $. 60. I said $. 40, but she wanted $. 60. It's been a long time since I had a hot Asian chick, so I said if she'll be my girlfriend. She smiled. I gave her the money and she started taking her cloths off. Very sexy. I kissed her kneck and shoulders a bit. Then she said NO when I asked her for some tounge. I wasn't too happy, but told her ladies first. I gave her some great DATY and she was really into it and came for me. Then she covered me up and started giving some great head. But my buddy wasn't cooperating with me, despite vitamin v.

    We did some 69 and she was fucking my face. Still no boner. I had her give me a pussyslide, which felt nice. But we just didn't have that connection and she turned me off a bit. I finally called it quits and she disappears again. I started getting dressed and she came back in with a hot cloth with disinfectant on it. She said we really busy and can't walk me out. It's was now 12:15. She said see you next time. I said maybe. Momma was waiting in the hallway and said see you next time, see you soon. I asked for a water because I was thirsty. The final straw was the cap went flying off when I went to open it. It was already open! WTF, they do refills? It was not worth the time driving out there for a shit time. I'm a sucker because I caved in, $$. 40 out the window. I could have gone to Crystal for a limp dick experience and hour round trip. Needless to say, I won't repeat!

  7. #552

    Mole Lady

    Quote Originally Posted by Morrisman  [View Original Post]
    I have been going there for the last couple weeks hoping I can build up to more than standard. There is a woman with a mole on her forehead- not sure if she is a mamasan. When I went to leave hot older girl popped out. I have seen two older girls and the young ridiculously hot girl as well. Standard but with a really good massage. Repeating gets a bit more roaming mileage. I saw the young hot girl on a Wednesday. They seem to have set work days. Was keeping quiet about this but I see others have visited now. The massage itself is worth the drive.
    I just left the place. They close at 10 pm. Got the massage from the older lady. It was a dam good Massage no finish. Could it have been because they were closing and in a rush. I'll have to try another day. I will sleep well though.

  8. #551

    Plainfield

    Quote Originally Posted by JolietMike1969  [View Original Post]
    Was celestial massage. New owners. New staff. Standard finish with an actual great massage. Standard rates apply.
    I have been going there for the last couple weeks hoping I can build up to more than standard. There is a woman with a mole on her forehead- not sure if she is a mamasan. When I went to leave hot older girl popped out. I have seen two older girls and the young ridiculously hot girl as well. Standard but with a really good massage. Repeating gets a bit more roaming mileage. I saw the young hot girl on a Wednesday. They seem to have set work days. Was keeping quiet about this but I see others have visited now. The massage itself is worth the drive.

  9. #550

    Indeed

    Quote Originally Posted by Wenger  [View Original Post]
    Is this the one by Fox's Pub?

    -w.
    Yes that is the place. Saw 2 older and one younger. I've had the 2 older, still trying to catch the younger one.

  10. #549
    I think it is. There is also one close to foxes and down the road I think.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wenger  [View Original Post]
    Is this the one by Fox's Pub?

    -w.

  11. #548
    Quote Originally Posted by JolietMike1969  [View Original Post]
    Was celestial massage. New owners. New staff. Standard finish with an actual great massage. Standard rates apply.
    Is this the one by Fox's Pub?

    -w.

  12. #547
    Quote Originally Posted by JolietMike1969  [View Original Post]
    Took my fwb to a place in orland / tinley. Couples massage then they had a couples room with a steam shower. We had fun in there.
    This may seem like a silly question, but did they provide a happy ending for both of you, or did you have to do it yourself? I'm a pervert who needs to know. LOL.

    Stinky Out.

  13. #546

    I have

    Quote Originally Posted by Noob2017  [View Original Post]
    This might be a dumb question, but has anyone ever taken a female friend with to one of these places? I see they offer a couples room. I have a friend down in that area who gives just terrible massages, so I thought it would be fun to take her to get a massage so she can see how it's done.
    Took my fwb to a place in orland / tinley. Couples massage then they had a couples room with a steam shower. We had fun in there.

  14. #545

    Plainfield Massage

    Was celestial massage. New owners. New staff. Standard finish with an actual great massage. Standard rates apply.

  15. #544
    Quote Originally Posted by GogglesPizzano  [View Original Post]
    Massage was OK, DIY is all that was offered in 2 attempts for me.
    This might be a dumb question, but has anyone ever taken a female friend with to one of these places? I see they offer a couples room. I have a friend down in that area who gives just terrible massages, so I thought it would be fun to take her to get a massage so she can see how it's done.

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