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  1. #5676

    Blonde25

    Quote Originally Posted by Nailer64  [View Original Post]
    Was wondering if someone could tell me how to get into see blonde? I see her ad always says only seeing old clients. Any help would be great. Always see great reviews don't want to miss this one.
    PM on here.

  2. #5675

    Blond25

    Was wondering if someone could tell me how to get into see blonde? I see her ad always says only seeing old clients. Any help would be great. Always see great reviews don't want to miss this one.

  3. #5674
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    Posts: 1412

    Newbies

    Quote Originally Posted by MidMichGeezer  [View Original Post]
    Neither do we! Why is it most of the new guys want info on someone who hasn't been reviewed?
    Because Newbies believe the pics they see are real and the seasoned monger knows better. We don't bother looking or asking, we already know it's a waste of time.

    When they ask we don't have to answer. Maybe they'll take one for the team and tell us how real the pic is and did they get their whole hour or get rushed out.

    Happy Hunting.

  4. #5673
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    Toftt 12 step program

    Quote Originally Posted by JhillsDale85  [View Original Post]
    I see she is new on here posting. http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...r-old/42256357 Is she legit? Pics seem to good to be. What's the menu like?
    If you think this girl is in Grand Rapids waiting for you to call, please take one for the team. Please don't forget to walk away without giving her a penny if the pics are not her. (Step 9).
    Also don't forget to look under the hood and report if she has baby damage and or saggy titties, even if she is hot and begs or pays you not to report it.
    Take One For The Team Guidelines (update # 4).

    Step 1 : Find a girl you like, google her number search pics on Google Image.

    1. A Search her number on Facebook. / It would wise to have a hobby (fake) FB page before searching.

    Step 2 : Monitor the ad for at least 3 days, a sting from LE or Robbery set ups usually don't post for more than two days.

    Step 3 : Let the usasexguide members know of your findings from google and ask if anyone has knowledge and you plan on TOFTT.

    Step 4 : Buy a hobby phone, Do not use your real name for registration or to the provider.

    Step 5 : Contact her on a slow day, for quicker response and better negotiations text or call on Tuesday or Wednesday. They get so many calls on a Friday they might lose your message.

    A: Original contact should be a short stay or Hhr, to reduce the risk of an expensive bad date.

    B: If her incall is a house address enter it into Google Street view to see the house and neighborhood.

    If she gives you a location like 3 mile and Alpine, 28th street hotels between Division and 131, RRI, Knights INN on 28th. Tell her you won't go to those hotels and opt a for car date.

    C: Save any negotiation for the end of the call or even your second contact. (a car date is 40 or less).

    D: don't wear any loud clothing, blend in.

    Step 6 : Never park in her driveway or the hotel parking lot. Park in the street or at a nearby business and walk. Example; if you go to motel 6 on 28th park in the restaurant lot.

    Step 7 : Leave all valuables and drivers license at home or in the vehicle. Only take in the money you plan to spend.

    Step 8 : Inform her if you are going to be late. If you're arriving early, contact the provider from a gas station a block away, so you and your vehicle do not raise suspicion. While waiting for her response, go in the bathroom and wash your balls while you wait. (providers biggest complaint is Hygiene). Contact her to say you are here. Do not go to any shady houses, just drive by and text her to let her know you will not be coming in her mouth tonight.

    A: If you're at a house, have her meet you on the porch.

    B: If the Hotel has a side door use it. If you have to walk by the front desk act like you live there, don't ask directions.

    Step 9 : Knock on door. If the girl matches the pic stay, if not walk out and report back to USA that the pic doesn't match the girl.

    Step 10: Check every room for safety.

    Step 11 : Tell her you have the money and maybe show it to her but do not give up the cash until after you receive the services you negotiated for.

    Step 12: Report back to USA in full detail including Looks, Smells & Cleanliness (of incall and provider), Attitude and Service.

    12 A: Include a link to the providers advertisement so we know who you are reviewing.

    These are some steps you should take before you TOFTT. Please add to the list if you see anything I missed.

    Just trying to help.

    Fellow Monger Benz1.

  5. #5672

    But don't want to waste my time

    Quote Originally Posted by ZHill  [View Original Post]
    Seen she has just started posting. Anyone have any info? Is she FS? Would you repeat? Want to try her out but don't want to waste my time.
    Neither do we! Why is it most of the new guys want info on someone who hasn't been reviewed?

  6. #5671
    Another cousin of Wil Linklater strikes again.

  7. #5670

    Lily

    I see she is new on here posting. http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...r-old/42256357 Is she legit? Pics seem to good to be. What's the menu like?

  8. #5669

    Anyone know about lily?

    Seen she has just started posting. Anyone have any info? Is she FS? Would you repeat? Want to try her out but don't want to waste my time.

  9. #5668

    Miki

    Miki is a legend and has been for as long as I can remember.

    I know no other at an AMP that comes close to her pornstar performance. Only her age is a negative but she wears it well.

    Quote Originally Posted by MaxCady  [View Original Post]
    I know this is the GR board but I visited the islands in Lansing and posted a review that girl mikki will rock your world. I've been to a few places in GR and haven't had any luck I haven't seen the girl by the zoo yet but is there anyone or anyplace that comes remotely close to porn islands as I call it in Lansing (I remember the old days there was that place next to the party store on division in between 44th and 54th way back then American girls o man that was good stuff).
    .

  10. #5667

    Porn islands.

    I know this is the GR board but I visited the islands in Lansing and posted a review that girl mikki will rock your world. I've been to a few places in GR and haven't had any luck I haven't seen the girl by the zoo yet but is there anyone or anyplace that comes remotely close to porn islands as I call it in Lansing (I remember the old days there was that place next to the party store on division in between 44th and 54th way back then American girls o man that was good stuff).

  11. #5666
    Quote Originally Posted by DerickSaunders  [View Original Post]
    Relax massage and the one on eastern near 28th. The name escapes me right now.
    The 1 on Eastern is called Relaxation Station Oasis which is pretty much a joke now. I only went there a couple of times but stopped after a provider there had me get up butt naked to look how much of my money I can give her for a tip for a pathetic ending. All of the little sexiness was sucked out of the appointment immediately and I felt like I was buying a cheap car I didn't want. She answered the phone twice during our 30 minute session too which is a deal breaker for me. I avoid this place and any others associated with it, it's a complete waste of time and money not to mention if I want to be ignored I'll just spend time with my wife lbvfs.

  12. #5665
    Quote Originally Posted by LoveTheLips  [View Original Post]
    Let us know which establishments and girls have been rushing you.
    Relax massage and the one on eastern near 28th. The name escapes me right now.

  13. #5664

    Nuru with Blonde25

    Any Senior members visit Blonde25 with her nuru bed?

    Please PM me. I've seen the girl 4-5 times with the normal show but wondered if the switch to nuru would be worth it.

  14. #5663

    Let us know.

    Quote Originally Posted by DerickSaunders  [View Original Post]
    Just a couple of observations from my past few visits.

    1) I feel like the same 10 places / girls advertise anymore and of those there are 2 that are worth the time? And for me it seems like those 2 are never available when I have the time.

    2) maybe it's just GPS but lately places have been in a rush to get you out the door. Now these are places that the girls know I'm a frequent visitor and a good tipper. Last few visits a walk in will come through while I'm in the middle of a massage and my girl leaves to go put them on a room. When they get back it's quick flip over and get it over as fast as possible without any perks and then expect a full tip. I look at them and say I've been in here a total of 10 minutes and you didn't provide good service. So you get a small tip. Because of this I will no longer be going to these two establishments.

    Has anyone else ran into these issues as of late?
    Let us know which establishments and girls have been rushing you.

  15. #5662

    Ali formly of East West.

    Wondering if Ali has resurfaced anywhere? I seen her a bunch at East / West, once at Healing Hands and I know she worked at Mama Dees in Holland for a bit. Spinner Blonde that talks a lot. Would love to reconnect with her. Thanks in advanced.

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