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  1. #9228

    LaceyFoxx

    Quote Originally Posted by Aries25  [View Original Post]
    I agree, she is my regular and I see her every week. I'm in love with her.
    If you're serious, that's a little concerning on many levels. Have a good time but keep some perspective dude. It's all transactional. Add that to the fact that Lacey, like most of these girls, can't even begin to keep track of the bullshit they spew.

    Don't want to preach, but I've seen guys start saying things like this and set themselves up for some terrible life decisions. Don't be one of those guys.

  2. #9227

    Grammatically Incorrect. Sawry. Xoxoxo

    Quote Originally Posted by RogerOver  [View Original Post]
    That is some stream of consciousness there.
    Well thanks for letting me get it out if nothing else, I remembered one time I did use paragraphs, it was removed for using what was called, hard returns. Though I did consider the (hard return) explanation could be an inside joke among usasg guys, like an uninvited entry into the goose hole on a quick pass or something, but I've always got hit by people who hate bad grammar. I'll own that one. Again I'm very sorry and if A2 or anyone wants to remove it or make it right so it's easier to read, it's your forum guys, I'm just a guest. I expect no favors but highly appreciate them. Let's just hope, my bad grammar is easily over looked in person. Xoxoxo. Have a great night everyone. BTW another fit Bracelet thing was left here. Just text if it's yours. Xoxoxo.

  3. #9226

    My god woman

    Quote Originally Posted by CurvyChristina  [View Original Post]
    Where else can I go to get out a Rant or Rave without fear of family or friends judging, that was rhetorical. So, I walk out to the deck, it started snowing for the 3rd time. The flakes are surprisingly slow to be so large and dense looking. Now you'd think at this time of year, below freezing winds howling through the back yard, cold enough to throw water in the air and watch it turn to ice before it lands. It's really quiet when it snows like this, when I lived in the city areas it would get so quiet, you could hear electric buzzing through the power lines. The privacy here is amazing it's so quiet. No power lines taking over the streets, cutting the trees in half along the way all to put idiots front and center, yelling from a screen right in your living room as if there's a town hall meeting and you're providing seating. So this deck & my service room is solace. I considered myself, likely the only lady on our street with a naughty side. However this night, I thought the Dr. Understated the rise in libido as hormones adjust to the correction in medication I'd needed for nearly two yrs. Yet there I was again, hearing this slashing, like salmon on the run jumping to make the pass, moaning like moose at 4 am in grunt season & murmuring like a 15 yr old boy who just had to get his first motor boating out of his system. Call me nosey or dangerously stupid, your choice, but I'm so intrigued so I investigate. Only a few yards away I see steam, coming up in moon light like a warm lake on a cold night. I see light cutting through the brush and fencing. I go closer still. Now I find myself at 35 yrs old, backed against thick bushes, hunched down slightly with palms against the bushes as if a 007 Girl rounding the ledge of a high rise. Looking into someone's windows. It's definitely not a window, though a peeping tom I'm sure I'd be. I split the bushes quickly to see, because during my thoughts of telling my cell mate Bertha, that I'm in for watching my neighbors have sex out doors, it got quiet. Very quiet. I'm looking, looking, then as if behind me I hear " THERE YOU ARE I THOUGHT YOU GOT COLD! YOU WANT TO COME INSIDE?" Just as I raise up to apologize thinking this will not be good in the rumor mill, I hear, " NO BABE I STAYED UNDER THE WATER JUST INCASE IT NEEDED NEW BATTERIES " I ducked back down as he answers, " and that he did!" . ,they touch it as if it's some majestic animal, like it's the last of its kind in captivity trying to prevent extinction. It's a dong! With a base like a plunger! Imagine me eyes! These come with a platform yet he's not mad, he's not upset or jealous, he's as happy to bend her over, stick it to the side, slide it around as she backs and pokes over an over until the perfect spot is reached for her comfort. Her spot of comfort looked so perfect, she leaned over and laid her arms across eachother, laid her head on them like the dip on the side of the tub was a pillow on the bed, he wraps in a robe and zips up the wind breaker to prevent blowing into their little square, sits and smokes while he watches her, with her eyes closed, leaning back on something not of him, enjoy the prolonged, uninterrupted, penetration. I know, I should leave, it's not a moose or wild bear trashing garbage cans in a shed, I found the source of the noise, I should go. Well, I can't, it's now quiet, the ground will crunch, steam seemed to of fallin an coated the snow in front of me. SHIT! Now what! ,. They can't last forever, I'll wait them out, oddly, I'm wasn't very cold. 15 minutes turned into 30, turns into 45 , I'm starting to think SHEESH LADY! Give it a break already I got to get inside, but no! Right when I think I'm home free, right when I think he's done letting her have an unstoppable continuation of strokes! He stands and I'm thinking, he's about to say, okay now baby, that's enough for tonight, instead I look to see he unrobed, he's holding her hair an pulling her back on it harder and faster, she starts telling him she's ready and I'm like holy shit! He straddling this lady (whom I no longer call * the Neighbor's new wife) I cover my mouth an watch as he slides himself inside her without missing a beat! Double PENETRATION WITHOUT a 3rd PARTY! I've seen a lot of pornos in my life but you just can't make this shit up! Something I probably would of stayed to watch the finale but I had the green light while she begged aloud for all of it, to make my dash to the deck. I make it inside and my house is as quiet as when I left. I'm obviously in an odd mental state at this point, I'm even a bit mad, or is it jealous? Do I complain to them like an old grouchy lady, or what was I pissed about? I decided to leave it alone, being a person known for having no filter when talking, my luck I'd attempt to complain and make up something like noise, then quickly end up blurting out that if she kept up the advertising, she'd be single again soon and I'd have a nice hot tub. .

    That was Saturday. Smh. What a night. Yeah this weather these days is something else you know. Hehe.
    That is some stream of consciousness there.
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  4. #9225
    [Deleted by Admin]

    EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

    The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

    I know it's a fight thread but generally speaking guys who are fucking D-Bags on post number 4 aren't gonna get better.

    A2

  5. #9224

    West Side is the Best Side! LOL

    Got to love them neighbors!

  6. #9223

    I know this is not my Journal but.

    Where else can I go to get out a Rant or Rave without fear of family or friends judging, that was rhetorical. So, I walk out to the deck, it started snowing for the 3rd time. The flakes are surprisingly slow to be so large and dense looking. Now you'd think at this time of year, below freezing winds howling through the back yard, cold enough to throw water in the air and watch it turn to ice before it lands. It's really quiet when it snows like this, when I lived in the city areas it would get so quiet, you could hear electric buzzing through the power lines. The privacy here is amazing it's so quiet. No power lines taking over the streets, cutting the trees in half along the way all to put idiots front and center, yelling from a screen right in your living room as if there's a town hall meeting and you're providing seating. So this deck & my service room is solace. I considered myself, likely the only lady on our street with a naughty side. However this night, I thought the Dr. Understated the rise in libido as hormones adjust to the correction in medication I'd needed for nearly two yrs. Yet there I was again, hearing this slashing, like salmon on the run jumping to make the pass, moaning like moose at 4 am in grunt season & murmuring like a 15 yr old boy who just had to get his first motor boating out of his system. Call me nosey or dangerously stupid, your choice, but I'm so intrigued so I investigate. Only a few yards away I see steam, coming up in moon light like a warm lake on a cold night. I see light cutting through the brush and fencing. I go closer still. Now I find myself at 35 yrs old, backed against thick bushes, hunched down slightly with palms against the bushes as if a 007 Girl rounding the ledge of a high rise. Looking into someone's windows. It's definitely not a window, though a peeping tom I'm sure I'd be. I split the bushes quickly to see, because during my thoughts of telling my cell mate Bertha, that I'm in for watching my neighbors have sex out doors, it got quiet. Very quiet. I'm looking, looking, then as if behind me I hear " THERE YOU ARE I THOUGHT YOU GOT COLD! YOU WANT TO COME INSIDE?" Just as I raise up to apologize thinking this will not be good in the rumor mill, I hear, " NO BABE I STAYED UNDER THE WATER JUST INCASE IT NEEDED NEW BATTERIES " I ducked back down as he answers, " and that he did!" . ,they touch it as if it's some majestic animal, like it's the last of its kind in captivity trying to prevent extinction. It's a dong! With a base like a plunger! Imagine me eyes! These come with a platform yet he's not mad, he's not upset or jealous, he's as happy to bend her over, stick it to the side, slide it around as she backs and pokes over an over until the perfect spot is reached for her comfort. Her spot of comfort looked so perfect, she leaned over and laid her arms across eachother, laid her head on them like the dip on the side of the tub was a pillow on the bed, he wraps in a robe and zips up the wind breaker to prevent blowing into their little square, sits and smokes while he watches her, with her eyes closed, leaning back on something not of him, enjoy the prolonged, uninterrupted, penetration. I know, I should leave, it's not a moose or wild bear trashing garbage cans in a shed, I found the source of the noise, I should go. Well, I can't, it's now quiet, the ground will crunch, steam seemed to of fallin an coated the snow in front of me. SHIT! Now what! ,. They can't last forever, I'll wait them out, oddly, I'm wasn't very cold. 15 minutes turned into 30, turns into 45 , I'm starting to think SHEESH LADY! Give it a break already I got to get inside, but no! Right when I think I'm home free, right when I think he's done letting her have an unstoppable continuation of strokes! He stands and I'm thinking, he's about to say, okay now baby, that's enough for tonight, instead I look to see he unrobed, he's holding her hair an pulling her back on it harder and faster, she starts telling him she's ready and I'm like holy shit! He straddling this lady (whom I no longer call * the Neighbor's new wife) I cover my mouth an watch as he slides himself inside her without missing a beat! Double PENETRATION WITHOUT a 3rd PARTY! I've seen a lot of pornos in my life but you just can't make this shit up! Something I probably would of stayed to watch the finale but I had the green light while she begged aloud for all of it, to make my dash to the deck. I make it inside and my house is as quiet as when I left. I'm obviously in an odd mental state at this point, I'm even a bit mad, or is it jealous? Do I complain to them like an old grouchy lady, or what was I pissed about? I decided to leave it alone, being a person known for having no filter when talking, my luck I'd attempt to complain and make up something like noise, then quickly end up blurting out that if she kept up the advertising, she'd be single again soon and I'd have a nice hot tub. .

    That was Saturday. Smh. What a night. Yeah this weather these days is something else you know. Hehe.
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  7. #9222
    Quote Originally Posted by BTBear  [View Original Post]
    Getting laid is not just a hobby. Sex improves your life. To say that someone should not be able to get ED meds as part of their health care plan is ludicrous.

    I suffer from depression. Getting laid helps me cope. I am on meds that affect my ability to get an erection. My health care plan pays for what I need to perform. What is wrong with that?

    If I were a Vet and had my healthcare through the VA, who of you have the right to say that I can't get laid?

    Maybe I take Viagra to have sex with my wife. It's none of your business.

    Quit writing bullshit on a hooker board about the VA. Write your fucking Congressman if you want change.

    Jezzus. Move on. I think that those bitching the most have never experienced the depression following a night of ED. It ain't fun.




    Now go back to bitching about NCNS. Bitching about GPS. Complain about H-****** who pass out while blowing you. Leave the guys, I should say, the Vets, who need help alone. You never know, it could be you someday.
    Very good post my friend, and I am sorry to hear about your depression.

  8. #9221

    True

    Quote Originally Posted by ProVid  [View Original Post]
    I doubt that was a real first-timer.

    Sounds like something some well established senior piece of shit would do and has done and has even basically bragged about doing with providers.

    You guys need to keep this in mind when you talk about Monger parties. Or Monger unity in the face of NCNS. Or any other bullshit like that. You probably don't want to meet these guys.
    Also something to keep in mind when you read reviews here, or anywhere. There are plenty of providers lying, and also plenty of mongers. Provider lies are pretty easy to deal with and ignore, because they're pretty standard issue anyway ("my phone stopped working," "he was my brother," "I don't use drugs, but man you should hear about these other hos," "my period just started when you walked in the door," "you're the only guy I'm seeing today. " "You're my favorite. " "I'll pay you back next time.") The guys who are spreading BS to try extorting providers, or write suckup reviews to the same end, do more damage, because basically it's gotten harder to believe anything.

  9. #9220
    Quote Originally Posted by Cincyfunguy  [View Original Post]
    My friend recently learned from a Provider that she was contacted by a first time prospective client. He offered her one third of her advertised rate and threatened that he would post a bad review if she didn't accept. She wisely told him where to go.

    Sad but true, there are some real shithead low-life's out there.

    CFG.
    I doubt that was a real first-timer.

    Sounds like something some well established senior piece of shit would do and has done and has even basically bragged about doing with providers.

    You guys need to keep this in mind when you talk about Monger parties. Or Monger unity in the face of NCNS. Or any other bullshit like that. You probably don't want to meet these guys.

  10. #9219

    Despicable Behaviors

    Quote Originally Posted by Cantwaitformor  [View Original Post]
    A provider I see regularly reached out last night. Seems she had an issue with a customer who wanted more than she was willing to provide and he shorted her for not giving him what he wanted.

    This is a BR girl who doesn't offer FS. What she described would probably be considered attempted rape. After he didn't get his way he shorted her the donation. I'm far from being able to offer legal advice and thought I might see if anyone had an opinion. Most of my suggestions were just as illegal as what the guy did. What say the board?
    My friend recently learned from a Provider that she was contacted by a first time prospective client. He offered her one third of her advertised rate and threatened that he would post a bad review if she didn't accept. She wisely told him where to go.

    Sad but true, there are some real shithead low-life's out there.

    CFG.

  11. #9218

    Crickets

    Swing and miss with 4 different ladies today! Business must be good.

  12. #9217

    Get Togethers.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dillsborodave  [View Original Post]
    On another site they used to have a yearly golf outing. I went to one they had in Columbus Ohio a few years ago. It's neat to meet other providers in person. Each foursome was supposed to have a provider but some were no shows and screwed the whole thing up. I would be up for a round of golf and meeting some providers.
    I agree completely with Dillsborodave except; I'd be up to a round of providers and meet some golfers!

  13. #9216

    Get Togethers

    On another site they used to have a yearly golf outing. I went to one they had in Columbus Ohio a few years ago. It's neat to meet other providers in person. Each foursome was supposed to have a provider but some were no shows and screwed the whole thing up. I would be up for a round of golf and meeting some providers.

  14. #9215
    Quote Originally Posted by Cantwaitformor  [View Original Post]
    A provider I see regularly reached out last night. Seems she had an issue with a customer who wanted more than she was willing to provide and he shorted her for not giving him what he wanted.

    This is a BR girl who doesn't offer FS. What she described would probably be considered attempted rape. After he didn't get his way he shorted her the donation. I'm far from being able to offer legal advice and thought I might see if anyone had an opinion. Most of my suggestions were just as illegal as what the guy did. What say the board?
    I say that I take a lot of what these girls tell me with a grain of salt. It could be true, or it could be bullshit. I'd stay out of it completely. If she was assaulted she should go to the police. They aren't going to lock her up for reporting a crime.

  15. #9214

    RE: Pushing the Limits.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cantwaitformor  [View Original Post]
    A provider I see regularly reached out last night. Seems she had an issue with a customer who wanted more than she was willing to provide and he shorted her for not giving him what he wanted.

    This is a BR girl who doesn't offer FS. What she described would probably be considered attempted rape. After he didn't get his way he shorted her the donation. I'm far from being able to offer legal advice and thought I might see if anyone had an opinion. Most of my suggestions were just as illegal as what the guy did. What say the board?
    This is probably why a membership-only service like P411 is the future of all mongering. It means BOTH mongers and providers have to play by the rules or be banned. In this case, the girl reports the foul behavior and the P411 admins take corrective action against the monger by dinging him a temporary suspension or banning him outright.

    I used to sell stuff on Ebay in the early 2000's and it was a nice system because there was a feedback system for both buyers and sellers. We kept in each other in check and it quickly removed the bad actors. Sadly, that system ended in 2007 when Ebay no longer allowed sellers to leave negative feedback on scamming buyers.

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