Time woody, ill check and see if I can hook you up with some of the ladys I know that are utr, but don't give up we all have a bad spell sometimes, just sayin Roush.
Roush you are correct that my luck lately has not been very good. I have been in this hobby for years and had zero drama, until the last three months and have three episodes. I have always had conflict between the two heads, like one being Democrat and the other being a Republican. However for all these years, the big head has always prevailed in the end. However lately it seems like as the big head becomes more senile due to old age issues, the little head is starting to take charge. Now Roush you have been a super friend for many years and have always take time to give me good advice. Now however I am thinking I need to change this relationship from just information to a more hands on approach. You know that some of these girls have drivers that take them on outcall appointments. So Roush after this latest episode, I think I need to look into trying to hire you to be my driver and take me to my appointments. However I would need you to go with me up to the room so that I could have the use of your "Big" head" for those times that leaving is the best option. It seems that I no longer have the ability to leave on my own. LOL.
Man if it wasn't for bad luck you wouldn't have any luck, LOL just sayin Roush.
Fixed link for ya '
Link is below.
I learned the hard way a long time ago. Never try to upgrade a rub girl to FS.
Very well written and witty. Your report made me laugh, which I needed.
Thanks for the good report. I'll avoid her like the plague.
This one advertises on backpage as "What you see is what you get" blonde from Georgia. 843=xxx7324. Now first off I had tried to reach about 5 or 6 ladies with no luck. Finally found this one, she did not sound exactly right on phone, but not real bad. To start with it was cheap, should have been a red flag right there. She wanted 65 dollars for massage, which I understood to be with HJ. Now realize as I tell this, it boils down to my own fault, should have gotten up and left, but the damn little head was hard and you know that old story. First she never shut up, half of what she said I could understand, the rest was garbled mess. So she is going to give me a massage and I am asking about full service. Ok massage starts, it last about l5 seconds, then stops. I roll over and look and she is either a sleep or just fxxck up on something. Wake her up she starts again, last l5 seconds. Again I should have walked. Anyway agree on 40 more more full service. Takes off her clothes and damn she is 7 or 8 months pregnant. She starts wth BBBJ which was half way decent until she fell asleep again. Got her started again and this time reached up and held her head and unloaded in her mouth. Oh my goodness she about had a fit, but she woke up. Anyway if you have some money you want to throw away, she is your girl. I would have to say it is the worse experience that I have had, the most wasted money ever.
Message needed? Conway / MB
After the run around with crystal. I drew on the old saying. If at first you don't succeed try try again.
Been texting back and forth with craigslist advertiser that uses the title above. Regular advertiser. So figure she was pretty safe.
Very cute 20 something blonde spinner.
5'3"ish 115 lbs.
Great attitude. Positive 2nd go around will be really good. For you more aggresive types I'm sure you will hit it off. She's a bit submissive but aims to please.
BBBJ, multiple positions, dfk, daty (very clean with a trimmed Bush) and multiple pops. Treat her well seems like a nice, upfront girl. Of course YMMV.
160/ hr. Outcall.
Drama factor zero!!
Yes. Posted in the wrong section but definitely not your typical craigslist girl.
Not going to post digits out of respect. But if you email her she will get back to you with details and additional pics.
A little naive so my be new to the lifestyle.
Crystal body rubs
Complete waste of time guys. Pics are definitely real. She gave me her "real" number. Cross referenced popular social networking site. All the pictures posted on her page plus a few others. Age apparently accurate as well since she graduated 3 years ago.
Thought all the stars had aligned. Cute little 21 year old blonde spinner. No rules. Decent donation. Nice on the phone.
Then no show twice. On the way be there in 30 minutes then nothing. Again. Something came up. GPS says 28 minutes then nothing.
Judging by the response here. If this girl could show up and deliver as promised she could generate some serious income.
YMMV. Maybe incall is the way to go with this one. I can't take that chance. Or she could be a total scam and was afraid she could pull it off with me.
Deff Prime Realeste if real
Gorgeous. Doesn't look like a prostitute yet. Hope you get BBFS with creampie.
I'm looking forward to hearing how it went. My tastes run to the older, MILFier kind but if those pictures are accurate then she looks pretty great.
Crystal Under Bodyrubs
Same chick has ad on the escort section, using different name and different phone number. Told me she was the same person.
Us know how it goes, just sayin Roush.