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  1. #665

    Agreed

    Quote Originally Posted by IceFourPlay  [View Original Post]
    Coochie is correct, and Roxie is an older gal. I seen her about a year ago. She offers a fantastic sensual massage with all the trimmings, and was no disappointment to me, as I expected her to be older. She is probably not for everyone, but her program is classy, and my experience was safe and very enjoyable. I have zero regrets over meeting her, and recommend her as long as you realize that she is an older woman who will rock your world!!
    Roxie is one of the most pleasant experiences out there. No surprises and no disappointments. Any time I start worrying about age, I look in the mirror.

  2. #664

    Fine wine.

    Quote Originally Posted by CoochieEater  [View Original Post]
    Roxie the 51 yo MILF is closer to 65. She's a GGMILF at least.

    Coochie (only knows too well) Eater.

    God Bless Us All.
    Coochie is correct, and Roxie is an older gal. I seen her about a year ago. She offers a fantastic sensual massage with all the trimmings, and was no disappointment to me, as I expected her to be older. She is probably not for everyone, but her program is classy, and my experience was safe and very enjoyable. I have zero regrets over meeting her, and recommend her as long as you realize that she is an older woman who will rock your world!!

  3. #663
    Quote Originally Posted by CoochieEater  [View Original Post]
    Roxie the 51 yo MILF is closer to 65. She's a GGMILF at least.

    Coochie (only knows too well) Eater.

    God Bless Us All.
    Roxy the 40 year old girl with bolt-ons is closer to 51 than 40, if she isn't past 51. She has been advertising as 40 for many years. The recent review matches the reviews from many years ago so apparently her service and age do not change.

  4. #662

    Gia

    Had a dream about this girl the other day.

    http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...cials/15519511

    A visit that set me back. 6 The pictures are not all real, it's definitely not the hottie in the Sox hat, lots of caked on makeup but the tats on the boobs are a spot on match.

    East side hotel visit. As for the visit itself it was okay started with a BBBJ a little toothy at times. Moved on to covered cowgirl that was lackluster and then she asked me to finish up mish.

    All and not bad service, seemed to want to please but also made it all feel rushed. I would say if you're low on coin or want a quick finish then go ahead, anything else as far as GFE I'd pass.

  5. #661

    Great report!

    Quote Originally Posted by HornDogToo  [View Original Post]
    Not Roxie the 51 yo MILF, but this girl:

    http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...rates/11080869

    Traveling Monger here. First time in Madison in a very long time. I'm usually a massage guy but a very serious lack of older providers on Backpage that caught my interest. So I settled in the escort section on this girl. Loved the part about Kissing and cuddling. Thought it might be GFE. Nothing further from the truth. In short don't bother. I would doubt if she has a lot of repeats.

    Easy to reach; made an appointment to come to my hotel. Not bad looking, not great, late 40's, smoker, pretty bolt ons. 1/2 hour $. 2, 1 hour $. 8. I thought an hour with a nice person who likes to kiss and cuddle would be a fun time. Well I was wrong,. She is absolutely paranoid of everything, has more rules than golf, doesn't love to kiss and cuddle doesn't like to be fingered, doesn't like DATY, and almost only wanted to give me a 2 minute lame ass massage and a semi blow / hand job. But luckily I had a condom so she got me erect, lubes up and I fucked her mish. Wouldn't do doggie, cowgirl or anything else I asked for. This is the worst escort I've ever had on backpage. She should be walking the street and blowing drunks for twenty bucks. Bad service should not be rewarded so hence this report and again on the escort page.

    All the best to you Madison mongers.

    Cheers, Horn dog out.
    I've always wondered about that chick, I will certainly add to my imaginary BP filter.

  6. #660

    No truth in advertising.

    Quote Originally Posted by HornDogToo  [View Original Post]
    Not Roxie the 51 yo MILF,
    Roxie the 51 yo MILF is closer to 65. She's a GGMILF at least.

    Coochie (only knows too well) Eater.

    God Bless Us All.

  7. #659

    Roxy

    Not Roxie the 51 yo MILF, but this girl:

    http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...rates/11080869

    Traveling Monger here. First time in Madison in a very long time. I'm usually a massage guy but a very serious lack of older providers on Backpage that caught my interest. So I settled in the escort section on this girl. Loved the part about Kissing and cuddling. Thought it might be GFE. Nothing further from the truth. In short don't bother. I would doubt if she has a lot of repeats.

    Easy to reach; made an appointment to come to my hotel. Not bad looking, not great, late 40's, smoker, pretty bolt ons. 1/2 hour $. 2, 1 hour $. 8. I thought an hour with a nice person who likes to kiss and cuddle would be a fun time. Well I was wrong,. She is absolutely paranoid of everything, has more rules than golf, doesn't love to kiss and cuddle doesn't like to be fingered, doesn't like DATY, and almost only wanted to give me a 2 minute lame ass massage and a semi blow / hand job. But luckily I had a condom so she got me erect, lubes up and I fucked her mish. Wouldn't do doggie, cowgirl or anything else I asked for. This is the worst escort I've ever had on backpage. She should be walking the street and blowing drunks for twenty bucks. Bad service should not be rewarded so hence this report and again on the escort page.

    All the best to you Madison mongers.

    Cheers, Horn dog out.

  8. #658

    Go get that pussy

    Quote Originally Posted by MadJockey  [View Original Post]
    If it was Mercedes some lucky shit is getting some nice ass attached to a nice woman. I always enjoyed my time with her.
    You have to get that pussy when the getting is good. Thats the reason I always say. Go get that pussy. Mercedes left because of not enough action. So when I say. Go get that pussy, then go get that pussy. Keep the ladies in business. They cannot take care of themselves if you don't go get that pussy.

  9. #657

    Casssie

    I remember her from years ago. Great lady and reliable. But went off the radar long ago. No need to dream if she is out of the picture.

  10. #656

    Please

    Quote Originally Posted by MadJockey  [View Original Post]
    If it was Mercedes some lucky shit is getting some nice ass attached to a nice woman. I always enjoyed my time with her.
    I hope she returns cause that pussy and ass was so damn goooooooood. I ate that shit so long that my entire face was covered with pussy and booty juice.

  11. #655
    Quote Originally Posted by Fishdude  [View Original Post]
    So you saw Mercedes out and about. Too bad she dissed you. Hehehe.

    Fishdude.
    If it was Mercedes some lucky shit is getting some nice ass attached to a nice woman. I always enjoyed my time with her.

  12. #654
    Quote Originally Posted by CoochieEater  [View Original Post]
    Well guys, I was was out and about being a really good citizen instead of the sick fuck I really am. Who would have though I would run into MIA. I don't mean a girl named, Mia, I mean a Missing In Action provider. One of the best providers to ever grace my face surfaced as a civilian. I tried to catch her eye, but either she noticed me at some point and decided not to look, or she was concentrating so hard on what she was doing that she really didn't see me. I couldn't take it any more, so I got out my business card, approached her and her significant other and said, "Excuse me, is your last name 'INSERT NAME HERE. ' I talked to you a couple of years ago about 'INSERT BOGUS BUSINESS VENTURE HERE. ' I don't know if you're still interested or not, but you can call me if you like. " I smile at significant other as though I'm inviting him as well, nod to provider and walk. Provider looks at me like I've slapped her. Too bad. I don't think she'll call me, but it was great to see her. I really miss her.

    A lot of people complain that the selection out here just aint what it used to be, and the day she pulled the plug on her business, that became a truer statement than you could imagine. She was a real dream come true. Apparently out of the life, out of the business, and out of the public eye, for the most part. Good for her, but bad for us.

    Coochie (a mass of horny nastalgia) Eater.

    God Bless You All.
    So you saw Mercedes out and about. Too bad she dissed you. Hehehe.

    Fishdude.

  13. #653

    Here's to the Dearly Departed

    Well guys, I was was out and about being a really good citizen instead of the sick fuck I really am. Who would have though I would run into MIA. I don't mean a girl named, Mia, I mean a Missing In Action provider. One of the best providers to ever grace my face surfaced as a civilian. I tried to catch her eye, but either she noticed me at some point and decided not to look, or she was concentrating so hard on what she was doing that she really didn't see me. I couldn't take it any more, so I got out my business card, approached her and her significant other and said, "Excuse me, is your last name 'INSERT NAME HERE. ' I talked to you a couple of years ago about 'INSERT BOGUS BUSINESS VENTURE HERE. ' I don't know if you're still interested or not, but you can call me if you like. " I smile at significant other as though I'm inviting him as well, nod to provider and walk. Provider looks at me like I've slapped her. Too bad. I don't think she'll call me, but it was great to see her. I really miss her.

    A lot of people complain that the selection out here just aint what it used to be, and the day she pulled the plug on her business, that became a truer statement than you could imagine. She was a real dream come true. Apparently out of the life, out of the business, and out of the public eye, for the most part. Good for her, but bad for us.

    Coochie (a mass of horny nastalgia) Eater.

    God Bless You All.

  14. #652
    Quote Originally Posted by Soft7  [View Original Post]
    http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...l-now/15339888

    What a joke. She was a young girl and I shouldn't have let take the $ before we started. It was only 1. But this really sucks. Somebody please get her back, I would be forever grateful to you! LOL damn.
    Sorry for your loss. Its a s&ty thing to happen and a hard lesson to learn. Please give us the rest of the story.

    Curious to know if she is the girl in the photos. I think I was a post a few days ago with those pics looking, she was looking for a Joe college kind of guy she was specific in what she was looking for I wonder if she forum him LOL.

  15. #651

    Just got ripped off by 608-770-9174

    http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...l-now/15339888

    What a joke. She was a young girl and I shouldn't have let take the $ before we started. It was only 1. But this really sucks. Somebody please get her back, I would be forever grateful to you! LOL damn.

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