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  1. #148
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    Zoso #2

    Holistic Touch & Gifts is the worst

    I answered a BP ad today http://annarbor.backpage.com/BodyRub...est-28/6945573 And had one of the worst experiences I have ever had.

    I was looking forward to a new location for me and I was happy to see another 'American Massage' place available. With the location of the ad in the 'Body Rub' section it should be a given that extra's will be available.

    I called ahead to set up an appointment and check on pricing and availability of the girls. I was told what the prices were and when I asked if the $10 off stated in the ad applies to all the available sessions I was told that she didn't know. I asked who was available and I was only told that it was two girls, one blonde and one brunette and both would be available. It was like pulling teeth to get that out of the gal on the phone.

    I showed up at the correct time and was told that only the blonde (Mary) was available. Mary turned out to be the person I spoke to on the phone. She is an unattractive, overweight. 50'ish woman. After paying for a massage and having to remind her of the $10 discount I was shown to the room.

    In the room Mary proceeded to ask me how my day was going and not 30 seconds after I answered her that it was find she asked the same question again. She took literally 5 minutes to light the many candles in the room and turn out the lights. During this time the door was wide open and I was told to go ahead and get undressed. I was still hopeful that Mary was just setting the scene and the real masseuse would be coming in.

    Unfortunately Mary finally closed the door and started the massage. After asking what I would like after only 5 minutes of me on my stomach she asked for the flip. She spent almost no time on the massage and what she did do was so lackluster that I was almost happy to move on.

    I shouldn't have been happy. There was absolutely nothing during this 20 minute experience that would ever make anyone happy. If I thought the massage on my stomach was lackluster then I should have waited for the flip. Never in all my years in the hobby have I ever been so disappointed with everything about a visit. After a few minutes I just got up, got dressed, and left.

    So anyway I would not recommend a visit to Holistic Touch & Gifts. Ever.

  2. #147
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    Kenzowilluta

    Any info on this lady

    Hey gents,

    Has anyone ever been to Trish and what to expect or not expect. Any info would be great.

    http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...tional/4494685

  3. #146
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    UltraDude
    Quote Originally Posted by ImmAFool  [View Original Post]
    There was a 3rd girl there for a week, but she is gone. I think it's just Yan the boss, and Nina. My experience is the same as yours, but I didn't know why. You think she read the forum?
    Nina told me that the boss could hear the squik squik squik sound that seemed to come at the end of all of Nina's massages. A friend of hers at the MP peeked at the computer records and Nina had gotten written up, qhich could be a problem for her if Uncle Leo decides to audit the place. So she's given up the fun stuff so she doesn't get deported. Last time I went you could still roam a bit but any dreams were the do-it-yourself type. Ironically, I think her massage is now better than it used to be.

  4. #145
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    Tremolo
    Quote Originally Posted by ImmAFool  [View Original Post]
    Dreamed I saw Lola in the morning. She comes in with a blender pitcher full of green slop. I ask about it, it's her breakfast, apples and cucumbers and a bunch of other stuff. She starts my massage and pauses to loudly slurp this slop right out of the pitcher. While she watches TV with the blue tooth close by. Then she starts farting. And, I second guess my ears, thinking it was some other noise, but no, I could smell it! She farted 3 times that I can confirm. So she is laying on my legs, I'm face down, and she reaches over for the pitcher of slop and spills it all over me. All the while babbling about the TV show, some Chinese lady had 6 kids. So she grabs a towel and wipes the slop off like no big deal, this happens all the time. F-ing unbelieveable, like the Twilight Zone. She actually gave a good, thorough massage and matter of fact HE, but I was dumbfounded at all the other crap going on. Now, I think it is hilarious. Had to share, I hope you laugh, cheers.
    Haha! That is a hilarious story! Thanks for sharing. I've had some unique experiences at Lola's. But yours is by far the weirdest I've heard of. I can't help but feel that she is sort of charming in her eccentric ways. She is a pretty strange girl.

    One time, right in the middle of her doing my handjob, she suddenly grabbed those silk Chinese fans hanging on her wall and started doing this classical Chinese dance to the music that was playing on her computer. She was naked and energetically dancing around the room waving those fans around, and I'm laying there watching her with a full erection. She's a really good dancer, actually. I just laughed and enjoyed the show. She eventually went back to what she was doing. She's always drinking weird stuff with bits of plants floating in it and things. Weird teas and other things. I think she's really funny.

  5. #144
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    ImmAFool
    Quote Originally Posted by UltraDude  [View Original Post]
    Were these recent dreams? And were they dreams of different girls or the same girls? I've dreamt of Nina a couple times, but after she got written up awhile ago the dreams weren't nearly as interesting anymore. Are there other girls at K&J that are fun to dream about too?
    There was a 3rd girl there for a week, but she is gone. I think it's just Yan the boss, and Nina. My experience is the same as yours, but I didn't know why. You think she read the forum?

  6. #143
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    ImmAFool

    Twilight Zone with Lola

    Dreamed I saw Lola in the morning. She comes in with a blender pitcher full of green slop. I ask about it, it's her breakfast, apples and cucumbers and a bunch of other stuff. She starts my massage and pauses to loudly slurp this slop right out of the pitcher. While she watches TV with the blue tooth close by. Then she starts farting. And, I second guess my ears, thinking it was some other noise, but no, I could smell it! She farted 3 times that I can confirm. So she is laying on my legs, I'm face down, and she reaches over for the pitcher of slop and spills it all over me. All the while babbling about the TV show, some Chinese lady had 6 kids. So she grabs a towel and wipes the slop off like no big deal, this happens all the time. F-ing unbelieveable, like the Twilight Zone. She actually gave a good, thorough massage and matter of fact HE, but I was dumbfounded at all the other crap going on. Now, I think it is hilarious. Had to share, I hope you laugh, cheers.

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    Sapper

    Lola A2

    Quote Originally Posted by JoesParty  [View Original Post]
    Saw Lola a couple weeks ago, my first time. Based on prior reports, I was pleasantly surprised to see that she is very attractive (as noted) but that her face seems to have cleared up. Looks like her pics in her BP / CL ads. Massage was ok; she is very chatty, although a bit difficult to understand. Was a bit distracted by her Chinese TV program playing (silently) on her computer, and she would occasionally sing along with her music. The bonuses: gave the massage in bra and panties, and she does have a nice body, and she took off the bra for the ending. Didn't mind a little groping, though I was pretty polite on this first visit. Prior reports indicate more is available. Kind of makes me want to try again.

    http://annarbor.backpage.com/Therape...assage/6673631
    Since her return from China in Sept. My experience with Lola is that she is no longer FS. Has anyone experienced otherwise?

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    UltraDude
    Quote Originally Posted by Gmoney11  [View Original Post]
    I know this is aqn old post to repsond to but I have had 3 pretty good dreams at KJ. Allowed to roam and had a great massage and more. I would recommend it was 60 plus 30.
    Were these recent dreams? And were they dreams of different girls or the same girls? I've dreamt of Nina a couple times, but after she got written up awhile ago the dreams weren't nearly as interesting anymore. Are there other girls at K&J that are fun to dream about too?

  9. #140
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    Gmoney11
    Quote Originally Posted by Easy Quick  [View Original Post]
    This place is regular legit place. Almost similar to massage place at the mall. Owned by a family, mid-aged couple and younger person probably their son works there. But did see the younger girl working who maybe their daughter.

    Try the younger girl and give us report.
    I know this is aqn old post to repsond to but I have had 3 pretty good dreams at KJ. Allowed to roam and had a great massage and more. I would recommend it was 60 plus 30.

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    Bigdikdanaler

    Karen

    Quote Originally Posted by JoesParty  [View Original Post]
    Could you give a little more of a physical description? Age? Weight? Etc. Thanks.

    Otherwise, very nice report.
    She is in her 50, s, slim, but just ok body, a bit of a belly but not bad at all for her age, she has great eyes if you like dark hair and light eyes, I wouldn't go to her for her looks, but service is great! And she is a sweet heart, just a very nice pleasant person, for the price massage and finish you can't beat it.

  11. #138
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    JoesParty

    Lola A2

    Saw Lola a couple weeks ago, my first time. Based on prior reports, I was pleasantly surprised to see that she is very attractive (as noted) but that her face seems to have cleared up. Looks like her pics in her BP / CL ads. Massage was ok; she is very chatty, although a bit difficult to understand. Was a bit distracted by her Chinese TV program playing (silently) on her computer, and she would occasionally sing along with her music. The bonuses: gave the massage in bra and panties, and she does have a nice body, and she took off the bra for the ending. Didn't mind a little groping, though I was pretty polite on this first visit. Prior reports indicate more is available. Kind of makes me want to try again.

    http://annarbor.backpage.com/Therape...assage/6673631

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    JoesParty

    Karen Ypsi

    Quote Originally Posted by Kenzowilluta  [View Original Post]
    http://annarbor.backpage.com/Therape...ervice/5507720

    She charges only. 6 for an hour of a very relaxing massage. Located in ypsi near St Joesph hospital. Very nice place, very calming nice shape. She did say she gives HE but not to everyone, she told me that she can sense the client in the first few minutes, we chatted about many things. She does give a great full body massage, I do recommend for the massage alone, the HE was a plus. She let me touch but keep on her spandex shorts and top, she was wearing no panties, she let me caress he bottom while finishing me off. It was my first visit. Very pleasant, I will get a massage from her again, and for the price and hot shower you can't beat it. Her hours are decent and she calls back.
    Could you give a little more of a physical description? Age? Weight? Etc. Thanks.

    Otherwise, very nice report.

  13. #136
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    Kenzowilluta

    BP Massage Therapy 3 miles of carpenter.

    http://annarbor.backpage.com/Therape...herapy/6727378

    She is very expensive, gives a holistic type massage, I went to her home / studio at 1am on a Wednesday morning. So I had the wrong intentions. The picture of her is wrong. She is an attractive late 30's early 40's just a little thick women. Good healthy size. She wore small shorts, which I couldn't see and an oversized sweatshirt that she wore the entire session. She made me shower head to toe prior to the massage, then prayed over my head before she started. She has nice legs but I couldn't see much more. On the flip she placed a condom on my member and I didn't know what to think. She continued the body massage then started a HJ and asked when was the last time that I went, I asked if she minded if touched her leg, she said yes she minds. She then took the condom off and asked if I wanted to finish, it was very akward. I said no its ok, and got dressed. The fee was $.3 and I was disappointed. She is married though, and couldn't assume her husband was ok with having a client man or woman arrive after 1am! But she invited me. That was my first time. I may have disrespected her last week, I texted her; is there another way to finish and she never responded. So. Take your chance if you can afford it, I am sure there are other affordable options. She is nice looking though.

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    Kenzowilluta

    BP Karen good choice

    http://annarbor.backpage.com/Therape...ervice/5507720 She charges only. 6 for an hour of a very relaxing massage. Located in ypsi near St Joesph hospital. Very nice place, very calming nice shape. She did say she gives HE but not to everyone, she told me that she can sense the client in the first few minutes, we chatted about many things. She does give a great full body massage, I do recommend for the massage alone, the HE was a plus. She let me touch but keep on her spandex shorts and top, she was wearing no panties, she let me caress he bottom while finishing me off. It was my first visit. Very pleasant, I will get a massage from her again, and for the price and hot shower you can't beat it. Her hours are decent and she calls back.

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    Kenzowilluta

    BP Marilyn exquisite massage canton

    Quote Originally Posted by TwistedBrother  [View Original Post]
    They both seem promising to me. They kinda have that genuine quality. I mean, I don't know what level of extras, but you should get a nice massage from a nice gal in either case. You should TOFTT
    Maryilyn, was nice talked alot but massage was decent. I was a first timer, she sounds bad on the phone but is pleasant in person. A very nice body, with a strong chest. She massaged my back for about 35-40 mins, then turned me over and she got fully undressed. Shaved cat, and nice tan but face is older. She proceeded to give me a nice very focused HJ and made me finish on her chest. She let me rub my hands between her legs, I asked before I acted though. If you are comfortable with her, she wil be the same with you I assume. I have a GF so I wasnt looking for anything else, I have seen she does more but I wasnt interested.

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