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  1. #6912

    Very Accurate

    I have gone to this (very easily accessible as you said) location twice in the past 9 months.

    I apologize for not remembering names however my first experience was very much like yours. I don't believe she was the same girl (this girl probably had c's and her face was 10/10, but still the hottest girl I've ever seen in this hobby by a long shot). Lame massage, decent HJ, some roaming allowed, but god was she smoking hot. Think twenty year old lingerie model. The second time I went the girl wasn't nearly as hot (still attractive, but in a "heroin chic" sort of way) and probably early 30's. There's better value to be had but there aren't many hot Caucasian "massage" providers in the greater Boston area which is too bad.

    Quote Originally Posted by Finder117  [View Original Post]
    This is going to be my longest, and most conflicted review that I've ever posted. It's going to be very long and in depth and will probably touch on many of my preferences which not everyone will share.

    This review is specifically about Maddie.

    I was on Snapchat and found MV1 to be posting pics / vids of "herself" and decided, fuck it, I'll take the plunge. I looked at reviews of other posters and realized I was about to pay $200 for a HJ, and even during discussions, she mentioned it was only a hand release. At the risk of sounding a bit stupid this is a lot like the $5 milkshake scene in Pulp fiction. That is a LOT of fucking money for a handjob. Perhaps too much. We'll talk more on that later.

    So I arrive at the place and I park in a commercial lot next door. I am on the phone with her looking for her and she sees me and says "turn around" I turn and about 50 feet away in the next building over there's this GORGEOUS 5'2"? 5'3"? College girl in sweatpants and a white tanktop. Before I forget to mention, the location is basically as convenient as it gets, there may be some considerations needed during rush hour, but otherwise, it's one of the best locations I've seen geographically for folks that drive. If you're a non-driver this could be a bit of a pain -- but why are you looking at South Shore providers anyways?

    I approach her and she lets me into the house that they work out of, and I notice the faint smell of smoke when I walk in. Ick. I hate that. Febreeze or smoke outside -- massages are about health and relaxation and perhaps I'm being really fucking picky here. Anyways, she didn't smell like smoke, at least I don't think so? During the hug when I arrived and the one before I left -- she remained really distant so it's not like I could smell her perfume.

    The room itself was clean and despite a strangely placed stripper pole that went from floor to ceiling, it was pretty much what I expected. The decor was definitely lighter than other places and there was a bra hanging from a coat rack in the corner. Her taste in music was modern pop / rap which she played on her cell phone. The atmosphere wasn't quite what I expected in a lot of ways, the music was a bit abrasive to begin with, but the fact that they didn't even spring for a bluetooth speaker was a little "eh" to me. A good one is like $50. Please just spring for one. Also -- it might be worth mentioning that there were no towels of any sort in the bathroom, and they didn't seem to have a towel heater for afterwards. While not a big deal at all -- it's just weird to go from paying $120 - 140 at a place that does Thai Massage to landing here and paying more and missing things like scented oils, febreezed entryways, heated towels, etc.

    I stripped down with her in the room (at her instruction), she left for a moment (to put the money in a safe or something?) after counting it out in front of me and came back about 2-3 minutes later topless and in a thong. I'm going to spend a lot of the latter part of this review talking about her looks. But to say the least, I was happy about that part.

    The rub itself was actually. Pretty. Bad. I really wish that it wasn't. I feel like that could have been the saving grace of all of this, is that I got a great back rub out of it. But it was abundantly clear from about 10 minutes on that this girl had a very basic understanding of the human anatomy and no real conception of how muscle groups work or how to apply pressure to relax them. She gave it an effort, but I feel like she's either not a kinetic learner, or she's never had a professional massage herself (and Maddie, if you're reading this and you want an example of one I will GLADLY spring for you to go get one at my expense).

    The conversation was all over the place, and it felt like she was either new to the hobby, or was on edge about something (Edit: I've talked to her about this since the time I wrote this and she feels as though I misunderstood her). I shared a few personal stories about myself, some that would hopefully make her laugh and while I got a couple of smiles, I just couldn't seem to get through to this girl, then I made the mistake of responding to the "why do you do this" question, which lead into a somewhat "ugh" conversation about being a "John" and it all just felt very accusational and derogatory to me (Edit: Again, this is just my opinion, upon talking to her after the fact she made it known that it wasn't her intention to make me feel this way). Don't get me wrong, I am aware that I'm in a moral grey area -- and that there are some girls that probably don't want to be doing this. At no point did she say that she wasn't, in fact when I asked about her origin story of getting into it, she said she was approached by some people and she was down for it. If that makes me a bad guy -- I'm sorry?

    The flip and the finish were also interesting and really different than what I've seen in the industry up until this point. The flip came roughly 33 minutes after the start of the session, which seemed a bit early, and I had already told her that I was timing the session and showed her my fitbit (though the topic was unrelated). I flipped and she gave me. And very confusing handjob, with full roaming up top, and light touching of her butt (which was in a thong), at one point I tried to run my hand over the front and she dodged back very hard. Clearly off limits. She did say to me when I asked if I could touch her that I could "Lightly and respectfully" -- I guess that a light hand on the buns or the boobs is respectful, but the front is disrespectful. I don't really follow the logic but everyone has their own limits.

    The handjob itself was. Pretty good, but she looked like she wanted to be anywhere else than where she was while she was doing it. There was no eye contact at all, no excitement on her part. Just a fairly mechanical hand-finish. Damn.

    I came, and did so really hard (as I'll get to in just a moment she's very pretty), and essentially before I was even done cumming she had left the room. Damn. The $200 that I paid was for that 30 seconds before and the 1 minute after. That's what it's all about! Where are you going? Because I promise you it can wait.

    5 minutes later (which brings us to minute 43 for those counting) she comes back with some warm washcloths and lightly rubs down my legs and my chest which got some oil on it. She then instructed me to put my clothes back on. I didn't protest, despite being shorted about 12-13 minutes at that point. While putting my clothes on she was smiling and seemed a bit more happy / laid back / relaxed, I gave her a few compliments on her looks, thanked her for her time, and parted ways with her.

    Now. Based off of everything I've written above, the performance seems like it was shitty, right? Well. Here's the kicker. Maddie was one of the most attractive providers that I've ever seen in my life. Her hair was perfect. Her figure was perfect. She had a BEAUTIFUL smile. Her tits (which I asked her about not once, not twice, but three times) appear to be real, and they are arguably the best tits that I've ever laid my hands on in my life, top three easily. They are a full D-cup on her thin frame. They are gravity-defyingly perky and they are truly a sight to behold. I was literally SHOCKED when I saw that her tits were far prettier than they were in the pics on snapchat. Her face was about an 8/10, though either she was in a fairly bad mood, or she just has a really bad case of the resting ***** face. She looked utterly unamused for the majority of my time there even though I tried really hard to keep it light.

    After our session she mentioned that some of the other girls have slightly different menus, but she is strictly just hand finish and no variance for anybody for any reason. And I'll be honest, that is a fucking shame. This girl is WAY hotter than most strippers, escorts, or other professionals, and with MINOR adjustments to how she talks, the skills that she has, and how she acts, she could EASILY become my ATF. As it stands right now. It's hard to recommend her. I fucking HATE that I cannot recommend this girl. This girl has 100% of the things she needs to be charging more than she is, but it's just not developed yet. And that's just my opinion about her. YMMV. I have been trying to write this fucking review for 3 goddamn hours because I am so completely blown away by how pretty she was. And I want like hell for her to be successful and grow and for people to be happy with what they get from her.

    But at the end of the day, it was a $200 handjob and an uninspired massage that I can't recommend for what it was. If you're one of those guys that just wants a 10/10 beautiful girl to come jack you off after a forgettable massage, this is your girl.

    Breakdown:

    Attitude: 4. 5/10.

    Location: 9. 5/10.

    Appearance: 10/10.

    Massage Quality: 4/10.

    Finish Quality: 5/10.

    Value: x /10 (I honestly cannot make up my mind).

    Overall: I won't repeat. I really want for this to be a 1-off and next time for her to hug me and have it last a second too long, and for her to be smiling, and for her to just be more warm and open. But that's just not at all the vibe that I got. I want like hell for this girl to be my all time favorite. She's this gorgeous "girl next door" of your dreams type who despite my complaints above seems like she'd be a really cool girl to talk to. But instead of feeling that I got called a John and I got treated like one. Fuck.

  2. #6911
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    Posts: 944

    Quincy Massage

    I answered an ad for a 4 hand massage in Quincy. I first saw their ad which had a video of both of them nude out in a public park making out. That video is no longer posted. I called and was given their Quincy Center address and drove to their condo which is on a quiet side street with parking in a private off street lot. So you should have nothing to worry about. Called from the lot and was given the apt #. As I entered I was met with hugs from both and asked to squeeze each ones tits and tell them that I am not a cop. (LOL) The room that you see in the pics is the same room they do the massage in but it is not as messy. They use lotion for the massage. They don't clean it off well at the end so be prepared for that. The massage is not the bad. Of the 2 girl one is Stephanie she looks like she is on drugs her tits are ok but has no ass. The other girl is Catrina who is better looking then her pics and she is the better of the 2. She get in it all during the massage including deep between you cheeks but does not penetrate. (she will for more $) They let you tell them when you want to flip. After the flip the girl-girl show is on. You get a hr and full roaming on both girls. If you want more almost everything is up for grabs with more $. In the end I might repeat with both but will definitely repeat with Catrina. Their fees are funny, for 1 girl it is. 8 hh & 1. 0 hr. For 2 it is 1. 25 hh & 3. 0 for an hr. Now you could just get 2 half hours for 2. 5 and save. 5 if you do that let me know how you make out.

    Stephanie:

    Looks 5. 5.

    Body 6.

    Massage 6.

    Performance 7. 5.

    Catrina:

    Looks 7.

    Body 7. 5.

    Massage 9.

    Performance 10.

    http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Th...world/48642867

    Hi my name is Stephanie and I'm new to the body rub industry, but I promise not to disappoint. I offer an exceptional body rub in a clean, quiet and discreet location. Discreetion is a must for both you and I!! Private parking is also available. Ask me about 4 🙌127995; Call / text (617) 586-3495.

    No haggle.

    No private calls.

    Cancels will be blocked.

    http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Th...-with/48642882

    Hi! I am Catrina and I want to give you a body rub that will blow your mind. Whether you're looking for some quiet TLC or a rub to knock your socks off, I am your gal 😉 Call me to relieve some stress and cure your Monday Blues.

    Call or text for details (857) 220-7749.

    Ask about 4 🙌 Special.
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  3. #6910

    Perfectly said.

    I have had a half dozen experiences that generated the EXACT sentiments that you have described in your review. Most of the rest have been way better action with far lower looks. I have only ever met 1 girl that qualifies as my ATF, excelling in looks and attitude with a willingness to experiment freely in many areas. Alas she retired and moved a long ways away. The balance of P4 P that I have seen at all price points fall far below expectation and / or are too expensive to visit on the regular. The search continues but finding those diamonds in a sea of sand is difficult!

    Quote Originally Posted by Finder117  [View Original Post]
    This is going to be my longest, and most conflicted review that I've ever posted. It's going to be very long and in depth and will probably touch on many of my preferences which not everyone will share.

    This review is specifically about Maddie.

    I was on Snapchat and found MV1 to be posting pics / vids of "herself" and decided, fuck it, I'll take the plunge. I looked at reviews of other posters and realized I was about to pay $200 for a HJ, and even during discussions, she mentioned it was only a hand release. At the risk of sounding a bit stupid this is a lot like the $5 milkshake scene in Pulp fiction. That is a LOT of fucking money for a handjob. Perhaps too much. We'll talk more on that later.

    So I arrive at the place and I park in a commercial lot next door. I am on the phone with her looking for her and she sees me and says "turn around" I turn and about 50 feet away in the next building over there's this GORGEOUS 5'2"? 5'3"? College girl in sweatpants and a white tanktop. Before I forget to mention, the location is basically as convenient as it gets, there may be some considerations needed during rush hour, but otherwise, it's one of the best locations I've seen geographically for folks that drive. If you're a non-driver this could be a bit of a pain -- but why are you looking at South Shore providers anyways?

    I approach her and she lets me into the house that they work out of, and I notice the faint smell of smoke when I walk in. Ick. I hate that. Febreeze or smoke outside -- massages are about health and relaxation and perhaps I'm being really fucking picky here. Anyways, she didn't smell like smoke, at least I don't think so? During the hug when I arrived and the one before I left -- she remained really distant so it's not like I could smell her perfume.

    The room itself was clean and despite a strangely placed stripper pole that went from floor to ceiling, it was pretty much what I expected. The decor was definitely lighter than other places and there was a bra hanging from a coat rack in the corner. Her taste in music was modern pop / rap which she played on her cell phone. The atmosphere wasn't quite what I expected in a lot of ways, the music was a bit abrasive to begin with, but the fact that they didn't even spring for a bluetooth speaker was a little "eh" to me. A good one is like $50. Please just spring for one. Also -- it might be worth mentioning that there were no towels of any sort in the bathroom, and they didn't seem to have a towel heater for afterwards. While not a big deal at all -- it's just weird to go from paying $120 - 140 at a place that does Thai Massage to landing here and paying more and missing things like scented oils, febreezed entryways, heated towels, etc.

    I stripped down with her in the room (at her instruction), she left for a moment (to put the money in a safe or something?) after counting it out in front of me and came back about 2-3 minutes later topless and in a thong. I'm going to spend a lot of the latter part of this review talking about her looks. But to say the least, I was happy about that part.

    The rub itself was actually. Pretty. Bad. I really wish that it wasn't. I feel like that could have been the saving grace of all of this, is that I got a great back rub out of it. But it was abundantly clear from about 10 minutes on that this girl had a very basic understanding of the human anatomy and no real conception of how muscle groups work or how to apply pressure to relax them. She gave it an effort, but I feel like she's either not a kinetic learner, or she's never had a professional massage herself (and Maddie, if you're reading this and you want an example of one I will GLADLY spring for you to go get one at my expense).

    The conversation was all over the place, and it felt like she was either new to the hobby, or was on edge about something (Edit: I've talked to her about this since the time I wrote this and she feels as though I misunderstood her). I shared a few personal stories about myself, some that would hopefully make her laugh and while I got a couple of smiles, I just couldn't seem to get through to this girl, then I made the mistake of responding to the "why do you do this" question, which lead into a somewhat "ugh" conversation about being a "John" and it all just felt very accusational and derogatory to me (Edit: Again, this is just my opinion, upon talking to her after the fact she made it known that it wasn't her intention to make me feel this way). Don't get me wrong, I am aware that I'm in a moral grey area -- and that there are some girls that probably don't want to be doing this. At no point did she say that she wasn't, in fact when I asked about her origin story of getting into it, she said she was approached by some people and she was down for it. If that makes me a bad guy -- I'm sorry?

    The flip and the finish were also interesting and really different than what I've seen in the industry up until this point. The flip came roughly 33 minutes after the start of the session, which seemed a bit early, and I had already told her that I was timing the session and showed her my fitbit (though the topic was unrelated). I flipped and she gave me. And very confusing handjob, with full roaming up top, and light touching of her butt (which was in a thong), at one point I tried to run my hand over the front and she dodged back very hard. Clearly off limits. She did say to me when I asked if I could touch her that I could "Lightly and respectfully" -- I guess that a light hand on the buns or the boobs is respectful, but the front is disrespectful. I don't really follow the logic but everyone has their own limits.

    The handjob itself was. Pretty good, but she looked like she wanted to be anywhere else than where she was while she was doing it. There was no eye contact at all, no excitement on her part. Just a fairly mechanical hand-finish. Damn.

    I came, and did so really hard (as I'll get to in just a moment she's very pretty), and essentially before I was even done cumming she had left the room. Damn. The $200 that I paid was for that 30 seconds before and the 1 minute after. That's what it's all about! Where are you going? Because I promise you it can wait.

    5 minutes later (which brings us to minute 43 for those counting) she comes back with some warm washcloths and lightly rubs down my legs and my chest which got some oil on it. She then instructed me to put my clothes back on. I didn't protest, despite being shorted about 12-13 minutes at that point. While putting my clothes on she was smiling and seemed a bit more happy / laid back / relaxed, I gave her a few compliments on her looks, thanked her for her time, and parted ways with her.

    Now. Based off of everything I've written above, the performance seems like it was shitty, right? Well. Here's the kicker. Maddie was one of the most attractive providers that I've ever seen in my life. Her hair was perfect. Her figure was perfect. She had a BEAUTIFUL smile. Her tits (which I asked her about not once, not twice, but three times) appear to be real, and they are arguably the best tits that I've ever laid my hands on in my life, top three easily. They are a full D-cup on her thin frame. They are gravity-defyingly perky and they are truly a sight to behold. I was literally SHOCKED when I saw that her tits were far prettier than they were in the pics on snapchat. Her face was about an 8/10, though either she was in a fairly bad mood, or she just has a really bad case of the resting ***** face. She looked utterly unamused for the majority of my time there even though I tried really hard to keep it light.

    After our session she mentioned that some of the other girls have slightly different menus, but she is strictly just hand finish and no variance for anybody for any reason. And I'll be honest, that is a fucking shame. This girl is WAY hotter than most strippers, escorts, or other professionals, and with MINOR adjustments to how she talks, the skills that she has, and how she acts, she could EASILY become my ATF. As it stands right now. It's hard to recommend her. I fucking HATE that I cannot recommend this girl. This girl has 100% of the things she needs to be charging more than she is, but it's just not developed yet. And that's just my opinion about her. YMMV. I have been trying to write this fucking review for 3 goddamn hours because I am so completely blown away by how pretty she was. And I want like hell for her to be successful and grow and for people to be happy with what they get from her.

    But at the end of the day, it was a $200 handjob and an uninspired massage that I can't recommend for what it was. If you're one of those guys that just wants a 10/10 beautiful girl to come jack you off after a forgettable massage, this is your girl.

    Breakdown:

    Attitude: 4. 5/10.

    Location: 9. 5/10.

    Appearance: 10/10.

    Massage Quality: 4/10.

    Finish Quality: 5/10.

    Value: x /10 (I honestly cannot make up my mind).

    Overall: I won't repeat. I really want for this to be a 1-off and next time for her to hug me and have it last a second too long, and for her to be smiling, and for her to just be more warm and open. But that's just not at all the vibe that I got. I want like hell for this girl to be my all time favorite. She's this gorgeous "girl next door" of your dreams type who despite my complaints above seems like she'd be a really cool girl to talk to. But instead of feeling that I got called a John and I got treated like one. Fuck.

  4. #6909

    Venice. Awesome review

    Thank you! I was one of the ones on the fence. No one on this site could ask for a better review. I would only pay that if the massage was terrific, the lady was a sweetheart or more was offered. I chatted with them and there's something about those ladies that is odd. I'd go with a hot Thai provider if I was going to overpay.

    Thanks again.

    Quote Originally Posted by Finder117  [View Original Post]
    This is going to be my longest, and most conflicted review that I've ever posted. It's going to be very long and in depth and will probably touch on many of my preferences which not everyone will share.

    This review is specifically about Maddie.

    I was on Snapchat and found MV1 to be posting pics / vids of "herself" and decided, fuck it, I'll take the plunge. I looked at reviews of other posters and realized I was about to pay $200 for a HJ, and even during discussions, she mentioned it was only a hand release. At the risk of sounding a bit stupid this is a lot like the $5 milkshake scene in Pulp fiction. That is a LOT of fucking money for a handjob. Perhaps too much. We'll talk more on that later.

    So I arrive at the place and I park in a commercial lot next door. I am on the phone with her looking for her and she sees me and says "turn around" I turn and about 50 feet away in the next building over there's this GORGEOUS 5'2"? 5'3"? College girl in sweatpants and a white tanktop. Before I forget to mention, the location is basically as convenient as it gets, there may be some considerations needed during rush hour, but otherwise, it's one of the best locations I've seen geographically for folks that drive. If you're a non-driver this could be a bit of a pain -- but why are you looking at South Shore providers anyways?

    I approach her and she lets me into the house that they work out of, and I notice the faint smell of smoke when I walk in. Ick. I hate that. Febreeze or smoke outside -- massages are about health and relaxation and perhaps I'm being really fucking picky here. Anyways, she didn't smell like smoke, at least I don't think so? During the hug when I arrived and the one before I left -- she remained really distant so it's not like I could smell her perfume.

    The room itself was clean and despite a strangely placed stripper pole that went from floor to ceiling, it was pretty much what I expected. The decor was definitely lighter than other places and there was a bra hanging from a coat rack in the corner. Her taste in music was modern pop / rap which she played on her cell phone. The atmosphere wasn't quite what I expected in a lot of ways, the music was a bit abrasive to begin with, but the fact that they didn't even spring for a bluetooth speaker was a little "eh" to me. A good one is like $50. Please just spring for one. Also -- it might be worth mentioning that there were no towels of any sort in the bathroom, and they didn't seem to have a towel heater for afterwards. While not a big deal at all -- it's just weird to go from paying $120 - 140 at a place that does Thai Massage to landing here and paying more and missing things like scented oils, febreezed entryways, heated towels, etc.

    I stripped down with her in the room (at her instruction), she left for a moment (to put the money in a safe or something?) after counting it out in front of me and came back about 2-3 minutes later topless and in a thong. I'm going to spend a lot of the latter part of this review talking about her looks. But to say the least, I was happy about that part.

    The rub itself was actually. Pretty. Bad. I really wish that it wasn't. I feel like that could have been the saving grace of all of this, is that I got a great back rub out of it. But it was abundantly clear from about 10 minutes on that this girl had a very basic understanding of the human anatomy and no real conception of how muscle groups work or how to apply pressure to relax them. She gave it an effort, but I feel like she's either not a kinetic learner, or she's never had a professional massage herself (and Maddie, if you're reading this and you want an example of one I will GLADLY spring for you to go get one at my expense).

    The conversation was all over the place, and it felt like she was either new to the hobby, or was on edge about something (Edit: I've talked to her about this since the time I wrote this and she feels as though I misunderstood her). I shared a few personal stories about myself, some that would hopefully make her laugh and while I got a couple of smiles, I just couldn't seem to get through to this girl, then I made the mistake of responding to the "why do you do this" question, which lead into a somewhat "ugh" conversation about being a "John" and it all just felt very accusational and derogatory to me (Edit: Again, this is just my opinion, upon talking to her after the fact she made it known that it wasn't her intention to make me feel this way). Don't get me wrong, I am aware that I'm in a moral grey area -- and that there are some girls that probably don't want to be doing this. At no point did she say that she wasn't, in fact when I asked about her origin story of getting into it, she said she was approached by some people and she was down for it. If that makes me a bad guy -- I'm sorry?

    The flip and the finish were also interesting and really different than what I've seen in the industry up until this point. The flip came roughly 33 minutes after the start of the session, which seemed a bit early, and I had already told her that I was timing the session and showed her my fitbit (though the topic was unrelated). I flipped and she gave me. And very confusing handjob, with full roaming up top, and light touching of her butt (which was in a thong), at one point I tried to run my hand over the front and she dodged back very hard. Clearly off limits. She did say to me when I asked if I could touch her that I could "Lightly and respectfully" -- I guess that a light hand on the buns or the boobs is respectful, but the front is disrespectful. I don't really follow the logic but everyone has their own limits.

    The handjob itself was. Pretty good, but she looked like she wanted to be anywhere else than where she was while she was doing it. There was no eye contact at all, no excitement on her part. Just a fairly mechanical hand-finish. Damn.

    I came, and did so really hard (as I'll get to in just a moment she's very pretty), and essentially before I was even done cumming she had left the room. Damn. The $200 that I paid was for that 30 seconds before and the 1 minute after. That's what it's all about! Where are you going? Because I promise you it can wait.

    5 minutes later (which brings us to minute 43 for those counting) she comes back with some warm washcloths and lightly rubs down my legs and my chest which got some oil on it. She then instructed me to put my clothes back on. I didn't protest, despite being shorted about 12-13 minutes at that point. While putting my clothes on she was smiling and seemed a bit more happy / laid back / relaxed, I gave her a few compliments on her looks, thanked her for her time, and parted ways with her.

    Now. Based off of everything I've written above, the performance seems like it was shitty, right? Well. Here's the kicker. Maddie was one of the most attractive providers that I've ever seen in my life. Her hair was perfect. Her figure was perfect. She had a BEAUTIFUL smile. Her tits (which I asked her about not once, not twice, but three times) appear to be real, and they are arguably the best tits that I've ever laid my hands on in my life, top three easily. They are a full D-cup on her thin frame. They are gravity-defyingly perky and they are truly a sight to behold. I was literally SHOCKED when I saw that her tits were far prettier than they were in the pics on snapchat. Her face was about an 8/10, though either she was in a fairly bad mood, or she just has a really bad case of the resting ***** face. She looked utterly unamused for the majority of my time there even though I tried really hard to keep it light.

    After our session she mentioned that some of the other girls have slightly different menus, but she is strictly just hand finish and no variance for anybody for any reason. And I'll be honest, that is a fucking shame. This girl is WAY hotter than most strippers, escorts, or other professionals, and with MINOR adjustments to how she talks, the skills that she has, and how she acts, she could EASILY become my ATF. As it stands right now. It's hard to recommend her. I fucking HATE that I cannot recommend this girl. This girl has 100% of the things she needs to be charging more than she is, but it's just not developed yet. And that's just my opinion about her. YMMV. I have been trying to write this fucking review for 3 goddamn hours because I am so completely blown away by how pretty she was. And I want like hell for her to be successful and grow and for people to be happy with what they get from her.

    But at the end of the day, it was a $200 handjob and an uninspired massage that I can't recommend for what it was. If you're one of those guys that just wants a 10/10 beautiful girl to come jack you off after a forgettable massage, this is your girl.

    Breakdown:

    Attitude: 4. 5/10.

    Location: 9. 5/10.

    Appearance: 10/10.

    Massage Quality: 4/10.

    Finish Quality: 5/10.

    Value: x /10 (I honestly cannot make up my mind).

    Overall: I won't repeat. I really want for this to be a 1-off and next time for her to hug me and have it last a second too long, and for her to be smiling, and for her to just be more warm and open. But that's just not at all the vibe that I got. I want like hell for this girl to be my all time favorite. She's this gorgeous "girl next door" of your dreams type who despite my complaints above seems like she'd be a really cool girl to talk to. But instead of feeling that I got called a John and I got treated like one. Fuck.

  5. #6908

    Miss_Venice_1

    This is going to be my longest, and most conflicted review that I've ever posted. It's going to be very long and in depth and will probably touch on many of my preferences which not everyone will share.

    This review is specifically about Maddie.

    I was on Snapchat and found MV1 to be posting pics / vids of "herself" and decided, fuck it, I'll take the plunge. I looked at reviews of other posters and realized I was about to pay $200 for a HJ, and even during discussions, she mentioned it was only a hand release. At the risk of sounding a bit stupid this is a lot like the $5 milkshake scene in Pulp fiction. That is a LOT of fucking money for a handjob. Perhaps too much. We'll talk more on that later.

    So I arrive at the place and I park in a commercial lot next door. I am on the phone with her looking for her and she sees me and says "turn around" I turn and about 50 feet away in the next building over there's this GORGEOUS 5'2"? 5'3"? College girl in sweatpants and a white tanktop. Before I forget to mention, the location is basically as convenient as it gets, there may be some considerations needed during rush hour, but otherwise, it's one of the best locations I've seen geographically for folks that drive. If you're a non-driver this could be a bit of a pain -- but why are you looking at South Shore providers anyways?

    I approach her and she lets me into the house that they work out of, and I notice the faint smell of smoke when I walk in. Ick. I hate that. Febreeze or smoke outside -- massages are about health and relaxation and perhaps I'm being really fucking picky here. Anyways, she didn't smell like smoke, at least I don't think so? During the hug when I arrived and the one before I left -- she remained really distant so it's not like I could smell her perfume.

    The room itself was clean and despite a strangely placed stripper pole that went from floor to ceiling, it was pretty much what I expected. The decor was definitely lighter than other places and there was a bra hanging from a coat rack in the corner. Her taste in music was modern pop / rap which she played on her cell phone. The atmosphere wasn't quite what I expected in a lot of ways, the music was a bit abrasive to begin with, but the fact that they didn't even spring for a bluetooth speaker was a little "eh" to me. A good one is like $50. Please just spring for one. Also -- it might be worth mentioning that there were no towels of any sort in the bathroom, and they didn't seem to have a towel heater for afterwards. While not a big deal at all -- it's just weird to go from paying $120 - 140 at a place that does Thai Massage to landing here and paying more and missing things like scented oils, febreezed entryways, heated towels, etc.

    I stripped down with her in the room (at her instruction), she left for a moment (to put the money in a safe or something?) after counting it out in front of me and came back about 2-3 minutes later topless and in a thong. I'm going to spend a lot of the latter part of this review talking about her looks. But to say the least, I was happy about that part.

    The rub itself was actually. Pretty. Bad. I really wish that it wasn't. I feel like that could have been the saving grace of all of this, is that I got a great back rub out of it. But it was abundantly clear from about 10 minutes on that this girl had a very basic understanding of the human anatomy and no real conception of how muscle groups work or how to apply pressure to relax them. She gave it an effort, but I feel like she's either not a kinetic learner, or she's never had a professional massage herself (and Maddie, if you're reading this and you want an example of one I will GLADLY spring for you to go get one at my expense).

    The conversation was all over the place, and it felt like she was either new to the hobby, or was on edge about something (Edit: I've talked to her about this since the time I wrote this and she feels as though I misunderstood her). I shared a few personal stories about myself, some that would hopefully make her laugh and while I got a couple of smiles, I just couldn't seem to get through to this girl, then I made the mistake of responding to the "why do you do this" question, which lead into a somewhat "ugh" conversation about being a "John" and it all just felt very accusational and derogatory to me (Edit: Again, this is just my opinion, upon talking to her after the fact she made it known that it wasn't her intention to make me feel this way). Don't get me wrong, I am aware that I'm in a moral grey area -- and that there are some girls that probably don't want to be doing this. At no point did she say that she wasn't, in fact when I asked about her origin story of getting into it, she said she was approached by some people and she was down for it. If that makes me a bad guy -- I'm sorry?

    The flip and the finish were also interesting and really different than what I've seen in the industry up until this point. The flip came roughly 33 minutes after the start of the session, which seemed a bit early, and I had already told her that I was timing the session and showed her my fitbit (though the topic was unrelated). I flipped and she gave me. And very confusing handjob, with full roaming up top, and light touching of her butt (which was in a thong), at one point I tried to run my hand over the front and she dodged back very hard. Clearly off limits. She did say to me when I asked if I could touch her that I could "Lightly and respectfully" -- I guess that a light hand on the buns or the boobs is respectful, but the front is disrespectful. I don't really follow the logic but everyone has their own limits.

    The handjob itself was. Pretty good, but she looked like she wanted to be anywhere else than where she was while she was doing it. There was no eye contact at all, no excitement on her part. Just a fairly mechanical hand-finish. Damn.

    I came, and did so really hard (as I'll get to in just a moment she's very pretty), and essentially before I was even done cumming she had left the room. Damn. The $200 that I paid was for that 30 seconds before and the 1 minute after. That's what it's all about! Where are you going? Because I promise you it can wait.

    5 minutes later (which brings us to minute 43 for those counting) she comes back with some warm washcloths and lightly rubs down my legs and my chest which got some oil on it. She then instructed me to put my clothes back on. I didn't protest, despite being shorted about 12-13 minutes at that point. While putting my clothes on she was smiling and seemed a bit more happy / laid back / relaxed, I gave her a few compliments on her looks, thanked her for her time, and parted ways with her.

    Now. Based off of everything I've written above, the performance seems like it was shitty, right? Well. Here's the kicker. Maddie was one of the most attractive providers that I've ever seen in my life. Her hair was perfect. Her figure was perfect. She had a BEAUTIFUL smile. Her tits (which I asked her about not once, not twice, but three times) appear to be real, and they are arguably the best tits that I've ever laid my hands on in my life, top three easily. They are a full D-cup on her thin frame. They are gravity-defyingly perky and they are truly a sight to behold. I was literally SHOCKED when I saw that her tits were far prettier than they were in the pics on snapchat. Her face was about an 8/10, though either she was in a fairly bad mood, or she just has a really bad case of the resting ***** face. She looked utterly unamused for the majority of my time there even though I tried really hard to keep it light.

    After our session she mentioned that some of the other girls have slightly different menus, but she is strictly just hand finish and no variance for anybody for any reason. And I'll be honest, that is a fucking shame. This girl is WAY hotter than most strippers, escorts, or other professionals, and with MINOR adjustments to how she talks, the skills that she has, and how she acts, she could EASILY become my ATF. As it stands right now. It's hard to recommend her. I fucking HATE that I cannot recommend this girl. This girl has 100% of the things she needs to be charging more than she is, but it's just not developed yet. And that's just my opinion about her. YMMV. I have been trying to write this fucking review for 3 goddamn hours because I am so completely blown away by how pretty she was. And I want like hell for her to be successful and grow and for people to be happy with what they get from her.

    But at the end of the day, it was a $200 handjob and an uninspired massage that I can't recommend for what it was. If you're one of those guys that just wants a 10/10 beautiful girl to come jack you off after a forgettable massage, this is your girl.

    Breakdown:

    Attitude: 4. 5/10.

    Location: 9. 5/10.

    Appearance: 10/10.

    Massage Quality: 4/10.

    Finish Quality: 5/10.

    Value: x /10 (I honestly cannot make up my mind).

    Overall: I won't repeat. I really want for this to be a 1-off and next time for her to hug me and have it last a second too long, and for her to be smiling, and for her to just be more warm and open. But that's just not at all the vibe that I got. I want like hell for this girl to be my all time favorite. She's this gorgeous "girl next door" of your dreams type who despite my complaints above seems like she'd be a really cool girl to talk to. But instead of feeling that I got called a John and I got treated like one. Fuck.

  6. #6907
    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousGorub  [View Original Post]
    Tried this place out. If you like older women and I mean older, then this is for you LOL. Massage was ok, not the best and finish was weak. Ad pics are not real.

    https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/th...305616201.html
    http://boston.backpage.com/Therapeut...ssage/48638227

    If you're looking for young hot Brazilian.

  7. #6906
    Quote Originally Posted by CandyMan555  [View Original Post]
    Looking for Quality, legit massage, my body needs some TLC.

    Thanks CM.
    If you're near Central sq Cambridge very good Thai at 14 Pleasant st.

  8. #6905
    All set. Cleaned out.

    Quote Originally Posted by CandyMan555  [View Original Post]
    Inbox full Thanks CM.

  9. #6904

    Top Floor your inbox is full

    Inbox full Thanks CM.

  10. #6903

    Almost but no.

    I was going to try visiting this gal but at $. 5 hhr and $$. 5 hour and her reviews only indicated clothed massage with he. I changed my mind.

    http://boston.backpage.com/Therapeut...-body/48655327

    "128068;128133;127995;128139;128139;128139;New in girl in town! Amazing BODY! ! Sensual!10084;65039;10084;65039;.

    Hey guys I'm Gina! I'm petite and super curvy in the right places.

    Fun size 😘128521;. Clean hygiene is a must and generous men only!

    Upscale and sweet. You won't. Be disappointed and will call back for more.

    Private area! (INCALL).

    Don't be shy ☺65039;. Calm and luxurious atmosphere.

    Check out my REVIEWS on TER.

    8572209460".

  11. #6902
    Try Lowell Massage. I've had very good massages there. When you make the appointment make it clear what type of problem you're having. Don't wait until you get there. That way they'll know in advance which masseuse to assign. I tell them that I need deep tissue. I've heard that you can get a HE there but was only offered once. I go there when I want a legit massage. BTW, it's an asian place.

    Quote Originally Posted by CandyMan555  [View Original Post]
    Looking for Quality, legit massage, my body needs some TLC.

    Thanks CM.

  12. #6901

    Looking for quality LEGIT MASSAGE NO he

    Looking for Quality, legit massage, my body needs some TLC.

    Thanks CM.

  13. #6900

    Revere Brazillian

    Tried this place out. If you like older women and I mean older, then this is for you LOL. Massage was ok, not the best and finish was weak. Ad pics are not real.

    https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/th...305616201.html

  14. #6899

    Christina from Quincy

    I am surprised that she hasn't resurfaced. Anyone have any intel on her?

  15. #6898
    Quote Originally Posted by BostonThree  [View Original Post]
    Anybody know if Chloe the thin big-nipped nuru black girl is still working? No replies to me lately.
    I texted her about 6 months ago and she said that she's not available, should be back in a month. Haven't heard back from her since then, let me know if you're able to get a hold of her I really enjoyed my couple of times with her.

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