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  1. #9006

    Surfing?

    Quote Originally Posted by BoxsterS  [View Original Post]
    This venue is a tool I use in search of the perfect wave. Does it exist? Probably not however, my search continues. When I catch the perfect wave I don't want to immediately load by board back on the Woody and ride off. I will want to lay on the beach and savor the moment.

    In this struggle, called "life" some like me, don't have that much time to invest in the perfect wave search. We aren't looking for "a" wave, looking for "the"wave. I don't go surfing at Stonelick Lake. Waste of time Dude. Now that's just my preception. I didn't unload my board and test the water could tell it was a waste of time by looking at it. Don't go there a waste of time.

    Ladyshay69 is down right ugly. She is not weathered or worn out she is ugly. Don't go there. I didn't unload the board. It's about time Dude. The most precious commodity. I can make more money but, I can't make more time. Surfers don't like wasting time. We live life on the edge, riding in the curl, hanging ten.

    You go surfing? If so, be honest about the water.
    Surfing?, that's not living on the edge. Racing and rubbing elbows at 180 mph on motorcycles on a closed roadrace course across the country. Now that's living life on the edge. .

  2. #9005

    Thank you sir

    Quote Originally Posted by RogerOver  [View Original Post]
    Tried to answer your PM but your box is full. Here's the answer to the question though:

    I generally follow these steps:

    1. click "reply" to the message that I want to move.

    2. copy all of the text and cancel or close the tab / window.

    3. open the fight thread.

    4. click "Add Report" and paste in the text add my reply and post the message.
    I just got the notice my inbox was full. It is clear now. Doh! I hate when that happens!

  3. #9004

    PSA from PM

    Tried to answer your PM but your box is full. Here's the answer to the question though:

    How do you take a post from one thread and move it to the rant section like you did? I've looked at what options are there and confused. I have tried cut and paste and it doesn't carry over for me. Thanks in advance for your reply.
    I generally follow these steps:

    1. click "Reply With Quote " to the message that I want to move.

    2. copy all of the text and close the tab / window.

    3. open the fight thread.

    4. click "Add Report" and paste in the text, add my reply and post the message.

  4. #9003

    No such offer

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyShay69  [View Original Post]
    Thank you for letting me rent space in your brain but enough is enough. This is suppose to be a form for informational purposes to help fellow providers and mongers to connect for some adult fun and learn a little about the person. I believe you have done that and gave your opinion about me and you know what they say about that honey. I'm not hurt or offended about anything you said at all. I can take constructive criticism but you're beyond criticism now or even a critique of my incall and I will take the opportunity to try to make changes to make the therapy experience better but now you are overboard.

    That's okay that you don't like me or you think I'm not the best looking woman in the world or the very least on this site but guess what people have a different opinions and taste than you. You didn't like me thank you and grow up to just keep going on and on about your opinion is like a child crying about his candy he didn't get.

    Okay you didn't approve of me you came over and turned around and walked away. I had 2 other mongers do the same thing one gave me compensation for my time for getting ready and the other gave me some insight on how to make some changes to help me to learn on how to be a little better about my incall. In both cases that was helpful and respectful but you are being a troll and rude. Now what's the next move on your part. It's obvious I wasn't good for you but apparently I'm good for other people. Your post are getting redundant and quite repetitive. I thought you were a seasoned monger. Don't forget you wanted to take me to a hotel and I REFUSED to go with you because you frighten me and I wanted to stay safe but I had a change of heart because I knew this was going to happen.

    IMO. It seems to me you got into this lifestyle just to complain and try to belittle a woman just because you want to feel better about yourself.

    BTW Heather513 and I are two different people it's obvious that you need glass because you can't tell the difference between two people or you're too beetle headed to even understand that people can look alike but we don't look alike.

    Good luck on your wave search because whoever you find is going to need luck with you.

    Kisses,

    LadyShay69.
    Like you said, I came over and walked away. I said this isn't going to work and got in my car. . I left, you called me. I made no offer of any other arrangements to spend a second of time with you.

  5. #9002
    Advertiser-Escort


    Posts: 26
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    EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited or deleted because it appeared to be a public effort to discourage members from posting information. If you have a concern about information posted by another member, then please contact them privately by PM. Please read the Forum's Posting Guidelines for further information.

    Before you write me and say you didn't, yes, you did. You can't tell guys what they can or cannot post on any thread on this forum. I allow chicks to fight back on a fight thread but you don't ever get to tell them what they should or shouldn't post in the slightest bit.

    A2

  6. #9001

    Surfing the Waves or surfing the Web.

    Quote Originally Posted by JayMalibu  [View Original Post]
    I've seen neither lady but it seems pretty harsh to make comments about perceptions that can certainly be subjective. One person's ugly can be someone else's beauty. Beauty is after all in the eyes of the beholder. Don't get me wrong, I'm not into all the political correctness thingy but -- are abrasive and insensitive public comments really necessary?
    This venue is a tool I use in search of the perfect wave. Does it exist? Probably not however, my search continues. When I catch the perfect wave I don't want to immediately load by board back on the Woody and ride off. I will want to lay on the beach and savor the moment.

    In this struggle, called "life" some like me, don't have that much time to invest in the perfect wave search. We aren't looking for "a" wave, looking for "the"wave. I don't go surfing at Stonelick Lake. Waste of time Dude. Now that's just my preception. I didn't unload my board and test the water could tell it was a waste of time by looking at it. Don't go there a waste of time.

    Ladyshay69 is down right ugly. She is not weathered or worn out she is ugly. Don't go there. I didn't unload the board. It's about time Dude. The most precious commodity. I can make more money but, I can't make more time. Surfers don't like wasting time. We live life on the edge, riding in the curl, hanging ten.

    You go surfing? If so, be honest about the water.

  7. #9000
    Administrator


    Posts: 3485

    Then why do it?

    Quote Originally Posted by HuntLadys29  [View Original Post]
    I believe this guy is a shill that wants to see if he can get us to comment on this ridiculous post.
    And you fell for it? On a review thread? And because you're a well respected Senior Member you were about to kick off a bunch of guys piling on which, if you are correct, would have given him EVERYTHING he wanted? Setting off a couple weeks of him posting shit to make you respond?

    This is why I always tell people, its a free forum, there will always be trolls, you cannot beat them to death you can only starve them.

  8. #8999

    Agreed

    Quote Originally Posted by HuntLadys29  [View Original Post]
    I started not to comment, but I can't help it. This stuff he's saying makes no sense at all. I've been on here for at least 5 years and I've never seen a more ridiculous post. I believe this guy is a shill that wants to see if he can get us to comment on this ridiculous post. I won't be able to pay cash. Why? Is your money in some type of trust? You think your money will be traced? Come on this is a BS post. Sorry that's how I see it. HL29.
    I thought the same thing, Hunt. !

    Can't pay cash? All your money tied up in US Savings Bonds? Mom won't give you your allowance til the end of the month? Haven't rolled your pennies to go to the bank yet?

    Yeah, this tool is a shill.

  9. #8998

    I have to say

    Quote Originally Posted by MrOpop  [View Original Post]
    Hello friends,

    Does anyone have any leads on providers who take CC, PayPal, or Venmo? I won't be able to use cash, so if you all know anyone, let me know please (feel free to PM if you want).

    Thank you.
    I started not to comment, but I can't help it. This stuff he's saying makes no sense at all. I've been on here for at least 5 years and I've never seen a more ridiculous post. I believe this guy is a shill that wants to see if he can get us to comment on this ridiculous post. I won't be able to pay cash. Why? Is your money in some type of trust? You think your money will be traced? Come on this is a BS post. Sorry that's how I see it. HL29.

  10. #8997

    Thinking

    Tonight might be my last in the hobby. At least for a while. Went to see a girl tonight who advertises here. I have seen her a few times before. When I got there it was obvious she was fucked up. Like to the point she couldn't stand up. Kept losing her train of thought in the middle of sentences. Just really out of it. I haven't seen her in a while and I can tell she has been heading down hill. I knew she had some kind of issues but I guess you don't realize how bad until you see someone in this condition. I told her she was making me really worried. She ended up sitting down on the bed crying and saying how ashamed she is after looking at pictures of herself from a year ago. I ended up leaving the money and just left. Didn't even unlace my shoes. I'm not going to share her name because of the creeps that I'm sure read this site. Not even really sure why I'm posting this but I don't have a lot of other people I can tell this story to.

  11. #8996

    Fucking obvious alt account.

    Quote Originally Posted by JimJaimes  [View Original Post]
    TY for stating this Twisted. Folks have to go with their conscience at times money be damned or not.
    Which one of you fags is trying to bump up another alt account and doing a shit job of it? I think I have a guess.

    This is pathetic.

  12. #8995
    Quote Originally Posted by BigCat44  [View Original Post]
    I was wondering if this couple realized we do have legal abortion in this country so people don't have to raise children again at 49. It's called freedom of choice in a country where we have freedom to make choices as adults. It's called the RULE OF LAW. I really don't care to hear any religious beliefs on the matter. It causes way too many problems in the world. It is OBSOLETE!
    Yeah its a choice for everyone but for a girl that see a monthly check every month for next 18 years whether you was sniped or not your going to be a daddy. Think the main point was not everything is not 100%. So if you have been sniped and become a daddy go play the next. Lottery.

  13. #8994

    Found a funny and informative post from 4 years ago, good repeat, Matti / Cinci

    Abc's of Mongering.

    Adult Services: Whether using a phone book or website, it' a dead end to look for any other term. Some phone books have removed the section altogether, preferring 'Adult Entertainment' to legally cover stripping, basement / garage modeling, jumping out of cakes, and the like. 'services' on the other hand, ensures the exchange of sex for money, though it's never wise to ask the friendly voice on the other end for specifics. Trust me. That's between you and the ladyť who will meet every awkward inquiry.

    Bargain and the haggle: Do not, under any circumstances, try to negotiate a fee upon arrival. It's even worse to do so after you've taken off your clothes. If the cost is $200, the best ladies are all-inclusive, but there are still rackets about that require additional tips. Yes, you may have to learn the hard way. If you hand over your money and she isn't naked herself within 30 seconds, I hope you brought additional cash.

    Comfortable: As in, 'Maybe you should get comfortable. ' If you hear these words upon arrival, get naked. Yes, completely naked. Leaving your socks on will only cause the lady to repeat this phrase or, in extreme cases, call her dispatcher. If you're in the buff, it's unlikely you're a cop, or at least that's the assumption.

    Dental Dam: If you're the crazy sort who needs to eat a much-abused pussy, failing to use a dental dam will likely send you to the hospital. Service provider pussy is for tapping, not immersing the same tongue that expects to savor a Big Mac afterwards.

    Erection: If you have a raging one on the drive over, you will not exceed three minutes in the sack. If you still don't have one after she's tickling your balls, I suggest the other persuasion.

    Fellatio: Any respectable prostitute will perform oral sex at the opening bell (pity if you get one of those 'massage first' chicks) , but decline immediately if she pulls out a condom. Yeah, it's safer, but you might as well be wearing a wool sock. Sure, I've gotten off to the mere sight of a chick in the nether regions, but to this date, I've never actually enjoyed a condom-oriented blow job. If she rolls it on before you can protest, move directly to sex.

    Gonorrhea: You're more likely to get it from your girlfriend than a prostitute, so dive in with confidence.

    Humiliation: Usually very costly and reserved for specialists, you can often convince your regular to smack you around a bit if you overpay for the half-hour session. Don't ask if it's your first time, but once you're comfortable and familiar, a sawbuck or two will likely earn a disparaging comment or perhaps an open-hand slap. Full beatings usually require a doubling of the overall price.

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    In-Call: Jump in the car, baby, because you're going to her place. Or his, if that's your cup of tea. Curiously, this is the preferred method of meeting an adult sex worker, as you can remain relatively anonymous and avoid blackmail schemes such as those featured in Punch Drunk Love. Sure, there's a chance some dude is hiding in the basement, waiting for you to be naked, vulnerable, and amenable to handing over your wallet, but that's not likely to happen in your more upscale, markets or areas.

    Jerking Off: Sure, she's a pro, but do not ask for a handjob from a prostitute. She's not only beneath such rote behavior, she'll likely do it half-assed just to piss you off. Still, that's not as bad as paying $265 and only being allowed to jerk yourself off. * wouldn't even remove her top! Not like I'the know or anything.

    Kissing: It's pretty much conventional wisdom that prostitutes don't like to kiss because it's 'too personal, ' but that's one of the oldest myths running. They don't want to kiss because it's likely your breath approximates her pussy after an atypically busy afternoon. I slobbered all over a working girl once just to say I did, but dragon breath was the last thing my tentative erection needed for the good fight. A peck goodbye is the preferred method. Making out is for teenagers and drunks.

    Love: If it existed, you wouldn't be here.

    Music: I can't remember ever visiting a prostitute who didn't have music playing, though on one occasion, I fucked in a motel room while the television was on. Maury, if I'm not mistaken. Acceptable tunes include Enya, Seal, Marvin Gaye, and light jazz, though are&B will work in a pinch. Avoid heavy metal and country at all costs. AC / DC is for strip clubs.

    Nasty Talk: You always think you're going to use such language (hey, she's a pro, not my girlfriend) , but it never happens. The minute you start saying, 'you want my cock, don't you * ' you feel completely stupid for assuming you could be manly. You fear women, that's why you can't find any outside the parameters of a transaction, remember? Meek and mild is best, just in case you want to see the little lady again. You are allowed to scream like a banshee during your orgasm, but leave the trash talk at home.

    One-and-Done: Few things are as depressing as finding that hot little number who makes you shoot your wad inside of a minute, only to find out that 'per hour' is arguably the most misleading term on earth. Most gals are 'per load' types, which is their right, but if you manage to find a lady who lets you go as many times as you wish without additional currency, never let her go. I mean, follow her from coast to coast, if necessary. I would suggest jerking off right before seeing a prostitute to ensure a longer experience, but every time I think I can do this, I realize, post-orgasm, that I just saved a bunch of money and am too tired to go anywhere.

    Prostitute: An acceptable term in some quarters, but 'escort'ť is pretty much the standard these days. Never, ever use 'working girl' or 'tramp' when discussing business, and if you're a real gentleman, you'll resort to 'ma'am' as needed.

    Quickie: If you're going to be the sort who can't fill the allotted hour (or half-hour) , make sure you're dropping no more than $40. My personal record is $150 for five total minutes, but that's a mistake no man will make twice. Fine, three times. Find a prostitute who allows 'multiple visits' during the session, and you'll never fear the call of pre-maturity again.

    Ramada Inn: The worst fucking place to ever meet a prostitute. Yeah, they often have the outside entrances you crave, but they never seem to cool down those rooms in the summer. As strange as it sounds, I've had the greatest times at Motel 6, perhaps because I don't feel so guilty about dripping my juice on the comforter. It seems almost obligatory.

    Sexy attire: I never did like it when girls would answer the door wearing a teddy or some allegedly 'sexy' item. Such things made me more self-conscious and mindful of the business side of the situation. No, it's best when they come to the door in every day clothing, like a sweater, blue jeans, or tight-ass shorts that reverberate camel toe. And if they look like they're just gotten home from a big meeting, complete with librarian-style hair bun? I'm hard before I hit the foyer.

    Talking: Very, very important to exchange words with a prostitute after sex, though no more than 3-4 minutes. Believe me, she wants you the fuck out of there. Still, I learned many things over the years, including the fact that a provider I love see on here number one client is a married cop. My sweet, sweet little ATF in Cincy puffed up like a peacock whenever she told me about fucking a high-ranking officer in Hamilton County, or some suit from the mayor's office. And it made me go all aw-shucks with pride whenever she asked me how my Master's Thesis was going. Still unreadable, thanks.

    You-turn: Once you call to arrange an appointment, don't be a dick and not show up. If you have regrets, call her and cancel. She has better things to do than shower for no reason. Though you may not.

    Voluptuous: They'll tell you over the phone if they're in possession of a healthy rack, and it's best to insist on it. Sure, it's wise to withhold funds from anyone that sends BS pics but if the only way you're going to get a mouthful of funbag is to climb Mt. Fuji, so be it. Few things are as depressing as driving across town to find an emaciated chick who looks like that neighbor boy who never eats.

    Washcloth: The classier dames will always offer to wipe down your penis after sex, which is more than my damn ex-wife has ever done. Then again, she had to mount me for free.

    Xavier: Just isn't a believable pseudonym. I tried Enrique once, but giggled my way to a hang up. You're not faxing her a copy of your Social Security card and routing information, for crying out loud; just give her your real name.

    Youth: Yeah, I've had the ladies fresh from college, or its working girl equivalent, waitressing, but your dollars are better spent with the 30-40 crowd. Not only does an older woman have the chops, she's more likely to convince you that she actually wants to be there, rather than simply being too lazy to punch a time clock. A hot 20-year-old, while good for the loins, will never pull off the head-back moan. But a MILF? I'm buying it, baby.

    Zero: When you're earning $7. 25 an hour and still living at home, your bank account will never rise above this point if you insist on more than one girl per month. It's why the good Lord done made credit cards.

  14. #8993

    Their choice to raise the kid was based on their personal values

    Quote Originally Posted by Twisted69  [View Original Post]
    Their choice to raise the kid was based on their personal values, welfare was not a consideration in the decision. I'm not going to rant on the subject of personal values etc. , here! Secondly, my examples were not in the last several years and there are several different techniques that are used in the procedure. My point on caution was not that it happens a lot, just be careful because it does happen.
    TY for stating this Twisted. Folks have to go with their conscience at times money be damned or not.

  15. #8992

    I respectfully disagree

    Quote Originally Posted by RogerOver  [View Original Post]
    moved from other thread just in case it goes off the rails.

    It was meant to be tongue-in-cheek since BoxsterS was so insistent a couple of times that they are the same and how unpleasant she looks. My intention wasn't to be abrasive.

    But. Beauty really isn't all that subjective. It's just not. I'm sure we can pick out a girl that's hot and 90% of us would agree. Same with unattractive women. I'm sure we can find one that we virtually all agree on.
    I have seen "good looking folks" with "ugly folks", skinny men w / large women, good looking women with guys I would visually judge as dirt bags. Yes RO you are correct, there are those we can all say "damn she is fine! But in a forum it is subjective. Everyone is different. Some people may be totally turned off by a Butterface and others not at all. A few trips to 440 made me aware that attraction goes beyond looks and is totally subjective. As my lovely Grandmother used to say. "every pot has its lid". Peace! JJ.

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