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  1. #9224

    West Side is the Best Side! LOL

    Got to love them neighbors!

  2. #9223

    I know this is not my Journal but.

    Where else can I go to get out a Rant or Rave without fear of family or friends judging, that was rhetorical. So, I walk out to the deck, it started snowing for the 3rd time. The flakes are surprisingly slow to be so large and dense looking. Now you'd think at this time of year, below freezing winds howling through the back yard, cold enough to throw water in the air and watch it turn to ice before it lands. It's really quiet when it snows like this, when I lived in the city areas it would get so quiet, you could hear electric buzzing through the power lines. The privacy here is amazing it's so quiet. No power lines taking over the streets, cutting the trees in half along the way all to put idiots front and center, yelling from a screen right in your living room as if there's a town hall meeting and you're providing seating. So this deck & my service room is solace. I considered myself, likely the only lady on our street with a naughty side. However this night, I thought the Dr. Understated the rise in libido as hormones adjust to the correction in medication I'd needed for nearly two yrs. Yet there I was again, hearing this slashing, like salmon on the run jumping to make the pass, moaning like moose at 4 am in grunt season & murmuring like a 15 yr old boy who just had to get his first motor boating out of his system. Call me nosey or dangerously stupid, your choice, but I'm so intrigued so I investigate. Only a few yards away I see steam, coming up in moon light like a warm lake on a cold night. I see light cutting through the brush and fencing. I go closer still. Now I find myself at 35 yrs old, backed against thick bushes, hunched down slightly with palms against the bushes as if a 007 Girl rounding the ledge of a high rise. Looking into someone's windows. It's definitely not a window, though a peeping tom I'm sure I'd be. I split the bushes quickly to see, because during my thoughts of telling my cell mate Bertha, that I'm in for watching my neighbors have sex out doors, it got quiet. Very quiet. I'm looking, looking, then as if behind me I hear " THERE YOU ARE I THOUGHT YOU GOT COLD! YOU WANT TO COME INSIDE?" Just as I raise up to apologize thinking this will not be good in the rumor mill, I hear, " NO BABE I STAYED UNDER THE WATER JUST INCASE IT NEEDED NEW BATTERIES " I ducked back down as he answers, " and that he did!" . ,they touch it as if it's some majestic animal, like it's the last of its kind in captivity trying to prevent extinction. It's a dong! With a base like a plunger! Imagine me eyes! These come with a platform yet he's not mad, he's not upset or jealous, he's as happy to bend her over, stick it to the side, slide it around as she backs and pokes over an over until the perfect spot is reached for her comfort. Her spot of comfort looked so perfect, she leaned over and laid her arms across eachother, laid her head on them like the dip on the side of the tub was a pillow on the bed, he wraps in a robe and zips up the wind breaker to prevent blowing into their little square, sits and smokes while he watches her, with her eyes closed, leaning back on something not of him, enjoy the prolonged, uninterrupted, penetration. I know, I should leave, it's not a moose or wild bear trashing garbage cans in a shed, I found the source of the noise, I should go. Well, I can't, it's now quiet, the ground will crunch, steam seemed to of fallin an coated the snow in front of me. SHIT! Now what! ,. They can't last forever, I'll wait them out, oddly, I'm wasn't very cold. 15 minutes turned into 30, turns into 45 , I'm starting to think SHEESH LADY! Give it a break already I got to get inside, but no! Right when I think I'm home free, right when I think he's done letting her have an unstoppable continuation of strokes! He stands and I'm thinking, he's about to say, okay now baby, that's enough for tonight, instead I look to see he unrobed, he's holding her hair an pulling her back on it harder and faster, she starts telling him she's ready and I'm like holy shit! He straddling this lady (whom I no longer call * the Neighbor's new wife) I cover my mouth an watch as he slides himself inside her without missing a beat! Double PENETRATION WITHOUT a 3rd PARTY! I've seen a lot of pornos in my life but you just can't make this shit up! Something I probably would of stayed to watch the finale but I had the green light while she begged aloud for all of it, to make my dash to the deck. I make it inside and my house is as quiet as when I left. I'm obviously in an odd mental state at this point, I'm even a bit mad, or is it jealous? Do I complain to them like an old grouchy lady, or what was I pissed about? I decided to leave it alone, being a person known for having no filter when talking, my luck I'd attempt to complain and make up something like noise, then quickly end up blurting out that if she kept up the advertising, she'd be single again soon and I'd have a nice hot tub. .

    That was Saturday. Smh. What a night. Yeah this weather these days is something else you know. Hehe.
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  3. #9222
    Quote Originally Posted by BTBear  [View Original Post]
    Getting laid is not just a hobby. Sex improves your life. To say that someone should not be able to get ED meds as part of their health care plan is ludicrous.

    I suffer from depression. Getting laid helps me cope. I am on meds that affect my ability to get an erection. My health care plan pays for what I need to perform. What is wrong with that?

    If I were a Vet and had my healthcare through the VA, who of you have the right to say that I can't get laid?

    Maybe I take Viagra to have sex with my wife. It's none of your business.

    Quit writing bullshit on a hooker board about the VA. Write your fucking Congressman if you want change.

    Jezzus. Move on. I think that those bitching the most have never experienced the depression following a night of ED. It ain't fun.




    Now go back to bitching about NCNS. Bitching about GPS. Complain about H-****** who pass out while blowing you. Leave the guys, I should say, the Vets, who need help alone. You never know, it could be you someday.
    Very good post my friend, and I am sorry to hear about your depression.

  4. #9221

    True

    Quote Originally Posted by ProVid  [View Original Post]
    I doubt that was a real first-timer.

    Sounds like something some well established senior piece of shit would do and has done and has even basically bragged about doing with providers.

    You guys need to keep this in mind when you talk about Monger parties. Or Monger unity in the face of NCNS. Or any other bullshit like that. You probably don't want to meet these guys.
    Also something to keep in mind when you read reviews here, or anywhere. There are plenty of providers lying, and also plenty of mongers. Provider lies are pretty easy to deal with and ignore, because they're pretty standard issue anyway ("my phone stopped working," "he was my brother," "I don't use drugs, but man you should hear about these other hos," "my period just started when you walked in the door," "you're the only guy I'm seeing today. " "You're my favorite. " "I'll pay you back next time.") The guys who are spreading BS to try extorting providers, or write suckup reviews to the same end, do more damage, because basically it's gotten harder to believe anything.

  5. #9220
    Quote Originally Posted by Cincyfunguy  [View Original Post]
    My friend recently learned from a Provider that she was contacted by a first time prospective client. He offered her one third of her advertised rate and threatened that he would post a bad review if she didn't accept. She wisely told him where to go.

    Sad but true, there are some real shithead low-life's out there.

    CFG.
    I doubt that was a real first-timer.

    Sounds like something some well established senior piece of shit would do and has done and has even basically bragged about doing with providers.

    You guys need to keep this in mind when you talk about Monger parties. Or Monger unity in the face of NCNS. Or any other bullshit like that. You probably don't want to meet these guys.

  6. #9219

    Despicable Behaviors

    Quote Originally Posted by Cantwaitformor  [View Original Post]
    A provider I see regularly reached out last night. Seems she had an issue with a customer who wanted more than she was willing to provide and he shorted her for not giving him what he wanted.

    This is a BR girl who doesn't offer FS. What she described would probably be considered attempted rape. After he didn't get his way he shorted her the donation. I'm far from being able to offer legal advice and thought I might see if anyone had an opinion. Most of my suggestions were just as illegal as what the guy did. What say the board?
    My friend recently learned from a Provider that she was contacted by a first time prospective client. He offered her one third of her advertised rate and threatened that he would post a bad review if she didn't accept. She wisely told him where to go.

    Sad but true, there are some real shithead low-life's out there.

    CFG.

  7. #9218

    Crickets

    Swing and miss with 4 different ladies today! Business must be good.

  8. #9217

    Get Togethers.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dillsborodave  [View Original Post]
    On another site they used to have a yearly golf outing. I went to one they had in Columbus Ohio a few years ago. It's neat to meet other providers in person. Each foursome was supposed to have a provider but some were no shows and screwed the whole thing up. I would be up for a round of golf and meeting some providers.
    I agree completely with Dillsborodave except; I'd be up to a round of providers and meet some golfers!

  9. #9216

    Get Togethers

    On another site they used to have a yearly golf outing. I went to one they had in Columbus Ohio a few years ago. It's neat to meet other providers in person. Each foursome was supposed to have a provider but some were no shows and screwed the whole thing up. I would be up for a round of golf and meeting some providers.

  10. #9215
    Quote Originally Posted by Cantwaitformor  [View Original Post]
    A provider I see regularly reached out last night. Seems she had an issue with a customer who wanted more than she was willing to provide and he shorted her for not giving him what he wanted.

    This is a BR girl who doesn't offer FS. What she described would probably be considered attempted rape. After he didn't get his way he shorted her the donation. I'm far from being able to offer legal advice and thought I might see if anyone had an opinion. Most of my suggestions were just as illegal as what the guy did. What say the board?
    I say that I take a lot of what these girls tell me with a grain of salt. It could be true, or it could be bullshit. I'd stay out of it completely. If she was assaulted she should go to the police. They aren't going to lock her up for reporting a crime.

  11. #9214

    RE: Pushing the Limits.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cantwaitformor  [View Original Post]
    A provider I see regularly reached out last night. Seems she had an issue with a customer who wanted more than she was willing to provide and he shorted her for not giving him what he wanted.

    This is a BR girl who doesn't offer FS. What she described would probably be considered attempted rape. After he didn't get his way he shorted her the donation. I'm far from being able to offer legal advice and thought I might see if anyone had an opinion. Most of my suggestions were just as illegal as what the guy did. What say the board?
    This is probably why a membership-only service like P411 is the future of all mongering. It means BOTH mongers and providers have to play by the rules or be banned. In this case, the girl reports the foul behavior and the P411 admins take corrective action against the monger by dinging him a temporary suspension or banning him outright.

    I used to sell stuff on Ebay in the early 2000's and it was a nice system because there was a feedback system for both buyers and sellers. We kept in each other in check and it quickly removed the bad actors. Sadly, that system ended in 2007 when Ebay no longer allowed sellers to leave negative feedback on scamming buyers.

  12. #9213
    Quote Originally Posted by Cantwaitformor  [View Original Post]
    A provider I see regularly reached out last night. Seems she had an issue with a customer who wanted more than she was willing to provide and he shorted her for not giving him what he wanted.

    This is a BR girl who doesn't offer FS. What she described would probably be considered attempted rape. After he didn't get his way he shorted her the donation. I'm far from being able to offer legal advice and thought I might see if anyone had an opinion. Most of my suggestions were just as illegal as what the guy did. What say the board?
    All she can do is refuse to see him any more, and share his name where possible. He legal recourse is pretty well zero as she'd be more likely to go to jail than he would.

  13. #9212

    Pushing the Limits

    A provider I see regularly reached out last night. Seems she had an issue with a customer who wanted more than she was willing to provide and he shorted her for not giving him what he wanted.

    This is a BR girl who doesn't offer FS. What she described would probably be considered attempted rape. After he didn't get his way he shorted her the donation. I'm far from being able to offer legal advice and thought I might see if anyone had an opinion. Most of my suggestions were just as illegal as what the guy did. What say the board?

  14. #9211

    Never Heard of it?

    Quote Originally Posted by TMeister  [View Original Post]
    I guess I'm old enough to not really be interested in this type of thing anymore. Back in my crazy horny 20's I probably woulda jumped at these rare opportunities with vigor and zeal. Kinda makes me sad that I never participated in such an event during my sexual peak. After all, I enjoyed watching orgy porn in those days and the mere idea of 9 or 10 attractive females in one room asking for you to fill their various wet holes is appealing to any man with a functioning dick!!

    But now being in my late 40's, I only monger so I can get a young girlie to drain a week's worth of nut butter from my sack and relieve all that built up sperm pressure, and then give her a nice kiss and venture back into the night. Nature didn't intend for those tiny swimmers to wither and decay inside your body so you need to set them free every few days, and the most enjoyable way is to get a soft pair of lips or a tight vagg to coax them out LOL. I prefer to focus all my attention on that one girlie and let her do her job with passion and care to squeeze every last drop of juice out.

    The idea of multiple naked women roaming around and squirting other guys' bodily fluids all over me don't really sound like the funnest thing in the world HA HA HA. Have at it, dudes!
    I have never hear of that before? I must be living under a rock still.

  15. #9210

    RE: It's not as easy as it sounds.

    Quote Originally Posted by Scup1958  [View Original Post]
    I've been to several of them. They are a good time, but it's not easy to put one together. Everyone has their own idea about where it should be, when it should be, who should be invited, what activities should be allowed, and the list goes on. Some are convinced that it's just an elaborate sting. It didn't help when a large party organized by administrators of the INDYpendent site was infiltrated by LE. One provider with an outstanding warrant was picked up and that's about all that they got. All of them that I've been involved with since that event have been smaller groups where the participants are well known to each other. I only ever organized one event. It involved 5 mongers and 2 providers. It worked out very well, but that's the last time I intend to try and organize one of these things.
    I guess I'm old enough to not really be interested in this type of thing anymore. Back in my crazy horny 20's I probably woulda jumped at these rare opportunities with vigor and zeal. Kinda makes me sad that I never participated in such an event during my sexual peak. After all, I enjoyed watching orgy porn in those days and the mere idea of 9 or 10 attractive females in one room asking for you to fill their various wet holes is appealing to any man with a functioning dick!!

    But now being in my late 40's, I only monger so I can get a young girlie to drain a week's worth of nut butter from my sack and relieve all that built up sperm pressure, and then give her a nice kiss and venture back into the night. Nature didn't intend for those tiny swimmers to wither and decay inside your body so you need to set them free every few days, and the most enjoyable way is to get a soft pair of lips or a tight vagg to coax them out LOL. I prefer to focus all my attention on that one girlie and let her do her job with passion and care to squeeze every last drop of juice out.

    The idea of multiple naked women roaming around and squirting other guys' bodily fluids all over me don't really sound like the funnest thing in the world HA HA HA. Have at it, dudes!

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