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  1. #7024

    You have a point

    Quote Originally Posted by BunkerBuster  [View Original Post]
    And loses her phone, as well as her room key, and is generally disorganized. I had to wait outside the room while she went to the desk to get a new one.

    The 420 became a problem for me because she doesn't brush her teeth after heavy usage, and stale weed breath is a turnoff. The last straw was when she smelled like she gave a golden shower and didn't take a soap shower afterwards.

    She's a nice girl, doesn't rush, and delivers, but I don't like being around people who are all about weed.
    I hadn't considered the 420 aspect when I posted last night. That could explain Beverly being surprised that a customer would leave after waiting for roughly 30 minutes without a response. Her texts following my departure left me scratching my head. Perhaps the 420 is getting to her.

    I should note that I didn't see or smell any evidence of 420 usage during my first visit with Beverly. A pack of cigarettes, yes, but nothing illegal.

  2. #7023

    Expensive Dreams

    Got out of work early last week and fell asleep on the way home. Dreamed I was in Her-done with time and cash, so reached out to one of the asian APT crew - http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...rndon/24826076 - to see what was what. The call got an addy via text, followed by two more "are you on your way?" messages. Location is a middle of the road apartment complex and safer than some places I've dreamed about in the past. A message from the parking lot gets the precise location. Two bedroom apt, sparsely furnished. Girl who answered was not the girl from the ad, but very close and very pretty. Fee sorted (at the high end) and I hit the men's room. Stripped and laid down on the bed (mattress on the floor) as she disrobed. The dream was going very well, 5'1" 100 lbs, long hair, trimmed (not bald), slightly saggy D's, maybe late 20's. On my stomach, she spent about 30 seconds rubbing her body on mine, then another 30 seconds for a "massage" before the flip. Still, I had high hopes. Looking back on it, she has a "script" or playbook, and some light touch and roaming on my part were sufficient to allow for application of the cover (everything covered, but I'm ok with that). Proceeded to CBJ, CG, MISH, K9, with her asking "you ok?" when I didn't pop right away. I tried to ask several times about MSOG and time, but local language skills were definitely lacking. No kissing, no touching the V and definitely no FIV. CBJ was mechanical and non-sensual (think jackhammer), CG was rushed to MISH. Nursing was discouraged. When I got her in K9, I dreamed I bottomed out several times (intentionally) just to show my displeasure, and finally popped. Asked to shower and got the pouty face, so just tidied up with the available washcloth and bailed.

    Total damage before I woke was $. 6 for what was essentially a QV.

    Lesson learned. But she was pretty hot.

  3. #7022

    Fake boobs

    Quote Originally Posted by Jones73  [View Original Post]
    I could be wrong, but it seems like most of the Colombia hotties have fake boobs. The last the Colombia hottie that I was with had tons of surgery--tummy tuck, boob job. The only thing that was real was her big soft ass. Two hand fulls of ass felt nice. But, I do prefer a more natural look and feel.
    I think you're right that they are usually fake. Sure, I'd prefer naturally large boobs over fake ones too. But for that matter, I'd prefer a woman who really wants to jump into the sack with me enthusiastically without being paid to pretend to do it too.

    I think it's also becoming common for many of the AMP providers to be enhanced too.

  4. #7021

    She's a big fan of 420

    Quote Originally Posted by TomMcAn  [View Original Post]
    A task I had to take care of took less time than I expected to complete. I decided it was time to play after a difficult last three weeks. I checked the ads and saw that Beverly was back in town. I'd seen her previously and enjoyed that visit. I contacted Beverly and she was available, so I headed down to her incall location. I got there and called; she asked for a few minutes to finish getting ready. I waited, and waited, and waited some more. I called her, but my call went into voicemail after one ring. I waited a bit longer. In the meantime another man drove up and parked two spaces from me, waiting in his car. After waiting a while longer, I finally left.

    Some time later Beverly sent a text saying she lost her phone and asked if I was still there. Maybe she did lose her phone. Or could it be that she double-booked and I drew the short end of the straw? Either way, I wasted a blue pill and about an hour and a half of my time spent driving, waiting and returning home. And no, this time I didn't contact one of the Asian crapshoot ads afterward. I'm not interested in any more hobby-related injuries, thank you very much.

    Many providers' ads state how precious their time is and that we shouldn't waste it. So providers' time is valuable but potential customers' time isn't? Bullshit.

    I've been mongering off and on for 20+ years. After all the bad luck I've encountered over the last year or so, I'm wondering if it's time to call it quits.

    Anyway, here is Beverly's BP ad:

    http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...mbien/23303343
    And loses her phone, as well as her room key, and is generally disorganized. I had to wait outside the room while she went to the desk to get a new one.

    The 420 became a problem for me because she doesn't brush her teeth after heavy usage, and stale weed breath is a turnoff. The last straw was when she smelled like she gave a golden shower and didn't take a soap shower afterwards.

    She's a nice girl, doesn't rush, and delivers, but I don't like being around people who are all about weed.

  5. #7020

    Stood up by Beverly

    A task I had to take care of took less time than I expected to complete. I decided it was time to play after a difficult last three weeks. I checked the ads and saw that Beverly was back in town. I'd seen her previously and enjoyed that visit. I contacted Beverly and she was available, so I headed down to her incall location. I got there and called; she asked for a few minutes to finish getting ready. I waited, and waited, and waited some more. I called her, but my call went into voicemail after one ring. I waited a bit longer. In the meantime another man drove up and parked two spaces from me, waiting in his car. After waiting a while longer, I finally left.

    Some time later Beverly sent a text saying she lost her phone and asked if I was still there. Maybe she did lose her phone. Or could it be that she double-booked and I drew the short end of the straw? Either way, I wasted a blue pill and about an hour and a half of my time spent driving, waiting and returning home. And no, this time I didn't contact one of the Asian crapshoot ads afterward. I'm not interested in any more hobby-related injuries, thank you very much.

    Many providers' ads state how precious their time is and that we shouldn't waste it. So providers' time is valuable but potential customers' time isn't? Bullshit.

    I've been mongering off and on for 20+ years. After all the bad luck I've encountered over the last year or so, I'm wondering if it's time to call it quits.

    Anyway, here is Beverly's BP ad:

    http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...mbien/23303343

  6. #7019

    I'd pay

    Quote Originally Posted by BunkerBuster  [View Original Post]
    To anyone reading this, especially seniors, it's been easy for years now to settle the question of whether the pix are TGTBT. Google and TinEye have tens of billions of images in their databases to searches against.

    30 seconds of image searching will almost always yield a definitive answer. The real Alexis is in Perth, Australia.

    http://perth.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...-crave/8555678
    If Alexis, the real Alexis opened the door, I would pay.

  7. #7018

    Herndon and Fairfax Colombianas

    Quote Originally Posted by Riptyde  [View Original Post]
    Hi guys! I've just recently found this site and I've been trying to gather as much info as I can. Thanks to everyone the posts helpful comments.

    A while back, I discovered the Colombia hotties in Her-done. Had some great times with several of them. But I have not seen them on BP in quite some time. My usual test before calling some place is to check recent ads to make sure that they are still in business. (Had a close call once). Anyway, is this group still around? Or is there any similar group in that area or the airport area? Thanks in advance.
    FWIW, I just search BP using Herndon and Fairfax as the keywords and then switch to gallery view. A quick scan of the page is usually all you need to spot their pics. Some of them visit from Colombia and others come up from FL so it's a bit of a revolving door and you just have to keep checking to see which girls are in town. You can also search using Colombia, Colombiana and Colombianita. If you do it that way you'll find a few others in places like Springfield and Manassas.

  8. #7017
    Quote Originally Posted by DevanteSwang  [View Original Post]
    They're still there:

    http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...heart/22155004

    http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-time/21838715

    http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...bache/22021861

    However, if you like Latinas and want more of a GFE experience, try the Not Angels agency.
    I could be wrong, but it seems like most of the Colombia hotties have fake boobs. The last the Colombia hottie that I was with had tons of surgery--tummy tuck, boob job. The only thing that was real was her big soft ass. Two hand fulls of ass felt nice. But, I do prefer a more natural look and feel.

  9. #7016

    Candidate for best escort name

    http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...iends/20854103

    Hoasis, hot damn! Got to love a girl with a sense of humor!

  10. #7015
    Quote Originally Posted by BunkerBuster  [View Original Post]
    To anyone reading this, especially seniors, it's been easy for years now to settle the question of whether the pix are TGTBT. Google and TinEye have tens of billions of images in their databases to searches against.

    30 seconds of image searching will almost always yield a definitive answer. The real Alexis is in Perth, Australia.

    http://perth.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...-crave/8555678
    And, notice the donations with this beauty, when you convert Australian Dollar to USD.

    20 minutes $76.

    30 minutes $99.

    60 minutes $137.

  11. #7014

    Short stays / Quick visits

    First, what's up with providers with no reviews asking for $1. 0 for a short stay? In my opinion, that's too much. Perhaps if a provider has proven skills and has a few reviews, that might justify a higher donation. In Mexico, an hour can be had for $0. 75. In Spain, an hour can be had for $1. 0. The US dollar is strong, but DC is wacked. If a provider, especially one with no reviews, demands $1. 0 for ten to fifteen minutes, I will keep looking.

    Second, I have seen providers who will do $0. 8, but then they want to keep their shirt on. "Your donation isn't enough for me to take my shirt off. " That's wacked! Don't do a SS if you are unwilling to offer a decent level of service.

    Third, I have seen providers who want to dictate the position. "Your donation isn't enough for me to do more than one position. " WTF? That's wacked! Don't do a SS if you are unwilling to offer a decent level of service.

    I respect providers who do not do a SS, but I am also grateful for providers that do offer a SS. Personally, I like to support providers who offer a decent level of service for a reasonable donation. And, in my experience the amount of the donation usually does not reflect the quality of the service. I have horrible service at $2. 0 for a HH. I have a great service for less than $0. 8 for a SS.

    The best way to combat wacked providers is to review the good ones as well as the bad ones.

  12. #7013

    Joyce

    Quote Originally Posted by Miketastic69  [View Original Post]
    Joyce is a solid provider. Just make sure you're clean and fresh but no cologne. Don't be shocked when she sniffs you all over and even if you're clean she will still make sure you're fresh. I believe she also works in another city or takes breaks and will be gone for weeks at a time.
    Had a dream about Joyce. Passed the sniff test and then off to the races. Lots of fun was had (and the spray bottle was used frequently, no big deal) BBBJ and DATY, Cow Girl and RCG, K0 and Mish. Lovely firm body, all natural.

  13. #7012

    Not surprising

    Quote Originally Posted by BunkerBuster  [View Original Post]
    To anyone reading this, especially seniors, it's been easy for years now to settle the question of whether the pix are TGTBT. Google and TinEye have tens of billions of images in their databases to searches against.

    30 seconds of image searching will almost always yield a definitive answer. The real Alexis is in Perth, Australia.

    http://perth.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...-crave/8555678
    Thanks, Bunker Buster. To be honest, I didn't investigate the photos because I had no plans to see her once I saw she used two different names in her ad. I didn't notice until later that she's also an outcall provider. I can't accommodate outcalls at my residence; there are too many prying eyes in the vicinity.

    Anyway, it appears my schedule won't let me play this evening. I'll have to try again another day.

  14. #7011

    There's no reason to speculate whether it looks TGTBT

    Quote Originally Posted by TomMcAn  [View Original Post]
    I was browsing through the ads in case my schedule frees up later today and came across this ad. The provider starts out as Alexis but becomes Ashley by the time one finishes reading. Her photos look TGTBT as well. Strangely, she has a couple of reviews on another site. She's not on my list, but I'll share the link for what it's worth.

    http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...crave/24892559
    To anyone reading this, especially seniors, it's been easy for years now to settle the question of whether the pix are TGTBT. Google and TinEye have tens of billions of images in their databases to searches against.

    30 seconds of image searching will almost always yield a definitive answer. The real Alexis is in Perth, Australia.

    http://perth.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...-crave/8555678

  15. #7010

    She must think we're all made of money

    Quote Originally Posted by Miketastic69  [View Original Post]
    Thats not the girl who will come to the door. She is a cute, GND blonde and very sweet. She usually advertises $265 for massage and then will upsell you when you show up at the door and she gets you in the mood. You may walk out up to $500 lighter if you choose to let little Tom beat out big Tom. Maybe Tom Cat!

    LOL. Plenty of options out there that will take great care of you for the $265 price of admission.
    Thanks for the heads up. That's a hell of a lot of money, and a lot more than I would plan to spend. It's a good thing I didn't put her on my list. Alexis / Ashley / whomever must have a terminal case of what one senior monger describes as "golden p*ssy syndrome", or so it seems.

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