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  1. #3009

    Light touch sensual massage

    Quote Originally Posted by HawkEye22  [View Original Post]
    I visited this 50+ year old claiming to be 35. The picture is fake. She is very heavy and extremely unattractive. Had an incall on Lake Eastbrook.

    I went in (for what reason I have no idea. Figured I was there so may as well). She had me take off my shirt and rubbed my shoulders weakly for about 3 minutes and then stated that the massage was over. Big scam on so many levels. Avoid this one completely.
    About a year and a half ago I also had a bad experience with her. Lots of (attempted) up sell, late for apt. , just ok MS and just OK HE, but its sounds like now she is a total scam. I guess I was lucky I to have gotten at least something for my money.

  2. #3008

    Yup

    Quote Originally Posted by HawkEye22  [View Original Post]
    I visited this 50+ year old claiming to be 35. The picture is fake. She is very heavy and extremely unattractive. Had an incall on Lake Eastbrook.

    I went in (for what reason I have no idea. Figured I was there so may as well). She had me take off my shirt and rubbed my shoulders weakly for about 3 minutes and then stated that the massage was over. Big scam on so many levels. Avoid this one completely.
    Yeah I wrote a warning on her about a year or two ago. She makes you pay up front and does nothing. Terrible ripoff. Left me in room as she went upstairs, I walked out never saw her. Vindictive side of me wanted to take her parrot she had in the front room by door on way out. Would have been long gone by the time she noticed and woulda got my money back. Terrible.

  3. #3007

    Avoid this one. Light Touch Sens Massage-35

    I visited this 50+ year old claiming to be 35. The picture is fake. She is very heavy and extremely unattractive. Had an incall on Lake Eastbrook.

    I went in (for what reason I have no idea. Figured I was there so may as well). She had me take off my shirt and rubbed my shoulders weakly for about 3 minutes and then stated that the massage was over. Big scam on so many levels. Avoid this one completely.

  4. #3006
    Quote Originally Posted by TwoSwizzle  [View Original Post]
    I agree and disagree with your statements. I saw Lexi the other day for the first time and was disappointed. Massage was awesome she really puts out effort to provide a good massage. The bad, she is not a pretty as she appears to be in the pictures. Although she's not BIG she's not skinny either. Yes she gives a great handjob with Russian handshake, it was very hard for me to release do to her body. If you are a guy who enjoys a women with a more fit body and pretty face, she is not the one for you. On looks and body I would give her a 5 out of 10. I mean no disrespect to hear, I merely trying to inform other guys like me who want a more attractive provider. She was very friendly and kind.
    Most of the MP Girls don't look as good as their pics on BP. The girls that do require you to bring your wallet and your neighbors wallet and his neighbors wallet to cover the "tip".

  5. #3005
    Quote Originally Posted by NecroChaos1  [View Original Post]
    I saw Lexi at Royal the other day.

    http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...ation/18993903

    Looks like the girl in the pictures. Her hair is more red now. She has a bigger bottom a didn't thin. But I didn't think she was fat either.

    Easy texting to setup the appointment.

    Paid the hhr door fee and got in the room. She. I was on the table she asked if she should get more comfortable. I said yes and she was in her birthday suit.

    She was very hands on. Lots and lots of teasing. There was a body slide. She told me I could touch.

    The ending was great. She was up on the table covered in oil. Got a nice Russian handshake.

    She was very into it and we had fun. Was out. 8 including the tip. Well worth it.

    Allison was there as well. Looked just like the girl in the pictures. Will have to go back and see her sometime.

    http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...apids/19008004
    I agree and disagree with your statements. I saw Lexi the other day for the first time and was disappointed. Massage was awesome she really puts out effort to provide a good massage. The bad, she is not a pretty as she appears to be in the pictures. Although she's not BIG she's not skinny either. Yes she gives a great handjob with Russian handshake, it was very hard for me to release do to her body. If you are a guy who enjoys a women with a more fit body and pretty face, she is not the one for you. On looks and body I would give her a 5 out of 10. I mean no disrespect to hear, I merely trying to inform other guys like me who want a more attractive provider. She was very friendly and kind.

  6. #3004

    Lexi was great

    I saw Lexi at Royal the other day.

    http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...ation/18993903

    Looks like the girl in the pictures. Her hair is more red now. She has a bigger bottom a didn't thin. But I didn't think she was fat either.

    Easy texting to setup the appointment.

    Paid the hhr door fee and got in the room. She. I was on the table she asked if she should get more comfortable. I said yes and she was in her birthday suit.

    She was very hands on. Lots and lots of teasing. There was a body slide. She told me I could touch.

    The ending was great. She was up on the table covered in oil. Got a nice Russian handshake.

    She was very into it and we had fun. Was out. 8 including the tip. Well worth it.

    Allison was there as well. Looked just like the girl in the pictures. Will have to go back and see her sometime.

    http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...apids/19008004

  7. #3003

    Massage green

    Don't know if there are any reports on this place yet, so here goes. Very clinical, with zero action. As in, you won't even get skin to skin contact on your rear, the entire pelvic area is covered with a blanket the whole time. I've seen one girl a number of times, this most recent time I almost thought I might get at least a HJ, but no. That being said, a couple girls there do give a good massage, just don't expect anything else. I heard that the massage place at Woodland offers extras? Can anyone confirm or debunk?

  8. #3002

    Agree. Curtisy is a good massage but that's all

    Quote Originally Posted by LifeExplorer  [View Original Post]
    No. You will have a much more enjoyable time spending your money elsewhere. She is not really into the HJ, very mechanical and clinical. She stays 100% fully dressed, and there is absolutely no touching or verbal turn on's to help a guy climax either. A provider who can provide a fun, arousing and sensual experience is more deserving of your hard earned dollar in my opinion.
    I saw her a few times last year and she does give a good massage. She mixed oil with lotion so it's a pretty slippery situation but she only hands you a dry towel to clean up when she's done. Only once did I splurge on the "Pelvic Massage" and I didn't think it was worth the extra cash. For a short time, her daughter (super cute 19-ish girl) worked with her but not anymore.

  9. #3001

    LA Portland Dream Sequence

    I went yesterday to LA Spa. Hadn't been there in years. The Asian lady said her name was Kim, could have been Kay. Similar experience to Legman. She asked for 40 and didn't give an hour long option. The massage tables are hand made from plywood but feel like cement! Absolutely no padding on the tables. Kim / Kay used talcum powder on her hands instead of oil, which was nice. Massage on back was average, with Kim / Kay on the table with me.

    On the flip she started kissing me and asked "what you want honey?" I said I want you Kim / Kay. She laughed and asked me if I was "Law Police". After that was out of the way, she said how much money I brought her. I took Legman's que and gave her 60 (she made me give her the tip before she would continue). Off came her clothes and she started some serious DFK on me while jacking the Johnson, while she laid along side me on the concrete slab, er I mean table. 3 times she briefly ran her lips across my Tip, but no BBBJ. She has a full on Winter Bush, so I didn't spend too much time with FIV, because it felt like I was petting a catipillar!

    After I popped, she cleaned me up and gave me bottled water. She said "next time more tip more fun", just like Jenny at Hawaii Spa Lansing. My guess is a 100 tip would get BBBJ or more. For that kind of tip I could drive another 25 minutes to Hawaii Spa and see Jenny or Mikki and get Table Shower, Sauna, Massage and BBBJ / FS!

    I will only repeat if in Portland and Horny.

    NJ.

    Quote Originally Posted by LegMan218  [View Original Post]
    Found myself west bound on I-96, heading back from the Detroit area Sunday evening (4/12/15) around 8 pm and as I approached exit #73 noticed that the "open" sign was on at the little barn, known as LA Spa. At the last minute I pulled in and there were zero cars in the parking lot. It's been years since I've visited this place and I've heard rumors that it was closed.

    THE GOOD.

    The woman who greeted me at the door was Kay. Kay was a very trim woman in her mid forties, about 5 ft tall, maybe 90 lbs, long black hair (perhaps mid-back) nice face and some impressive bolt-ons that looked natural, she wore a short skirt and was very easy on the eyes. Kay was not a talker (that worked for me last night). Standard 40 for the half hour massage and 60 tip. The massage was actually pretty good, not too much oil and from the start she climbed up on the bench with me. I rather enjoyed the fact that I could feel she was wearing nothing under that dress as I could feel her rub up against my legs and back as she moved around. Kay remained on top of me the whole time, even after the flip. She allowed all sorts of roaming (including fiv) after 30 minutes, without a word she asked me to flip, took off her dress, slid those bolt-ons all over me, then sat next to me with her back toward me and leaned her face so close to the little man I thought she was going to give me head; however, she only provided a HJ that was pretty darn good. When it was all done she cleaned me up with a hot towel, gave be a bottle of water and I was on my way.

    I got every minute of time and then some, and I actually felt better from the massage too.

    THE BAD.

    I really can't think of any, I will most likely go back and see what else is available from Kay. When I do, I'll let you know.

  10. #3000

    Jade at Bella's

    Stopped in around 1 am last night for a half hour. Jade is a sexy older cougar type. Glasses, shorter blonde hair, spinner with nice be's. She had a white tank top and jeans. She asked for name and if I had been there before. Then looked thru index cards for it. Haven't been there in a while and can't remember if that was usual or just not sure about me? Anyways, went into room and got comfortable. She started on the shoulders and had pretty good massage skills. At the flip, she asked about tip and I said. 20. She got topless and allowed full play / licking with her responsive nipples. She took direction pretty well, even changing up her massage pace for me since I was almost there, LOL. Overall a nice appt. And would for sure repeat.

  11. #2999

    Lexi

    Saw Lexi at Royal for the second time tonight. Cute girl. She gets comfortable from the start. Kind of a bonus that she actually gives a pretty good massage (heard my back crack a couple times). Lots of roaming. Good conversation. Cute. Sweet girl. I will repeat (again). . 4 hh /. 6 tip.

  12. #2998

    Paige at Panacea

    So I drew Paige at Panacea today since I didn't make an appt. Would have loved to see natasha she looks really good. Paige was nice but just not my type physically. She gave a good massage and HJ. No clothing came off and I did not try for any roaming. Would not repeat with her.

  13. #2997
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    New MP

    Quote Originally Posted by Shawtren  [View Original Post]
    I saw this ad for a newly opened asian massage at 2246 - 28th Street. Across from Pietro's Any intel on it by chance? I'm thinking its a 'finish it yourself' kind of place.

    http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...ssage/18874289
    No name on the door, just a flashing open sign.
    Nice massage, good even pressure , Cindy
    45 hh / 65 hr after the first hhr Roaming is allowed, anal play and HJ.

    (no BJ the boss doesn't allow it, just HJ).

  14. #2996

    Royal

    http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...f-art/17759764

    Saw her last week. There was nothing great about this visit. The massage was nice and I left happy. There were no surprises with her body because she takes clear pics. Past reviews, if it is the same girl, mentioned up selling. There was no up sell this time. When I asked she said $ for nude. She went top down instead. . 4 + . 45. Not my first choice, but I will repeat if options are limited.

  15. #2995

    Curtisy Massage with Perri

    Quote Originally Posted by Benz1  [View Original Post]
    Perri is totally legit. Sometimes I need a good massage that can not be had by the MPs in Grand Rapids. She has a lot of legit competition, she is one of the best. Simply Sweet off craigslist will also give you a great massage. With NO roaming, NO top off. She will offer a quick release for a nice tip. So if you need both and you can keep you hands and comments to yourself Sweety is the right girl at the right price. She works out of her home, when I need a real massage that's where I go. Great rates and a nice person too, But She will kick you out if you touch her.
    I had the opportunity to see her last week. She gives a good massage but uses ALOT of oil for my liking. Not bad looking and technique was good. She's a bit "off" but overall good time. I probably won't repeat at her costs.

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