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Old 07-25-10 at 11:48   #3244
Robespierre
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Forehead

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Originally Posted by FromUnder
I usually just tape a Jackson to my forehead so there is no confusion and no finances have to be discussed
That sounds like a new variation on Liar's Poker.But with better stakes.lol

Pierre
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Old 07-24-10 at 18:51   #3243
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Lets be gentlemen

I am a newbie to this site. I wish I would have known about it yrs ago. I lived and worked in highlantown. So I am experienced in SW on conkling and PP. Anyway I read a report from a fellow monger(total post 18) and responded because he stated he would give digits to bbw lover. After a few attempts I posted my frustration. Afew seniors felt the need to put me in my place. I am a rookie asking another rookie for info. I am staying in the shallow end on here. Lets stay gentlemen. I will respect the seniors on here. Because I do have a lot to learn. I love this site. Because it will all help us. Not get robbed diseased or killed. I just want to learn.
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Old 07-24-10 at 16:50   #3242
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Some help as well

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I need recommendations for discreet hotels for a couple of hours that don't scream *****. My only experience has been with Tim's, Executive and White Elk. Something nicer than that. Could we westside, could be eastside. PM me. Thanks.



I'm pretty aware of the usual suspects as well; but am need also of some ideas for a short term and more specifically cash place. Hate to ask but any help would be great.

Sometimes the paces mongers and SWs frequent just won't do...

Thanks in advance.
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Old 07-24-10 at 15:20   #3241
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I have been picking up more girls lately that seem to think they should get a higher price for their services. Normally I just opt for a BJ, if the girl is good it takes no more than a few minutes. In my younger days I would have lasted longer or did a multiple pop. Now I think I am easy money for the right girl. What I do is keep a folded up Jack in my right pants pocket and two separately folded Lincolns in the left pants pocket. The Jack is for the basics and the Abes are for good service (one Abe)or on rare occasions excellent service (two Abes)This way my wallet stays in my pocket, this might not work as good for FS. I haven't found too many street girls worth 40 for a BJ. I could be wrong. OK rant over.

Pierre
I usually just tape a Jackson to my forehead so there is no confusion and no finances have to be discussed
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Old 07-24-10 at 09:01   #3240
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Hide the wallet then hide the salami

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Hey Rob,
Just a little suggestion about keeping your wallet in you pocket. That is not a good idea. If you get a sw who has stick fingers( I would guess 95% of them do) and feels your wallet while cleaning your pipe, she would definitely go for it. And with your pants being down, your wallet would be an easy target.

Even if you pants stays up & she does it thru your open zipper,your mind is not on your wallet 100% during the deed. I always take out my normal donations with tip $ as well like you do but I always put my. wallet in a secure place. I didn't before,until I had a sw who tried to help herself to my wallet. This was like 2-3 years ago.

Rook.
Good point Rookie.I did a car date with a Blockett about 30 years ago when I first started to monger.Being young and inexperienced,I parked in her spot,paid up front and promply got my pocket picked.She only got a few dollars,but I wised up pretty quickly.Now I have a spot outside the city limits,about a 10 minute drive,but an hour walk.The prospect of a long walk home seems to work well in keeping the girls a little more honest.I try to go with the SW's I know,if a new one doesn't want to go to my spot,the date is over.Thru the zipper is the best way to go with a new girl,that way you can a least sit on your wallet.Hiding the wallet is overall the safest method in loss prevention.I have seen posts about a monger wallet setup some guys use,effective but it seems like a lot of trouble.Above all be careful.

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Old 07-24-10 at 00:27   #3239
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Short term choices

I need recommendations for discreet hotels for a couple of hours that don't scream *****. My only experience has been with Tim's, Executive and White Elk. Something nicer than that. Could we westside, could be eastside. PM me. Thanks.
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Old 07-23-10 at 23:47   #3238
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Suggestion

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I have been picking up more girls lately that seem to think they should get a higher price for their services. Normally I just opt for a BJ, if the girl is good it takes no more than a few minutes. In my younger days I would have lasted longer or did a multiple pop. Now I think I am easy money for the right girl. What I do is keep a folded up Jack in my right pants pocket and two separately folded Lincolns in the left pants pocket. The Jack is for the basics and the Abes are for good service (one Abe)or on rare occasions excellent service (two Abes)This way my wallet stays in my pocket, this might not work as good for FS. I haven't found too many street girls worth 40 for a BJ. I could be wrong. OK rant over.

Pierre



Hey Rob,
Just a little suggestion about keeping your wallet in you pocket. That is not a good idea. If you get a sw who has stick fingers( I would guess 95% of them do) and feels your wallet while cleaning your pipe, she would definitely go for it. And with your pants being down, your wallet would be an easy target.

Even if you pants stays up & she does it thru your open zipper,your mind is not on your wallet 100% during the deed. I always take out my normal donations with tip $ as well like you do but I always put my. wallet in a secure place. I didn't before,until I had a sw who tried to help herself to my wallet. This was like 2-3 years ago.

Rook.
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Old 07-23-10 at 18:59   #3237
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Pricey SW's

I have been picking up more girls lately that seem to think they should get a higher price for their services. Normally I just opt for a BJ, if the girl is good it takes no more than a few minutes. In my younger days I would have lasted longer or did a multiple pop. Now I think I am easy money for the right girl. What I do is keep a folded up Jack in my right pants pocket and two separately folded Lincolns in the left pants pocket. The Jack is for the basics and the Abes are for good service (one Abe)or on rare occasions excellent service (two Abes)This way my wallet stays in my pocket, this might not work as good for FS. I haven't found too many street girls worth 40 for a BJ. I could be wrong. OK rant over.

Pierre
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Old 07-23-10 at 10:13   #3236
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Originally Posted by Baltimonger
I can sum that b!tch up in a song:

I had a hard run (or I had a hard on)
Running from your window
I was all night running, running, running
I wonder if you care?
I had a run-in
Run around and run down
Run around a corner
Run smack into a tree

I had to move
Really had to move
That's why if you please
I am on my bended knees
Bertha don't you come around here anymore


Haha great stuff. Thanks for helping me choose my playlist this morning.
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Old 07-23-10 at 01:45   #3235
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Reports: 58
Baltimonger:
I LOVE the song. Could you write songs for all the girls?

Bench:
You said, "The last thing we need here is to cater to the lazy fuckers."
Ok, I certainly understand that. Maybe you're right, and it wouldn't help. But what if they DID write something useful if they didn't have to think about it? If so, I wouldn't mind catering to a few if it meant getting the kind of useful intel that led my unerringly to some fabulous experiences in other states where a template like that is used. Mmmm, really useful… really mmmmm useful...(trailing off with happy memories and a goofy grin…) At least I'm hoping it was the intel that led to that joy, and not the more horrifying alternative that it's so fewer great girls here than in those other states!

Sundance: Hilarious!
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Old 07-22-10 at 17:43   #3234
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Originally Posted by Alan Duval
Sometimes everybody here is asking about someone -- and nobody answers because those who know her know full well that she wants to remain under the radar -- and for good reason.

That's why we have the option of private emails! So that someone who has posted enough, over a long-enough time, can be trusted to not be a pimp or worse.

Other times we see an ad on BP or CL. This person is advertising right out in public, so we don't have to worry about their wanting to be under the radar.

We all need intel in order to sort out the roses from the thorns, and the real providers from the scams. So let me be bold enough to suggest that we act a little more like some of the other boards (TNA, TER, etc.):

1) Let's ALWAYS post a serious review of the ones to avoid, because they're scammers, robbers, cheaters, upsellers, bait-n-switchers, dirty/smelly/mean/sick/lazy/nasty, or just have a bad attitude.

2) For those gems who want to remain under the radar who want keep their business going by word of mouth reference from people they trusts, let's ONLY use private emails, and only to those who have established themselves here for a long enough enough time that we can have some confidence they're not a pimp or worse.

3) For those who use CL and BP, let's use a common format to get all the info we want, quickly and concisely.

Eg,

LOCATION: BWI
DATE: July
NAME: Bertha
INCALL/OUTCALL: incall
INCALL CLEANLINESS: dirty
AGENCY OR INDY: indy
ACCURATE PICTURE: no
PERSONALITY: boring
RACE: white
BODY TYPE: thin
HEIGHT: tall
BREASTS: Pretty, perky
WAIST: average
HAIR: brown, dirty
EYES: brown
SKIN TONE: pale
TRIMMING: shaved but very stubbly
TATTOOS: no
PIERCINGS: ears
CLOTHES: sloppy, sweats
ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: bored, rushed
SMOKES: chain smoker
KISSING TECHNIQUE: no
FRENCH: covered
GREEK: no
RUSSIAN: no
DON’T’s: No GFE, no bbbj, no fun.
WEBSITE: http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/
SCREENING PROCESS: 2 call system
EMAIL: avoidme@hotmail.com
PHONE: 443-555-0000
RATES: $$$ for hr
RECOMMEND: no
REPEAT: no!
COMMENTS: bad attitude, horrible time, think I'll become a monk


I can sum that b!tch up in a song:

I had a hard run (or I had a hard on)
Running from your window
I was all night running, running, running
I wonder if you care?
I had a run-in
Run around and run down
Run around a corner
Run smack into a tree

I had to move
Really had to move
That's why if you please
I am on my bended knees
Bertha don't you come around here anymore
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Old 07-22-10 at 17:10   #3233
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I see what you're saying... and why.

All of this information is covered by a decent report. You're just creating a template so that people don;t write good reports OR read the reports that are already posted. The last thing we need here is to cater to the lazy fuckers.

That being said, there's a reason I use this site more than the others.


Bench

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Originally Posted by Alan Duval
Sometimes everybody here is asking about someone -- and nobody answers because those who know her know full well that she wants to remain under the radar -- and for good reason.

That's why we have the option of private emails! So that someone who has posted enough, over a long-enough time, can be trusted to not be a pimp or worse.

Other times we see an ad on BP or CL. This person is advertising right out in public, so we don't have to worry about their wanting to be under the radar.

We all need intel in order to sort out the roses from the thorns, and the real providers from the scams. So let me be bold enough to suggest that we act a little more like some of the other boards (TNA, TER, etc.):

1) Let's ALWAYS post a serious review of the ones to avoid, because they're scammers, robbers, cheaters, upsellers, bait-n-switchers, dirty/smelly/mean/sick/lazy/nasty, or just have a bad attitude.

2) For those gems who want to remain under the radar who want keep their business going by word of mouth reference from people they trusts, let's ONLY use private emails, and only to those who have established themselves here for a long enough enough time that we can have some confidence they're not a pimp or worse.

3) For those who use CL and BP, let's use a common format to get all the info we want, quickly and concisely.

Eg,

LOCATION: BWI
DATE: July
NAME: Bertha
INCALL/OUTCALL: incall
INCALL CLEANLINESS: dirty
AGENCY OR INDY: indy
ACCURATE PICTURE: no
PERSONALITY: boring
RACE: white
BODY TYPE: thin
HEIGHT: tall
BREASTS: Pretty, perky
WAIST: average
HAIR: brown, dirty
EYES: brown
SKIN TONE: pale
TRIMMING: shaved but very stubbly
TATTOOS: no
PIERCINGS: ears
CLOTHES: sloppy, sweats
ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: bored, rushed
SMOKES: chain smoker
KISSING TECHNIQUE: no
FRENCH: covered
GREEK: no
RUSSIAN: no
DON’T’s: No GFE, no bbbj, no fun.
WEBSITE: http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/
SCREENING PROCESS: 2 call system
EMAIL: avoidme@hotmail.com
PHONE: 443-555-0000
RATES: $$$ for hr
RECOMMEND: no
REPEAT: no!
COMMENTS: bad attitude, horrible time, think I'll become a monk
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Old 07-22-10 at 16:47   #3232
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Originally Posted by Alan Duval

Eg,

LOCATION: BWI
DATE: July
NAME: Bertha
INCALL/OUTCALL: incall
INCALL CLEANLINESS: dirty
AGENCY OR INDY: indy
ACCURATE PICTURE: no
PERSONALITY: boring
RACE: white
BODY TYPE: thin
HEIGHT: tall
BREASTS: Pretty, perky
WAIST: average
HAIR: brown, dirty
EYES: brown
SKIN TONE: pale
TRIMMING: shaved but very stubbly
TATTOOS: no
PIERCINGS: ears
CLOTHES: sloppy, sweats
ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: bored, rushed
SMOKES: chain smoker
KISSING TECHNIQUE: no
FRENCH: covered
GREEK: no
RUSSIAN: no
DON’T’s: No GFE, no bbbj, no fun.
WEBSITE: [url
http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/[/url]
SCREENING PROCESS: 2 call system
EMAIL: avoidme@hotmail.com
PHONE: 443-555-0000
RATES: $$$ for hr
RECOMMEND: no
REPEAT: no!
COMMENTS: bad attitude, horrible time, think I'll become a monk



I think you just described my last experience,only she had lots of tats(some of the prison varity) and peircings just about everywhere. When she came to the room , I told her she was in the wrong place. Talk about an inaccurate picture. I was in Cleveland (thinking of moving back, I might rethink that)
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Old 07-22-10 at 16:03   #3231
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Hitting the balance; Making the Board more Useful

Sometimes everybody here is asking about someone -- and nobody answers because those who know her know full well that she wants to remain under the radar -- and for good reason.

That's why we have the option of private emails! So that someone who has posted enough, over a long-enough time, can be trusted to not be a pimp or worse.

Other times we see an ad on BP or CL. This person is advertising right out in public, so we don't have to worry about their wanting to be under the radar.

We all need intel in order to sort out the roses from the thorns, and the real providers from the scams. So let me be bold enough to suggest that we act a little more like some of the other boards (TNA, TER, etc.):

1) Let's ALWAYS post a serious review of the ones to avoid, because they're scammers, robbers, cheaters, upsellers, bait-n-switchers, dirty/smelly/mean/sick/lazy/nasty, or just have a bad attitude.

2) For those gems who want to remain under the radar who want keep their business going by word of mouth reference from people they trusts, let's ONLY use private emails, and only to those who have established themselves here for a long enough enough time that we can have some confidence they're not a pimp or worse.

3) For those who use CL and BP, let's use a common format to get all the info we want, quickly and concisely.

Eg,

LOCATION: BWI
DATE: July
NAME: Bertha
INCALL/OUTCALL: incall
INCALL CLEANLINESS: dirty
AGENCY OR INDY: indy
ACCURATE PICTURE: no
PERSONALITY: boring
RACE: white
BODY TYPE: thin
HEIGHT: tall
BREASTS: Pretty, perky
WAIST: average
HAIR: brown, dirty
EYES: brown
SKIN TONE: pale
TRIMMING: shaved but very stubbly
TATTOOS: no
PIERCINGS: ears
CLOTHES: sloppy, sweats
ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: bored, rushed
SMOKES: chain smoker
KISSING TECHNIQUE: no
FRENCH: covered
GREEK: no
RUSSIAN: no
DON’T’s: No GFE, no bbbj, no fun.
WEBSITE: http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/
SCREENING PROCESS: 2 call system
EMAIL: avoidme@hotmail.com
PHONE: 443-555-0000
RATES: $$$ for hr
RECOMMEND: no
REPEAT: no!
COMMENTS: bad attitude, horrible time, think I'll become a monk

Last edited by Alan Duval : 07-22-10 at 16:06. Reason: fix a typo
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Old 07-22-10 at 11:32   #3230
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Wasn't this like 2 years ago? Why bring it up now?

Yeah, it was a coupla years ago.

I just brought it up cuz I was thinkin' about how tough it can be to find a girl who gives a really great HJ, and it got me thinkin' about Lizzy. I figured you guys needed to share in my grief. ;-)

Speaking of tough things to find...I've asked this before, but I have yet to get any info. I'm having a helluva time finding a provider who's INTO water sports. Most girls who are willing to provide them are generally reluctant about it, so their performance is lacking, and almost none of them will receive as well as give. If any of the other piss freaks out there have a line on a good GS provider and is willing to share the info I would be eternally grateful!!!

~ Shay
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